French, but Every Letter Is Pronounced.

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  • @RipePineapples
    @RipePineapples 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2584

    L'Académie française isn't going to be happy with this.

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

      They shall, deal with it.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      *good.*

    • @kerity8707
      @kerity8707 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      Their only task (assigned by a minister of Louis XIV) is to write a dictionary, which they do... once a century. Technically, they don't have the power to decide how we should write and speak, but, hey, traditions!

    • @benj.bloomgren3680
      @benj.bloomgren3680 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Phoque Zemm! (Yes, I know that phoque means seal. Don’t club me!

    • @FairyCRat
      @FairyCRat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fuck them, let them be pissed.

  • @ttyt4078
    @ttyt4078 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1856

    In other words: How I used to pronounce french when first learning it at school

    • @waffledkai
      @waffledkai 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Fr

    • @dombo813
      @dombo813 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      How I still pronounce French because it amuses me.

    • @saintpoliglota
      @saintpoliglota 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      When I started to learn French at the university, I also talked like that

    • @ostrovskiartur
      @ostrovskiartur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      English is the same

    • @e32b61
      @e32b61 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @kleppo-lk6ggwhat languages do you speak conversationally on a regular basis?

  • @alguient1298
    @alguient1298 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1845

    As a native spanish speaker, I can understand over 60-50% of french. But, I can understand over 80% of français aspiré.

    • @IceFireTerry
      @IceFireTerry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

      yeah i always thought that if french pronounced more of the letters it would sound more like the other romance languages

    • @damian_madmansnest
      @damian_madmansnest 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      I just realised that French is like a radical form of Español Chileno 😂

    • @alguient1298
      @alguient1298 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      @@damian_madmansnest I don't think that. French is like a english + portuguese nasal vowels.

    • @ironiccookies2320
      @ironiccookies2320 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      As an English speaker, I can understand 5%. No surprise there,
      Edit: I should clarify written only. Spoken French I understand less than 1%

    • @XOXO-eo5vu
      @XOXO-eo5vu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We cannot understand each other over 20% at most while speaking without having had each other's language classes.
      You are high likely refering to written understanding only.
      What is french aspiré btw

  • @Hiljaa_
    @Hiljaa_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1596

    French is what happens when you go through the sound changes you want in a tonal language but you forget to add the tones

    • @maelstrom57
      @maelstrom57 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like: what happens when you have a bunch of bigots deciding the spelling rules and they don't want the poor to become literate.

    • @wilhelmseleorningcniht9410
      @wilhelmseleorningcniht9410 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      @user-vo9wd6tx6c highly unlikely. Limburgish is a really small language to have such an overt influence on French of all things, and some dialects of French are spoken quite far away from anywhere Limburgish is spoken.
      No this is more just what languages do. They change, they lost stuff. The only reason it's particularly notable in French is because similar to English and Danish the orthography was frozen more or less in place before a number of sound changes which obscured it.
      All the Romance languages have changed a lot, and many in quite complex ways, it's just that French has done so the most. It's not particular unique in that it has such losses, only in how much has in fact been lost

    • @RainDownpours
      @RainDownpours 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      Now you made me wonder what tonal French would sound like.

    • @cielvague
      @cielvague 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Exactly. The degeneration of French pronunciation is mainly due to the fact that it's very old. Much older than English. Chinese languages have a similar history, originally being much richer in syllables. Chinese speakers compensated this loss with tones, and French speakers didn't. Not even pitch accent like in Japanese.

    • @lofdan
      @lofdan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      ​@@cielvaguethere aren't "older" languages.

  • @allenz_yt
    @allenz_yt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2484

    I would unironically start learning french if it was pronounced like this

    • @bahaman19901
      @bahaman19901 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      how come?

    • @iamasalad9080
      @iamasalad9080 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      What about the cursed clusters involving elision + h?

    • @josukehigashikata1481
      @josukehigashikata1481 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

      That's way I am gonna learn Old French instead and speak to french people exclusively in it.

    • @allenz_yt
      @allenz_yt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@iamasalad9080 I've also learned polish so...

    • @adkand1234
      @adkand1234 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      some Southern french dialects do speak like this because of italian influence

  • @LilithNephilim666
    @LilithNephilim666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +872

    Pronouncing silent final e as a schwa just gave him a southern accent lol
    I tought pronouncing every letter would make it a mess, but it's actually pretty easy to understand, it just sounds like a regional speech

    • @FairyCRat
      @FairyCRat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

      Funny enough, as a southerner, to me it sounds like a northern regional language.

    • @spaghettiisyummy.3623
      @spaghettiisyummy.3623 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Rainbow dish.
      Pinkie Pink.

    • @SenhorKoringa
      @SenhorKoringa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      it makes sense from german perspective

    • @fabulously695
      @fabulously695 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      I thought the same, when the English speaker was reading it out, I understood nothing, but when the French speaker was reading, I was thinking "oh, still French but we've just gone south"

    • @FairyCRat
      @FairyCRat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @user-vo9wd6tx6c Yeah, I'm not familiar with each of them but it gives me the same vibe, like very French-sounding but not quite.

  • @LeafyGoire
    @LeafyGoire 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +605

    as a french speaker, watching the first part of the video was like "wtf, this sounds very weird" but after watching the part where the french native spoke "français aspiré", this became quite clear and actually pretty pleasant to hear

    • @jp16k92
      @jp16k92 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Yep, and to be honest, not so different from modern French. I was expecting much more distortion.

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      Any change made to French can't make it worse than it already is. If French was pronounced closer to it's spelling, it would be a somewhat normal language

    • @jp16k92
      @jp16k92 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@ararune3734 yes! But where would be the fun? 😋

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@jp16k92 It would be quite fun if my throat didn't bleed upon trying to speak a language

    • @mireillecopin6183
      @mireillecopin6183 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@ararune3734haha what's a normal language ? 😅 Considering that there are 7000 languages spoken on earth, I don't think French or even English for that matter are the weirdest ones

  • @FairyCRat
    @FairyCRat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +478

    As a French person, my first thought at 5:44 was "wait, now you can't tell it apart from the feminine version" but then I remembered that your cursed version of French re-introduced word-final schwa.

