Oblivion NPC Dialogue gets Intense

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  • @Gamediril
    @Gamediril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    Oblivion NPC tells a story: th-cam.com/video/xV9wu53T1Go/w-d-xo.html
    Average Oblivion NPC Dialogue: th-cam.com/video/Ke5wLYz44Q0/w-d-xo.html

    • @janmichael-vincent7585
      @janmichael-vincent7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THIS ITS SO GOOD HAHAHHA

    • @carbon6390
      @carbon6390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude I have to say, you did an amazing job with this! I hope to see more! Cheers 🍻!

    • @Gamediril
      @Gamediril  4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thanks guys, I'll do my best! cheers

    • @halhal2592
      @halhal2592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You be trollin' dude

    • @Citiglobal88
      @Citiglobal88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That takes balls

  • @_GnarDab_
    @_GnarDab_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56989

    This dude quick saved and started picking all the aggressive dialogue options

    • @kylel7158
      @kylel7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

      Great comment

    • @foxjones7043
      @foxjones7043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

      Severely underrated comment

    • @Phoenix00Knight
      @Phoenix00Knight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      slept on comment

    • @Mainacctstaysbanned
      @Mainacctstaysbanned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Don't we all just in case🤣

    • @_GnarDab_
      @_GnarDab_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Chan Kideoke okay

  • @dropdedd
    @dropdedd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8879

    quest complete: Get the imperial to stop stealing mead

    • @dropdedd
      @dropdedd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Mr. Happy nah look at his ears not pointy enough and he doesn't even have a mana bar 😬

    • @SUPEROGRE5000
      @SUPEROGRE5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice

    • @shortty7618
      @shortty7618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao that’s the whole backstory to this

    • @dropdedd
      @dropdedd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Lich Mead decreases speech and charisma 🤔

    • @lintecassidy206
      @lintecassidy206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr. Happy HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?

  • @jacobhanlon-dunn6254
    @jacobhanlon-dunn6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29198

    I still don't know who's in authority here

    • @TJlolbagger
      @TJlolbagger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2073

      Adam Kurkey nice edgy red-pill

    • @noahblair-sparks7845
      @noahblair-sparks7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

      Pretty sure the guy on the phone is the chief lmao, the other cop seemed to have his attention of the detective

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

      James Freeman, the one holding the camera, says to this detective in the longer video of this dialogue that he (James) is an undercover investigative journalist.
      Since journalism and media have a lot of power in the United States (due to our strong belief and support of the 1st amendment as a whole), James has more power in this situation to antagonize this detective;
      *(even though James is mostly lying, his bluff is never called.)
      th-cam.com/video/r55BFO9ZVaM/w-d-xo.html

    • @thomasc9248
      @thomasc9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      @@CheesyChez421 "All police" you lost right there. That's hella immoral to say. How hypocritical.

    • @CheapSkateGamer96
      @CheapSkateGamer96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @Miles Romo Why would I call the police if I was in danger? They won't show up for at least an hour.

  • @PokedexMMO
    @PokedexMMO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1768

    Literally ends it with an actual NPC line 🤣 "I'll be watching you"

    • @DailyShit.
      @DailyShit. ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Some guy said that to me a couple weeks ago. Like wtf does that mean ? Sure you do.

    • @quvuergatulyai980
      @quvuergatulyai980 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DailyShit. fr 💀

    • @JuJu-cz4kr
      @JuJu-cz4kr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DailyShit. I thought about drill sergeant Hartman in full metal jacket when he said that. I'll be watching you !

    • @MathieusChainsawCarvings
      @MathieusChainsawCarvings ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DailyShit. means he is outside your window right now

    • @onearthonelegion
      @onearthonelegion ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's actual Police line (Every Breath You Take)

  • @Johannes4233
    @Johannes4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18001

    "You need to leave now"
    "NO U"
    Speech 100

    • @metropcsamazing2865
      @metropcsamazing2865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Thats fucking hilarious

    • @dariannnnnn
      @dariannnnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      what is this? reddit?

    • @c97x
      @c97x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      0:59
      [Success]

    • @deleteduser121
      @deleteduser121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Drum roll

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Le rebbit army is here XD

  • @nateguerra319
    @nateguerra319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19372

    Marshall: Acts like cop
    Citizen: acts like cop
    Officer leaves...
    *illusion increased to 100*

  • @danielburow8538
    @danielburow8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7252

    I like the police officer backup armed with a fire extinguisher

    • @thelustylugia5869
      @thelustylugia5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Fire hydrant

    • @G36203
      @G36203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Classic bethesda's glitch...

    • @gabrielmarquez908
      @gabrielmarquez908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@thelustylugia5869 fire wetter

    • @akash2514
      @akash2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      When they borrow NPCs from GTA.

    • @vacuumboy6.0
      @vacuumboy6.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Maybe he just wants to be a fire fighter... Poor guy

  • @mcdaddy000
    @mcdaddy000 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here...right now" always gets me

    • @bigcazza5260
      @bigcazza5260 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "ive got 4 minutes and 59 seconds to be a cunt then dont i sir"

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You were caught trespassing!
      40 septim fine added to your bounty.

    • @gabrielegagliardi3956
      @gabrielegagliardi3956 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was fine with being insulted for 5 minutes straight, which are basically an eternity. Imagine being called a miserable drunk pos for five minutes by a stranger. Ahahah.

