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  • @gracehowell.
    @gracehowell. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    As an Australian, I can confirm that butterfly swords exist here. Unfortunately, it's too hot to wear armour most of the time, so we have to learn other ways of defending ourselves. For some babies, their first word is "DUCK!" (Or similar.)

    • @3mily2.0
      @3mily2.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Huh, in my area, most kids learn how to kill a spider larger than they are before going to school.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Have you considered the Gambeson? It's the preferred armor of the Australian HEMA enthusiast Shad of Shadiversity, so I would assume it might be more suited to the climate than some other options

    • @gracehowell.
      @gracehowell. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Amy_the_Lizard Thank you; I live in a less rural area, so I'm generally safer, but it's good to be prepared.

    • @Lip_Bone
      @Lip_Bone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "as an australia" mf a whole continent

    • @gracehowell.
      @gracehowell. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Lip_Bone Yep. But there can be only one!

  • @justarandomanimegirlpassin5341
    @justarandomanimegirlpassin5341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    i think stuff like ''being a parent'' or divorce has a whole new meaning in happy wheels

  • @ApothecaryAsh
    @ApothecaryAsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "I don't need my helmet!"
    *Loses head*
    "I should have kept my helmet!"
    Gray skipped head day.

    • @ScreamingSoldier
      @ScreamingSoldier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E

    • @insomniacweebasmr
      @insomniacweebasmr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Every day is head day Monday Tuesday Wednesday

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmm 🤔🧐

    • @stanley_liminal
      @stanley_liminal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@insomniacweebasmr not every day, I take off my head every 2 days! I like holding knives! I like stabbing! I like guns! I hate normal things! I am a….psychopath.

    • @silentwraithgaming8631
      @silentwraithgaming8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stanley_liminal sooo, normal Wednesday?

  • @insomniacweebasmr
    @insomniacweebasmr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Gray is a comedian masochist without trying and we love him

    • @ScreamingSoldier
      @ScreamingSoldier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      E

    • @Theoficialnekoboy
      @Theoficialnekoboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ScreamingSoldier A SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME

    • @diamondplayz2145
      @diamondplayz2145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly. Never change, Gray. Never change.

    • @martha4276
      @martha4276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grammar is never a priority lol

    • @jojofanatico6928
      @jojofanatico6928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i will say that he is a sadist, because he enjoys people's pain, not his own pain.

  • @Snipethebambi
    @Snipethebambi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    6:19 ah yes…my favorite is when gray calls for the universe to send him promptly to his demise, just by acknowledging his success. Even better that gray is so used to it he’s not even surprised at this point

  • @Nicoseilas
    @Nicoseilas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I love how the universe seems to hear Gray, everytime he says "i'm alive" he instantly die. "I dont need my helmet", his head explodes.

  • @alucardgd2831
    @alucardgd2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Gray at 9:53 it says 'dont be a dick' if you use the numbers to make the word, 4 being D 9 being I 3 being C and 11 being K
    'DICK' hope it adds comedic value somehow

    • @coletontewinkel7551
      @coletontewinkel7551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heavily over-complicated it.

    • @MyNameIsntImportant640
      @MyNameIsntImportant640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, so you know the transitions too, huh? I saw it and was like “oh. I know what word that is … T~T”

    • @JustYourAverageCommenter
      @JustYourAverageCommenter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Erm for the English usa key board it’d be rocqq-

  • @ReddCinema
    @ReddCinema 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    GARY DOES NOT MISS 💯

  • @SilverJ17
    @SilverJ17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:16 Florida Man scream. Always classy.

  • @crepetooth6932
    @crepetooth6932 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:39 "nixon is great at wriggling his way through the balls"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Pigborg
    @Pigborg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I’ve been watching Grey for two years, and i still haven’t figured out how he knows when his character is dead in happy wheels. Does he just have a telepathic link with Nixon?

    • @antg2763
      @antg2763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol. I can imagine it like,” Hey dude, your game characters dead. Also, can you bring me chicken nuggets? Thanks.

    • @emiliorivera4725
      @emiliorivera4725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

    • @Vertraic
      @Vertraic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Until you die you still have control of your character, even if you can just wiggle your head. After you die, the character no longer responds at all.

