Totally Obsessed Cabbage Patch - Fred Willard.

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  • Patch these Cabbage heads up!
    Totally Obsessed with Cabbage Patch Kids.

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  • @amandagrace31
    @amandagrace31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Imagine them having a custody battle over Kevin if they divorce.

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Buy another one

    • @wortz9291
      @wortz9291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Judge: what the heck is wrong with these people

    • @Aritul
      @Aritul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stevepensando2593 😂

    • @warnerhoward3393
      @warnerhoward3393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

    • @eduardovilla2546
      @eduardovilla2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Judge will send their crazy assess to an mental hospital

  • @BooBotta
    @BooBotta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    The disappointment in her mother’s voice when they started talking about their daughter

    • @melissacooper4482
      @melissacooper4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It's a shame that their relationship with their real daughter is strained because of that doll!

    • @raccoonmotion5681
      @raccoonmotion5681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

  • @pinkroses9418
    @pinkroses9418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    vicki:*kills herself because of abuse and neglect*
    parents:
    parents:
    parents:
    parents:well, we still have kevin

    • @hugog271
      @hugog271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

  • @coledoucette5116
    @coledoucette5116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    This is honestly a great concept for a horror movie

  • @pidgon7465
    @pidgon7465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    0:51 I’m dead, the doll is just sitting there t posing

    • @neptuneflower9156
      @neptuneflower9156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @nyxol3664
      @nyxol3664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Asserting his dominance to the Actual living child

    • @Roarxez
      @Roarxez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pidgón it’s face is just: 😐

    • @sarahl.5748
      @sarahl.5748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dead 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nyxol3664 breakfast lunch and Dinner every day. Just Kevin: LOOMING.
      As a wise man once said 3:33 "How bizarre"

  • @edgarallanpoestheblackcat6613
    @edgarallanpoestheblackcat6613 8 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Their poor daughter, favoring a lifeless doll over her.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      qt schartner The doll doesn't have a soul! The girl does!

    • @xx_paigec._xx6427
      @xx_paigec._xx6427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they got the doll. A dog. She couldn't have a dog but a cABBAGE PATCH KID GOT MORE FUN IN ITS LIFE THAN A REAL HUMAN

    • @sugarcane1234
      @sugarcane1234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I know what you mean. I feel so heart broken for her. They spoil something that is not able to appreciate it and they basically treat the daughter like she is a 2nd class citizen.

    • @Zzsmuf
      @Zzsmuf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of Robert the doll.

    • @pinkparasollise9646
      @pinkparasollise9646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Murphy Brown" actress Candice Bergen, in her autobiography, wrote that she had the same issue with dad Edgar who made his living with Charlie McCarthy.

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "Kevin" looks like he's in constant, unending agony

    • @ByakuganWhite
      @ByakuganWhite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's a Cabbage Patch Kid. They all look like that.

    • @keybyss98
      @keybyss98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd be that way if I looked like a deflated potato, too.

  • @Dilemmaps3
    @Dilemmaps3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Those parents are either insane or are the most epic trolls in the history of trolls with their daughter being their troll victim.

    • @mader2302
      @mader2302 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Dilemmaps3 Or it's just a family of trolls.

    • @blueefanta8710
      @blueefanta8710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch out for a troll on these comments QT SCHARTNER seriously bro god

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'm not retarded

  • @burrito4614
    @burrito4614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    he’s easy going, quiet, behaved
    *you don’t say?*

    • @michaelperrotta8340
      @michaelperrotta8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is a doll

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trying to think of literally any other personality traits for ' Kevin'
      "Ummmm...."

    • @Alexis-le1cd
      @Alexis-le1cd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelperrotta8340 wow i didnt know

  • @TheProwler44
    @TheProwler44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    So she takes care of fake children but she doesn’t care of her real daughter

    • @TheProwler44
      @TheProwler44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is reatarted

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheProwler44 not as retarded as that spelling

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She looks pretty healthy to me, so it looks to me like she’s been taken care pretty well.
      Besides this segment is staged, they’re actually just super hardcore collectors of PKD. Check out the Vice video that covers the craze, where they show their collection. It’s still creepy sure. But they don’t actually believe a doll is real.

