I’ve actually been rewatching the old golf it just yesterday 😂😂 what a coincidence Edit: why does this video almost look like the same as slogo’s but from crainer’s prospective 🧐🤔
End of passion play, crumbling away I'm your source of self-destruction Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear Leading on your death's construction Taste me, you will see More is all you need Dedicated to How I'm killing you Come crawling faster Obey your master Your life burns faster Obey your master, master Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master, master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master, master Needlework the way, never you betray Life of death becoming clearer Pain monopoly, ritual misery Chop your breakfast on a mirror Taste me, you will see More is all you need Dedicated to How I'm killing you Come crawling faster Obey your master Your life burns faster Obey your master, master Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master, master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master, master (master) Where's the dreams that I've been after? (Master, master) You promised only lies (Laughter, laughter) All I hear or see is laughter (Laughter, laughter) Laughing at my cries Fix me! Hell is worth all that, natural habitat Just a rhyme without a reason Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days Now your life is out of season I will occupy I will help you die I will run through you Now I rule you too Come crawling faster Obey your master Your life burns faster Obey your master, master Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master, master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master, master Marcel Proust’s Remembrance of Things Past (1913-1927), also known by a more literal translation of its French title, In Search of Lost Time, is the only modernist novel that has a fair claim to being as important in the history of the genre as James Joyce’s Ulysses. Joyce claimed not to have read Proust’s work before writing Ulysses, but he had met him, was aware of his methods, and even attended his funeral in 1922, the year Ulysses was published. The two novels, though sharing a conception of time, use radically different methods for representing it. Unlike Ulysses, which takes place on a single day, and in which each episode is assigned a time of day, Proust’s novel spans about fifty years in the life of its protagonist, who bears a striking resemblance to Proust himself (as Stephen Dedalus does to Joyce). Where Joyce reveled in short sentence fragments juxtaposed without grammatical subordination (parataxis), Proust wrote long, supple, perfectly grammatical sentences, full of dependent clauses (hypotaxis). Although much of Remembrance of Things Past proceeds chronologically, the novel is framed by moments of radical temporal instability. In its opening pages, the first-person narrator recalls a time when he “used to go to bed early.” At that time, he writes, he would often wake up unsure where he was, what year it was, and even who he was. Proust then presents a kaleidoscopic vision of the many bedrooms where his narrator will sleep during the course of the novel, thus plunging the reader into the novel’s fictional world and demonstrating the instability of time and space. Proust’s narrator begins his story entirely abstracted from spatial and temporal co-ordinates (compare Joyce, who used a 1904 street directory in order to locate each event in a geographically accurate place in Dublin). He explains that only the power of memory can help him to reconstruct his personality, and goes on to develop a theory of two types of memory, the voluntary memory that we use in everyday life and a more powerful, involuntary memory that functions unexpectedly, triggered by a sound, smell, or taste. The first volume of Remembrance of Things Past purports to relate the narrator’s memories of his childhood as they were brought to life for him by the taste of a madeleine (a tiny sponge cake) dipped in tea. The madeleine reminds him of the ones he used to eat at his aunt’s house in Combray, the country town where he once spent his summers. It causes a rush of involuntary memory and resurrects the past that the narrator had thought was “permanently dead.” The resurrection of the dead is another theme shared by Proust and Joyce, which typifies the interplay between the narrative present and the always resurgent past of their characters. Both authors were fascinated with the passage in book eleven of Homer’s Odyssey in which Odysseus visits the Underworld. The episode, which had been imitated by Virgil, inspired Dante’s Inferno. In the modernist period, Ezra Pound began his Cantos with a translation of the opening lines of Homer’s book eleven, and Virginia Woolf alluded to Odysseus’s encounter with the shade of his mother in portraying the death of Mrs. Ramsay in To the Lighthouse. Homer has Odysseus reach out three times to embrace the shade, but, says