Chant Grégorien (Kyriale, répons, antiennes et psaumes) à l'Institut Saint Grégoire de Lyon (F-69)

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There's a room with ten carpenters. The fifth best carpenter says, "I'm the fifth best carpenter." And the best carpenter says, "I'm the best carpenter."

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There's three shepherds. The first shepherd knows that the second shepherd lets his sheep stray. And the third shepherd knows that the first shepherd does not. When the first shepherd's sheep comes into the second's the third shepherd discovers it and cares too much for the first. When the second shepherd's comes in to the third the first remembers the third and cares too much for the second.