    • @MJW238
      @MJW238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her daughter is like 40 - she can take care of herself.
      Probably got the doll as a substitute once she left home.

    • @Musiclover19
      @Musiclover19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MJW238 Actually as I stated they’re HARDCORE collectors or were cause I think they either are still trying or have sold off their whole collection, yes including their “son” Kevin.
      Even though this video focus on one doll and has this couple portrayed as some nuts to believe to be their son. Like I said, that was JUST for this show though. They actually have THOUSANDS of those creepy (and ugly) Cabbage Patch kids dolls that they spent probably more than a MILLION dollars on in their lifetime. They definitely didn’t just buying dolls when their daughter was adult, they spent not just a lot of money into their collection but a LOT of years as well.
      So yeah, they’re still a bit odd overall, just not “we believe dolls are living kids of others” weird. It’s too bad a show like this wanted to make what was in actual just big collectors and SUPER fans and portray them as geeks and losers that out of touch with reality. I would have liked the show better if they just showed off these people super awesome collections, especially that TMNT super fan lady, but instead of making her look like just a big TMNT fan and collector they made her look like a loser who’s in debt for TMNT and has to eat Pizza with bizarre toppings like they did in the cartoon, neither of which were true.

  • @zanedestiny
    @zanedestiny 9 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    At first I assumed the doll was perhaps a coping mechanism for the parents. Perhaps they lost a child or weren't able to have children.....then you find out they have a daughter...

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whom was one when they got the stupid doll.

    • @hanacat1000
      @hanacat1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My thoughts exactly :/

    • @donaldobama6305
      @donaldobama6305 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And that the daughter plays along with it...

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jake Valdivia
      Ththe doll has sadly been her brother sense she was just 1 yrs . She know. No different and they treat her doll brother more like human. then they seem to treat her.

  • @brianself4958
    @brianself4958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Just imagine one guy that's totally obsessed with the show totally obsessed.

  • @lisatheboywonder6744
    @lisatheboywonder6744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    My guess is that the daughter and her parents are not on speaking terms anymore.

    • @louisecooper7472
      @louisecooper7472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheap Cooking Channel I collect dolls and make clothes and stuff for them but I go nowhere near this level

    • @MaddieMP3
      @MaddieMP3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Louise Cooper I can’t have a kid cause of medical reasons, and I got a reborn doll and bring him with me to the store,parents,etc. But I don’t think he’s real.

    • @MetalHead-ks9zq
      @MetalHead-ks9zq หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MaddieMP3 have you ever considered adopting a child?

  • @finnmcjeff4877
    @finnmcjeff4877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Almost all the songs in the background were Gorillaz, like if you noticed.

    • @onlyhasty
      @onlyhasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know lmfao

    • @funkyivan6503
      @funkyivan6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love gorillaz

    • @sirkibble4135
      @sirkibble4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo gorillaz is the goat🔥🔥🔥

    • @jxtuzz1866
      @jxtuzz1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finn Mcjeff do you know what songs at 0:50

    • @sirkibble4135
      @sirkibble4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jxtuzz1866 19-2000

  • @alyssarasmussen1723
    @alyssarasmussen1723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    When the favorited child is a doll.

    • @Robin_DoesArt
      @Robin_DoesArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alyssa Rasmussen, I will rage if this ever happened to me.

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye 9 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    This one is fucked up because it actually impacts the life of someone who isn't involved with the obsession. The other obsessed people, it's just something they really like to do and it doesn't affect anyone else. They can do whatever they want. But here, they're depriving their own daughter of love and affection for the doll. And the worst part is that the daughter vocally disapproves of it.

    • @Bobvindy
      @Bobvindy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +spaceye but from the way she words it, it seems she views him as real too like a real brother, so she is a bit loony too

    • @fallout4jones950
      @fallout4jones950 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can recommend a lunatic asylum for these people

    • @SpeediraWindira
      @SpeediraWindira 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +Bobvindy
      She was probably forced into playing along with this crap for so long that she gave up and let him be 'real'.

    • @Bobvindy
      @Bobvindy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SpeediraWindira
      the brainwashing hit her too hard lol

    • @acmanga8393
      @acmanga8393 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Fallout4 Jones I approve your name greatly

  • @pencilstreak9
    @pencilstreak9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "My favorite little kid."
    Fucking WOW.

  • @Bayonettamachinekill
    @Bayonettamachinekill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    millions of children in the orphanage don't have parents and they are treating a piece of plastic as a child.

    • @rachela.5311
      @rachela.5311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Because they can completely control everything about it. I wouldn't trust these people with a real life baby.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      qt schartner Heartless

    • @darkclaw8959
      @darkclaw8959 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rachel Ann, yeah I was thinking similar thoughts

    • @daphnehanson7959
      @daphnehanson7959 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *cloth

    • @carrasco2011sc
      @carrasco2011sc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bayonettamachinekill They are not responsible for those kids though. These people are free to do whatever they want and what makes them happy.

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    1:57 it's totally illegal to have a kid on your lap in the driver's seat like that

  • @crystalzepeda2176
    @crystalzepeda2176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    In Stephan King’s words “we are all crazy, some just show it more than others.”

  • @chittochan3552
    @chittochan3552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    I feel bad for the sister. Her parents put a doll, a non living thing, over their real daughter. Like, WTF.,

    • @FRGDEC
      @FRGDEC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I thought they were deluded, but fairly innocent enough, but that was the tipping point of making them utter freaks.

    • @craigbeade8654
      @craigbeade8654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ya i thought they were doing this because they couldn't have kids and felt bad for them, but when i found that out... God damn

    • @xtremepatryk2687
      @xtremepatryk2687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ikr they are mentally disabled

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Greg Erble its just like boom b*tch

    • @lukeskywalker1724
      @lukeskywalker1724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jada Rodriguez what if Kevin is possessed!!!!😱😱😱

  • @twoponypals1504
    @twoponypals1504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    If I were the sister of that doll, I would literally burn it in a raging bonfire. Why don't they love their ACTUAL child? Seriously, that poor girl got no love or attention since she was a little girl. Breaks my heart. 💔

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      daaaaaammmmnnn

    • @adorablefawn
      @adorablefawn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Two Pony Pals I WOULD BURN THE FRICK OUT IF THAT DOLL WOW THEY RATHER ' LOVE A STUPID DOLL MORE THAN THEIR ACTUAL REAL DAUGHTER!?😤💔

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Most of these people showcased on totally obsessed, especially the cabbage patch ones, need to be fucking thrown into a mental hospital. If that doesn't help, just have them shot. Society isn't safe with these crazies and their insane fetishes running rampant.

    • @okurcute
      @okurcute 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cococlass99 LPS it's possessed

    • @mememonster5791
      @mememonster5791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i know right j would blow up the doll

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    “He’s got it all, and a real life sister!”
    Parents: oh Lordy.
    😂 lmfao i feel so bad for the daughter

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      what about feeling bad for kevin

  • @ejp3292000
    @ejp3292000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Please stop associating Gorillaz with this.

    • @mr.hamborger9602
      @mr.hamborger9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Satan must of been involved with this to have Gorillaz in it.

    • @mr.hamborger9602
      @mr.hamborger9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He probably remade the 19-2000 video so that instead of cranking into turbo to boost over the bridge he probably just drove himself off the bridge after watching this.

    • @omarbriseno-ferreira3579
      @omarbriseno-ferreira3579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @char1ie3000
      @char1ie3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yass

    • @papajoey2928
      @papajoey2928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was looking 4 this comment

  • @jackpez
    @jackpez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Honestly these people disgust me. Take some time and bond with your actual daughter and not that plastic garbage Kevin. I feel so bad for her

    • @elizabethhazel15
      @elizabethhazel15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude it's a joke man come on! They are trolling! Clearly!