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7089

    This guy leveled to speech 100 all the “intimidation” dialogue options

    • @christopheryoung4481
      @christopheryoung4481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing at this comment

    • @delet3999
      @delet3999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@christopheryoung4481 Fuck off

    • @ceaserjuarez2304
      @ceaserjuarez2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL!

    • @realszn
      @realszn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      im loving how speech 100 is from skyrim and this is an oblivion sorta video

    • @delet3999
      @delet3999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@realszn The whole meme makes no sense lmao

  • @theanimal0256
    @theanimal0256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8728

    He talking to the officer like he is his dad.

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      "quit drinkin' on the job BOI" had me dying X'D

    • @bennypreston7337
      @bennypreston7337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Haaaaahaha

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      That's one of these videos you only get once in a while. I really wish I could like the video a few dozens of times.
      In fact, I think I'll make a second account just for liking this twice... :P

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Reth_Hard I agree with you but calm down

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Thawhid
      Don't tell me to calm down, it was 2 weeks ago and I'm still laughing...

  • @Tubsalts
    @Tubsalts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3852

    “YOU DONT LOOK BACK HERE AGAIN” “👁👄👁”

  • @premiumshiptosts2263
    @premiumshiptosts2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2751

    "What are you working on?"
    "Several Cases"
    Right, several cases of beer.

    • @frozethehippy349
      @frozethehippy349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im working on a homicide, 2 40 oz’s were killed right on this very spot

    • @WillyDaDon-h8u
      @WillyDaDon-h8u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Vitalpayne
      @Vitalpayne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @brianbelcher7279
      @brianbelcher7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice

    • @notaninternetwarrior6893
      @notaninternetwarrior6893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just when l was reading l heard that part
      The way he said "several cases"🤣🤣

  • @stoopidapples1596
    @stoopidapples1596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5932

    I love how the oblivion music just accelerates as the drama gets more intense.

    • @EvertvanIngen
      @EvertvanIngen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just perfect indeed

    • @Voronza
      @Voronza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorry, I broke 666 likes to just 667..

    • @johann296
      @johann296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahhahahahaahhahahahahhaa!!!!

    • @agentskazzers3482
      @agentskazzers3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow that oblivion music lol..

    • @unclebustard5328
      @unclebustard5328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha so true😂

  • @FusRoDah2
    @FusRoDah2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4558

    The moment the cop briefly slurred his words he was defeated.

    • @destructimus
      @destructimus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      You better stop drinking on the job, boy.

    • @gottaproxy8826
      @gottaproxy8826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Well, the dude was clearly drunk. Lil 5 foot 5 cop acting like his dick is three feet long lol

    • @user-ji4ve7sx2f
      @user-ji4ve7sx2f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That’s what happens when adrenaline starts hitting your body. Poor guy was feeling the confrontation vibes

    • @FusRoDah2
      @FusRoDah2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@user-ji4ve7sx2f True. Or the liquor XD

    • @CarsonScholz
      @CarsonScholz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmao at “You have about 5 minutes to get off this property”

  • @connorfisher1651
    @connorfisher1651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3486

    “You quit drinking on the job boy”
    Officers inner monologue “how does he know!?”

    • @Richwiking318
      @Richwiking318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pabloesco749
      @pabloesco749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro you just know don’t ask

    • @R0ckst4r0ck3r
      @R0ckst4r0ck3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well isn't it what most officers do?

    • @Ria-sd2ex
      @Ria-sd2ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His face was priceless 😂

    • @hugo_vega_1
      @hugo_vega_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For real he was drunk hahahahaha

  • @deagle2yadome696
    @deagle2yadome696 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “You quit drinking on the job, you understand me? You punk ass”
    I can’t 😂 lmaooo

    • @izithighs
      @izithighs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that "you punk ass" sounded like it came straight out of GTA 😂

  • @maiuro358
    @maiuro358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5108

    "You got about 5 minutes to get out of here right now"

    • @ferhatdikmen3762
      @ferhatdikmen3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ahahahh 😂

    • @dragonslayerteo5756
      @dragonslayerteo5756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Lmao "we should've left five minutes ago"

    • @doubleoheck-5066
      @doubleoheck-5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uno reverse card

    • @Loongear
      @Loongear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean what's the rush?

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "You are trespassing and you need to leave right now!"

  • @obblivionkr
    @obblivionkr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3967

    There’s something about oblivion music making every conversation sound ridiculous

    • @Leve55
      @Leve55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah alot of people use it in their videos :)

    • @FusRoDah2
      @FusRoDah2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Especially if the conversation is already ridiculous.

    • @loic7867
      @loic7867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      yeah but this dialog didn't even need the music it would still sound super dumb lmao

    • @KOOLEE88
      @KOOLEE88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is this real? I'm confused but it's funny af

    • @ellmatic
      @ellmatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the point dumbass

  • @marlkalone7361
    @marlkalone7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8615

    Even the way the cop stands at the beginning is like an NPC waiting to be interacted with.

    • @bingus_the_dongus
      @bingus_the_dongus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      lmao

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      That what made me laugh the most.. Him standing there like a NPC ready to give you some type of information.. If he had T-Pose I would of died of laughter..

    • @ArcaneEiro
      @ArcaneEiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@kenrickkahn T-pose!!! Lmfao!!

