How to Clean & Eat a Geoduck

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  • @nunyabeeswax256
    @nunyabeeswax256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5646

    I'm 23 years old and live in my own apartment, yet I _still_ felt like my mom was going to walk in on me....

    • @asideofaioli4630
      @asideofaioli4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Have a 2nd browser open playing a documentary at all times.... Just in case.

    • @Lily-di6hm
      @Lily-di6hm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      OJ Was Acquitted Too it sounds like you have experience...

    • @SpicyCupcak3
      @SpicyCupcak3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      OJ Was Acquitted Too Lmao

    • @drummerlovesbookworm9738
      @drummerlovesbookworm9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @deeds517
      @deeds517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤭 lol

  • @heysaucemikehere1804
    @heysaucemikehere1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    I love how she shows food from different cultures, she doesn’t have any pre conceived ideas, she’s so open and showing us all amazing food that we may not have heard of. Beautiful.

    • @clintonharvey2384
      @clintonharvey2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tru, she’s the realest

    • @k3upikachu
      @k3upikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is the most mature comment

    • @skrunklyblob2129
      @skrunklyblob2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...
      *PP CLAM*

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skrunklyblob2129 PP CLAM

    • @katrabbit
      @katrabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skrunklyblob2129 BIG PP CLAM

  • @asareelferrer1439
    @asareelferrer1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5296

    The fact that is stretches 3 times it’s normal length doesn’t make it any better...

  • @Chellax
    @Chellax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    She looks so emotional and grateful in this video it's SO wholesome and heartwarming! It was obviously funny at the beginning, but then she just went on to talk about her adventures with her kids, and you could tell on her face how grateful she was for nature and all the crazy amazing things it provides for us ⭐ so amazing

  • @lilsleepylea59
    @lilsleepylea59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4063

    Hear me out. That fell off Poseidon.

    • @fenrix155
      @fenrix155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      He decided he wanted to be trans

    • @Magical_Trash
      @Magical_Trash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fenrix15 I’m screaming 😂😭😭

    • @joziermaster3269
      @joziermaster3269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OMFG PAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @kebaletilemfolo5104
      @kebaletilemfolo5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This got me 😂😂😂😂 best comment by far!

    • @crimsonking2908
      @crimsonking2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @JoeyKlu
    @JoeyKlu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    BrightCellars: "So, Emmy! What did you decide to pair with our wine--. Oh."

    • @chrisafiskon
      @chrisafiskon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thanks for the laugh, epic comment.

    • @TriumphantTiff
      @TriumphantTiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao only Emmy is lovely enough to pull this off and still have sponsors , like ever.

    • @ninewectawski1935
      @ninewectawski1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Joey Klu 😆😆 Thanks for the laugh. When she said it looked like a you know what, then did the soaking part, then I was like ohhhh no, now it really looks like one. 😂 What a great thing to pair with wine.

    • @andreamoscoso4065
      @andreamoscoso4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @thetraveler1125
      @thetraveler1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can already imagine their frowns as they watch this. 😂

  • @niempio1160
    @niempio1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

    “Are you men out there cringing? Don’t worry, it doesn’t hurt.”
    Lmao that sounds like a threat

  • @Hakumeiun
    @Hakumeiun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The Geoduck is my college's mascot. Apparently, we're not allowed to display our mascot during games.

    • @Lorraine_Pagan_Parks
      @Lorraine_Pagan_Parks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What?? Why not??

    • @furryalert5784
      @furryalert5784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PLSSS LMAO I

    • @eiffeltower2479
      @eiffeltower2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I CAN SEE WHY LOL

    • @petemartell677
      @petemartell677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ha Ha, "Go Geoducks, squirt!!" Good ol Evergreen.

    • @Hakumeiun
      @Hakumeiun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@petemartell677 I see you are familiar with the venerable old institution. I'd give your comment a heart if I could

  • @PAHpish
    @PAHpish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5164

    I feel like we're a bunch of middle schoolers giggling at certain things in this video.

  • @sadiealexis1879
    @sadiealexis1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    “The shaft”
    -WHAT
    “I know, I know”
    😂😂 OMFG, how does she stay so calm, and not busting out laughing.

    • @ElizabethGlasby
      @ElizabethGlasby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      she is borin

    • @BlyndSyde
      @BlyndSyde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Its so big it barely fits in the bowl. Hate to bend the shaft..." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Saavik256
      @Saavik256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She has some mileage in double entendres and silly puns.

    • @deannamarin318
      @deannamarin318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It got me Rollin!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chopz5881
      @chopz5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol you said bustin.. ill leave

  • @martirosen5479
    @martirosen5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    I love how she treats everything with the utmost respect

    • @achillendimond2124
      @achillendimond2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Marti Rosen unlike all those mukbangers out there who will get these, not prepare them at all, and just bite straight into them

    • @dandyissues9046
      @dandyissues9046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah cause eating animals equals treating them with respect...

    • @martirosen5479
      @martirosen5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Mika Elle I totally get where you’re coming from! I just think that because she gives information about culture behind the clam and how it’s used- also making sure to utilize the whole clam so none of it goes to waste... As opposed to other videos I’ve seen!

    • @dandyissues9046
      @dandyissues9046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah it is good that she’s not wasting food, I am not a hater, I just wish that we could be kinder to other species.

