Bad things to say or do when naked

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  • @Harvester236
    @Harvester236 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    Is anybody else on a Scenes We'd Like To See spree?

  • @JohnnyMac95
    @JohnnyMac95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "I'll be honest with you - they both hurt"

    • @quizmaster85
      @quizmaster85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I'll have to have a rest now!"

  • @Queenofdeathandevil9
    @Queenofdeathandevil9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    When I saw the topic I just thought that Russell and Frankie were going to have a field day with this! XD

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Russel begun it with a bang XD
      i bet Frankie thought when he was behind him, "that was actually pretty good" X'D

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "I'm honored by the invitation, your majesty."

  • @siralphastar1049
    @siralphastar1049 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "No, no there is absolutly nothing to worry about, officer"

  • @FCTTFAF
    @FCTTFAF 13 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how when the lady said it's because of Frankie, he's just like "WTF?"

  • @movieguy2611
    @movieguy2611 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "...And the band was Showaddywaddy."

  • @typerexc
    @typerexc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Today, we're going to learn how to count to twenty-one."
    Oh. Oh, no. XD

    • @aslanilyayasa8146
      @aslanilyayasa8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't get the 21, can you help

    • @typerexc
      @typerexc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aslanilyayasa8146 10 fingers, 10 toes, and if you're a guy, one other potentially upright appendage...

    • @aslanilyayasa8146
      @aslanilyayasa8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@typerexc ohhh thanks

  • @Dynexsil
    @Dynexsil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "You said it was dress down Friday.."

  • @KittyxGrimm
    @KittyxGrimm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “Hi, dad! You remember Mr. Rivers from school, right?"

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Russel begun this round with a bang!

  • @joewhite22
    @joewhite22 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Bad Things To Say Or Do On a Comedy Show = What that woman said

  • @mikoygibson5090
    @mikoygibson5090 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    " I'll be honest with you, they both hurt" oh my

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Let's play twister!

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotham Addict Reviews Same

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me (No, not Ashildr, I had the name before Doctor Who, and I'm not changing it!) You know, the Eleventh Doctor does say that in 'The Time of the Doctor'... And then it transpires he's actually naked and only projected his clothes into Clara's visual cortex.

  • @exploringthesilence3368
    @exploringthesilence3368 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My contributions:
    1) Hello mother...
    2) Care to join the feast?
    3) Great party isnt it?
    4) Knock knock, whos there...?

    • @rorycoverdale3199
      @rorycoverdale3199 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Hello, I’m Dara Ó Briain, and welcome to Mock The Week”

  • @opheliaismyname9180
    @opheliaismyname9180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When Russell said "About your hamster" my brain went immediately to The Hat Fic. Don't look that up.

  • @gyped
    @gyped 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mgblue exactly my point, because everyone is saying "british humour is better than american" and vice versa. i'm saying it's dependant on the individual not the country they live in. thanks for proving my point.

  • @TheMS991
    @TheMS991 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Can't believe no one thought of imitating Dara!

  • @EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan
    @EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Are there any Phandom members concerned about the pet hamster

    • @nkfanning
      @nkfanning 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Professional Fangirl haha me!

    • @hotpinkgamer448
      @hotpinkgamer448 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me here yes

  • @cvde95
    @cvde95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I've seen funny female comedians, but Jo isn't doing anything to improve stereotypes here!

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sarah Millican is the one that makes me laugh

    • @Delta-ei7im
      @Delta-ei7im 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah she was pretty good

    • @kinsmed
      @kinsmed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Think this were a dude they'd left it in?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks and we’re out here in the field doing this report today.

  • @katieboyle2677
    @katieboyle2677 9 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Anyone else think of the hat fic when he said hamster?

    • @cheeks3367
      @cheeks3367 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god...no...anything but that...

    • @katieboyle2677
      @katieboyle2677 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kieran McCann nothing worse than the chair fic though...im scarred for life...(help me)

    • @cheeks3367
      @cheeks3367 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Katie Boyle oh no believe me, you don't know scarring until you read the knife fic...I still haven't recovered...

    • @katieboyle2677
      @katieboyle2677 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kieran McCann I know scarring...two words...milk fic *shivers violently*

    • @jemimalol3407
      @jemimalol3407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Katie Boyle I was literally about the write that XD

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Frankie's faces during Jo's errors are the highlight of the video.

  • @odynhros
    @odynhros 10 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    1:55 cringe alert

  • @leow3696
    @leow3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Some people's logic: editing left in an awkward mistake by a female comedian = all female comedians are bad and unfunny and shouldn't be on the show

  • @mennograafmans1595
    @mennograafmans1595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today."