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ArcaneEiro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-zb4ss5ze5s
      @user-zb4ss5ze5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "Who are you?" * starts moving *

  • @abdyousuf4338
    @abdyousuf4338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I watch this video every couple of months, I still die laughing each time 💀💀💀

    • @salemdunning5954
      @salemdunning5954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @dudetrustme8320
      @dudetrustme8320 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't die. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

    • @highvalence7649
      @highvalence7649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@markfox1545never heard that expression before, ha?

    • @ShiniGorky187
      @ShiniGorky187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When he says the slurring words bit I burst laughing

  • @YoungJusticeLuv
    @YoungJusticeLuv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2916

    Man walked away because the camera guy was starting to sound like his father.

    • @nihilnihil161
      @nihilnihil161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Big dad energy

    • @Cattildo
      @Cattildo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What father? Lmao

    • @bozotheclown666
      @bozotheclown666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheezy Chez fr, ion even know if the dude was a drunk either. He might’ve but we don’t know.

    • @OliveMule
      @OliveMule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xXKillaBGXx shut up loser

    • @paolocaballero2541
      @paolocaballero2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why is this so underrated?

  • @Lord_Talha
    @Lord_Talha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4787

    Not Mike's fault he drank a lil mead. His cousin is off fighting dragons, and what does he get? Guard duty.

    • @JohnJohnson-dc9yv
      @JohnJohnson-dc9yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Someone reverse pickpocketed the mead into his inventory. What was he supposed to do, NOT drink it??

    • @eemotion
      @eemotion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @JC Denton Correct universe.

    • @mike92yeah
      @mike92yeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Talha K lmao

    • @abeidiot
      @abeidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @JC Denton Oh look, joke police is here

    • @lain6830
      @lain6830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is the guy that will get an arrow in the knee in the future

  • @SuatGoku
    @SuatGoku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5614

    "u get about FIVE Minutes to get out of here"
    "Or what?"
    - Intimidation failed

    • @dang99991
      @dang99991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      0:55
      “RIGHT NOW”

    • @markjones2361
      @markjones2361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      U got an hour to get outta here or else. ....................

    • @hypersanity9546
      @hypersanity9546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok

    • @thepancakeprotecter8661
      @thepancakeprotecter8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (Speech 20/50) “u get about FIVE Minutes to get out of here”
      “ *literally anything else* “
      “Goodbye”

    • @hypersanity9546
      @hypersanity9546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

  • @0mattp0
    @0mattp0 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This right here is a beautiful thing to watch. Not only does he tell the cop he’s “asking the questions”, but then tells him “you don’t look back here again”. This man is the wind beneath my wings.

  • @jumperhighpd
    @jumperhighpd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    First person to say "I'm askin the questions" is in charge. Thems the rules

    • @halcyo
      @halcyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      swash buckler I was smiling reading all these comments but I burst into laughter on this one

    • @thunderhammer1937
      @thunderhammer1937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      swash buckler Damn right!

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Not anymore you're not!"

    • @accelerator1666
      @accelerator1666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats just how mafia works

    • @randalhighben586
      @randalhighben586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaha

  • @チビ-e6q
    @チビ-e6q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5893

    When you choose all the aggressive dialogue options on a guard, but your speech is 100.

  • @Eschief26
    @Eschief26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    "You quit drinking on the job, boy, you understand me?" ..lmao

    • @ohemge12
      @ohemge12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Lavander Eschief guy starts turning around like his dads giving him shit lmao

    • @nfwchopped42
      @nfwchopped42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      LMAO 😂🤣😂 Wow shit got really real, like real quick

    • @metalphobos3632
      @metalphobos3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That killed me. Lol.

    • @ThizzDiggs
      @ThizzDiggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shit had me in tears lol

    • @flagflow1232
      @flagflow1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's as if he's scolding his 15 year old son.

  • @maxayam8268
    @maxayam8268 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    For those wondering why he didn't instantly gain a level in speech, it's because he already have it maxed out

  • @hadtodoittoem6321
    @hadtodoittoem6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2231

    “You got about five minutes to get the hell out of here...right now”

    • @Verence
      @Verence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If you don’t get the hell out RIGHT NOW within fifteen minutes, then I can’t be held responsible. For how bad you’ll feel. About your life.
      ... Cause you been drinkin on the job.

    • @bigriz7021
      @bigriz7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @JakeNoland
      @JakeNoland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came here for this comment lol

    • @briansindorf9121
      @briansindorf9121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna use that on my kids 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When he walked away, it reminded me of that GTV npc reaction. It talks shit to you, and when you pull out your gat it says "I'd like to apologize" and walks away

  • @codinginflow
    @codinginflow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8945

    What the hell is even going on in this clip

  • @HilarityBribo
    @HilarityBribo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    Guy videotaping is hilarious.
    The whole reverse interrogation really blew the detective's mind.

    • @befree4052
      @befree4052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      LOL it really did he was at a lost for words

    • @FruitsOfTheHearts
      @FruitsOfTheHearts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yeah this actually made me laugh

    • @cesarsantana7563
      @cesarsantana7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His drinking lmao

    • @labledoutcast
      @labledoutcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah he got me when he asked him if he were drunk.

    • @mrbigbrain3116
      @mrbigbrain3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This reminds me of the scene from the office when Dwight was trying to Interrogate Jim

  • @jeedreed4488
    @jeedreed4488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “Are you drunk?” Always gets me😂😂

  • @devansnider7793
    @devansnider7793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3698

    "Are you working on something right now?"
    "Yeah, I am." **looks at phone**
    I feel that

    • @DAngeloIzquierdo
      @DAngeloIzquierdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      izurie1319 what the fuck are u even saying

    • @baptm727
      @baptm727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SEVERAL CASES

    • @psisis7423
      @psisis7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @izurie1319 can you teach me that elven language

    • @fd4816
      @fd4816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tf are you guys saying

    • @Jevix-xl1tx
      @Jevix-xl1tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @yellell3701 dude's on another plane of existence.

  • @bobbydellaserra441
    @bobbydellaserra441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2825

    This guy's kids tell him when it's bed time.

    • @CashmereChampion
      @CashmereChampion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bobby Della Serra hahah fucking gold

    • @Eschief26
      @Eschief26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

    • @elcidS15
      @elcidS15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Comments like these are why I humor the recommended videos.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Which guy

    • @bobbydellaserra441
      @bobbydellaserra441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@codyh2492 which guy?
      There's only one "guy" in this video.
      There's officer doofy in the background and there's a man holding the camera.
      Doofy obviously can't reproduce, and if the man holding the camera has kids then I'm sure those kids already know what time is bed time and are in bed 5 minutes before said time on their own accord.
      That only leave the one "guy" in question. 😉

  • @themastersmadface8241
    @themastersmadface8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4804

    "You've got 5 minutes to get out of here"
    "Or what?"
    Response:
    [■■■■Loading 67%■■]

    • @XrpAndy
      @XrpAndy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Masters Mad Face 🤣🤣

    • @kdw1809
      @kdw1809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      THEN PAY WITH YOU BLOOD!!!

    • @gappyoooo
      @gappyoooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @rogierownage
      @rogierownage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "You've got 5 minutes to get out of here"
      "Or what?"
      *Quicksaving...*

    • @WAncouvOR
      @WAncouvOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Contacting mars

  • @Yeahdude1992
    @Yeahdude1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I love it when he says “im asking the questions” and Mike just starts shaking his head in confusion and disbelief and mumbles out “nO”

  • @elijah_063
    @elijah_063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3069

    I love how the guy who recorded turned the whole situation around and ended up being the one telling this other guy to get out of there

    • @VexylObby
      @VexylObby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Because the cop realized that they shouldn't be aggressive towards the camera man, and that they were someone to not be taken seriously.

    • @archer1660
      @archer1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Good on the cop not raging I’d have immediately punched that guy

    • @manuelhernandez3049
      @manuelhernandez3049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Obby lul cops are wusses

    • @americansportsmedia5640
      @americansportsmedia5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Unсreative the cop was clearly under the influence of some kind he was out of it and didn’t know how to respond if the cop was sober he would be screaming at the camera man notice how the cop steps away and looks down every time he’s asked if he’s been drinking

    • @GageMason
      @GageMason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@manuelhernandez3049 They either wusses or murderers to y'all. Which one is it XD.

  • @MrUrech
    @MrUrech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    The best part is the very start, the way he's standing too far away with all his attention on you lol

    • @Dizzy4president
      @Dizzy4president 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i was thinking the same hahah so random and dry as hell

    • @eternalfps3124
      @eternalfps3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I thought so too because it is exactly how the NPCs react to your presence.

    • @MrUrech
      @MrUrech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol he starts talking over there so his voice is distanced. Feels just like cyrodil

    • @eternalfps3124
      @eternalfps3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrUrech Its just so perfect hahaha

    • @heavysaber9431
      @heavysaber9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And the way he's standing in a perfectly upright position, perfectly still and all eyes on you, exactly like an NPC hahaha

  • @erikjohnson1684
    @erikjohnson1684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3628

    This really needed the battle music when they started yelling at each other.

    • @lachose00
      @lachose00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      please somone edit this

    • @MrThisucks
      @MrThisucks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Why? He was in control of the entire situation

    • @ThePsychosis92
      @ThePsychosis92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah they never got physical

    • @woodrowwilly
      @woodrowwilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are a genius sir.

    • @disconnected9023
      @disconnected9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh i was waiting for it the whole time

  • @PaulGuy
    @PaulGuy ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You got five minutes to get out of here."
    Five minutes is a lot of time to talk shit.

  • @superscotty333
    @superscotty333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2442

    “Are you drunk?“....
    **hurriedly looks at phone**

    • @Coffeebeard
      @Coffeebeard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well there might be an app for that. 🍻🍻🍻

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey, he didn't lie.

    • @mitchflowers717
      @mitchflowers717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao he turned so fast

  • @Space_Ghost_Hunter
    @Space_Ghost_Hunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    "I'm asking the questions."
    That's definitely a level 100 speech check

    • @Christopher-qq4dl
      @Christopher-qq4dl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @seanwilliams5382
      @seanwilliams5382 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish it changed to fight scene music the second he said that🤣

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@seanwilliams5382That would've been perfect 😂.

  • @Kishishev1903
    @Kishishev1903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    0:36 he literally says the NPC line *”What Is This About..”*

  • @danny_racho
    @danny_racho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    There will never be an Oblivion NPC video like this again. This is some OG material

  • @augustobarbosa7644
    @augustobarbosa7644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    "YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK INTO YOUR OFFICE AND DO YOUR JOB!"
    "No, no.. "

    • @Jackson-mi3dr
      @Jackson-mi3dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      No. No. 😐. I don’t wanna.