    • @moneyalways7674
      @moneyalways7674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very classy!

  • @meatmanjeejjd
    @meatmanjeejjd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "It's so big it barely fits"
    *that's what she said*

  • @k.g.donathan6271
    @k.g.donathan6271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    TH-cam: *D E M O N E T I Z E D*
    Emmy: "Sponsored."
    Hah!

    • @moriah6823
      @moriah6823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha lol🙂

    • @PenPenguin-io1ky
      @PenPenguin-io1ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah, eat that, TH-cam!

    • @TheSimArchitect
      @TheSimArchitect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@PenPenguin-io1ky Amen! LOL. Let's just hope they don't give a stupid "automatic strike" or something. 🙏🏻

    • @PenPenguin-io1ky
      @PenPenguin-io1ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Sim Architect IKR?? Even if they warned us, it’s still infuriating that they are that careless.....

    • @sjb7254
      @sjb7254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gottem

  • @hvziel
    @hvziel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

    Me in 2015: this channel taught me how to make diy crystals!
    Me in 2020: this channel taught me how to circumcise food!

    • @TriumphantTiff
      @TriumphantTiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Makes you wonder what the heck will we be learning in 2025?🤔😂

    • @queenwhomp5188
      @queenwhomp5188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm wheezing-

    • @Rondalph
      @Rondalph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Triumphant Tiff open heart surgery or lung transplants?

    • @TriumphantTiff
      @TriumphantTiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rondalph lololol

    • @thatvolvoguy6565
      @thatvolvoguy6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TriumphantTiff if we even get that far shhh

  • @aliahmukz
    @aliahmukz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Why do I feel like Emmy’s trying so hard not to laugh when she explains the anatomy of geoduck 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimmymckay73
    @jimmymckay73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This is literally an exercise in maturity. I failed . I'm now 14 again . I will never forget the first time I saw a Goodluck in pike place market when I was 14 , I couldn't stop snickering for the rest of the day .

  • @Diana-xw9nt
    @Diana-xw9nt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    Every time she tastes something the look on her face makes me think it’s disgusting and then she goes “wow so good”

    • @deborahanne8420
      @deborahanne8420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It's cuz she is processing and thinking of the best way to explain it.

    • @teeramirez464
      @teeramirez464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right! lol

    • @orichalcus7995
      @orichalcus7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too😂

    • @EllyannMo
      @EllyannMo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree tf

  • @artypyrec4186
    @artypyrec4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3104

    I'm glad she was willing to recognize what it looked like. 100% every other cooking channels would've just beat around the bush, but she just went in on the clam, just went in raw.

    • @cofi7612
      @cofi7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Sashimi style

    • @skellyrobin
      @skellyrobin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cofi7612 haha!

    • @purplebanana6420
      @purplebanana6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ethanbolt5092
      @ethanbolt5092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I would like but it’s at 69 likes

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Rawdoggin that clam
      Edit- I am so sorry

  • @DIMONDGIRL860
    @DIMONDGIRL860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    “Hate to bend the shaft, but” and then her face lmaoooooo 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @phoebe2562
      @phoebe2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i legit snorted😂

    • @babycakes9608
      @babycakes9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂 I died.

  • @wendydomino
    @wendydomino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Emmy makes these faces like she hates it then says "It's so delicious". LOL

    • @Lance-we2ud
      @Lance-we2ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think she's swilling it around her mouth to get the full taste?

    • @Shadyoaksretirement
      @Shadyoaksretirement 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's contemplation lol

    • @mitchtange8029
      @mitchtange8029 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She doesn’t even try to hide her immense disappointment

  • @anabellecarlile7008
    @anabellecarlile7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    Am I the only one that thinks her voice is the most soothing thing

    • @zach_science3009
      @zach_science3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea she should do ASMR

    • @Neongummybearss
      @Neongummybearss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes and then three dirty jokes with it I love Emmy

    • @luvbug_m
      @luvbug_m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      think of any soft voiced vid she made, like asmr🤤😴😪

    • @joselathario
      @joselathario 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, you are not...

    • @susanmurphy958
      @susanmurphy958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's Adorable.

  • @shortgus27B
    @shortgus27B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12988

    God DEFINITELY had a sense of humor when He made THAT thing...

    • @ADionisio
      @ADionisio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Oh definitely 😂
      I feel like that's just the tip of the iceberg of unique animals we have yet to discover 👀😂

    • @everydayskills9495
      @everydayskills9495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      He is the ultimate comedian. Divine Comedy...

    • @keishajohson2852
      @keishajohson2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      😂😂absolutely

    • @ExtraNope
      @ExtraNope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      She

    • @wiwaxiasilver827
      @wiwaxiasilver827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @A - Just the foreski- I’ll shut up.

  • @glennlaroche1524
    @glennlaroche1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    ".....and it stretches to at least twice it's length..."
    Yeah, sounds about right........

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s even wrinkly 🤣🤣

    • @lauraborabeee
      @lauraborabeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @DinGrogu16
      @DinGrogu16 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Soulflowersun
      @Soulflowersun 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it’s sweet ... 😜

  • @rachel-xi7oj
    @rachel-xi7oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Emmy seems so innocent but she handles this so maturely, I love her so much! I didn’t know she loved here in New England until now 🙂

    • @crazykay9422
      @crazykay9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SHE DOES NOT
      DID YOU EVEN SEE HER EXPRESSIONS AND HEAR WHAT SHE SAID XD

    • @rachel-xi7oj
      @rachel-xi7oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crazykay9422 lol yesss but she does it with grace!