    • @cellosareawesome
      @cellosareawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It was just for tv. They were actually just serious collectors. They recently sold the majority of their collection a few years ago

    • @pebbleslove2908
      @pebbleslove2908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyones judgeing these people like cmon everyone loves something

    • @BerniceBowling
      @BerniceBowling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was told that the people who did this interview with them told them to act like that for the camera.

    • @nooraqueen2716
      @nooraqueen2716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      elizabeth hazel it’s not actually a joke they went into a show years later and they have their own cabbage kid organization

  • @GarrettSpring
    @GarrettSpring 8 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    What if when they were driving and ... Kevin, just flew out the window and into a river... And went over a waterfall...

    • @ThePsychicCellPhones
      @ThePsychicCellPhones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think they would grieve, then just get a new doll that looks exactly like Kevin

    • @Aly_224
      @Aly_224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +BellaFiore1987 Ikr I'm dying

    • @yacomytaco7393
      @yacomytaco7393 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Garrett Spring I would honestly pay a million dollars to see that. Like I'm not even kidding...

    • @Belvnox
      @Belvnox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +TheSingingGardener 1 Anyone else want to eat that doll alive? I'm so hungry for Kevin.

    • @ThePsychicCellPhones
      @ThePsychicCellPhones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Belvnox ಠ_ಠ

  • @Blackiecomics
    @Blackiecomics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    So let me get this straight. A deflated potato with a face is ranked higher than an actual living breathing human girl?
    This is what i call REAL child abuse.

    • @TheAlexgallardo2000
      @TheAlexgallardo2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blackiecomics DEFLATED POTATO OMG SKSKSKKSSKMSLSMSMdmsmdmdmdmsmzmxmckzdmmssmmz

    • @Dolphinx679
      @Dolphinx679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ur right omfg

    • @freddiestranger9783
      @freddiestranger9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ATTENTION: PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO LOVES YOU SO VERY MUCH 💟 DO NOT GO TO HELL ♨️🔥

    • @preparetoholdyourcolour7080
      @preparetoholdyourcolour7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment made me laugh so hard 🤣

    • @stormylockhart2267
      @stormylockhart2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@freddiestranger9783 dude I know but chill don’t talk like we are going hell

  • @istalkfictionalcharacters5194
    @istalkfictionalcharacters5194 8 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    i feel bad for the daughter ;-;

    • @JV-io1qf
      @JV-io1qf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I LOVE SPONGEBOB BY KATIE she looks done with life lmao

    • @allysksks8897
      @allysksks8897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I LOVE SPONGEBOB BY KATIE same

    • @altlor
      @altlor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your name and pfp lmao

    • @misspoppa1968
      @misspoppa1968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You got a nice profile picture. :3

    • @mexicanhomervideos6175
      @mexicanhomervideos6175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love Spongebob more

  • @lime5595
    @lime5595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    If anyone has watched "The Boy" this is it in real life.

  • @hayleyh9207
    @hayleyh9207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Here comes the funny farm that’s where they’re gonna end up”😂

  • @yellowblob405
    @yellowblob405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    The poor daughter.. Kevin gets WAY more attention then her.
    He is NOT real, And she is.. They really need to fix their lives and spend time with their daughter rather then a stupid doll.

    • @nickcooper665
      @nickcooper665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @ch33seymuffin
      @ch33seymuffin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats sad

    • @progold7607
      @progold7607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @missmonster539
      @missmonster539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If I was their daughter, I’d burn that bloody doll

    • @supermarioworld3362
      @supermarioworld3362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t know. Which makes me to believe that the parents may be suffering from paranoid schizophrenia “a real mental illness characterized by delusions and hallucinations”

  • @aramisschmidtke3142
    @aramisschmidtke3142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    sometimes i wonder if this shit is even real

    • @nopemcnoperson5627
      @nopemcnoperson5627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah what are the odds they're all crazy?

    • @johnojohn7544
      @johnojohn7544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude that’s what I’m thinking too is this fucking for real?

