@Kevon Jagdeo Not me really just remember when he tell you "Your lazy" make sure to bring this up to him, And if he counters that with "I pay the bills" or "All I do for you" you say "Well you weren't lazy when you did all those things why be lazy now" And if he says "I brought you into this world I can take you out" Say "You werent lazy when you made me". And if you know you go get yo ass beat if you say these things DONT SAY THEM
In my family it was one step further. Saying just yes or especially yeah is the equivalent of saying what in this scenario, except what would probably get your ass whooped instead of the classic act like your kid is talking to someone else. It's Yes ma'am and No sir
And if our grandparents did teach them like that idk what the fuck they were doing by treating our parents like this because now they making my life very annoying
@@ZJKOA but that's not their job no more our parents complain how our grandparents spoil the crap out of us.When ever we get in trouble our parents try to treat us how they used get treated.Also facts our parents give us more freedom that they did so we need to show respects for real for real
@@Mr.Hollow_16 And no my parents do not give me more freedom than they got my mum keeps me locked in the house and has since day 1. Just cuz 2 of my brothers fucked up she's being annoying and won't let me out the house. Funny thing is that I'm not even a bad kid but she still does the most
God loves you GO for him and Jesus Christ loves you and plz don’t say oh go# it’s a sin to you and Jesus Christ and god it is way better if you say oh my gosh them oh my go# but even if you say it he will still forget and forgive don’t be afraid everyone doesn’t God bless stay safe and no hate Amen👼🏻👼🏼👼🏽👼🏾👼🏿👼❤️🙇🏼♂️ no hate plz thanks or everybody no hate and wen you go outside pray for Elvis you can not see And revenge zodiac signs tattoos and not god it is God thank you for everything
God loves you GO for him and Jesus Christ loves you and plz don’t say oh go# it’s a sin to you and Jesus Christ and god it is way better if you say oh my gosh them oh my go# but even if you say it he will still forget and forgive don’t be afraid everyone doesn’t God bless stay safe and no hate Amen👼🏻👼🏼👼🏽👼🏾👼🏿👼❤️🙇🏼♂️ no hate plz thanks or everybody no hate and wen you go outside pray for Elvis you can not see And revenge zodiac signs tattoos and not god it is God thank you for everything
i know yall wish yall can say this to yall parents: "well since this is your room and house you should clean up everything here because its your house right?? ok then now go clean YOUR room and wash YOUR dishes" OR "im your child not your slave we had an civil war for a reason and that reason was to END slavery" wish i could say this but i wouldnt have an head to call my own
Fr!!! She told me to get the flat iron for my hair, walked off somewhere for 5 minutes, busted in my bathroom to see if I had it, looked at me, looked off and then left without saying anything like wh-
Well I would not be alive if I talked bad to my dad we are a black family so he will kill me and my mom is not as annoying until I start cleaning I say I’m done then she tries to find as much tiny thing as possible then it’s like “what’s that and that gland that all of that paper and that tiny piece of plastic
I can relate to the remote part the most.I could be watching tv and my mom in the other room and she call me in there to get the remote bc it fell off her bed.
As were all Black people was raised by the same parents omg 😂😂😂 this was accurate asf 💀 my mama kept asking us to grab something that’s literally right of her ... made me so ughh irritated 🤔🙄😂 how tf can they hear so good 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My stepdad is the same way. He made most of the mess in the kitchen, and I literally left one sink. He made a note telling me and my stepbrother to look for a maid service, strips of paper saying “clean this” when you can’t even see a spot in the counter
(WRONG ANSWERS ONLY) What was he doing in the bed with the lotion? 😧
this th-cam.com/video/e81Dq_wIRgA/w-d-xo.html
He was doing a science experiment!
Putting it on the wall
Putting it on his legs or face
He was just using it for his body
She don’t have the will to grab the remote but she has a will to stand up and try beat me 😂😂
Fr
Ong
RIGHT you was just had the energy of a 60 year now your energy boost to a 26 year old😒😒😒
Faxx
@Kevon Jagdeo Not me really just remember when he tell you "Your lazy" make sure to bring this up to him, And if he counters that with "I pay the bills" or "All I do for you" you say "Well you weren't lazy when you did all those things why be lazy now" And if he says "I brought you into this world I can take you out" Say "You werent lazy when you made me". And if you know you go get yo ass beat if you say these things DONT SAY THEM
parents can hear us talking under our breath but they cant hear us screaming the word ‘yes’ when they call us 😂🤦♀️
Bruh, IKR 😂
That shit don’t make no sense😂😂😂😂
RIGHT LIKE OMG IT GETS SO ANNOYING
Facts bruv
OMG YES like how?!!😭☠️
"oh snarsh oh snarsh"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are u laugh sneezing lol 😂
Hey
What is he listening to
😂
Some sort of nasty stuff lol
She had me at "Why would i do that when i got you?" That is straight petty.
THE ENDING IS SO UNEXPECTED I LAUGHED SO HARD
The way she comes in tho and the moment of silence 😂
lmao fr
I know😂
Fr 😂
SMH lol
The “yes” instead of “what” is so relatable
*YES*
WHAT
In my family it was one step further. Saying just yes or especially yeah is the equivalent of saying what in this scenario, except what would probably get your ass whooped instead of the classic act like your kid is talking to someone else. It's Yes ma'am and No sir
Fax
@MasterJK1 lmao
“Oh shanrsh oh shanrsh” WHERE U GET THESE NOISES LMAOO
I feel like he does it himself
Ahhahahahahqn he should do asmr hehehehehehhe
He was watching sims pórn 🥴
It's a family guy reference
@@africanwarrior9584 so true man
Bruh.. when my mom used to do this I would go in my room and be like "Can't wait to move out" and start punching the pillow lol
ON GOD 😂😂😂
Same bruhhh
Same
I do to
I used to say this when I was like 12 or 13 now I'm 24 I'm like uh I miss my mom I wish I stayed in that house
I literally can’t stop watching these😂😂
Fr
ikr
Yeah right
It us impossible once u start it is hard to stop
Relatable
Why is this man so funny and accurate😂😂😂😂
Edit: Thanks for the likes lol never got so many
This comment is cursed(see the end of the vid to understand)
Ong
Fr
*FACTS*
Ong
Facts: most parents are being like this either that them or that how your grandparents taught them
And if our grandparents did teach them like that idk what the fuck they were doing by treating our parents like this because now they making my life very annoying
@@ZJKOA but that's not their job no more our parents complain how our grandparents spoil the crap out of us.When ever we get in trouble our parents try to treat us how they used get treated.Also facts our parents give us more freedom that they did so we need to show respects for real for real
That's pretty much true, there's no arguing against that lol
(Also, I make skits. Can you guys check them out if y'all can? Thanks :)
@@Mr.Hollow_16 Parents don't complain when our grandparents spoil us. Or at least not my parents
@@Mr.Hollow_16 And no my parents do not give me more freedom than they got my mum keeps me locked in the house and has since day 1. Just cuz 2 of my brothers fucked up she's being annoying and won't let me out the house. Funny thing is that I'm not even a bad kid but she still does the most
It’s so funny when they say this is my room, but when they say it’s messy you clean it 😂
Parents always be busting in your room as if they trying to catch a criminal 😑🥱
“Oosnarf” Bruh Dez Wth are these sound effects you be making😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@Kendarius Weathers uncle 😈gets in the sheets
(Btw I make skits too, appreciate it if y’all would check them out🙏)
😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like the foreign porn brian watched in family guy
@@Onerev1 stop please just stop
“when you was born the doctor said you was going to be slow”
LOL
"ITS YES MAM"
"Do you pay the bills around here"
My mom is *PETTY AS HELL*
Yes, half of them
Relatable lmao
It's your job to protect provide and care for me but they don't get that
Dude the walking in and just staring is so accurate
Facts :’v
When they say: "I AM YOUR MOTHER"
These moms really do be opening doors just to stare at you and then leave. Except mine leaves my door open afterwards 😂
She is evil
Same
God loves you GO for him and Jesus Christ loves you and plz don’t say oh go# it’s a sin to you and Jesus Christ and god it is way better if you say oh my gosh them oh my go# but even if you say it he will still forget and forgive don’t be afraid everyone doesn’t God bless stay safe and no hate Amen👼🏻👼🏼👼🏽👼🏾👼🏿👼❤️🙇🏼♂️ no hate plz thanks or everybody no hate and wen you go outside pray for Elvis you can not see And revenge zodiac signs tattoos and not god it is God thank you for everything
God loves you GO for him and Jesus Christ loves you and plz don’t say oh go# it’s a sin to you and Jesus Christ and god it is way better if you say oh my gosh them oh my go# but even if you say it he will still forget and forgive don’t be afraid everyone doesn’t God bless stay safe and no hate Amen👼🏻👼🏼👼🏽👼🏾👼🏿👼❤️🙇🏼♂️ no hate plz thanks or everybody no hate and wen you go outside pray for Elvis you can not see And revenge zodiac signs tattoos and not god it is God thank you for everything
My mom just opens the door to mess with me lol
“You live under my roof” I get that a lot 🤣🤣🤣
Same lol
This encapsulates everything that black children have to go through so well🤣🤣😭😭
Asian and mexican children too 👀
@@Pelipear tru dat im malaysian and every time i have to eat everything with rice or i will die
4:54 its so nice to see that.
