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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- Chris and Tom bite off a little more than they can chew.
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Featuring Chris 'Crabstickz' Kendall ( / crabstickz )
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
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Chris: *slaps Tom with the gentlest and tenderest of pats*
Tom: *u n b e l i e v a b l e*
lol
*bites Chris because of it
this is so so so true i like the comment
I normally hate comments like this because they just say things that happened in the video, but you get a free pass for the way you worded it (:
*G Ä S P*
“A guys got to eat.”
“I don’t think you do, Tom.”
“That hurts, Chris.”
**Shrug**
Do I see a fellow killjoy???
Definitely Dre ahhhhhh
“Chris, you’ve been bitten. You’re gonna turn into a zombie.”
I love your profile picture
I still can't get over the bit, where is zooms on his face and he says "I'm very alone"
Me neither. It's hilarious!
ikr
1:26
Same
ikr 😂
imagine being a zombie vampire werewolf Tom.
the options for a diet you'd have.
pizza, brains, flesh, raw meat, blood, *_options_*
@@bookswithbek2702 nah probably only vegetables
@@time_keeper643 yeah but breaking into hospitals is time consuming
@@anidiot1012 well you can always bite the pizza guy so they can give you pizza for free
Tom, Diet, pick one.
loved this
+Kieran Kennedy this video was sponsored?!
OMG TIM H LOVES THIS?! WOW
+Tim H OMG, are you mr. tim hortons!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? GIVE ME FREE TIMBITS!!!!!!!!!!!
HM HM GOOD ON YAAAAAA
+Tim H Current Edd (voice actor only) loved this. Everything is complete.
ugh I hate ridiculous plugs...
I'm leaving right *NOW TV™*
+Hutts Gaming Channel oh my god
*SO MUCH FUCKING APPLAUSE*
Get out. ™
+Hutts Gaming Channel That joke was so fucking unfunny i can't i hate what the youtube comments
have become NOW TV™
***** Oh, my God... That joke was so corny... I'm reporting you right NOW TV™
...Sorry, I'm a hypocrite.
Moral of the story:
You are what eats you
Hehehehe genius
U mean if I eat a burger it will turn into me? XD
*You are what you eat
Puppet Player watch the damn video
if a furry bites me. will i be a furry??!!!! WHERE'S THE CURE!!!
2:03 This “The Fly” reboot is looking good.
I'd like to see a movie on this, maybe "The Tomska Bundle" in Tf2
You mean the mosquito
@@Rubygillmanfanatic34no
“Einstein was smart Chris and he’s dead.”
Tom is the fucking Shakespeare of our time!!
But Shakespeare's died too
@@chefingjaymising English teachers: I m p o s s I b l e
Did you know that everyone who has drank water and/or breathed oxygen has died too!!!!
@@soulsurvivor2706 and everybody who didnt have either of those died to
AAAAAAAH WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
@@DudermanJensonHaeger oh my god, you’re right, AHHHH
"I'll have noBODY to go with."
"Seriously?"
"I'm very alone".
I died laughing
Watch it with subtitles,
Jamie Fisher XD thank you
The zoom made me cry.
You're a ghost now.
Hehe
"Died laughing"
Chris gets bitten by Tom
Chris: Tom why!?
Tom: guy's gotta eat
Isaac Peters this is beautiful
Chris: I don't think you do
Tom: That hurts Chris
Tom:That hurts,Chris
the true blood channel the first read more trick I fell for ;-;
Isaac Peters GENIOUS
Tom’s skits are like a fine wine, I slurp them down then cry for hours.
criminally underrated comment lmao
Tom's skits are like fine wine, they age beautifully and I'd never get tired binge watching them
That’s what I’m doing currently
Vallery Margin I love bing watching wine
Same
You watch wine?
Ikr
Couldn't Chris just bite himself to turn to his original form
+Ninja x Inferno Hmm... I have not thought of it that way...
well technically after the vampire was killed, he would of been fine..
Then he would become a person transforming into a zombie
And there comes the genius
Shhhh he's not smart
-The slappiest of slaps-
*UNBELIEVABLE*
thats why is slap comedy
The ghost part is funnier when you remember he had a gun
@aesthetic_rose beg breyn gremmer*
_trashy_ _markimoo_ omg
*(Swishy swishy fist fist)*
“Where’s the bite mark?” “In the hole”
"Where's the funny?"
