On the topic of canine criminals, my dog was banned from the kennel for coordinating a jailbreak. He dug a hole under the fence, he couldn't fit through it because he's a big boy but all the other dogs got out.😅
Sounds like my Bella! lol She chews and breaks a whole in the picket fence for her best friend Marley to squeeze through and then pretend she knows nothings wrong. When Bella does get out the door, she always comes back when called but not Marley who thinks it's fun to run away from her Master! and sometimes I wonder if Marley hasn't trained me to chase her as she knows she can out run old HAGar. Bella had her 1st 'heat' episode so we got her those Dog Diapers but she gets them off as soon as there are no 'watchers' .... and Mary Magdalene LISTENS too! as SHE has EYES to SEE and EARS to HEAR TRUth ovEr tHE BeaM sticKING as HE fILLs the Bowl and why CAIN is the GOd of the harVEST of SHafT as the wHeAT is in HIS Father's RED BARN hoUSE the *2nd* floor and is door #2 is judAS$ fROM thE manASSes Clan where ALL the brASS comes up the food ChAIN who$ TOP is CAIN$ doMAIN who isn't ABEL to FIGure OUT how to CoUrT out the SHafT so the wHeAT is pLENTiful to make more bREAD ... bread today is also $ and '$' is the 'root' of all 'evil' .... $ is reaSON for tHE oRIGinal Sin is to LIE LIE LIE and keep on lYING as YANG Doesn't come 'til lATEr
the interactions between Judge Van and the jailhouse sherif/clerk lady are so heartwarming and wonderful 😂 I wonder how many years they have been working together, you don't get like that in a week or two..
My puppers did actually get arrested back in the day. He was a Norwegian Elkhound who loved to run and loved making friends. One afternoon I got a call from my local PD. He had escaped and found a kid in a stroller to love on. The mother got scared and called the police. I had to go pick him up at the station where he was just loving on everyone there. They apologized but made me pay 35 bucks to bail him out. Took me 30 minutes to leave so he could get skritches from every officer there.
Actually, a GPS collar might be an appropriate bail requirement for a naughty dog who is prone to escaping. Thankfully my black lab/Great Dane mix is somewhat anxious when I go too far away, so I feel pretty safe that he isn’t gonna wander off if I turn my back. I want to send a pic of my handsome boy so he can join the Sov Cit patrol. He is trained as a service dog to help pull my wheelchair, help me get up when I fall, help me balance if I am standing or walking, alert me to someone at the door (I am also hard of hearing and don’t always hear when people knock or ring the bell), and I am training him to pick up items from the floor so I don’t have to bend over (and I will train him to perform more tasks as I find other ways he can help me, but those are his main tasks for now). (Edited to correct a spelling mistake...forgive any others I may have missed)
I guess this must be a language thing. I'm British and I'm guessing from the lawyer wearing his grandmother's hat and PeeWee Herman's bowtie, "fly" must mean "complete twat".
@@davidthomas1467 That'd work. I love the supreme arrogance of the person though. Not just to wear the get up but to have that stupid fucking background and moniker.
My dog flunked training 3 times. I was invited NOT to return to class and encouraged to have my 6’6” husband handle Fredrick’s supervision. 😢 He was a sweet Australian Shepard but just naughty.
I’m surprised the judge wasn’t aware of the “older” definition of “molest”. But she set a great example and saw a gap in her knowledge and looked it up! Live on zoom. Amazing. I feel like another judge would have taken a break to look it up in private. 😅
molest (v.) late 14c., molesten, "to cause trouble, grief, or vexation, disturb, harass," from Old French molester "to torment, trouble, bother" (12c.) and directly from Latin molestare "to disturb, trouble, annoy," from molestus "troublesome, annoying, unmanageable," which is perhaps related to moles "mass" (see mole (n.3)) on notion of either "burden" or "barrier." Meaning "sexually assault" is attested by 1950. ....... So the powers that be in 1592 [100 yrs after CHRISTopher COLUMBus discoveRED sKINneD people who gave gold and silver JEWelry for smALL pOX cOVERed blANKEts .....Anke Meaning The meaning of Anke has more than one different etymologies. It has same or different meanings in other countries and languages. The different meanings of the name Anke are: Hebrew meaning: Grace; favour Germanic meaning: Eagle The Eagle is on the 'back' of George WASHingTON's Quarter is 25% on the USD for the *13* stATEs to Govern via 2/3's vote is DEMOCRACY from the *12* Greek GodS of geneSIS/sisERA of KINgs who go as 6 pairs of 6 males and 6 females into the dARK of maTRImony > TRI is *3* as Baby Boy makes *3* for *3* pairs is 9 out of *12* and there are *3* VIP in 4 groups at the last PASSover sUPper tABEL Set for 12 as 1 of the 13 preSENT is MISSing a plACE SetTING as the moDONna KEYS aRe the HA in abraHAm as the WOmaN/MA won HIS KINgDOm is HAGar who is ISH/HIS MEAL who is dYING of THIRst Day is the 3rd of minisTRY and in base BALL it's 3 strikes and yer out! t'was for violent offenders back in THE DAY ...
Judge Vann & his deputy are just adorable I love their flirty banter back & forth. Judge Vann is still smiling enough though he's still in pain with his arm.
'There are no naughty dogs, only naughty dog owners' that comment needs to be held in contempt like yesterday. There are in fact idiot or misbehaved dogs that just never figure it out.
I had a lab puppy dumped at my house about a month ago. It’s a 1 year old puppy…. Took him to the vet… whopping 90 pounds at rescue time. He’s going to be a massive dog! Thank god I live in the country!
@@judeiz2203 all of my fur babies have been rescues. 14 years of rescuing. I keep a lot and if for some reason personalities don’t work I will find GOOD homes for some. I currently have 3 in my house. A greyhound/pit bull mix, a small breed mix (have no clue what kind) and now the lab 🥰
In middle school, we all learned the Spanish phrase _"No me moleste"_ because we were 13. And that's the backstory to how I knew the use of that word before clicking the video.
My dog is not naughty on her own. But she & my mom’s dog are bad influences. Together they figured how to jump the fence, during Covid, when it was a jillion dollars to fix. Now they both have AirTags so we KNOW…
I feel for that lady. I have an escape artist deaf and diagnosed ADHD great Dane. Luckily I live in a small town and everyone knows where she belongs and super friendly. We have a ice cream place a block away and she's such a regular customer she has her own ice cream flavor.
That's so cute! I bet she goes there every day for her favorite ice cream too! I saw an episode of Bondi Vet where a dog was climbing the fence and getting onto the neighbor's roof. She just wanted to be taller so she could see everything. So the vet built her her own "lifeguard tower" for the backyard and filled it with food, water, and a nice thick bed for her. She immediately climbed it and got a drink and laid down. So stinking cute!!
I love that. I had a neighbor with two rescue greyhounds. They would regularly escape together. They would stay together and run around the neighborhood. They had collars and I’d give them water and call owners.
@@Aztec339 Very kind of you! I recently found a dog tag and collar in my driveway and called the owner. She had just bought it the day before and was shocked how fast she ditched it. I returned it, and it turned out she was a new neighbor. Turns out we had a lot in common and were fast friends, but if it wasn't for her fine four-legged furry friend, we might never have met!
I had an escape artist dog once. Small town, dedicated animal control officer that knew my dogs. He would just tell them to "go home" and call me. By the time I got to the door, they were waiting to be let back in 😂
yeah the interactions between him and jail sherif/clerk lady are just amazing and heartwarming.. those two have worked together for quite some time I bet.. it is wonderful to watch..
My dogs are both in puppy jail (crates) right now. 😢 they are young brothers who sometimes fight. good boys… but the big one forgets he’s big, and the little ones a lovable a-hole. 😂
Can't say the # of times I've felt compelled to get up and check my smoke alarms while indulging in zoom court; I'm with the judge, how do people ignore such a thing?
@@doilysimpkin6972 In the scheme of things...the various irritating noises they make are meant to attract ones attention to take action. Shows a lack of self preservation to ignore them outright.
Your livestreams are pretty fun! Just joined your channel at the end there. Looking forward to more of them💯Hope you and the puppies have a blessed one🙏
WAIT! when the title said 'the fly lawyer' i thought it was a metaphor for his appearance or something but it's an actual thing? he actually advertises him self as 'the fly lawyer' ????? i like him.
The amount of money that the one defendant spent on getting his hair done could have been put toward fines, but you know these days these criminals have their priorities- nails, hair, and long fake eyelashes. I didn't get my reminder so it's not my fault. It's your fault. I've had alot going on. Took HOURS to get my braids done.
The Fly Lawyer is Jackie Patterson a former police chief. He did a legal name change changing his middle name to "The Fly Lawyer" His legal name is Jackie The Fly Lawyer Patterson. 😂
Judge (to the PD): "Any reason your client missed his court date?" PD: "Your honor. My client was in a serious bike accident on Nov. 8 and doesn't remember much from that period" Judge: "His court date was November 4th." PD: "Uhmmmmm. It was a retro-active loss of memory, your honor???"
Janelle was in Judge Simpson's court today too. She still hasn't passed her test. Her excuse today was they ran out of openings and she had a toothache or something like that.
That woman was hurting. You could hear it in her voice. Kinda funny that she's been on so much that I could tell something wasn't right as soon as she started talking.
Reminds me of Fly Guy from "I'm Gonna Git ya Sucka" got the platform shoes with the goldfish inside the heels. Back of his card reads "Client betta have my money come rain, snow or shine. Not some, not half but all my money. Because if they don't, I'm gonna put my foot dead in they behind"
Wait wait wait, he said he was diagnosed with 2 cases of sleep apnea. Now I am not a doctor, but I do know you can only have one case of sleep apnea per person. JS
She might have picked the wrong kind of dog. Maybe should have picked a much smaller , calmer kind of dog. Even an older dog. Not some young dog that needs lots of exercise, training and patience. And if she got him for protection that’s not a great idea either. You have to train that into them also.
I suspect the FLY LAWYER wanted to play a prank and is a professional. He probably cleared it with everyone first because he didn't say anything out of line. Stay Flyin' 😃
I have no College degree in mathematics but I did take some Match Courses back in High School. Maybe Mr Dion Crenshaw was ' sleeping ' thru his Course in High School. He owes 12K still and even IF he was making all his ($50) payment he would only have made $600 toward that 12K debt he has to pay. he will be lucky to have it pay off by the time he gets his Social Security check
Judge: "Is your dog licensed?"
Defendant: "He doesn't drive. He travels."
Judge: "Ah...what???"
Dogs name is Janelle and keeps hitting those dang cones. 🚦🐩
😂💀💀💀😂
I was thinking the same thing
@@scottdiamond74 bwahahaha 😂 O M G
I am DEAD 💀 😂
Best comment award 🥇 😂😂😂
The Fly Lawyer is the best in Atlanta, hands down!
On the topic of canine criminals, my dog was banned from the kennel for coordinating a jailbreak. He dug a hole under the fence, he couldn't fit through it because he's a big boy but all the other dogs got out.😅
He was just the ring leader manipulating all the other innocent fur babies. 😂😂😂😂
PETA has a job opening for your puppy. It's an undercover job.
Sounds like my Bella! lol She chews and breaks a whole in the picket fence for her best friend Marley to squeeze through and then pretend she knows nothings wrong. When Bella does get out the door, she always comes back when called but not Marley who thinks it's fun to run away from her Master! and sometimes I wonder if Marley hasn't trained me to chase her as she knows she can out run old HAGar. Bella had her 1st 'heat' episode so we got her those Dog Diapers but she gets them off as soon as there are no 'watchers' .... and Mary Magdalene LISTENS too! as SHE has EYES to SEE and EARS to HEAR TRUth ovEr tHE BeaM sticKING as HE fILLs the Bowl and why CAIN is the GOd of the harVEST of SHafT as the wHeAT is in HIS Father's RED BARN hoUSE the *2nd* floor and is door #2 is judAS$ fROM thE manASSes Clan where ALL the brASS comes up the food ChAIN who$ TOP is CAIN$ doMAIN who isn't ABEL to FIGure OUT how to CoUrT out the SHafT so the wHeAT is pLENTiful to make more bREAD ... bread today is also $ and '$' is the 'root' of all 'evil' .... $ is reaSON for tHE oRIGinal Sin is to LIE LIE LIE and keep on lYING as YANG Doesn't come 'til lATEr
Ahhhh... the ring leader! 😂😂
"Tonight they're gonna be a jailbreak..pass the word.."
OMG!!! Doggo with bond conditions. Backyard confinement and reporting to behavioral treatment program LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also he must not have any treats or squeaky toys until he completes all his conditions.
@@Spacebanana-im5qt NO WAY! Immediate appeal on grounds of excessive bond!
How many bones have to be posted as bail for this “paw”ful crime?!
This thread was so freaking wholesome❤
I thought The Fly Lawyer would be an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm with Leon getting a phoney law degree! Who knew he was a real deal attorney! 😮
Tonka refuses to I.D.....he was just traveling, not driving!!!
the interactions between Judge Van and the jailhouse sherif/clerk lady are so heartwarming and wonderful 😂 I wonder how many years they have been working together, you don't get like that in a week or two..
To Chad Kasper's comment "So if this lawyer files a motion does he do it on fly paper?" I can only say that's pretty tacky! 🤣😂
I love Dad jokes!
And in the end it’s a very sticky situation.
That's the kind of unfunny joke that often results in people getting SWATted..
Oh, shit. They're at my door.
Fly Lawyer stole Paddington Bear's outfit
Tonka must submit to random drug testing.
No problem with the hair follicle test.
Poor Tonka 😂
Tonka got 3 hots and a cot. At least he gets yard time
This is the best comment thread ever. Y’all are hilarious.
😂😂😂
My puppers did actually get arrested back in the day. He was a Norwegian Elkhound who loved to run and loved making friends. One afternoon I got a call from my local PD. He had escaped and found a kid in a stroller to love on. The mother got scared and called the police. I had to go pick him up at the station where he was just loving on everyone there. They apologized but made me pay 35 bucks to bail him out. Took me 30 minutes to leave so he could get skritches from every officer there.
😂😂 please tell me they gave him a mugshot 😂😂
That would have been fsntastic!@alyssat7809
You leftyour dog outside?
Oh sweet Jesus, he even has a commercial for his law firm and his own theme song 😂😂😂 You cannot make this shit up!! 😂
Dressed like Paddington the Bear
th-cam.com/video/eteQYKx3j0w/w-d-xo.html
Fly lawyer song
Tonka gets a GPS bracelet and an alcohol bracelet and NO DRIVING for Tonka!
Can't stop for gas and can't go to Walmart
Actually, a GPS collar might be an appropriate bail requirement for a naughty dog who is prone to escaping. Thankfully my black lab/Great Dane mix is somewhat anxious when I go too far away, so I feel pretty safe that he isn’t gonna wander off if I turn my back. I want to send a pic of my handsome boy so he can join the Sov Cit patrol.
He is trained as a service dog to help pull my wheelchair, help me get up when I fall, help me balance if I am standing or walking, alert me to someone at the door (I am also hard of hearing and don’t always hear when people knock or ring the bell), and I am training him to pick up items from the floor so I don’t have to bend over (and I will train him to perform more tasks as I find other ways he can help me, but those are his main tasks for now).
(Edited to correct a spelling mistake...forgive any others I may have missed)
And stay out of Fulton county!
This is my first case of "dog getting probation and house arrest". Also, mandatory schooling. Love it!
Tonka cannot stop for gas or get Chic-fil-A.
Never have I seen a dog get bond conditions 😂
If you want to repel burglars, get a couple of Maltese. Burglars are scared of dangerous dogs, but they're more scared of loud dogs.
Narcissist lawyer more interested in himself than any representation of client.
I guess this must be a language thing. I'm British and I'm guessing from the lawyer wearing his grandmother's hat and PeeWee Herman's bowtie, "fly" must mean "complete twat".
You would be correct sir! 😁
Imagine how fly it would be to add a sheep skin to the get up. The Twat lawyer
LMFAO. Peewee Herman
😂😂😂
@@davidthomas1467 That'd work. I love the supreme arrogance of the person though. Not just to wear the get up but to have that stupid fucking background and moniker.
My dog flunked training 3 times. I was invited NOT to return to class and encouraged to have my 6’6” husband handle Fredrick’s supervision. 😢 He was a sweet Australian Shepard but just naughty.
PiperLee....WAS????
My dachshund was passed out of pity.🙂
I assume the Australian Shepherd was the dog not the husband?
Ausies need a job to be happy. If you take them to the bark park, they will start "herding" the other dogs. They live to herd.
There's an old saying about dog training, that it's actually about training the owner.
I’m surprised the judge wasn’t aware of the “older” definition of “molest”. But she set a great example and saw a gap in her knowledge and looked it up! Live on zoom. Amazing. I feel like another judge would have taken a break to look it up in private. 😅
molest (v.)
late 14c., molesten, "to cause trouble, grief, or vexation, disturb, harass," from Old French molester "to torment, trouble, bother" (12c.) and directly from Latin molestare "to disturb, trouble, annoy," from molestus "troublesome, annoying, unmanageable," which is perhaps related to moles "mass" (see mole (n.3)) on notion of either "burden" or "barrier." Meaning "sexually assault" is attested by 1950. ....... So the powers that be in 1592 [100 yrs after CHRISTopher COLUMBus discoveRED sKINneD people who gave gold and silver JEWelry for smALL pOX cOVERed blANKEts .....Anke Meaning
The meaning of Anke has more than one different etymologies. It has same or different meanings in other countries and languages. The different meanings of the name Anke are:
Hebrew meaning: Grace; favour
Germanic meaning: Eagle
The Eagle is on the 'back' of George WASHingTON's Quarter is 25% on the USD for the *13* stATEs to Govern via 2/3's vote is DEMOCRACY from the *12* Greek GodS of geneSIS/sisERA of KINgs who go as 6 pairs of 6 males and 6 females into the dARK of maTRImony > TRI is *3* as Baby Boy makes *3* for *3* pairs is 9 out of *12* and there are *3* VIP in 4 groups at the last PASSover sUPper tABEL Set for 12 as 1 of the 13 preSENT is MISSing a plACE SetTING as the moDONna KEYS aRe the HA in abraHAm as the WOmaN/MA won HIS KINgDOm is HAGar who is ISH/HIS MEAL who is dYING of THIRst Day is the 3rd of minisTRY and in base BALL it's 3 strikes and yer out! t'was for violent offenders back in THE DAY ...
me too! That's the whole reason why it must be qualified with "sexual" if that is the case!
@@wallyman292Exactly
It was weird when I first heard "to bother" in Spanish is "molester"
She was thinking of the legal definition, not the dictionary definition.
Judge Vann and the officer, I think could make a Night Court spin-off
Tonka like a Tonka truck, he goes where he wants
Most conditions of bond are that the person do or not do something. This time it is the dog who must do or not do something. I love it.
The Fly Lawyer...of course he's from Atlanta 🤦🏾♀lol I wonder if Judge Manning has met him!
Judge Vann & his deputy are just adorable I love their flirty banter back & forth. Judge Vann is still smiling enough though he's still in pain with his arm.
Really? He’s cocky and why isn’t he wearing a robe?
I get the feeling that The Fly Lawyer has theme music...
'There are no naughty dogs, only naughty dog owners' that comment needs to be held in contempt like yesterday. There are in fact idiot or misbehaved dogs that just never figure it out.
Mike your laugh when the Fly Lawyer left was precious. Your laugh is contagious and always brings a smile to my face. I love your chanel
Hahahahaha. Her dog is a light weight. Mine is 175lbs and 140lbs.
Great Danes are the best. I've rescued 3 so far.
How does the Fly Lawyer get away with wearing a hat in court? No respect.
It's part of his outfit. If the hat matches the tie it's all good.
Cuz, fancy.
Can double as a clown at birthday parties....
Not to mention introducing himself as "The fly lawyer."
Maybe he’s orthodox Jewish?
Diggin' the sexy hair on Tonka's defense attorney - he's got a Spencer Reid vibe goin' on.
I had a lab puppy dumped at my house about a month ago. It’s a 1 year old puppy…. Took him to the vet… whopping 90 pounds at rescue time. He’s going to be a massive dog! Thank god I live in the country!
Tamara Moore thanks so much for rescuing him ❤
@@judeiz2203 all of my fur babies have been rescues. 14 years of rescuing. I keep a lot and if for some reason personalities don’t work I will find GOOD homes for some. I currently have 3 in my house. A greyhound/pit bull mix, a small breed mix (have no clue what kind) and now the lab 🥰
Now I’m watching fly lawyer’s channel. Thanks a lot.
You are welcome 🤩😂
Oh thanks a lot! Now I have to check it out!
@@scottdiamond74 he has more followers than me. Lol. But it is kind of glorious.
"The Fly Lawyer?" And he refers to himself in court as that? ...in the third party? WTF?
The Fly lawyer makes Saul Goodman look staid and reputable.
In middle school, we all learned the Spanish phrase _"No me moleste"_ because we were 13.
And that's the backstory to how I knew the use of that word before clicking the video.
😂😂😂
Judge should have made pimp daddy fly guy at least take off his hat. He's another example of lawyers hamming it up for Zoom.
He’s very well versed in fly law and various other lawyerings.
Fly lawyer refers to himself in the 3rd person. 😂😂 Of course he does.
I'm a maintenance man and beeping smoke detectors drive me insane
I am not a maintenance man but the beeping drives me nuts as well. Lol
I wouldn't be able to stand it , our building 🏢 checks it every year!!
I don't know how people live with the chirping.
My dog is not naughty on her own. But she & my mom’s dog are bad influences. Together they figured how to jump the fence, during Covid, when it was a jillion dollars to fix. Now they both have AirTags so we KNOW…
Like 2 cousins that get together at grandmas house and just cause havoc 😂😂😂
Fly lawyer gets all dressed up to say, "Ditto." 😂😂
Tonka needs paw prints, DNA and hair follicle tests.
Tonka sounds like a big dog 🐕🐕🐶
I was look for a fly that was an attorney. Dang it.
And I was looking for an attorney that represents flies. Drat.
It’s juvie for dogs! My dog would never get through probation…….perpetual naughtiness!
I feel for that lady. I have an escape artist deaf and diagnosed ADHD great Dane. Luckily I live in a small town and everyone knows where she belongs and super friendly.
We have a ice cream place a block away and she's such a regular customer she has her own ice cream flavor.
God bless small towns.
That's so cute! I bet she goes there every day for her favorite ice cream too! I saw an episode of Bondi Vet where a dog was climbing the fence and getting onto the neighbor's roof. She just wanted to be taller so she could see everything. So the vet built her her own "lifeguard tower" for the backyard and filled it with food, water, and a nice thick bed for her. She immediately climbed it and got a drink and laid down. So stinking cute!!
I love that. I had a neighbor with two rescue greyhounds. They would regularly escape together. They would stay together and run around the neighborhood. They had collars and I’d give them water and call owners.
@@Aztec339 Very kind of you! I recently found a dog tag and collar in my driveway and called the owner. She had just bought it the day before and was shocked how fast she ditched it. I returned it, and it turned out she was a new neighbor. Turns out we had a lot in common and were fast friends, but if it wasn't for her fine four-legged furry friend, we might never have met!
I had an escape artist dog once. Small town, dedicated animal control officer that knew my dogs.
He would just tell them to "go home" and call me. By the time I got to the door, they were waiting to be let back in 😂
Judge, I'll be filing a motion to indict your hair for disturbing my peace.
The Fly Lawyer - too meme-able!
Love Judge Van. Makes me giggle and smile. It's nice to still have a sense of humor.
yeah the interactions between him and jail sherif/clerk lady are just amazing and heartwarming.. those two have worked together for quite some time I bet.. it is wonderful to watch..
Fly Lawyer looks like Paddington Bear in a raincoat tbh.
Jack Benny’s doppelgänger is that Magistrate 😂😂😂😂
Judge Van is great!
I like the invisible guy working for Pre-Trial Services at 30:00-
That cuddly little judge gives me the warm smileys❤he is adorable
Mike, sometimes dogs just take after their owners.
😂😂😂
Playback Crew here!! This was a good one, Fly Lawyer!
My dogs are both in puppy jail (crates) right now. 😢 they are young brothers who sometimes fight. good boys… but the big one forgets he’s big, and the little ones a lovable a-hole. 😂
Poor tonka just longs to be with his homies! He belongs to the streets!!!!! 😂
Can't say the # of times I've felt compelled to get up and check my smoke alarms while indulging in zoom court; I'm with the judge, how do people ignore such a thing?
one, one beep and I am taking that thing off the ceiling. It fascinates me that people can deal with it.
My cat won’t let me ignore a beeping smoke alarm. Even when it’s in a video it freaks him out and he’ll go hide if it continues.
I literally commented the same on a different channel just yesterday. It boggles my brain that people put up with that chirping noise?!
@@doilysimpkin6972 In the scheme of things...the various irritating noises they make are meant to attract ones attention to take action. Shows a lack of self preservation to ignore them outright.
Yes! I hear them sooo often on these zoom calls, it drives me nuts
Your livestreams are pretty fun! Just joined your channel at the end there. Looking forward to more of them💯Hope you and the puppies have a blessed one🙏
SaltStorm007 Welcome to the LTWM FAMILY! 🤗🤣🤗🤣🤗
WAIT! when the title said 'the fly lawyer' i thought it was a metaphor for his appearance or something but it's an actual thing? he actually advertises him self as 'the fly lawyer' ????? i like him.
Mike will have to become the Super-Fly Lawyer.
Wow the fly lawyer is an accomplished man! He was even a police chief at some point!
I don't want the Fly lawyer, I take my chances 😄
Right what a weirdo
The amount of money that the one defendant spent on getting his hair done could have been put toward fines, but you know these days these criminals have their priorities- nails, hair, and long fake eyelashes. I didn't get my reminder so it's not my fault. It's your fault. I've had alot going on. Took HOURS to get my braids done.
The Fly Lawyer is Jackie Patterson a former police chief. He did a legal name change changing his middle name to "The Fly Lawyer"
His legal name is Jackie The Fly Lawyer Patterson. 😂
Don't forget the rap song he dropped.
Of lordt. I don't know if i should laugh or cry.
Judge (to the PD): "Any reason your client missed his court date?"
PD: "Your honor. My client was in a serious bike accident on Nov. 8 and doesn't remember much from that period"
Judge: "His court date was November 4th."
PD: "Uhmmmmm. It was a retro-active loss of memory, your honor???"
Mattie has done more to comply on behalf of the dog than most of the idiots do for themselves.
The Fly Lawyer?! That is hilarious. How could anybody take him serious? 😂
I do not believe that Frankie & Ollie are naughty. Although I have a very cheeky 2 year old Maltese ShihTzu named Daisy. She’s a fur goblin 😂
Holy christ. It's "I'm Gonna Litigate You, Sucka."
Fly lawyer still wearing his Easter bonnet! 🤣🤣
The dogs is doing his programs with glowing reviews. Tonka must complete his training program no alcohol no drugs and no guns.
Janelle was in Judge Simpson's court today too. She still hasn't passed her test. Her excuse today was they ran out of openings and she had a toothache or something like that.
No cones have been harmed today
That woman was hurting. You could hear it in her voice. Kinda funny that she's been on so much that I could tell something wasn't right as soon as she started talking.
Karen G thanks for the cone killer update! 😂😂😂
The defense attorney needs a pair of scissors for his bangs.
"Pretty fly for a law guy" needs a tshirt! 😂
Is Fly outta New Orleans? He just has that vibe.
Love me some Law Talk With Mike of a morning! Go Tonka!!
I love the white haired husky judge!! He's cute too!!
Reminds me of Fly Guy from "I'm Gonna Git ya Sucka" got the platform shoes with the goldfish inside the heels. Back of his card reads "Client betta have my money come rain, snow or shine. Not some, not half but all my money. Because if they don't, I'm gonna put my foot dead in they behind"
Wait wait wait, he said he was diagnosed with 2 cases of sleep apnea. Now I am not a doctor, but I do know you can only have one case of sleep apnea per person. JS
Fly Lawyer: we agree with the prosecution. To client: that will be $350.
Judge Van cracks me up! Love him❤
I just imagine Jeff Goldblum sitting there, as the fly, talking bout "I object, your honor! Bzzzz".
I hate I missed the live but that was fantastic!!! Judge vans court was great… and always love Bryant!! Love it @Lawtalkwithmike 🎉🎉🎉
I love Judge Van he is so funny!! I wanna see more of him Mike please!!!
She might have picked the wrong kind of dog. Maybe should have picked a much smaller , calmer kind of dog. Even an older dog. Not some young dog that needs lots of exercise, training and patience. And if she got him for protection that’s not a great idea either. You have to train that into them also.
I suspect the FLY LAWYER wanted to play a prank and is a professional. He probably cleared it with everyone first because he didn't say anything out of line. Stay Flyin' 😃
I have that “you’re killing me smalls” shirt 😂
I just can’t believe the presiding judge in Fulton Co took away all TPO cases away from Judge Manning indefinitely
Yeah, it sucks.
I agree with the chirping alarm thing. I work in QA and when i hear a chirping alarm in the background it trips my rage something fierce
😅 it just drives my ADHD insane
How sweet he explained clearly to her the process
It must be great to work with the judge like that who is so hilarious and he does his business but he still enjoys working.
"I got full motion within this limited range!" lol!
Only here in Michigan
"No me moleste mosquito
Why don't you go home…"
--The Doors, 1972
I hate when people are on zoom ignoring the chirping sound, like they don’t hear it. 😂
Smoke alarm picking up smoke from Canada. 🤷♀🔥🔥
I have no College degree in mathematics but I did take some Match Courses back in High School.
Maybe Mr Dion Crenshaw was ' sleeping ' thru his Course in High School. He owes 12K still and even IF he was making all his ($50) payment he would only have made $600 toward that 12K debt he has to pay. he will be lucky to have it pay off by the time he gets his Social Security check