  • @davidwinkle2818
    @davidwinkle2818 10 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I thought they edited out lines that didn't amuse people.

    • @TLB95Switchblade
      @TLB95Switchblade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I think they left it in because Frankie (sort of) saved it.

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      If that were true then Russell Howard would never appear on the show.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Russell killed this one though.

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Russell Howard is very good at stand up but he can't do the one liners, occasionally he does a good one but in general Its a weak point for him

    • @squiglemcsquigle8414
      @squiglemcsquigle8414 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes been gone over 11 years now. Move on yeah

  • @Blink182Rule2
    @Blink182Rule2 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    frankies saying of "to be honest with you they both hurt" was brilliant lol

  • @petrolheadkingdom
    @petrolheadkingdom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My entry: “good morning children shall we begin the day with a puppet show?”

  • @ghostmadlittlemiss
    @ghostmadlittlemiss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I'm a woman and even I thought, "That's why this show doesn't have more female comics."

    • @RiversHellfire
      @RiversHellfire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ghostmadlittlemiss men on this show mess up too tho......

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      When people mess up they usually try not to draw attention to it and just move on, Jo made a huge thing about forgetting the word and just completely embarrassed herself and made the whole thing grind to a halt. She should've just tapped out and moved on

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the only Female comedian that makes me laugh is Sarah Millican

    • @galleryg998
      @galleryg998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holly Walsh has a good style

  • @jakewhite3132
    @jakewhite3132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I finally noticed Frankie asking "Because of me?" when she said anal. I was always busy laughing at his confusion when she shouted Frankie before that.

  • @thagrammarnazi
    @thagrammarnazi 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My contributions:
    1) Are you ready to order, sir?
    2) Anybody want to see me do the splits?
    3) Promise me you'll never let go, Rose....
    4) Don't be nervous lad just turn the key then put it in 1st *pause* mate that's not the gear stick
    5) Hello and welcome to Mock The Week, I'm Dara O' Brian...

  • @zombiechicken7114
    @zombiechicken7114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I know it’s a bit forward for our first date, but...”

  • @scaifie2
    @scaifie2 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Frankie saved her in the end and got a laugh for her!

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My entry:
    "Right, who ordered two coffees and doughnut?"

  • @BingQilin
    @BingQilin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "And what do YOU want for Christmas, Billy?"

  • @smexijebus
    @smexijebus 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mgblue North America and the United Kingdom are more well known (to us, I might add) because, while they both have their own distinct cultures, and sub-cultures, they are all part of a bigger, Western culture. As many differences as there are, there are far more similarities. Both are exposed to one another far more than any other culture, and thus the types of humour grow on us.
    I have to conclude that what one finds funny depends on where they live, not the other way around.

  • @SoldierofMusic666
    @SoldierofMusic666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well Sarah, when your ready lets begin your driving test

  • @josephchambers2000
    @josephchambers2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My entry...Dearly Beloved...we are gathered here today...

  • @ellenmelon771
    @ellenmelon771 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    happy birthday dear GRANDAD!! lol, that Australian bloke is a legend! XD xXx

  • @MoonlightAce69
    @MoonlightAce69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Ready for your Christmas present Grandma?"

  • @FallingDownDeep
    @FallingDownDeep 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    just awesome...
    awww, Adam. just fuckin' luv that one
    also adore the way Frankie goes: "I'll be honest with you, they both hurt"

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ''its alright dinners sorted ive got meat and 2 veg''

  • @FortisConscius
    @FortisConscius 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh I don't know. That joke about getting her keys for her was brilliant. The only joke I really laughed hard at, personally. :)

  • @Crazymofoinamajikbox
    @Crazymofoinamajikbox 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got one
    'Hello I'm Dara O'Brian welcome to Mock The Week'

  • @Norway604
    @Norway604 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I read the title, saw Franklin on the thumbnail, and thought "This is gonna be good"

  • @martinmerrywinkle
    @martinmerrywinkle 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mgblue actually in places like japan the humour can be very universal, have you seen japanese prank shows, our shows bow down to theirs

  • @parkeradelaide4579
    @parkeradelaide4579 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    adam hills and russell howard on the same show?! my life is complete

    • @lleucihill5429
      @lleucihill5429 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parker Adelaide I think Russell said that they're good friends

  • @nofacee94
    @nofacee94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    She must be so embaressed

    • @77Night77Shade77
      @77Night77Shade77 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gah! That thing was the creepiest thing in that whole movie, why must it be your profile picture? xD

  • @smexijebus
    @smexijebus 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mgblue I disagree; I've seen plenty of both physical and verbal humour in China, Japan, and other oriental countries. You simply have to look for it, because the 'universal' language is English. You'll be pretty hard-pressed to find any non-English videos on TH-cam to even come close to breaking the top thousand viewed or favourited unless it's got coverage from outside sources. It's not that there's a lack of humour in those areas, it's just that we live in separate cultural circles.

