Haha ikr that was golden to watch I had to go back and replay that 4 or 5 times and just clap and laugh at him getting scared cause we rarely get to see him get scared
Rabbitch it was so unexpected XD like normally he is kinda expecting a jump scare but that one was completely out of the blue. No ambiance or anything leading up to it.
It's cause everything was so silent beforehand, it built up atmosphere. That's how jumpscares are supposed to work (As opposed to how most people think they do).
I want a horror game where John is the voice of the protagonist. *Anything pops up* John: Oh come on, really? I'm out. *Turns around to see two hallways, one lit up with the door open, the other has a red light* John: Well, red IS scary so....other way. *Lit up hallway door slams* John:.......Rude
He would make a great last person who doesn’t make it out by sacrificing himself so the others left could survive. Alternatively he could be a character who dies much earlier my making too much noise about what’s annoying to him, only to turn up later as a murderous phantom killing everyone.
Horror movie titles for a film starring John (you're welcome George Lucas): Wolfe in sheep's clothing. Wolfe in wolf's clothing. Sheep in Wolfe's clothing. Wolfe vs sheep vs wolf vs clothing. Boy who cried Wolfe. Wolfe who cried wolf. Wolfe who cried boy. The big bad Wolfe. Dances with Wolfe. Wolfe of Elm Street. Alien vs Wolfe. Halloween Wolfe.2.0 Let the right Wolfe in. Wolfe knows what you did last summer. I know what Wolfe did last summer. And the biggest blockbuster: *red Wolfe means scary*
ChrisWTF this is a letter: l this is a word: hello this is a sentence: hello guys my name chris you said its a letter how is “boomer and millennial” a letter? its a “sentence” bud
@@lotusmedia7432 lol and you're trying to call me out like you're such a smart ass too. Maybe think about what you're reading before you try to correct people, BUD.
sREUDIAN fLIP Which bit are you asking about? As an HoH person I never understand when someone looks at something colourful but silent and says 'that's loud'. How is it loud?
As meh as Tall Poppy was, I actually find the idea of a game, in which a spirit of an unkind prankster fucks with you just for the Evulz, quite refreshing and much more interesting from the plot point of view than another "dad killed everyone". I really feel like much more could've been done out of it than another keyhunt.
I've been having a really shitty week cause of work stresses but I saw a notification saying John had done a new random horror game video and I'm all smiles now!
loam a fertile soil of clay and sand containing humus. Geology a soil with roughly equal proportions of sand, silt, and clay. a paste of clay and water with sand, chopped straw, etc., used in making bricks and plastering walls.
"Live laugh love doesn't mean anything to anybody except for people who don't think about anything." Thank you John. When I get a house I'm putting THIS on my wall. xD
'Tall Poppy' is a slang term in Australia and New Zealand as a way to refer to a very successful person; there's also 'tall poppy syndrome' where one mocks those who think highly of themselves, which is what the game's antagonist seems to be doing.
Okay, I usually don't comment, but.. Tall Poppy felt like... pure satire about the whole twirling indie horror game genre.. with all it's unbelievably bad 10-minute-games.. that try to cash in on the whole.. well.. yeah.. indie game genre! Just... a pretty bad satire.. Yes, there are a few gems... but you've gotta plow through a lot of mud, to find them... Keep it up, Mister Wolfe, your videos bring a lot of people - including me - a.. right.. lot of joy! Also.. sorry for my terrible English.. I'm not a native speaker. PS: I've got the same issue with being sick. I'm like.. once in a year REALLY sick.. and everyones like: woah.. what's going on?! I'm used to it.. and quite frankly.. I like it that way. Better than being sick every two months.. PPS: The sound in the menu.. of Jack the Mime.. is the same sound played in the menu of Five Nights At Candy's.... and... the monster sound... well.. you already know. Totally fnaffy.. hah...
john im so glad, you went from "i hate reference humor" to explaining us the entire mick jagger joke from john mulaney's standup show 😂💖💖 you know what that is, growth
alice _The_Imortal psssst checkout Brutalmoose too. He doesnt do lets plays but Im just suggesting him because theyre my two favorite youtubers. So maybe youll like Brutalmoose too.