    • @BriveAW
      @BriveAW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He replied like my 5 year old getting mouthy lmao

    • @BriveAW
      @BriveAW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The way he said no under his breath xD

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Toby Maguire Has Entered The Chat*

    • @kakarotsayianclass
      @kakarotsayianclass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey you better getchu your boy

  • @octoowen1234
    @octoowen1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    I love how he only starts moving after the player says, “Who’re you?”.

    • @Caffrey987
      @Caffrey987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Questioning identity puts down Self-preservation guard by 4%

    • @BriveAW
      @BriveAW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Hes definitely a bot lol

    • @TheRealSlimShady509
      @TheRealSlimShady509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Its perfect lmao. He stands there till he hit x to start the dialogue lmao

    • @octoowen1234
      @octoowen1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Sorgalus that’s part of the joke bud

    • @thejellyranger7679
      @thejellyranger7679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My man said player 😂😂✌🏼✌🏼

  • @natwyrth904
    @natwyrth904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2897

    If I had to guess, mike was actually drinking on the job and he was too nervous to call the other guy’s bluff

    • @BecketTheHymnist
      @BecketTheHymnist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      I really doubt he was actually drinking, but the way this transpired is hilarious. You can obviously tell this guy wants the guy filming to fuck off or give him a reason to arrest him.

    • @CripplingDuality
      @CripplingDuality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Ignis Solus I mean that's just sounds like a cop

    • @Princess2Warrior
      @Princess2Warrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Ignis Solus *Wouldn't harassing him be enough?*

    • @FirstnameLastname-zh9hd
      @FirstnameLastname-zh9hd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Princess2Warrior a judge wouldn't see this as harassment

    • @Princess2Warrior
      @Princess2Warrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@FirstnameLastname-zh9hd *Swearing at a police officer and giving him commands? That is totally harassment - I'm surprised the camera guy didn't get arrested.*

  • @BeeHash
    @BeeHash 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “You keep walking and you don’t look back here again!” I roared laughing at that.

  • @JoTheVeteran
    @JoTheVeteran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    Next day "Guy found shot in his house. Local detective found no clues".

  • @rugals7902
    @rugals7902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4411

    “Quit drinking on the job boy”
    Best line ever

    • @alexandral6997
      @alexandral6997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I came across this at 6am and laughed so hard I was crying.

    • @KKoKoRR
      @KKoKoRR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Speech level up at this line

    • @eternus9208
      @eternus9208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was amazing

    • @mostrowski
      @mostrowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When he said „boy” the first thing that came up jn my head was Arthur Morgan’s „BOAH”

    • @pondababa4197
      @pondababa4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it is the BEST...

  • @edn1279
    @edn1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1462

    Camera guy has the least threatening voice but is using the most aggressive dialogue options. Just sounds funny. Like a kid in a man's body.

    • @FurryWrecker911
      @FurryWrecker911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It ended up working out greatly in his favor because he articulated quickly and held firm while keeping his distance. Probably the most civil shouting match I've seen.

    • @edn1279
      @edn1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@FurryWrecker911 Sounded like a complete loser while doing it lol. The guy just seemed like he wanted to argue. It worked out for him cus the other guy was more of a bitch.

    • @PooftMancrap
      @PooftMancrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@edn1279 was gonna say, the detective fucking chickened out. I was pissed off at the camera dude the whole fucking time and even more pissed off at the wimpy ass detective. As a security guard there's nothing more important than maintaining yout authority. Even if you're wrong. And i work without a weapon. I garuntee that if i was armed I'd have no issue throwing that weight around. But without a weapon i cant think of a single scenario where i let someone get away with directing me at what i should do. Do people talk their shit? Yea they do. But you never lose your ground and you don't budge. Not for a second. This loser detective could've easily told the other guy to fuck off. To assert his authority and explain he has the legal authority to be here. He lost his authority by refusing the command the situation. Tell ya what the entire time i was fucking yelling at the screen.
      Camera dude is a little shit himself who thinks he's a tough guy. The cop had a gun and backup. Cop could've easily dropped him to the floor. Doesn't matter what the other dude thinks he can do. When you've got a gun and the law on your side you cant get away with a lot.

    • @PooftMancrap
      @PooftMancrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@edn1279 yep

    • @PooftMancrap
      @PooftMancrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FurryWrecker911 camera guy is a little bitch though.

  • @Doomsquad99
    @Doomsquad99 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This must be the 100000000th time ive seen this but it never stops being funny

  • @couldntusethenameiwantedto9100
    @couldntusethenameiwantedto9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    "Never should have come here"

    • @SynValorum
      @SynValorum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Then pay with your blood!

    • @SynValorum
      @SynValorum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Decapitated drops stolen sweet roll now soaked in own blood*

    • @fromaggio7654
      @fromaggio7654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *wips put service pistol*

  • @ohemge12
    @ohemge12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    “You get you ass back in that office and do your job!” “No” lmaoo

  • @skwerleyz
    @skwerleyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    "Get your boy"
    "I got this fire extinguisher..."