  • @MaiaMirabell
    @MaiaMirabell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What on gawds green earth was THAT noise Gray made, at 5:55 after violent doritos?"

    • @Big-boy-r12
      @Big-boy-r12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bwwwwwa or brahhh or maybe even bwuuuuuah

    • @manioqqqq
      @manioqqqq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ä

  • @oop-3137
    @oop-3137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Gray needs to get a golden statue for comedy- maybe just a bar of polished copper, the budget doesn’t go past gold standards JUST yet
    We need more broken bones and seminal column vomit for that ;)

    • @thejudgeexecutioner
      @thejudgeexecutioner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All right we're checking out the only game or you can work hard eventually graduated into the alpha yeet it's happy wheels. Graystillplays 2022

    • @oop-3137
      @oop-3137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All right were checking out the only game where you can work at a convenience store for half your life, have a freak accident, make your way through Hollywood, and ONLY to get a polished block of copper.
      Its GTA.

  • @Cadhlasta1
    @Cadhlasta1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Your channel made me truly laugh for the first time in months. I've been binging your videos. Thanks for the content!

  • @SolidAssassin007
    @SolidAssassin007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:21
    I see that Grey joined “NO! NOT THE BEES!” club with Nicolas Cage! 😆

  • @Juggtacula
    @Juggtacula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:46 - Nooooo, not up the butt! "Things Gray didn't think he'd be saying today."

  • @that_foreigner2700
    @that_foreigner2700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:27 "Just Chillin"

  • @bwgatlin30
    @bwgatlin30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:25 Gray: "I DONT NEED MY HELMET." Gray 1 second later: "I should've kept my helmet" wear your helmets kids or else your head falls off

  • @YoylecakeJ
    @YoylecakeJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He does anything for laughs. What a comedian :)

  • @ryanspalding6524
    @ryanspalding6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:25 close your eye and listen

  • @PacifriskYT
    @PacifriskYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gray: "Okay, here's the plan."
    *head explodes*
    Yep. Sounds like a good plan.

  • @utterdark
    @utterdark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:49 Yeetolism making a Wu tang clan themed board... Soundtrack: P.R.E.A.M. Pain Rules Everything Around Me

  • @tankofnova9022
    @tankofnova9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:44 You turned into a pair of meaty Nun Chucks held together by sausages.

  • @jammyjams9393
    @jammyjams9393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:30 pause before clicking the link

  • @nikolimoon6165
    @nikolimoon6165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:48 gray got the 1000% impossible one and didn’t realize it XXD

  • @sgtdan8159
    @sgtdan8159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the hidden message at 9:54 🤣

  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:26. They're getting revenge for being tortured during your Minecraft Let's Plays.

  • @MrUnholyMaggot
    @MrUnholyMaggot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that Wu-Tang board is amazing 👐

  • @therocknrollmillennial535
    @therocknrollmillennial535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:34
    "I'm losing all my legs." I don't know why this made me laugh so much after mentioning you lost both of them.

  • @maxietaxi2731
    @maxietaxi2731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Can we appreciate how much pain he makes to entertain us

  • @YourownDino
    @YourownDino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This man made me laugh so hard I started hiccuping

  • @hubertrozalski7070
    @hubertrozalski7070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:25 me learning what hornets are

  • @robloxnooblins4214
    @robloxnooblins4214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how he uploads so much an day just for us to see his pain

  • @jordanbrown6170
    @jordanbrown6170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    did anyone notice at the end of stair fall he broke his neck at the very end and still won 2:57

  • @rell4sho
    @rell4sho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BUD LIGHT IN A CUP!!!🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

  • @dove-august
    @dove-august 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The ALPHA YEET, the best title you could ever hope to achieve. The ALPHA YEET is the president now. the ALPHA YEET is omnipotent.

  • @Coolgamer-sy3xl
    @Coolgamer-sy3xl ปีที่แล้ว

    7:30 Bro this cut off had me in TEARSSSSSSS and still does 😭

  • @xx_420_blz_it_xx5
    @xx_420_blz_it_xx5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro. That Wu-Tang board was insane. Mad props from a hip hop head.