"In the hole."
Lmao King Quackity, I don't know if you know but your comment can be understood differently XDD
Hole reference
every video
and its never old
Lol
Friend: why is it called a mosquito bite if it doesn't have teeth?
Me: You want us to call it a mosquito suck?
OfunYH THIS COMMENT DESERVES MORE LIKES OH MY GOD
Mosquito *SUCC*
Mosquitos do suck
Stupid mosquito sucks giving people malaria
*s u cc*
"alien"
"is he here legally"
Donald Trumps all over the world are proud of you Tom
+Tumtumi It is. Cuz you can't say enuogh "but"s to bread
+Zoie Gal Everybody should be proud of that sentence. If you're not legal, you're going back.
I love how stupid Theresa May had been lately.
"All of these people, nobody should have let them in the country."
Ah, if only the person in the highest position of power in the matter had intervened... Well shit.
Also, "I won't let any immigrants in for 1000 years".
This is truly terrible- TM intends on staying in power for an entire millennium.
Well, what if it's the extra terrestrial's solar system and we're the ones illegally occupying this planet!?
+Henrik “TSCTH” Rohde We evolved on this God damn planet. If they're going to sue us for that, I'm taking this matter to court.
ELLIOT YOUR ™ PRIVILEGES ARE SUSPENDED™
+LilDeuceDeuce YOU™ CAN'T™ STOP™ ME™ YOU'RE™ NOT™ THE™ LAW™ TODD™
+ElliotExplicit I may not be The Law™, but if you make me mad I'll go into a Firenzi
+LilDeuceDeuce That joke was Unstoppable™
+ElliotExplicit I forgot to trademark the "You're going to turn into a zombie" line that was repeated multiple times throughout this video sketch, scrub.
+LilDeuceDeuce Oh's that Funny™.
“What am I gonna do”
“Your gonna turn into a zombie”
“I know what am I gonna do”
“Your gonna turn into a zombie”
(SLAP 👋🏻!)
“Unbelievable”
you mean the gentlest of slaps
What am I gonna do about it?
@Hayden Hansen about it
I know but what am I gonna do
@@shadowninja7711 you're gonna turn into a zombie.
**watches without captions on**
**Watches again with captions**
(seriously, if you havent watched this video with captions DO IT!)
+LillyLovesThings Thank you friend. Thank you. Because I read your post and re watched with the captions, I was privy to an amazing thing.
+LillyLovesThings Man, those captions™ were priceless!
+LillyLovesThings Thank you !Realy Thank you :3
+LillyLovesThings Ahahahaahahah that was great :D
Does anyone know if he's done that on any other vids?
+Canis Lupus yeah he's done it on quite a few
"A guy's gotta eat"
"I dont think you do Tom.."
Savage CrabStickz
+AkipaLP Making the fat jokes so we don't have too. Damn I love Tomska.
+AkipaLP hahaha best part
+Red_hawk "Quote from your comment to get me likes"
+AkipaLP Ha Ha, fat joke!
TomSka: The only person who can make sponsored videos entertaining.
What about jacksfilms?!!?!?
W8 nvrmind ur right
Ikr
+R3D GameGrumps? At least, I dont mind em!
FilmRiot ;)
+warnado kasper key word "entertaining".
Plus this didn't even feel like it's a sponsored video.
Chris: “What am I gonna do?”
Tom: “You’re gonna turn into a zombie”
Chris: “I know, what am I gonna do?”
Tom: “you’re gonna turn into zombie”
*the slappiest of slaps*
Tom: UNBELIEVABLE
The way he said “Tom why?” Made me laugh for a while
E
@@axethannanth E
It’s also great how it super zooms in on Chris’s face when he says why
this is my favourite i LOVED this
me too jack ,me to
welcome to the club, jack. ;)
+JackHoward Hell yeah!
+JackHoward because it had two Toms?
You are my favorite and I love you. In a completely innocent and respectful way.
"Einstein was smart, and he's dead!" My favourite joke, ever.
I never thought of it that way...
“What am I gonna do”
“Your gonna turn into a zombie”
“I know what am I gonna do?”
“Your gonna turn into a zombie”
Slap
*unbelievable*
We know. We all saw the video.
