He would’ve liked poking fun at greedy corporate bastards trying to milk the franchise for merchandise though, considering how much spongebob has commentary on pollution & the environment.
Well, the marine biologist as a villain maybe wasn't the worst part, just that she was creepy, weird and quite possibly a zoo... It's not a bad concept, she's a villain not because of her profession but because of her obsession. I guess her head being the same no matter the age (and poorly done) may have been a poor attempt at foreshadowing. But like, again, WHY robot!? what's the point of that!? The writers must've wrote themself into a corner as they barely thought out a way to defeat the villain so they had to turn her into a robot then just have her litterally decapited on screen and "fused" with that fish making her happy to be technically part furry. Yeah, it was just to have a cheesy way of defeating her.
Netflix and SpongeBob's other writers must really hate Stephen so much to the point that they would scream "OF COURSE STEPHEN HILLENBURG WOULD SO MUCH APPROVE THIS!!!". I mean, Mr. Hillenburg could have had enemies.
I dunno why, but Tom Kenny's voice in the movie sounds so tired and unhappy. Oh, btw, the grotesque amount of useless sounds reminds me of Johnny Test.
As a 3d animator this sound like a nightmare and this does seem like a it was made by less experienced animators that just got their job and it sucks how they are tasked with such crap like this I bet they are happy when it got leaked
I gotta mention that probably nick is going to replace original spongebob parents with a squared shape couple that has the same annoying personality as modern spongebob i mention this cuz they replaced sandy’s family in this movie
They also replaced Patrick's family. To be fair, the new designs are much better. His first parents were just copy pastes of Patrick with slightly different clothes and hair. His sister Sam was also a copy paste of Pateick wirh slightly different clothes and hair, except she was super strong and even dumber than Patrick. Patrick's new sister is very different from him and way more tolerable. The Patrick Star show isn't that great, but at least they made Patrick's family more interesting. This movie made Sandy's family more boring even though most of her family members weren't even present in the show and we knew very little about them besides Rosie, her 3 daughters and the squirell from Dunces and Dragons since she looks just like Sandy. How do you make a character that was never present in the story and barely mentioned less interesting when you actually show them? I couldn't screw up that badly even if I tried.
@@medusasea791 No one at Team SpongeBob seems to care, and it saddens us all. On a canonical side note, I think Patrick's "original" parents were just some strangers that looked like him (as hinted by the other look-alikes that he also thought were his parents).
I hadn’t thought about the villain being a marine biologist who wants to earn money from making fish endearing to children. That’s pretty tasteless and I hope it wasn’t intentional
Oh this is totally intentional. These shameless corporate jerks are definitely doing this on purpose with literally no respect for Stephen and his work at all whatsoever.
The satire is that she wants to make them into toys and get rich off of them, with the cast explicitly saying that Bikini Bottom shouldn’t be made into toys. It’s supporting Hillenburg’s distaste for SpongeBob becoming a merchandising behemoth.
It's kinda crazy how modern Spongebob media is genuinely so awful that we're all retroactively looking back on Seasons 4-8 and thinking "huh I guess they weren't *that* bad after all"
Yeah, I mean, they were mostly bad, but at least the episodes had a point most of the times. And most of the specials were pretty good, now that I'm looking back to them.
I never hated the middle seasons. I guess some people thought they were just extremely dumb and dull. 9 year old me was at least entertained by them. Maybe I'm just younger than a lot of fans of this show
If a movie has a character smelling shit in it then that's when you know it's also shit. First Pinocchio did it and now SpongeBob now apparently... *sigh*
What's with forcing cartoon mascots to smell poop in bad movies? Is that supposed to be some mockery of that bad movie? Mockery of viewers? Mockery of fans? If it is the first one, THIS IS NOT HOW SELF MOCKERY WORKS!
@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 Technically, Nicktoons Unite video game on console at least also had SpongeBob being sprayed to breathe on land in the crossover worlds.
In retrospect, these past 2 movies have made me respect Sponge Out of Water more. It was far from a great film and a massive step down from the first obviously, but it had one thing this and Sponge on the Run didnt have: heart.
@@BeamMeUpScottieV1 Apparently a big portion of the Spongebob community think that Sponge out of Water wasn’t as good as the first movie. But I thought that the movie was amazing when I first saw it in theaters.
I remember some parody of spongeob where his face was being sat on by 2B, on Newgrounds...and at THIS point..I can ACTUALLY see that being Canon or in an actual episode! 🤢
I hate how much modern Spongebob is just retconning everything from the older seasons now. I know it's a kids cartoon and never was that strict with its continuity, but it just feels like nothing even matters anymore and works to whatever contrivance the writers need on a whim
I miss when Spongebob wasn't a multimedia franchise, but just a funny/charming series always trying to surprise the audience in clever ways. Now it's just dry husk of it's former self; I'm not saying the crew who made this film (& the series) are hacks, the blame is on Nickelodeon for rushing the crew members to make so much SpongeBob content each year.
What else have they got anymore? Nickelodeon is a brand in decline. Even if it weren't for the revelations about Dan S., it would still be in decline because of competition it didn't have in 1999.
2:04 The actor on the right is actually Matty Cardarople, who has been in a surprising amount of movies and shows, most popular being Stranger things and Free guy, but hes usually cast as the awkward young adult nerd. Which... yeah if i would choose any adjectives to describe an intern at nickelodeon i would probably use those
I mean, remember how in the 2004 movie Plankton went from mostly an ineffectual antagonist to a genuine menace? Here, we have some rejected Nick sitcom scrappy.
It may be because of the Sponge out of water movie and the Land vs. Sea episode (that’s relatively old) where SpongeBob and the other creatures are able to breathe out of water, though sandy has never been shown to be able to breathe underwater as far as I am aware.
My headcanon is that the new movie takes place in a separate continuity, the same continuity as Kamp Koral and Sponge on the Run. I would count Sponge Out of Water as being in the main continuity with the show bc it doesn't really contradict anything that was established pre-season 9. (At least, to my knowledge)
@lightborn9071 yeah. I'd argue after season 9, it split off into its own thing, separate from the main universe. Ultimately tho, I feel like the 1st movie is the true conclusion to the show, with Sponge Out of Water and seasons 4-9 taking place before the first movie.
I'm 90% certain both the bad actors worked on weird *[adult swim]* shows back in the day. The bad acting worked for those shows.. but not here. And making the villian a marine biologist seems like a personal attack.
8:39 "Pyro fans stopped watching after this".... actually accurate, furries and inflation fetish-people might have leaked the movie months before it's release.
I never understood why inflation haters HATE inflation if the whole point of inflation has female characters getting BIGGER assets..and some weirdos are into that (sadly)....that or even THEY have standards..when it's ABSOLUTELY non-realistic!
It's genuinely depressing to hear how old these characters have become when compared to classic Spongebob seasons/episodes. Add that with the bad scripts and dialogue; I feel bad for them. The VAs need to retire. I understand they love what they do, but you can hear the change in their voices and it's heartbreaking for someone like me who's been here since the beginning. Spongebob should have ended after the first movie. Any appearances made afterwards should have been included as easter eggs or references in alternate shows, movies, podcasts, etc. It would have made hearing them sound so much more special and nostalgic, rather than downright sad because of how overworked they are. No disrespect to the greats like Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown and all the others. As I said, I know they love voice acting, especially when it comes to Spongebob... but everyone deserves a break and I believe it's time they all retire. Their work is greatly appreciated and inspired millions, if not billions of viewers throughout the decades. But it's time to sit back and give it a rest. Edit: One thing I forgot to include is how the characters don't age with the VAs. They're still required to act childish and goofy to entertain new generations of children, but it's not working. My words could be proven false if the characters grew after each season. If we saw Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, etc. all grow older and wiser. Seeing Spongebob still act incredibly childish and over-exaggerates the comedy worse than the classics doesn't fit with the voice being given. Early Spongebob sounded like a kid and it worked. Modern Spongebob sounds like an adult trying to pretend to be a kid and it stopped working.
@@AthifArif-g4t from SpongeBob at the very least. I wouldn’t be disappointed if they retire completely because they’ve earned it, but it wouldn’t hurt to see them do something other than the same characters they’ve been voicing for so long.
@@CyberGuy419Tom Kenny voices Ice King/ Simon Petrikov in Adventure Time as well as the spin-off series Fionna and Cake, though Simon’s journey/character arc concluded so he probably won’t voice him again, at least not in anything major) and Clancy Brown voiced Lex Luther in the DCAU.
They're all pretty good when they're not forced to work on SpongeBob media. Tom Kenny is still an amazing VA and I just want to hear Bill in more projects. So surreal seeing his live action stuff or hearing his older voice roles like Broadway in Gargoyles.
I don't know why but Sue Nahmee's sidekicks clothes reminds me Doug Dimmadone from Fairly Oddparents.(Even Doug Dimmadone's entire character better than the whole movie.)
@@GooberPrime yes, but I think they over advertised the whole “out of water” superheroes thing. When I saw first saw the film as a child, I thought that segment felt rather short.
This is like a lot of modern games, they lure you in with awesome graphics and visuals but then make you bored because the story is boring. - It is like an extended 3D Demo, something to show off how SpongeBob could look in 3D Space/Real Life, but they somehow made it 90 Minutes long.
WHY is there a scene where spongebob tickles peoples feet while laughing like a maniac?!?!?!? literally what were they thinking!?!?!? there's no way this isn't connected to dan schnieder 💀💀💀
The marine biologist being a villain is 100% a last F U to stephen,i dont even like to say "stephen would have hated this" at all,i dont speak in behalf of the dead,but this is like putting an insert of your Ex as a villain in your movie
I mean to be fair at least the acolyte didn't have any promise, the boys just devolved further and further not that it was necessarily great to begin with.
@@MontySlython true but why waste your time with a show that literally everyone and their dog knew was gonna be woeful. Apart from Andor and Rogue One Disney Star Wars has been utter trash.
You could at least tell that they put some effort into Sponge on The Run, this just feels like they put the words "Spongebob" "Evil Marine Biologist" "Insult" and "Furry Inflation" into a script generator and used the first thing it shat out
Two things. 1) Tom Kenny in this movie sounds dead. Like dude, he CLEARLY just wants a nap💀 2) The guy marine biologist has a joke or two that’s actually kinda funny, imo. Not saying it’s good, but I just think a few bits are pretty funny.
Sandy being a flying squirrel is so dumb cause they could've just given her a flight suit instead. Whatever the context of that scene I'm sure they could've had it make more sense than her being a flying squirrel all this time
I was trying to figure out why the directors or editor mfs decided to superimpose Sue's head on the body of a child. Oh. Wait. Gee, I guess they couldn't have an actual child actor for reasons 💀
I watched this movie with my family and we all found the live action parts more entertaining than the animated parts. At least the live action is funny-bad. The animated parts are pretty generic kids stuff, but the live action is so absurd that you can't help but crack a smile. All the times I laughed or cracked a smile came from those scenes. Just an observation of mine.