    • @slamaramabang6137
      @slamaramabang6137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can confirm The ninja turtle one is real because that girl has a youtube channel

    • @einhornisaman2973
      @einhornisaman2973 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Sometimes, dead is better" Jud Crandall

    • @yossifeldman1742
      @yossifeldman1742 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo it's on tv of course it's real

  • @aztexas78
    @aztexas78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I wonder how is Kevin doing now that he is a teenager.

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG Harry Enfield reference! I love you.

    • @bowlmrbowl5503
      @bowlmrbowl5503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      aztexas78 he's in never never land.

    • @shiretsu
      @shiretsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was his math teacher sophomore year in high school and let me tell you he's a little piece of shit

    • @kathrinekathrine
      @kathrinekathrine ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin is 39 now lol

    • @Stover54_0
      @Stover54_0 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kathrinekathrine somebody doesn’t know math, if they adopted him in 1985 Kevin would be 37

  • @franciskandt6660
    @franciskandt6660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Dad: “Ok Kevin its time to go to bed”
    Kevin: “help me”

  • @kainbakteria
    @kainbakteria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Everyone focusing on the Gorillaz more than the fact that they're RAISING A PIECE OF PLASTIC

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Raising him on a plastic beach

    • @Robin_DoesArt
      @Robin_DoesArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      C_minus, ohhhhhhhhhh I get it!

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin is actually a lost resident of Plastic Beach

  • @Maxfilms99
    @Maxfilms99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    What I want to know is why half the soundtrack is Gorillaz instrumentals

  • @peronvey
    @peronvey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    theres no way this is real

    • @peronvey
      @peronvey 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      why

    • @Lovesunshinebreath
      @Lovesunshinebreath 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +peronvey Sadly it is

    • @SonOfMeme
      @SonOfMeme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +peronvey I can't even tell anymore. The irony swallows everything.

    • @vivelajonny
      @vivelajonny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +qt schartner no its not.

    • @Donda0508
      @Donda0508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least the daughter a adult

  • @UravityJenna
    @UravityJenna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I feel so bad for the daughter of these people.

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Scarlett Sparks you can't feel that bad since they never abandoned her

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Well i don't see how because they gave her their heart

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +qt schartner Yeah, and then proceeded to give Kevin everything SHE had wanted!

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      but she still got kevin for a brother

    • @lil_bean3024
      @lil_bean3024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sharker 102s why are you backing up a doll?

  • @emiliechris5865
    @emiliechris5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    So how would you describe your doll-son?
    He's quiet.

  • @themytwocentsshow8411
    @themytwocentsshow8411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Doesn’t anyone get that the couple played this up for television? This is hilarious!

  • @itsmeagainmargaret.1899
    @itsmeagainmargaret.1899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:45
    "Oh yeah! And a real life.."
    Me: don't say girlfriend. God please don't say girlfriend
    "Sister!"
    Me: oh thank God!
    Me: wait that's still messed up

  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I know it wasn't mentioned here, but I bet there's something deeper to this couple's connection with the doll. I'm totally guessing here, but I wonder if maybe a very long time ago, the older woman had a miscarriage, and lost a baby boy? Or perhaps wanted another child, but could never have one? I don't know, there just seems like there could be a psychological reason behind such extreme treatment....

    • @cholo-guycarlose4236
      @cholo-guycarlose4236 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well that is scary damn

    • @bat-z3286
      @bat-z3286 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      god damn

    • @rlover171
      @rlover171 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord Fisty Cuffs I was thinking the same thing really..

    • @thecrowoverlord2463
      @thecrowoverlord2463 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's like the fucking motive for a batman villain lol

    • @lukeskywalker1724
      @lukeskywalker1724 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayuuk good point but I also have a theory... KEVIN IS A HUNTED TOY!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @callmeblubber5038
    @callmeblubber5038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I feel so bad for they're real daughter

  • @thecerebellum5697
    @thecerebellum5697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Why is there gorillaz music and that poor sister I mean a doll gets more than a human including his own room , a custom car and a college fund and if there raising a “kid” for 19 years he wouldn’t be a “kid”

    • @turtlememes3128
      @turtlememes3128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alex 2007
      3 gorillaz songs

    • @thecerebellum5697
      @thecerebellum5697 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turtle Memes I know

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A college fund...FOR A DOLL?!?!

    • @f1a169
      @f1a169 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well there was an album called plastic beach and thats exactly where that garbage like kevin belongs

  • @MikeFortino
    @MikeFortino ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was just like these two. I had a cabbage patch kid. He was my best friend in the entire world. I did everything with him. Most of the things shown in this segment I did with him. I wouldn’t go anywhere without him. And then I turned 4.

  • @chumby_
    @chumby_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When Kevin gets possessed and kills everyone like chucky

  • @Michelle70523
    @Michelle70523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    The gorillaz music lol

    • @iggykoopaiskool
      @iggykoopaiskool 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @iralo5976
      @iralo5976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michelle hell yeah

    • @iggykoopaiskool
      @iggykoopaiskool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rafael Ceja who gives about the video when you got Gorillaz music in the background

    • @iralo5976
      @iralo5976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heck yeah

    • @M00n_Cl0wn
      @M00n_Cl0wn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michelle I was just about to say something about that X3

  • @johng7410
    @johng7410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    From Vice 2015 Article:
    While filming the Proseys, it became clear that they were not as insane as they appeared on television. Before traveling to Maryland for the documentary, the couple told me over the phone that they would be willing to act however we'd like them to for the piece. In previous media appearances, they explained, they'd done things to seem crazier for the cameras, at the insistence of producers-like the time they appeared on a television show pretending to have raised a Cabbage Patch Kid named Kevin as though he were an actual child (something they assured me was not actually true).

    • @skunkrotten7925
      @skunkrotten7925 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've cooked for these people at a small diner in Leonardtown md. They bought food for their dolls and wasted it because of course the dolls can't eat. so article or not these people are still dumb as shit

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow that sucks it was wasted and you should've have them pay double since their cpk didn't wanna eat

    • @josefinaz6834
      @josefinaz6834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wild that people like all the ragebaity comments and this one sits at 14 likes.

  • @Hapstaluigi
    @Hapstaluigi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The doll is so cute!

  • @MrNight78
    @MrNight78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He's easygoing, quiet, well behaving...
    _Hm yes, this floor is made out of floor_

  • @lucabalsa8660
    @lucabalsa8660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I would love to see their faces when I burn the doll

    • @86marcoz
      @86marcoz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      qt schartner Hahahaha you just made my day 😂

    • @splendidsimp
      @splendidsimp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      qt schartner are you high or something...?

    • @rebeccaleonard1573
      @rebeccaleonard1573 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soul.Evans.Demon.Scythe

    • @miawallace6282
      @miawallace6282 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Viktor!! How's the ice?

    • @breadburner7276
      @breadburner7276 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @lovelyebonywhite4792
    @lovelyebonywhite4792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'm not okay with this mainly because they favor a non-living thing over their ACTUAL LIVING HUMAN daughter
    Also becasue they used a Gorillaz song

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's perfectly normal by today's standards

    • @jeremiahcobb3908
      @jeremiahcobb3908 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LovelyEbony Jim n onus yeh

  • @Willardsmusic
    @Willardsmusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Lookit that Spongebob, bein' all crazy"

  • @Spidernoe
    @Spidernoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Imagine getting your belongings given to a goddamn cabbage patch kid. I feel sorry for the daughter

  • @Trayxxxx
    @Trayxxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "oh yeah, and a real life sister"
    Me: WAIT WHAT?!

  • @kylem1112
    @kylem1112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    lol all the late 90s early 200s music is pretty nostalgic

  • @adar.6357
    @adar.6357 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is proof. There is someone for everyone.

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +qt schartner I was just wondering. Did you by any chance see the video of the CPK Riot where parents were fighting over the CPK's just to get them for their kids? If so what did you think of it?

  • @lightbulb5642
    @lightbulb5642 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is not an obsession, this is the strangest thing I've seen, it's a doll not a person. It's actually kind of fucked up if u think about it, 40 year old couple that treat a doll like a kid and that the fact that this couple doesn't relize it can't talk is weird. And y the hell does it have a college fund, these people need me tale help, and they need it now

    • @Emmy-pz5et
      @Emmy-pz5et 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What's even worse is the fact that they have a real life daughter that they basically treat like utter crap.

    • @hammymcburger7363
      @hammymcburger7363 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would definitely be the one to throw that doll into a sawmill.

  • @christinad4432
    @christinad4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All the family photos with Kevin that were taken over the year’s had me lmfao!!💀😂👍🏼🤣

  • @mscupcakedreamson36
    @mscupcakedreamson36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omgosh, I had that white cabbage patch dolls sweater. I wish I could go back to the 80s for one year.

  • @joiemanning3323
    @joiemanning3323 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I feel bad for the daughter.. She can be my daughter from now on

  • @darkpittheegg3613
    @darkpittheegg3613 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "He's easygoing. Quiet."
    YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK

  • @jasonrobertkeef
    @jasonrobertkeef 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    this video has made my day! lol

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      qt schartner Did you ever see that Geiko commercial where a Cabbage Patch kid grows into an adult, struggles through life and switches his car insurance to Geiko? As I generally think differently of CPK's, I found that commercial quite funny!

    • @RPSteve
      @RPSteve 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +qt schartner As I don't fancy the CPK's like you do still I do know all about how prominent they were back in the 80's! I know lots of random facts. But just imagine. When these Cabbage patch kids came out in the 80's, parents have actually lined up outside the department stores just waiting to get in to buy a CPK for their kids. And where there was only a limited number of them in stock, parents fought over the CPK's!

    • @alexbarragan1344
      @alexbarragan1344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL !!!!

    • @looneytunes5590
      @looneytunes5590 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Squared I love your channel! ☺

  • @inyia_marie9415
    @inyia_marie9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This doll has a better life than most people

  • @VaBeachBeach2971
    @VaBeachBeach2971 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was born in 83 I used to love my cabbage patch. I would get new one every Christmas. I liked the bald ones.

  • @vincentmeade2534
    @vincentmeade2534 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    i wonder if he went missing would they call the police and then find out he is a doll

  • @lovefitch
    @lovefitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think this is one of the more legit episodes of Totally Obsessed. These people actually own the largest Cabbage Patch Kids collection in the entire world and are pretty well known for it; Pat and Joe Prosey. Their collection is worth about $1 million.

    • @minecraft12andothers
      @minecraft12andothers 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      (You smell the scent of weed from the burning dolls)

  • @angelinasheppard3702
    @angelinasheppard3702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That couple that talks to the walls

  • @finfin9976
    @finfin9976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine this in the Toy Story Universe, where 'Kevin' might think he's an actual human being with emotions and 'overly-attached parents'.

  • @dunskydouglas7243
    @dunskydouglas7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Their raising him very well. What a well mannered youngster, we need more parents like this in the world anyone else agree?

  • @oiboioi6846
    @oiboioi6846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    They said he's quiet, I WONDER WHY.

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so what if he's quiet he has freedom of speech

    • @thestrangeartist5772
      @thestrangeartist5772 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he’s just shy lol

  • @lanelanelane
    @lanelanelane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The gorillaz soundtrack made this bearable

  • @HippyShake9
    @HippyShake9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Quiet.... Easy going....Behaved...." HE'S A DOLL!!!!

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      They do have their life right but what's wrong with yours

  • @ultraagilao4026
    @ultraagilao4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    They *_really_* like gorillaz songs on this show

  • @callmeonyxied7018
    @callmeonyxied7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They literally said this doll was their favorite child. My heart hurts for their daughter

  • @bigassnutz8936
    @bigassnutz8936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Gorillaz songs-19-2000, rock the house and clint eastwood :)

  • @ICanHazWaffles705
    @ICanHazWaffles705 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This show has some bomb ass music, especially gorillaz great choice

  • @ZombiePuppys
    @ZombiePuppys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Yeah that's pretty mean like loving a doll more than your daughter wow that's mean

  • @Jakehawk2005
    @Jakehawk2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Quit, behaved, he's a God damn doll.

