you see, the company has the ownership rights for your pizza. you can ask for your separate slices and we'll get someone to physically hand over each slice one by one at the company's permission while they stare you down and remind you that it's actually their service of giving the pizza that you're paying for and not the pizza itself. we can take it from you at any time while you're eating it if in the moment we deem that the pizza you bought is now currently unprofitable retroactively because its very expensive to keep handing it to you instead of you just having it yourself. have a nice day!
I have to give mega64 a lot of credit for making their point well in a funny way in less than 4 minutes instead of an hours long rant video that just recaps wikis.
I bought into the Pizza Pass Premium subscription for $99.99 a year. A month later and the pizza shop by me got bought out by an even bigger pizza shop. They did away with my favorite toppings that I paid for and they won’t give me a refund.
Guys, you have no clue what AAAA pizza tastes like. It tastes so expens... I mean good. Share holder good... I mean, damnit, what do the poors call it...
Brilliant - really hoping this video gets seen by a ton of people. The production is fantastic, the writing is funny, and the takes are on point. Mega64 serves up another banger.
Any time I buy a pizza I end up pissing off other pizza enjoyers and they all report it to the pizza-master and I end up getting my pizza taken away. Lots of pizza places have people that somehow have pizza addons that show them other pizzas through walls or a little radar device that shows them all the hidden pizza perks around them, yet the pizza places never do anything to remove these pizza cheaters. Makes me not wanna bother eating pizza normally and join in on the fun, ya know?
People need to get over it and take advantage of their season pass. Anchovies and pineapple really aren't that bad. And season two is right around the corner, and rumour is they'll be adding green peppers and raw meat. Cinnastix.
All of Derek’s scenes were filmed separately he wouldn’t talk to anyone or look them in their eyes. Good to see he’s still willing to be in the videos but sad to see that friendship is dead
Mega64 does it again, I love this, would love more like it again. The whole gang talking about how games used to be better but relating it on a fun way. Now I want pizza.
I mean that first quote is genuinely good advice that more people should listen to. If a horrible game still sells 10 million copies, the company that made it has no reason to put their resources into making a better product.
@@Chibi_Rikka It’s a weird, pro-consumer thing for an EA executive to say. But yeah, that’s generally good advice. It’s almost like Satan telling you not to have sex before marriage if you want to stay out of hell.
“Fortunately, we have a product for people who aren’t able to stay connected. It’s called Xbox 360.” -Don Mattrick when questioned about the Xbox One’s always online DRM back in 2013.
@@Ckoz2829 I mean yeah, the original comment made it seem like it was a dumb quote though, but it's actually honest, granted I don't know what game it was in reference to specifically. EA is capable of putting out good games on occasion though, or at least attaching their name to them, but a majority of them do belong on the 'don't like, don't buy' list.
IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHINNNNN. What a banger. Mega64 is back again. Here's an idea for the boys at mega64: A Mega64 Season pass. So we can finally get that quadruple A Mega64 skit experience 😎
I almost cried when Rocco said "heartless, soulless, grey husk of it's former self." Video games companies used to be full of limitless ambition and creativity instead of greed. Not enough lunar whales in video games these days.
We thought they were out We thought they were done We thought they were all macaroni BUT THEY ARE BACK MORE BACK THAN EVER AT LEAST AS TWICE AS BACK AS BEFORE IT'S POQUE-O-CLOCK 2:00 ABSOLUTE CINEMA
We should have known a second one was coming the way the first one was the only thing Derrick talked about any time relating to Mega64. He must be real proud of these commentaries.
I think about the iJustine pizza way too often, and I'm glad to see it mentioned again. I'm also convinced that Kevin died from that time he took a bite, and was replaced with a double.
Customers really need to start getting comfortable with not owning their Pizzas.
you see, the company has the ownership rights for your pizza. you can ask for your separate slices and we'll get someone to physically hand over each slice one by one at the company's permission while they stare you down and remind you that it's actually their service of giving the pizza that you're paying for and not the pizza itself. we can take it from you at any time while you're eating it if in the moment we deem that the pizza you bought is now currently unprofitable retroactively because its very expensive to keep handing it to you instead of you just having it yourself. have a nice day!
That's just good business. It's how the world works.
If buying a pizza isn't owning it, then stealing a pizza isn't theft.
I actually like having the pizza taken back after I ate it!
“Pizza can be cyclical.. if you recycle the ‘after dough’”
-Dominos
Another skit?! This really is a Mega64 renaissance.
They really want that millionth subscriber
Theyll take a 5 month break again shortly
This better become the top comment.
Or else 😠
Nope@@cornbredx
The IJustine pizza reference was nine years in the making, beautiful!
What was the reference?
@@Murilo_Bolzani iJustine had a pizza
th-cam.com/video/Y0YLfUIbDbg/w-d-xo.html@@Murilo_Bolzani
One of my favorites from Rocco's personal channel, glad someone else remembers.
