Translation： Title: Today I'll show Ah Yin a few moves. #HowManyYearsOfWatchingWorldCupDoYouUnderstandFootballYet #BigKaKanBall (livestreamed program where they discuss football) #CreatingPlan Translation: Brother Cheng: Ah Yin, today I'll teach you the three secret techniques that ensures wins every time. This technique is only passed down to men, not women., to direct descendants and no one else (martial arts reference, you'll understand if you've seen a lot of wuxia/cultivation works). I'll only say it once. Ah Yin: Ok Brother Cheng: First form, Clothes Sticking 18 Steel. As a football pitch superstar, taking hair gel with you is normal, right? When the referee isn't looking, use the hair gel and distribute it evenly around your head, when the ball comes, make the ball get stuck to your head, what's left is to run with all your might. The only weakness of this technique is if you use it a lot, you will start balding. But don't worry, there's a second form. Brother Cheng: One inch long, one inch strong. When we have a corner kick opportunity, get into the horse position and let your teammates stack on you , now we are taller than the enemy by 3 metres, then we use a huge push and header the ball into the goal. They can't stop it. Brother Cheng: Third form, 8 doors gold lock. The first two techniques is enough to get ahead by goals, now continuing on the defence, we use our power to keep the ball dead under our body. 7 teammates, all stack on , they can't do anything. Ah Yin: wow Brother Cheng: If it wasn't for me (*something about a balloon, I didn't hear properly*), I wouldn't have forgotten these techniques. Girl: are you two done with your little bickering Brother Cheng: coming!
Shaolin Soccer
😂
football*
@@Benshamort107 thats not how the movie is called
These guys bring football to the next level already
Back to their old football-based shenanigans ! Classic Cheng
China lore be getting insane
This guy is the first 100 rated card in fifa
China wouldn't have lost if this guys were on the team
If only they were in the world cup
These guys always gotta do some crazy football stunts
At least they didn't killed someone this time
Should’ve brought back Obama for this one since the ball isn’t concrete this time
He's dead
He is literally at 0:38
@@gcortez2173 actually that's Obama's long lost brother. Bocama
@@gcortez2173 kinda does look like him
@@gcortez2173 that's not him that's his bozo brother
The most popular soccer team is the bing chilling ping pong team 🎉🎉❤❤
Cabeza de hierro jajaja , me recordó a súper 11
单身汪才踢球……他有主人了，不需要和呆毛一起踢球了😂哈哈哈
another classic
Translation：
Title: Today I'll show Ah Yin a few moves. #HowManyYearsOfWatchingWorldCupDoYouUnderstandFootballYet
#BigKaKanBall (livestreamed program where they discuss football) #CreatingPlan
Translation:
Brother Cheng: Ah Yin, today I'll teach you the three secret techniques that ensures wins every time. This technique is only passed down to men, not women., to direct descendants and no one else (martial arts reference, you'll understand if you've seen a lot of wuxia/cultivation works). I'll only say it once.
Ah Yin: Ok
Brother Cheng: First form, Clothes Sticking 18 Steel. As a football pitch superstar, taking hair gel with you is normal, right? When the referee isn't looking, use the hair gel and distribute it evenly around your head, when the ball comes, make the ball get stuck to your head, what's left is to run with all your might. The only weakness of this technique is if you use it a lot, you will start balding. But don't worry, there's a second form.
Brother Cheng: One inch long, one inch strong. When we have a corner kick opportunity, get into the horse position and let your teammates stack on you , now we are taller than the enemy by 3 metres, then we use a huge push and header the ball into the goal. They can't stop it.
Brother Cheng: Third form, 8 doors gold lock. The first two techniques is enough to get ahead by goals, now continuing on the defence, we use our power to keep the ball dead under our body. 7 teammates, all stack on , they can't do anything.
Ah Yin: wow
Brother Cheng: If it wasn't for me (*something about a balloon, I didn't hear properly*), I wouldn't have forgotten these techniques.
Girl: are you two done with your little bickering
Brother Cheng: coming!
wdym balloon he talking about a ball
@@zekeggy Dunno, I heard something about a balloon so i went with it, could just be something else entirely.
@@SupbarXD might be about a ball
Thank u for all ur work 🙏🙏
you are the hero of the people
Memes of the day :D
Que risa con esta joda
Croatia's master plan
不是...第一式真的有類似的球員這樣搞過，但被禁用了，至於其他二式...呵
if china were in the FIFA world cup
Ya nos cargo la chingada 💀
@@fantonpipe 💀💀
Shaolin soccer anime ❗❗
Pink guy is ALIVE
Pov u try find chinnese comment
Spanish dub please
xing xong dribles🗿🍷
999赞👍变1000赞👍
Best to watch in 2x speed for maximum China lore.
Knowledge enters your mind at 2x speed
red guy is so powerful
话说诚哥口音也太重了吧，最后字幕被被遮着也看不到说什么
伟大的翻译官同志
It's China lorein time
Babe wake up China lore uploaded
I can’t believe blue lock ripped off of china
Finally
Napoli
Another day, another video with no english subtitles...
Soccer in ohio
擱這打橄欖球呢？
⚽️ is lore
China lore be like
football in ohio
so skibidi ohio rizzy
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first