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maturely? You mean dignified and with decency, not just maturely 😅

  • @RMancilla10
    @RMancilla10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14628

    Imagine living to be 140 years just to be eaten on a TH-cam video

    • @voicelessglottalfricative6567
      @voicelessglottalfricative6567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

      imagine being a 140 year old organism resembling a penis

    • @AJtraductora
      @AJtraductora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      I feel so sad.... She just is like "oh yeah, they live for 140 years"... "Each ring is a year" and then offers zero respect to the thing that is a century and a half old as she slices it up and munches. And I'm sorry.... The look on her face until she finishes chomping on the poor creature's flesh doesn't have me convinced she likes it at all!! (PS, I love shrimp and crab and meat so pls don't confuse my comment with some hippy dippy vegan/vegetarian! Lol!)

    • @normalgirlsza
      @normalgirlsza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Atraductora shes trying it at least- she likes to explore new things. would you have preferred her to say bad things about it? also there’s nothing wrong with being vegan-

    • @AJtraductora
      @AJtraductora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@normalgirlszaTrue. Plus I didn't mean to imply that all vegans/vegetarians are "hippy dippy".... Just that I'm not someone who's "hippy dippy" and am not an all around anti-meat person. I have family on one spectrum of vegan/vegetarian. Then I have other family that fit into the far other side of that spectrum as "hippy dippy" all around anti-meat eaters who scold others for things like eating animal souls...... Then I also have a post-Atkins parent, and then there's myself with food allergies, lol. Gotta love everyone! ;)

    • @polaroid_people4676
      @polaroid_people4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      Atraductora how does she offer zero respect? She cooks it properly compared to other people on TH-cam and offered a ton of information on the animal itself and the anatomy. She said she likes clams and oysters and this is a clam so I think she liked it. Besides what do you know? You don’t know her personally.

  • @jamesbaxster4756
    @jamesbaxster4756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Poor Emmy didn’t ask for this comment section but she got it anyways.

    • @brittanyperkins1932
      @brittanyperkins1932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @MrsCharityK
      @MrsCharityK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      She knew. She had to know. 😂

    • @jjay6432
      @jjay6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw the thumbnail and I knew what to comment. I'm not going to comment it but I don't need to xD

    • @aenwynn950
      @aenwynn950 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You saw the thumbnail.

  • @spiceboy1904
    @spiceboy1904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3650

    When she peeled off the skin I just thought, “natures condom”

    • @cr1spycurlyfries
      @cr1spycurlyfries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Spice Boy this comment SENT me

    • @brookebritt2182
      @brookebritt2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ohh my gosh

    • @emilyjohnson7862
      @emilyjohnson7862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      omg same I was just about to comment this

    • @roseyanne-775
      @roseyanne-775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      No.... Manual circumcision

    • @Emione
      @Emione 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      No, nature’s foreskin kagaakshskdhfj

  • @xanraz6639
    @xanraz6639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    when my anxiety is going crazy, these videos help calm me down.
    Her voice is so calming and the videos are so peaceful!

  • @LeahSunKyu
    @LeahSunKyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    There is this mukbang youtuber who literally tortures animals for entertainment, thinking that's good or interesting. But Emmy is out here, being wholesome, educational and very kind and respectful to the animals she eats.
    I love you, Emmy. You have set the greatest standard.

    • @teridoster5840
      @teridoster5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I think I know who you're talking about and I can't bring myself to even hate watch her, it's just awful

    • @burntyellow
      @burntyellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is emily....

    • @jordansdad1221
      @jordansdad1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who?

    • @Kakmanmartinez666
      @Kakmanmartinez666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There's many actually.

    • @Dinokreechur
      @Dinokreechur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I KNOW WHO

  • @pinkiichi
    @pinkiichi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    The look of disappointment in Emmy's face every time she said something that could be taken out of context is amazing. She already knows people are gonna make jokes

  • @alisa.maks26
    @alisa.maks26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5486

    if i ever got my hands on a geoduck i'd just go around chasing people with it. because i'm a mature, 31-year old woman :D

    • @KiraLyn
      @KiraLyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Same and I'm about to be 35 😬

    • @jenninstitches
      @jenninstitches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      40 and I would join you

    • @scruffy281
      @scruffy281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😂😂😂

    • @uneedahug912
      @uneedahug912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I'll suck it 😔😥

    • @caramelc0rn
      @caramelc0rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      u need a hug WHAT-

  • @TheSluglie
    @TheSluglie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    lol this whole episode is just one innuendo after another for those of a certain mindset, well done Emmy on keeping a straight face through it all

  • @pandora4078
    @pandora4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    When I was a kid in the early 80s we used to go out in the bay and get geoducks. I remember looking for the bubbles in the sand and digging w our hands and grabbing the neck and pulling them out of the sand. I remember the neck getting like 2 or more feet long when we pulled on them..lol I remember our parents laughing and not knowing what they were laughing at...Now I get it!! Lolol

    • @lialotus9644
      @lialotus9644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pandora40 lmaoo your parents are wrong for laughing 😭😂😂

    • @Mrz.PrettyEyezz91
      @Mrz.PrettyEyezz91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol oh man thats funny im dying right now.🤣😂

    • @MarcelWilsonLynch
      @MarcelWilsonLynch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well pulling on something that looks so phallic and then it gets longer well...well😏

    • @tracybeeeee
      @tracybeeeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's hilarious 😂

  • @satellitestargazer2770
    @satellitestargazer2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    Imagine being the first person who discovered these things can be eaten and having to explain what you were doing.

