God, no matter how many times I listen to this, I'm always on the verge of passing out from laughing at Patrice's "rough sex with Terry Clifford" tirade.
_You rub her leg through the jeans..”Terry..terry..terry.” “YEAH?” “you know what I’m talking bout”You grab her by the neck and shake her face and her jowls move and you kiss her_
***** Sure he's pulling terrible unfunny comments from instant feedback constantly, but who can concern themselves with that when you could be thinking about terry clifford feasting on a delicious mule mmm
cooliovasquez is was the time to of for a grill and grill a grill for out dinner a ya ya boo boo bro ya boo boo know used to love you bro bro boo bro ya boo
AI Patrice is pretty good and will get better over time. For years I wanted to transcribe and compile a Patrice ai bot to write twitter posts, but it turns out you don’t need to compile the data, you can already ask GPT3/4 to respond to you as Patrice Oneal and occasionally it says some funny stuff. Like I said, it will get better with time, we have thousands of hours of podcast and O&A Patrice that GPT can’t use because it’s audio. A simple transcription would make it nearly identical to a Patrice tweet.
In recent events that shed some light on this Jocktober and specially Terry Cliford herself, i realized nothing can change my point of view on it. It still and it will always be hilarious how they picked on her.
Terry Clifford is the mother of Tefft pattern. She was (allegedly) devastated by what the pest and O&A did. Watch "The least professional broadcaster - A Sam Roberts documentary"
@@SundayMorningRunner no fucking shit I had no idea, imma check out that Sam doc. Is tefft pattern a siriusxm dude? I've heard of him but never heard hkm
Thank you for pointing out. I know this clip well. Hell, I know all the O and A clips AND Patrice clips. Listening to the big mans laugh right here has me gut laughing...💜
I truly believe his IQ is like two points below average. But people mistook it as an average non caring 90s white dude. Whatever maaaaaan But he's actually slack jaw
14:52 They're talking about her looking bird-like and/or like a vulture, did they forget that her nickname was bird? She laughs like a 🐦 haha They must of known, it was too funny a connection to miss...
God bless Patrice.
The fantasy scenario with Terry was GOLD lmao
Patrice had me CRYING through this video...God damn do I miss him.
"She's shaped like a croissant!" Killer line by Patrice xDD
God, no matter how many times I listen to this, I'm always on the verge of passing out from laughing at Patrice's "rough sex with Terry Clifford" tirade.
_You rub her leg through the jeans..”Terry..terry..terry.” “YEAH?” “you know what I’m talking bout”You grab her by the neck and shake her face and her jowls move and you kiss her_
_You 👅 swipe her nips_
"You don't even have a bargaining chip if you wanted to go swing."
Patrice was just genius.
wussat?
@@sixthgatebass a bargaining chip
@@T..C..M “you know why terrorists don’t kidnap us black people? We’re _bad…bargaining…chips”_ Jay Mohr’s impression of Dave Chappelle 😂
Ill miss you patrice hell i never ever even met you and i miss you...
"What did she, marry a train?"
LMAO great one Opie
this is the most brutal deconstruction I've ever heard on the show, holy shit
this might be my favorite O&A clip ever. just thinking about patrice's rant about fucking terry gets me HOWLING
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, Opie has to read a comment that gets a 2 at best!!
He needs attention at regular intervals and since he has nothing original to contribute, he reads the listeners mostly unfunny comments.
***** Sure he's pulling terrible unfunny comments from instant feedback constantly, but who can concern themselves with that when you could be thinking about terry clifford feasting on a delicious mule mmm
John Doe Now that I can get into.
cooliovasquez is was the time to of for a grill and grill a grill for out dinner a ya ya boo boo bro ya boo boo know used to love you bro bro boo bro ya boo
"we have the greatest listeners in radio" proceeds to read a comment thats a smirk at best
I hope we saved Patrice's brain. It needs to be put in a robot body as soon as such technology is available.
He had a stroke...
AI Patrice is pretty good and will get better over time. For years I wanted to transcribe and compile a Patrice ai bot to write twitter posts, but it turns out you don’t need to compile the data, you can already ask GPT3/4 to respond to you as Patrice Oneal and occasionally it says some funny stuff. Like I said, it will get better with time, we have thousands of hours of podcast and O&A Patrice that GPT can’t use because it’s audio. A simple transcription would make it nearly identical to a Patrice tweet.
this is my favorite jocktober
I love how they kind of make Patrice the hole here.
Tell em Large Marge sent ya!
Donkey Lips and Peter Griffin. So fuckin ruthless. lol
Of course she was at the Loose Caboose
In recent events that shed some light on this Jocktober and specially Terry Cliford herself, i realized nothing can change my point of view on it. It still and it will always be hilarious how they picked on her.
What recent events?
Terry Clifford is the mother of Tefft pattern. She was (allegedly) devastated by what the pest and O&A did. Watch "The least professional broadcaster - A Sam Roberts documentary"
@@SundayMorningRunner no fucking shit I had no idea, imma check out that Sam doc. Is tefft pattern a siriusxm dude? I've heard of him but never heard hkm
I don’t remember that part.
His doc names don’t make sense, “a Sam Roberts documentary” would be if Sam made a documentary.
Goddamn Patrice 😂 😂 😂
Anthony's gravitational pull line killed me
Look up the Zaggaets sketch from SNL It's Chris Farley as the wife.
Lol precisely.
OOF I know the sketch. I was watching it right before my dad showed me tommy boy for the first time.
She looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show
More like Drew himself.
Patrice's laugh at 7:24 kills me
That laugh is infectious.
TomMSTie1138 his laugh always cheers me up
Thank you for pointing out. I know this clip well. Hell, I know all the O and A clips AND Patrice clips. Listening to the big mans laugh right here has me gut laughing...💜
She looks like Violator from Spawn.
the hole on this show is a real bummer. and terry clifford is no treat either
This comment spoke to a lot of us :)
Who has better hair?
Terry Clifford or Sam Robertsons?
Sadly I vote Terry Clifford.
Every time Opie opens his mouth he bombs.
“Grab the back of her perm and drag her around the room”
"She looks like Costello" LOL Fuckin Patrice destroyed her.
More like coffee cake club
Fawkin home run, Davey boy!
“I’m gonna tell ya……she’s…hopeless.” Patrice was such an asshole 😂 RIP big dude
19:48 bruh 😂😂
Opie not understanding what Patrice is saying is the funniest bit. And it's not a bit.
I truly believe his IQ is like two points below average. But people mistook it as an average non caring 90s white dude.
Whatever maaaaaan
But he's actually slack jaw
@@ammagnoliathat would be a 98 and practically indistinguishable from someone that’s 100iq (average)
Goddamn I miss Patrice O'Neal's comedy.
5:33 - "She's so ugly, I have hiccups now..." - ...proceeds to show no signs of hiccups whatsoever
Trying so hard to fit in.... Go look at Opie radio... It will make you so mad
Brother Wease is a hack
He taught Opie everything he knows. So if that's the case, Opie is also a hack okay I agree.
@@ammagnolia motha hucka
ha. "gruesome"
That word choice gave me the giggles.
Is that Jane Leno?
14:52
They're talking about her looking bird-like and/or like a vulture, did they forget that her nickname was bird? She laughs like a 🐦 haha
They must of known, it was too funny a connection to miss...
😂😂😂
Opie bomb: 24:35.
I can’t remember if they ever said it but Terry Clifford always looked like a fatter Artie Lange from that era to me lmfao
16th
Patrice REALLY hated women
You can hear the diabetes in her voice 😂
Omg this got so gross I nearly turned it off. That's NEVER happened.
Shut up, Hole.
Classic Opie at 15:50