A Storm of Swords - Chapter 62 - Jaime VII

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  • From George RR Martin's "A Storm of Swords"
    If you like what you're hearing, be sure to check out my channel, where you can find all of my A Song of Ice and Fire recorded chapters in order in playlists! And leave a comment! I don't care about any youtube algorithm reach nonsense but I love hearing from people who are listening!
    I am in no sense a professional reader, voice actor, or what have you. I began this audiobook project some years ago when some friends of mine jokingly said they'd read A Song of Ice and Fire (my favorite fantasy series) if I personally recorded the whole series in audiobook form and sent it to them. Having now made my way almost through the first two books in the series, I decided to join the small community of people who post their own amateur audibook readings to youtube, and share my efforts.
    I have no intention of profiting off of the work that is copyrighted to George RR Martin. This upload is a tribute to a series I deeply love, and I strongly encourage you to purchase these books. You won't regret it.
    Also I should give full credit to my cat, Claudio, for the frequent background meows and purring sounds you hear throughout.
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ความคิดเห็น • 87

  • @luigicavallo270
    @luigicavallo270 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "I'll shove it up some place even Renly never found!"
    God, I love Jaime!

    • @Alknix
      @Alknix 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Loras: There's no such place!
      Jaime: What?
      Loras: What?

    • @coozieray
      @coozieray 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      This might be the best line in the book they didn't use in the show

  • @justmhr7598
    @justmhr7598 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I always love the gossip of the small folk 😂 and how warped the story gets

    • @aerystargaryenii2565
      @aerystargaryenii2565 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Like we are any different with all the news media today.

    • @giacomoromano8842
      @giacomoromano8842 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@aerystargaryenii2565true, but at least our warped conception of something tends to stay somewhat grounded on reality, no one is chit chatting of... i dunno, Putin invading Ukrain with an army of undeads soviets soldiers lead by Stalin and Lenin ghosts, riding bears.
      It could, if we didn't develop almost instant communication, but it does not.

    • @comradestannis
      @comradestannis 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sansa's direwolf Lady is somewhere out there as a ghost...

    • @comradestannis
      @comradestannis 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@giacomoromano8842 Yet the neo-Nazism of Ukraine goes largely unpunished and unnoticed.

    • @TheFactsMan
      @TheFactsMan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@comradestannisLady's pelt is out there.

  • @Alknix
    @Alknix 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I'm starting to believe that had Tywin have lived on, he might've considered Euron Greyjoy as a match for Cersei, if not the Night King.

    • @user-wq8sd2qc4u
      @user-wq8sd2qc4u 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂😂😂💯

    • @flex2timez
      @flex2timez หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was going to marry her to whoever could’ve got them more power

  • @hamiltonkeener9078
    @hamiltonkeener9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Jamie is such a great character

    • @DavidReadsASoIaF
      @DavidReadsASoIaF  3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A top 5 POV for me, easily. Alongside Cersei, Sansa, Brienne, and Theon.

    • @AmethystEmpressDivineTarot6589
      @AmethystEmpressDivineTarot6589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidReadsASoIaF Bravo! Especially with the Jaime*Tywin scene! Wonderful! Did you say once on a community post that you needed help? Possibly with narration? I've read both series several times and would love to volunteer in any way.

    • @DavidReadsASoIaF
      @DavidReadsASoIaF  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AmethystEmpressDivineTarot6589 Thank you for the offer! But I haven't really said anything like that. Right now, I'm just super busy with graduate school obligations, which has forced me to go on a (longer than I hoped for) recording hiatus. I hope to get back into it once I get over a few hurdles in the coming months.

    • @qjames0077
      @qjames0077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're a great character

    • @GrantAlGaib
      @GrantAlGaib ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidReadsASoIaF Tyrion isn’t in ur top 5? Jw

  • @Stitchpuppy01
    @Stitchpuppy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Omg Brienne with the voice of a depressed mafia boss lmao

  • @theguywithpants
    @theguywithpants ปีที่แล้ว +47

    ““I have the honor of being Ser Osmond Kettleblack”
    Where’s the honor in that?”
    I love Jaime

  • @lagazzaladra2673
    @lagazzaladra2673 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The way Jaime stood up to Tywin made me smile

  • @erikmyers5136
    @erikmyers5136 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love how Jaime is the only one of Tywin’s children who stands up to him and refuses him. After everything Jaime went thru prior to this chapter, the last thing he’s gonna do is submit to Tywin’s orders.

    • @comradestannis
      @comradestannis 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hell yeah!

    • @theelectricprince8231
      @theelectricprince8231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And Tyrion just goes along with what he says? I love how people recognize the good Jaime does but calls it arrogance when Tyrion does the same.

    • @comradestannis
      @comradestannis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@theelectricprince8231 Tyrioin is incredibly popular so I don't know what you're talking about.

    • @theelectricprince8231
      @theelectricprince8231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@comradestannis " love how Jaime is the only one of Tywin’s children who stands up to him " I was responding to the OG comment. There is a double standard, with certain readers, on how they react to Tyrion and Jamie. Both characters are far more similar than people notice. They are both snarky and arrogant (Jamie's mouths off just as much as Tyrion, their behaviour in captivity is so similar that it baffle me how no one has pointed it out), they are both brave and they both do horrible things for love (Jamie pushing Bran out the window for Cersei and Tyrion killing the musician for Shae, they also have terrible taste in women. Yikes!).

    • @comradestannis
      @comradestannis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@theelectricprince8231 Honestly? There are double-standards on both sides, not just with Jaime fans. And that can be said about the whole ASOIAF fandom and their respective favorite characters. I just don't think, in my opinion, that it's anything amiss as it's pretty much the norm and going after people who do that will just end up tiring yourself silly.

  • @promisemabu7785
    @promisemabu7785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It would very funny to find out that Joffrey was trying to poison Tyrion because he found out about Bran but then ended up eating the poison himself.
    Though I think everyone was trying to kill Tyrion but Joffrey ruined the plans. Imagine how many people walking around thinking it was their poison that killed Joffrey.

    • @doopdoopdopdop7424
      @doopdoopdopdop7424 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everyone knew the Strangler was the only poison worthy enough to make him suffer.

    • @MrBell-iq3sm
      @MrBell-iq3sm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the theory about Littlefigner being behind it is the most likely.

  • @villavilla07
    @villavilla07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Easily my favourite character, his chapters are incredible.

  • @mattboyle6544
    @mattboyle6544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I look forward to these. They’re perfect for my walk to work. Much thanks!

  • @juliec5151
    @juliec5151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I thought the guy's name was Osmund Kettle _Black_
    Like it's some take on "the pot calling the kettle black"
    Still trying to figure out what George means by it 😅

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always think of Danny De Vito the penguin 🐧 in batman returns....
      A penguin is a bird which cannot fly.... I am a man.... I have a name....
      OSMUND........ KETTLEBACK!!!!!
      (Oswald Cobblepot)

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is Kettleblack, I just think David forgot the L lol

  • @KingDonaldFirstofhisname
    @KingDonaldFirstofhisname ปีที่แล้ว +20

    (Oathkeeper) Ned
    (Widows Wail) Catalyn

    • @kingofdragons7
      @kingofdragons7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oathkeeper is for Brienne and Jaime

    • @fenrirofink8039
      @fenrirofink8039 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow. Never thought about that

  • @Bakasama04
    @Bakasama04 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I really hate how the showrunners favouritism to the actress playing Cersei ruined this chapter.

    • @didimean
      @didimean ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Their favoritism toward Arya ruined the entire show lol

    • @danainfante5583
      @danainfante5583 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@didimeanthe starks in general

    • @LordZebra
      @LordZebra 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@danainfante5583 the end of the show is a stark fanboy ending.

  • @BloodyFoxDK
    @BloodyFoxDK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    One more great Jaime chapter.

  • @carolhess1796
    @carolhess1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Another great read. I eagerly look forward to the next chapter.

  • @theelectricprince8231
    @theelectricprince8231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    21:52 you have to love how Cersei, like female abusers and predators (pedos), creates the situation but starts feigning innocence. She did with Lancel also.

  • @iamsheel
    @iamsheel ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jaime Lannister is back, and I like it.

  • @madelinegarber7860
    @madelinegarber7860 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That moment when there sex scene is both excruciatingly uncomfortable and makes me smile. I’m so weird.

  • @tarunsharma4915
    @tarunsharma4915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:19 I laughed at that.

  • @queenesther09
    @queenesther09 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I find myself in complete disgust as to how calmly Tywin drones on about his personal goals and plans while clearly expecting Jaime to obediently fall in line and do as he says, with no regard for his personal struggles or feelings or even the fact that he nearly DIED. Other than the personal insult to him, I doubt he would have really cared much if Jaime had died. When you think of it it's sort of funny how the man always thought being an overbearing, uncaring bastard served best in fulfilling his far overblown ambitions for his house, yet in the long run it may end up being one of the compounding factors of its fall. Clever as Tywin was, his cold heart was the one thing that blinded him to the far-flung consequences of his decisions.

    • @theelectricprince8231
      @theelectricprince8231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tywin does the same for Tyrion, he neglects his efforts in the black water and forces him to marry Sansa.

  • @cherylbaxter8986
    @cherylbaxter8986 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    So Jaime wasn't at the purple wedding hadn't got back yet

  • @theelectricprince8231
    @theelectricprince8231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:48 I find it funny how no one calls Jamie a "nice guy" for this (he is not to be clear) but calls Tyrion that for something less worse.

  • @theelectricprince8231
    @theelectricprince8231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:52 he and Tyrion are so similar.

  • @stars-and-clouds
    @stars-and-clouds 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jaime: I want to almost CoMfOrT her?!?! Perish the thought!1!

  • @sociopath4121
    @sociopath4121 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Jaime my man if i lost a child i would feel the same as him, in short NOTHING.

  • @andybagshaw924
    @andybagshaw924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Haha why does loras have a southern accent

    • @MrCosinuus
      @MrCosinuus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because he is from the south?

    • @ghadrackpotato960
      @ghadrackpotato960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Alabama-man voices are a bizarre choice. The Tyrells are rich, cultured people, making them sound like dopey farm folk is weird. And poor Brienne... Jesus...
      The basic narration voice is great. If he just did a minor inflection to differentiate male and female voices this would be perfect.

    • @idunnygiveafock7640
      @idunnygiveafock7640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ghadrackpotato960 Eh, he has the voice of a southern 1800 debutant. It fits in a way.

    • @bensonfang1868
      @bensonfang1868 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ghadrackpotato960 he sounds more like those rich southern landowners than a farmer.

    • @bensonfang1868
      @bensonfang1868 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He’s a wealthy landowner from the south who makes his money off of agriculture

  • @theelectricprince8231
    @theelectricprince8231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    19:50 yikes

  • @fazediamond5671
    @fazediamond5671 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jaime really doesn’t care about joffrey

    • @queenesther09
      @queenesther09 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I don't think anyone but Cersei cared about him, and even then just because she pounded her own cruel, narcissistic mindset into his head from birth. She loved Joffrey because he was most like the reflection of herself.