  • @tavidermy3974
    @tavidermy3974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    *hears music* wait is that Gorillaz?

  • @dorianc38
    @dorianc38 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This is the best so much Gorillaz

  • @LeeGeo
    @LeeGeo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was watching this video with some friends, and in about the middle I jokingly said "what if they actually had a kid?" and one of my friends said "That would be awful!"... then we kept watching and saw- we saw a- an actual child (sort of)

  • @sophian9105
    @sophian9105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I've always hated Cabbage Patch dolls since I was a little kid. They're ugly and creepy.

    • @chelsea-bz1nn
      @chelsea-bz1nn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sophie N omg same I used to lock mine in a wardrobe with a bike chain

    • @thevaultbrotherhood6297
      @thevaultbrotherhood6297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sophie N They are better than Beanie Babies or the trolls.

    • @blairjones956
      @blairjones956 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sophie N same

    • @daphnehanson7959
      @daphnehanson7959 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      all dolls are creepy

    • @zoey22860
      @zoey22860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are used to think it was creepy also since I saw my friends collection I wanted one and also I have a limited addition ballerina Cabbage Patch kid that I got on clearance at Toys “R” Us so ha ha

  • @yusrasworld
    @yusrasworld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love cabbage patch kids. They are so cute and chubby.

    • @sharker102
      @sharker102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too everyone should have 1

    • @yusrasworld
      @yusrasworld 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes that is very true.

  • @kevinnonicetime6959
    @kevinnonicetime6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Vicki" If I stuck needles in him would he really feel it.
    Me" HECK NO

  • @tiajoseph7309
    @tiajoseph7309 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Now that's just all types of sad.

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THEY HAVE A DAUTER YET THRY OBSESS OVER A DOLL (lol spell fail)

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abby Taylor i feel sorry for her. This isn't your typical sibling rivalry!

    • @abbymcdabby5311
      @abbymcdabby5311 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it's really sad that they treat her like that i mean the doll has its own dog! Yet the girl A LIVING THING GETS NOTHING... In a way it's child neglect not fully but still

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abby Taylor it's a good thing the daughter is about 20 something.

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      qt schartner Because now she is able to take care of her self and find love from others. That's not as easy to do so as a kid.

  • @3798penisholder
    @3798penisholder 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I KEEP HEARING GORILLAZ IN THESE VIDEOS I JUST CANT HANDLE NOT SINGING IT

  • @AnnaMichele
    @AnnaMichele 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If Kevin was alive he'd be 31...

  • @jarvistoasty
    @jarvistoasty ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay but the pic of Kevin at the pumpkin patch is cute af.

  • @duckymrcorey
    @duckymrcorey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel bad for Vicki. She got neglected by her parents for a god dang doll.

  • @quinnyeomans1362
    @quinnyeomans1362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    nice gorillaz also christ i feel bad for those folks

  • @luckyhair_mike1988
    @luckyhair_mike1988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These people be great for horror movie

  • @M4ximi11i0n
    @M4ximi11i0n 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Is that Rock The House in the background? Lol.

    • @macadamianut824
      @macadamianut824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maxerino and there is 19-2000 AND Clint Eastwood.

  • @imhere626
    @imhere626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They remind me of that show of the Goldbergs 😂😂 where they have to raise the cabbage patch kid.

  • @bestofmyeffortcustoms2581
    @bestofmyeffortcustoms2581 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Oh my gosh, this is so sad. For real I'm not joking.

  • @viennajordan9279
    @viennajordan9279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    [19-2000 starts and every muscle in my body tenses]

  • @daggerthepoonster9575
    @daggerthepoonster9575 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    they used a lot of gorillaz songs :P

  • @Vamp-hw8yd
    @Vamp-hw8yd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder howd they react when the dolls head falls off hehe

  • @shaneh2105
    @shaneh2105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way they didn't even mention the sister until 2:50 reminds me of Maeby from Arrested Development 🤣

  • @nonfungable3541
    @nonfungable3541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    OH MY GOD THE GORILLAZ!