The Food Man
I never expected a reference to the iJustine pizza in 2024
The nails are also there too, amazing touch
The Kickstarter Pizza doesn’t look bad, but I will wait for the POTY Edition
I knew the Pizza Battle pass being $30 was BS
You get so much for it though. You just have to eat 30 pizzas to unlock Morbid Obesity, 60 for Heart Attack. But it must be done within 2 weeks!
I have to give mega64 a lot of credit for making their point well in a funny way in less than 4 minutes instead of an hours long rant video that just recaps wikis.
I'm a proud Pizza Pass subscriber, but honestly those Indie Pizzas are looking better and better by the day.
I bought into the Pizza Pass Premium subscription for $99.99 a year. A month later and the pizza shop by me got bought out by an even bigger pizza shop. They did away with my favorite toppings that I paid for and they won’t give me a refund.
"Without employees to boss around, what are you gonna do to make money?"
The AI pizza revolution is here!
Man it hurts not just because of how damn funny this was, but also because of how painfully pinpoint accurate this entire skit was hahaha 10/10
Guys, you have no clue what AAAA pizza tastes like. It tastes so expens... I mean good. Share holder good... I mean, damnit, what do the poors call it...
I hear the next AAAA pizza's going to be 12 times bigger and have about a quarter of the toppings
I think they say “it slaps”. Why would you slap a pizza, though? It doesn’t make sense. Not only are they poor but they’re stupid too.
14 times... it just works, I mean it tastes
Garrett really looks like someone you would see in a Dominos kitchen
I swear I've seen at least three Garretts in the past year making my Dominos and Little Caesar's pizza.
Offers you a copy of his band's CD.
i'm glad you hit us with the "it's better than nothing", what an absolute throwback
banger skit, great job all
I always forget that Garrett mastered acting.
Brilliant - really hoping this video gets seen by a ton of people. The production is fantastic, the writing is funny, and the takes are on point. Mega64 serves up another banger.
Any time I buy a pizza I end up pissing off other pizza enjoyers and they all report it to the pizza-master and I end up getting my pizza taken away. Lots of pizza places have people that somehow have pizza addons that show them other pizzas through walls or a little radar device that shows them all the hidden pizza perks around them, yet the pizza places never do anything to remove these pizza cheaters. Makes me not wanna bother eating pizza normally and join in on the fun, ya know?
Garret gives me Mathew Lillard vibes, I love it.
Put some of that cheesy stuff
We’re so back
Just literally explained the Video Game Crash II in Pizza Terms....god i love Mega64
THAT KICKSTARTER PIZZA TOOK 6 YEARS INSTEAD OF 3 AND IT ENDED UP LIKE THAT!? 🍕👀
Oh no… rip Arkane Austin and Tango
Their pizzas didn't make 69 trillion dollars, it was only fair.
Bro how did I know he would say "IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING"
People need to get over it and take advantage of their season pass. Anchovies and pineapple really aren't that bad. And season two is right around the corner, and rumour is they'll be adding green peppers and raw meat.
Cinnastix.
If I was Keiji Inafune I would've put out a hit on that translator.
"That's Indie Pizza" lmao
If paying is no longer owning then taking pizza ingredients from the trash outside the factory and making my own pizza is no longer theft
Don’t forget the pizza remasters that weigh 70 giga pounds more than the original
"better than nothing" is soo perfect.
Glad to see Mega64 finally get value out of those VG Pizz Masters aprons
Hahaah, Pizz Masters! Didn't think about it before seeing it typed out ^^
Good thing they bought them physical.
Half the pizza places I like only serve gacha pizzas now. I place my order and 95% of the time I just get burnt bread.
I heard about this place from a streamer who kept getting double-cheese supremes??? Like what the fuck
@@MikeOShay
Turns out he was in bed with Papa John the whole time, that conniving bastard.
I love how it's never the people actually responsible for the profit losses that get fired
Came back to this sketch. Really good and with a proper air of understanding.
"It's better than nothing" 😂
but what's going to happen to all my pizza points?
REALLY happy with Mega64's output so far this year, getting a wide variety of different types of great skits
The kickstarter stretch goals were finally delivered on. I'm so glad I backed this video
I swear Ubipizza just reheats decades old garbage, sells it to customers for twice the price and people still eat that shit up.
really glad that kickstarter joke paid off
So many people complain about having to pay to get your pizza in a box - it's just cosmetics bro, it doesn't affect how the pizza tastes, get over it
why does shawn look like he's already been working there for 15 years
It was kinnda scummy that you guys made pepperoni an exclusive twitch prime drop
YES YES YES
THAT KICKSTARTER FINALLY PULLED THROUGH
I never thought a sequel to this would actually happen.
I love how he says "fortunately" when breaking the bad news
Garrett is the best actor in mega64
A+ acting in the Gamer Warz Saga
@@maxxmittelstadt4798\*stomp*
Mastered it
I just noticed the screws in the kickstarter pizza🤣
I can't believe it you guys did a vol 2 to this 😂 the original was absolute gold.
love that not only did you reference the iJustine pizza, but the kickstarter pizza looks to be made exactly the same way, with screws and spraypaint.
that “iJustine pizza” line is such a deep cut
All of Derek’s scenes were filmed separately he wouldn’t talk to anyone or look them in their eyes. Good to see he’s still willing to be in the videos but sad to see that friendship is dead
This is the smartest criticism I've seen about the current (and horrible) games market.