  • @Mrcryptidsarereal
    @Mrcryptidsarereal 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My own contribution: "My fellow Americans...."

  • @user-qb3tk8rs8t
    @user-qb3tk8rs8t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pros of old mock the week clips: lots of Frankie.
    Cons: lots of Russell Howard

  • @Pyro-Blossom
    @Pyro-Blossom 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's that thing in your mouth- it's cause of- Frankie" XD

  • @fonckmaista
    @fonckmaista 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha that first joke from the lady was absolutely hilarious :D
    one of the only good female jokes I've heard on MTW

  • @MaxMaker
    @MaxMaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    little bit disappointed no one made a joke pretending to be the host

  • @jenbolton7545
    @jenbolton7545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    (The Phandom screaming in the distance)

    • @ameliewoodhouse5135
      @ameliewoodhouse5135 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jen Bøltøn YES

    • @jenbolton7545
      @jenbolton7545 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explosion Productions "now, about your pet hamster"

    • @kendrapersen
      @kendrapersen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt that too.... *war flashbacks to the hat fic*

  • @tamijo-
    @tamijo- 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @LiaRazLovelace Women generally talk about being women, and women react better to male comedians. The former alienates the male half the audience, the latter makes it difficult to win the other half over.

  • @mgblue
    @mgblue 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @smexijebus yep i agree but as i said certain types of humour are universal...its been proven, usa and uk excel at universal humour, slapstick physical humour doesn't need language, do you those types of humour are seen in peoples lives in china, no because clearly their culture doesn't allow it for whatever reason

  • @phoenixfriend
    @phoenixfriend 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The female comedians on MTW aren't usually as funny as the men but there are good female comedians, like Joan Collins. And female comedic actors who are funny in real life like Dawn French.

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wait this is a job interview for an actual job as a secretary? Yes, but please stay. You've got the job.

  • @Elzebub666
    @Elzebub666 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheSetMeUp Nah, I think its becuase most men that don't like or understand Women's humor. Sometimes my mum cracks up laughing and me and my dad are just sitting their eiether trying to work what she said or how it was funny.

  • @CEngelbrecht
    @CEngelbrecht ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't remember this one. Was this not broadcast?

  • @remenir97
    @remenir97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Welcome to the House of Commons special edition!'

  • @stephxbones
    @stephxbones 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:40 "I bet u dont like lawnmowers as much as i do"
    pmsl XD

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My entry:
    "My fellow Americans..."

  • @Shiantor
    @Shiantor 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow...that's so funny! Seriously, do you guys not get this joke? It's an old stereotype of a woman's place being in the kitchen...and he just applied it to this woman because she's in a studio, NOT in a kitchen. Did you write that yourself? I mean, I've NEVER heard anyone make that joke, so I guess you must have. You're just...a comedy GENIUS for making such an original joke that no one has ever made before :) forget these guys, YOU'RE the comedian here! I think I might die laughing! XD

  • @HenryCarnage
    @HenryCarnage 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @StarMangledAstronaut yep, as does everything in the entire universe, including margarine and worms

  • @redchris05
    @redchris05 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Switch on captions and watch out for "populace rescue the post office".

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ''Is all the children ready for the Pope's visit?''

  • @ReviveFromMyMind
    @ReviveFromMyMind 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    came for Boyle stayed for Boyle

  • @MissJanifa
    @MissJanifa 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Happy birthday dear Grandad!" and that woman (forgotten her name) getting confused is one of the funniest parts in the entire DVD :D

  • @serpenthydra
    @serpenthydra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:09 I've actually met a naturist foster family. Not sure how they introduced themselves, but it could be worse...

  • @SuperSweetToffee
    @SuperSweetToffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I thought this was naked attraction"

  • @flakelorenz02
    @flakelorenz02 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Turns on video. Welcome to your new foster home" Looks again. Yes that was a good joke and it was saod by Russell Howard! My god! It's like bizzaro world.

  • @Dragon95161
    @Dragon95161 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, what is funnier than a female comedian?
    Everything!

