Malk (Bungou Stray Dogs animatic)

Ranpo was harder to draw than I expected and I don't know why. I like to imagine that Fukuzawa heard all the screaming and came back to calm his children down.
I don't own the audio or the characters, just the drawings.
Please don't repost, thank you!
Original Skit: • JULIAN SMITH - Malk
Where I got the audio: • BatFam- "Malk" [animatic]

[@dirwael]

Atsushi's crying in the other room

[@RizzLegend916]

😂😂😂

[@KaLa1865_]

Kyra Rogers actually it’s MELK

[@KaLa1865_]

Lumiinescence he just wants it to be over 😔

[@Palescat]

*sobbing* "not this shit again"

[@raphaelpulmano2212]

I know he's laughing so hard.

[@Kemishiki]

Kunikida: Milk
Dazai: Malk
Rampo: Mulk
Me (and my bad English): Molk?

[@Neonhydra346]

Atsushi : .....melk

[@nicolebk7614]

Lol, we think the same

[@ohnah7591]

Meelk.

[@poofychild7977]

Mrolvk

[@rwen2075]

399 likes

[@_ray_4]

I can totally hear Chuuya’s “Ha?” in the ending

[@spacecat1383]

hahah same

[@Fennexx777]

lollol

[@sadia6307]

Yeah you can say that again😆

[@iatemycat5320]

It so iconic😖👍

[@abdullahdazai8581]

SAME I-

[@authoria_7840]

Dazai: *Points a gun at him self*
Ranpo: *points a gun at Dazai*
Me: *Yes*

[@jovaracelajado1105]

Yeh why ranpo ranpo the detective

[@cier5158]

Malk!!!

[@queenofcherries6353]

I was wheezing at that because usually the people point at their own head but ranpo was like NAH I'm not dieing. XD

[@NUESTwithLOVE]

Dazai is still trying to commit suicide at this point 😂😂

[@dazaiosamu3485]

@@NUESTwithLOVE obviously, I never back down from a chance to suicide..

[@Julie-it6ng]

*Literally everyone pointing a gun to their heads*
Subtitles: [Applause]

[@stinkiidingo2921]

Oh God, it actually does--

[@hayley9066]

hOly kYoUkA

[@m1aouzdt]

I think the subtitles has some dark humour or smth

[@PenwielderMagic]

Literally Ranpo points a gun at your head 😂 the one outlier

[@potatochips1953]

Oh My.

[@dazaiosamu3485]

There's always a way to ruin kunikida kun's morning, you just have to be creative.

[@SAAnime-qc1dc]

Omg lol

[@Gigglegal320]

Lmaoooo XD

[@elnyfadzlinadnan6023]

I get what you mean, Dazai 😂😂😂

[@bbqreal]

I feel bad for kunikida, he just wants to work but everything always has to go wrong when he tries.

[@nikolaig]

Somebody needs to tell the bandaged blob to give Kunikida a break🧍

[@willow_swirl5288]

In the other room
Atsushi: why are they yelling are they okay??
Kenji: this happens every day it's fine.

[@erilayne260]

It's not normal if it's quiet in the Agency

[@fuwa1276]

Yeah quiet means danger

[@adakenjimiyazawa7759]

Yea it's fine though :)

[@astanopasta]

Kenji: This is fine 😃

[@ebencorey]

Live love laugh cows

[@Violet_POPSSS]

I like how ranpo points the gun ar dazai instead of himself

[@midnightsunrise5115]

Ranpo will never shot himself. He's a world class detective, he's needed. 🙃

[@kasonturtle]

Maggie Rosie He deserves to live. 😌

[@fuwa1276]

He's too important to die

[@Violet_POPSSS]

@@fuwa1276 true true.

[@lovecats8816]

me too

[@xxintian]

poor kunikida probably has his lifespan shortened by half

[@anaeelstarnin4358]

dont you mean hulf

[@atuaapproves8980]

Just Imagine the Port mafia ready to attack and walking in and seeing this

[@drnowzaradan2015]

1:17 Ranpo what are you doing x’DD

[@tgl.9078]

Like he'd ever point a fun to himself, he's to precious to die

[@fancyhatlvr]

0:07 What I wanna know is, why is Kunikida getting milk out of a safe?

[@lazydoodledoo]

It's where Ranpo puts his groceries

[@acanimatics906]

It's his most prized possession

[@DinkyRat]

In Bungou Stray Dogs: Dead Apple, Ranpo put a huge stash of snacks in a safe prior to the "apocalypse" so it wouldn't get destroyed lol.

[@skinnylamperouge693]

its ranpos

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

@@DinkyRat the fact that he *knew* he'd disappear somewhere and chaos will ensue aND CaSUALLY HID HIS SNACKS IN A SAFE IM-

[@user-vr2gq5lk7m]

Dazai offering Chuuya milk but saying malk or molk or melk or whatever is my headcanon now
Also Rapo and Dazai planing all that as a prank is

[@sakuh2835]

Tf are you doing here seven?

[@soppyangel]

Never knew that Seven would be watching Bungou Stray Dogs-

[@mr.hajimeme3439]

Lol

[@Nesalia_]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAYING IT ISN'T CANON?

[@arr_iia77]

EXACTLY LMAO

[@cherrypie_]

exactly

[@lovveeekill_]

NO FR

[@artemis6703]

FR this 100% should be canon

[@AgonusLastname]

As his gauze, I saw the whole thing

[@keichiakechi9247]

Kunikida wants to kill himself?!
So this is how you force Kunikida to kill himself, just trigger his English teacher mode and you'll just do the rest. Easy peasy!

[@stwarbery]

...I thought he was a math teacher...
Btw, hi(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[@arsen3330]

Yeah😂

[@arsen3330]

Kunikida could just used his ideal or idk
😒😤😧😐😑😒😩

[@chuunsam3995]

Dazai-san: Malk!
Ranpo-san: Mulk!
Kunikida-kun: Its MILK!!!
Me: Hahaha
*moments later*
Kunikida-kun: Im gonna shot myself!
Me: oh, shit! this turn crazy!
*LOVE IT, GREAT JOB*

[@devilmethewitch2024]

This further proves that Ranpo and Dazai are the outlaws of the agency and then there's kunikida...
The troubles of a chaotic good, a chaotic neutral, and a lawful good...

[@doodleghost6225]

Dazai’s doing this on purpose just to piss Kunikida off and he’s dragged Ranpo into it.

[@windupmachine]

“ok dad”
*me, remembering the light novel* *distant sobs *

[@dhl7257]

Just a question... Where did you read the light novels 😅

[@windupmachine]

DHL It’s been a while since i posted this comment so i can’t really remember, but readonlinenovels.com/nv/3dcfa94d0cd1d92b/bungo-stray-dogs/144959-h seems to be a good one.

[@Floatinglantern707]

I have only seen the anime and read the manga.... Care to explain pls?

[@mavyer7094]

what, what happened

[@onii3016]

@@dhl7257 just search “the untold origins of the detective agency pdf” on google. It should be the first result

[@ArahabakinoKami]

Dazai: Hey, Chuuya. Have some malk to grow up.
Chuuya: You damn---- Wait, "malk"? It´s "melk", you illiterate mackerel!

[@haneenasad]

Oh god that's another whole ass war about to break out 😂😭

[@Zer0_ooo]

THIS IS BRILLIANT. THIS FITS THEM PERFECTLY.

[@moony4479]

Ranpo guiding his gun to Dazai is a mood, honestly (I love Dazai, but xD)

[@docbid8659]

Kunikida:milk
Dazai:malk
Ranpo:mulk
Me: A WHITE IN COLOUR LIQUID YET FULL OF CALCIUM

[@chalklover2196]

FROM A COW

[@noe1521]

@@chalklover2196 this cleared my mind, thanks bud

[@bbqreal]

Colorless liquid that comes out of bovines.

[@ShotoTodoroki-rw7zr]

This is chaotically funny.
*I like it very much.*

[@devilmethewitch2024]

This is now added to my mental therapy list. It's so funny it should cheer me up anytime.

[@jeanyinchang5781]

So *that's* why Dazai is wearing so many bandages.....

[@m.taylor2155]

Ah, I love this OVA.
I can so clearly see Dazai and Ranpo doing this just to see how crazy they can make Kunikida.
And then Dr. Yosano walks in: "Oh cool, looks like I arrived just on time, Ranpo, I'm raiding your snacks, I really want to enjoy this show."
Ranpo: (points gun at himself) "No one touches my snacks!!!"

[@chiska4882]

I laughed when they referred Ranpo’s food safe as a refrigerator. Very genius.

[@solxngistic]

the amount of utter disgust on kunikida’s face as he repeats “mULK???” kills me every time

[@honeypotva3988]

When dazai said "your like a brother to me" i litteraly died like thats my favprite part

[@veraplant2]

Legend says Dazai still hasn’t gotten his malk

[@Saipongies]

i love how ranpo’s reading with his eyes closed

[@lemonsharkeater]

I can feel the chaotic energy through the screen

[@duskiere]

“ the man wants a glass of *mulk* ”
“ *M U L K ?* ”

[@chocolatemilk2682]

third day in quarantine: * This video plays *

[@kalissa1155]

IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂😂
GIVE HIM THE MULK!!!!!

[@dreyblanc7503]

Where's Atsushi when you need him? Q_Q

[@inkslink]

Blanc Lowee700 crying probably but eeeeeeee ur right where is he

[@trashcat4886]

Hiding under the table. Where else, lol?

[@EKimatH]

*aggressively subscribes*

[@cathj2301]

kunikida's aging is accelerating every minute he spends with those two HAHAHAHAHA 0:35 and 1:01

[@QueenOfJewels]

Legend says that they still haven't gotten milk to this very day

[@revui5582]

malk*

[@An4.r000bi3]

Dazai: can I have some malk?
_few seconds later_
"YOUR LIKE A BROTHER TO ME"
"YOUR GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?!?!"

[@mysterymoondancer4747]

It works so well.
Edit:
*RANPO THATS NOT GONNA WORK UNLESS YOU POINT IT AT YOURSELF WITHOUT YOUR SUPERIORITY THE COMPANY WILL DIE*

[@jilan2639]

Now he would never be able to get that glass of milk 😔

[@aryes122]

This is ridiculously accurate to what probably happens every morning at the agency off screen

[@LYN_KOUSHI]

Kunikida: *points a gun at himself*
Dazai: *points a gun at kunikida*
Ranpo: *does the same thing like dazai*
*AKWARD SILENCE*
Kunikida: THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!
Dazai: *Points the gun at himself*
Ranpo: *points the gun at dazai*
Meanwhile in the other room
*ATsushi hinding behind kyōka*

[@teaquedandelin2754]

Why is no one talking about fukuzawa just passing and ranpo calling him dad! Hahhaha it's actually so accurate 👌👌

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

Ah, another beautiful day in the detective agency~

[@cherrygum_d1365]

The headcanon that Dazai and Ranpo are best friends that just planned all that conversation ahead of time to annoy Kunikida was born
And Dazai is the one to bring the idea up after he saw a glass of milk and remembered Chuuya and how he said “malk” to annoy him

[@icecoffee8928]

I was waiting for this- FINALLY, A GENIUS ANIMATED IT WITH BSD CHARACTERS, THANK YOU♥️ GOOD JOB♥️

[@frances2191]

I just died laughing - funniest version of this I've seen

[@jenndement4671]

This is perfection! I also love Dazai offering Chuuya some malk like he recommended in Fifteen :D :D :D

[@xx_azz_xx]

1:21
Everyone: * screams *
The subtitles: *applause*

[@aji4710]

it's already midnight and everyones asleep but my cousin asks me why im still laughing instead of sleeping then i asks for some malk

[@silverfrostyoung800]

I'M WHEEZING THIS IS SO PERFECT

[@salwaooi6678]

This is one of god's gold.
*HOW PRECIOUSSS*

[@veraplant2]

All Dazai wanted was some dang malk smh somebody get this man some milk

[@ardendoescosplay1877]

this is really well-drawn, good job

[@elizabetaalvarez4336]

This fits so well. This is incredibly done and so funny!

[@Candi_Clown]

The ending killed me with Dazai giving Chuyaa Malk 😂😭

[@Zer0_ooo]

OWO That pic at the end brings me joy.

[@LYN_KOUSHI]

Dazai: Malk
Kunikidadd- kunikida: Milk
Ranpo: Mulk
Me: Now this is a high class argument *sips tea 🍵 slowly*

[@justmarsi6016]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[@acanimatics906]

Can i just say that nobody has done this fandom better justice then you?

[@KaLa1865_]

I just wanted to thank you for having a big brain and feeding us nutrients. 😔

[@kirana7546]

*sorry dad*

[@isopodorsmth6809]

I like that you cut out the "Its my white friends." XD

[@CK-zf4hy]

Poor kunikida just aged 50 years in a span of 1:33 minutes lol. ALSO great art man I really like it and how you put in into memes keep it up !

[@aoritsushima9674]

this brings back those FNAF memories
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....mulk.

[@merlin0552]

1:31 OMG XD

[@Bug_101_]

I love that Ranpo is threatening to shoot Dazai not himself🤣🤣🤣

[@gachaqueensunshine]

Where can I find that kind of fridge that look like a safe 😂😂😂😂

[@koumokai8124]

THIS IS GREAT OMG

[@chuuwuyal2272]

THIS MAKES ME ROLLING LMFAO HELP MY LUNGS-

[@merpymerp4495]

YAY BRO FIRST ONE
THIS VIDEO IS GOLD

[@thebasementweeb4909]

This is hilarious. Subscribed for life

[@beanstars_]

Never been this entertained since the last time I saw the anime

[@scpnightmare9075]

1:17 Dazai is going commit suicide now just like he wanted

[@sorreil]

Them: [screaming]
Subtitles: [applause]

[@bankapovidlo3759]

OMG THAT'S AMAZING

[@ur_local_ned8176]

Literally ranpo and Dazai are the most underrated duo

[@humantrash7548]

Never knew how much I needed this until now-

[@julilulyp5667]

Nobody:
Fukuzawa with a cat:
Me: HOLY SH*T THAT’S SO CUTE!!

[@shumpyhoe6954]

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@Neon-bz1df]

I too keep my malk in a safe

[@Void_Suzerain]

As soon as we saw the lightbulb above Dazai's head we all knew what was coming

[@rumi_ruu8]

1:02
It’s Dazai’s wonderful singing voice

[@shu1chik1nnie62]

Now I say malk instead of milk

[@dumbassidiot.]

Chuuya is offended Dazai is offering him some malk because he thinks its for his growth

[@bungoustudio]

I love your videos I'm dying

[@golezieatsburgerr5569]

Me: WHY DONT YOU GIVE HIM THE MEULLK!

[@angel5293]

WHAT THE FAWK THIS LITERALLY CRACKS ME UP SO GOOOODD AAAHHH 😭

[@chocolatemilk2682]

Why is this so good? I don't understand it but I love it

[@bruhyaoi9466]

Ranpo at some point of the story: Anyone who holds a gun becomes a fool.

[@nicolebk7614]

the correct form is
Molk

[@shilloe13]

Kunikida will surely get a heart attack due to high blood pressure in the near future.

[@hamidrezaei6313]

Osamu making Doppo suffer is the best thing ever...

[@Utterchaosc]

1:15 the most dangerous mastermind and the world's greatest detectives for u

[@monkebrainiac]

This was so chaotic but amazing thank u

[@iiinverted]

"YOUR GOING TO SHOOT ME WHEN I SHOOT MYSELF?" BAHAHAHAHA THAT HAD ME LMFOAODKSISJAJS

[@anikabaghramian2607]

Me: deciding to re-watch all these masterpieces lazydoodledoo has made while having a refreshing drink as well. also me: realizes I’m drinking milk while watching this

[@user-ij9hz2li6g]

I need more of this !!!!!!!💞