I thought Tall Poppy was pretty funny actually. It was refreshing to see a "monster" that was childish and bratty rather than 2edgy4me for a change. He was like a giant, murderous six-year-old placed into a typical horror game setting. It reminded me a bit of Nighttime Visitor, which is always a good thing.
Tall Poppy : "ehh" John : "OOOOHH" 😱 haha that was gold, it got me too! and to answer to the issue of grandma presence in these games, it must be the universe trying to tell you that you miss playing "Granny" 😂
If I’ve learned anything about John, it’s that he really only finds things funny if they’re meant to be serious, like “I’m Jeff’s step-brother”. So bad it’s good, if you will. So basically if you’re trying to make John laugh, you’re not gonna succeed unless you really subvert his expectations like with “Death Trips”.
My favorite part is the dead-eyed stare and the sheer disappointment in John's voice after Poppy's stupid "Jumpscare!" behind the desk. I felt exactly the same way.
Another John Wolfe upload!? YES!!! Thanks for the upload John. That part when you picked up the key for the church was hilarious lol i tried seeing if the key was on the floor by rewinding the video but didn't see it anywhere. That was really crazy timing but comedic gold. Great job!
41:52 first it was stealing the RE4 death music, then it was stealing the FNaF Pizzeria Simulator jumpscare sound. I'm sensing a pattern with this game designer.
Hey john, i’ve been watching your content for a while now and, just, thank you, it’s so lighthearted and i just love it. You’ve made me laugh more times than i can count, thank you john for making your videos.
Holy shit John's reactions to that Tall Poppy guy's antics are absolute gold. His reaction to "Wooo there I go" at 18:14 was like a disappointed mother reacting to sass from her kid lmfao
“I left my purse in the graveyard” is such a free indie horror game thing to say
It's such a free joke indie horror game thing to say. XD
John: It's hard to jumpscare me.
Tall Poppy: I'm gonna end this man's whole career.
Haha ikr that was golden to watch I had to go back and replay that 4 or 5 times and just clap and laugh at him getting scared cause we rarely get to see him get scared
The Sinful Fangirl whole reputation *
@@roccoon9892 It's a meme dude, I'm directly quoting what the meme says.
@@roccoon9892 you missed the joke
even if it wasn't a reference, what was the point of changing it
Rabbitch it was so unexpected XD like normally he is kinda expecting a jump scare but that one was completely out of the blue. No ambiance or anything leading up to it.
Out of all the jumpscares, the weakest one got John; that is glorious.
He looked so disappointed about it too, LOOOL.
Time stamp?
Like that one time Penguiz0 got scared at a shitty jumpscare and just trash-talked the whole time
Had me laughing way harder than it should.
It's cause everything was so silent beforehand, it built up atmosphere. That's how jumpscares are supposed to work (As opposed to how most people think they do).
Poppy: "aah!"
John: "OOH!"
Well John, it was a good run.
LOOOOOOL LMAOOO!!!!
I like how he got scared by a joke game. XD
16:33 You can see the self loathing kick in just a nanosecond after the jumpscare.
Absolutely hilarious moment
To be fair, I jumped as well. And then I burst out laughing at John when his disappointment set in
@@Ardeces cbg lzqa3÷er 1533444 nyse s×4spl
The worst kind of jumpscare; literally someone popping in and saying "Ooga Booga!"
Make that a live stream sound 😂 10/10 better than oof
I want a horror game where John is the voice of the protagonist.
*Anything pops up*
John: Oh come on, really? I'm out.
*Turns around to see two hallways, one lit up with the door open, the other has a red light*
John: Well, red IS scary so....other way.
*Lit up hallway door slams*
John:.......Rude
That would be so funny. I can imagen a pt clone getting made where he joked about the game he was in.
It has to happen
Goes outside to a foggy forest “alright 3..2..1.. It’s just like silent hill”
_"Jeez, cardio is the worst!" - Tall Poppy_
Cheese curd is the worst.
Same tall poppy, same.
Woo here I go.
~Tall Poppy
Tall Poppy = Spider-Man.
The "woo, there I go" killed me
I just realized Tall Poppy was in Superman position 😂
That was a good laugh though
T W at first I thought it was edited then realised shortly that it was in there for the actual game 🙄
peak comedy tbh
*picks up knife*
"the front door key."
I spat my tea.
It also works as a car window opener
Also a good muzzle for an annoying friend.....If you don't mind the fact that he'll be silent forever
Almost a haiku
"I hope she's okay" "She's not" I wish John was in a horror movie, he'd be a delight (that's not sarcasm)
He would make a great last person who doesn’t make it out by sacrificing himself so the others left could survive. Alternatively he could be a character who dies much earlier my making too much noise about what’s annoying to him, only to turn up later as a murderous phantom killing everyone.
I wont lie I love horror movies and I'll proudly watch it
actually,, a character like that will die earlier.. no offence..
"This place is creepy, but I gotta go in to find the secret about my family"
John: "Just leave"
*credits roll*
Horror movie titles for a film starring John (you're welcome George Lucas):
Wolfe in sheep's clothing.
Wolfe in wolf's clothing.
Sheep in Wolfe's clothing.
Wolfe vs sheep vs wolf vs clothing.
Boy who cried Wolfe.
Wolfe who cried wolf.
Wolfe who cried boy.
The big bad Wolfe.
Dances with Wolfe.
Wolfe of Elm Street.
Alien vs Wolfe.
Halloween Wolfe.2.0
Let the right Wolfe in.
Wolfe knows what you did last summer.
I know what Wolfe did last summer.
And the biggest blockbuster: *red Wolfe means scary*
This content makes me want to live, laugh, love. Thanks John.
Also breakfast, toast, cornflakes?
Ok boomer
tfw when the breakup is so bad you pack up the entire bathroom... plumbing including 34:48
the doors too
bruh you said “tfw when” its like saying R.I.P in peace
@@lotusmedia7432 did u feel me though?!
ye
Renowned tough guy John Wolfe is scared of Tall Poppy, pass it on.
Renowned buff guy John Wolfe is scared of small puppy, pass it on.
Reowned buff guy John Wolfe is scarred by a small puppy, pass it on.
Renowned ruff guy John Wolfe is scarred by a wall puppy, pass it on.
Renowned ruff guy Tom Wolfe is scarred by a wall puppy, pass it on.
Renowned rough guy Tom Wolfe was scarred by a wall yuppie, pass it on
Saying "btw" and "bogarting" in the same letter. Poppy must be both a millennial and a boomer.
ChrisWTF he died in the boomer age and reads modern stuff like a millennial
bruh you a boomer its called a sentence not a letter
@@lotusmedia7432 wat
ChrisWTF
this is a letter: l
this is a word: hello
this is a sentence: hello guys my name chris
you said its a letter how is “boomer and millennial” a letter? its a “sentence” bud
@@lotusmedia7432 lol and you're trying to call me out like you're such a smart ass too. Maybe think about what you're reading before you try to correct people, BUD.
At 18:14, I thought this was edited in. I'm laughing so hard, omg.
3:23 **Light explodes on wall**
"That must be mum calling"
Wtf, that's how she calls?!
Yeah! That isn't how your mom calls you?
If your mom doesn't call you like that then that's the wrong way.
The implications of that are too good for words
My mom does that to me but she is dead. :/
@@CA-vy8et Same thing happens to me man,but it only happens when i don't do my homework.
"I never meant to make you my pornography" sounds like a philosophical Chad thing to say
Psychologist: Don't be afraid, buff mannequin doesn't exist it cant hurt you
Buff mannequin:
Lmao
sees the word mum
John: *talks in an English accent*
Yep that's what happened. Thanks for interpreting it for me
Don't we all? 😉
I do the same thing with “mom” in the (stereotypical) edgy American teen accent 😅
@@ewu.. edgy is typical now?