  • @lleucihill5429
    @lleucihill5429 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh... Well hi Tom Hiddleston."
    "No. Well yes okay the pictures are of you."

  • @mgblue
    @mgblue 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @martinmerrywinkle yeah im well aware of takeshis castle and unbeatable banzuke but i said china not japan...

  • @imGate78
    @imGate78 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @will01819 Fair enough. Thanks for the recommendations. Keep laughing.

  • @MotherTeresa456
    @MotherTeresa456 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @LooneyBlade113 Wow, never heard that before. I and most others think people from Britian have a very good sense of humour.

  • @eloisechalmers5235
    @eloisechalmers5235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:44 is this the inspiration for the hat fic

  • @Jaryth14
    @Jaryth14 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dunno why, but every time I click on one of these videos, Drew Carey says the title in my head before Dara does it on the video...

  • @Android18uk
    @Android18uk 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't remember this woman's name but she is actually really funny. When she was on QI she was good.

  • @gyped
    @gyped 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Joppsta360 USA comedians you forgot, Rich Hall, Jerry Seinfeld, Richard Pryor, Woody Allen, Steven Wright, George Burns, Dave Chapelle, Ellen Degeneres, Larry David, Denis Leary & Mitch Hedberg to name a few. you're just focusing on the nation more than the individually brilliance these geniuses contribute to the history of comedy. if you don't understand their humour, then google them and watch videos.

  • @BigandBodacious
    @BigandBodacious 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ChegzGT1EB I wouldn't say women in general, there are a good few that are actually funny, just rarely put on these shows....

  • @xfileskid
    @xfileskid 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    It isn't whether nations are funny, it is if the individuals are.

  • @MarcV_IndieGameDev
    @MarcV_IndieGameDev 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheTotalRugby She did, but Frankie, ended her joke pretty good lol

  • @TheMoonPower
    @TheMoonPower 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That thing in your mouth..!!"
    "....Tongue!"

  • @gyped
    @gyped 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Joppsta360 i'm intelligent enough to have an open mind with all kinds of humour. Just how i like my food and music, a plethora in arrays. i see good in all things. nice work onloy naming 3 of the many comedians i mentioned. got dirt on all of them?.... didn't think so.

  • @gyped
    @gyped 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mgblue nice google search. look, you probably have to look for it for in some countries compared to others ie; china, because it's not as popular through their media sources, but without a doubt there is a scene there (& everywhere else). The reason America & the UK are compared so much is because they are both media driven countries which expose their viewers to it. Hence us being so familiar to UK & USA. Other countries you'll have to litterally go to a live show in a small bar.

  • @ChegzGT1EB
    @ChegzGT1EB 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheAmazingBlackStar
    Not at all. Id have complained either way, it just so happens that it is a female comedian aswell, and they happen to be less funny as a rule. I know humour is subjective, but could you recommend me a halarious female stand up comedian? Id like to see one of the funny one's people keep mentioning but never elaborating on.

  • @DefMettle
    @DefMettle 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheDaboraco i wouldn't go that far there are some hilarious women out there.. just haven't seen any on this game yet

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Franky is amazing.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s cause of... Frankie!
      His reaction is hilarious, and his response is brutally hilarious

  • @TheAmazingBlackStar
    @TheAmazingBlackStar 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ellen Degeneres, Sarah Silverman, Whoopi Goldberg, hell Lucille Ball! The thing I hate is if a guy has a joke bomb, people say "Wow, he isn't funny." But if a woman has a joke bomb, people say "Wow, GIRLS aren't funny!" Comedy is a matter of opinion and personal preference but you can't damn the comedic talents of an entire sex because most of the women on one show can't do improve.

  • @Joppsta360
    @Joppsta360 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @DCfilms1001 Jay Leno? Heard the name before but i do not associate it with the word funny.

  • @FooBarBash
    @FooBarBash 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was that Adam Hills sitting in the sidelines there?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ''Hello grandma''

  • @steadwik
    @steadwik 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @noveltybobel
    i believe you just answered your own question

  • @mgblue
    @mgblue 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @gyped yeah cus all those chinese born and raised comedians are hilarious

  • @Reaver9029
    @Reaver9029 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor Jo bless her and Frankie was like WTF me? Lol

  • @smexijebus
    @smexijebus 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mgblue There's a clear language barrier. Of course you won't find a nation's comedians funny if you can't understand a word they're saying. If you went to a pub in China, you wouldn't be able to even order a drink, much less understand jokes.
    Humour is extremely subjective, and everyone finds certain types of humour funny. It differs from nation to nation, but also individual to individual.