  • @V0IDzZfx
    @V0IDzZfx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:27 dude chilling in his house 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zariasafonova7220
    @zariasafonova7220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Maybe they're not viciou - AAAAAH AAAAAAH OOOOOH" -Possibly my favorite GSP quote of all time

  • @librachick3082
    @librachick3082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Not gonna lie being a mom is awful” -GSP 2022, a few days before Mother’s Day 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tekdruid
    @Tekdruid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:20 [anguished Nicholas Cage noises]

  • @matthew8629
    @matthew8629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pain amplifies Gray's power

  • @Sympanet
    @Sympanet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:11 soon to be the safest method of abortion in America

  • @jjnewsom1647
    @jjnewsom1647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like When he says ‘’are you ready’’

  • @Weegeebois
    @Weegeebois 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:03 wait for it🤣🤣

  • @Mr_FritZ
    @Mr_FritZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “And this kids, is why you wear a helmet, because if you don’t, your head might explode into pieces of meatballs”

  • @BellaMSC18
    @BellaMSC18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gray is back with more videos 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @goodgameboy1330
    @goodgameboy1330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your happy wheels videos gray!

  • @flopflop396
    @flopflop396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:26 i was 🤣ing a lot here

  • @-o6o
    @-o6o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:38
    ‘I’m alive now I’m not’

  • @xandernelson1492
    @xandernelson1492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Any number: Exists
    Gray: ROOKIE NUMBERS

  • @soonmeekim930
    @soonmeekim930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “What’s it like being a parent?”
    Leaves children behind 😂😂

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just got my ass kicked by my personal trainer, and I’m glad to see I’m not the only one suffering today. Thanks for the great content Gray!

  • @sailorcaramel
    @sailorcaramel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:04
    How are you a mom with no children? Also you just lost an arm? I know there are plenty of mothers who have lost more. 😆

  • @trentonprather2166
    @trentonprather2166 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "All right. Here's the plan..." 🤣

  • @miguelgullon5655
    @miguelgullon5655 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:46 Bro just became baldi 💀

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy ปีที่แล้ว

    That Wu Tang board was the best board ever made by someone in Happy Wheels lol never expected to see the Wu in this game 😂😂😂

  • @dano9224
    @dano9224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's so much more fun watching Gray play Happy Wheels than it is actually playing it myself. Maybe because it's not my sanity being threatened.

  • @philinyork
    @philinyork 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg he is literally such a comedian🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PacifriskYT
    @PacifriskYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gray: I'm losing all my legs!
    Me: How many of them do you have???

  • @jjnewsom1647
    @jjnewsom1647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And I also like when he says ‘’we don’t need arms where we’re going’’

  • @AM0RY_
    @AM0RY_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your videos gray, you always put a smile on my face. This year ahs been tough for me, keep up the great work

  • @imaginegalaxy146
    @imaginegalaxy146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:21 best moment

  • @must-love-cats
    @must-love-cats 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What's better than having a great day? Having a great day then ending it awesomely by watching Gray torture himself in Happy Wheels 😁

  • @zxuiji
    @zxuiji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:39, gray I hafta correct you there, white is the result of combining all colours (black is the opposite, the absence of colours) so it's not that there's no colour, but rather every colour :)

    • @noahqh
      @noahqh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inb4 "Um AckTuAlLy, it depends if you're using additive or subtractive color"

    • @zxuiji
      @zxuiji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noahqh If you treat colours as numbers sure, but in reality they're just wave lengths ranging from the equivalent none to all, in number terms that would be normalised as 0 to 1, there is no such thing as negative colour wavelengths, negatives are generated by subtracting colours from white to get their opposite colour

    • @Big-boy-r12
      @Big-boy-r12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *+1 brain cell*

  • @Kenommi
    @Kenommi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I recently found your channel and I love your happy wheels videos, because they're funny and it helps to calm down my anxiety and depression. Whenever I get nervous or bored I watch your hw videos

  • @tyredsauce
    @tyredsauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an Australian, I can confrim that Butterfly Swords are indeed a real animal.

  • @motivationguy13
    @motivationguy13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please do a video were you watch all your saved replays it would be so fun!