  • @UncleMarco
    @UncleMarco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    When you said “are you men out there cringing” I absolutely was cringing when you started peeling that skin LMAO

    • @michaelboldys3330
      @michaelboldys3330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Wayne Bobbitt. That's all I can think about.

    • @komutsky1879
      @komutsky1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Geoduck just got circumcised

    • @Atomic_Haggis
      @Atomic_Haggis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emmy: starts peeling.
      Me: th-cam.com/video/oKI-tD0L18A/w-d-xo.html

    • @drunkara3179
      @drunkara3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      badreaxion ✨I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂✨

    • @tinapodratz
      @tinapodratz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a guy BUT I completely cringed myself.

  • @reginaaldana1311
    @reginaaldana1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I most say, not only is very enjoyable see you cook but also is beautiful the respect and appreciation that you show to nature and it's gifts. Thank you.

  • @OMGmynameisLILI
    @OMGmynameisLILI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    Ok but I wanna know who was the first person to look at it and said “IM GONNA EAT THAT” 😂

    • @MarinaAndTheDevil
      @MarinaAndTheDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      People are weird

    • @choco5629
      @choco5629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Literally for any other food that was invented like how did people know that chicken was edible unless they had someone else test it and see if they would die

    • @pablosdead
      @pablosdead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      it was probably the same person who invented blowjobs

    • @kenramnath30
      @kenramnath30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO

    • @Nervybear
      @Nervybear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm willing to bet my life that it was a woman 😂

  • @shaneblack8766
    @shaneblack8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    "Or the shaft.. I know! I know..." She knows exactly who her audience is. 😂😂

  • @nic104
    @nic104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    She said “I hate to bend the shaft.”👀🤣🤣💀 I’m dying of laughter...

    • @c.s.7266
      @c.s.7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shaft Giggity 🤣

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its her husband birthday when she recorded this... 😏😀😂😂😂😂 damn it feels good being grown!

    • @AmjadMrad
      @AmjadMrad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AHHAAHAHHHAHAHAH

    • @thealize808
      @thealize808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She loved it

    • @itxcrystalol
      @itxcrystalol 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      O u c h

  • @marycomiskey530
    @marycomiskey530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I have zero intention of doing any of this, but I found this video incredibly entertaining

  • @DeanyreOfHufflepuff
    @DeanyreOfHufflepuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    If I had a dollar for every time Emmy said “sashimi style,” “clamming,” or “steamers” I could buy that wine

    • @monroegirl1
      @monroegirl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or "beautifully"

    • @MA-iu5hu
      @MA-iu5hu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Of the ocean”

    • @ywnzrx_
      @ywnzrx_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MA-iu5hu I LAUGHED I LIKED UR COMMENT THEN EMMY SAID THAT,, satisfying tho

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dean Cartwright xddd

    • @song4mozart
      @song4mozart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @processtax450
    @processtax450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    Nobody:
    Me: *S e a d i l d o*

  • @DancingWithMyCat
    @DancingWithMyCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2988

    “There has been a huge drop in demand for the geoduck”
    There was a DEMAND ????

    • @cherisevelasquez3856
      @cherisevelasquez3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmaooo

    • @truly3743
      @truly3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😅 I aint eatin nutin that look like dat!!

    • @talengekatenga9012
      @talengekatenga9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Who demands this

    • @Lumindir
      @Lumindir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@talengekatenga9012 mukbangers

    • @natashascarlett8558
      @natashascarlett8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @harmonyquinn2557
    @harmonyquinn2557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It would be such a travesty for the world to ever lose Emmy. May she & her loved ones live to be 300 years old.

  • @Fallenfromgrace1990
    @Fallenfromgrace1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    Geoduck... proof mother nature has a sense of perverted humor.

    • @viviawaag863
      @viviawaag863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AannW Rootbeer I was just going to say that! 😂😂😂

    • @spareperky9537
      @spareperky9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *God

    • @wiwaxiasilver827
      @wiwaxiasilver827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It must be Mother Nature’s own... yeah I’ll stop there.

    • @cass7062
      @cass7062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You mean God

    • @wiwaxiasilver827
      @wiwaxiasilver827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Cass - people have different faiths, man.

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    Adult me: ah that's interesting! I wonder what it's like to eat??
    That one braincell: PEEPEE CLAM

    • @MommaOG
      @MommaOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @Xessa82
      @Xessa82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You literally copied someone elses comment and just changed a few words. I don't get what the point of commenting is if you aren't going to be original. Yea you may get a bunch of likes but they're likes that should be on the person that originally made the comment.