I haven't seen the movie, i'm Just not fan of spinoffs in the first place, like there is no reason to give sandy her own movie you can still give her solo episodes in the main spongebob squarepants show, same with Patrick he doesn't really need a spinoffs cause they do give episodes dedicated to him in the main spongebob squarepants series so yeh
It would've actually been sweet & cool to see a movie dedicated to Sandy. 😓💜 But this... was not a good result, I'm not even sure how younger kids would feel about it
What baffles me the most is that they got all these tools to make it look AMAZING but then the writing is so bare bones that it becomes comepletely unwatchable... Seriously I would have loved to see this kind of style as a kid, but it falls short at the writing on so many ends.
I don't know if anyone will know this...But Tom Kenny saying "Spongebob is Autistic" when this MOVIE was in production was the WORST IDEA EVER! Like, where they got their ideas of "autism" from, PAMPERCHU?!? Also...I'm suprised people are Hating THIS for having furry inflation, but Monster Musume has a plot that INTENTIONALLY has FURRIES, or at least animal or monster women...AS WELL AS INFLATION! (Especially for the slime girl!).
This is not just the worst spongebob movie ever this is the worst movie ever made It's nothing but a fetish film for kids that lures the innocent with a character beloved by millions At least foodfight had characters no kid gave a flying fish about. On top of that it spits in the creators face cause he is a marine biologist.
I didn't even know this existed until you posted this the 3D spongebob stuff is literally trash why are they milking this series so hard? cant they see theyve already beaten it to death?
I didn't know this was your first movie review, but the episode slip-ups were amusing. I personally wouldn't mind seeing you review the other SpongeBob movies. Especially the objectively best one.
This is a long comment, but it’s because it’s about a dream I had last night. I don’t normally share my dreams, but this one was different than most other dreams I’ve had, it was kinda strange yet funny, and of course it was SpongeBob themed. It’s a lot of words, but dreams are like eight hours long. It takes a lot of words to describe them in detail. Unrelated, but I had a dream last night where part of it was like a pseudo-SpongeBob episode where Squidward broke (kinda like the ending of Squidville or Are You Happy Now but at the start of the episode) and he just rode around on a chainsaw like a jackhammer ravaging different stores and places (none of them being real SpongeBob locations because it was a dream). He kept saying something about how he was making art or something. Eventually, he went into this clothing store and ripped through this exaggeratedly big clothes display of fancy shirts, like those nice silk shirts with buttons and pockets, and they had this really nice pattern on them (The pattern and texture of the shirts I think was lifted from a neck tie I wore once for an event at school). They were specifically “4 yellow, 4 black” whatever that means, and when asked about the fabric, they were supposedly made of glass (In the dream they said “it sounds weird, but if you look it up, it’s the only result”). Anyways, Squidward tears like a straight line all the way through a good dozen or so shirts, and then he lands down in front of the display with a backflip and asks if he’s made great art. I think he lands in front of specifically either Lady Upturn or the Music School Matron from Professor Squidward who says he in fact didn’t make art. Squidward then realizes what he’s done and tries to fix his mistake by making some diagonal cuts as well but is stopped by the shop owner, who I think was Angry Jack, who yelled at him that if he doesn’t either fix or replace all of the shirts he ruined before the something or other event tomorrow that will make a bunch of people show up, Squidward will have to pay to replace the shirts every day for the rest of his life. After that the dream kinda stopped making sense. I have a strange thing where I can remember my dreams fine, but because of how my brain processes information, I’ll repeatedly replay through the same part of the dream multiple times with slight differences before moving on. Compartmentalization or whatever. All I remember from the rest of the dream is I think Stanley S. SquarePants reappeared? He said something about working on his luck in the years since he last visited Bikini Bottom and wanting to help Squidward. After I woke up but was still laying in bed because I was tired, I came to the conclusion that the joke would probably be that Stanley would repeatedly pester Squidward to let him help throughout the episode, but Squidward is upset because A. He’s a SquarePants and B. He remembers what happened the last time Stanley visited, and at the end while Squidward is crying, Stanley just does the job for him in a matter of seconds. Squidward cheers up and actually accepts Stanley, and they walk of the store together happily having paid off their debt. Then the camera would pan out to show the whole Bargain Mart (Because that’s where I decided the episode would be set) and as soon as Squidward and Stanley are far enough away from it, the whole place either collapses in on itself, burns to the ground, or just straight up explodes.
I would fix a little this movie if the plot was the same one, but instead a marine bilogist, let's put a sushi chef as the main villain in a sushi bar in Texas (Because its Spongebob). And this anthagonist to make him more intimidating let's put him on the characters perspective as a giant whose only apron and hands are visible, and from the waist up covered by shades, only with yellow bright eyes. Sandy is reunited with her family and ends up convinced to stay in Texas as a brainwashed-like thing. Spongebob and Sandy have their differences, Sandy wanted to stay in Texas and Spongebob decided to save his friends before getting placed on a plate. Both friends reconcilates and gets the final showdown against the chef.
1:17-1:41 Of course. Someone just had to make that stupid assumption that because the villain HAPPENS to have the same job as Stephen Hillenburg, that they're intentionally s@#tting on Hillenburg's grave.
im still trying to erase this movie from my memory for like a month. the sgi was soo bad im still looking for that gadget from the men in black that erases memory. and i think they implanted some hipnotic thing in my mind becouse im keep listening to the sandy cheeks parody of the theme song. AND I DON'T THINK I LIKE IT THAT MUTCH HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kept putting off coming to terms with this movie existing. I knew nothing about it other than "sandy cheeks movie le bad." I knew it was going to be bad like folks said, but seeing the prevelance of the feet stuff is growing nauseating, especially watching this immediately after the narwhal video.
the poop smelling and the villian being a marine biologist makes me kinda dissapointed. Stephen Hillenburg would definitely hate this
He would’ve liked poking fun at greedy corporate bastards trying to milk the franchise for merchandise though, considering how much spongebob has commentary on pollution & the environment.
Well, the marine biologist as a villain maybe wasn't the worst part, just that she was creepy, weird and quite possibly a zoo...
It's not a bad concept, she's a villain not because of her profession but because of her obsession.
I guess her head being the same no matter the age (and poorly done) may have been a poor attempt at foreshadowing.
But like, again, WHY robot!? what's the point of that!?
The writers must've wrote themself into a corner as they barely thought out a way to defeat the villain so they had to turn her into a robot then just have her litterally decapited on screen and "fused" with that fish making her happy to be technically part furry.
Yeah, it was just to have a cheesy way of defeating her.
Netflix and SpongeBob's other writers must really hate Stephen so much to the point that they would scream "OF COURSE STEPHEN HILLENBURG WOULD SO MUCH APPROVE THIS!!!". I mean, Mr. Hillenburg could have had enemies.
at least it's not human poop
He would have hated it because why? Because he was a marine biologist? You'd think he would have been that egotistical? 😐
I dunno why, but Tom Kenny's voice in the movie sounds so tired and unhappy. Oh, btw, the grotesque amount of useless sounds reminds me of Johnny Test.
Tom Kenny's Been doing the voice of spongebob since 1997.
That's 27 years for anyone who doesn't want to do the math
You just explained an old guy, Tom Kenny is an old guy 💀
I think Tom Kenny's voice is starting to go like Julie Kavner(Marge Simpson).
I agree. His voice sounds deeper, like in the first seasons, but still sounds different from the first seasons. I cant explain it.
5:55 imagine you've been studying 3d animation for 8 years and for your first job you get tasked to animate spongebob sniffing dookie
💩
As a 3d animator this sound like a nightmare and this does seem like a it was made by less experienced animators that just got their job and it sucks how they are tasked with such crap like this I bet they are happy when it got leaked
Lol sad
Or the chunky sandy or the feet tickling or the tsunami head on the child or fish or robot or the cloning SpongeBob scene i could keep goin
what is up with that. they did that in pinnochio too
The foot joke couldn’t have been done by Schneider because he wouldn’t use adult actors
"Just because you are bad guy does not mean you are bad guy"
There were children in that pool though
@@-o-1695"I'm ready, I ready, To tickle feet!"
Must've been his associates.
11:57 Freakbob having the time of his life
holy fuck they just won't stop shitting on his grave huh
@Azurethewolf168 We watched the video
“Am I really gonna defile this grave for money? …OF COURSE I AM!”
They didn’t shit on it they poured toxic waste onto it
@@EnderBoy_11they did both to his grave
@@EnderBoy_11 Nah, they did both, if ever ☠️☠️☠️
I gotta mention that probably nick is going to replace original spongebob parents with a squared shape couple that has the same annoying personality as modern spongebob
i mention this cuz they replaced sandy’s family in this movie
They also replaced Patrick's family. To be fair, the new designs are much better. His first parents were just copy pastes of Patrick with slightly different clothes and hair. His sister Sam was also a copy paste of Pateick wirh slightly different clothes and hair, except she was super strong and even dumber than Patrick. Patrick's new sister is very different from him and way more tolerable. The Patrick Star show isn't that great, but at least they made Patrick's family more interesting. This movie made Sandy's family more boring even though most of her family members weren't even present in the show and we knew very little about them besides Rosie, her 3 daughters and the squirell from Dunces and Dragons since she looks just like Sandy. How do you make a character that was never present in the story and barely mentioned less interesting when you actually show them? I couldn't screw up that badly even if I tried.
@@medusasea791 No one at Team SpongeBob seems to care, and it saddens us all.
On a canonical side note, I think Patrick's "original" parents were just some strangers that looked like him (as hinted by the other look-alikes that he also thought were his parents).
@@daisycrudeThey literally didn’t know Patrick wasn’t their son, nor that they didn’t have a son
Nickelodeon says screw cohesive casting.
When did her whole family appear before?
Idk how these writers got Sandy Cheeks mixed up with Rocky the flying squrriel
I hadn’t thought about the villain being a marine biologist who wants to earn money from making fish endearing to children. That’s pretty tasteless and I hope it wasn’t intentional
Oh I bet it was totally intentional. The morons making this slop have no respect for the series or what it's purpose is.
Oh this is totally intentional. These shameless corporate jerks are definitely doing this on purpose with literally no respect for Stephen and his work at all whatsoever.
Man, if they are actually talking about Hillenburg, it would be disappointing, disgusting and sad. It would make me put it a 0/10 instead of 2/10.
The satire is that she wants to make them into toys and get rich off of them, with the cast explicitly saying that Bikini Bottom shouldn’t be made into toys. It’s supporting Hillenburg’s distaste for SpongeBob becoming a merchandising behemoth.
The thing is, she is the villain of the movie tho. As an antithesis to Hillenburg.
I hope.
It's kinda crazy how modern Spongebob media is genuinely so awful that we're all retroactively looking back on Seasons 4-8 and thinking "huh I guess they weren't *that* bad after all"
i mean they were bad, but compared to modern spongebob? it’s a masterpiece in comparison
Yeah it's absolutely insane they made the show a somehow even bigger dumpster fire than it already was.
Yeah, I mean, they were mostly bad, but at least the episodes had a point most of the times. And most of the specials were pretty good, now that I'm looking back to them.
Scooby doo fans after Velma be like: First Time?