@@crackaby7075 chill dude their just saying the part they like
@@crackaby7075damn bro he turned into a zombie
@@crackaby7075how about you make like your mother when she saw you and shut the hell up and cry for hours
TomSka has the best captions of all time.
+Echo Gillette BITEY BITEY
We need a gif from 0:47-0:48 with a caption that says WHY!
Hey echo i watch your videos you are Awesome I love YOU and your stories💙💚💛💜👊
ps: girl not gay ;-)
ECHOOO
+Echo Gillette (the slappiest of slaps)
1:26 “I’m very alone” best line in the whole vid
(1:34) second best line, also the most Racist line
No, 0:35 “(slow slap) Unbeatable” is.
@@toprawman100 *unbelievable*
And it’s relatable.
1:57
The slappiest of slaps
Unbelievable
Don't be slapist about it
this man is the best skit creator, probably, ever on youtube.
THE CAPTIONS GIVE ME LIFE OMFG
|-/
+Shaila Murthy Thanks for commenting this, i watched it again with the captions on and they're fantastic!
Funny
(TOMMY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER STRIKES AGAIN! ™)
That part always gets me!!!! 😄
koopa supremo oh my god yeah same
*i ' m v e r y a l o n e*
Yes you are
No body?
yeah me too
*n o i a m*
Everyone is alone meaning we are not alone because we are alone
Moral of the story:
If something bites you, Bite them back
You’d just switch bodies
If a snake bites you and you bite it back and nothing happens,that's kinky.
lol so if my cat bites me, bites him back
@@roro7794 you'll both be nekos that way (basically a human with cat ears and a cat tail)
@@Stbstbstbstbst what they said is also a joke.
You realise when Tom offered to turn Chris into a ghost he would have shot him
i m v e r y a l o n e
s a m e
GalaxyFox 71 u n b e l e i v a b l e
)":
fite me
Toast Crabstickz Looks like A Younger version of Justin Bieber
1:20 "But the prom is tomorrow and Ill have _nobody_ to go with"
...seriously?
*"Im very alone"*
your mom is gay
@@aziizartt not all family like u
1:21
AZOZ *N o U & P l u s 4*
@@aziizartt *Uno reverse card.*
Tom: "A guys got to eat"
Chris: "I don't think you do, Tom"
Tom: "..that hurts Chris..
DEADDDDD 😂😂
Explain please I dont get it
@ShaunDaBomb 16 I understood that but why did he say I dont think you do if hes fat?
@crybabypewker oh
You mean undead?
oh no, you're gonna turn into a zombie.
1:56 When one of your heroes contracts the Crimson Curse in Darkest Dungeon
"Hyper-intelligent horse-person?"
"I don't love it."
I LOVE IT!!!!!
Casey Wellington *asdf movie flashbacks*
@@blackveilkade XD
Just get him to bite himself... problem solved
lou XD
Oh yeah l never thought of that
What are you? A stupid? Being double of yourself is not fun! Being to of you is almost deadly boring!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT OF THAT
But if bites himself he'll still be a zombie cos he's already been bitten by a zombie
0:45 I love the zoom in and just "Tom Why!?" It's my favorite part besties the "I'm very alone" my two most favorite parts
Yes
You're... a mosquito
@@sriruparoy4946 🦟
Guys its canon that Tom is a different species
He's some form of deity
"this time extra spoopy"
"distant erotic scream"
Shit it's not fine
0_o
I love how this is sponsored, but yet it doesn't cram the damn sponsor down our throats... nice work Tom!
+jon3s115 He has to, otherwise it's illegal XD Sponsored videos have to make it very clear that they're sponsored.
+Mandamelon Dodo your an idiot
+ElliotGowan OOOOOHHHH BURN 10/10 IGN OOH BABY A TRIPLE HUNDREDOUTTAHUNDRED
+Mandamelon Dodo You didnt get what he said... Read it again...
Yeah, Tom is the best at sponsored videos
This is a sponsored video done right, unlike the Smosh video that came out a couple weeks ago. I had to stop while Ian was watching the tv commercial. I couldn't handle the cringe.
+Lukey Pooky What video?
Jigglypuff I assume it was Time Travelling Pickup Master.
Every other video: Tom is kinda a jerk
Chris: Ahhh Tom why
Zombies. Vampires. Werewolves. Ghosts. Mummies. Witches. Aliens. This video includes all of the best things.
