Poland NATO article 5 button [doomed version]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 มี.ค. 2022
  • Original music: Turjan Aulahn - Tanc a Lelek (Highfleet OST)
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  • @name-yn6vu
    @name-yn6vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4292

    Highfleet really does this theme justice. Nothing compares to the feeling of getting obliterated by 13 nukes at once the moment you turn on your radar

    • @typehere6689
      @typehere6689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I use RADAR to get free gas money.

    • @johnwilliam9954
      @johnwilliam9954 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironic how the game is made by a russian guy.

    • @twitidig-9931
      @twitidig-9931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I mean hey, they wont press the button until you do

    • @oj8868
      @oj8868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@twitidig-9931 Have you beaten the game fam

    • @twitidig-9931
      @twitidig-9931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@oj8868 yes

  • @mrmedium2869
    @mrmedium2869 ปีที่แล้ว +3267

    "Be the country Russian propaganda says you are"

    • @AlxOtsu
      @AlxOtsu ปีที่แล้ว +65

      and what country does Russian propaganda call it? I'm just from Russia and I don't know.

    • @sourrrrrrrr
      @sourrrrrrrr ปีที่แล้ว +340

      @@AlxOtsu They usually say bordering countries are supposed to be Russian because you guys apparently need a even bigger country like as if it isn't already obvious you're compensating for something.

    • @kapibarek4897
      @kapibarek4897 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlxOtsu That my country is a treat to Russia couse we want to rebuild Commonewalth empire with ukraine making them our puppets xD. And we are dangerous so much Russia needs to stop us before too late xD

    • @ripoutyourintestines5099
      @ripoutyourintestines5099 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlxOtsu they say we’re horrible, that we slay unnecessarily, if we went to war. We’d show you what slaying unnecessarily is, tell your people in the Kremlin to come touch any part of Poland, the SAS are dying for it.

    • @themirror8994
      @themirror8994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@AlxOtsu that we are nazis. That we dont deserve to exist. That it is okay to randomly throw nukes on london. Berlin. Warsaw. Prague.
      Boasting about it on live TV "russia 1" every day, saying we attacked you.
      Do you want us, to actually attack you? Do you want us to be, what you claim us to be? Careful words. We might, when enough is enough, actually become what you make us.
      Monsters are not born. But are created. Be careful what you wish for. Some wishes, may be granted.

  • @thegeneraljohn2895
    @thegeneraljohn2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3109

    "It's not about the money, NATO, *it's about sending a message."*
    -Poland, probably

    • @golagiswatchingyou2966
      @golagiswatchingyou2966 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Everything burns!

    • @szarvaskoppany
      @szarvaskoppany ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And by "message" we mean nukes.

    • @cogitoergosum7563
      @cogitoergosum7563 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Do you know how i got these borders?
      - Germany probably

    • @laksamanasuhendra5868
      @laksamanasuhendra5868 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@cogitoergosum7563 My former Führer, was a dictator, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual.

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All you care about is resources, this world deserves a better class of conquerors.

  • @NoblePaysan
    @NoblePaysan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    Yes, because the original version was obviously not doomed enough.

    • @gloriousarstotzkan4621
      @gloriousarstotzkan4621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      in highfleet, when this music plays you're already dead, now we got a version for when you've been dead all along

    • @redskull8354
      @redskull8354 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gloriousarstotzkan4621 Nah. There dead. Brave mockingbard got voulountold to ram into one of those fucks and i got a grad on standby

    • @How23497
      @How23497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gloriousarstotzkan4621 it really does a good job at symbolising your situation. You are fucked, there’s no denying that and you accept it. But you can try to take as many of the fuckers down with you.

    • @AnComZharptitza
      @AnComZharptitza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gloriousarstotzkan4621 no no no....this plays when you die due to poland and then wake up in the afterlife only to realize that all those polands that you removed took over the afterlife and that you are condemned to an eternal loop of article 5

  • @brentschellekens4151
    @brentschellekens4151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2747

    "Lord forgive me, not for what I've done. But for what I'm about to do" -You

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Except I dont ask forgiveness.

    • @malario5235
      @malario5235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@GnosticAtheist Based.

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@malario5235 Its important to always keep up the internet though guy appearance in the face of eternal damnation.

    • @masterchif8337
      @masterchif8337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Lord forgive me, not for what I've done. But for what I'm about to do... although, I do have to admit, I don't ask for forgiveness. Especially when I Ģ̵͚̭͖͎̦̖̰̲̌ͅé̸̢̧̬̰̱͔̣͌n̷̨̢̛͓̹̦̻̲̖̖̪̩͉̗͎͎̎͋̈́̈́̈́̈́̑͐͐́̽͐̈͐̀̽̚͜͜ŏ̷̱͍̪̻͒̓͗̄͂͆̀͋͝ͅc̷̢̧̢̲̪̼̪̯̟̺͚͔̰̥̟̥̀̾͌̓̈͛̔̍̌͛̈́̚͜i̴̛̳̫̤̳͓͖̙̱̯̗͗̓́͊̎̈́͌̓̑̀͘ḑ̸̢̰̮͈̱̖̟̗͇̀̈̌ę̶̢͔̋̊̌̌͌̐ you all."
      - Poland about to press the Article 5 button

    • @tenstrateq6262
      @tenstrateq6262 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Revenge, revenge, revenge on the enemy!
      With God or even in spite o God."
      This is an actual quote from one of the most important Polish books of the XIX century

  • @dagothur2666
    @dagothur2666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    NATO soldiers from the US and UK are calling Poland the pre-game lobby now... 💀

    • @Mr.Maverick.Hunter
      @Mr.Maverick.Hunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Same for the balkins and eastern europe, NATO needs to do the funni

    • @runningoutofnames6956
      @runningoutofnames6956 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Mr.Maverick.Hunter cmon NATO, do the funni. I know you want to do the funni NATO cmon, do it

    • @ripoutyourintestines5099
      @ripoutyourintestines5099 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@runningoutofnames6956 I’m fucking DYING for war. Let’s annex Russia. Give most of the land to Poland and the Baltics. Let Finland expand we will slay until it’s done.

    • @bloodmoon5872
      @bloodmoon5872 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@runningoutofnames6956 You don’t want to live in a bunker for the rest of your life do you? Russia will destroy themselves to make sure the world is destroyed if it’s needed.

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography ปีที่แล้ว +16

      God I fucking love soldiers humour.

  • @firstlasf9076
    @firstlasf9076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6397

    "Poland will have its borders, even if they're on the last map humanity ever draws"

  • @sctr05
    @sctr05 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    In Poland, there is no defense spending. There is only offense spending

    • @kaiserconnorproductions3067
      @kaiserconnorproductions3067 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mmm…good

    • @Anistotle
      @Anistotle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When they attack us we left and head straight to their home.

    • @battotaiguy69
      @battotaiguy69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a Pole, I felt very offended.

    • @ObywatelMurawjow
      @ObywatelMurawjow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Offence is best kind of defence. Poland known for centuries that our land doesn't have features that favours defenders, so our greatest victories have been won on opponents ground

  • @normal-man5147
    @normal-man5147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7478

    "Balance as long as you can, and when it's no longer possible, set the world on fire" - Józef Piłsudski Marshal of Poland

    • @name-yn6vu
      @name-yn6vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Legit thought this could have been a quote from SS burgundy in TNO. It just fits too well with their gameplay

    • @user-ze9fs9gb3x
      @user-ze9fs9gb3x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      fake

    • @coloneltaynov7314
      @coloneltaynov7314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@user-ze9fs9gb3x but still funny

    • @Bolshevik.remover
      @Bolshevik.remover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      @@user-ze9fs9gb3x its legit the original was ,,Balansujcie dopóki się da, a gdy się już nie da, podpalcie świat!" And it translates that way.

    • @normal-man5147
      @normal-man5147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@user-ze9fs9gb3x no

  • @Violent2aShadow
    @Violent2aShadow ปีที่แล้ว +888

    A NATO officer was asked how long it would take the Finnish Army to seize St Petersburg.
    He said, ‘not long, only problem they’d face is that the Poles would get there first.’

    • @marcleslac2413
      @marcleslac2413 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Probably the russian army would just hear BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

    • @user-kj8vl4ol6u
      @user-kj8vl4ol6u 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Nobody was stopping Wagner mutiny so they will come to Petrograd pretty fast . Also all russian military is in Ukraine . So they have any forces to stop either Finland or Poles . There only questions will Russia will use nuclear weapons

    • @aurorafox1283
      @aurorafox1283 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@user-kj8vl4ol6u Cornered animals tend to be agressive, there also stories about soldiers droping grenades on their last stands as theyre overrun by enemies. Im sure they can use nukes when they realise they cant do anything than surrender or bury everyone with em. But i pray they choose surrender

    • @jcvader1404
      @jcvader1404 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@aurorafox1283 "Victory or death!" - Some Orc from Warcraft.

    • @OperaPunkOD
      @OperaPunkOD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@aurorafox1283пхахаха….пацаны, вы это видели? Он пишет- Надеюсь, что мы сдадимся, когда поляки, будут нападать на Петербург! ПХАХАХА! - Ну давай!

  • @seatbelt05
    @seatbelt05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2857

    "God as my witness, my word as gold, we will not be fucking invaded again." -Might've been Poland idk

    • @prakharmishra5583
      @prakharmishra5583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Gets invaded anyways

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@prakharmishra5583 a nearly dead invasion force from an irradiated wasteland invading another irradiated wasteland?

    • @prakharmishra5583
      @prakharmishra5583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@eyeballpapercut4400 yes

    • @randomcatonxbox
      @randomcatonxbox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@prakharmishra5583 germany: ah sh*t here we go again lol

    • @warkorer9820
      @warkorer9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      In polish it would be somethink like this : Boże bądź mym świadkiem zaznacz moje słowa złotym tuszem : nigdy więcej nikt nas kurwa nie najedzie

  • @eddyreefer7108
    @eddyreefer7108 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    Polands like the quiet kid that Europe constantly bullied, and now this is their "Don't come to school tomorrow" note.

    • @tedbed1389
      @tedbed1389 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It truly is. I can feel it. We are getting close. I feel like I've been preparing my whole life exactly for this.

    • @Aperturespacecore-3A
      @Aperturespacecore-3A หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      poland has had enough

    • @NascarAviationDude
      @NascarAviationDude 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same Here. I Can Easily Relate To This

    • @hubb8049
      @hubb8049 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      oh man

  • @Mr.McMuffin
    @Mr.McMuffin ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    I'd like to show this meme to someone from 2002, tell them that it's from 2022 with zero context, and just let their thoughts drift into oblivion.

    • @xenn4985
      @xenn4985 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      "Oh so the world ends, but what comes after refuses to die?"

    • @mehmeh1999
      @mehmeh1999 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      P O L I S H B U R G U N D I A N S Y S T E M

    • @kalle_47
      @kalle_47 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Best comment so far ^^

    • @bystutter4035
      @bystutter4035 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kalle_47 Can agree.

    • @caspercustoms
      @caspercustoms ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Shit, providing context would only make it weirder. "Netflix is great for a while and then shittier over time. So there will be a global pandemic, you'll get futuristic video chat and will hate it. People across the world will be crowdsourcing armed drones and artillery for a war in Eastern Europe. And people will be cheering Poland acquiring nuclear weapons. Also the movies will kinda suck for the next twenty years."

  • @SobaYatai
    @SobaYatai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Everybody got that vibe of
    "Heheh wer all going to die" with that lil nervous laugh

    • @zengen1432
      @zengen1432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I think of it as more "heheh were all going to die" with a fuck it laugh

    • @mr.factoid105
      @mr.factoid105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hehe I am in danger

    • @griffinpomisel2322
      @griffinpomisel2322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We got the, "Herman Goering at the Nuremburg trials" mood vibe

    • @xerdon548
      @xerdon548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LETS GOOOOOO

    • @nudny_kanal
      @nudny_kanal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *chuckles* IM IN DANGER!

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2324

    Remain calm.
    Poland endures.
    Warsaw lives.
    The Republic shall endure.
    There is much to be done.

    • @michelerusso04
      @michelerusso04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I would see Poland more as the Russian National Reclamation Governement of IRL rather than the Holy Russian Empire.

    • @neekonmorad9466
      @neekonmorad9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Eyy, fellow TNO player!!

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Verify Your Nukes

    • @domena1007
      @domena1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Holy Polish Empire

    • @phenom5164
      @phenom5164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Alexei is in Moscow

  • @lucasvaleriano4077
    @lucasvaleriano4077 ปีที่แล้ว +2479

    Poland can't get to space...
    But Poland can take us to H̸͎͔̫͌̀͌E̴͔̫͉͛͐͋A̸̢̙͚̽̕͠V̵̙͇̐͛͘E̸͉̝̫̽̐͒N̵̙͎̽̈́̕͜

    • @melo4222
      @melo4222 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Poland was 4th in the space btw

    • @infernogaming4671
      @infernogaming4671 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@melo4222 It’s a running joke in Polandball community.

    • @intuendaecivilization9365
      @intuendaecivilization9365 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Heaven being the none-existence of the russian state.

    • @AlexB-se3lx
      @AlexB-se3lx ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@intuendaecivilization9365 with the non-existence of NATO states )

    • @intuendaecivilization9365
      @intuendaecivilization9365 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@AlexB-se3lx a bit much salt for me, no thanks.

  • @darkbolt5494
    @darkbolt5494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    Now that is actually terrifying and intimidating

    • @angolomat882
      @angolomat882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You see that’s the point;) Have nice day

    • @warkorer9820
      @warkorer9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      what we gonna do is gonna be terryfying

    • @ihin2005
      @ihin2005 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The world would have done better taking us seriously. Now they'll pay the price again.

    • @mikerozynski9800
      @mikerozynski9800 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As it should

    • @schizofreniac6298
      @schizofreniac6298 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@warkorer9820 what we will do is something no human would ever see untill we commit the act infront of the people, this massacre, will be the bloodiest massacre and revenge in all of mankind and history of the world and our beautiful country

  • @jacplac97
    @jacplac97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Reminder that "wojak" means Warrior in Polish

    • @filipkopec525
      @filipkopec525 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      In a bit diminutive way but yeah

    • @sirzorg5728
      @sirzorg5728 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Meme magic is real folks.

    • @Northerner-NotADoctor
      @Northerner-NotADoctor 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@filipkopec525 The non-diminutive is "woj" and who uses word "woj" on a daily basis other than describing victorious veterans?
      If he isn't a victorius veteran, then he is simply "wojak". Like "dobry vojak Svejk".

    • @zeronzentroxus6344
      @zeronzentroxus6344 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And reminder that there are no countermeasures for nuclear ACBMs, that means "moarte" in Romanian, so stop being so cocky

    • @burosbigos3427
      @burosbigos3427 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Northerner-NotADoctorDobry vojak Svejk is czech, not polish

  • @apoptose1558
    @apoptose1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Once that button is pressed, it's all in the hands of God.

    • @jankubiak3218
      @jankubiak3218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Always has been 🏹👨‍🚀

    • @RazorsharpLT
      @RazorsharpLT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SjcE Nah, God ran out of fucks to give about Russia after the mass killings, and the Godless commie stage.

    • @AManWithNoName
      @AManWithNoName 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SjcE No religion or religious entity shall save Russia, for it is nothing but a pathethic "nation" of atheists and backwards.

    • @shalaby8968
      @shalaby8968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @SjcE that reference tho!

    • @latenrunor3591
      @latenrunor3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "...Just sing out a 'Te Deum',
      When you see that ICBM,
      And the party will be come as you are!"
      -Tom Lehrer

  • @Mike-ij4rq
    @Mike-ij4rq ปีที่แล้ว +597

    The fate of mankind is in the hands of a 19yo Russian conscript’s ability to not accidentally launch a missile into Poland

    • @kwestionariusz1
      @kwestionariusz1 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      One missile would not activate article 5 during cold war there was plenty of such actidents

    • @Mike-ij4rq
      @Mike-ij4rq ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@kwestionariusz1 thank you Lieutenant Literal for correcting my mistake

    • @Quidington
      @Quidington ปีที่แล้ว +11

      _Then I have full faith in him_

    • @tjh6558
      @tjh6558 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kwestionariusz1 it didn't happen in the cold War because the soviets were our equal and there was legitimately fear of total war with them. But now the Russian federation is the laughing stock of the world and the poles have a grudge to settle

    • @hx5525
      @hx5525 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t think conscripts get to launch missiles

  • @ricecooker7037
    @ricecooker7037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Having this idea of “losing will *not* be an option” for a country such as Poland is genuinely terrifying.

    • @karczameczka
      @karczameczka ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But it worked few times so… 🤷‍♀️ in pre-atomic era, true, but it worked. The whole Battle of Warsaw 1920 was like - “we are too weak to defend the capital, let’s attack ruskies. “

    • @Sure_You_Betcha
      @Sure_You_Betcha ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you blame them though? They lost twice in 1939 and were almost made extinct because of the human filth that was the Communists and the Nazis.

  • @karczameczka
    @karczameczka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    “I tried to live whole my life to be rather happy in moment of death then afraid.”
    ~Witold Pilecki

    • @thirdbrother4018
      @thirdbrother4018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      survived tortures and holocaust only to be tortured and executed by commies

    • @raoulamitrano8459
      @raoulamitrano8459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Soldiers in Auschwitz, who knows his name?

    • @filipkogut8533
      @filipkogut8533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raoulamitrano8459 what is your question exactly?

    • @raoulamitrano8459
      @raoulamitrano8459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@filipkogut8533 A quote from the song of Sabaton about Pilecki

    • @filipkogut8533
      @filipkogut8533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raoulamitrano8459 ok, would be clearer if you used quotation marks.

  • @Mr.Maverick.Hunter
    @Mr.Maverick.Hunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    "Moscow is part of our historic 1610 borders, we are simply taking it back."

    • @user-tn5rm8zw9k
      @user-tn5rm8zw9k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yet Russia kicked you out

    • @jesseheisenberg8595
      @jesseheisenberg8595 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-tn5rm8zw9k who cares, they took a lot of places that were once ours, even our entire country, they murdered our national elite and tried to russify our nation, yet we are still here, living in peace with whoever wants peace, but ready to defend that peace and our land without mercy or hesitation. We are forever, and Russia is now weak

    • @user-tn5rm8zw9k
      @user-tn5rm8zw9k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jesseheisenberg8595 Lol ok

    • @jesseheisenberg8595
      @jesseheisenberg8595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@user-tn5rm8zw9k Poland's article 5 might as well become another meme turned history if a certain neighbour of us will be stupid enough. It won't be our fault if the world ends after all

    • @DytoxPrime
      @DytoxPrime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@user-tn5rm8zw9k Yet ukraine kicked you out.

  • @Sound_Reaver
    @Sound_Reaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2543

    *Russia:* _"Guess we're neighbors again!"_
    *Poland:* _"We haven't forgotten what you did in Katyn."_

    • @Admiral_Dunt
      @Admiral_Dunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Nor will we ever. I am not polish and even I will remember

    • @bylezagrac6337
      @bylezagrac6337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I am Polish and I will NEVER FORGET!
      BOLSZEWIKA GOŃ GOŃ GOŃ!

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      _"or the time when you backstabbed us with that goddamn pact of yours"_

    • @credus
      @credus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Well we unfortunately are neighbors with Russia due to Kaliningrad.

    • @galacticbananastopmotions7292
      @galacticbananastopmotions7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      We will never forget what they did, not just Katyn massacres, the betrayal of the resistance forces, forced slavery, destruction of any national identity. I know it’s wrong but I genuinely want revenge. I hope war doesn’t start, but if it does we will give them just as much mercy as they showed the officers in the forests.

  • @saucybakajack3251
    @saucybakajack3251 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Me (a polish citizen) 7 months ago: heh funny meme
    Me today: It's showtime

    • @Pichuuh
      @Pichuuh ปีที่แล้ว +23

      GIVE WAR A CHANCE DO IT POLSKA!

    • @markodiusz7723
      @markodiusz7723 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Witam w klubie

    • @nexstbob6911
      @nexstbob6911 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao ur all doomed

    • @coolcatcher126
      @coolcatcher126 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Pichuuh Sundowner moment

    • @makzer8770
      @makzer8770 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GO POLISH BROTHERS DO THE FUNNI.
      Ukraine believes in you guys.
      Hell nah I can't believe that happens. Sorry to hear a couple of polish people have died.

  • @EricT01
    @EricT01 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    🇷🇺"Are you gonna die for some farmers?"
    🇵🇱"Someone is." 🌝

    • @squirt2384
      @squirt2384 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Then the winged hussars arrived

    • @AveragePyroMain
      @AveragePyroMain 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@squirt2384 and then they say y̷̧̱̪̻̦̖̞̻̱̖̟͔̆̓̊̐̇̎̋̂́ò̴̧̢̧͉̥̤̯̙͂̆̈́̀͋̒̕͜͝ṷ̶̢͉̼̭͖͔̦͕͔̄̎̀̀̓̀ ̵̬̝̘̜͈̳̺͚̭͌̏͋͋̈́̒̅̕m̷̳̭̮̹̦̦͔͕̱̟̰͓͚͌̓̉̀̍̚͜ę̶͖̪̮̜͚̳̰͉̹̣͕͌͑̄̒̑͒͒̽̑͠͝ͅs̶̝̜̯͈͉̣̤̦̼͙͛͊̐̒̔̄ͅš̷̨̠̤̞̜̰̻̼̭͖̙̊̓̅́̾̚̕͝͝ͅͅȇ̶̡̛͈̜̮̫̹̹̠͍̯͇͇̀̊̈́̈͗̍̇͌̃̀̋͛͘d̸̛̠̯̳̓͋̾̀̾̌̽̒͛̆̈͘̚͠ ̶̱̼̣̹̹̲͎̝͈̼̜̱̙͛͒̈́̃̎͊̉͆̅̉̕͝w̷̢̼͉̓̔̂̇́̈͗͑͑͂͝͝͝í̵̼̑̅̑̔̅̂͜t̷̛̬͚̟̺͍̔̎̔̌̅̈́̿͊̂̇̈́͗̚h̴̢͈͚͕͕̮͐̓̂͊̍̀̈́͘͘͠ ̷̨̧̨̛͕͔͂̑́́̄͆͆̆̐͗̏͘͝t̵͒͜ͅh̶̛̲̜̙̗̮̭̟̫̬̯̼̬̟͈̙͛́̐̓̽̊̽̄̾̓́̈̆̈́e̵̺͔̭̹͈͙͕͍̳̐̄̃͑̏̓̂̒̄̃̌ ̴̨̧̧͕̦̗̼̺̯̘̲̔̔̇͗͋̕͝w̶̺̜̺̱̮͉̅̓̑̄͗͒̅̑̃̀ͅr̷̨̖͔̼̮̟͙̙̞̲̱̠̳̳͛̔̋̒͘͠͝͝o̸̧̻̖̾̐̅͑̔̓͗͂͌́̉̈͐͜͝͝n̶̡̡̥͙̼̖̞̜̤̘͌͌͗̿̀̈̎̆̈́́̽̕͘ͅg̵͍͉̹̠̖̠̬̝͌̓͒̋́̌̽̃̊͐̅̄̾͘ ̵̧̖̬̗̠͔̮͎͇͇̔̋̂̈́̉͌̄̋͘͝ç̵̠̲̝̹̰̱̝̙̙̰͆ͅͅö̶̼̻̭̺̫́̔̿̾́̏̅͆͋̂͊͘ư̴̡̥͔̐̈́͐̒͒̈́̽̌̀̌̀̚͘͝n̵̡̢̢̛͔̹̱͇͙͇̫̎̐̐́͗̅̈̊̚ͅͅͅt̴̢̡͙͎̺̣̞͓̟̥̬̼͒̿̿r̵̢͎̻͖̞̰̞͊̇ÿ̴̗̻͇̦̄͑͌̽́̕̚͝͝ ̵̢̧͕̻̣̲͔̠̝̳̯͐͋̋͆r̵͖̦̰̖͍̗͐̎̊̾̀ù̷̢̈́̽͠s̷̛̞͕͚̜̜͑̐̀̈́̌̽̒̔̓̎͛͗͊͝s̶̘͕̖̗͙͇͍͈̟̥̈́̀̒ḯ̷̛̛̳͖̤̩͓̼͎̩͉͕̘̫̟͋̐̉͆̄́͗͊̈̆̕͜͝ͅa̶̛̖͔̥̫͎̺̟̩͗̃̓̔̾͛̌̑̉́̑̕͝n̵̩̲̬̙̫̞͇͉̳̦̮͔͆̽̉̎͆̉̓̄͊͜͜͝ ̵̭̭͛͂̌̑̆͂̓͑͂m̶̥̳̩̳̠̘̙̹͉̘̪̥̥͋̂̎̈͋̽̔́̈͘ơ̸̗̖̪̜̼̠͐̐̃̽̿̔̋͒͑t̶̨̢̨̡̢̮̲̙̯̔̇͛̊͛̌͆̍̓͋̕̕h̵̡͖͉̘̟̪̗̲̭͍̪̳͔̺̓͛́̐̑̓̐͘e̸̡͓̣͍̰͚̥̬̋̋̀̇̈́̓̿͐̕r̴̢̨̼̲̭͙̪͙̯̭̗̫͠f̶̮̺̼̄̔̇͆̄͒̏͝ͅͅu̸̡̨̙̦͉͇͎̗̟̲͈͔̫̗̅c̴̢̡̹̻̳͍̰͚͓̟͈͛͛̔̀͆̾͝k̸̢̡͍̳͚̠̹͔͉͍̱̹͘͜͜e̴̼͈̦̣̳̙̯̫̾̈̅́̔͊̄͐̕͝r̸͙̣̿́̅s̷̨̢͖̲̥̠̘̻̽͑̊̑̊̀̓̆͋̈́́̽͘

  • @sentauri43
    @sentauri43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    What do you have to lose, Poland?

    • @Hago_official
      @Hago_official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      As they all say. The person you should fear most is the man who has nothing left to lose

    • @ablacktemplar1971
      @ablacktemplar1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      An entire country

    • @jackthefoxy3788
      @jackthefoxy3788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The Polish people don’t have nothing to lose because the pain of past have made them wanted do do the funni

    • @insertsomethingfuni2617
      @insertsomethingfuni2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Poland will have its borders, even if they're on the last map humanity ever draws

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ablacktemplar1971 They lost 2 times, so they are willing to take Russia with them in this 3rd time.

  • @catalyze_
    @catalyze_ ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “Demonic Poland is a meme that encapsulates and defines the term competitive genocide”

  • @N7-WAR-HOUND
    @N7-WAR-HOUND 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Revenge is a dish best served irradiated

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Microwaves be like: *"mmmmmmmmmmm"*

  • @danielhughes3316
    @danielhughes3316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4248

    With article five Poland has basically become one of the strongest countries

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      Not exactly that strong, more like menacing.

    • @benjaminkoch2380
      @benjaminkoch2380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      They hold great Power in their hands even though they aren't that strong

    • @gabrieldantas63
      @gabrieldantas63 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjaminkoch2380 Poland is literally Eurasia's punching bag. No one likes them and by god, no one fears them.
      They had "article 5" in 1939 too (London/France guarantees that they would defend Poland in case Germany attacked them). No one cares about this place.
      Sadly or not, it's the truth. The song is cool, though.

    • @AgentSmith911
      @AgentSmith911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@SimplyDuker no polan bik am strank

    • @Loli4lyf
      @Loli4lyf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      all nato country also counts

  • @robert-kd8vf
    @robert-kd8vf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    *drake rejects*: "Poland can't into space"
    *drake rejects*: "Poland was first into space"
    *wojak pointing at "NATO Article 5" button*: "Poland can into Ģ̵͚̭͖͎̦̖̰̲̌ͅé̸̢̧̬̰̱͔̣͌n̷̨̢̛͓̹̦̻̲̖̖̪̩͉̗͎͎̎͋̈́̈́̈́̈́̑͐͐́̽͐̈͐̀̽̚͜͜ŏ̷̱͍̪̻͒̓͗̄͂͆̀͋͝ͅc̷̢̧̢̲̪̼̪̯̟̺͚͔̰̥̟̥̀̾͌̓̈͛̔̍̌͛̈́̚͜i̴̛̳̫̤̳͓͖̙̱̯̗͗̓́͊̎̈́͌̓̑̀͘ḑ̸̢̰̮͈̱̖̟̗͇̀̈̌ę̶̢͔̋̊̌̌͌̐"

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      *omnicide

    • @szymonkaes1391
      @szymonkaes1391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We haven’t committed one so far, so maybe it will be our time

    • @annamowczun1987
      @annamowczun1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yes

    • @Slavicplayer251
      @Slavicplayer251 ปีที่แล้ว

      serbia will let poland into genocide

    • @HalIOfFamer
      @HalIOfFamer ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Link the thingy you used to make those funky symbols

  • @crei973
    @crei973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    "poland will get half of moscow, lithuania gets the other half" - Józef Piłsudski probably

    • @nudny_kanal
      @nudny_kanal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      *There was a time we ocupied moscow, and almost made it have a polish tsar*

    • @throughmyshutter305
      @throughmyshutter305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nudny_kanal and you failed

    • @nudny_kanal
      @nudny_kanal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@throughmyshutter305 that's why i said *almost* commie 🙄

    • @throughmyshutter305
      @throughmyshutter305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nudny_kanal National Bolshevik, closer to Fascism.

    • @nudny_kanal
      @nudny_kanal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@throughmyshutter305 hold up, are you unironically a nazi?

  • @Setiv1101
    @Setiv1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    As a Pole I can say this time, we will dictate rules of game

    • @thessop9439
      @thessop9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Do it. Do the funni

    • @Setiv1101
      @Setiv1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@thessop9439 we will

    • @benjaminkoch2380
      @benjaminkoch2380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lets do the switcheroo and occupy russia

    • @Inidibenining
      @Inidibenining 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@benjaminkoch2380 Split it three times )

    • @benjaminkoch2380
      @benjaminkoch2380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @J Silva Japan gets mandchuria back

  • @NateBlade17
    @NateBlade17 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Ending the world is not something one considers fun. But this...does put a smile on my face." -Poland, probably

    • @alexodeh
      @alexodeh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is me when WW3 starts

  • @warkorer9820
    @warkorer9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    niech Bóg ma nad nimi litość, bo my nie będziemy mieli.

    • @mateuszwisniewska1848
      @mateuszwisniewska1848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Rzeczpospolita obojga narodów moment

    • @MaxHunterUserCR
      @MaxHunterUserCR ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We’re your Allies don’t do the scary thing

    • @ripoutyourintestines5099
      @ripoutyourintestines5099 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I’m not even polish I’m British, But god help me if Russia attacked I wouldn’t hesitate to go and fight. You WILL have your borders back, whatever the cost.

    • @kkrg413
      @kkrg413 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ripoutyourintestines5099 I'm not european, I'm actually russian, and god, if Russia attacks a lot of us will fight *with* you, not against

    • @ripoutyourintestines5099
      @ripoutyourintestines5099 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kkrg413 my whole life I’ve always wanted to die along the Russians because I knew they were misunderstood, I would gladly die alongside you guys in battle.

  • @Owool17
    @Owool17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I believe in God, so you damn best expect me to be ready to meet em'. - Poland, Probably

  • @VoiceQuills
    @VoiceQuills ปีที่แล้ว +95

    And so, the prophecy comes true

    • @JMPStart
      @JMPStart ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And yet, Jesus promised St. Faustina, "I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming"

    • @thesynalice
      @thesynalice ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It feels somewhat special finding comment of a familiar TH-camr under an unrelated video.
      Keep it up, Quills, we need something positive in our lives at such hard times ❤️

    • @Stefan0R8
      @Stefan0R8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wasn't expecting you of all people to be here

    • @timthetechpriest8876
      @timthetechpriest8876 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didnt exspect to see you here

    • @abyssalboy8811
      @abyssalboy8811 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do a Khorne comic dub lmao

  • @kacpersieron1760
    @kacpersieron1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "Because we do not beg for freedom, we fight for it" - general Witold Pilecki

    • @karczameczka
      @karczameczka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They’re not Pilecki’s words. The quote is from gen. Witold Urbanowicz, the commander of the famous 303 RAF squadron in the Battle of Britain.

    • @El_Mierda_De_Gato
      @El_Mierda_De_Gato 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      INMATE IN HELL OR A HERO IMPRISONED

  • @JoWood2000
    @JoWood2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2735

    As a Pole, I can confirm that we are ready to push red button of Article 5.
    So we can
    *DO IT*
    We can
    *DO THE FUNNI*

    • @aurelian6046
      @aurelian6046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      do it polska
      do the funni 🗿🗿

    • @francescopenna9552
      @francescopenna9552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Go Poland!

    • @ninetailedfox-11
      @ninetailedfox-11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    • @jakubw.2779
      @jakubw.2779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@ninetailedfox-11 Poland will be on the map, even if it's the last map humanity ever draw

    • @SgtChip
      @SgtChip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Borders? Sounds like Poland is gonna remove those with those aggressive Spanish guitars

  • @randomhistoryguy7134
    @randomhistoryguy7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "You think it's madness I'm doing this to prevent another partition"
    -Poland

  • @rhodriw6802
    @rhodriw6802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "What did you feel when you were shooting at Russians?..........The recoil"

    • @armin1500
      @armin1500 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Simo Häyhä.

    • @ironchicken7240
      @ironchicken7240 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This made me laugh hard lmao

    • @crusaderanimation6967
      @crusaderanimation6967 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have to remember that line XD

    • @quatatamot8115
      @quatatamot8115 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Да, после таких комментариев, нацисты все ещё русские.

    • @cyberchmo
      @cyberchmo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@quatatamot8115 вы заслуживаете такого отношения.

  • @Captain_Torres
    @Captain_Torres 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

  • @bryceluther1576
    @bryceluther1576 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    We all know why we're here today.

    • @johanildpg5414
      @johanildpg5414 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its strange that we reunite here... But at the same time... So empowering...

  • @waranah2198
    @waranah2198 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    WW3 DLC boutta drop

    • @paulcopper299
      @paulcopper299 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Metro 2023 Redux" Reveal Trailer

  • @conangaming2156
    @conangaming2156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Press it Poland, do it, be a man.

    • @rusampler1877
      @rusampler1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rise of the Planet of the Button-monkeys. Keyboard ones too.

    • @polzovatel77rus4
      @polzovatel77rus4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And then Putin will push a bigger button...

    • @elmascapo6588
      @elmascapo6588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@polzovatel77rus4 and the missle will explode before reaching the skies

    • @polzovatel77rus4
      @polzovatel77rus4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@elmascapo6588 This is physically impossible. THAADs have a limited radius of destruction, capable of eliminating incoming missiles only within a radius of 500-800 km along the perimeter. The only solution is to launch a preemptive strike on nuclear mines with the help of tomahawks from submarines in the Arctic, but now Russian nuclear submarines are in this territory around the clock.
      P.S also google what is "Dead hand"

    • @antonikudlicki1100
      @antonikudlicki1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@polzovatel77rus4 No problem. We're Poles, defenders of the West, slayers of the barbarians. There is no call that we don't answer, there is no faith that we betray. None death we fear, none man we spare if the only civilisation worthy of existence is threatened

  • @tyr844
    @tyr844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    *Listening the original*: "Oh, this is cool but cursed af"
    *There is a doomed version*: "OH FFS"

  • @capello5688
    @capello5688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Winged Hussars 2
    "We ain't cruci-fucking around no more."

  • @thesos8828
    @thesos8828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3761

    "There can be no independent Poland without an independent Ukraine" - Józef Piłsudski

    • @ApokR
      @ApokR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@Dozornui russian mob 27
      when will you go to actual schools?

    • @DangerousWarCriminal
      @DangerousWarCriminal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      @@ApokR there is schools in russia?

    • @rafalemarine2454
      @rafalemarine2454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Good joke.

    • @ApokR
      @ApokR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@DangerousWarCriminal ukrainian schools

    • @Real_.
      @Real_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did Poles forget how Ukranians killed like a 100k of them?

  • @terranaut1218
    @terranaut1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    *"I am a monument to all of your sins"*
    - Poland after suffering the Nazis and the Soviet Union in the same century

    • @karczameczka
      @karczameczka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s so much true… you hit a jackpot. Congratulations, I guess.

    • @squirt2384
      @squirt2384 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poland is legitimately a monument to all the sins of the last 300 years.
      Revenge shall come

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Sadistic, gleeful laughter of hundreds of dead rotting bodies*

  • @comrademoshi1028
    @comrademoshi1028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    “Russia is merely claiming old territory? Then give Moscow back” says a Poland, with narrow beaded eyes, a terrifying grin on his face, and a hand hovering slightly over the big red button

    • @akya2200
      @akya2200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok comrade Moshi cope harder

    • @comrademoshi1028
      @comrademoshi1028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@akya2200 ever heard of a joke

    • @anonymoususer3561
      @anonymoususer3561 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro too much reddit sorry

    • @baldmf6940
      @baldmf6940 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Poland really wants ist Old teritories then they will take a half of Europe

    • @kwabecikuwu9161
      @kwabecikuwu9161 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a pole I kinda cringed

  • @juliuszkocinski7478
    @juliuszkocinski7478 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Casus Belli status:
    *O n l i n e*

  • @jacobvancampen3656
    @jacobvancampen3656 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I was here on November 15 2022
    God save our souls

  • @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99
    @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    15.11.22
    Well it was nice knowing you lads.

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I love how all of the people I’ve talked to who are from countries on Russia’s immediate border and chomping at the bit to get a piece of Russia. I don’t blame them, they all have an axe to grind to say the least.

    • @georgewilson7432
      @georgewilson7432 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russia is the land of Absolute Evil.

    • @luotiisataa3124
      @luotiisataa3124 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you only talk to teenagers? Russia just like America and China can never be captured by other countries should be basic knowledge so even thinking about taking their lands is stupid

    • @hansstrudel9614
      @hansstrudel9614 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@luotiisataa3124 you immediately assume land vs them just wanting to humiliate Russia. But I’m sure your people would like at least a section of Karelia back from the Russian occupiers.

    • @dogf421
      @dogf421 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luotiisataa3124 its not about taking their land its about making their people explode

    • @shadowknight1990o
      @shadowknight1990o 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@luotiisataa3124 Yeah...Mongolia would like to have a word...

  • @vandereer
    @vandereer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The only monument our nation needs is a glassed crater where moscow used to be.

    • @AlxOtsu
      @AlxOtsu ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate russians
      I hate russians
      I hate russians
      after a caliber explosion in my city.
      Damn it, why me?

    • @coffee5453
      @coffee5453 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unironically

    • @AlxOtsu
      @AlxOtsu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coffee5453 unfortunately...
      We have a joke. I don't know how Google will translate, but you listen.
      Two Ukrainians are sitting on a bench and see a Russian passing by them. One Ukrainian says to another:
      - Let's beat this lousy rusnya?
      - And if he beats us himself?
      - And what are we for?

  • @zanproz
    @zanproz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "If someone wants to attack us from the east, north, or any other side, he has to take into account that we will stand firm to defend our homeland, and I assure you that it is large enough for us to bury the attackers." - Andrzej Duda, President of Poland

    • @Haloguy3959
      @Haloguy3959 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You must realize that Poland isn't the one that'll be fighting. No one will be fighting really, it'll be too hot outside

    • @PrimalAspid96
      @PrimalAspid96 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Haloguy3959 Oh *we know* and that's the beauty of our mindset. If Russia wants to end the world so be it, but we'll take them alongside with us as they deserve

  • @user-tg6be7yz8g
    @user-tg6be7yz8g ปีที่แล้ว +81

    THE TIME HAS COME

  • @foresthamilton2243
    @foresthamilton2243 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Well everyone… it’s been nice knowing you
    Edit: False alarm we’re good-

    • @NihilityEnd
      @NihilityEnd ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea no season 2023 unfortunately :(

    • @fw-190
      @fw-190 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NihilityEnd we all new how it was going to end

    • @suvrosarkar4419
      @suvrosarkar4419 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      May our souls be cleansed in the nuclear fire and may we meet on the other side 👋

    • @VinnyUnion
      @VinnyUnion ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suvrosarkar4419 at least we can hope so. Being only radiated is extremely is apparently very painful than being in the vicinity of the blast

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, either it was false alarm, or someone lied because they knew what they'd unleash if they didn't.
      Until then, we will do what needs to be done.
      Because when the time comes, _we will do what needs to be done._

  • @admiralfurret
    @admiralfurret ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Entire Europe after making alot of article 5 memes but then Poland actually pressed the button:

    • @Quidington
      @Quidington ปีที่แล้ว

      Europe be like: Sugar Papa America Biden, pwease 🥺 nuke Wussia, pwetty pwease! He’s been mowesting Ukwaine fow sevewaw monfs now. He even gwoped Powand!!!

    • @tokio4816
      @tokio4816 ปีที่แล้ว

      they aint jokin and never was

  • @volkovable
    @volkovable ปีที่แล้ว +31

    see you soon on the march to St. Petersburg lads

  • @guilty_mulburry5903
    @guilty_mulburry5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "there will not be a fourth"

    • @michadudek1665
      @michadudek1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "fifth"*

    • @DanielWalden
      @DanielWalden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michadudek1665 I believe they are referring to the partitions of Poland, (the dividing of the country by foreign powers) not Article 5, and If you are referring to the "fourth partition" then you might as well say that there were 7 partitions, which are not official

    • @michadudek1665
      @michadudek1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DanielWalden I was referring to 1939 which is widely considered as fourth one and counting up to seven isn't about to change that.

    • @TheWolf-xt7kb
      @TheWolf-xt7kb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Właściwie to takowych było już 5,
      W 1772 w 1793 w 1795 w 1815 i w 1939

    • @filipkogut8533
      @filipkogut8533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheWolf-xt7kb takowych pisze się razem.

  • @bignerd5032
    @bignerd5032 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    GUYS ITS HAPPENING

  • @PersonPerson-lb9et
    @PersonPerson-lb9et ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Once the genie is out of the bottle, we will not be able to put it back inside."
    -Pyotr Shanin

  • @angelenriquechavezponce1629
    @angelenriquechavezponce1629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    This is soul crushing and terrifying I feel the despair of the inevitable doom. I'm disturbed.

    • @aizawlddma1737
      @aizawlddma1737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dont be afraid i dont

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I believe humanity had a good run, so it's time.

    • @christophvonpezold4699
      @christophvonpezold4699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me too, and yet I cannot stop watching

    • @admiralsnackbarkekwalice6167
      @admiralsnackbarkekwalice6167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's understandable. With the advice of a petty sailor. Embrace it with a smile, think of better times, and greet the reaper with a laugh.

    • @falloutrains2641
      @falloutrains2641 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't be afraid of death. Embrace nuclear fire. It was always meant to be our destiny.
      So just wait, wait for the rumbling echo of the bombs after Poland does the funni

  • @Johnny-yt4cd
    @Johnny-yt4cd ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This hits hard, when you know that Russian rocket accidentally hit a polish village and killed two people few hours ago...

    • @bwaaf7575
      @bwaaf7575 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not an accident, destroy the aggressor

    • @deusvult4892
      @deusvult4892 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, dude. These famous Russian s300 missiles that fly to Poland. These are Soviet anti-aircraft missiles that are in service with Ukraine

    • @squirt2384
      @squirt2384 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deusvult4892 the missile was fired at a Russian one and either missed or hit the Russian missile and fell back down

    • @luckynyaa2826
      @luckynyaa2826 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was -ukraine- , but never mind.

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Russian?

  • @zhianatienza5474
    @zhianatienza5474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Can't wait for the devs to update Poland and make this a feature
    Btw the song is really terrifying, I hope it doesn't happened, just don't want another world crisis.

    • @jakubw.2779
      @jakubw.2779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      World crisis? Honey it's gonna be road end for Our civilization

    • @annamowczun1987
      @annamowczun1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i wish it happen time for revenge

    • @ablacktemplar1971
      @ablacktemplar1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@annamowczun1987 hmm yes, the innocent people of the world being affected by people seeking vengeance sounds like fun

    • @uncleflagzz
      @uncleflagzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My guy, Nuclear War is WAY over world crisis at that point lol

    • @zhianatienza5474
      @zhianatienza5474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@uncleflagzz it is still a crisis, just worse

  • @SMiki55
    @SMiki55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    “I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming.”

    • @ved3046
      @ved3046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't think God meant the spark of world war.

    • @jorgenguyen7641
      @jorgenguyen7641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ved3046 God works in mysterious ways. Nuclear winter could counteract global warming, for instance.

    • @vonathenbrod8498
      @vonathenbrod8498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jorgenguyen7641 sounds like a genie.
      “I wish for global warming to end!”
      *snap*
      “Done.”
      *the sun on the horizon starts multiplying, the earth shakes*

    • @Mr.Maverick.Hunter
      @Mr.Maverick.Hunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You BEAR a love? Time to ressurect that polish bear from WWII

    • @rodzioh3395
      @rodzioh3395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mr.Maverick.Hunter he was persian, but fought in the polish army and I mean literally fought in an artillery logistics company

  • @Electricfox
    @Electricfox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    *Belorussian helicopter pilot in Polish airspace:* "Hey, do you hear music?"

  • @KingCARROT19
    @KingCARROT19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Russia: Ukraine use to be ours, we should own it!
    Poland: We use to have a Queen as your King.... *Yoinks Russia*

  • @Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box
    @Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *Maniacal Polish laughter intensifies* "FINALLY"

  • @doramonabelochka981
    @doramonabelochka981 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You know why we are here

  • @ProfessorxVile
    @ProfessorxVile ปีที่แล้ว +30

    We all know why we're here, lol.

  • @Mygg_Jeager
    @Mygg_Jeager ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Well this aged perfectly

    • @johanildpg5414
      @johanildpg5414 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh it didnt age at all... Its even younger than when it was created ;)

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johanildpg5414... sir how high are you? 😜

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    When Putin nukes Ukraine and a Polish border agent starts glowing in the dark:

    • @mateuszwisniewska1848
      @mateuszwisniewska1848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Time for Polish India borders

    • @ripoutyourintestines5099
      @ripoutyourintestines5099 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mateuszwisniewska1848 I’m from the UK so help me Odin, Poland will have its land back if it’s the last borders we draw.

    • @looke3392
      @looke3392 ปีที่แล้ว

      A small crack appears harmlessly in Polands borders
      Poland:

  • @SCUMHART
    @SCUMHART ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Aged like a good wine

  • @sentandr
    @sentandr ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Oh kurwa, here we go again

  • @orsix1935
    @orsix1935 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Revenge, revenge on the enemy, with God and even in spite of God" - Polish Reading "Dziady pt. III" - Adam Mickiewicz

  • @nightstalkers3039
    @nightstalkers3039 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “The time has come”

  • @user-on8oo7dj2z
    @user-on8oo7dj2z ปีที่แล้ว +36

    15/11/2022

    • @MisatoBestWoman
      @MisatoBestWoman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah… just saw the news ffs

    • @user-on8oo7dj2z
      @user-on8oo7dj2z ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MisatoBestWoman may god save the world. hello from Ukraine

    • @eMBO_Gaming
      @eMBO_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hrubieszów incident

  • @vTysky
    @vTysky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    "I don't know what it's like to kill a human, so far I've only killed communists"
    ~Rafał Gan-Ganowicz, Polish condotier 1932-2002
    "Because it may happen someday
    That I will repeat the mistake with one of them
    Looking for feelings in his face
    Instead of killing him in cold blood.
    Instead of clamping the wire around his neck,
    And twist the larynx into the last hematoma.
    I want to hear him howl before he dies -
    Tell me, oh tell me it will be like this!"
    ~fragment of the poem "Prośba" ('Request'/'Please') by Polish Bard Jacek Kaczmarski 1959-2004
    It seems to me that clicking this button is only a matter of time. 0_0

    • @wojszach4443
      @wojszach4443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well, he is one of those, together with madlads like Simo or Lauri

    • @karolmalinowski9097
      @karolmalinowski9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      One of my relatives(my gran gran uncle) did some "questionable" things during the war. He was an officer of WP, and in 1939 he lost his wife and two daughters to bombs. My grandma and nobody else in my family ever talked about him, for them he died that day when found out. In the next 5 years he was directly involved in killings of a few dozen german civilians, including children, SS officers and simple Wehrmacht grunts. Never showed a hint of remorse or guilt, not even concern about repercussions on polish civilians. We praise our heroes, those who fought a brave fight and died honorable death, but there's a pound of mad fuckin blood in our nation.

    • @Sidneymoch
      @Sidneymoch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@karolmalinowski9097 Knowing Polish history, I dont think I can blame him for doing anything wrong, after all, he simply returned the favour to the Germans

    • @bruhmoment3478
      @bruhmoment3478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@karolmalinowski9097 Yeah we didn't think the Germans were people back then nor even animals. Look at the holocaust. The German civilians thought of us as dogs as well so why should he feel bad?
      Edit: The Germans are chilling now so I have nothing against them. Russia on the other hand...

    • @pfff9308
      @pfff9308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Johann Yeaaaah cuz Hitler really only wanted a road to Gdańsk from Polish people and than he would just leave us alone. Not like enslaving and killing slavic nations was his agenda from the beginning. And tbh I would rather be the "dog", like you called all the people that fought for their freedom, than being associated with nazi scum, soviet swines or western traitors.

  • @dredgenalpha8054
    @dredgenalpha8054 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The time has come.

  • @obi_wanshinobi
    @obi_wanshinobi ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I feel like now is as good a time as any to remind people that article 5 is not an automatic WWIII button. It states that if a member nation is attacked, all other countries in NATO will take,
    “such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.” It can include all countries declaring war on the aggressor. But that doesn’t mean it automatically does.

    • @chimei-tekinaneko8318
      @chimei-tekinaneko8318 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poland let some tanks slide towards ukraine, but i dont think they will let this slide.. we will at least partially take control over Ukrainian air space, which leads to direct confrontation with russia, shooting down their shit, if it comes too close..
      NATO may have always wanted to take part in the war, and now they have the excuse to do so.

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis? Yeah, you get the idea.

    • @chimei-tekinaneko8318
      @chimei-tekinaneko8318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SimplyDuker u mean that crisis where they actually did the diplomacy thing instead of digging even deeper holes/quadroubling down on shit neither side wants to give away..?

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chimei-tekinaneko8318 Diplomacy was just the surface thing. Remember when a Russian submarine (that was stationed just a few kilometers away from the US's mainland) almost launched a missile that was fortunately stopped by a Russian senior officer? Especially when both the US and USSR was on the very edge of a mutual agreement. So you see, shit's not that simple. Diplomacy alone is never enough, at least not without a background activity or two being conducted in secret.

    • @chimei-tekinaneko8318
      @chimei-tekinaneko8318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SimplyDuker Deplomacy was the main key to letting their guard down and relaxing the situation.
      A lag of communication and massive stubborness is the cause for trouble, which both sides are currently living out to its best..
      The Submarine lost connection to their mainland and came to the conclusion, that deplomacy failed them and their homeboys got wiped.. gladly the senior wasnt stubborn enough to blindly follow the protocoll, which safed our asses.

  • @4ykos444
    @4ykos444 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    LETS FUCKING GO BOYS AND GIRLS
    TIME TO DO THE FUNNI

    • @makzer8770
      @makzer8770 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      POLAND DO THE FUNNI

  • @baihou8893
    @baihou8893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    moje poglądy polityczne od 24 lutego 2022 roku:

  • @VRWarLab
    @VRWarLab ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Well, it's happening boys, grab your helmet, grab your gas masks, we goin' for it.
    Dog bless this mess.

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    THE TIME HAS COME

  • @Apricite
    @Apricite ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There are two wolves inside every poles.
    > We're gonna fucking die
    > It's payday

  • @motherstealer992
    @motherstealer992 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    POV two polish citizens were killed near a grain silo with a missile

  • @ilyaanawrozi8394
    @ilyaanawrozi8394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I play this song on my phone at night to help me sleep. I appreciate the certainty because it relaxes me.

  • @andrewberrocal2281
    @andrewberrocal2281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Poland is the quite kid In the classroom expect he’s sitting their quietly with a hand grenade staring at the class bully.

  • @YingYanYuck
    @YingYanYuck ปีที่แล้ว +26

    We got very close, apparently.

    • @VinnyUnion
      @VinnyUnion ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i've read that article 5 is designed to be flexible. Apparently it's not something everybody has to take a part in it either. So it's meh. Nice to have i suppose. Why the hell is poland in nato? How does that even make sense. I don't see any significant relarionship at all. I think norway makes more sense to be in NATO or sweden (if they're not already in it.) Poland feels rogue to me for some reason.

    • @Joshy...
      @Joshy... ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VinnyUnion Because of WW2 mate, they got steamrolled by two world super powers in 1939. Of course they're going to be in a defense pact.

    • @tylerphuoc2653
      @tylerphuoc2653 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VinnyUnion Look, no one gave a shit when they were trying to create Miedzymorze, so this is the next best thing they've got.

  • @redellafestafd1084
    @redellafestafd1084 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Poland: "I'm not in danger, I'M THE DANGER"

  • @krydas9050
    @krydas9050 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    This meme has once again become relevant with Wagner being at the Polish Belarusian boarder

    • @WroobelChannel
      @WroobelChannel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      To quote, 'Don't worry, we will discourage them from crossing polish border. I WILL MAKE BATTLE OF CONOCO FIELDS LOOK LIKE F*CKING TEA PARTY

  • @tertiarybird597
    @tertiarybird597 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Judging by the fact a stray russian missile just hit a town on the border with poland this song seems more relevant...

  • @fcuagency2163
    @fcuagency2163 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We all know why we are here

  • @do2xd679
    @do2xd679 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    ''God im no longer asking for forgiveness, the things im about to do are unforgiveble, I'm not waiting for the apocalypse, I'm becoming the protagonist of this cathastrophy'' -Average Polish Mc Arthur cosplayer

  • @jesusofbullets
    @jesusofbullets ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The fact this has happened this year but feels like it was last year is a testament to how long this year has been. We’re only a little over halfway now.

  • @yeetmcskeet6872
    @yeetmcskeet6872 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    *Pokes Poland with a stick* cmon, do the funni already.

  • @gwg245
    @gwg245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    As an American, we are ready to help Poland do the funni

    • @Dmitry_Medvedev
      @Dmitry_Medvedev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      >As an American
      disregarded

    • @gwg245
      @gwg245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dmitry_Medvedev wdym?

    • @vadstradamus
      @vadstradamus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Same" -all of eastern Europe

    • @swatcccp4673
      @swatcccp4673 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well... if there will be anyone to laugh i would say we got off preety lucky then

    • @vadstradamus
      @vadstradamus ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@swatcccp4673 ***3 raggedy guys huddled around a fire made with sticks as ruins burn on the horizon*** "Hehe. Got em."

  • @ChaplainIdaeus
    @ChaplainIdaeus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The Article 5 meme has to be one of my favorite 2022 memes so far.