    • @NotFinnish
      @NotFinnish 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Languages that don’t have grammatical gender really confused as to the fuss

    • @FairyCRat
      @FairyCRat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@k.r.a.k.iI live in southern France, both schwas in "grande amie" are silent in this context. The schwa can rearise in some contexts (including "grande" in isolation, [gʁɑ̃d] > [ˈgʁandə]) but we wouldn't pronounce the schwa right before or after another vowel, except maybe in poetry for meter reasons, but that wouldn't be accent-specific.

    • @FairyCRat
      @FairyCRat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Niclaas1999Yeah, silent vs. aspirated H is one of the weirdest things about French. Technically both are silent, but the aspirated H still has an effect on pronunciation by preventing liaison. Meanwhile words like homme could lose their H and nothing would change, it's really just a leftover from Latin that hasn't been pronounced in over a millennium.

    • @FairyCRat
      @FairyCRat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @k.r.a.k.i Yes indeed

    • @billiusjames6403
      @billiusjames6403 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I just found that in most songs the final e are mostly pronouced probably in order to sound fluently

  • @deku_0073
    @deku_0073 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    As a french speaker, it doesn't sound as bad as I expected. If there was a regional accent like this, I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @PeloquinDavid
      @PeloquinDavid 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ça rappelle un peu le catalan, non?

    • @Demian_Garcia
      @Demian_Garcia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@PeloquinDavida mi també m'hi recordava

    • @Quzinqa1122
      @Quzinqa1122 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Provençal, Occitan...?

  • @meabhmurphy9090
    @meabhmurphy9090 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Looking forward to the inevitable follow-up 'Français muet' where hardly any of the letters are pronounced.

    • @benpholmes
      @benpholmes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That's pretty much like modern French now! I have no idea how the hell anybody understands each other in spoken speech without subtitles, the language is so plagued with homophones! I know, yeah . . . yeah, context! 😂

    • @udasai
      @udasai 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Pronounce only the first letter of every word. So simplify, each letter is pronounced like "hon" in current French. So, no change really, as far as I can see.

    • @meabhmurphy9090
      @meabhmurphy9090 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@benpholmes yeah but what if we pushed it down further

    • @Deosgaeno
      @Deosgaeno 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Next step would be ''Français mime" where there are no sounds at all, only performance acts.

  • @adityajain1211
    @adityajain1211 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +819

    French if a German read it for the first time in his life

    • @Banom7a
      @Banom7a 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      which is ironic because french are like that because of Frankish and Gaul people trying to speak Latin

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      A franconian german. Saxons wouldnt read anything like this.

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@Banom7a They learned latin correctly they just spoke it with their own accent which caused it to change over time differently than other latin dialects.

    • @Banom7a
      @Banom7a 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 that's the joke lol

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ye sounds like when I was first learning French. I'm form Vienna

  • @gugusalpha2411
    @gugusalpha2411 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    It really just sounds like a strong regional accent to my French ears. But the pronounced "s" at the end of plural makes French sounds very hissing, haha.

    • @TheJosman
      @TheJosman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Spanish does pronounce every s sound and does sound hissing.
      Sure, some dialects (like Caribbean, Andalusian, Argentinean, Chilean...) aspirate s sounds, but other accents (particularly Mexican accents) do tend to pronounce all 's' sounds making a lot of hiss sounds.

    • @nokaton
      @nokaton 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It sounds just like middle French.

    • @dudewithgreenhat
      @dudewithgreenhat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Meaning those region has conservative language transition

    • @gugusalpha2411
      @gugusalpha2411 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TheJosman Spanish [s] sound is a little more farther in the mouth than a typical French or English one, making it less hissing. It's called the "voiceless apico-alveolar sibilant".

    • @TheJosman
      @TheJosman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gugusalpha2411 maybe in some other dialects, but some accents do have the same s as the one in English.

  • @IreneSaltini
    @IreneSaltini 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Oh, hey, this is exactly how I sound when trying to read a French text.

  • @Pomodorosan
    @Pomodorosan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Wait a minute, that's just how every english speaker reads french words

  • @modmaker7617
    @modmaker7617 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +552

    English & French: The spelling is historic and the modern pronunciation doesn't match.
    Polish, German, Spanish, Italian etc: pronounce words how it's spelt.
    Danish:.....

    • @thatoddshade
      @thatoddshade 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      I think the reason Danish and not other scandinavian languages sounds weird is because Denmark has been invaded by France and whoever the ruler of France was at the timw wanted to make Danish like French.

    • @mollof7893
      @mollof7893 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Ø

    • @fluffpawz
      @fluffpawz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      I would say that German and Spanish words aren’t always read the same as they are spelled, but otherwise I get your point and I agree

    • @talideon
      @talideon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      ​@@thatoddshade Yeah, no. While Napoleon did exert a lot of control over Denmark, he didn't rule it, and I'm not aware of any time that any French monarch has ruled in Denmark.
      That's also not enough to explain the sound changes in Danish vs Norwegian Bokmål and all the other crazy things Danish does that have absolutely no relation to anything in French.

    • @Sel__27-27
      @Sel__27-27 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      This is a joke​@@talideon

  • @-jooj-5710
    @-jooj-5710 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    As a portuguese speaker myself, I understand barely 20% of what french people say, but this Français Aspiré made me understand like 60% of that

  • @selensoycan8378
    @selensoycan8378 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    This is exactly how I pronounced French when I was first learning it, as someone whose native language is phonetically consistent. 💀

    • @ibnenkigalileo9256
      @ibnenkigalileo9256 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      French is phonetically consistent. If a French native speaker comes across a new word, he/she always knows how to pronounce it.

    • @selensoycan8378
      @selensoycan8378 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ibnenkigalileo9256 Good to know, thanks!