-A,x
Don't forget the hyper intelligent horse people XD
+Lucy Anderson of course. Of course
no, it didn't include pigs
+Mandeville Sisters But no spoopy skeletons :(
Dont forget tom
Chris: Zombie, werewolf, vampire human
Tom: mosquito
Tom is more dangerous
I’d have liked but this comment is at 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin it.
"Unbelievable"
Sophie Purple smak
le slap
Chris: hey Tom where did my original face go
Tom: *In the hole*
*dramatic music*
"Guys gotta eat"
" I don't think you do, Tom"
"....that hurts, Chris."
GUYS
WE'VE ALL BEEN BITTEN BY MOSQUITOS
WE'RE DOOMED
No, we're mosquitos
DOOMED!
Don't worry I bit myself I will just stay the same
Wait a second...I just got bit by a sentient potato
Oh shit....
"Squeaky noise, no I'm not kidding"
"the sound of an old school modem, I'm kidding its silent"
"(shit its not fine)"
I just want to know who writes those
he turned into tom
cozi cosimini You're gonna turn into a zombie.
“I know, what am I gonna do?”
“You’re gonna turn into a zombie..”
“I know.. what am I gonna do?…”
*”You’re gonna turn into a zombie”*
*Soft slap*
" *_Unbelievable_* "
"Einstein was smart, Chris and he's dead."
Huh, I never thought of it that way.
TOMMM WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
You're gonna turn into a zombie.
stickmandaninacan I know what am I Gonna do
***** I know what am I gonna do?
*slow slap*
stickmandaninacan unbeliveable
* turns on subtitles *
1 second in:
"Swishy swish fisty fist"
I can never get over how absolutely perfect Tom's captions are.
the closed captioning is so funny when Chris slaps Tom it goes '(the slappiest of slaps)' 😂😂😂
OMG wait the subtitles when he says "I'm sure it'll be fine" and then he turns into a mosquito the captions go '(AH SHIT ITS NOT FINE)' I'm fucking dying 😂😂
+Tehya H honestly I'm dead
+Harry Styles Got no jams either
Because you agot turned into a zombie?
+einekartoffel
ayyyyyyyy👉👉👉👉
HA ha ha HA ha HA
+doddleoddle
Hi.
+doddleoddle I LOVE YOU SM DODIE
Every video i watch your commenting on awesome to see we have the same interests in humans i even saw you on a bee keeping video i watched earlier....
Good Halloween Episode
Tom certainly bit off more than he could chew.
Badum tsh
Hehehehe punny
+Leighton Gore This joke TOTALLY wasn't in the description.
I just thought about it, and... Tom being out of shape makes me way happier with my body. Seeing someone with a physique similar to mine being cool and funny, and honestly someone I really look up to and respect for his intelligence and amazing skills as a director, it all makes me believe more that I can be like that as well, that I can be cool and funny and just a great guy in general.
I know this is kind of selfish considering I don't really know how YOU feel about your body, but in all honesty, from the bottom of my heart, thank you very much for being a great inspiration for me, Tom. ❤️
that's my kind of ad
tom is always good with adds
#spoopy
Machin
hahah you are a genius
...
+Vittorio Fabi u dont approve ?
no einstein was a genius and hes dead xD
+marcello ascani Sei un brutto signore
+marcello ascani cosa ci fai qui?
2:03 if that's what actually happened when u got bitten by a mosquito I woudent be going outside.
of my closet.
+Diandro Saintable you already aren't
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
+One person at random 🌵
no reason to hide your sexuality due to a mosquito
Wild4lon What does that even mean. I'm talking mosquito apocalypse
0:54 think about it!
*slightly swipes face*
Unbelievable
"Chris, you've been bitten. You're gonna turn into a zombie."
"I know, what am i going to do?"
"You're gonna turn into a Zombie."
"I KNOW, What am i going to do?"
"You're gonna turn into a zombie."
*slaps extremely weirdly*
"Unbelieveable."
I too, watched the video
"What am I gonna do?""You're gonna turn into a zombie"
Just died laughing
“Thanks Tom, I wish more people were like you!”
*And so that’s when the Tombie apocalypse started. Only few survivors remained. Apparently they could handle the undead, but not a TH-camr that makes skits for a living.*
What if we're all were-mosquito people but we're camouflaged to look human to prevent global panic?
+witsrsly Go away Jaden Smith
+witsrsly Just don't overthink it.
