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Kollektivet: Bryllup fra helvete
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ส.ค. 2024
- Se Kollektivet hver fredag kl. 16:55 på TV 2!
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Endeling noken som faktisk tør å seie sannheita om enkelte bryllyp, takk Kollektivet
Føltes ut som om jeg hadde sett på videoen i en halvtime, men så hadde det bare gått 5 minutter
Victoria / slime lover Haha Ha ha 👋
ShatterNightmare enig
Real😂
Joggesko på en brud er jo.....sjarmerende
XD
-marspan_ er du ikke enig xD
+invisible me ahaha
XD
I don't understand any of it but god damn, that is one sexy language you have there.
Takk du
Jo, takk! (4 år for sein)
Takk!
Thank you
ah yes norwegian
*The Wedding from Hell*
ENGLISH SUBS/TRANSLATION
*at the office*
Boss: "OK then, Monday is yet again upon us."
"Hi, hi, So does anybody has anything to
share from the weekend?"
"Anybody experienced anything?"
"Trygve, you went to that wedding, right?"
Trygve: "Yes."
Boss: "Maybe want to tell us a little bit about that?"
Trygve: "As I mentioned before the weekend,
it was the wedding of an old friend of mine,
a close friend that I haven’t seen in years."
"..Ehm, so you know... I had to go."
"To be quite frank;
it was fucking lame."
*at wedding*
Trygve: "The nuptials were OK, until all of a sudden,
when people started contributing."
Priest: “The Bride’s good friend Rita is now going to ring us a song.”
Rita: “I don’t like singing in public, but since the family asked;
since every one of them came to me individually and asked,
I said yes.”
Trygve: "That was OK, but in addition to that, the bride and groom had also planned something “fun”"
Priest: “Remix!”
Trygve: "Fair enough, it’s OK for the bride and groom to dance and jump their way down the isle to music,
but for everyone else to have to participate; that’s not cool."
"That’s just cruel."
*at reception*
Trygve: "You know the evening is going to be terrible when you have to sit at a table
with two kids, an eighty year old lady and a woman that has
“lonely and desperate” stamped across her forehead."
Single-gal: “ Are you single, because I’m single and I….”
Information-guy: "Yes, howdy’, just some information"
Old lady: “Speak up please!”
Man: "Some information."
Old Lady: “I can’t hear you!” “Can you hear what he is saying? I can’t hear a thing of what he is saying!”
Trygve: "Argh, I thought that alcohol would be the only thing that would be able to save me now."
Information-guy: “We will not be serving alcohol today, according to the wishes of the bride and groom."Unfortunately."”
Trygve: "From that point on it was a complete and utter hell."
"It started with the toast by the father of the bride."
Father: "I think we can all agree that this is possibly the most beautiful bride ever."
"I would marry her myself, but that’s not allowed."
Groom: "No, that’s Not allowed."
Old lady: “Who are you?”
Trygve: "My name is Trygve."
Old lady: “What was that?”
Trygve: "Trygve, and old childhood friend of the groom."
Old lady: "You have to talk louder!"
Trygve: "And then the groom’s toast was a complete train-wreck."
Groom: "You know how I’ve always had a hard time expressing myself through
words, so I’m going to express myself through a song."
Sings DDE-song; "I’m driving E6, straight there, someone might be lying
there in her arms now."
"And that would be me."
Father: And that would be me.
Groom: No, that would be me. That’s not right.
Trygve: "And of course, let’s not forget all those “fun” traditions."
People: "Up on the chairs! Yeees!"
Trygve: "And the underlying family traumas."
Mother of the bride: "Of course, it’s lovely with marriage and all that that entails,
but your father and I got divorced so, yes, it can go both ways,
one shouldn’t necessarily get their hopes up all the time,
just remember to keep those on a little bit of a low too."
Trygve: "And the girlfriends that were trying to be a little “Crazy”"
Girlfriends singing: "Do you remember, do you remember, that time you got drunk? Do you remember, do you remember, that everything went into scrambles? Haha, haha...."
Single-gal: "Sorry ruth, we just had to!"
"Come on, join!"
Trygve: "It just never ceased to go on."
Irony guy: "Now that your getting married Lasse, I just have to point out what a self-ironic guy you are"
Interrupt-guy: "I just have to interrupt! Because I remember that time I poured water down your pants,
and you did not laugh!" everyone laughs
Interrupt-guy 2: "Let me interrupt the interruption!" everyone laughs
Rita: "I hate to have to hog the spotlight, but there are several,
no rather are a great many people here that have asked me if I can sing
the song I sang in the church one more time." *sings*
Information-guy: "Everybody; And we give thanks for this food,
Oh my God how lovely it was with the alcohol-free wine."
Single-gal: "One more time! One more time!"
Father: "And one for daddy! One for daddy!"
Single-gal: "One more time! One more time! By all means!"
Trygve: "That’s quite enough."
Groom: "Oh my, someone’s sulky."
Bride: "He’s your friend."
*Rita and man sings song yet again*
Trygve: "It was, by all accounts, the worst day of my entire life."
"The worst day in my life,
but I’d imagine it was the best day in Lasse and Ruth’s lives."
*at knitting-meeting*
Lady: "Well the, it’s morning-meeting. And since it’s the morning-meeting,
let’s have a little chat about Ruth, who got married this weekend! Yes!" *laughs*
"How was it? Do tell!"
Bride: "The nuptials were beautiful, everybody was so happy,
with the exception of a friend of my husbands."
Lady: What happened?
Bride: "No he was irritated and sulky, and I just feel it weighed down on the entire ambiance."
Lady: "Don’t you think about that! Don’t you think about that! Don’t you get upset about that!
Thinking that that ruined your wedding. Don’t do that! Just think of all those
fabulous gifts! Which there was an abundance of!"
Bride: Yes, yes.
For more fun translations to Kollektivet and more: *rouxharbour.blogspot.com*
or click on my Google+ profile!
Damn
Roux Harbour OO
Thank you
Don't you have a life???
hva er galt med deg?
Dette er den beste sketsjen kollektivet har laget noen gang, lo oss ihjell når vi så den på tv :D
Den generiske 'crazy-jente- sangen'.. elsker det... "husker du den gang du ble full!"
Ledde drithøyt av "E6" på bryllup :D
"E kjøre eeeeesækks!" Hahhahaha
Kevin Vågenes er utrolig musikalsk og er råflink til synge,han burdte prøve seg på en musikk karriere,hilsen et stort fan av han og resten an kollektivet❤
savner disse uploadsene
would like it in english :s but really love Fridtjof in this. :D
English subs in comment above :)
Kollektivet is a Norwegian comedy show on TV. They won't bother putting subtitles on their youtube videos.
Elsker når hun i kirka synger😂😂😂😂
Bruden har jo skjegg😂😂😂
*KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING KLING*
Slutten: nå skal du ikke tenke på at jeg ødela brylupet❕🤣😂
Beste videoen på en stund!
Dette var jo meg i helgen som var... Og så veldig likt. Jaja, litt kleint må det jo være. Var fortsatt veldig koselig å se alle så glade på parets veiene💕
Jacob har 7 roller her!
Lik se denne 2019/2020
Kristine Rein Pedersen nei
Kult at Kevins karakter ble med videre i jul i blodfjell
Hadde en jente i klassen på videregående som sang forran klassen midt i timen. Var drit kleint.
Var vel en som tok opp tema så var ikke fullstendig spontant, men jeg ble så klein at jeg fikk vondt.
Ja da var det mandag igjen😹
These guys wouldn't survive an Indian wedding. :)
jeg stakk etter vi fikk middag sist jeg var på bryllup :p
jogge sko i brude kjole xD
+Ma10as «mathDoes» Norsk Gaming Orddeling på høyt nivå
Ja ☺
jog ge sko i bru de kjo le
Dere er kule
Det er meg jo på barneboret ahaha
Its corona time
Kollektivets absolutte høydepunkt
weirdly enough the deaf grandma was the only one I could understand very clearly xD
Dritmorsomt! :'-D
Sånn er det å ha asbergers.Hver dag..
Faktisk ikke
Digger joggeskoene og brudeskjolen :D
It wouldn't help - you've never been at the Norwegian wedding. The viking tradition of saga-telling kills all joy when you sit and listen to all parents and uncles telling looong stories from the both part's live... And no one dance...
;-))
The HELL for no-Scandinavians...
Litt av et bryllup 👰
Lik hvis du ser denne i 2019
Edvard Nygård nei
Neivel
2020
KLAR FOR SKI TUR!!!!!!!!!
Alexis Munthe
Er det bare meg eller synger Brita litt fint!
Så typisk også
Subtitles would really help ^^
Are you serious?
RockyChick doesnt understand norwegian, so he would very much appreciate that the vids from Kollektivet was subtitled, and then you go and say 'No we wont give you subtitles cuz you have never been to our weddings and wouldnt understand either way'
He just wants to be able to follow the storyline in the video, and the request might also apply to future vids so that he may have a better experience with the channel
Jepp,sånn er bryllup.
Fridtjof looks really sexy and stylish...quite digging the mustache, but if that's a Norwegian wedding I'm rethinking if I'd marry him.
I really don`t think this would be funny in text... And I think you would have had to been to an awkward non-alcoholic(rare) norwegian wedding.
Vad heter han som var huvudperson?
o.O I don't know what to believe anymore
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00:17 Fysjameg, ikke bruk de pennene der. Tradisjonelle Bic penner er mye bedre. Overgangen kan være litt ubehagelig, men Bic er best når man blir vant til de, gir bedre presisjon.
Det er rart at jeg ikke husker denne videoen når den er fra 2013, skjønner ikke hvordan jeg kan ha misset den.
Pilot gel er enda bedre!
what are you talking about, how is that a viking tradition ?
ja sånn er det ...😂😂😂
mette marit hvorfor synger du
Detta burde vert verdens verste bryllup!
Hvor er cecc
Hva faen feiler lyden?!!
Lik vist du ELSKER Kollektivet :)
jeg vil bli invitert til brylupe
Stakkars Trygve :(
Oh really ?
Der vil eg avbryte. For eg huskar eg ga deg buksevann og da lo du ikkje
100
Lol
Bryllup fra helvete, og 666k visninger
Fridtjof Josefsen i think
Ikkenei
Haha
Norsk CH
-_- He is kidding.
Selv med alkohol er det der en lidelse
😂😂
Nicolai
FYFAEN.. HAHAHAH!
KJanSe LigG dEt NoEn i ArmAn HeNnEs nOO
faen er gærent med profilen din, a?
@@bobbreker83 ingenting💀
de e me ikke dæ
Faen! :D
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Gayyyyy han gifter seg med en gutt og jeg vet at det var skuspill
Ingen andre har sagt first, så... first! XD 😅😂😂😂 sorry, måtte bare😅
😜😜😜😜😜
I don't think they should put subtitles on their videoes. do you see norwegian complaining on english videoes about not having subtitles. learn norwegian or gtfo from this channel.
gay
ShitworksProduction !
Haha
Du rita burde VIRKELIG bli artist😂🙄🤧😂😂😂😂🤣😂