@@TheReZisTLust stereotypical American teens, aka the ones with lip piercings and scream "iTs NoT a PhAsE mOm"
Can we talk about how John is a John Mulaney fan? I love you more, John.
nefariouscerealkiller
YES.
Live alone
Laugh internally
Love occasionally.
Nailed it.
Now it’s less boomer, Perfect.
Game 2 is basically
One Late Night 2: Trolled Edition
That wasn't grandma. She just had a hunky friend over. That what the moaning and groaning was
*wink wink*
That brings a new meaning to “Let’s begin”
Shut 👌
Yes! I agree, @Vivica Ophelia. :D
The hunky guy want the grandson to join real bad then
Perv.
i choked on my water when he said "that is a 'RIP headphone users' shower curtain"
Madison Leigh I don't understand how something can be visual-loud. That just seems like wierd wording.
sREUDIAN fLIP Which bit are you asking about? As an HoH person I never understand when someone looks at something colourful but silent and says 'that's loud'. How is it loud?
@@Roadent1241 it's like when something is so glaringly colorful and bizarre and it somehow clashes with itself
Succu Basu Ohhh, thank you!
@@Roadent1241 np
As meh as Tall Poppy was, I actually find the idea of a game, in which a spirit of an unkind prankster fucks with you just for the Evulz, quite refreshing and much more interesting from the plot point of view than another "dad killed everyone". I really feel like much more could've been done out of it than another keyhunt.
That's the sad thing about a lot of these shitty indie horror games. A lot of them actually have decent ideas at their core. They're just awful lol
all of these games are scary, but not really in the way the creators intended...
John’s actually nightmare: Not...
Tall Poppy: “Wooo there I go”
John: -_-
Tall Poppy: “Jumpscare!!!”
John: *BURNS THAT CHURCH TO THE GROUND*
I literally pissed myself laughing when Poppy just flung himself down the hallway
That game. That game killed me. Tall Poppy is essentially deadpool if he was a ghost.
"Now I gotta read about womb crawling while that's going on in the background"
Big mood, John.
BIG mood.
I’m in tears with “woooo there I go”
In Rot, that creepy artwork on the wall is a René Magritte painting called The Lovers.
Sooner or later John's gonna have the entire website for these games in the description.
I have seen you in other videos, how is it going man?
@@margitthedissaprovingomen3921 good
this guy is everywhere
@@lotusmedia7432 yep
Yeah nan is just diying in there but Ithink I should go answer the phone first
I've been having a really shitty week cause of work stresses but I saw a notification saying John had done a new random horror game video and I'm all smiles now!
Don't worry buddy everything will be fine!
vocalvole hang in there
@@hisneknvd thank you ^_^
@@jeremiasestevam4624 thank you, I appreciate that. :)
This quality content (and B tier jump scares) is what makes my day better 😂
B tier??? I think more or less D tier at least
@@cherrydragon3120 i mean, your not wrong, but the tall poppy game got B for the laughs it provided 👍
@@cherrydragon3120 d tier??? more like f tier
loam
a fertile soil of clay and sand containing humus.
Geology
a soil with roughly equal proportions of sand, silt, and clay.
a paste of clay and water with sand, chopped straw, etc., used in making bricks and plastering walls.
Yeah hummus is great
I read "humus" as "human" for a second and was like, "Whoa, that got really morbid."
@@tobiasmattsson9285 humpus is better
"Live laugh love doesn't mean anything to anybody except for people who don't think about anything." Thank you John. When I get a house I'm putting THIS on my wall. xD
'Tall Poppy' is a slang term in Australia and New Zealand as a way to refer to a very successful person; there's also 'tall poppy syndrome' where one mocks those who think highly of themselves, which is what the game's antagonist seems to be doing.
I can't believe poppy broke John's unbreakable wall. Give that poppy a medal.
"Where are the keys" immediately finds keys
14:04 "This is like a bad TH-camr talking here."
You just made a rip headphones users joke. Does it take one to know one, John?