Amazing performance every time bruh😂.This guy deserves a Grammy Award.
Yeah but his videos are innoproperit.
He was rubbing lotion on himself obviously like duhh
Duh 🙄 I do it all the time, you gotta stay moisturised
(Btw I make skits too,will appreciate it if y’all would check them out🙌)
It’s about ashy
@@Onerev1 nah bro thats sus
@@Onerev1 really all the timenahhh
@@GALAXY-vl1om lol 🤫🤫
4:54 I wish it was that simple
Fax
Fr
BRO THIS IS FREAKING FACTS BRO I CAN RELATE!!
*Relatable*
VERY RELATABLE
@@Onerev1 how u get that different font
@@najskiii just use these * * in between a word
Very
3:03 Why is this so accurate? 😂
This is from tremicia Peters Angela I like your video you get a thumbs up
"You haven't got that from me you got that from your dad"
Then why even marry him?😂
When you are “using” your kids
Faacts
Ong 😂
I swear to god bruh every time this guy makes a skit I need to prepare myself cuz I know my chest finna start hurtin from laughin too much
Lmao
The way he punches the mom though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The part when the mom asks for the remote us so true
i know yall wish yall can say this to yall parents:
"well since this is your room and house you should clean up everything here because its your house right?? ok then now go clean YOUR room and wash YOUR dishes" OR
"im your child not your slave we had an civil war for a reason and that reason was to END slavery"
wish i could say this but i wouldnt have an head to call my own
Dude there your parents ur mom gave birth to you ofc you have to listen to her bo damn slavery war and shit
@@pipitipau sniff sniff r/woooooooosh
@@pipitipau u saying that like we was on purpose or we asked to be born??
@@pipitipau "my mom gave birth to me, a child in a family with no father, a failing economy and drunkard mother, I HAVE to be her slave huh."
@@drippxyjordans5714 you should be grateful
when his women cant beat her so she single.
3:03 that’s me everyday of my life
get some help, have a nice day
editi: sorry if i sounded mean or mad! I hope you're gonna have a life and i hope you'll be fine :)
@@psychicbirb5180 yessir
@@psychicbirb5180 ya man it’s good
@@psychicbirb5180 just besides the suicide part
@@psychicbirb5180 I would never comite suicide
They just walk and give you the most menacing look for no damn reason 😂😂
Fr at least she closes the door tho, my mom don’t 🤦🏾♂️ lol
Yeah I hate them sometimes but still love em tho
Parents always do that 😂😂😂😂😂
Fr!!! She told me to get the flat iron for my hair, walked off somewhere for 5 minutes, busted in my bathroom to see if I had it, looked at me, looked off and then left without saying anything like wh-
For some reason I always die laughing when he knocks someone out in a video
I love how every video dez keeps on growing and building this community on the channel
Good vibe check thx dez
“Oosh Nush Nush Oosho Nush” 😂
4:49 its too bad we cant do that irl 😂😂
Your parent when talking loud “you hear something” Your parents when your mubbling “What did he SAAAAY”
Haha, ikr
wow,this the earlist ever.
*early bird*
Xd
Same
Ear list
1:37 always when i’m tryna do it 😂
I hated having to get out of my room and give my mom the remote when the remote is literally next to her
But they have the nerve to call us lazy and saying we get that from someone else
He was rubbing them ashy knees duh😂
Fr, that’s what I said. Ppl got negative minds 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
*rubs ashy knees to porn*
Rubbing Ashy knees while watching something....
Nah he was eating it
“you could literally lean forward a centimeter and grab the remote” i felt that on a personal level..
Ditto bro 😂
I SWEAR parents always say we lazy and this the shit they do I like "GET YOU A CHAIR AND GET THE ALUMINIUM FOIL"
The last part got me cuz I always feel like doing that to my dad
Damn lol 😂 it be like that sometimes
@OMG RONNIE tbh he be the most annoyin
Well I would not be alive if I talked bad to my dad we are a black family so he will kill me and my mom is not as annoying until I start cleaning I say I’m done then she tries to find as much tiny thing as possible then it’s like “what’s that and that gland that all of that paper and that tiny piece of plastic
@@darnelljunior4541 All blacks can relate
@@Jesuslovesdim lol
1:28 that pork sasuage flat by now
2:36 Every time I get in trouble that’s so me bro
When your mom got mom ears😭😭😭
But got no ears when you call her name or respond back to her
I wasn't expecting him to hit her😂😂😂
Fr, he better run before she gets up
Knock her down again
3:06 the way he puts the spoon to his throat 😂😂
Don't U just love it when he says "Okayyyyy"
Bro moms really be like that tho when you say your room is cleen and she sees a tiny piece of paper on the floor
“Yes I could do that, but why the hell would I do that if I got you”
Me: Bruh
Faxx
I'm lucky my mom don't do that.