I never hated the middle seasons. I guess some people thought they were just extremely dumb and dull. 9 year old me was at least entertained by them. Maybe I'm just younger than a lot of fans of this show
If a movie has a character smelling shit in it then that's when you know it's also shit.
First Pinocchio did it and now SpongeBob now apparently... *sigh*
At least Pinnochio reacted to it realistically
What's with forcing cartoon mascots to smell poop in bad movies? Is that supposed to be some mockery of that bad movie? Mockery of viewers? Mockery of fans? If it is the first one, THIS IS NOT HOW SELF MOCKERY WORKS!
SpongeBob: "Wow. Texas is so colorful."
Sandy: "SpongeBob! Don't smell that! This here is a cow pie."
SpongeBob: "Cow pie?! Bleh."
just like in The Phantom Menace lol
Also why is nobody bringing up that bro isn't wearing a fish bowl on land.
He got special spray bro
@@Super_po534The movie doesn't elaborate on it.
@@Super_po534Wonder why it never existed until just now. Seems like a cop out.
They gave an explanation in the movie.
@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 Technically, Nicktoons Unite video game on console at least also had SpongeBob being sprayed to breathe on land in the crossover worlds.
In retrospect, these past 2 movies have made me respect Sponge Out of Water more. It was far from a great film and a massive step down from the first obviously, but it had one thing this and Sponge on the Run didnt have: heart.
The last 2D animated movie as well :/
Yeah, it was nothing near the first, but it was actually good at something more than the animation style.
Finally someone who respects Sponge out of Water.
@@Chris_ThorndykeWhy do people even hate it? I thought it was fine and not worth all this hate
@@BeamMeUpScottieV1 Apparently a big portion of the Spongebob community think that Sponge out of Water wasn’t as good as the first movie. But I thought that the movie was amazing when I first saw it in theaters.
These writers should probably be on the FBI's watch list after this horror show
I remember some parody of spongeob where his face was being sat on by 2B, on Newgrounds...and at THIS point..I can ACTUALLY see that being Canon or in an actual episode! 🤢
@@shirleymaemattthews4862But that Animation was fire 🗿🍷.
That should be Canon!! But yeah..they probally will.. Do that..
@@MoonyKoonony You want it to be cannon but hate it for thinking that they'll ACTUALLY making it cannon 💀
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 No They should make it cannon 🗿🍷.....i would love that...freakbob would be cannon!!!!
@@MoonyKoonony I mean..it's MODERN Spongebob, after all. Freaky stuff does happen like in this video. It might come true, some day.
I hate how much modern Spongebob is just retconning everything from the older seasons now. I know it's a kids cartoon and never was that strict with its continuity, but it just feels like nothing even matters anymore and works to whatever contrivance the writers need on a whim
I miss when Spongebob wasn't a multimedia franchise, but just a funny/charming series always trying to surprise the audience in clever ways.
Now it's just dry husk of it's former self; I'm not saying the crew who made this film (& the series) are hacks, the blame is on Nickelodeon for rushing the crew members to make so much SpongeBob content each year.
What else have they got anymore? Nickelodeon is a brand in decline. Even if it weren't for the revelations about Dan S., it would still be in decline because of competition it didn't have in 1999.
2:04 The actor on the right is actually Matty Cardarople, who has been in a surprising amount of movies and shows, most popular being Stranger things and Free guy, but hes usually cast as the awkward young adult nerd.
Which... yeah if i would choose any adjectives to describe an intern at nickelodeon i would probably use those
Was in the Fallout show and A series of unfortunate events.
@@niersuoh yeah, he was that dude who was watching tv in the supermarket
I remember him from Jurassic World as the Gyrosphere operator
The villain was terrible. Her “goal” was never really properly established, and she was never really threatening.
I mean, remember how in the 2004 movie Plankton went from mostly an ineffectual antagonist to a genuine menace? Here, we have some rejected Nick sitcom scrappy.
Love how you pointed out that Sandys familly can breathe underwater but didn't even bother to mention how spongebob can breathe above water
He’s done it before
It may be because of the Sponge out of water movie and the Land vs. Sea episode (that’s relatively old) where SpongeBob and the other creatures are able to breathe out of water, though sandy has never been shown to be able to breathe underwater as far as I am aware.
@@BobBob-io2hi yeah but isnt it a point of the movie that the sea creatures cant?
its more like an oversight when he can
Sandy has bright some water to spray on SpongeBob twice in the movie IIRC
Sandy gave him something to help him at the beginning of the film.
8:10 reminder that spongebob has murdered a group of clams to save a sandwich
MURDERING DINNER
(heavy metal music)
SIGMA GRINDSET
13:58 she's saying 'Riverdance' a long-touring irish dance show
This movie was so awful my younger sister clicked off of it the first 10 minutes
Same, though for me, it was the part when SpongeBob sniffed shit. Either that or the furry inflation part
Your sister is a real one
My brother also disliked a lot The movie
When was your sister born
My headcanon is that the new movie takes place in a separate continuity, the same continuity as Kamp Koral and Sponge on the Run. I would count Sponge Out of Water as being in the main continuity with the show bc it doesn't really contradict anything that was established pre-season 9. (At least, to my knowledge)
The entirety of modern Spongebob takes place in a completely different continuity, it has nothing to do with the original.
@lightborn9071 yeah. I'd argue after season 9, it split off into its own thing, separate from the main universe. Ultimately tho, I feel like the 1st movie is the true conclusion to the show, with Sponge Out of Water and seasons 4-9 taking place before the first movie.
I'm 90% certain both the bad actors worked on weird *[adult swim]* shows back in the day. The bad acting worked for those shows.. but not here.
And making the villian a marine biologist seems like a personal attack.
Oh for sure.
Guy on the right was the video store clerk from stranger things I think
8:39 "Pyro fans stopped watching after this"....
actually accurate, furries and inflation fetish-people might have leaked the movie months before it's release.
I never understood why inflation haters HATE inflation if the whole point of inflation has female characters getting BIGGER assets..and some weirdos are into that (sadly)....that or even THEY have standards..when it's ABSOLUTELY non-realistic!
I'm not even kidding, after the movie got leaked, Sandy Cheeks inflation porn was all over DeviantART.
I can confirm, i saw the scene long before the movie came out
It's genuinely depressing to hear how old these characters have become when compared to classic Spongebob seasons/episodes. Add that with the bad scripts and dialogue; I feel bad for them. The VAs need to retire. I understand they love what they do, but you can hear the change in their voices and it's heartbreaking for someone like me who's been here since the beginning. Spongebob should have ended after the first movie. Any appearances made afterwards should have been included as easter eggs or references in alternate shows, movies, podcasts, etc. It would have made hearing them sound so much more special and nostalgic, rather than downright sad because of how overworked they are.
No disrespect to the greats like Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown and all the others. As I said, I know they love voice acting, especially when it comes to Spongebob... but everyone deserves a break and I believe it's time they all retire. Their work is greatly appreciated and inspired millions, if not billions of viewers throughout the decades. But it's time to sit back and give it a rest.
Edit: One thing I forgot to include is how the characters don't age with the VAs. They're still required to act childish and goofy to entertain new generations of children, but it's not working. My words could be proven false if the characters grew after each season. If we saw Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, etc. all grow older and wiser. Seeing Spongebob still act incredibly childish and over-exaggerates the comedy worse than the classics doesn't fit with the voice being given. Early Spongebob sounded like a kid and it worked. Modern Spongebob sounds like an adult trying to pretend to be a kid and it stopped working.
Should they retire from SpongeBob or voice acting in general?
@@AthifArif-g4t from SpongeBob at the very least. I wouldn’t be disappointed if they retire completely because they’ve earned it, but it wouldn’t hurt to see them do something other than the same characters they’ve been voicing for so long.
@@CyberGuy419Tom Kenny voices Ice King/ Simon Petrikov in Adventure Time as well as the spin-off series Fionna and Cake, though Simon’s journey/character arc concluded so he probably won’t voice him again, at least not in anything major) and Clancy Brown voiced Lex Luther in the DCAU.
They're all pretty good when they're not forced to work on SpongeBob media. Tom Kenny is still an amazing VA and I just want to hear Bill in more projects. So surreal seeing his live action stuff or hearing his older voice roles like Broadway in Gargoyles.
@Azurethewolf168 Not even stuck in 2001. More like there stuck in 2006 given the horrendous flanderization.
I don't know why but Sue Nahmee's sidekicks clothes reminds me Doug Dimmadone from Fairly Oddparents.(Even Doug Dimmadone's entire character better than the whole movie.)
Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome ??
That's right!Doug Dimmadone,owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadone
They're all so unpleasant to look at as well, damn
Sue Nahmee will never reach Doug Dimmadome's glory.
This movie is a mistake.
It makes Sponge on the Run better in comparison but Sponge Out of Water and the first movie are still superior.
Personally, this man is the my modern Spongebob expert, keeping me updated with the newest Spongebob slop.
I think the spongebob team has replaced Steve with Dan Schneider
nicks obsession with live action is kinda concerning
they made Freakybob…
CANON!!!!
First, Warner Bros. Confirming Bugs being a freak from that Meatcanyon short is CANON, now..NICK WITH FREAKYBOB?!?
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 this excuse for a movie isn’t canon…
@@GooberPrime, I agree! Anything past the first and true film should not be considered canon!
@@DiegoRamirez-sv4pb Sponge out of water was alright :/
@@GooberPrime yes, but I think they over advertised the whole “out of water” superheroes thing. When I saw first saw the film as a child, I thought that segment felt rather short.
FE-TISH MO-VIE
This is like a lot of modern games, they lure you in with awesome graphics and visuals but then make you bored because the story is boring.
- It is like an extended 3D Demo, something to show off how SpongeBob could look in 3D Space/Real Life, but they somehow made it 90 Minutes long.
My younger siblings wouldn't watch this, and they watch LANKYBOX.
Take their ipads away
It's like how when QUAGMIRE OF ALL PEOPLE were even disturbing by Chris saying "certain animals" give him "boners"!
WHY is there a scene where spongebob tickles peoples feet while laughing like a maniac?!?!?!? literally what were they thinking!?!?!? there's no way this isn't connected to dan schnieder 💀💀💀
The marine biologist being a villain is 100% a last F U to stephen,i dont even like to say "stephen would have hated this" at all,i dont speak in behalf of the dead,but this is like putting an insert of your Ex as a villain in your movie
this is the fucking plot of a BACK AT THE BARNYARD EPISODE
I love the Critical Drinker call out at the beginning.
@Azurethewolf168yeah definitely lol plus he refused to watch Boys S4 but watches all of the Acolyte. Definitely doing it for views now.
I mean to be fair at least the acolyte didn't have any promise, the boys just devolved further and further not that it was necessarily great to begin with.
@Azurethewolf168 I don’t blame him at all, that’s the game of TH-cam unfortunately
@@MontySlython true but why waste your time with a show that literally everyone and their dog knew was gonna be woeful. Apart from Andor and Rogue One Disney Star Wars has been utter trash.
@@projectms205 idk id prefer new trash over seeing something fail its potential
8:39 that joke literally made me die of laughter.
Now that im dead, i can't watch the movie myself... sadly....
2:10 I don’t know why but these guys remind me of the genius’s from South Park’s “Humancentipad” episode.
I miss the charm when sandy came out of the water she would turn into a real life squirrel
once i saw Patrick lookin like those minecraft parody animations i knew this movie was garbage
5:56 maybe this is a reference to the 2022 Pinocchio remake
e621: the movie
Insert that one 1000 yard stare photo
I don't know...Isn't e621 more DERANGED and more proud of it being deranged?
Lmfao
You could at least tell that they put some effort into Sponge on The Run, this just feels like they put the words "Spongebob" "Evil Marine Biologist" "Insult" and "Furry Inflation" into a script generator and used the first thing it shat out
As a Texan. Smelling manure is normal but not INHALING it like that
cannot u get high off sniffing crap i heard from gta V?
For a second I was wondering how SpongeBob could survive on land before remembering the first movie.
Steven Hillenburg would be turning in his grave if he found out what they've done to his creation.
Walt Disney should join him too.
14:28 not only can they breath under water but apparently water doesn’t make them float back up, it’s like they are made of rocks
do marine biologists go to work with that much make up on?
Nah they put way more makeup than that
I like the idea that if Dan Schneider was rehired by Nickelodeon he'd go right back to putting foot stuff in Nick shows, lol.
Two things.
1) Tom Kenny in this movie sounds dead. Like dude, he CLEARLY just wants a nap💀
2) The guy marine biologist has a joke or two that’s actually kinda funny, imo. Not saying it’s good, but I just think a few bits are pretty funny.
what bums me out the most is that this movie could've SO EASILY been good, but modern day nick being modern day nick fumbled the bag heavy
9:34 Dan Schneider
EVERY SINGLE TIME
the team making that movie probably also hated it
Sandy being a flying squirrel is so dumb cause they could've just given her a flight suit instead. Whatever the context of that scene I'm sure they could've had it make more sense than her being a flying squirrel all this time
Hell, she even turned into a rocket in an episode to go to Texas. It was pretty easy but nope, slop is made sloppily.
@@EnriqueLaberinticoAs much as I wanted it to be in the movie, I'm pretty sure this was a one time thing and it was only made for a gag
I was trying to figure out why the directors or editor mfs decided to superimpose Sue's head on the body of a child. Oh. Wait. Gee, I guess they couldn't have an actual child actor for reasons 💀
Even without a profit, Nickelodeon will make anything that decent people don't want.
I watched this movie with my family and we all found the live action parts more entertaining than the animated parts. At least the live action is funny-bad. The animated parts are pretty generic kids stuff, but the live action is so absurd that you can't help but crack a smile. All the times I laughed or cracked a smile came from those scenes. Just an observation of mine.
4:05 is that squidward frank sinatra
Im not hillenburg, not even close or really know him, I don't have the brain like his, but im sure he won't like this
thumbmail got instantly clicked by pyrocynical
I haven't seen the movie, i'm Just not fan of spinoffs in the first place, like there is no reason to give sandy her own movie you can still give her solo episodes in the main spongebob squarepants show, same with Patrick he doesn't really need a spinoffs cause they do give episodes dedicated to him in the main spongebob squarepants series so yeh
It would've actually been sweet & cool to see a movie dedicated to Sandy. 😓💜 But this... was not a good result, I'm not even sure how younger kids would feel about it
oh hey bro cool seeing you here
@@Mitchell_Kirkbride69 it's also cool seeing you here as well mitchell
What was the vision behind making a move like this?
What baffles me the most is that they got all these tools to make it look AMAZING but then the writing is so bare bones that it becomes comepletely unwatchable... Seriously I would have loved to see this kind of style as a kid, but it falls short at the writing on so many ends.
I don't know if anyone will know this...But Tom Kenny saying "Spongebob is Autistic" when this MOVIE was in production was the WORST IDEA EVER! Like, where they got their ideas of "autism" from, PAMPERCHU?!?
Also...I'm suprised people are Hating THIS for having furry inflation, but Monster Musume has a plot that INTENTIONALLY has FURRIES, or at least animal or monster women...AS WELL AS INFLATION! (Especially for the slime girl!).
i don't think it's humanly possible to not think of pyrocynical the exact moment the phrase 'furry inflation' is visible in the thumbnail
5:55 13.4 billion years of existence had ultimately lead up to this exact moment
Skibidi toilet reference
This is not just the worst spongebob movie ever
this is the worst movie ever made
It's nothing but a fetish film for kids that lures the innocent with a character beloved by millions
At least foodfight had characters no kid gave a flying fish about.
On top of that it spits in the creators face cause he is a marine biologist.
There was a time where we all feared SpongeBob might end all of a sudden.
Now, we all fear that it will keep trekking forever.
Sponge on the run looked perfect 3D animated,until Nik decided to start milking it and make it incredibly dislikable
I didn't even know this existed until you posted this
the 3D spongebob stuff is literally trash
why are they milking this series so hard? cant they see theyve already beaten it to death?
Doo Doo faeces = Comedy Gold
I didn't know this was your first movie review, but the episode slip-ups were amusing. I personally wouldn't mind seeing you review the other SpongeBob movies. Especially the objectively best one.
Dang I can’t believe Awe copied every other SpongeBob TH-camr.
Lmao Jk, I know u posted about how everyone was posting about the sandy movie too
I can't believe he's doing it again!
@@wooperz1756 no he didn’t💀
@mikhaelh4215 im making a joke about the allegations about him copying TH-camrs
@@wooperz1756 oh
This is a long comment, but it’s because it’s about a dream I had last night. I don’t normally share my dreams, but this one was different than most other dreams I’ve had, it was kinda strange yet funny, and of course it was SpongeBob themed. It’s a lot of words, but dreams are like eight hours long. It takes a lot of words to describe them in detail.