I love how you can see the immediate regret and shame on John's face after Poppy scared him
Hahaha awesome laughs John!! Trust me, Tall Poppy got me on that first jump scare as well!
John is so salty the rest of that game because of the jumpscare
Totally, lmaoo
Your voice going real southern after reading "Ain't" in the letter cracked me up. I live in north Florida so it really tickled me
"Grandma's breathing at me"
Thank you John for giving me something to watch on this lonely Friday :D
Everytime I see a random horror games video notification, I always wonder whether John legitimately has a deathwish
This random horror games installment was especially bad. Maybe John should hold out on us if this is what he has to deal with.
Okay, I usually don't comment, but.. Tall Poppy felt like... pure satire about the whole twirling indie horror game genre.. with all it's unbelievably bad 10-minute-games.. that try to cash in on the whole.. well.. yeah.. indie game genre! Just... a pretty bad satire..
Yes, there are a few gems... but you've gotta plow through a lot of mud, to find them...
Keep it up, Mister Wolfe, your videos bring a lot of people - including me - a.. right.. lot of joy!
Also.. sorry for my terrible English.. I'm not a native speaker.
PS: I've got the same issue with being sick. I'm like.. once in a year REALLY sick.. and everyones like: woah.. what's going on?! I'm used to it.. and quite frankly.. I like it that way. Better than being sick every two months..
PPS: The sound in the menu.. of Jack the Mime.. is the same sound played in the menu of Five Nights At Candy's.... and... the monster sound... well.. you already know. Totally fnaffy.. hah...
how is that terrible english just stop using so periods
Stop with this .... shit man, other than that you're good
john im so glad, you went from "i hate reference humor" to explaining us the entire mick jagger joke from john mulaney's standup show 😂💖💖 you know what that is, growth
I love johns humor, who's the 1 TH-camr that if I see a video posted no matter what kind of mood I am I'm always willing to watch it
alice _The_Imortal psssst checkout Brutalmoose too. He doesnt do lets plays but Im just suggesting him because theyre my two favorite youtubers. So maybe youll like Brutalmoose too.
Of course it was the knife beeping. We've gone from smart phones to smart thermostats to smart knives. Tells you the optimal way to stab someone!
I love your face! :D
I really appreciate that you still upload so much despite you saying that you were/are a bit burnt out.
I thought Tall Poppy was pretty funny actually. It was refreshing to see a "monster" that was childish and bratty rather than 2edgy4me for a change. He was like a giant, murderous six-year-old placed into a typical horror game setting. It reminded me a bit of Nighttime Visitor, which is always a good thing.
I love how that was the game that managed to jump scare him
I love all of the paranormal activity home simulators. Something about them, no matter how lazy, they just tickle me.
Hey John when do you plan on doing a face reveal?
When he hits 5,000 subscribers
Yeah, instead of that ass in the corner.
That annoying moment when you’re at home minding your own business and your apartment starts glitching out.
I’m gonna make a game one day so that John can just insult it.
Seems Tall Poppy already got to the protagonist in the second game. You can see from the shadows you play as a floating arm.
Come on John, Live, love and laugh
Tall Poppy : "ehh"
John : "OOOOHH" 😱
haha that was gold, it got me too! and to answer to the issue of grandma presence in these games, it must be the universe trying to tell you that you miss playing "Granny" 😂
Yes 40 minutes!! Got my bowl of popcorn out! Haha thank you for making these videos and inspiring me to create some of my own!
"I am an expert at opening drawers in free games" - John
THIS!🤣🤣
john i thought i couldn't love you anymore until you made that john mulaney reference
...even though it was NAWT FUNNA
"Grandma's breathing at me." - John Wolfe, 2019
If I’ve learned anything about John, it’s that he really only finds things funny if they’re meant to be serious, like “I’m Jeff’s step-brother”. So bad it’s good, if you will. So basically if you’re trying to make John laugh, you’re not gonna succeed unless you really subvert his expectations like with “Death Trips”.
Chapters for you guys so that you can jump to a game you like:
0:00 - The Visit
8:27 - Tall Poppy
23:32 - Rot
36:32 - Vis À Vis
40:55 - Jack The Mime
"Jack the Mime is a waste of time!" Good to know that Harshly Lyrical is alive and well, waiting for the perfect bad horror game to strike...
My favorite part is the dead-eyed stare and the sheer disappointment in John's voice after Poppy's stupid "Jumpscare!" behind the desk. I felt exactly the same way.
Whoever made Rot played Anatomy and replicated all the things they thought were scary but did it wrong.
Another John Wolfe upload!? YES!!! Thanks for the upload John. That part when you picked up the key for the church was hilarious lol i tried seeing if the key was on the floor by rewinding the video but didn't see it anywhere. That was really crazy timing but comedic gold. Great job!
Oh no John's becoming self aware.
No you're not cynical at all! Don't worry!
Goddamn i love your content, john. I feel like that was some kind of universal jumpscare at 16:50.
Ahhhhh!! This is great to come home to after a long day at work! Thank you John!
That was a rough five. I can already imagine John just watching the ceiling fan spin wondering if he can ever forget some of these demos.
Pour one out for John’s reputation, RIP old sport, you had a good run
41:52 first it was stealing the RE4 death music, then it was stealing the FNaF Pizzeria Simulator jumpscare sound. I'm sensing a pattern with this game designer.
I finally got a new phone, and now I can watch John play games in 1080p. 😌
What was your old phone, if you don’t mind me asking?
Lmao when John opened the completely empty fridge at 12:27 and just immediately said "Oh my god" in an annoyed tone had me in tears.
was just looking for something good to watch while I draw, no sooner did I think it than the notification appeared. thanks John!
Alexandra Hawke when youre out of new John you may enjoy Brutalmoose? Chill youtuber, not lets plays but give it a chance coz hes great.
Manlybadasshero is another one I recommend. Soothing voice and has somewhat similar cynical humor
I'm rly glad you are a john mulaney fan too! btw thanks for uploading more of this series, super fun to watch!
Imagine a horror game with one of those “Live, Laugh, Love” suburban moms as the villain.
Hey john, i’ve been watching your content for a while now and, just, thank you, it’s so lighthearted and i just love it. You’ve made me laugh more times than i can count, thank you john for making your videos.
Nobody:
John: hey bananas!
I can't 🤣🤣🤣 his grandma voice at 7:47 😂😂
16:33 I jumped, but I wasn't alone~ hahahah
Your profile pic is adorable
@@AggronOverlord_306 thanks! I drew it for my fiance's birthday
PiaRin man I can’t believe he got jump scared
John's 'deco snobbery' is killing me. I always picture him saying "My God, look at this hideous wallpaper!"
HISTORY WAS MADE THIS DAY! JOHN JUMPED AT A JUMPSCARE!
Zoe Coughlan hahaha yez
I've seen him jump many times before
John wolfe probably my favorite youtuber.
"there was someone over there, but there gone now" I died 😂😂😂
"You dare steal the Resident Evil 4 'You Died' sound?!"
Well, now he stole the death sound from FNAF... ._ .
Quick fact, the "creepy artwork on the wall" at the beginning of Rot is a pixelated version of an oil painting by René Magritte
titled, The Lovers.
.
the punch brothers used the painting for one of their albums! it's called "the phosphorescent blues" :)
So happy I've finally seen John get jumpscared, rewatched that part several times.
21:52
"Jeez, cardio is the worst"
Jack's FNAF jumpscare sound effect was the point where I lost it lol
18:15 I laughed so hard at the randomness!!😂😂😂😂
As a kiwi, I was offended by the way he mockingly said "Mum" in the first game lol. We think "Mom" sounds weird too, so it goes both ways John..
Finally a game I can relate to. I forget my purse in the graveyard all the time!
Holy shit John's reactions to that Tall Poppy guy's antics are absolute gold. His reaction to "Wooo there I go" at 18:14 was like a disappointed mother reacting to sass from her kid lmfao