    • @arielx31
      @arielx31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Xessa82 calm down, comment police. Just because someone commented something similar doesn't mean they stole it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gthbxnny7378
      @gthbxnny7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Xessa82 bruh people like u can stfu 😂

    • @kinisha5021
      @kinisha5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me🤣🤣🤣

  • @theawkwardamateurpotato6134
    @theawkwardamateurpotato6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    This the closest thing to cannibalism without actually eating humans.

    • @HelloThere-bj9rw
      @HelloThere-bj9rw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I can’t eat this regardless my manhood won’t allow it

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      awkward potatoe i would literally rather eat a human than eat this.

    • @anotomestan9035
      @anotomestan9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@HelloThere-bj9rw i don't even need a manhood to not eat this thing

    • @ashleighcoffey8963
      @ashleighcoffey8963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@anotomestan9035 I agree..

    • @onetallpheeesh
      @onetallpheeesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That would be monkey or apes lol or even Pig.

  • @qwave1322
    @qwave1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Imagine seeing it on the menu and thinking “gooey duck”. Sounds delicious. Then the plate arrives. 😳

  • @kristenmanganello6082
    @kristenmanganello6082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    “Are you men out there cringing?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chopz5881
      @chopz5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Me.. especially when she bent the shaft

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @sakatagintoki944
      @sakatagintoki944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yes we are , this caused me physical pain

    • @zerjiozerjio
      @zerjiozerjio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean... She did perform a circumcision on that bivalve...

    • @kellybills2987
      @kellybills2987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When she sliced down the urethra yeah.

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    Let's hope she doesn't get
    CLAM-ydia.

    • @Cucababy5
      @Cucababy5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ,😂😂😂

    • @letitiajohnson2582
      @letitiajohnson2582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣

    • @toiletpaper5412
      @toiletpaper5412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Smh because I’m just trying not to act like a 9 year old
      Lord help me 🥴🤐

    • @ENJ4321
      @ENJ4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OK so, thanks for coming the door is right over there》》》>>>. DON'T call us, we'll call you. Hahahahaha

    • @jklubnik
      @jklubnik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣

  • @beachycat1007
    @beachycat1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    I don't consider myself a prude but that thing is disturbing as hell.

    • @amerie8919
      @amerie8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The stomach and all

    • @quietmadness1768
      @quietmadness1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I could be washed up on a deserted island and I’d still at least cook it before I 🤮. NO!

    • @MatarikiAzul
      @MatarikiAzul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ITS JUST NOT FOOD....

    • @TheeMademoiselle
      @TheeMademoiselle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I said the same thing to myself 😂

    • @Nihilstorm
      @Nihilstorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheeMademoiselle omg you're here too? I love your channel so much 💜

  • @applepie5150
    @applepie5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really appreciate how you always try new things witouth judgement and with just pure excitement. I have been following you since 2015 and I come back from time to time to check in and it really makes me happy to see how far you and your channel has come. I remeber back in 2015/2016 I was struggling with mental health and your positivity just always lifted my spirit, so thank you alot for that.

  • @kaitlincoulter3716
    @kaitlincoulter3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    Emmy: Doesn’t it looks like testes? Ok let’s go ahead and cut this off...
    My husband in the background: NOOoOOoOO Don’t cut it off!!!
    😂😂😂

    • @jamescameron149
      @jamescameron149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      As a man, this literally made me LOL. I did however wince when she cut down the length of the 'shaft' with a knife...

    • @bethanywillis5222
      @bethanywillis5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I can’t!!😂😂

    • @Boredchinchilla
      @Boredchinchilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And when she was discussing “blistering the shaft”....I have a feeling some male viewers skipped this one entirely lol

    • @aliahmukz
      @aliahmukz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @hoodtube2149
      @hoodtube2149 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao poor guy

  • @TheXenorra
    @TheXenorra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Does anybody else feel a sense of calm and peace watching Emmy during these chaotic times? I don't know, something about her personality really makes me feel at ease

    • @verycutest
      @verycutest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheXenorra I think her voice is very soothing too.

    • @Machturtle7491
      @Machturtle7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes especially when she sliced open the shaft

    • @ludwigvanbeethoven5176
      @ludwigvanbeethoven5176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      c l a m and peace*

    • @demondeowens150
      @demondeowens150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely. Eases my anxiety, really

  • @haruh.1443
    @haruh.1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I can’t believe how much Mother Nature is clowning us with this animal

  • @jeremyallen9624
    @jeremyallen9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Double entrante"
    Or in the words of Archer, "That means two things."
    Love your combination of professionalism with the subtle sense of humor.

  • @_macARONi_
    @_macARONi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2398

    Is it me or does the name "geoduck" sounds like a pokemon 😭

    • @vickyverse_
      @vickyverse_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Geodude 🙃

    • @qairii
      @qairii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      yes i thought like psyduck X geodude 😂

    • @myuchan7118
      @myuchan7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOUR PROFILE PIC OMGDUEHE

    • @May04bwu
      @May04bwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, geodude :)

    • @itsiwhatitsi
      @itsiwhatitsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      totally

  • @cachulistar
    @cachulistar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Are you kidding me that "geoduck" is not pronounced geo-duck? wtf

    • @p3dr0_o7
      @p3dr0_o7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      English is weird

    • @maryamthethird133
      @maryamthethird133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How is it pronounced then?

    • @makayla6956
      @makayla6956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@p3dr0_o7 it's not even english..

