Weight Lifting On The Raft
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- I am stranded on a raft with a bunch of bickering old people other than crumb
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/ basetradetv
/ cuptoast
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jordan's the type of guy to see a motorized vehicle and ask 'is anyone gonna no clip under the map with that' and not wait for an answer
Jordan falling out of the map is so funny😆, he always figures out how mess it up.
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1:09:57
Jardon clipping out of the map was so funny lmao i was actually crying XD
Normal person- walks
Jardon- must take snowmobile again to get stuck again
Jordan's quips in this episode is through roof, what a himbo
30:33
“Did he fly snowmobiles?”
“It was the last thing he did!”
This is so funny and I’m genuinely upset that no one appreciated it.
Jardoon may be a captain but he isn't the helmsman who pilots the craft. Being the Captain of the ship doesn't necessarily mean they are the ship's pilot just that they are the highest authority on the craft who gives out orders. EDIT: On smaller crafts, the Skipper tends to do both the Captain's and the Helmsman's jobs
Skippersparklez
Oh man!!! A new episode of Raft with the crew to watch after my final Summer Semester exam is such an awesome reward/way to relax. Appreciate you four sharing the fun you all have together with us. ❤⛵🦈
They really need to get there hands on some lama's so they can make backpacks to increase there invetory.
I think Kara at least, already has one, but you're totally right that it'd definitely help out.
1:10:34 what you're probably here for
Thank u good sir
Thank you kind sir
Find a shorter version on the shorts channel
"The gravitational pull of Mercury is causing my snowmobile to stand up" - Jardon 2022
I love this series so much, I’m so glad it’s back with everyone from before
A "land Captain" is an honorary "Marshal" when aboard a ship at sea. You can't go around confusing the two! Though theoretically, a Sea Captain is a higher rank from a hierarchy standpoint, and a 'Marshal' on land is quite a few steps closer in rank to a General than said "land" Captain... Why it have to be so borked, tho? 😅
That no clip moment needs to go on his sparkly shorts channel
Its posted there. That's how I came here to watch the vod
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10:35 tough
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39:20 39:56 Rif ain't the designated driver no more: 42:50
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49:40
Snowmobile trolls
1:05:37 1:07:10 1:09:55 1:10:23 1:10:33 1:19:11 1:28:13
1:30:38
I’m so glad he puts the episode number in the thumbnail.
Didn’t know he was playing like Let’s Game it Out. Lol
Jordan pulling some Halo ce worthog strates !! Love it
21:33 omg this needs to be a short
Btw Jordan falling of the map was hilarious but he be buff after dat workout
They could probably keep a snow mobile on the raft if they put it in a shed or something so it is enclosed lol
For when sparkles is talking to crump on how he bit a price of his tongue off it reminded me that when I was seven two years in a row in October I busted my two upper teeth through my bottom lip
“What did he do?”
WHATIDOO! *boom*
Rifkins singing is spot on
47:52 Rifkin: Dude, how weird is it that they named a planet after a god?
Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, along with dwarf planets Pluto, Ceres, Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Quaoar, Orcus, and Sedna are all named after deities, as were many of their moons.
If it helps, just assume I'm always being sarcastic :-)
@@BaseTrade That joke totally went over my head oops
but that's okay, I love any excuse to bring up the lesser-known planets in our solar system. They deserve as much love as pluto
The army has captains too
Stranger things is more child friendly then Tommy.
17:26 the sign says Österreich
29:07 where is my tiny tina merch lol. sorry but by far she is the best character of the games.
I'm not 100% sure but at utopia the main antagonist says something not so family friendly.
why you guys no make armor?
One of the best game play ever. It’s super fun and funny
1:30:25 is around where the short starts. If anyone was curious.
1:10:34
Hey Captain I was wondering when you guys finish Raft if you all could play Grounded again as it has changed so much since you have played the story is almost completed to where there will be a 1.0 update on September 27 and the full game and story will be released
We just gonna ignore the fucking angel on that telescope
Snowmobile = Halo Worthog vibs and stats !!!!
There is that other one you can go in now that had radiation
\o/ yay crumb
🤣🤣🤣he fell silent
Is this game free? I wanna play it
Unfortunately Raft is not free, but it's very much worth it if you have the money, and even more so if you have a friend to play with. It normally costs $19.99 on steam, it's on sale right now for 16.99 (15% off) until Thursday (August 11). If it's too expensive right now you can always put it in your wishlist on steam and buy it again when it goes on sale (maybe for less).
so fun
Daddy Sharklez??
More like daddy Glitchlez
Daddy Sharklez!!
Jordan u need a backpack!!!!
frick last one standing
whay is it me 😒 😫🤬
Why don't they make the engine controller
Has jardon seen seasons 3 and 4 of stranger things? Cause there's mucho gore.
Please bring back trials with nick
This episode frustrated me so much
can we get a series from the beginning Jordan? RaftGT
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