    • @四季-i5k
      @四季-i5k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “Cool fire extinguisher, does it do it’s job? Cause this man don’t”

    • @candlestyx8517
      @candlestyx8517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@四季-i5k "Youre going to need that fire extinguisher officer, because this man is looking to get fired"

    • @lefthandcigg4253
      @lefthandcigg4253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @ogee1264
      @ogee1264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well done sergeant

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hit em on the head with it lol

  • @fishbarbeque8540
    @fishbarbeque8540 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The way the video started with him standing still, and suddenly waking and talking was SO FUNNY!!!!

    • @adfggffffffddffd
      @adfggffffffddffd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As someone else has already pointed out he's an NPC waiting to be interacted with. 🤣

  • @adamfitzgerald911
    @adamfitzgerald911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    If only that detective turned around just before entering the station and immediately squared his body to the cameraman and said..."Need Something?"

    • @TooBokoo
      @TooBokoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      All these comments are killing me, but this one got me for some reason.

    • @rickjames3034
      @rickjames3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And then trips into the gate and draws his gun on it “you will know endless torment”

    • @unknownforever5777
      @unknownforever5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jackie Tearie no he is not a cop look up james freeman on TH-cam

    • @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis
      @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would have been EPIC ending

    • @John-Scott
      @John-Scott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or "There's no problem, is there?"

  • @ThaDirtyBubble
    @ThaDirtyBubble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    “You better get your boy” 😂😂

    • @propcircles4082
      @propcircles4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      thats my favourite dialogue option from the whole conversation

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The fucking music perfected that encounter.

  • @jonathanngai5956
    @jonathanngai5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7498

    I'm confused who is the main character.

    • @enjoyinglife9853
      @enjoyinglife9853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

      The guy recording. He used his Speech Skills to intimidate the guard away.

    • @wicklow4905
      @wicklow4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      @@enjoyinglife9853 That must be a legendary skill of his, guards are tough..

    • @atrocious7766
      @atrocious7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      Neither. They both sound like NPCs. The player was the other cop that walked away like "wtf....?".

    • @srh547
      @srh547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      The cop in the background was afk

    • @Omo21000
      @Omo21000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@srh547 😂😂

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You've got about five minutes to get out of here right now." To be fair that was a pretty generous time window.

    • @cdthree3805
      @cdthree3805 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can you imagine how retarded that would sound if he said it the other way around. You get out of here right now, in five minutes 😂🤣 because that’s basically what he said

  • @deerl0rd
    @deerl0rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    "i'm asking the questions."
    "no, i'm asking the questions."
    someone call dirty dan and pinhead larry.

    • @zain1132
      @zain1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      deerl0rd I got dwight and jim vibes from that convo LOL

    • @Bane_questionmark
      @Bane_questionmark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      who you callin pinhead

    • @firstnamelastname5612
      @firstnamelastname5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bane_questionmark Well I'M PINHEAD LARRY

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    "Using cops silly question script against them"
    *Cop npc is confused*

    • @neo-babylon7872
      @neo-babylon7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Next time I get pulled over I'll be asking the cops for their driver's license.

  • @ronhempfield5043
    @ronhempfield5043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    Some human interaction is so bizarre it's hilarious.

    • @Hxhjli
      @Hxhjli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fr

    • @jasonroberts2249
      @jasonroberts2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Belarion A.D. it’s absolutely true. Something wrong with the English language. Not only pronunciation but its lacking of nuance. Need to speak a foreign language, especially a non Romance language, to notice it.

    • @stepan9569
      @stepan9569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jasonroberts2249 what do you mean by nuance? As for me, a foreign language native speaker, English is rather emotional if intonation is properly used

    • @janmsavage
      @janmsavage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you said it--i am laughing till my eyes popped out

    • @therealityofitall4819
      @therealityofitall4819 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now loading..........

  • @DannyPhantom2419
    @DannyPhantom2419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "you got about 5 minutes to leave right now" lol

  • @defvent
    @defvent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Looks like they need to call the judge to get some fudge.

    • @macrid04
      @macrid04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Where’s your MD???
      Muh dicc?

    • @c4ble472
      @c4ble472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      P A R D O N

    • @Hollowfication96
      @Hollowfication96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      are you tryin' slide in my DM

    • @aaronallen3522
      @aaronallen3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Know Twitter?

    • @sircuffington
      @sircuffington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aaronallen3522 Yup.

  • @c4ble472
    @c4ble472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2222

    “You have about five minutes to get out of here...right now”
    “Or what?”
    “Then you will pay with your blood!”

    • @LeoEnlightened
      @LeoEnlightened 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Que battle music

    • @rubinguzman2153
      @rubinguzman2153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      5 Whole minutes lmfaoooo

    • @JimsyFlimsy
      @JimsyFlimsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It looks like one of those cartoons

    • @DonVito703
      @DonVito703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Link to your pfp pls

    • @merciless6000
      @merciless6000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do your worst!!!

  • @haggardmelon
    @haggardmelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    I was hoping for “never should have come here!”

  • @dariusbaja21
    @dariusbaja21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ' You have 5 minutes to get out of here right now ' 😂 Cop didn't even know what he was saying anymore. Cop never expected to have it go this way lol

  • @stephenvargas5678
    @stephenvargas5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    This guy went from playing cop to being a suspect in the matter of seconds.

    • @johncastillo2194
      @johncastillo2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Boss Ross shut the hell up, get out of here now

  • @sasuke8667
    @sasuke8667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "I'm asking the questions"
    "no IM asking the questions" incredible tactics

    • @bluntboi101
      @bluntboi101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayaya

    • @YoungTeeke
      @YoungTeeke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should've said...are you the one asking questions?