THEYRE ON TO US
why global panic if we're all zombies.
+Brandon Dextre *mosquitos
0:35
Greatest Bitch-Slap in all of mankind.
*unbelievable…*
@@TheactualWhistlebro why did you comment this after 8 years
@@Appleytheapple what’s wrong with it?
@@TheactualWhistle it's just weird commenting on a old comment
@@Appleytheapplewho cares, i do that
The slow bitch slap is honestly the best part XD
This took "You are what you eat" To the next level
more like "you are what ate you"
I know... What am I gonna do?
You’re gonna turn into a zombie.
But, I know. What am I gonna do?
You’re gonna turn into a zombie.
**slaps tom**
Unbelievable
@@salsadeheno0905 shut up
Would you call that a slap, per say?
*the slappiest of slap*
UR LIKES AT 666 OH NU
@@salsadeheno0905
He slid his hand, dummy!
Tom! [zooms in on face] Why?
waii* (im very late)
I™ really™ liked™ this™ video™ .™
™
“Bite me!”
-Uzi
If you don’t know who uzi is it’s from murder drones
You're gonna turn into a zombie what am i going to do you are going to turn into a zombie i know what am i going to do you're going to turn into a zombie slaps really softly *dying from laughing in the background*
Dead slender tomska should have said it again haha
Dead slender Tom:"Chris you've been bitten by a zombie"
Chris:"What am I gonna do"
Tom:"Your gonna turn into a zombie"
chris:" I know what am I gonna do"
tom:"your gonna turn into a zombie"
Chris: *Gently rubs/slaps Tom's Bootyful face*
Tom:WTF (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welp now Chris isn't gonna turn in to a zombie
because he's now dead thanks thanks Tom™
Guys you have to watch it with subtitles because what they say is completely random bull excess that has minor relations to what's actually happening.
And it hilarious!
At the end when he becomes a mosquito it actually says everything is not fine... that's comedy.
+PRAR “Writter” Alexander it says at the end "SHIT ITS NOT FINE"
It is funny
this is amazing
+touchdalight Oh hello Carmie!!
You're here too? You are everywhere!
Saffron Mischief thank you!
touchdalight You're welcome?
+touchdalight you're literally everywhere aren't you
“I don’t believe in wolfism, I’ve never experienced it” 💀
"Maybe wolfism doesn't exist"
"I've never experienced it, maybe it doesn't..."
Essentially the whole of Fox news boiled down to a single joke.
Shoots werewolf with magnum.
They don’t even feature news about foxes
@@markloman304 very relevant in 2020
@George Khoory They think racism ended when segregation ended, since they never experienced racism as white people.
@@donovanparsons5149 racism against whites never happens
I don't get why people say TomSka shouldn't include social justice jokes in his videos, the "I don't believe in Wolfism, I've never experienced it" was actually laugh out loud funny, but also makes me think it was a really good point. :D
"I don't believe in wolfism, Tom. I've never experienced it."
Me neither, i dont think it exists
Was expecting him to turn into a zombie vampire werewolf hybrid
#wolfismdoesn'texist
+meowitslucy omg the political commentary is superb
+meowitslucy it really is
+meowitslucy No YOU're a wolfismdoesntex-ist
+meowitslucy That comment is texist
+meowitslucy #hashtagscantcontainapostrophes
I love his sponsored videos. They're so obvious.
Chris:is this a sponsored video?
Tom:a guys gotta eat
Chris: I don't think you do Tom
😂 wth
If you look at Chris's left eye, you can see the transformation already happening until the zombie bites him again
That slappiest of slaps though… I need a gif of it.
1:51 You've been infected by a tom.
0:46 "oh Tom, WHY?"
that zoom gets me every time 😂
i periodically come back to these skits and binge all of them in a day
2:04 Left nostril is having quite the party there.
+Medium's Feeling Well Right nostril atleast but yeah... Too bad we didnt get any invitation to that party :/
+Medium's Feeling Well um, thats the right nostril
***** I honestly knew that people would correct me on that. I honestly feel it was easier to look for if I said the left nostril.
My bad.
Medium's Feeling Well well if u ment well :p
***** wellllllllll...
1:33 Tom: Alien?
*Is he here legally?*
"the slappiest of slaps"
Person unbelievable
The Halloween decorations in the back be like