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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2024
- the blood of the horse flows through me
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Music used:
Driftveil City Theme - Pokémon Black & White
• Driftveil City [Pokémo...
Chinggis khaanii Magtaal - Batzorig Vaanchig
• Chinggis khaanii Magta...
Mazurek Dąbrowskiego - Józef Wybicki
• Poland National Anthem...
Legend - Huun Hur Tu
• Huun Huur Tu - Legend
Nyeh Heh Heh! + Bonetrousle - Toby Fox
• Nyeh Heh Heh! + Bonetr...
Agni Parthene - Valaam Brethren Choir
• Агни Парфене - Хор бра...
Winged Hussars - Sabaton
• SABATON - Winged Hussa...
Terraria Overworld Day - Scott Lloyd Shelly
• Terraria Soundtrack: 0...
Pompeii - Bastille
• Bastille - Pompeii (Of...
Gdzie jest biały węgorz? - Cypis
• Cypis - Gdzie jest bia...
Numb (Throat Singing Cover) - Linkin Park (Cover by KUULAR)
• Linkin Park - Numb (Th...
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Copyright-infringement gang rise up.
How was your army composition dod you have infantry or only cavalry?
the choice of starting music is very balanced. Nuzlocke challenger approves
@@alonsocerva2596 only infantry at the start, you cant handle it well eco wise early on
@@Dumdragoon hey I meant when you engaged otto army of 65k with a 36k stack crossing river what was the army comp
@@alonsocerva2596 oh that was 29 Cav 7 Artillery (essentially full frontline of Cav) with a 5 Shock general. You can see me hovering over it very briefly at 2:35
Theres a joke to be made here, yknow:
A polish peasant in the 13th century is working the field. Suddenly, he hears a clank sound and checks what it was. Turned out, it was a genie lamp.
The peasant rubs the lamp, and a genie pops up, saying: "For freeing me, i will fulfill your three wishes. What is your first wish?"
The peasant scratches his head, and after a while says: "I want the mongols to raid Poland!"
The genie snaps his fingers, and a mongol horde arrives, killing whoever is standing in the way, looting on the side, and then, after setting fire to a few huts, quickly escaping
The peasant picks himself off the ground, dusting off his clothes.
"Your second wish?", asks the genie.
The peasant, without hesitation, says: "I want the mongols to raid Poland again!"
The genie raised an eyebrow, but snapped his fingers, and another mongol horde arrived.
The mongols looted whatever was left, killed the rest of the villagers, set fire to the remaining huts, and escaped.
"Your last wish...?" asked the genie.
The peasant goes: "Make them raid Poland again!"
The mongols arrive, but finding nothing to loot, and the village burnt down, with nobody to kill, they turn around and ride back.
The genie, rubbing his forehead in disbelief, and seeing the devastation wrought, asks the peasant: "Why did you want the mongols to raid Poland three times? You could have had anything you desired. Women, power, wealth, and yet, you wanted this. Why?"
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The peasant answers: "I wanted this, because in order for the mongols to raid Poland three times, theyve had to pass through the Rus six times".
as a Russian-speaking Central Asian, this made me laugh beyond any limits😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Idiot EU4 youtubers: "Horses suck lol"
Tengri Horde Poland: "Ulaughghghghgh"
Well cav does suck unless you are Poland
Did he just really told that arumba is idiot kekw
"ULANughughgughgu"*
"I hope you choke on a spreadsheet" - old ISP to Arumba.
HUZZAH IF YOU FORCE IT TO BE TRUE THEN IT IS TRUE
Prussia-space marines
Tengri polan- winged space archer hussars
White scars approve this message!
*avengers:endgame*
A 17th Century Polish dictionary has a listing for Horse as: "It's a horse, everyone knows what this is"
ive heard of that before, good stuff
Small correction. Firstly, it was more an encyclopaedia. They tried to compile all the knowledge available. And sentence was - Horse, what it is, everyone sees. And that was all for the entry in this encyclopaedia.
“I’m stuck in the literal worst place on earth, Russia”
Oirat chieftain probably
@Fatin Marwat "y'all mind if I head West?"
@@deltoroperdedor3166 Poland: why do I hear boss music?
@@TheColombianSpartan Poland: O kurwa
Japanese in Black Sea?. What could be more cursed than this
Russia bringing its black sea fleet to fight in the Russo-Japanese War:
Moldovan weebs who are into Anime specifically from Osaka that would be slightly more cursed.
@@dannydeng3640Russia bringing their Far East fleet to the Black sea and getting nae naed
Mongols in Norway
Jewish Ming
this reminded me that paradox nerfed arist-espinioage policy for no reason.
Fun is not allowed, neither 20% Infantry Combat Ability
@@mariano98ify as much as i liked 20% infantry combat ability I could see how powerful it would be so I can understand them nerfing it but the cav ability?Only few countries can cav modifier and by the time you get the policy cav would start getting pushed out for better army composition.
Oh no! People are picking espionage way too often, its time to nerf its policies
They nerfed all three of the CA policies because you could rush them in MP and melt other peoples armies.
@@flazzorb I am 100% sure that was viable for quality inno, but did people actually do that for the aristocratic espionage? Aristocratic isng that great for MP but why would anyone pick Espionage if they dont have a gun to their head?
When an Austrian youtuber starts playing with Oirat, so you, a Spanish person in Castile have to fight the Tengri Poles at Iberia:
*Mr. Worldwide*
While also colonizing America
@@Angelo-ki7wr conquering* Spain did firstly and foremost a conquest, not colonization.
@Belagerungsmörser the Sheep you are right, bit as I said, they did firstly and foremost a conquest. That's why it's "the conquest and colonozation of America" what in any case, if you don't want to say the above to save "saliva" people should call it a conquest instead of colonization, for that is the most of what Spain did. That way we do not risk the misleading idea that all european nations did the same thing.
@Belagerungsmörser the Sheep sounds about the tight time frame for raping an entire continent to death.
When a tengri oirat horde attacks poland which after that attacks spain, so you, a japanese must fight the crimeans
In Tengri Poland, you no partition Poland, Poland partition you.
In tengri Poland, you draw Two lines on the map running north to south. One to the east of Ibera, and one to the west of the eastern tip of russia.
This is the land upon which you are sovereign.
It really hit me mid-way through how busted these hypothetical Winged Steppe Hussars would be, holy shit, Genghis must be smiling in his grave.
*A man and his horse stronger than metal gear*
more than a year late but i approve of ur appreciation of qu
Austria is the defender of the faith and will protect Poland
Austria is the defender of the faith and will protect Poland
Austria is the defender of the faith and will protect Poland
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOU
Austria is defender of the fair and will protect Poland
Austria is the defender of the faith and will protect Poland
Thoat singging hussar arrived tengri gonna be so proud
Idk if this is cursed or blessed
it's blursed, probably
eu4 is just cursed in general
Blessed.
Not Osaka levels of cursed but still cursed
ID say it's roughly Tokyo anime levels of cursed it's kind of just real weird a few areas like a HOARD HAVING A OFFICIAL CAPITAL CITY wat? Why though if it's settled is it still a hoard?
@@Newbmann horde is not settled, but the khan is.
Everyone: noooo you cant have this much horses in a unit
Tengri horde poland: hahahaha horses go brrrrrr
Horses go patataj
Why not clop clop
@@PitunghereTNOschizo100 Clop clop is slow and patataj is fast
everybody here talking about horses but give a little respect to my boy oirat
he's gone 😔
@@Dumdragoon It's not gone, it's in our hearts now
Tylko jedno w głowie maaam
Koooksu pięć graaam
Odlecieć sam
W krainę zapomnienia
W głowie myśli mam
kiedy skończy się ten stan
Kiedy już nie będę sam, bo wjedzie biały węęęgorz
I would love to see this done again, now that we have HORDE GOVERNMENT IDEAS
Try Bohemia but try to keep """Peace in Europe"""
Why die for sudetla...? :))))))
@@Radelifier why die for slo....?
Why d
@@guntugakgun1924 Wh...
Why die?
2:13 just killed me
万歳
as a Pole I feel a strange satisfaction from this film
10/10 historically accurate
I want to watch now! :(
I recognize you...
woah real crownieVA
I'm surprised that you know EU4
XD
When you used ,,Tylko jedno w głowie mam" it killed me xD
Better than 90% of polish memes, love it
Ode mnie ma gigantyczny szacunek za to że znalazł tego mema żeby wstawić go do swojego filmu... W sensie- nie jestem znawcą, ale z tego co mi wiadomo to nie jest to mem który rozrósł się poza Polskę 💪😏
Edit: dobra, fałszywy alarm- wtedy dopiero zaczynał się rozrastać, ale się rozrósł
@@dolnyslazak4721 No właśnie to jeden z niewielu, który się rozrósł.
@@adenowirus Wiem, zdążyłem zauważyć 😅
@@dolnyslazak4721 W 0:57 jak ulał by pasowało "O nie! Jesteśmy zgubieni!".
@@adenowirus xD
That casual numb throat singing cover elevated this already great showcase of a fucking meme of a strat to something legendary holy shit.
This is gonna be fun.
I showed this to my epilieptic brother and now he's doing a fun dance
JESUS CHRIST, THIS IS OVERPOWERED
I feel like doing this in a multiplayer lobby now
do it, its fun for the whole family
Germany and US signing an alliance: *The Unholy Alliance*
Tengri Poland: 🌚
why am i unable to stop watching this
this video terrible for innocent ducks, go away
This title can confuse someone
Mongolian throat singing Numb is what my sleep paralysis demon whispers into my ears
Wait, if you get Cossack estate doesn’t that give 20% more cav combat ability? So you could technically go over to 83% cav combat ability right?
You don't get the cossack estate as a horde unfortunately, all you get is stinky tribes.
Dragoon oof that’s sad. But I guess the 100 percent cav ratio makes up for it.
@@XQFangs Of the 100% cav ratio possibilities. I'd say Yuan has the best cav. Their combat ability ain't as high as Poland, but they have +10% shock damage.
This is an earlier video, but you can remedy that cossack estate buff by picking horde ideas, which in itself give 20% Cav combat ability.
now this is a new level of *Cursed* that i thought it was impossible to reach.Shit i gues i have to learn how to throat sing
NASZEGO CHANA ZACHOWAJ NAM PANIE
This is even better now with horde ideas and the horde-espionage policy
Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksku 5 gram odlecieć chce w krainę zapomnienia...
I love how you single-handedly brought back the Pompeii by bastille meme
Still one of my favourite videos of all time
We need to take this concept further
Tengri Sich Rada Poland
Update
I have tried it
It is glorious
The Duchy Of Milanball but can you have 100% cavalry in your units?
@@blossy_random_staff 105% actually
2:04 "Bro I'm coming just hold out a bit longer" 😳
This is one of my very favorite videos on the internet.
This is the patient zero for the "but if you close your eyes" meme.
Now make danish flag as denmark with Papal state as a vassal
Or make roman empire and have the HRE as a vassal + ming as a tributary
you have 3 days. Time is on
sounds like my usual schedule
The loud mongolian throat singing is hilarous
So good to see sabaton, eu4 and aoe2 at the same place
It is literally historical canal at night
Literally best thing I've ever watched. 10/10
And I thought that the Mongol empire was the best with horses…
That's where you're wrong kiddo
I didn't expect nowa polska gameplay in eu4
*polish anthem starts*
Nie rzucim ziemi skąd nasz ród
*in the distance, but loudly*
*HUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG*
This... this right here is the content I subbed for. Doing the Lord's work.
Maybe Poland did become tengri
But at what cost?
This is next level editing
Yooooo that's some spice meme. Thank you my dude
Pretty Cool but...
Mongol Throat Singing Stream when?
This channel is pure gold, keep it going! Love from Italy
back at it again you lovely human being.
i love you
love you too
This is by far my favorite video On The internet
Мой прадед мне так и рассказывал. Автор точно перенес исторический период Польши в игру.
The main reason i watch these videos is honestly for the childhood DS nostalgia from the music and sfx.
God just thanking you for recommending this to me
And some say Dragoon is still fighting the war as we speak.
Thanks to you, all that I can see now are throat-singing Winged Hussars arriving in Vienna!
We need more of this blessed content
180 cav regiments and 0 (zero) infantry.
fucking beautiful
Im really amazed and impressed by your montage skills. Sound and music works here so well I watch this particular movie quite often. Good job 👏🏻
thank you king
Die Deathsounds von AoE2 geben dem Video die richtige Würze. Wie die richtige Menge Paprika im Gulasch.
Now its even stronger with horde ideas
So it's been 7 months of me rewatching this video every time i feel bad. as pretty much every other on this channel. Love your videos keep up good work austrial lad.
We’re not gonna talk about that reformation
"To defeat the Horde I must become the Horde"
best eu4 video ever xd
what the hell are those grunting hurt sound effects they're great
from aoe2
@@Dumdragoon you are based for replying to this old of a video thank you
ludi brought me here, was not dissapointed. this was hilarious and sure looks like a lot of fun
This is what perfection feels like
Watching for the millionth time, still beautiful.
I just hope that poland conquers the entire WORLD
So the campaign from the Oirat point of view was basically their glorious leader calling their banners to lead a military campaign west to conquer new lands and did so but then the natives rebelled and due to being overstreched their great country was almost completely wiped off the map. Kinda sad
THE WINGS OF THE WINGED HUSSARS HAVE WINGS.
WIN-GS
As a pole I approve any propaganda agitating obvious horse superiority
Remember that aggressive expansion is just a number when you have horse hordes
This video is beautiful I wanna marry it.
we need more of those grazy strategies, i recently formed prussia as poland en went orthodox to become an unbeatable monster on the battlefield, its realy funny to grazy things like that.
2:29 we Lost snake oirat, but we got THICK chagatai
Great job again. Have a nice day.
This is awesome
You deserver more views
Yes
Bruh i had so much fun .keep it up
This is just another version of Polish winged hussars combined with Asian horses
I'm sorry for being late man, please don't send the horses to Istanbul noooOOOOO
Its Carogród now
great audiovisual content my khan
I had at least 3 stroke after watching the video.
one of the best things I've seen in eu4
Your videos are interesting. Don't stop making videos bro.
Virgin Polish commonwealth fan vs Chad Poland Tengri horde enjoyer
Imagine this timeline accually happenning. It is really confusing for Ottomans when they see Mongols converting Poles to Tengri. Then the Poles adopt Tengri, rise up against Mongols, beat them. Then conquer Balkans in the name of Tengri. Ottomans be like: Wait a minute, didnt our ancestors conquer stuff in the name of Tengri? It s super weird. This is like some Celtic people conquering France, converting it to Celtic paganism, French rising up, fighting English in North America to convert the land. While the English trying to convert it to Cristianity
More like Celts rising up for Germanic Paganism and trying to convert the North America to Odin and Anglos trying to fight for christianity. Lol.
I've played a good hundred hours of this game and I still don't know what just happened
Rare alternate universe where Poland spoke a similar language to their Hungarian friends