  • @Mattsson951
    @Mattsson951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

    By the gods there is a psychopath on the loose

    • @captainbased160
      @captainbased160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mr. Happy no he was outside of the building standing in the middle of a parking lot recording

    • @captainbased160
      @captainbased160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mr. Happy he wasn’t drinking you moron and why was that guy just standing there in the middle of a parking lot recording for? He was obviously trying to bring attention to himself

    • @zacht9447
      @zacht9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@captainbased160 I'm sorry but the "Detective" had clearly been drinking on the job before and this was an attempt to catch him in the act his behavior is completely unbecoming of a police officer

    • @alexandus-a
      @alexandus-a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By the Nine Divines! Assault, assault!

    • @coldmexican288
      @coldmexican288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@captainbased160 how are you defending that detective when you don't even know the whole story? Do you always assume the people with the badge are right? Are you able to see the level of blind following you are committing yourself into?

  • @maruan6029
    @maruan6029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "to serve and protect" more like "to swerve and neglect"

  • @siyabongamwelase4377
    @siyabongamwelase4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    This man is a master in psychological warfare.

    • @Randomyoutubecommenter
      @Randomyoutubecommenter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the cop just saw him as one of his own people so he didn’t decide to get offended but see it as funny, hence why he smirked a few times during the vid because it’s probably the weirdest thing that has ever to happened to him on the job

    • @sun_buddy
      @sun_buddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      not exactly something to be proud of

    • @glowiever
      @glowiever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      could be a guy from internal affairs. they are cocky no bulshit type kinda guys.

    • @siyabongamwelase4377
      @siyabongamwelase4377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@glowiever yeh he had to have some authority talking like that to a policeman.

    • @antonironstag5085
      @antonironstag5085 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sun_buddy it is. I use it against people who exhibit narcissistic or sociopathic character traits. It makes them so uncomfortable when they know you'll always have the upper hand

  • @okaoki
    @okaoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    after all that he asked "Need something?"

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes?

    • @bjaxfl
      @bjaxfl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes sera?

  • @emberZemian
    @emberZemian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2252

    "What are you working on"
    Several cases...
    ... Of beer.

  • @racher4593
    @racher4593 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was really hoping for the video to end with a bang and the sobs of the faceless tough guy.

  • @jeunonn
    @jeunonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    I started crying at “who are you” because it seriously sounded like it was a voice line in oblivion

    • @nepgears
      @nepgears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why were you crying? Are you sad?

    • @stuartfury3390
      @stuartfury3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please seek professional help. Crying at nothing is a sign of deep depression.

    • @calebvaccaro
      @calebvaccaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      crying from laughter yall heard of it?

    • @jeunonn
      @jeunonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Stuart Fury if you’ve never cried from laughing I don’t think you have ever had a good laugh

    • @tanofcomatoes7182
      @tanofcomatoes7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stuartfury3390 he states why he laughed I think you need to find help

  • @MuraGX
    @MuraGX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Lesson learned.
    How to defuse any argument.
    “YOU QUIT DRINKING ON THE JOB!”

    • @CounStellar
      @CounStellar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muramasa GX lmao!

  • @TheBlank89
    @TheBlank89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    "you're on this property"
    "You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here right now"

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The Blank Face Watches 5 minutes is along time to get out *right now*

    • @christiangallien3730
      @christiangallien3730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simply oozing with eloquence. Language sucks

    • @Loongear
      @Loongear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, no need to rush, it's not the end of the world.

  • @arend6462
    @arend6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    He’s working on multiple cases of Coors light of course.

  • @grittypeso2083
    @grittypeso2083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    “You don’t look back here again!”
    Cop turns around and stares awkwardly

    • @Adino1
      @Adino1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *stares drunkenly*

  • @felixoneal1356
    @felixoneal1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    “You quit drinking on the job and get your butt back in that office and do your job” 😂

    • @crimsontide1980
      @crimsontide1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Dude soon as he mentioned drinking on the job the detective backed off REAL quick. He went into full scale Retreat mode. Kinda like when you're playing an RPG and you encounter a strong enemy early on that you aren't leveled up enough yet to defeat. The detective left to go level up

    • @nzoththecorruptor3690
      @nzoththecorruptor3690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes Daddy 😍🤤

    • @jackiepuppet
      @jackiepuppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This one hit close 2 home

    • @40k_official
      @40k_official 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No…. No……….. No..

    • @petiewheat82
      @petiewheat82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@crimsontide1980 Yeah he went to get some coffee, also wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not.

  • @samc8272
    @samc8272 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LMAO. I come back to this here and there and it never gets old

  • @grumpycat6429
    @grumpycat6429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    He called him “Boi” and said “I’ll be watchin you”
    Wtf I’m logging off....I’m done

    • @makomarko4679
      @makomarko4679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Qimodis it's a meme

    • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
      @user-vi4xy1jw7e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Qimodis what's the difference

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@makomarko4679 You fucking stupid youngster think writing the word "boy" with an "i" is called a meme? Tell the police they should lock up your parents for not educating and growing you up properly. Since they just gave you a smart phone to distract you from annoying your parents so they can continue doing their fucked up dumb shit stuff. Some real fuckcakes you got there as parents, good luck on your recovery.
      Stop putting the word "meme" ever in your mouth.
      And he said Boy, not Boiii.