    • @paradoxmo
      @paradoxmo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@ibnenkigalileo9256 it’s just that in French it’s a one way map of orthography to pronunciation, and given a particular pronunciation there could be a dozen ways to spell it and there isn’t any systemic way to know. This is an even worse problem with English since English doesn’t even map cleanly one way.

  • @BabayChannel
    @BabayChannel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    The e at the end sound just like a southerner, but the -s are crazy. Also I think qu and gu and ge was a mistake, I'd argue they are not silent, just a digraph

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      fair for gu since it avoids /ʒ/, but the u in qu is pretty much useless given all words with q have u right after (except the rare word-final q), not to mention exceptions like aquarium

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@truesoundchris ain't what I said :b

    • @crimsonhawk52
      @crimsonhawk52 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In college our professor was from the south of france and we didnt find out until after the midterm that our class struggled with the parisian-spoken listening portion because we had all developed not only an accent but an ear for the accent lmao

    • @andrebrait
      @andrebrait 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@truesoundchrisYou mean isolated, right? Because in Spanish and Portuguese it can be just /k/ as well when combined with e and i (e.g. que, aqui, quem, querer, química, etc.)

    • @canadiancupcake2443
      @canadiancupcake2443 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah. I think that was the biggest giveaway that he probably just thought this up without consulting very many Romance or French speakers, because that is a massive gap when it comes to being able to have the soft and hard arrangement for the g, gu, c, ç, and qu arrangements before e and i vs before the other vowels

  • @Ellrise
    @Ellrise 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    I'm french and this actually sounds like french from a few hundreds years ago (though I say that just as an intuitive opinion)

  • @oliveranderson7264
    @oliveranderson7264 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

    I feel sad as a French speaker, we'd be closer to the other major Romance languages if we pronounced it this way

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Thats what happens when you undo sound changes.
      Its the case if you go far back to.
      Latin gets reks from PIE hregs, notice how its still a g in regnant.

    • @WK-5775
      @WK-5775 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Really? Just think of the words "et" and "sept" which sound in Italian ("e", "sette") and in Spanish ("y", "siete") much like in French. As a consequence, one should rather drop some letters that aren't pronounced any more from the spelling instead of pronouncing them. Still, I definitely do not advocate dropping the final "s" indicating the plural or the "e" in the feminine forms!

    • @oliveranderson7264
      @oliveranderson7264 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@WK-5775 True but most of our words have undergone so many changes that they've become barely recognizable to other Romance speakers. Verre vs vidrio, chaud vs caldo, yeux vs occhi,... Just to name a few. They're related but to an untrained eye they look like they derive from completely different roots. As for the s thing, it's even worse when you consider the plural of words in "al" (cheval) which ends in "aux" but pronounced o (chevaux/chevo), the x was never pronounced in the first place but was easier for scribal monks to write

    • @WK-5775
      @WK-5775 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@oliveranderson7264 French is ok as it is, imo, and one can deduce the pronunciation of (most of) the words from their spelling - if one knows the rules. This is far better than in English, where there are more exceptions than rules, cf. the famous "ghoti".
      As to the issue with the "x" in the plural, I was aware of that. One can't change the fact that the plural of "cheval" is "chevaux", so how should one spell that? "Chevo" would be completely irregular, even if there were "travo" and "matério" too. "Chevaus" would be ok, along with "châteaus" etc., if needed. But that wouldn't make things easier, after all. And the solution "à l'anglaise", writing "chevals" and pronouncing "chevaux", would mess things up completely.

    • @XOXO-eo5vu
      @XOXO-eo5vu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That doesn't make any sense. There is no point to sound close to each other. Except to confuse every language together

  • @JakubS
    @JakubS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    he fixed it

  • @skyhistory6602
    @skyhistory6602 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I kind of disagree with one thing
    digraph I would left as standard french /ʒ/ not /ʒə/ because is consider part of digraph so it's not silent

  • @GustafUNL
    @GustafUNL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +287

    It's just slightly better than real French. Old French is actually not painful to hear.

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      The emporors name was Karle Magne not Šarle Main.

    • @tiredcatman7381
      @tiredcatman7381 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      ''real french'' taught in most french courses is just parisian french. This is like southern accents in france. I even had a teacher tell us that if we wanted, we could roll the R, since there's many french accents that do it.

    • @St-benoit
      @St-benoit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      this is not quite like old French, old French has the same heavy liaisons but some sounds are completely different, like Francais would be pronounced Franswé and you would roll the R. It's closer to the Quebecquer accent or joual.

    • @GustafUNL
      @GustafUNL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@St-benoit I know, he said in the video this is not like old French. Reread my comment. I said 'it', it being the version of French lingo lizard made in this video, sounds slightly better than real French. Then I said Old French is actually not painful to hear, in contrast to the previous two types of French mentioned.
      And yes, I have heard Old French.

    • @XOXO-eo5vu
      @XOXO-eo5vu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you aware that This Guy has a foreign accent and doesn't really Master the prononounciation of """old french" nor moderne french

  • @emjizone
    @emjizone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Now imagine if English speakers *actually* pronounced every letter of English *as they claim* to pronounce them. Give it a try.

    • @swingyflingex3458
      @swingyflingex3458 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’s been made in another video. Look it up!

    • @answerman9933
      @answerman9933 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair, most of the situations you are referencing are borrowed words of French origins.

    • @atlas-b8h
      @atlas-b8h 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@answerman9933 Untrue. Most words with silent k are from Old English (knee, knight), as are words with silent w (whole, sword, answer), silent t (listen, wrestle), etc.

    • @Big_Sloppa
      @Big_Sloppa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That would be just Russian accent 🙄😅

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ten you'd get de Anglish Kniggets back!

  • @thibistharkuk2929
    @thibistharkuk2929 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Pretty good video but I'd just liked to say that the silent final e is still pronounced is certain accents, especially in the south of France

  • @BrandonMasha-fu9yp
    @BrandonMasha-fu9yp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    That is the most beautiful version of French I've ever heard... 😊🤗❤️

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I think it sound worse but it is easyer to understand.

