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  • @theubie
    @theubie 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    Am I the only one who expected the message to be "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"...

    • @DeathclawJedi
      @DeathclawJedi 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was thinking it was that do you own your home would you like a free estimate on new window instillation?

  • @tarrantwolf
    @tarrantwolf 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    We told them, kitties are not food. They didn't listen, so the crusade began.

    • @luzifershadres
      @luzifershadres 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      The chinese farmer that told them they could eat them: "Woopsy"

    • @RodneyG669
      @RodneyG669 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      There's a story about aliens attacking Earth and some of them eating puppies and broadcasting it to the humans. It didn't end well for the aliens....

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    What on Earth could possibly piss off all of humanity that much over thousands of generations?
    Did the Assembly give The Acolyte 10/10?

  • @zerospace101
    @zerospace101 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    So it was 40K among millions of galaxies lol

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Things just don't add up in this story.
    Why was humanity so pissed?
    How did they maintain it across 40k years?
    How did they maintain being pissed and unified, while making a civilisation covering millions of galaxies?

    • @angryasian7132
      @angryasian7132 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      This story likely takes place in the warhammer 40k universe in which humans through religious zealotry embark on a quest to exterminate all xenos.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@angryasian7132 The problem is the Imperium of Man can barely hold onto its own holdings because of the combination of orks, nekrons, tyranids, and Chaos. The Imperium is in no shape to go chasing off to other galaxies even assuming their tech would allow flying that far from the Astronomicon. So I doubt its the Imperium.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Humans have the attention spans of goldfish. Keeping us on task for a few years is a chore. This is bloody impossible. I think the key is how the xenos commanders reacted to the humans. I can think of one force that could have that effect while uniting humanity under its banner. I'm not saying its Cthulhu, but, its Cthulhu.

    • @angryasian7132
      @angryasian7132 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Wastelandman7000 The story was never meant to take place in that universe. The only similarity is 40k years and xeno extermination. We don't know anything else like why the humans are exterminating alien races. What the condition of their society is. Maybe it's like starship troopers and their government needs to constantly be at war to maintain power so they produce endless anti-xeno propaganda.

    • @GyorBox
      @GyorBox 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The whole "Xenos are the bad guy" propaganda, most likely..

  • @MrLeskulls
    @MrLeskulls 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Who let the Black Templars out of the fortress monastery?

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    WOW! I was hoping the author would tell us what happened to "really, really piss off" humanity. Maybe some alien insurance company decided to not pay a human after their starship was crashed into by another starship (and they couldn't buff out the dent)! LOL!!!

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Global psychic transmission: Hello Urth, we'd like to talk to you about your starships extended warranty.

    • @GingerDog207
      @GingerDog207 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Due to the many repeated phrases, I'm thinking this may have been AI written... so not the same imaginative attention to details we normally enjoy on this channel...

    • @cletusmartin4628
      @cletusmartin4628 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      one word: Yiff

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He did tell us what happened. They Efaron, den find out.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Agro, while most of us don't mind first chapters, stand alone stories need more detail as to the what, why and how.

  • @danijelandroid
    @danijelandroid 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    My first thought was that the people who were fleeing were humans themselves. Might still be true.😅

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I'm not saying its Cthulhu, but, its Cthulhu.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Sorry, but this needs some background info as to WHY humanity would go on the warpath with every other species and continue to do so for so long. Also, some info on what caused the breakdown in the command structures of the aliens is needed as well. Pure physical military superiority, disease(s), environmental factor(s), a psychic factor or some combination is need as well. It's hard to judge the story without knowing more.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I wonder how good human medics are at keeping aliens alive during interrogation.

    • @davidhytha9828
      @davidhytha9828 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@robertstoneking7916 Overall tame idea. Using children as body armor or making skin parer(yes i am reading Overlord) is not on same level as cutting fingers from captured soldiers/ civilians. I would like to know how they managed to be so psychotic to warrant such reaction from best army in universe....

  • @Tiewaz
    @Tiewaz 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Honestly, not really a fan of this one. The real world is dark enough. I like my science fantasy to be a bit more positive.

    • @jefftitterington7600
      @jefftitterington7600 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I get you. It's certainly dark, to the point of despairing of human nature. Such realism isn't a light read / listen but is well done. OTOH, I grew up reading post-apocalyptic science fiction so this darkness is familiar to me.
      I have high hopes for what we might become, but gloom for what we're likely to become.

    • @christianstamm94
      @christianstamm94 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@jefftitterington7600 wouldn't really call it realism with how have all sorts of groups that tend to try to protect and preserve animals and other thing.

    • @jefftitterington7600
      @jefftitterington7600 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@christianstamm94 those people give me some hope. But many, many centuries of war and genocide tend the opposite way. To counterbalance my pessimism, we tend not to have the endurance for such prolonged hatred of all others.

    • @xgentis
      @xgentis 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I liked it, the overly positive of some of the HFY stories sometime are super cringe, so a bit of darkness was very welcome change.

    • @mashadarii
      @mashadarii 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@jefftitterington7600 In an infinite universe that is enough room for all of your ideas of what humanity could be, good and bad, to exist all at the same time.