That deep cut ijustine pizza line..
now this is cinema
A follow-up to one of my favorite Mega 64 videos. Nice.
Derricks delivery killed.
This made my day love you guys!
Mega64 does it again, I love this, would love more like it again. The whole gang talking about how games used to be better but relating it on a fun way. Now I want pizza.
This is hilarious but it pisses me off so much that the VG industry has become such a disaster
Famous quotes from the geniuses in the industry:
“If you don’t like it, don’t buy it.”
- EA
“You guys are playing the game wrong.”
- Bathesda
I mean that first quote is genuinely good advice that more people should listen to. If a horrible game still sells 10 million copies, the company that made it has no reason to put their resources into making a better product.
@@Chibi_Rikka
It’s a weird, pro-consumer thing for an EA executive to say. But yeah, that’s generally good advice. It’s almost like Satan telling you not to have sex before marriage if you want to stay out of hell.
“Fortunately, we have a product for people who aren’t able to stay connected. It’s called Xbox 360.”
-Don Mattrick when questioned about the Xbox One’s always online DRM back in 2013.
@@Ckoz2829 I mean yeah, the original comment made it seem like it was a dumb quote though, but it's actually honest, granted I don't know what game it was in reference to specifically. EA is capable of putting out good games on occasion though, or at least attaching their name to them, but a majority of them do belong on the 'don't like, don't buy' list.
@@Ckoz2829 That Xbox quote on the other hand is truly out of touch for sure.
Love seeing you guys film these style of skits! It's fun just to grab a camera and do somthing off the cuff.
mega64 killing in with the latest uploads, you bois still got it!!!
Can’t wait for Pizza: Remastered Classic Collection Crust
Oh man, that reminds me of the legendary MEGA64 Deus Ex video.
this goes hard
Loving these
The warner brothers sting at the end omgggggg
Pizza feeds.
Pizza gives life.
Pizza is life.
No compromise.
Real Tomato™️ tomato sauce as a DLC is worth-it
We're laughing but this could be a future 😢
IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHINNNNN. What a banger. Mega64 is back again. Here's an idea for the boys at mega64: A Mega64 Season pass. So we can finally get that quadruple A Mega64 skit experience 😎
Actually, anchovy and pineapple is my go to. No lie.
Knowing I’m going to see Derrick in sketch videos makes me even more excited when they upload.
as someone who works in the animation industry, this made me laugh so hard
Should've had him hire a consulting firm to make pizza for people who don't like pizza.
I want some indie Pizza right now.
I guess customers weren’t happy with the “pizza as a service” model after all.
I almost cried when Rocco said "heartless, soulless, grey husk of it's former self."
Video games companies used to be full of limitless ambition and creativity instead of greed. Not enough lunar whales in video games these days.
a modern classique
we are entering another golden age of mega64, like the fifth one at this point
holy shit i didn't know they'd make a sequel to one of their best videos
Yeah, of course you didn't. How could you have? Do you usually know what they're making next?
@@GoblinWilliams i'll get you
@@GoblinWilliams You say that, but *I* actually *did* know they were making this video.
I just never said anything cause nobody asked.
Fucking Digiorno's I swear to god
I mean, it's better than Little Seizures
So Derrick is behind Rooster Teeth being shut down.
We thought they were out
We thought they were done
We thought they were all macaroni
BUT THEY ARE BACK MORE BACK THAN EVER AT LEAST AS TWICE AS BACK AS BEFORE IT'S POQUE-O-CLOCK
2:00
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
Internet soldiers are eating good.
AAAA Pizza, yes please
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...... THEY'RE BACK!!!
3:31
"That looks worse than I Justine Pizza." LOL
Imagine a popping a pretzel crust pizza out of an Oven 5. Delish
Surely adding some extra crunch would make the business work!
So many good jokes in this video, also indie pizza is based
6 years was worth the wait to get that pizza kickstarter.
So many new Mega64 skits! This is fantastic. Also you better sell that VG Pizz Masters apron at some point!
Last time on if Pizza was video games: It'll be out in two to three years, I promise. To be continued.
*Five years later*
We should have known a second one was coming the way the first one was the only thing Derrick talked about any time relating to Mega64. He must be real proud of these commentaries.
I think about the iJustine pizza way too often, and I'm glad to see it mentioned again. I'm also convinced that Kevin died from that time he took a bite, and was replaced with a double.
Big Pizza really fucked up my apatite
somehow its gotten worse
like no one ever learned
My first M64 in 10 years, and Derrek has somehow grown younger.
Everytime I open the box I have to wait 4 hours for the ingredients to update back to fresh.
This is what I’ve missed from the gang. Weekly skits! 3 in a row! Hell yeah! Let’s just hope we also see Doug Huggem come out this month too!
The sequel we don't deserve!!
I’m bankrupting the pizza industry every time I make one of those Lunchables ones