  • @RadRaptor152
    @RadRaptor152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:56
    at this point we need a compilation of all of grey's perfectly cut happy wheel screams (the screams he hard cut edits himself)

  • @Gecti
    @Gecti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As much as I enjoy the Happy Wheels and GTA videos (and I do)… I would like to see some other content every now and then… once a week or something… sims, survival games, indie games, or anything… I’d watch you play dark souls or skyrim at this point

  • @IdkJustadandysworldfan
    @IdkJustadandysworldfan ปีที่แล้ว

    "I Also Pissed on the background" Part☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The bees are actually a pretty dang creative use for the jets.

  • @aaronabarca4919
    @aaronabarca4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That board made me think that the intro of M.E.T.H.O.D man describes Gray perfectly

  • @potatopie136
    @potatopie136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I don’t need my helmet-“
    *gets crunched*

  • @musicgamerlover
    @musicgamerlover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For all the mention of Doritos they should sponsor you Gray, probably increased their sales 1000%.

  • @KingsleyIII
    @KingsleyIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Alright, here's the plan:" *breaks his head off*

    • @Sibuna19
      @Sibuna19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wonderful plan!

  • @heathgardner6328
    @heathgardner6328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nooo, not up the butt.
    -Gray 2022

  • @thebug7649
    @thebug7649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:14 this is called rope swing mix
    I am dead now🙁

  • @TheMyrmo
    @TheMyrmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So much time and effort for the FREE win!

  • @Animator_ZinaYT
    @Animator_ZinaYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gray : "Oh? The god of plays."
    Me : So your the god of everyone that *plays..?* 😂

  • @jjnewsom1647
    @jjnewsom1647 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every day that I’m feeling mad he brightened up my day because I keep laughing out of my bed

  • @frankvoorn1590
    @frankvoorn1590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watch you for like 3 years and IT is still entertaining

  • @MidnightDStroyer
    @MidnightDStroyer ปีที่แล้ว

    Gray: "This is called the 99 point..." (proceeds to get stabbed by 99 swords) "...of course."

  • @catsandfriends5918
    @catsandfriends5918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always a good day when we have Gray and Happy Wheels

  • @cassandrajordan1609
    @cassandrajordan1609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Grey’s videos never fail to make me laugh 😂

  • @bigkarrma3601
    @bigkarrma3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gray is like the Tom Cruise of Happy Wheels. I just really appreciate that he does all his own work and stunts.

  • @felicitybowen9754
    @felicitybowen9754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:04 did anyone notice that Grays foot went in the 5 second timer thing?

  • @TheJimtanker
    @TheJimtanker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the surprise giblet win.

  • @syper51
    @syper51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: drinking beer
    Gray: Is that from the FULL LIQUOR BAR
    Me: possibly
    There’s a game you should play its called deepest sword its funny and i think you would have fun.

  • @SilverJ17
    @SilverJ17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm alive." One second later. "Now, I'm not."

  • @salty_fries3544
    @salty_fries3544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gray: I don't need my helmet
    *HEAD PROCEEDS TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST*

  • @o_o8611
    @o_o8611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gray at his coffin: IM STILL ALIVE

  • @matthewvorwald7169
    @matthewvorwald7169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That second board with the stairs reminds me of the priest falling down the stairs at the end of The Exorcist.

  • @Yeah-NO-leave-me-alone-AHHHHHH
    @Yeah-NO-leave-me-alone-AHHHHHH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The masochistic gray is our only cure to our sadism

  • @captain_duckyman4371
    @captain_duckyman4371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As an Australian I can say the butterfly swords are VERY dangerous. In breeding season we have to bring in the special army corps

  • @oxide256
    @oxide256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    tom hardy (son): can i have gsp?
    florida man (dad): we have gsp at home
    the gsp at home: gsp-

  • @Thekingdoge70
    @Thekingdoge70 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gray:I don't need my helmet Gray .25 seconds later: I should have kept my helmet.

  • @feeder13gaming84
    @feeder13gaming84 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The word "Alright" by gray is seriously my favourite word now.

  • @-scratchcodes-8481
    @-scratchcodes-8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:24
    Gray: I don’t need a helmet where We’re GO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH