Dude really dusted off the "I'm not even really trying." excuse that you expect to hear from a 13 year-old scrub at the arcade. Though I have to give Dale credit - he may be hilariously terrible at fighting games, but he's a legit master of projecting his insecurities onto others.
@@orange5719 no it doesnt, so its pretty embarrassing he only reached fujin with like a 30% disconnect rate. It displays disconnect rates so you can just deny the match.
It's very funny, seeing as he's on record saying that it's harder for him to fight scrubs than actual skilled players. Guess RQing and getting his tags banned is finally doing some damage.
Unless he gets to blue without rage quiting, then he's not smurfing. He's playing a rank that actually resembles his skill. The only reason he made it to blue in the first place was character cheese + dodging point reductions by rage quiting.
@@musicJRF ì see that to but for some reason. When he hits blue rank, he is going aaalll the way back to red or orange rank🤔i dont understand how he does that. I'm a kishin right now, or i lose 3 or 4 times and i got back to raijin... or i win and lose the whole evening and just stay in the middle of kishin because people like to spam same bullshit moves, or they grabs the whole time and use heat alot. I understand pretty much how fast he raged against people but sometimes he rage against really bad playing people like... how in the world can you lose to them?🤔but why i'm not getting higher because i stop ranking for a whole because of amout points you lose if you lost a fight🤦🏻♂️in tekken 7 i got max rank in no time... but in tekken 8 it seems to be inposseble.
If you're going to waste your lifeclock playing videogames all day why can't you just practice and get good instead of doing all these mental gymnastics. SURELY the first option is easier
He's decent and does win a lot but the moment he starts losing it's never ever his fault and the person was being a scrub. It's a funny excuse. Anytime I was a scrub playing a top player they crushed me.
3:36 "zero footsies" my guy you whiffed an attack and he punished with an electric. I believe that LTG genuinely doesn't know nearly as much about fighting games as he leads his fans to believe
“Oh yeah I wasn’t actually trying” This dude is about to be 40 and still talking like this, still mega coping every single time he loses a video game because he can’t just admit that he’s not good.
I honestly wasn't familiar with LTG till i saw the memes every time i go down this rabbithole he comes off as more pathetic i don't know if i should be horrified or impressed.
I never understand his whole footsies thing, like bro expects everyone to restrict themselves to 2 buttons and not use combos against him. Then when they do play flawlessly, they're stream snipers or just yolo ass nwahs. Pick a struggle Dale, debt or trolls lmao
Just for anyone who doesn't know Tekken. King has had those repeating low kicks since NINETEEN NINETY FIVE. And they work the exact same way that they used to. But now in modern Tekken games, you can low parry. Saying King doesn't take skill now is basically saying King never took skill.
He likes to pretend he's some old hand at Tekken, like he came up playing it seriously but he loses to basic ass knowledge checks constantly. From OLD ASS characters
"Fighting games are like a language to me." You know, when someone fails to understand something for 20+ years you'd think they'd give up on it. But not Dale, he's still at it. Raging at people who play the game properly and not how he wants them to play it so he has that going for him i guess.
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfhey moron. Dale is trash. Imagine doing 20 years the same shit and still suck at it like him. He a broke ass n****a. Hes got no money, a shit life. A kid he doesn't see and his only hobby and his life goal, fighting game, he never succeded. Hes a looser like his fans.
Imagine being so arrogant that you believe every person you play against not only knows you but watches you, meanwhile 80% of people only know him from the KYS meme...
I’ve humbled long ago, I no longer trash talk people in fighting games, unless someone is being an asshole, but again, I’ve learned that I’m not THAT good at fighting games, and people put hours upon hours on end to be that good at fighting games, unfortunately that’s not me I will never compete in tournaments
I trash talk sometimes and I find no problem with that. Trash talking someone can be fun, calm you down and the guy who you talked trash to won't really care even if he could hear you. Also in games with voice chat hearing someone trash talk you is hilarious. With Dale, it's different. He doesn't just trash talk. He gets angry at the game, he gets into personal insults and he does all of that in front of hundreds of people everyday for hours.
@@МирославКръстев-с7и trash talking for the sake of instigating on people, especially towards me, can piss me off is one thing, getting salty towards genuine people is another thing, and LTG? It’s only funny with him because LTG is a POS, he’s no different than those who love to bully and show off If a pair of goofy friends trash talking each other, that’s only for fun within that friendship
@@AlexIn_ThaCosmos89 I only talk trash if the person is playing lame, I don't blame dale for quitting against people who do infinites in marvel collection, or people who play storm and just camp in the air spamming moves to build free meter and making the camera go insane... those people are NOT FUN TO PLAY, people who play normally are... so I get why people talk trash.
HE KEEP FISHING FOR LAUNCHER. fucking Dale. Yes I will fish yo ass with launcher and do 50%dmg because your too stupid and keep mashing. He bitch when he loose to "one button" he looks like those scrubs that get owned by Eddie and they bitch
@ yeah me too. I suck at fighting games. I don’t have the dexterity or capacity to remember details to be good at fighting games but I know what is needed to be good.
@@kevo1441 that’s fair lmao. the only fighting game i’m decent at is super smash bros. i always have the most time played for it compared to any other fighting game so that probably helps that out lmao. i like fighting games but cant say im the best
cant play footsies against him, cant combo, cant heat, cant rush, youre cheating and sniping if you block his strings....soooo they just supposed to stand there
@@bodooor he's not brother, he constantly uses the same big words to sound smart even in stupid contexts. Listen to how many times this dude will say "remedial" 😂
“Why would I try in low rank?” Translation: I’m not good enough to rank up because I’m way past my prime. And even in his prime he wasn’t very good. The dude always whines that there’s no footsies in fighting games when there are he’s just terrible at them. He can’t adapt to any player. I would love to watch him play more single player games
16:32 Its almost unreal to watch how text book psychology it is for his wording to start changin the moment he hear's the potential that he might be getting more viewer ship for whatever reason, cause yk more viewership is more money and money is the only thing that matter allegedly.. He lowkey starts doing it at that time stamp when he's like "Im not sure how I got hit" like bro complains 99% of the time when he is losing and its funny cause he wasn't completely sure if it was real that people were watching his right after he says that he reverts to saying the stuff he normally says. Its about as unreal as when he will regurgatate the same shit he was used to saying in SF5 by being like "pop heat". Mans is stuck in 2018 he misses the trolls from back then.
Lmaoo he has TWO other Tekken accounts and had take make a 3rd because he ragequits that much. Truly a unique speciman. Also that whole rant about stream snipers can be applied to anyone who gives him money and uses "covenant" unironically lol
3:20 Whines about lack of neutral while DJ backdashes out and launches him for a whiffed jab. Immediately followed up by saying the game hands him free damage right before eating a CH launcher.
Finally my time to shine. Initially the phrase meant stealing from the person that supplies you drugs without paying him. This act of betrayal is a common technique for those that are financially or morally poor. Plies made the phrase popular with his 2015 single, 'Ran Off On The Plug Twice'. In this context ltg is upset that someone beat him without giving him the opportunity to rematch.
I like how you sometimes Cut to the scene where the next match starts after dales opponents make a mistake just showing how easy dales has it when it comes to winning with “flowchart characters” that HE uses.
Remember, guys: He only gets so angry because he isn't trying. It must be all those space aids he's contracted.
👽👆💫 It's probing time.
that's like one of the oldest excuses in the book too.
RoachDoggJR ❤
That intro is work of art
I've never seen a grown man react so quickly and harshly to a joke about him, so very fragile....
If only he could react that fast in game.
As wise tremor said: so fregile
He mentally touched by fighting games but high key he need therapy help 😂 and all this years he still ass on every game he dont practice at all
but but mentalIy UnToUcHabLe
@@luismaxPR It's adorable you think any amount of therapy will course correct LTG.
4:20 “order up” yup, Dale better start practicing and putting my fries in the bag bro.
damnnnn
you think they gonna let him in with THAT digital footprint?
@@Scarred_Sapphire shii that’s a good question lol
Yo if you listen closely sometimes, you can ACTUALLY hear the "quivering" in his voice cuz hes getting so mad hahaha......
Because he’s about to cry
ACTUALLY?!?!?
At 15:40 he sounds like he’s about to cry lol
Dude really dusted off the "I'm not even really trying." excuse that you expect to hear from a 13 year-old scrub at the arcade.
Though I have to give Dale credit - he may be hilariously terrible at fighting games, but he's a legit master of projecting his insecurities onto others.
Bro would be a psychiatrist's wet dream.
21:34 "I live my life on an analytical grid" made me reset my phone
Man WTF does that mean?! What a "scholar" 😂
"Terryology" ass statements 💀
He's bragging about his rank that he only got by rage quitting? Not a real Fujin
Stuck at garyu with feng without quitting lmao
Wait so quitting doesn’t count as a forfeit in tekken?
@@orange5719 it doesn't count against you
@@orange5719 no it doesnt, so its pretty embarrassing he only reached fujin with like a 30% disconnect rate. It displays disconnect rates so you can just deny the match.
That’s crazy.. I’m just about to hit blue but never rage quit cause I always deny anyone above 4% disco
Also, isn't he still smurfing? It's amazing how irritated he gets fighting newbies for crying out loud.
It's very funny, seeing as he's on record saying that it's harder for him to fight scrubs than actual skilled players.
Guess RQing and getting his tags banned is finally doing some damage.
Its cause he's a bonafide idiot. These players are showing him that he ain't shit with his bots trying to make him happy with all his delusions.
@@ArchsSpacehe is like: ooh you touch me? You banned😂
Unless he gets to blue without rage quiting, then he's not smurfing. He's playing a rank that actually resembles his skill. The only reason he made it to blue in the first place was character cheese + dodging point reductions by rage quiting.
@@musicJRF ì see that to but for some reason. When he hits blue rank, he is going aaalll the way back to red or orange rank🤔i dont understand how he does that. I'm a kishin right now, or i lose 3 or 4 times and i got back to raijin... or i win and lose the whole evening and just stay in the middle of kishin because people like to spam same bullshit moves, or they grabs the whole time and use heat alot. I understand pretty much how fast he raged against people but sometimes he rage against really bad playing people like... how in the world can you lose to them?🤔but why i'm not getting higher because i stop ranking for a whole because of amout points you lose if you lost a fight🤦🏻♂️in tekken 7 i got max rank in no time... but in tekken 8 it seems to be inposseble.
-$120k, credit score 620. Living in section 8 with 2 cats.
Plus deadbeat dad to that
Teeth looking like Baraka
For one he’s not a section 8
that sounds like someone in the high 7s
40 year old grown man making his living from playing video hames…
No matter how many times I see that intro it doesn’t get old
It's so fucking good
@@xPhrenzy it’s perfect down to the smallest details
Down to earth intro
martin scorsese would deem it as real cinema
Never ever
God, that Law just absolutely obliterated him.
That's what he gets for being a felon
“This guy sucks so fucking bad”
*Beats LTG*
Every time 😂
Mic muted
Came off
Mental touch
Cheeks busted
Cognitive? Shattered
Thought he was mentally untouchable. 😂
Girlfriend? Gone
Th close ups have me rolling
If you're going to waste your lifeclock playing videogames all day why can't you just practice and get good instead of doing all these mental gymnastics. SURELY the first option is easier
He's decent and does win a lot but the moment he starts losing it's never ever his fault and the person was being a scrub. It's a funny excuse. Anytime I was a scrub playing a top player they crushed me.
@@MetalsirenIXIthe thing is he never labs and if he does it’s only for like 2-3m he never tries to learn combos he just learns as he fights randoms
Dude is average at best. He thinks because he may have been whooping those in his hood he's something. Guy is deluded beyond belief.
Combo trial 8 9 and 10 on both chars lol
@@MetalsirenIXIhe only beats people who don’t know how to play
3:36 "zero footsies" my guy you whiffed an attack and he punished with an electric. I believe that LTG genuinely doesn't know nearly as much about fighting games as he leads his fans to believe
“Oh yeah I wasn’t actually trying”
This dude is about to be 40 and still talking like this, still mega coping every single time he loses a video game because he can’t just admit that he’s not good.
I honestly wasn't familiar with LTG till i saw the memes every time i go down this rabbithole he comes off as more pathetic i don't know if i should be horrified or impressed.
22:30 "fighting game is like speaking Spanish to me" very true since he doesn't speak Spanish 😂
I never understand his whole footsies thing, like bro expects everyone to restrict themselves to 2 buttons and not use combos against him. Then when they do play flawlessly, they're stream snipers or just yolo ass nwahs. Pick a struggle Dale, debt or trolls lmao
@@evanithecigaro I don’t get the advantage that stream snipers have in fighting games. It’s ludicrous that he complains about that.
He looks like he's about to start crying with that "This is a disgrace..."
Yes, Dale. You ARE.
Just for anyone who doesn't know Tekken. King has had those repeating low kicks since NINETEEN NINETY FIVE. And they work the exact same way that they used to. But now in modern Tekken games, you can low parry. Saying King doesn't take skill now is basically saying King never took skill.
He probably used to get beat by black people playing king as a kid and thought so ever since
He likes to pretend he's some old hand at Tekken, like he came up playing it seriously but he loses to basic ass knowledge checks constantly. From OLD ASS characters
"Fighting games are like a language to me."
You know, when someone fails to understand something for 20+ years you'd think they'd give up on it. But not Dale, he's still at it. Raging at people who play the game properly and not how he wants them to play it so he has that going for him i guess.
No actual point to this comment. What a kweer
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf And there's no point to making a reply to this comment fool. So shut it.
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf hi, Dale
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfhey moron. Dale is trash. Imagine doing 20 years the same shit and still suck at it like him. He a broke ass n****a. Hes got no money, a shit life. A kid he doesn't see and his only hobby and his life goal, fighting game, he never succeded. Hes a looser like his fans.
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf raise your kid dale
Oh man, you do some FUNNY edits! I especially love the "FIGHT" zoom-ins! You've earned a sub!
99.9% of people I play against are stream snipers
100% of people I play aganst are stream stream snipers
Whats next, 102%?
When everyone's a stream sniper, no one will be.
Imagine being so arrogant that you believe every person you play against not only knows you but watches you, meanwhile 80% of people only know him from the KYS meme...
@@ChrisBleu Part arrogance, part paranoia. Can you imagine being this man and thinking everyone playing a video game is out to get you.
slowly and protrudingly
It’s crazy how important he thinks he is where 100% of the Tekken community are trying to stream snipe him. 💀
I’ve humbled long ago, I no longer trash talk people in fighting games, unless someone is being an asshole, but again, I’ve learned that I’m not THAT good at fighting games, and people put hours upon hours on end to be that good at fighting games, unfortunately that’s not me
I will never compete in tournaments
I trash talk sometimes and I find no problem with that. Trash talking someone can be fun, calm you down and the guy who you talked trash to won't really care even if he could hear you. Also in games with voice chat hearing someone trash talk you is hilarious.
With Dale, it's different. He doesn't just trash talk. He gets angry at the game, he gets into personal insults and he does all of that in front of hundreds of people everyday for hours.
@@МирославКръстев-с7и trash talking for the sake of instigating on people, especially towards me, can piss me off is one thing, getting salty towards genuine people is another thing, and LTG?
It’s only funny with him because LTG is a POS, he’s no different than those who love to bully and show off
If a pair of goofy friends trash talking each other, that’s only for fun within that friendship
@@AlexIn_ThaCosmos89 I only talk trash if the person is playing lame, I don't blame dale for quitting against people who do infinites in marvel collection, or people who play storm and just camp in the air spamming moves to build free meter and making the camera go insane... those people are NOT FUN TO PLAY, people who play normally are... so I get why people talk trash.
11:43 straight heterosexual man
Flaming homosexual
"same combo" DUDE YOU KEEP FALLING ON THE SAME MOVE EVERYTIME WTF 🤣
10:17
Bro really just used every buzzword in his vocabulary 😂😂😂😂
Offspring - 1
LMFAO im dead
New best thing since the making of LTG Rock
Pops heat literally. Half my life gone.
1:35 had me crying😂😂😂
had him crying too.
@@deathangeleas2401 bro just sat there and he still lost🤣
Bitch boi just fails at life too 😂
I can't believe he just spammed lmao
Dale is what we call Rog Rich , looks like he has or is getting money , but in 120K + he in debt.
That Jin was inspirational.
he`s the only one wearing his own "merch"' that doesn't sell.
0:02 "WAHH!!"
I swear if I was drinking something, I would have done a spittake 😆
29:35
He thinks footsies and zoning is what makes a player good lmao. Knowing frame data, countering, and combo execution is what makes you good.
HE KEEP FISHING FOR LAUNCHER. fucking Dale. Yes I will fish yo ass with launcher and do 50%dmg because your too stupid and keep mashing.
He bitch when he loose to "one button" he looks like those scrubs that get owned by Eddie and they bitch
because unc is from a generation where footsies and zoning were mostly all you needed in order to play fighting games
everything that i’m dog shit at. i suck at fighting games like this ):
@ yeah me too. I suck at fighting games. I don’t have the dexterity or capacity to remember details to be good at fighting games but I know what is needed to be good.
@@kevo1441 that’s fair lmao. the only fighting game i’m decent at is super smash bros. i always have the most time played for it compared to any other fighting game so that probably helps that out lmao. i like fighting games but cant say im the best
11:23 yes Dale every person you’re randomly matched up with is somehow watching your stream.
Blud has blocked his whole fan base 😂
Take a shot every time he says "stream sniper"
Drunk 😵💫 sniper
I want to live, thanks
nah bro i like having fuctioning liver
I got liver failure, must be those damn stream snipers.
The intro is truly amazing 👏
Footsies to him is spamming jab jab jab and then some random low to catch opponent off guard lol
Bro that first fight against goku was so fucking funny
remember folks, uncle dale says side stepping doesn't work in Tekken 8, maybe he's just too old to time it right 15:03
cant play footsies against him, cant combo, cant heat, cant rush, youre cheating and sniping if you block his strings....soooo they just supposed to stand there
I've literally heard him complain about footsies and in this video he complains the person doesn't footsies....
1:32 ain't no way bro got his mashing ass beat that way 💀
Instead of acting, he should be a pro wrestler but always lose and make excuses, he’s got the gimmick down.
28:39 “woooow.. it’s a stream snipper brah, only stream snippers duu daaaat”
"Fighting Games Is Like A Language To Me...."
Dale barely has a grip on speaking English.
No as immature as he is i actually think he's very articulate
@@bodooor he's not brother, he constantly uses the same big words to sound smart even in stupid contexts. Listen to how many times this dude will say "remedial" 😂
@@harpsichord9545No no, it does make sense, fighting games speaks à language he DOESNT understand AT ALL lmao
@@tueur3201 I DON'T WANNA BLOCKKKK!!!!
“Why would I try in low rank?”
Translation: I’m not good enough to rank up because I’m way past my prime. And even in his prime he wasn’t very good. The dude always whines that there’s no footsies in fighting games when there are he’s just terrible at them. He can’t adapt to any player. I would love to watch him play more single player games
Why does he keep saying "combo route"? Does he think it's cheating to do combos in a fighting game? God he's dumb
This guy will break his desk if he ever play Guilty Gear Strive
He played it for like a day lol.
23:35 the timing when he said that was comical 😂
That jin dbz was Sooooooo inspiratonial
"every single person I fight in Tekken is a stream sniper" okay buddy, and I'm tournament level and will beat Knee.
Bro I always feel so much better about my life after watching these ltg videos xD
It's impressive how important he thinks he is to think everyone he loses to is stalking or stream sniping him.
18:02 immo lives rent free in dales head
After mic muted i dont see another godlike intro...until today. Omg xD epic
0.1% in trying to play for real but 100% rages when he loses 😂 make it make sense.
Dale: Yeah, I wasn't even trying....
Also Dale: proceeds to rant for 10 mins
''Fighting games are like a language to me''
I guess blud is dyslexic then.
2:43 this is the closet we'll ever get to see ltg fight 6arakin
5:31 dude was holding tears lmao
Yo facts that's why he turned the cam off
i always watch your videos when im eating cuz the amount of salt is just perfect! keep it up!
When I say bum
You say Dale😂
when i say bum
He has more money than all of you
@HWL4Life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@HWL4LifeYour knees must be killing you
16:32 Its almost unreal to watch how text book psychology it is for his wording to start changin the moment he hear's the potential that he might be getting more viewer ship for whatever reason, cause yk more viewership is more money and money is the only thing that matter allegedly.. He lowkey starts doing it at that time stamp when he's like "Im not sure how I got hit" like bro complains 99% of the time when he is losing and its funny cause he wasn't completely sure if it was real that people were watching his right after he says that he reverts to saying the stuff he normally says. Its about as unreal as when he will regurgatate the same shit he was used to saying in SF5 by being like "pop heat". Mans is stuck in 2018 he misses the trolls from back then.
1:17 lmao that's low tier gods OST
I’m not trying. 0.1% gameplay.
Immediately turns off face cam after getting cooked lol
1:21 Notice i didn't say "bodied" because no man is.
What I don’t understand is , if he already knows how people are gonna spam , why doesn’t he counter it ????
Being humbled thanks by a sexless Moctezuma worshipper, taco predator, poncho designer and latino tiger.
Truly inspirational 🐲🙏
The world will descend into a second ice age if LTG admits he sucks at fighting games.
That super Saiyan Kazuya sauced him so bad 😭
Lmaoo he has TWO other Tekken accounts and had take make a 3rd because he ragequits that much. Truly a unique speciman. Also that whole rant about stream snipers can be applied to anyone who gives him money and uses "covenant" unironically lol
3:20 Whines about lack of neutral while DJ backdashes out and launches him for a whiffed jab.
Immediately followed up by saying the game hands him free damage right before eating a CH launcher.
That intro was amazing 😂
Ltg blames their game play.... Yet apparently he can't block low. Lol
"Mods,2 week him".....dude sounds like an executioner
Also, as a person woefully uneducated on African American vernacular , wtf is "running off on the plug" actually mean?
Finally my time to shine.
Initially the phrase meant stealing from the person that supplies you drugs without paying him. This act of betrayal is a common technique for those that are financially or morally poor. Plies made the phrase popular with his 2015 single, 'Ran Off On The Plug Twice'. In this context ltg is upset that someone beat him without giving him the opportunity to rematch.
@@ChampagneThrottle Thank you for that clarification!
you bet against the house on the 100m dash
We need those Dale sound effects whenever they do a stage break against him in Tekken
How many days in a row has he worn his convent shirt???
these edits are brilliant
11:33 Stop projecting Dale, get some disinfectant or antiviral medicine for that and stop grossing us out.
Got a friend that would rather play MK than these this. That friend gets as salty as LTG for no reason.
Rest In Peace, Broly.
Myron Gaines nd ltg collab would be crazy
You can tell he's so scared of plugging after his previous account got perma banned😂😂😂
MOTIVATED DETERMINED MENTALLY-UNTOUCHABLE ~ Gets rage arted turn ps5 Home Screen
We're winning! Keep up the fight!
Damn near Saturday morning cartoons 🤣👏🏾🔥
What does he mean when he says people don’t have footsies?
Means they don't poke. Low kicks, punches to do some chip damage, and more.
Pretty obvious. They just spam attacks
I like how you sometimes Cut to the scene where the next match starts after dales opponents make a mistake just showing how easy dales has it when it comes to winning with “flowchart characters” that HE uses.
Petition to change DSLs to dalauan sparrow lips
Does he ever go to training mode?
Red Dale is my new favorite show
that into will never get old
It literally takes me one afternoon to not be terrible anymore.. the learning disabilities are strong with this one.
2:36 so he is a fan