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@@DeanLamb Dean, I'm about to roast you once again, take notes...and put them with the other 6273895718073 notes in the upcoming Archspire record,boom roasted
@@DeanLamb just ok... Yeah, I mean... "Barable" is probably the most accurate way to put it. At least that's how me and my girlfriend are. We bare eachothers shit and eat it together around a candlelit dinner table. That's true Beauty, Love and Romance right there. I plan on giving her an onion ring for when I propose to her 🥰 There's nothing that says "I want to be with you forever" than a greasy finger... BREEEEEEEEEEEEEE333333EEE!!! Sorry... That line...not line of crack, maybe a line of crack? Anywho... But that line sounded like a nice pre-breakdown verse. Pardon me for my Breee
That part where she laughed at you for losing your V card was hilarious🤣 Your guys banter is amazingly entertaining...Some of the editing has me dying lol
10:00 I'm singing Tenacious D over that Bach guitaring. Can't you see he's the man? Let me hear you applaud! He is more than a man, he's a shiny golden god! Great video, by the way! Going through all your old stuff slowly :)
Folks, those inner monologue bits are friggin' hysterical and just earned you a subscriber. Not saying it's me, per se, but a subscriber has been earned.
I had to try and learn classical style when I started music school, as well. The Segovia scales kicked my ass and I had poor coordination in my right hand since I had never tried fingerpicking like that before. Luckily, and perhaps detrimentally, I switched to a different major in music school and was able to play jazz guitar instead, with a pick and electric guitar. Great times that changed my life forever.
Dude you're the only other person I've heard say they check their switch like a crazy person. I do the same shit with the volume knob. Just constantly reaching down there to make sure its up all the way
Lol, this was great. I liked the concept and the editing was top-notch. The Dean "ego counter" was cracking me the fuck up. Also, I've decided after watching this that I need to find a babely guitar-playing wife as well so I can live my best "Dean+Claire" life. You two are great together.
The editing in this is hilarious, I just found your channel and band a few days ago and shit's fuckin' great, let me tell ya what bud! You're the first professional death metal guitarists that I've ever seen run a youtube channel but you seem to be damn great at it, and you have an awesome sense of humor. Guitar playing is decent too :}
omaigod this editing is so *HILARIOUS* by roasting *Dean* and back-up his ego . Also with *Dean* and *Claire* self-consciousness . idk who did this editing but whoever did this , was fuckin kill it 🤣
Dean be doing that helium bong... "Why so serious?" This video was really good guys. Ps. Screw you for making that shit look so easy. Funnier and funnier ever video.
Didn't know you used to jam with Sean Lang, I use his floating heel technique on the bass drums. A buddy showed me the Rapid Elemental Dissolve playthrough video when we were drunk after practice one night, been a fan ever since.
Yeah! Sean and I grew up together, we played in a couple different bands too. He was really the first person I ever played music with outside of my guitar teacher
you guys are really fun to watch. finally a guitar oriented channel thats like actually funny by general standards... been checking out your latest vids too ,....love ur stuff guys ..SUBBED!
your tendency to check the volume knob after every single note is intense, as if theres not enough crazy shit going on in your playing alone haha. i was just watching a video of your namm playthroughs the other day and some guy was like "hey whats that crazy right hand technique you're doing?"
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If you'd like to support me and help me continue what I'm doing, please head to www.deanlamb.bandcamp.com and pickup a lesson package! I'd truly appreciate it!
Things that match the quality of Dean's playing ability: Dean's ability to get roasted, editing of these videos, grainy mustard
Your teeth called, your breath stinks boom roasted.
@@DeanLamb Your strings called, your hands are sweaty boom rusted.
@@DeanLamb Dean, I'm about to roast you once again, take notes...and put them with the other 6273895718073 notes in the upcoming Archspire record,boom roasted
graaaaainy mustard
I hope Claire recovers soon. Must be hard to adjust not having legs anymore.
I get it.
Lmfao... I say that shit all the time! "Hey... that person has no torso"... or "a floating head" bwahhhh
The editing of one thinking while the other talks ahahah
Absolute Simpsons ripoff 😂
@@DeanLamb everything is a simpsons rip off, so you're fine
@@DeanLamb "Simpsons did it!"
Calling your wife "dude" is the ultimate relationship goals.
Well then I guess we win!
My wife calls dog,
I call her foo
I think it's the opposite, if your wife doesn't let you call her dude and she's under 40 years old, you picked a dud.
Your voice gets high when you like someone. Dean found someone he constantly likes. Hence the higher voice. Way to go bawd.
Yeah she's ok
@@DeanLamb just ok... Yeah, I mean... "Barable" is probably the most accurate way to put it. At least that's how me and my girlfriend are. We bare eachothers shit and eat it together around a candlelit dinner table. That's true Beauty, Love and Romance right there.
I plan on giving her an onion ring for when I propose to her 🥰
There's nothing that says "I want to be with you forever" than a greasy finger...
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEE333333EEE!!!
Sorry... That line...not line of crack, maybe a line of crack? Anywho... But that line sounded like a nice pre-breakdown verse. Pardon me for my Breee
@@DeanLamb So how was that night on the couch?
@@tealeaf3210 what’s the joke here?
@@desotron341 Edit: It was the "she's ok".
You guys might be my favorite couple ever.
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I also do the "constantly checking my volume knob is at maximum, even though I last checked it twelve seconds ago" thing.
That part where she laughed at you for losing your V card was hilarious🤣 Your guys banter is amazingly entertaining...Some of the editing has me dying lol
Yeah she really loved that
The editing of these videos keeps me afloat in this dormant mortal coil
Hahahaha ok thanks we'll release more to keep you alive
10:00 I'm singing Tenacious D over that Bach guitaring.
Can't you see he's the man? Let me hear you applaud! He is more than a man, he's a shiny golden god!
Great video, by the way! Going through all your old stuff slowly :)
If you think it's time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control
Dean just wanted to look like Phil Anselmo in 2010
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I was thinking that it was a Dime beard.
Phil Anselmo minus the racist qualities, but a jazz radio voice instead!
Wife compliments playing "thanks buddy"
This is my new favourite channel
Dean's voice use to be lower.
Claire- "I'm giving you estrogen"
Dean- 😊
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Not gonna lie, I LOVE the videos of you two together. Always good stuff!
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I love watching your videos, you two have to be my favorite people on the planet
Thank you! :)
Omg i lost it at the "who gives a shit" when she threw the straw.
😂
Dean seems like the coolest dude ever.
I'm not
@@DeanLamb haha
Folks, those inner monologue bits are friggin' hysterical and just earned you a subscriber. Not saying it's me, per se, but a subscriber has been earned.
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the zooming and panning is one step away from giving me epilepsy.
can't wait.
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Dude there were moments I was laughing so hard during this video. You both are TH-cam magic, and are a match made in heaven. Your channel is awesome!
Thanks!
Idk why the title is about music when the highlight of this is clearly Claire roasting the SHIT out of Dean.
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This video was legit hilarious. You guys have a great dynamic. Editing on point as well. Keep it up 👍
Ayyy thanks :)
Really funny stuff, this channel keeps getting better and better. Keep up the great work, love you guys!
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i love how dean takes a whole segment about mustard lmaoo
I love mustard
Goodmorning y’all
Hello
14:17 "Carrots are only a vessel for transporting humous into your mouth" 😂
You guys are great! Fun to watch you two geek out fool around
Thanks! :)
You guys are feckin funny. Those edits were great
Thanks!
These are so good. I am sitting here laughing with a drink in my hand. Thanks!
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The way Dean said "Vancouver, BC, Canada" in the beginning almost reminded me of the future Nardwuar vs Dean Lamb interview
Love nardwuar!
At 9:50, Bald Claire looks like Scott from Xasthur. I implore you, Dean, to make a tech death cover of Prison of Mirrors.
20 Dean looks like Scott Ian lol
I had to try and learn classical style when I started music school, as well. The Segovia scales kicked my ass and I had poor coordination in my right hand since I had never tried fingerpicking like that before. Luckily, and perhaps detrimentally, I switched to a different major in music school and was able to play jazz guitar instead, with a pick and electric guitar. Great times that changed my life forever.
She gives and takes. Fairly fair balance of bullying and building ya back up 😂😂😂😂 I love y'alls videos like this.
She isn't always the troll she appears to be... 👹
"I never used that EQ, I just had there cause it looked cool" oh boy did that hit home
Yeah dude
I live for the editing on these videos
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The mustard monologue is fucking golden
DUDE. that video with you and Tobi is what made me pick up an 8 string back in the day!
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Dude you're the only other person I've heard say they check their switch like a crazy person. I do the same shit with the volume knob. Just constantly reaching down there to make sure its up all the way
Yeah dude it's my obsession
"Is that mustard? I love mustard..." hahahahahaha
I do!
Claire: "... and yeah, I've seen this video a lot ..." as she admires Dean with puppy eyes. Haha.
I love your Alien figure in it's own chair
👽 thank you
This showed up again in my recommendations and it's just as funny as when I first saw it. You two are just so much fun.
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Dude. I can’t get over how amazing these videos are
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You two are fucking goofballs.... I love it. Keep it up
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Actually cried laughing at the inner monologues
This channel is so fucking underrated
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@@DeanLamb truly the dark souls of video editing and intense stares into the camera 🙏🙏🙏 bless
OMG just the first time watching it but you're the best metal couple ever. Never stop this :)
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Damn, I wish more women would be into learning guitar. Cool video 🤘
Claire is pretty special, if you know what I mean...
Great video @Dean Lamb, and that's an awesome Alien back there in the couch \m/
Yeah that's our son
We all have to start somewhere. These videos are fun reminder of that.
Some say his ego is still climbing to this very day...endlessly climbing, as Claire tries to insult his age, to no avail
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The meme game is so on point
Loved that mustard part
The damn edits are gold.
🙏 😂
Lol, this was great. I liked the concept and the editing was top-notch. The Dean "ego counter" was cracking me the fuck up.
Also, I've decided after watching this that I need to find a babely guitar-playing wife as well so I can live my best "Dean+Claire" life. You two are great together.
Thanks!
Nice Lord of the Rings / Tolkien shelf on the bookshelf behind!
I love how she pointed out her accent, and i didn't even notice she had one... im from edmonton hahaha
I just love the edits in these videos lol. never lose that. they have me laughing out loud more than i expect from this kind of video lol.
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The editing in this is hilarious, I just found your channel and band a few days ago and shit's fuckin' great, let me tell ya what bud! You're the first professional death metal guitarists that I've ever seen run a youtube channel but you seem to be damn great at it, and you have an awesome sense of humor. Guitar playing is decent too :}
Luckbard is up to 5 subscribers now! Never give up on your dreams, Dean.
😂😂😂
Finding this channel has made my week! Thanks for all the Dean and Claire vids, hope they keep coming
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Hey Dean, I've really been enjoying your content and you have been a huge inspiration as of late to improve my playing and technique.
Thanks! Glad you enjoy the content!
these vids with Claire are great! \m/ ruthless with roasts!
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This is freaking incredible god your so amazing! 🔥
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These videos are starting to be addicting, ha ha. Claire's humor also cracks me up.
Ahh a cup from Essen! Yeah!
Yessss!
@@DeanLamb Seems I missed you there on the christmas market.
Your editing style is so unique it makes it so fun to watch :)
Thanks!
Alien just relaxing like he's ready to give someone a intense job interview
Yeah he's really making me nervous...
@@DeanLamb hope you got the job and didnt end with up a face hugger.
Im just getting here again and again, both the andro guy and "the claire" are just impossible to not like!!
I too love mustard and can put it on just about anything.
Just about anything yes
The editing of this video is gold. I haven’t laughed that hard for a long time!
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Total Roast fest 2020, loving it. You 2 Lambs are hilarious
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Saw you at Archspire's show in London, discovered your channel : a lot of fun to watch ! thanks both !
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The editing on all of your videos…perfect.
Holy fuck, ya"ll had me cry laughing. This was incredible
The area is called Ruhrgebiet, which literally translates to Ruhr-area, Ruhr is the river that flows through the area.
Very good! Thank you!
This has been the funniest video of you two so far! You guys are awesome!
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This was pure gold.
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Dean Lamb also, I feel you man. This reminds me of my wife and I🖤
My english very bad,but it is very interesting to watch you)
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My favorite part was when we saw the tower in the background.
omaigod this editing is so *HILARIOUS* by roasting *Dean* and back-up his ego . Also with *Dean* and *Claire* self-consciousness . idk who did this editing but whoever did this , was fuckin kill it 🤣
I noticed the manic volume and switch checking in the NAMM video posted the other day, always an eye grab
I'm crazy
I am also a crazy person and constantly check my knobs. Haha. Now I have an active 3-band EQ which makes it even worse.
Haha the couple of inner monologues killed me
Simpsons ripoffs always kill 😂
Billy and the Cloneasaurus. The great American novel.
And here I thought I was around Dean's age, but I'm quite a bit older.
Sean Dennis No shit he said 11 years ago he was 18 and I'm like damn dude I was 29.....da fuck I did with my life.????
Well I was wrong in the video 😂. I'm 32
Dean be doing that helium bong... "Why so serious?"
This video was really good guys.
Ps. Screw you for making that shit look so easy. Funnier and funnier ever video.
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Brilliant stuff!
Thanks!
You're a lucky man, dean.
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Didn't know you used to jam with Sean Lang, I use his floating heel technique on the bass drums. A buddy showed me the Rapid Elemental Dissolve playthrough video when we were drunk after practice one night, been a fan ever since.
Yeah! Sean and I grew up together, we played in a couple different bands too. He was really the first person I ever played music with outside of my guitar teacher
you guys are really fun to watch. finally a guitar oriented channel thats like actually funny by general standards... been checking out your latest vids too ,....love ur stuff guys ..SUBBED!
You two are awesome! And your videos are hilarious. New favorite channel.
u turned into serious metal head with the beard, to guy who makes funny videos on youtube.
I approve.
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Man this video is pure gold
You guys are so goddamn fun to watch ❤️
I constantly check my volume knob as well 😂
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your tendency to check the volume knob after every single note is intense, as if theres not enough crazy shit going on in your playing alone haha. i was just watching a video of your namm playthroughs the other day and some guy was like "hey whats that crazy right hand technique you're doing?"
Yes I'm a lunatic