Unrelated, but I had a dream last night where part of it was like a pseudo-SpongeBob episode where Squidward broke (kinda like the ending of Squidville or Are You Happy Now but at the start of the episode) and he just rode around on a chainsaw like a jackhammer ravaging different stores and places (none of them being real SpongeBob locations because it was a dream). He kept saying something about how he was making art or something. Eventually, he went into this clothing store and ripped through this exaggeratedly big clothes display of fancy shirts, like those nice silk shirts with buttons and pockets, and they had this really nice pattern on them (The pattern and texture of the shirts I think was lifted from a neck tie I wore once for an event at school). They were specifically “4 yellow, 4 black” whatever that means, and when asked about the fabric, they were supposedly made of glass (In the dream they said “it sounds weird, but if you look it up, it’s the only result”).
Anyways, Squidward tears like a straight line all the way through a good dozen or so shirts, and then he lands down in front of the display with a backflip and asks if he’s made great art. I think he lands in front of specifically either Lady Upturn or the Music School Matron from Professor Squidward who says he in fact didn’t make art. Squidward then realizes what he’s done and tries to fix his mistake by making some diagonal cuts as well but is stopped by the shop owner, who I think was Angry Jack, who yelled at him that if he doesn’t either fix or replace all of the shirts he ruined before the something or other event tomorrow that will make a bunch of people show up, Squidward will have to pay to replace the shirts every day for the rest of his life.
After that the dream kinda stopped making sense. I have a strange thing where I can remember my dreams fine, but because of how my brain processes information, I’ll repeatedly replay through the same part of the dream multiple times with slight differences before moving on. Compartmentalization or whatever. All I remember from the rest of the dream is I think Stanley S. SquarePants reappeared? He said something about working on his luck in the years since he last visited Bikini Bottom and wanting to help Squidward. After I woke up but was still laying in bed because I was tired, I came to the conclusion that the joke would probably be that Stanley would repeatedly pester Squidward to let him help throughout the episode, but Squidward is upset because A. He’s a SquarePants and B. He remembers what happened the last time Stanley visited, and at the end while Squidward is crying, Stanley just does the job for him in a matter of seconds. Squidward cheers up and actually accepts Stanley, and they walk of the store together happily having paid off their debt. Then the camera would pan out to show the whole Bargain Mart (Because that’s where I decided the episode would be set) and as soon as Squidward and Stanley are far enough away from it, the whole place either collapses in on itself, burns to the ground, or just straight up explodes.
That’s not my SpongeBob 😭😭
Holy moly! Another video so quickly! You are on a roll.
Aside from the movie
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I always enjoy your reviews, man :)
I would fix a little this movie if the plot was the same one, but instead a marine bilogist, let's put a sushi chef as the main villain in a sushi bar in Texas (Because its Spongebob). And this anthagonist to make him more intimidating let's put him on the characters perspective as a giant whose only apron and hands are visible, and from the waist up covered by shades, only with yellow bright eyes. Sandy is reunited with her family and ends up convinced to stay in Texas as a brainwashed-like thing. Spongebob and Sandy have their differences, Sandy wanted to stay in Texas and Spongebob decided to save his friends before getting placed on a plate. Both friends reconcilates and gets the final showdown against the chef.
Love that reference to The Boys S4👌
The movie is so bad they had to reuse Jessica Utrom from the latest TMNT movie as their villain...
Why doesn't SpongeBob have a breathing helmet?
1:17-1:41 Of course. Someone just had to make that stupid assumption that because the villain HAPPENS to have the same job as Stephen Hillenburg, that they're intentionally s@#tting on Hillenburg's grave.
2:56 OH NO DON'T REMIND ME OF HOP
Imma be honest
EB's design is the only thing that I ever liked about that movie
I guess I’m in the minority of people who liked hop lol
Like, I swear one of the villain sidekicks looks just like the gyro sphere worker in Jurassic World. LOOK AT THEM.
im still trying to erase this movie from my memory for like a month. the sgi was soo bad im still looking for that gadget from the men in black that erases memory. and i think they implanted some hipnotic thing in my mind becouse im keep listening to the sandy cheeks parody of the theme song. AND I DON'T THINK I LIKE IT THAT MUTCH HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This should be punishable under the geneva conventions, like damn... It's just bad. Nothing will beat the first movie though.
its actually insulting to the first movie to compare it to this dumpster fire
I hope whoever made this movie never makes a movie ever again
Pyrocynical should make a main channel video on this
Because he's a crybaby
He'll definitely get flashbacks to the inflating sandy scene.
having the villains be played by 2 successful comedians but not be funny at all shows that nick didn't put heart into this at all...
The art style of those snakes clash so badly against SpongeBob, Sandy, and her family
You know, just looking at that villain makes me appreciate old movies more, at least there everything fit
I don't think I've ever enjoyed Wanda Sykes in anything shes ever been in.
7:48 Is that Rattlesnake Jake from Rango?
thanks for uploading this while i'm at work so i can watch this instead of work
I bet you pyrocynical has watched this move at least 10x for the inflation
1:24 _subvertion of expectations_
Spongebob is going from our generations greatest treasure to our generations biggest tragedy. We are watching the decline of a legend in real time.😔
I kept putting off coming to terms with this movie existing. I knew nothing about it other than "sandy cheeks movie le bad." I knew it was going to be bad like folks said, but seeing the prevelance of the feet stuff is growing nauseating, especially watching this immediately after the narwhal video.