    • @pedrosegundo8109
      @pedrosegundo8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      English writing system is weird

    • @alidapham
      @alidapham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bizarre! Goo-y duck haha 🙈🙈🙈

  • @bacon81
    @bacon81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    “This stretches 2x it’s length” hmmm 🤔 Lol 😂

    • @natwest1971
      @natwest1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bacon Bits
      The 12 yr old in me was totally snickering.

    • @integrityrox8539
      @integrityrox8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's a grower, not a shower

    • @whereami2906
      @whereami2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@integrityrox8539 it's absolutely a shower though. That's at least 7 inches long soft 👀

  • @chahkraa
    @chahkraa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the elegance when she speaks, its feels like I'm listening to angels

  • @natwest1971
    @natwest1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    “I’ve eaten plenty of phallic things on this channel” LOL

  • @xXLunatikxXlul
    @xXLunatikxXlul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Hats off to Emmy, for always being respectful with the animals she prepares to consume, unlike one specific creator on here who tortures octopi.

  • @Rachael_Brielle
    @Rachael_Brielle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    “Hate to bend the shaft, but 🤷🏻‍♀️” 😂😂😂

    • @kiramajor1521
      @kiramajor1521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Favorite part 😂😂

    • @pfamilygal
      @pfamilygal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I read this right as she said that lmao

    • @chibiparadox
      @chibiparadox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      love the part where she sais "it goes all the way up"

    • @pfamilygal
      @pfamilygal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chibiparadox lmao

    • @eliothealien
      @eliothealien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jajajajajjaa 😂😂😂

  • @Deserthillbilly
    @Deserthillbilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching you cook and eat is such a peaceful, respectful experience. You have inspired me to broaden my culinary horizons.

  • @AndrewAce.
    @AndrewAce. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    "Geoduck"? Is that some sort of Pokemon?
    Is it Ground or Psychic?

    • @crazychristopher1989
      @crazychristopher1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It's probably Water and Rock.

    • @laneadams1303
      @laneadams1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I tht it was a Pokemon fr tho

    • @crazychristopher1989
      @crazychristopher1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You should see its final evolution Goleduck.

    • @PRDreams
      @PRDreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A water type that uses squirt gun

    • @rwiseart2269
      @rwiseart2269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lane Adams Golduck 😉

  • @AlannaFoxx
    @AlannaFoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3770

    Her: “it’s so sweet! So scrumptious! It tastes delicious!”
    Me: I’ll take your word for it sis 🙃😂

    • @alinaowo1141
      @alinaowo1141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sis , what kind of sweet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ichiban1141
      @ichiban1141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How sweet? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bethlanious4092
      @bethlanious4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alanna Foxx Come on... broaden ur horizons!! 😂

    • @iirxsemxry389
      @iirxsemxry389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alinaowo1141 lol

    • @alinaowo1141
      @alinaowo1141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iirxsemxry389 Lmfaoo 😂

  • @Petite_Bun
    @Petite_Bun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I'm a woman but when she cut that thing in half... I winced.

    • @cresdc8481
      @cresdc8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The virtual pain is just

    • @christinarenee9293
      @christinarenee9293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly 😭

    • @joanarodriguez8136
      @joanarodriguez8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @BOT-ww3vb
      @BOT-ww3vb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That means you have seen a lot 👁👄👁

    • @whippethacreem7299
      @whippethacreem7299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same... Somehow, despite the fact that im a female... I felt that...

  • @aimeek.crapps3032
    @aimeek.crapps3032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm starting to think she enjoyed playing with it more than eating it 😆 love her videos.

  • @jaleenafaye7955
    @jaleenafaye7955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    im native american, we have divers that get these all the time. the best way to eat this is smoked. we cut what we call the "NOSE" in to strips and smoke it like jerky. its amazing.

    • @lilithslove1173
      @lilithslove1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shit i aint ever tried it but that sounds fire

    • @codedresilience5239
      @codedresilience5239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes I’ve had it smoked too! So delish!

  • @danaijalittle7377
    @danaijalittle7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    She said “it’s so big it barely fits into the bowl” 😭 I need to grow up

    • @dragnfly138
      @dragnfly138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      We in the same class, lol

    • @gayfanta9254
      @gayfanta9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @benjaminoquinn4181
      @benjaminoquinn4181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Some ladies just have smaller bowls than others.

    • @danaijalittle7377
      @danaijalittle7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@benjaminoquinn4181 😂😂😂

    • @lindawilliams8288
      @lindawilliams8288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of me !!

  • @lollylove1107
    @lollylove1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    *this stretches at least two times it’s length*
    *and I’m going to be eating it raw*
    I hate myself for hearing that only!

    • @ashleymims3153
      @ashleymims3153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's what she said

    • @HIBOmusiclife
      @HIBOmusiclife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yall are so funny whahahha I just love how funny people are ahahahah

    • @CS-mn2yd
      @CS-mn2yd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂😂

    • @kissimora
      @kissimora 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kogo that sounding so sarcastic even tho I cant hear it 💀

    • @HIBOmusiclife
      @HIBOmusiclife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kissimora 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @3595147
    @3595147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Emmy, you're perfect. I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while... Your innocent delivery and the double entendre's were perfect.... Thanx, you made a good day better...

  • @helena2037
    @helena2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I'm from seattle and there are a lot of geoducks here so I just assumed everyone knew what they are. and then my friend moved here from arizona and was SO confused when we went to the market and saw some. my dad told me they used to be super common and cheap and would make the perfect clam chowder replacement because clams were more expensive. then people realized they could charge more for them, which may be one of the reasons it cost so much

    • @teridoster5840
      @teridoster5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mmm, geoduck chowder 😋 fond childhood memories

    • @AndreBellCopywriter
      @AndreBellCopywriter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Helena. I grew up and came of age in Federal Way/SeaTac area and we used to go clamming several times a year. I can't believe we ate for free (excluding transportation and clamming 'guns' cost) what she just paid $80 for just one. I guess it's true. Kids don't appreciate what they have till they no longer have it. I live in California (40yrs). No more clamming. Man, if I could only turn back time for a day.

    • @Tsubakiee
      @Tsubakiee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched a documentary about them a couple years back and was surprised to learn how much they are smuggled.

    • @teridoster5840
      @teridoster5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AndreBellCopywriter haha, yes we were spoiled as kids and never realized it, lol. I grew up in Shoreline and we'd go clamming all the time as well

  • @grantyhaus
    @grantyhaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    i really appreciate how respectful you were while filming this video! all the information about the animal was very helpful while watching. thank you (:

  • @diana-ox5ty
    @diana-ox5ty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    me : “that’s so gross”
    also me: *clicks in video anyway*

  • @Rara-pr9wg
    @Rara-pr9wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She's so real I love ppl like her

  • @LadywatchingByrd
    @LadywatchingByrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    You must have some sort of communications degree or an English degree or something because the way you describe everything and how do you speak is just so delightful, comforting and engaging. I can understand why your channel is as popular as it is. Emmy, you are delight and I hope your family cherishes you as much as they should

    • @SunshineRacette
      @SunshineRacette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed! I follow her on FB and tictock

    • @monkeybone129
      @monkeybone129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I believe she used to be a teacher

    • @Kaerikillington
      @Kaerikillington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      She needs her own tv show ...like I know this yt show is already like having a show, but I feel like if she had an actual tv cooking/talkshow like idk Rachel Ray? It would probably do wonders for her pocketbook, her family, her life in general and I just know even ppl who weren't familiar w her yt channel would just love her ...not saying she doesn't have a good life already I'm sure it's amazing. But if anybody deserves to be a famous tv host that everybody loves iit's Emmy lol

    • @monkeybone129
      @monkeybone129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kaerikillington I would watch the shit out of that

    • @mrseye7728
      @mrseye7728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can listen to her all day! She needs her own show!

  • @BMarie774
    @BMarie774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I remember a family friend of ours having these. He came over holding it to my brother and was like “see here, son, this is what happens when you swim naked! A clam can grabbed your thang and you’ve got a clam stuck to yah!” My brother took this quite literally. He was terrified of swimming.

    • @Jivi_Galaxy
      @Jivi_Galaxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣omg

    • @atin7151
      @atin7151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ssip7339
      @ssip7339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg 😂

  • @scottstephens6008
    @scottstephens6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    Who looked at that thing and said "I'm going to eat that" lol

    • @Orchidlettux
      @Orchidlettux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Scott Stephens
      It was a desperate time.. and so they were desperate for uhh.. things.

    • @kevinbee4544
      @kevinbee4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      The first time I heard geoduck I thought it was a pokemon

    • @fasiapulekaufusi6632
      @fasiapulekaufusi6632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Long time ago a starving man on a Island.... hahahaha

    • @racheltaylor8975
      @racheltaylor8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel that way about living shrimp 🍤 lol

    • @AD-sn5en
      @AD-sn5en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I feel that way about animals in general lol

  • @stoatku
    @stoatku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was trying to keep it together until testy's part. You crack me up Emmy.

  • @LovelyGirl-gv5ue
    @LovelyGirl-gv5ue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Out of anyone I’ve seen eat this “delicacy “ 🥴 she’s the only one I can take seriously lol love Emmy

  • @kzl120
    @kzl120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    "It's so big it barely fits in the bowl"
    12 y/o me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! 🤣

    • @superash4u578
      @superash4u578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😭😭😭but why would u put your thang in a bowl

    • @andrearamirez9924
      @andrearamirez9924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm 34 years old. As soon as she said that, I yelled EXACTLY what 12 y/o you said 😄 and then every chance I saw I yelled it again 🤣

    • @jadrobe3492
      @jadrobe3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as someone who is about to turn 18 in a few months I second this! lmaoo

    • @eliza2139
      @eliza2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@superash4u578 😭😭😭 im dying

    • @superash4u578
      @superash4u578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eliza2139 😂😂😂

  • @DaniIsAQueencute
    @DaniIsAQueencute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    this looks inappropriate. I feel like I’m interrupting something.

  • @foxchalker8446
    @foxchalker8446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've grown up in Seattle and never tried a geoduck! I've seen them on the beach, and I knew you could eat them but just never really considered it. This definitely has me interested to try it! Thanks for the inspiration and for supporting a small business!

    • @petemartell677
      @petemartell677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theyre fun to run on and get splashed.

  • @flame4555
    @flame4555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    when i say i RAN to the comments 😭

  • @spiritussancto
    @spiritussancto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    How hungry was the first person who looked at that thing and thought dinner?

  • @logan9305
    @logan9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    The fact that she knows how to dice that thing up like she does keeps her husband from acting up

    • @unknownsauce69
      @unknownsauce69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Act up you can get snatched up

    • @elitekanji3794
      @elitekanji3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      unknown alias lmao

    • @RoyCoof
      @RoyCoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@unknownsauce69 "Dirty ass nails, baby girl, you need to back up." 💅🏼

    • @ih3artgh0stf4ce
      @ih3artgh0stf4ce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BYEEEE

    • @ealuza3309
      @ealuza3309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Periodtt

  • @thandilekho9859
    @thandilekho9859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "An that was the tip of the syphon"
    "Once you get the base of the shaft it's not that hard"
    Me: she's talking about geoduck get it together, damn
    😂😂😂 The comments aren't even helping

  • @cameornwise5276
    @cameornwise5276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I just watched a woman circumcise a geoduck
    Lmao how did this get so popular

    • @phonkey
      @phonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's a botched circumcision. You're not supposed to cut along the base like that.

    • @l4d2_ellis20
      @l4d2_ellis20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *womAn

    • @itxcrystalol
      @itxcrystalol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Someone’s ex is watching this rn and getting ideas I swear-

    • @annettefournier9655
      @annettefournier9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a degloving not a circumcision.

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you that GEOCOCK!!!!!!! mlg 360 no scope

  • @clay-r15
    @clay-r15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    ''Is that a Geoduck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me'' Mike Rowe

  • @waltz0153
    @waltz0153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Emmy is probably the only person who can do double entendres without being awkward due to how good-natured she is

  • @Pfrazier43
    @Pfrazier43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Our family vacation, (we've always lived around the Seattle area,) was to go the beach during the lowest tides of the year. There was 6 of us so we were allowed 18 Oysters, 3 Geoduck, apiece per day plus Cockels and then the steamers we dug. So, we would grab the Ice Cheasts and head for the beach We got enough shellfish to last our family for a year during those vacation, plus what we consumed on the beach.
    You are right, it was the best of family times. My youngest still agrees and he turned 55 just today.
    We once found a Geodock which weighed 5 pounds. It was where a stream of water ran over it at low tide and no one could see it squirt like the other ones. It looks like someone turned on a garden hose in the sand rather than a squirt. It was also hard to see the neck because it was next to a bunch of pebbles that camouflaged it. I often wondered how old this one was.
    We have a special shovel for digging Razor clams. It is called a Clam Gun. We used to tell the tourists that we had to shoot the Geoducks with it. They believed it. Was fun to watch their reaction.
    Strange, how Geoducks hang around on the West coast but particularly the Puget Sound area of Washington State. We have all kinds of clams, Oysters, Crab, not to mention the Salmon, Cod Fish. We are blessed.
    Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

    • @emmymade
      @emmymade  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a grand ol' time. 🧡

  • @ashyanimator3840
    @ashyanimator3840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

    Me: ewwww it looks a long finger
    The comments: *pp*

    • @AlfordTj
      @AlfordTj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      XD I can't

    • @luochai
      @luochai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Me: that's a weird looking duck

    • @kzpylj7729
      @kzpylj7729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah totally. A finger

    • @alyssaho5822
      @alyssaho5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *pp*

    • @DH-gq7bm
      @DH-gq7bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Pp funny hehe" is all I see

  • @twentyfivehourpharmacy6348
    @twentyfivehourpharmacy6348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Ya’ll in the comment section are childish as hell and well, me too

  • @Linuxdirk
    @Linuxdirk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    geoduck: lives for over 100 yeas in the ocean
    humans: "let's rip it apart and eat it raw"

  • @lisavento7474
    @lisavento7474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we hunt these EVERY NOVEMBER for the past 17 years, fry up coated in potato starch! tender inside...yum.

  • @eline7688
    @eline7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    This thing: *exist*
    Literally everyone: *PP*

    • @basicallyellie
      @basicallyellie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michelle Creamer-Kinch there’s 690 and I’m about to make it 691

    • @mineyb5638
      @mineyb5638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@basicallyellie i made it 692 😎

    • @basicallyellie
      @basicallyellie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mineyb5638 😎

  • @mikamay9701
    @mikamay9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    Imagine seeing that sticking out of sand 😳

  • @Me-mb1ex
    @Me-mb1ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I usually see people doing mukbangs just biting into it while it’s alive...imagine living 140 years just to be killed in a mukbang.😭

    • @caylabrown5550
      @caylabrown5550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sanbika it’s probably not alive lol

    • @Lady_Jay42
      @Lady_Jay42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's why I could never eat one... Besides also hating seafood and raw fish...

    • @mushy470
      @mushy470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes it's obviously so much better to eat younger animals. The meat you eat comes from animals under 6 months so they are actually still babies when they are killed.

    • @DaniJHollis
      @DaniJHollis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean that's not how we're gonna go? That's my plan.

    • @ranstra12
      @ranstra12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caylabrown5550 it was until they ate it... :(

  • @jackread9316
    @jackread9316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was on a business trip to Malaysia and our hosts took us to a seafood restaurant where we were each asked to pick our own geoduck from a big fish tank. This led to some obvious and hilarious conversation. I enjoy your videos, and this one was one of the most entertaining!!! :)