Odysseus, “she went sifting through my hands, impalpable / as shadows are, and wavering like a dream.” Woolf echoes Odysseus’s gesture when she announces Mrs. Ramsay’s death in a parenthesis: “[Mr. Ramsay, stumbling along a passage one dark morning stretched his arms out, but Mrs. Ramsay having died rather suddenly the night before his arms, though stretched out, remained empty.]” Proust’s narrator too makes use of the image of the empty outstretched arms, first when describing a dream of his dead grandmother and then again in the final episode, the second moment of radical indeterminacy in the novel, when he discusses his failure to recognize his old friends. A friend whom time has completely transformed looks familiar to the narrator only when he laughs, but once he stops laughing, his features change, and the narrator, “like Ulysses in the Odyssey when he rushes forward to embrace his dead mother,” is “obliged to give up the attempt” to recognize him. Joyce, too (in “Telemachus”) uses the vision of the dead mother as an opportunity to show how the past inhabits the present. In the midst of their everyday lives, the characters in Proust and Joyce are confronted by ghosts who appear unbidden but whom they cannot quite grasp First, we’ll look at the number of words for each book in the series. The first book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, has 76,944 words. It has fewer words than the other six books, making it the shortest book in the series. Since this was the first book, Rowling had more time to edit the book and make the writing more concise. Plus, she probably didn’t want to make the first book too long, or the publisher might not have accepted it. She was a new author at that point. Publishers usually don’t accept long novels from first-time authors. In comparison, each of the other six books are longer, likely due to the initial success of the Philosophers's Stone, which within its first two years had sold more than 300,000 copies in the U.K. alone. According to Wikipedia, the American version, “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone” remained on the New York Time’s bestseller list for “79 consecutive weeks.” Due to the sales of the first book, the publishers-Bloomsbury for the British version and Scholastic for the American version-wanted more books about the world of Harry Potter from Rowling. They were willing to accept longer books because they knew to follow up books would sell well. The word count figures for the other six books, in order
So to answer the question about why Santa gives bad kids coal. When the story started everyone's furnaces were coal powered, so the message was "If you are good Santa will bring you fun toys to play with, but if you're bad he'll bring you something practical and not fun instead." So the modern version should be "If you're bad Santa will bring you socks for Christmas."
I’ve actually been rewatching the old golf it just yesterday what a coincidence Edit: why does this video almost look like the same as slogo’s but from crainer’s prospective -
I like how jelly,crainer,and slogo are starting to make this r18 adult jokes hahaha they got the were old enough to make this kind of jokes vibe hahahaha😂
Love these guys honestly Jelly Slogo and Crainer r the best TH-camr trio to exist and I love how they can have a joke about stuff not family friendly cause it’s similar to me and my friends humour now that I’m older so it makes me laugh but genuinely these guys are amazing keep doing what yous doin 👊
Honestly, I gotta be honest. You should show Kraner a whole lot of support because he is a father and he’s going to have a whole lot of responsibilities because he has a daughter now and I just want him to have the best life so don’t dislike his videos or throwing he comments because he’s putting a whole lot of work in his videos, a whole lot of time to make us entertained so if you’re reading this comment, please like this video and subscribe and just show him dad he’s a good TH-camr and a great father because I know that he’s going to be stressed work a whole lot, so just please subscribe to him. I will appreciate that and I hope this comment can make him happy and just everything really. (I know it’s long but read it lol).
christmas is in a week and jelly the small was the only 1 dresd for the ocasion. any way merry christmas crain. :D (its from joshes party panic vid he releisd a phew hours ago)
23:38 This video is hilarious man! 😂😂😂
The fact the jokes became more maturly immature is perfect
Thanks for always making my day better and making me happier
CRAINER NEVER FAILS TO ENTERTAIN US
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Crainer who said that the merge is avaliable till 10 December when he posted this on 19 december
just did 10 instead of 15
this series has been so good i would like to watch more.
i just love how much crainere puts in so much hard work into his videos
Crainer's laugh is the best one I've ever heard.