    • @nishacjayakumar
      @nishacjayakumar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      UGH YEAHHH IT LITERALLY SOUNDS WAY BETTER THAN MODERN DRENCH. But Im not even french I have french friends tho so I think I would know something about how people speak frenxg bormally

  • @amandak.4246
    @amandak.4246 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    honestly this sounded more normal than i expected lol. the french do pronounce stuff in songs that wouldn't be pronounced otherwise, if it helps it fit the rhythm better, or at least they used to. made the listening sections of my french phonology exams more difficult

  • @wilhelmseleorningcniht9410
    @wilhelmseleorningcniht9410 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    accidentally reinvents Old French

    • @Aucelons
      @Aucelons 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Don't let him reintroduce the nominative/oblique system

  • @C_B_Hubbs
    @C_B_Hubbs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Please do this for English too.

    • @werdna45
      @werdna45 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Arron Alon made a couple of videos called 'What If English Were Phonetically Consistent'.

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I already made a 10 minute video showcasing what I think when I write over 4 years ago. Teenage me was just worse at linguistics and the production value is 0 as I made it for my friends not any bigger audiance.

    • @hlibushok
      @hlibushok 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That would just be Original Pronunciation, I think.

  • @Lo_Ratpenat
    @Lo_Ratpenat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    If French was pronounced like this the closeness to Catalan would be much more evident 😍 Love it

  • @ruedigernassauer
    @ruedigernassauer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    5:24 The "d" in "poids" was introduced by mistake to make French spelling closer to Latin. "Poids" like Spanish "peso" never had a spoken "d".

    • @dragonick2947
      @dragonick2947 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It's like the "b" in "doubt", which also isn't pronounced.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@dragonick2947 or debt, from debitus

    • @ruedigernassauer
      @ruedigernassauer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@dragonick2947That´s right, it was sneaked in afterwards to reassociate this word with Latin dubito. Robwords has made a video of that.

    • @Ennocb
      @Ennocb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The h in huit (uict > huict) was also an artificial addition and doesn't belong there, afaik.

    • @LorenzoF06
      @LorenzoF06 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​​@@Ennocb I think it is the same thing that happened in Spanish "huevo": old typewriters would have written those words "VEVO", "ueuo", "VIT" (or "VICT"), "uit" (or "uict"), so adding an "h" makes clear that you're supposed to use the semivowel "u" sound, not a "v" sound. Otherwise, you would have pronounced them the equivalent of "vevo"/"bevo" and "vit" (or "vict") respectively

  • @grobbelaarthibaud
    @grobbelaarthibaud 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    As a French speaker but in Africa sometimes we pronounce the silent letters but the e

    • @elchile336
      @elchile336 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      liaison?

    • @grobbelaarthibaud
      @grobbelaarthibaud 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@elchile336 w h a t

    • @elchile336
      @elchile336 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@grobbelaarthibaud les [le], amis [ami], les amis [le‿zami]; est [ɛ], belle [bɛl], la fille est très belle [la fij ɛ‿tʁɛ bɛl]
      [ɛ‿ʒ ʁɛzɔ̃]? (ai-je raison?)

  • @andewakare2590
    @andewakare2590 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I wonder how much shorter French texts would look like if only the pronounced letters were spelled lol

  • @Defektyd
    @Defektyd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Well now I know why "mangeait" is spelt like that.

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Though writing it manget would amount to the same thing, since manger is /mɑ̃ʒe/ so would be manget

  • @Fingolfin013
    @Fingolfin013 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'm trying to learn to sing a medieval french song recently. This video really helps me a lot. Thanks.

  • @DopamineSage
    @DopamineSage 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is one thing I love about French, the sounds look hard when spelt, but they simplify when pronouncing them

  • @samuthemapper600
    @samuthemapper600 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    as an italian, if french pronounced all the letters it would be extremely easy to learn

  • @j.e.b.999
    @j.e.b.999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It actually sounds like Baroque French for theatre and opera, which is good. Some remnants here and there in older versions of La Marseillaise or Edith Piaf's songs...

  • @Patafoin
    @Patafoin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    J'ai maintenant mal à la tete.

    • @LingoLizard
      @LingoLizard  5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg hi Patafoin! I love your animations!

  • @leonhardeuler7647
    @leonhardeuler7647 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Isn't that just Old and Middle French with funky grammar and pronunciation?
    As a Bengali, considering that compared to its Indo Aryan cousins, Bengali (and other Eastern Indo Aryan languages like Odia and Assamese) has gone through some extra sound changes kind of like French (although not to the same extent and also some of the other equally extreme sound changes in other Indo Aryan languages are masked by a degree of Sanskritization through tatsamas), I wonder how pronouncing all letters in Bengali worsa like their Sanskrit equivalents would make it sound to speakers of non Eastern Indo Aryan languages. Perhaps someone should try it sometime.

    • @enricobianchi4499
      @enricobianchi4499 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Holy shit it's Bengali Leonhard Euler

    • @mottom2657
      @mottom2657 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      বাংলাতে যদি সব বর্ণ উচ্চারিত হয় তাহলে ওড়িয়া/উড়ে ভাষার কাছাকাছি শোনাবে। ওড়িয়া/উড়ে ভাষায় শব্দের শেষের 'অ'-ও উচ্চারিত হয়।

    • @leonhardeuler7647
      @leonhardeuler7647 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mottom2657 হ্যাঁ এবং না। কয়েক জিনিসে ওড়িয়া উচ্চারণ তার বানানের সাথে অবশ্যই বাংলার চেয়ে আরো মেলে, তবুও যেহেতু দুটোই পূর্ব আর্য ভাষা সেইজন্য তাদের ঐতিহাসিক ধ্বনি-পরিবর্তন মোটামুটি একই রকম। যেমন ধরুন সংস্কৃতের অনেক যুক্তব্যঞ্জন দ্বিরুক্ত হয়ে যায় শব্দের শেষে বা মাঝখানে আর শব্দের প্রথমে শুধুমাত্র একটা ব্যঞ্জন হয়ে যায়। অবশ্য এমন নয় যে হিন্দির ইতিহাসে এরকম পরিবর্তন নেই। ধরুন সংস্কৃতের "ক্ষেত্র" (kṣetra) এখন দুই ভাষাতেই "খেত/ক্ষেত" (khet) হয়েছে কিন্ত সংস্কৃতের তৎসমটি হিন্দিতে সংস্কৃতের মতনই উচ্চারণ হয় আর বাংলায় উচ্চারণ হয় "khetro"। মূল পরিবর্তনগুলো প্রধান আর্যভাষাগুলিতে একই রকম, শুধু তৎসমর উচ্চারণ আলাদা। তবু তাদের নিজস্ব প্রাকৃত রূপে দেখবেন যে ট্রেন্ড একই রকম।
      আমি যেটা বলছি সেটা হচ্ছে যে বাংলা লেখায় প্রত্যেক ব্যঞ্জন এবং স্বরবর্ণের উচ্চারণ তার সাথে মিলছে এমন সংস্কৃত অক্ষরের মতো হবে। তার মানে স্বরবর্ণগুলি সংস্কৃত বা হিন্দির মতোই উচ্চারিত হবে। আর যুক্ত এবং লুপ্ত ব্যঞ্জনগুলোও সংস্কৃতের মতো উচ্চারিত হবে। সেইটাই করে দেখতে চাই আমি।

    • @leonhardeuler7647
      @leonhardeuler7647 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mottom2657 @mottom2657 হ্যাঁ এবং না। কয়েক জিনিসে ওড়িয়া উচ্চারণ তার বানানের সাথে অবশ্যই বাংলার চেয়ে আরো মেলে, তবুও যেহেতু দুটোই পূর্ব আর্য ভাষা সেইজন্য তাদের ঐতিহাসিক ধ্বনি-পরিবর্তন মোটামুটি একই রকম। যেমন ধরুন সংস্কৃতের অনেক যুক্তব্যঞ্জন দ্বিরুক্ত হয়ে যায় শব্দের শেষে বা মাঝখানে আর শব্দের প্রথমে শুধুমাত্র একটা ব্যঞ্জন হয়ে যায়। অবশ্য এমন নয় যে হিন্দির ইতিহাসে এরকম পরিবর্তন নেই। ধরুন সংস্কৃতের "ক্ষেত্র" (kṣetra) এখন দুই ভাষাতেই "খেত/ক্ষেত" (khet) হয়েছে কিন্ত সংস্কৃতের তৎসমটি হিন্দিতে সংস্কৃতের মতনই উচ্চারণ হয় আর বাংলায় উচ্চারণ হয় "khetro"। মূল পরিবর্তনগুলো প্রধান আর্যভাষাগুলিতে একই রকম, শুধু তৎসমর উচ্চারণ আলাদা। তবু তাদের নিজস্ব প্রাকৃত রূপে দেখবেন যে ট্রেন্ড একই রকম।
      আমি যেটা বলছি সেটা হচ্ছে যে বাংলা লেখায় প্রত্যেক ব্যঞ্জন এবং স্বরবর্ণের উচ্চারণ তার সাথে মিলছে এমন সংস্কৃত অক্ষরের মতো হবে। তার মানে স্বরবর্ণগুলি সংস্কৃত বা হিন্দির মতোই উচ্চারিত হবে। আর যুক্ত এবং লুপ্ত ব্যঞ্জনগুলোও সংস্কৃতের মতো উচ্চারিত হবে। সেইটাই করে দেখতে চাই আমি।

    • @majimadavis3602
      @majimadavis3602 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mottom2657 yeaa odia still got da ɔ

  • @kittycatcrunchie
    @kittycatcrunchie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This did lowkey not sound as different when spoken than I expected. Bon vidéo

  • @TheRealWALLABI
    @TheRealWALLABI 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    But it does really sound like middle French pronunciation, just with a "modern" accent. Well done.

  • @Jodrik713
    @Jodrik713 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That funny for the word fils which it has 2 pronounciations deppending of the word what "fils" mean, pronounced "fis" for boy(s) and "fil" for threads

  • @nikolasha8554
    @nikolasha8554 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a French person this is exactly what I expected Old French to sound like

  • @222patapon222
    @222patapon222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Just a small note, as a French native phonologist; /ʁ/ in French isn't always [ʁ̞] (lowered, as an approximant). It varies a lot between dialects and idiolects, but it's usually just a regular [ʁ] next to a voiced consonant and [ʁ̥] (voiceless) next to a voiceless consonant. It's most often the approximant between vowels or at the end of words, but it can also be at the beginning of words.

  • @Dorei02
    @Dorei02 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a native spanish speaker, it was like a literal oral version of the written form, and understood like 90% of it xD
    It sounds more close to the rest of romance languages, closer to català and occitan.

  • @concerninghobbits5536
    @concerninghobbits5536 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Facts and logic aside, as someone who has studied most of the intricacies of the French language and especially phonetics, I just love it. To be fair the pronunciation IS really really consistent, WAY more than English, it just isn't intuitive especially to a non-native. And it's not as simple as just knowing what letters make what sounds as there are a lot of rules that determine which sounds to make (not nearly as bad as the video I watched on Gaelic, that too was consistent but it was so many rules to keep track of at once it's super hard to just be able to pronounce words with sight reading).
    In other news, can any French speakers let me know if he made a typo with c'est ainsi, I was under the impression it's s3.t3~.si pardon my lack of effort getting the IPA. Basically just the second e has a nasal marker does it not?

  • @lorenzreiher1407
    @lorenzreiher1407 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm german and learned french in school. It's incomprehensible for me spoken from modern speakers. But the français aspiré, I basically understood everything even wothout seeing the transliteration. I wish they would speak like that.

  • @BlitzWalkthrough
    @BlitzWalkthrough 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This actually sounds so much better, although there a some pronunciation rules I would have done differently

  • @raviolithebest8644
    @raviolithebest8644 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love how he pinches his nose whenever he says “français aspiré”

  • @CamerTheDragon
    @CamerTheDragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Now we need this for English lol

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      we have a ton of words ending in silent e, just like in French lol
      such as take, bake, cake, sake, made, etc.

    • @Stripes404
      @Stripes404 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Aspirated English when? LOL

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I already made a 10 minute video showcasing what I think when I write over 4 years ago. Teenage me was just worse at linguistics and the production value is 0 as I made it for my friends not any bigger audiance.

    • @maelstrom57
      @maelstrom57 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@Xnoob545 The final e actually serves a purpose in English: it lengthens the previous vowel. Compare:
      mad / made
      pin / pine
      secret / secrete
      cloth / clothes
      run / rune

    • @-ari
      @-ari 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      true ​@@maelstrom57

  • @mrrandom1265
    @mrrandom1265 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's just how my Vietnamese wife who didn't learn a word of French in the last 5 years would read my family name.

  • @nomeansno5481
    @nomeansno5481 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    This sounds like Cajun French lol

  • @concerninghobbits5536
    @concerninghobbits5536 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Two nice things are: you can use context with words that sound the same and it really isn't a problem when 6 totally different words have the same sound; and also having so many dropped sounds makes it way easier to start speaking the language.
    When mange, manges, mange, and mangent all sound the same you can kinda ignore conjugating besides for mangez and mangeons when using spoken French, if you accidentally write manges instead of mange, nobody will know if you're just speaking it.
    Also a lot of ambiguity is cleared up with liaison or grammatical context. The conversation topic might tell you which of 6 words they meant for a shared pronunciation, but when il and ils are pronounced the same and then you say il est or ils sont, you can hear which il/ils they meant because the verb is different. That's a more advanced skill but it helps explain why French natives aren't just constantly confused about which word people are using, if you grow up speaking it those clues are very natural and clarify pretty much any sentence

  • @DanielGalimidi
    @DanielGalimidi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I wouldn't mind if French either became French Aspiré OR if it updated the spelling of its words to match how they're actually pronounced. Then it'd be a much easier language to learn.

  • @nekrugderzweite8298
    @nekrugderzweite8298 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    finally a version of french that makes sense

  • @pokeshark
    @pokeshark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    sounds just like a Romanian 5th grader reading French.. reading all the letters they shouldn't just to annoy the teacher.

  • @PhattyBolger
    @PhattyBolger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Amazed to hear a linguist say "pronounciation".

  • @lily38942
    @lily38942 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i like this better than normal french

    • @ANCalias
      @ANCalias 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No way

  • @saarthel8532
    @saarthel8532 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm a native French speaker and it was very easy to understand. As the bulk of each words are basically the same but with few added sounds, it wasn't harder than listening to someone with a foreign accent or just like having background noises. Actually, it reminds me the utility of both liason and grammatical gender (being able to easily understand even if we didn't hear 100% of it perfectly). I must admit, tho, that as a linguistics nerd, I'm kinda used to listen to samlple of what old and middle French used to sound like.

  • @orvillesash
    @orvillesash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I say this not to be a pedant, but because it seems very relevant to your subject matter: it's "pronunciation"

    • @jeff__w
      @jeff__w 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I made the same comment. (And it's spelled “pronunciation,” too.)

    • @subplantant
      @subplantant 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Mispronouncing pronunciation is one of my favourite genres

    • @fmtjanssen
      @fmtjanssen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He also butchered the pronunciation of "butchered".

    • @Stripes404
      @Stripes404 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's pronunced like that too.

  • @s.m.2523
    @s.m.2523 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honnestly...as a french speaker, it's definitively recognizable as french, not even bad sounding, fairfly pleasant in fact. It sounds a bit like someone with a medly of a few french accent (proncoucing the final letter and the sha sounds make it sound a lot like a Southern french accent while other time it soundsed a bit like an english accent on french) or a very begginer learning the language speaking but like I didn't have to make an effort in my head to really understand at any moment.

  • @aleppogameingreal
    @aleppogameingreal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    french if it was normal

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      *bad

    • @aleppogameingreal
      @aleppogameingreal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@abarette_ thats not how you spell normal

    • @maelstrom57
      @maelstrom57 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      As a French guy, I agree. It would take some getting used but it would sound really cool.

    • @Pandy._
      @Pandy._ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@maelstrom57 as a french guy, you are wrong. It doens't sound cool.

    • @maelstrom57
      @maelstrom57 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Pandy._ C'est quoi ce commentaire de merde. J'ai pas le droit d'avoir un avis ?

  • @LuigiElettrico
    @LuigiElettrico 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's much easier to understand than original French.

  • @JDWatkins-ws4jt
    @JDWatkins-ws4jt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Sounded like your CCC3 submission until the sample text

    • @truelingoism
      @truelingoism 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol, I can see that

  • @epingchris
    @epingchris 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I lost it at "diver-seuss récompen-seuss" lol
    The only slight objection I still have is pronuncing "u" in "guerre" and "e" in "mangeait" because those were never pronun afaik, and that the "l'h" elision shouldn't happen anymore because "h" is now a proper consonant in all situations. But overall I'd say good job! Sounds quite fun, all the word-final schwa strongly reminds me of Southwestern French, with a bunch of random sss thrown in

  • @Xcyiterr
    @Xcyiterr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    0:50 omelette du fromage...

    • @spaghettiisyummy.3623
      @spaghettiisyummy.3623 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dexter moment..?

    • @eddie-roo
      @eddie-roo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Isn’t it omelette aux fromage?

    • @Xcyiterr
      @Xcyiterr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eddie-roo that's how it is in the show

    • @dannynysus
      @dannynysus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh, Dexter! ❤️

  • @cheune6677
    @cheune6677 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like this idea of French aspiré, however it get some sounds pronounced when they were actually not in Old/Middle French, because in Middle French some words had the same orthography so they changed their spelling to differentiate them.
    Some examples: pied "foot" used to be spelled pie in MF and got an extra "d" to refer to its Latin root pedem; same for doigt "finger" that used to be spelled doi and got an extra "gt" to refer to the Latin word digitus. But the best word in this category is poids "weight" that used to be spelled pois and got an extra "d" for the Latin word pondus, although poids actually comes from pensum (yes they just made a mistake when they looked for the etymology lol)

  • @LucaioSuper
    @LucaioSuper 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Today I learned that if all letters were pronounced in French, it would still be impossible for non-Gallo Romance language speakers to understand. As a Brazilian Portuguese speaker, I barely could get half of the words.

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      As a native European Portuguese speaker, with some family living in France, I can tell you, it's normal. French is the equivalent of throwing a full burger into a bowl of cereal.

    • @114Mwaaaaaaaaaaah
      @114Mwaaaaaaaaaaah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Eh, i speak spanish, and althought i don't understand 100% of it, it's more understandable than normal french

    • @Felip-ué
      @Felip-ué 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I am brazilian as well and I call this skill issue

    • @CelestinWIDMER
      @CelestinWIDMER 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Not surprising, as a French native speaker, I don’t understand portuguese even if all letters are being pronounced

    • @carbonmonoxide5052
      @carbonmonoxide5052 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I speak English and Spanish and it was mostly intelligible for me, but it sounded like weird Portuguese.

  • @christophersims7426
    @christophersims7426 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is also somewhat close to how French is sung in opera and classical music - final e's in particular are often pronounced, largely for improved diction.

  • @ElementEvilTeam
    @ElementEvilTeam 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    how about english with every letter pronounced?

    • @dnebdal
      @dnebdal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never mind that, just reverse the vowel shift and see where that gets you. :)

  • @mwissel
    @mwissel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is MUCH better! Now, please go to France and convince everyone to switch to your variant instead

  • @KertPerteson
    @KertPerteson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this is actually beautiful

  • @goomba008
    @goomba008 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Silencing so many letters has given French incredible information density that I am made aware of each time I have to slow down enormously to be understood by my anglophone friend learning French. This gives us the opportunity to speak at a pleasant speed while conveying lts of information. Compare this to Spanish for instance, where you must race your mouth and tongue to deliver information at the same rate.

  • @payolin944
    @payolin944 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a french native speaker, hearing this makes me feel some kind of visceral, existential dread. Great job!

  • @eldeion4146
    @eldeion4146 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sometimes i start speaking to an invisible audience in a form of English pronounced as it would be if spelt with the IPA

  • @hudsonylin
    @hudsonylin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    2:46 "proNUNciation" 😅
    Don't worry it took me ages to realize too lol

  • @gabyg389
    @gabyg389 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As an Australian, I am appreciating how you have embraced the word-final schwa. It deserves recognition as the superior word ending.

  • @heycomeonriver
    @heycomeonriver 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    oh god, it would be SO much easier to understand spoken French this way 😭

  • @jacquesautorita3204
    @jacquesautorita3204 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sounds like the child of Catalan and French!
    Awesome work!!

  • @FannomacritaireSuomi
    @FannomacritaireSuomi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Just imagine for a while that Latin "redemptionem" gave French "rançon" (pronounced /ʁɑ̃sɔ̃/ - compare English 'ransom'). Seven sounds dropped and only four remained. French isn't difficult, people just don't consider the sound changes enough.

    • @BiglerSakura
      @BiglerSakura 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And English has both "ransom" and "redemption".

    • @spiritnone2818
      @spiritnone2818 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BiglerSakura French has both "rançon" and "rédemption" too.

  • @devofficialchannel
    @devofficialchannel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is one of the videos that I live for.

  • @gaellelm6678
    @gaellelm6678 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    As a french, it's too disturbing and confusing to use, because it makes the words extremely longer, so with the natural tendency of language to shorten it will eventually do again. Nice concept, and i feel the struggle of the reader ahah

    • @pietajunior3437
      @pietajunior3437 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      The thing is, with shortening of the words, the spelling should also shorten.

    • @gaellelm6678
      @gaellelm6678 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@pietajunior3437 I understand that it could make sense, but with the system of liaison and the masc-fem in french it will maybe never happen accordingly perhaps?

    • @CelestinWIDMER
      @CelestinWIDMER 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@gaellelm6678 we could just write the liaison like children do : « un grand auteur » would become « un gran t’auteur » and « une grande autrice » would be « un grand autriç ». Of cours there is the problem of nasal vowels but we could just add new letters

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "so with the natural tendency of language to shorten it will eventually do again." As a latvietis I reject that there is such a tendency. In all my language there is but 1 word I shorten. Bibliōtēka I pronounce as biblōtēka. And yes its a foreign word the verī ō sound is not present in our langauge and neither is an iō combination.

    • @gaellelm6678
      @gaellelm6678 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CelestinWIDMER c'est pour ça que j'ai précisé la liaison et les masculin-féminin. "Une grande actrice" is in fact entirely prononce in french, "u-ne gran-de autri-c[e]"

  • @glocksafari
    @glocksafari 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As someone who’s been learning French in their free time for quite a few years, who also took Spanish in high school, I actually really enjoy the fact that, for conjugation pronunciation sake, the words are basically all pronounced the same, especially when using the informal “on” instead of nous. Conjugations are just not my favorite thing (but I don’t hate them) so tbh I’m not complaining here 😅 plus I like how the language flows and sounds in modern times; tho, as a non-native speaker, it’s killer to try to understand sometimes because of the dropped endings 💀

  • @kaya_leo_lou
    @kaya_leo_lou 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    7:03
    En fait, on dirait juste un enregistrement du vieux français.

  • @XOXO-eo5vu
    @XOXO-eo5vu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Houent" ?? ok fine thank you for teaching me a new french verbe, I didn't know that one.
    I am french but it happens to be a very specific verbe related to agricole works.

  • @quinks
    @quinks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    7:54 "box-officeaux" when pronouncing every letter still missing eaux, four letters in a row.

    • @michaelalmquist9063
      @michaelalmquist9063 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's supposed to be "box-office aux" with a space inbetween, since they are two separate words. He does pronounce it before "États-Unis".

  • @coolconner1029
    @coolconner1029 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A video on Korku, the western most austroasiatic language, would be cool

  • @adlg5158
    @adlg5158 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Unpopular opinion: Modern French pronunciation is mostly intuitive and predictable

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      it ain't an opinion, it's a fact

    • @Muhammed_English314
      @Muhammed_English314 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      As a french learner, I agree. It's much better than English.
      Writing French on the other hand...

    • @maelstrom57
      @maelstrom57 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      predictable: yes if you know all the intricacies
      intuitive: just like that card game with a 1000-page rule book your geek friend insists is easy to learn

    • @đœwæþ
      @đœwæþ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@maelstrom57 cope

  • @TacticalAnt420
    @TacticalAnt420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m a native French speaker from Québec. This is so funny to watch! Really cool idea!

  • @Henry-em6wf
    @Henry-em6wf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a French speaker this scares me

    • @Eggmancan
      @Eggmancan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was worried when he was going over the rules, but the actual snippet at the end was fine. It was easily comprehensible as French, but more Italian/Spanish-sounding

  • @ObiWanBillKenobi
    @ObiWanBillKenobi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the gripe I have always had with the French language. Thanks to your history lesson, I finally feel at least partially justified. 🇫🇷🇺🇸😂

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    It would be an entirely different language.

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Which is why Im never learning french. Spoken french and written french are de facto 2 different languages and nobody wants to learn 2 languages to be able to use 1.

    • @bolt7
      @bolt7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 The divide isn't actually that big, especially compared to something like English. The excerpt at the end is perfectly intelligible for instance. All the tricks are important to sounding fluent, but not to understanding. And all languages have nuanced pronunciation that make it hard to speak like a native.

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@bolt7 English spoken as written is also inteligable, if you want to check check the oldest video on my chanel which I made years ago to show my classmates in school what Im thinking when I write.
      The problem is that if youve learned the spoken form, cos its normal to start with speach first atleast for me, you cant undersatnd the writen form. I mastered english speach at age 7 from watching cartoons, it took till age 18 till I was finally able to read and write perfectly.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714French? Japanese? English? Chinese? Clearly many people want to learn languages with a written form that's pretty much its own language.

    • @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
      @baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@siyacer Spanish is spoken differntly than writen?
      Would like to learn Japanese to be able to watch anime, wouldnt borther with kandži
      English is the most popular language in the world, people dont so much want to learn it as they have to, or did at such a young age they didnt really chose to.
      Never met a person who likes chinese characters.

  • @JTSuter
    @JTSuter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Finally, a logically pronounced French

  • @merguezmouillee2614
    @merguezmouillee2614 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    what an horrific creation (as a frenchman)

    • @_Boni_
      @_Boni_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      AN horrific lol

    • @arthurgabriel2625
      @arthurgabriel2625 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      *terrific

    • @_Boni_
      @_Boni_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@arthurgabriel2625 double lol

    • @afj810
      @afj810 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@_Boni_ if you can have "a university" you can have "an horrific..."

    • @_Boni_
      @_Boni_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@afj810 No you can't. It depends on the sound and not the letter. The "u" at the beginning of the word university makes the sound "j".

  • @OrbiliusMagister
    @OrbiliusMagister 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As an Italian speaker I find this version very satisfying.

  • @yoku651
    @yoku651 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This isn't "cursed" French, this is fixed French

  • @momomox.07
    @momomox.07 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If anyone wonder why there's always a double n or m in some words like :
    femme
    pomme
    personne
    donner
    chienne (chien in feminine
    It's because when nasalisation occurred in French, it also occurred for intervocalic -n- and -m- so in spelling they had to double the nasal consonant so that the first one was nasalised with the preceeding vowel while the other does its own sound because there's other sounds after.
    I think in Middle or Modern French, they denasalised it
    Now if someone asks about why we pronounce e like /ä/ in femme :
    feme
    > femme (intervocalic nasalisation occurred)
    > femme (merge of nasalised /e/ and /a/ into /ã/)
    > femme (denasalization)

    • @Fingolfin013
      @Fingolfin013 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In some medieval manuscrits, "femme" actually is written as "fame"

  • @nir9670
    @nir9670 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Basically old french(not really)

  • @cuylerotsuka
    @cuylerotsuka 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Really great start. When I had read some texts on the website of the Bibliothèque nationale de France, I realized that Middle French likely sounded closer to modern-day Catalan than modern-day French. Some notes:
    [au] was likely pronounced /au/ and not as digraph /o/. This [u] was likely an orthographic reflection of lenited [l] - /au/ (cf. “al”), /sausə/ (cf. “salsa”). This is evidenced by modern [aux] being written [aulx] in Middle French: faulx, beaulx, etc., also evidenced by instances like caldo/calda > chaud/chaude, etc.
    Some (not all) modern instances of é and ê are remnants of scribal abbreviations of “es” - écrire for escrire, forêt for forest, etc. In Middle French, this invisible “s” was likely pronounced, but possibly lenited before becoming silent altogether.
    I like that you have the now-silent e pronounced as a schwa - this is how classically trained singers are taught to sing. Classically trained singers are also taught to pronounce the letter r as an alveolar flap, closer to Spanish, Italian, and Catalan. Guttural r was likely of Frankish/Germanic influence in the East.
    I also wonder that your thoughts are on aspirating H aspiré and leaving silent H muet. I like your system better because most (not all) H muet words still had an aspirated H at some point in history.
    As I ponder a « français historique » pronunciation, I think ultimately my system would have a lot of overlap with what you presented here.
    Great work, sir!