Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2023 VOL. 12
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- 37 numpty calls + selected commentaries from June-July 2023. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
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Intro: Lucinda Williams - Idiot Wind
Cartoon: Chris Riddell
M.J. Nicholls is doing more for our country than the entire Tory party. Love your work mate.
Agree 💯
Thanks M.J. for these gems.
The first numpty is already priceless. He's convinced the EU can't function, and therefore it doesn't. Regardless of the EU stubbornly refusing to collapse, Greece still being there despite having been totally destroyed by the EU.
Yet there are people like Mick Lynch who voted leave.
@@alerojas2952Nobody's perfect.
@@alerojas2952it’s weird isn’t it. How anyone moral that’s blessed with the gift of thought could vote for Brexit is just mental. The media have a lot to answer for. Rupert Murdoch and his billionaire friends need prosecuting along with this current breed of Tory politician. Farage and Johnson should be jailed for treason too. Or executed?
The first caller was a Star , Has he been lucky enough to have been in a seven year lock-in at his local ?
"Oh Rishi isn't He Dreamy"? - Nick Abbot 2023 😂😂 Legend.
So great I can listen to it on my train ride. MJ, you are irreplaceable!!!❤
The first caller started by mixing the Eurozone and European Union with each other and then just went downhill from there.. I can’t believe so many in the UK are still on Brexit. Us in the EU moved on ages ago. Stop calling us! 😂
Always look forward to a Jonathan from harrow call, cracks me up every time
That Jonathan caller needs his own show.
He voted for ‘The Brexit’ you know!!
No listen to me
I respect your opinion, but thats a no from me. Its just the same 4 recycled gags every call.
@@Ryattt81 lol you are so right. 👍
I'm Irish, I enjoy your shows, amusing,I can't imagine that people can't speak English,I no longer live in England, thank god your program has opened my eyes,to the lack of education across the board,from your Humphreys and Charlies,your Bobs Alans, Brians etc.My brain fries.I love it!
Nick, l’ve sussed this, your researchers pick the most irritating, silly and dare l say it, THICK people to give us all a laugh. Thank you.
It doesn't matter how bad the tories make things the strength of the British population's apathy will prevail
Wow! Underrated comment right here.
Same can be said for those of us across the pond. Full of scorn & mockery, but insufficient fire in the belly to make a significant difference.
The call from the guy who was upset with Just Stop Oil because the world is already over is perhaps the most mind-blowing thing I've ever heard.
And he won't lose any sleep over it because he is at least 65 yrs old and won't even have to experience the worst that is yet to come. Fock him.
Another wonderful compilation. Some great examples of the UK's greatest mind's. Nick seems to attract them and looks after them so well
'Socialism works fine in Cuba'
'no it doesn't' *hangs up*
Wow you showed him Nick.
Yes he did
Nick is very funny 😂
Did Jonathan vote for the Brexit? He didn't make that clear and... Did he do the wokey cokey at some stage??
I absolutely love it when Jonathan calls
Thank you M J Nicholls for your videos like this, always a joy to behold.
Cheers M.J. 👍
"27 countries in the Eurozone..." (there aren't 27 countries in the Eurozone)
"They all have different attitudes to education" . Which is why they are all free to enact their own distinct education policies. Mindblowing ignorance. Announced with unshakeable confidence. Dorling-Kindersley effect in ghastly evidence.
All this brilliant work, M.J. Nicholl and great taste in music
Man, I'd watch 'Chip Shop Succession'!
I think someone has taken his clubcard and is using it without his knowledge
Orange coupons - Sainsbury's.
@@MorningtonCrescent OK, thanks for the clarification. I don't know how Sainsbury's coupons work.
If anyone still wonders how the English would relegate their entire country into World-Wide ruinous, financial hilarity need only listen to Nick's show.
“The big freeze” was not what scientists thought was going to happen. It was from one paper that was sensationalized by the media. Anyone who doesnt know this and uses it to argue a point should be embarrassed.
There was a youtube channel, and I won't say who it was, but M.J. Nicholls really brightens this Americans day with the compilations.
1:31:54 Jan’s laugh is pure cute 🤭
Thank you for putting these together, I'm starting to hear Nicks sound board in everyday conversations Haha. Also one of your musical intros got me into Sleaford Mods so thanks for that too :D
When ever anyone mentions a birthday I involuntarily sa "do da loo do do do"
12:50 this caller says in essence that you should be appreciative of your freedoms and respectful they aren't taken away i.e act like they do in those countries or they will make you act like that. wonderful to see we have intelligent brexiteers fighting out corners
Yeah? Well when you are hungry try eating the freedoms you are eulogizing. You have given up real freedom for sovereignty.
Look Nick, if he died he will not able to answer you. You made my evening, these callers are driving you crazy 🤔🙄😅😂🤣
I demand to self identify as Tuesday morning. Please don't be horrible. Its my right to be whatever I feel like. I also don't like people who identify as items of furniture...especially radiators.
The man with the Midlands accent at the top. Wtf?
“I’ve got a little black book with my poems in them!” Pink Floyd
How much does Britain sell to Vietnam🤔
Just waiting for a cynical comment from fun sponge James Joyce.
Claire in York isn't one of them. She's spot on.
1:11:55: Martin from Woodford is actually quite correct about the common swift. Except for laying, they do fly basically _always_, they even sleep airborne.
Swifts DO have feet, however they're very small.
1:12:30 in response to Nick's query about pigeons. I believe the reason why so many are missing a foot is because they walk in their own feces which is corrosive and it burns them off after some time. I don't know why they only lose one foot though, as I doubt they would be able to figure out the cause of the loss of their first foot.
By the sound of it, neither do you!
@@weezer5442 Neither do I what? Not know? I cannot remember where I first heard it, but there is a wonderful invention out there called the world wide web. Why not look it up for yourself? That way you could have responded in a way that made you come across as a smart individual rather than just a smart a**e.
One of the main reasons some odd Brits are so upset by the euro is simply that the euro surpassed the pound and only the dollar is ahead of the euro. The euro is then followed by the Yen and then by the pound. About 22 years "old" now and doing well but still a pain in the arse for some Brits.
To quote the Wikipedia:
"The euro is the second-largest reserve currency as well as the second-most traded currency in the world after the United States dollar.[7][8][9][10][11] As of December 2019, with more than €1.3 trillion in circulation, the euro has one of the highest combined values of banknotes and coins in circulation in the world".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro
So, no more James O'brien?
End of the year comps only
Is Malcolm Lee Anderson MP? 1:38:44
Nigel @ 26:55 is off his rocker 😭
Not every EU state is the Eurozone. Sweden, Demark for example
And ?
Anybody a little bored of Rose calling? Sorry Rose.
No, but Ranjit needs a muzzle.
Why is Claire on the list.
She's not a numpty, I just wanted an excuse to bung her on this compilation for the entertainment value.
jonathan from harrow is more annoying than brian.
Funnier though. If these morons were actually funny!!
I think Brian still takes top spot, because his calls were a lot longer and he called in more often. Both are extremely annoying though.
Jonathan is fictional whereas Brian is all too real.
Quick.
So many of the presenters are the gay.
Does it matter dear that some presenters are gay ?
Stop listening to it then. Based on the language you use, CBBC may be more appropriate for you.
While I respect Nick in many ways, he needs to stop claiming that £250,000 per year are 'expenses', implying (incorrectly) that MPs receive this personally. RUBBISH. MPs offices are run like small business units, meaning they need to pay for... constituency office rent, gas, electric, related taxes and... here's the kicker... staffing salaries to deal with 'minor matters' like casework, helping constituents. Those 'expenses' paid for my rent, food, transport and other such luxuries. Funny that. Gaslighting indeed. I despise knee jerk and misrepresentation - on All sides. Facts are important (I know, SO old fashioned!).
If they're run like small business units then they're screwed now.
Stable heating, duck houses, who will pay for these vital expenses if not the tax payer?! How can millionaire MPs afford it?
@@stevenminto971 in which case, blame those individual (Tory) MPs, not the allowance system itself.
Fair, certainly the dodgy expenses claims deserve far more attention. Also hiring your wife/daughter/etc to work in your office for fifty grand or more...were your relatives REALLY the most qualified and suitable applicant to the job?
You.have the greatest songs before it gets into the show
Where the hell is Brian?
He was banned about 18 months ago. They’ve got Harrow Jonathon to be the clown now.
Brian was banned live because he reported Nick to lbc.