I’ve actually been rewatching the old golf it just yesterday 😂😂 what a coincidence
Edit: why does this video almost look like the same as slogo’s but from crainer’s prospective 🧐🤔
I downloaded his whole golf it play list😂
Sus
That's cause it is they uploaded it on different days
Everyone get this guy to 8 million
Crainer said 10th of December when it’s the 19th already lol xD. Keep up the funny content crainer
His back!! The crainster has returned to entertain us let's keep going with the content
Your vids have been way more fun to watch every since you started playing with jelly and josh again. You even seem to have more fun
Since crainer joined back he’s been a living legend
im happy crainers playing golf it again although his gameplay didnt change much 💀💀💀
ah so this is the original comment
I love crainer so much!!!❤❤❤ he always so funny to watch
i love the fact that josh and crainer actually went golfing together on the slogo insta 😂😂
I love this trio, who else does😄
👇
I'm a big fan of you crainer since 2020❤
Crainer and jelly dyingof laughter ahh just like the old days
The amount of dirty jokes is crazy haven’t heard them say stuff like that for a while
Crainer you should keep making longer videos, ur usual are too short i preferred this.
The merch line is until December 10th but it’s literally the 19th
End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death's construction
Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master (master)
Where's the dreams that I've been after?
(Master, master)
You promised only lies
(Laughter, laughter)
All I hear or see is laughter
(Laughter, laughter)
Laughing at my cries
Fix me!
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Marcel Proust’s Remembrance of Things Past (1913-1927), also known by a more literal translation of its French title, In Search of Lost Time, is the only modernist novel that has a fair claim to being as important in the history of the genre as James Joyce’s Ulysses. Joyce claimed not to have read Proust’s work before writing Ulysses, but he had met him, was aware of his methods, and even attended his funeral in 1922, the year Ulysses was published. The two novels, though sharing a conception of time, use radically different methods for representing it. Unlike Ulysses, which takes place on a single day, and in which each episode is assigned a time of day, Proust’s novel spans about fifty years in the life of its protagonist, who bears a striking resemblance to Proust himself (as Stephen Dedalus does to Joyce). Where Joyce reveled in short sentence fragments juxtaposed without grammatical subordination (parataxis), Proust wrote long, supple, perfectly grammatical sentences, full of dependent clauses (hypotaxis). Although much of Remembrance of Things Past proceeds chronologically, the novel is framed by moments of radical temporal instability. In its opening pages, the first-person narrator recalls a time when he “used to go to bed early.” At that time, he writes, he would often wake up unsure where he was, what year it was, and even who he was. Proust then presents a kaleidoscopic vision of the many bedrooms where his narrator will sleep during the course of the novel, thus plunging the reader into the novel’s fictional world and demonstrating the instability of time and space. Proust’s narrator begins his story entirely abstracted from spatial and temporal co-ordinates (compare Joyce, who used a 1904 street directory in order to locate each event in a geographically accurate place in Dublin). He explains that only the power of memory can help him to reconstruct his personality, and goes on to develop a theory of two types of memory, the voluntary memory that we use in everyday life and a more powerful, involuntary memory that functions unexpectedly, triggered by a sound, smell, or taste. The first volume of Remembrance of Things Past purports to relate the narrator’s memories of his childhood as they were brought to life for him by the taste of a madeleine (a tiny sponge cake) dipped in tea. The madeleine reminds him of the ones he used to eat at his aunt’s house in Combray, the country town where he once spent his summers. It causes a rush of involuntary memory and resurrects the past that the narrator had thought was “permanently dead.” The resurrection of the dead is another theme shared by Proust and Joyce, which typifies the interplay between the narrative present and the always resurgent past of their characters. Both authors were fascinated with the passage in book eleven of Homer’s Odyssey in which Odysseus visits the Underworld. The episode, which had been imitated by Virgil, inspired Dante’s Inferno. In the modernist period, Ezra Pound began his Cantos with a translation of the opening lines of Homer’s book eleven, and Virginia Woolf alluded to Odysseus’s encounter with the shade of his mother in portraying the death of Mrs. Ramsay in To the Lighthouse. Homer has Odysseus reach out three times to embrace the shade, but, says Odysseus, “she went sifting through my hands, impalpable / as shadows are, and wavering like a dream.” Woolf echoes Odysseus’s gesture when she announces Mrs. Ramsay’s death in a parenthesis: “[Mr. Ramsay, stumbling along a passage one dark morning stretched his arms out, but Mrs. Ramsay having died rather suddenly the night before his arms, though stretched out, remained empty.]” Proust’s narrator too makes use of the image of the empty outstretched arms, first when describing a dream of his dead grandmother and then again in the final episode, the second moment of radical indeterminacy in the novel, when he discusses his failure to recognize his old friends. A friend whom time has completely transformed looks familiar to the narrator only when he laughs, but once he stops laughing, his features change, and the narrator, “like Ulysses in the Odyssey when he rushes forward to embrace his dead mother,” is “obliged to give up the attempt” to recognize him. Joyce, too (in “Telemachus”) uses the vision of the dead mother as an opportunity to show how the past inhabits the present. In the midst of their everyday lives, the characters in Proust and Joyce are confronted by ghosts who appear unbidden but whom they cannot quite grasp
First, we’ll look at the number of words for each book in the series. The first book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, has 76,944 words. It has fewer words than the other six books, making it the shortest book in the series. Since this was the first book, Rowling had more time to edit the book and make the writing more concise. Plus, she probably didn’t want to make the first book too long, or the publisher might not have accepted it. She was a new author at that point. Publishers usually don’t accept long novels from first-time authors.
In comparison, each of the other six books are longer, likely due to the initial success of the Philosophers's Stone, which within its first two years had sold more than 300,000 copies in the U.K. alone. According to Wikipedia, the American version, “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone” remained on the New York Time’s bestseller list for “79 consecutive weeks.”
Due to the sales of the first book, the publishers-Bloomsbury for the British version and Scholastic for the American version-wanted more books about the world of Harry Potter from Rowling. They were willing to accept longer books because they knew to follow up books would sell well. The word count figures for the other six books, in order
Let's get him to 10 million subscribers (crainer)
So to answer the question about why Santa gives bad kids coal. When the story started everyone's furnaces were coal powered, so the message was "If you are good Santa will bring you fun toys to play with, but if you're bad he'll bring you something practical and not fun instead." So the modern version should be "If you're bad Santa will bring you socks for Christmas."
Crainer be doing more great videos
I’ve actually been rewatching the old golf it just yesterday what a coincidence
Edit: why does this video almost look like the same as slogo’s but from crainer’s prospective
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I like how jelly,crainer,and slogo are starting to make this r18 adult jokes hahaha they got the were old enough to make this kind of jokes vibe hahahaha😂
Love these guys honestly Jelly Slogo and Crainer r the best TH-camr trio to exist and I love how they can have a joke about stuff not family friendly cause it’s similar to me and my friends humour now that I’m older so it makes me laugh but genuinely these guys are amazing keep doing what yous doin 👊
Bro said to get a t shirt before the 10th of December💀💀💀💀
Day 24 of asking crainer to play phasmobia with jelly and josh
Yes crainer. You are a legend for coming back to robust. Love your content and stay awesome😎
bruh crainer adverrising his merch of 10 december but its already 18 december
yeah
yess i love the longer videos!
Crainer be like:
Merch available till 10 December
And the day he said this was 18 December
I've been begging for a long time so please play some trailmaker with the Bois like old times
Man I used to watch him and ssundee miss those days
miss this youTube channel😭
I use to watch them everyday
Honestly, I gotta be honest. You should show Kraner a whole lot of support because he is a father and he’s going to have a whole lot of responsibilities because he has a daughter now and I just want him to have the best life so don’t dislike his videos or throwing he comments because he’s putting a whole lot of work in his videos, a whole lot of time to make us entertained so if you’re reading this comment, please like this video and subscribe and just show him dad he’s a good TH-camr and a great father because I know that he’s going to be stressed work a whole lot, so just please subscribe to him. I will appreciate that and I hope this comment can make him happy and just everything really. (I know it’s long but read it lol).
IS. THAT. REALLY. YOU omg I've missed you, Jelly, and Josh so much😭❤❤
YES LONGer VIDS
2:06 ... Crainer. this is my 2858th time telling you that its december the 18th
Keep it up crainer
Like good new video crainder
Why can’t I comment in member
Hi
Wow
Crainer I love your videos they put a smile on my face every time
Oh Gosh these three never change😆
still entertaining me very much❤
Bro said it ends December 10 he posted it December 18😂
9:20 fudge!
30min gang
👇
I love your vids crainer!
You are the best entertainer if we didn't have you the golden trio would go to bronze double
Jelly mentioned Jordi's game when they were joking what game crainer made. The only difference is that he swaped Hell with Heaven. 22:04
7:35
Crainer: oh good Josh your catching up with the worst golf player of all time
*2 seconds later*
Crainer: *gets a hole in one*
Hello crainer.
Video uploaded on 19th December with a new design launch limited to 10th December
Why does drainer look like a some chad😂
6:50 7:12 16:26 18:22 20:14 22:10 22:56
In roblox I play escape candy obby when I get in car it bounces at the sky
million times i just walk 2320 km checkpoint
2:06 it's December 18th buddy
Crainer the legend
Imagine saying that the merch
was until dec 10 while video was uploaded on Dec 19
i love when its like 30mins
christmas is in a week and jelly the small was the only 1 dresd for the ocasion. any way merry christmas crain. :D (its from joshes party panic vid he releisd a phew hours ago)
Me when i saw slogo jelly and crainer post at the same time before they reunited👁️👄👁️
Bro it’s after December 10th when u made this video (love your vids tho crainja)
Just watched the video
Loved it crainer keeps us entertained he deserves likes and subs keep up the good work❤
The jelly mom jokes are crazy
Hey crainer can you make vip crainer sweatpants
👇if you want vip crainer sweatpants
Yes we want longer videos
Hey crainer can you upload more on squid Island 🏝 please 🙏
People who agree 👎
How is the merch till the 10th if u upload the vid on the 18th
That’s what I’m saying
I can’t get any more than one like
Nice vid love from india ❤
Only available till tenth December the video was uploaded on nineteen December LOL
Bring back Bob in Minecraft. Like so Crainer sees this!
10th of December??? The video came out 4 hours ago on the 18th
this video was great
Dud is funny stay good brooooo
One minute gang
When there's a hole, there's a goal
Early Squadddddd
👇
Uhm😮
MORE LONGER VIDEOS!!!
👇
Shout out Crainer
sorry did u mean 10th of jan?
Crainte i am happy to see you
Love the vids
Minute gang👇
shirt only till 10 december thar lardy happen😂😂😂😂😂
Just uploaded within the hour yet the deadline for merch was 8 days ago..
bruh
@@Marshmallow.4131 yes?
FACE TO FACE PLEASE
Within an hour
👇
CRAINER PLZZ DO LIVE STREAMS
@Crainer check Squid island Josh made a pet shop you can get a cat/wolf
Day 68 of asking for one more video with ssundee and crainer
its already 18december how can it be till 10
⬇️Who loves golf it
Everyone should spam the comments and say the 3 gang should play Roblox together
Crainer got whooped
1min
Gang
👇
Bruh the start I like your edit that you made it feels dramatic