Now remember kids: when a parent says "you get that from your mom/dad" they're also including themselves quietly
Parents: **opens the door and looks at u for a good 30 mins silently**
Me: hi?🙃
@@muligummy fr
Every time he says what the f*** and cuts it becomes even more funny
1:29 "mosh nosh nash mosh nosh"
🤣🤣🤣 Lmao
When the mom said i pay the bills so its my room, anyways clean it up
Me: Bish what in the fu-
Dez always makes me smile and makes my day 🤣😌
Bro when she wake up, He gonna be 6 feet underground
Let’s pray for him 🙏
Must have been worth it though
I can’t imagine the satisfaction he felt when he did that
GIRL I saw him trying kill him self with a spaghetti spoon IM DONE 3:06
That punch was personal
When my bully hits me for no reason: *WHAT THE FU-*
cringe
@@poisonous2491 imagine liking you're comment 🤡
@@xdlol448 imagine being on mobile
@@xdlol448 by the way you used the wrong "your".
@@xdlol448 imagine not using proper grammar
As soon as a character stares straight at the camera just know they bouta get knocked out
I love dez2fly he make my day when I'm down I like and love his vids
🥇 dez2fly here u go
when he held the big scooper up to his throat it was so relatable
“Oofsnuff” “Snar” bruhhh
1:14 ong bruh I swear I hate when my mom be talking shit about me on the phone to other family members or her friends 💀💀💀😐
IKR it's like bruh you wouldn't like it if someone did that to you. But my mom doesn't do that anymore.
*Damn at the end I thought the mom was gonna punch him. Uno reverse card*
When he tried to use the spaghetti serving spoon to off himself I _wheezed_
Yoo love the skits, you’e amazing man, much love
His skits are 🔥🔥
I can relate to the remote part the most.I could be watching tv and my mom in the other room and she call me in there to get the remote bc it fell off her bed.
The spoon to the neck had me weak💀💀
0:45 aint gonna lie moms be doin that sometimes one thing on the floor 💯
What camera do you use and I was literally about to make this skit?😂
Nice
@@Onerev1 its gonna seem sus if I release the same skit right after him though
@@neilxdavis5359 oh, u usual realease your skits when ppl are up like in the morning or afternoon
@@Onerev1 yeah but people would probably think I'm stealing his ideas
@@Onerev1 I'm going to sleep though.Goodnight
I thought the title said "when your parent or quardian is pretty" lol
Ayo 😂😂 what
I thought so too🤦🏽♀️😂😂
Same bro lol 😆
omg same
She kept coming in the room🤣🤣
As were all Black people was raised by the same parents omg 😂😂😂 this was accurate asf 💀 my mama kept asking us to grab something that’s literally right of her ... made me so ughh irritated 🤔🙄😂 how tf can they hear so good 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do when playing with a balloon takes a weird turn
This is how my grandma is like, I live with my grandma and I have to deal with this. 😂
My mom is like this...
Just drop one crumb on the floor and she'll lose it
Roach on floor: damn it that was supposed to be my lunch doe today! 🤦🏾♂️😔
@@Onerev1 😂
@@Onerev1 make a skit about that on your channel
My stepdad is the same way. He made most of the mess in the kitchen, and I literally left one sink. He made a note telling me and my stepbrother to look for a maid service, strips of paper saying “clean this” when you can’t even see a spot in the counter
1:28 LMFAOAOAOAOAO
4:31 has hardstop lucas vibes
Somthing to rhyme when your gonna get caught annoying -> enjoying
You got the funniest channel out here no cap😃keep your Grind game strong
My mans not slow, you see how he saved that? That's not slow that's talent.
I read “when you parent or guardian is pretty” and wondered what this had to do with anything like that.
Same then i read it again
Petty
4:20 I hate when they do that bro 💀
This man always put a smile on my face❤😂✌
Finally the mom gets whats she deserves
I love your videos don't quit you the best
4:18 my mom would add: "Why you think you growing and getting stronger?..."
Me: "Not to be your servant".....
Sike... I ain't finna die for that!
"We don't lock doors in this house" well we don't yell is house
Is locking it gonna break the dang thing? No, we mostly lock doors for privacy, so you better start respecting it!
Gun man
Outro never gets old
Alternative title is how parents be like
Ayo what he watching 😂😂😂😂😂😂wtf!!! Man got that oh snarf oh snarf I'm thinking uncle is ther listening to that