    • @makomarko4679
      @makomarko4679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Anudorini-Talah damn bro didn't have to come for my parents, sorry I guess

    • @makomarko4679
      @makomarko4679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Anudorini-Talah I was just trying to help someone understand but I guess I should've said joke instead of meme

  • @gbc.art.bra.49
    @gbc.art.bra.49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    0:56 “You’ve got about 5 minutes to get out of here.. Right Now”

  • @ShoopityDoopity
    @ShoopityDoopity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    “You don’t look back here again!”
    *challenge accepted

  • @Iaserz
    @Iaserz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is 2 years old and its still fire

  • @Finstersang
    @Finstersang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    I almost thought this was actually rendered. The way he´s standing there in this eeriely "neutral" pose, the sharp shadows, the flat texture of the parking lot...

    • @tonyt5218
      @tonyt5218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not sure what all that means but I think i thought the same thing 😂 like "what's is this... a game!?"

    • @TehSeksyManz
      @TehSeksyManz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah dude I was thinking the same! Kinda trippin me out.

    • @Papatabb69
      @Papatabb69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Looks like he was moving in front of a green screen at times lol

    • @Achilles51
      @Achilles51 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you didn’t

    • @pointcuration1278
      @pointcuration1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      detective T stances as he slides away

  • @gaygayabrams5455
    @gaygayabrams5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    “Get your butt back in there and don’t turn around!”
    Lmaooo he must’ve felt like a child at that point

    • @starrigby5994
      @starrigby5994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Especially when he said “ you better stop drinking on the job boy you understand me”

    • @sammybutler3027
      @sammybutler3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Turns around and stares akwardly*

  • @unifiedmongoose7915
    @unifiedmongoose7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    at 0:15 he says "what you working on right now"
    detective says- "right now?" *looks down and sees he's right in the middle of a game, and quickly. closes application*
    "it. doesn't matter what I'm working on"

    • @JP13795
      @JP13795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Candy crush

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JP13795 Is that what they call TedTube these days?

    • @leonbishop7404
      @leonbishop7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      kekw

    • @NefarionJones
      @NefarionJones 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love how he said no when the camera men told him to go back to doing his actual job.

  • @dirtylizardneck3890
    @dirtylizardneck3890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Lmao never actually thought id feel bad for the cop on one of these.. guy treated him like he was his dad checking up on his son at school lol

  • @college54114
    @college54114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    “Are you drunk? Quit slurring your words there.”

    • @tcp612ww3
      @tcp612ww3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My question is why you have my pfp.

    • @college54114
      @college54114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tcp612ww3 I’ve had this photo since before season two of game of thrones had even released yet my mans

    • @tcp612ww3
      @tcp612ww3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@college54114 Strange.....

    • @Dirts
      @Dirts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boy got a doppelgänger

    • @tcp612ww3
      @tcp612ww3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dirts Definitely.

  • @crimsontide1980
    @crimsontide1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    "Y-you're on this property.......y-y-you're on this property"
    Very perceptive , detective

    • @NullFX
      @NullFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You can see how he got his job

    • @mrleafbeef634
      @mrleafbeef634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Technically the gov cannot own property

    • @eaglenebula2172
      @eaglenebula2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We live in a...

    • @lilacdoe7945
      @lilacdoe7945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mrleafbeef634 🤣 of course it can. Have you ever heard of National Parks, Federal Court Houses, etc. Even your mailbox is legally considered federal property.

    • @sonnyhunt
      @sonnyhunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrleafbeef634 they own the property if you pay taxes

  • @hiddenforsuspense8388
    @hiddenforsuspense8388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    " You're on.."
    "MY property.."
    "This isn't your proper..."
    "Shut the hell up"
    Get wrecked

    • @user-qc3dn2el6j
      @user-qc3dn2el6j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But is it his property?

    • @no-kz8wk
      @no-kz8wk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@user-qc3dn2el6j that's what you pay taxes for,you pay for the police dept to exist so yeah you own all those little piggies and their market lol

    • @IntheBay85
      @IntheBay85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Eat shit, that's why"

    • @bully33
      @bully33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no No

    • @LongJohnnn
      @LongJohnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@no-kz8wk The whole I pay your wages thing is retarded lol. They also pay tax, so do they also pay their own wages?

  • @MilkMustaches007
    @MilkMustaches007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You don't look back here again!"
    *Proceeds to look back defiantly...

  • @carlowallee189
    @carlowallee189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "you might wanna thank him for saving your job" had the most skyrim npc delivery imaginable

    • @LittleHound
      @LittleHound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I swearr😭😭

    • @paulallen3834
      @paulallen3834 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro I'm cracking up over this comment 😂😂😂

  • @MuppetMan246
    @MuppetMan246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    I can't relate this to NPC banter though it'd be hilarious if we had the option to tell NPCs to shut up, go back inside and do their job. It'd be even funnier if they told the player stuff like that! Lol

    • @Frac.Razoer
      @Frac.Razoer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LunarChibi bruh, any bethesda game

    • @MegaVirus700
      @MegaVirus700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "No lolligaging"

    • @Elite_Gamer_1337
      @Elite_Gamer_1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They do both in the witcher 3

  • @DaddyDaGuido
    @DaddyDaGuido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    "you've got about five minutes to get out of here, NOW"
    SPEECH 100

  • @lmperiun
    @lmperiun ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Asking 'where have you been tonight' in broad daylight is wild