  • @kamenwaticlients
    @kamenwaticlients 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Hey what can I say 🤷🏿‍♂️
    Sometimes you are filtered and Sometimes you are "The Great Filter"
    ☠️🌍💀🌎💀🌏☠️

  • @xessq1
    @xessq1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    oh well... damn, someone done peed in their wheaties that morning

  • @xgentis
    @xgentis 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I liked it, it's refreshing to have some darker story.

  • @valashar5313
    @valashar5313 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So many people hung up on 'why humans so pissed for so long' when the very nature of what was happening to the opposing forces as well as the nature of that final message in the story should make it very clear: They weren't pissed off. They were post eldritch awakening.

  • @snake57
    @snake57 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    We are space orcs after all.

  • @tonyliu6721
    @tonyliu6721 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    I'm very confused on what just happened.

    • @cletusmartin4628
      @cletusmartin4628 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I might suggest you watch Furry Force 5 for a reference point why the mental trauma hit so hard.

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I kept zoning out. The repeating phrases of suicide this and suicide that wasn't helping.
      So I scrolled down to see others were confused too and decided to stop listening.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @klackon1
    @klackon1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I don't think the author gave much thought to the scale of this story. Far too many galaxies and inhabitants. The distances that would have to be travelled, coupled with the actual time span make it a rather ridiculous tale.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    HFY/HASO no doubt. Scary and frightening these Humans are. But what started the war? Why were doing that? What gift did we leave that drove so many mad? Too many questions, no answers.

  • @numbnutz9398
    @numbnutz9398 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Not sure if the author has a grasp of the scale of space and times with this story. And why were humans exterminators. Weird.

  • @techristopher8077
    @techristopher8077 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    A Wowsome delivery of a chilling tale

  • @carminedesanto6746
    @carminedesanto6746 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Holding a grudge against everyone 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @chadrowin2956
    @chadrowin2956 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    TALES OF THE TERRAN EMPIRE!!
    (Star Trek mirror universe)

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @BristiJahan-o8k
    @BristiJahan-o8k 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Irwin Viaduct

  • @EricTheKei
    @EricTheKei 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hu-MAN-i-ty!...Oh, F***no! O_O

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    😮😮😮😮😮

  • @macshadow1150
    @macshadow1150 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Honestly I belive with this one the author lack understanding of scale. Milion of galaxies? Traveling trough galaxy would take a lot of time, and void between galaxies far larger than galaxies themselves. Then with humanity with absurd level of fanatical purification, which would make Imperium from 40k look civilized and peacefull in comparission. Unless they were under influence of hivemind or some evil god which purged their, well, whole humanity, this strange crusade doesnt make any sense. If they were robots who for example wanted avenge their creators, that would make much more sense

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1st, 1 September 2024

  • @JimmyNumbers-q2g
    @JimmyNumbers-q2g 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hansen Squares

  • @jeffhall4228
    @jeffhall4228 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    All hail the squirrel, lets make the algorithm his lady, friend, buddy, oops, his person of non discrpt gender😮😅😊

  • @manwiththeplan300
    @manwiththeplan300 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The only way that this could ever happen in real life is if the alien's never experienced all the things we experienced And there's still somehow technological superior about somehow still stuck in their dark ages.Or caveman ages or hit their version of hitler won the war and Concord the planet.🤔😅😡.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I can only think of one explanation for this. Cthulhu. The commanders committing suicide is very Lovecraft.

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Like 172
    🇨🇦😎👍

  • @thomasmolloy5447
    @thomasmolloy5447 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Ok, i love the channel, but this story was crap.

  • @WorldArchivist
    @WorldArchivist 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Damn, I'd like to know what happened.

    • @zerospace101
      @zerospace101 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Probably cracked the planet apart and moved on

  • @TheOrignalNone
    @TheOrignalNone 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🤙👊

  • @terrieterblans7027
    @terrieterblans7027 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    meh

  • @AdelaideXanthe-r1b
    @AdelaideXanthe-r1b 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cremin Dale

  • @illesizs
    @illesizs 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    HFyou

  • @gordonhardwick9552
    @gordonhardwick9552 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Comment for algorithm and beard

  • @AlcottAthena-f9x
    @AlcottAthena-f9x 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kaya Land

  • @skin1313
    @skin1313 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well that author is misanthropic. Humanity would have to be in a very very dark place for this. Possibly the worst I've heard squirrel, at least tell us what pissed us off so much

  • @russellgilson3536
    @russellgilson3536 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For the al gor3 ithum

  • @RichardsNickname
    @RichardsNickname 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    you need better stories i would rather no stories than bad ones

    • @WorldArchivist
      @WorldArchivist 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      What's "better" is up for interpretation. Besides, he's just the narrator.

    • @Marcus_Postma
      @Marcus_Postma 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He chooses his stories based on how many people like the original, and then reaches out to the author. So if you think it's bad that's your opinion, but many people originally liked the story enough to vote for it. Personally I don't think it's a bad story, not that good either, ultimately I think this one will be somewhat forgettable.

    • @GingerDog207
      @GingerDog207 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This one feels very AI generated to me. Lots of repetitious phrases, lack of plot details... Still love the Narration though!!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice