It's like the analogy Pat made when his XCOM playthrough was going to shit. "It's like showing up to a first date with a girl and you're both dressed up and you're at a nice resturant and you say 'Hey, it's really nice to--' and you shit your pants. Just shit your pants."
spookycookies (I can only imagine Hollande saying this in Pat's amazing french accent) "We presented, the French Legion Honor to David Cage, for destroying France's reputation history of art and culture in video games, also for making that creepy pedophille scrapbook of ellen page".
My "favourite" part of that playthrough was when Lucas pushes that museum guy out of the path of the car and he dies anyway. Then the same thing happens again in Heavy Rain.
Holy shit! Cole? Cole was in Indigo Prophecy? AND Beyond: Two Souls? The game even pauses on his face at 19:54, it's like David Cage was telling us. He had it all planned from the beginning!
It's not so much a plan as it is an extended ripoff. That entire section at the mental hospital is an unabashed ripoff of Silence of the Lambs, and Barney is literally the exact same character as the head orderly in that movie, right down to the name, face, race and body type. I wouldn't be surprised if David Cage actually forgot he ripped off that character in Indigo Prophecy already when he ripped it off for Beyond, since it makes even less sense for that character to exist in both places, or those games to exist in the same universe. Long story short, David Cage is a fucking hack.
When I was like 10-12 (when the game came out), I was in love with it. I even tried to defend this game, when LP on this came out. How horribly wrong I was.
I've always hated how everything I Cage's games is a QTE. Or rather, every movement is a pointless QTE that just draws out the unbelievably dull events in these games.
+kira64 It's because what he really wants to do is make movies, but if any of his scripts were made into movies he'd be panned by every movie critic alive. As it is, he makes his scripts into video games so that you can only criticize it if you can sit through all of these bullshit QTEs, then he gets awards for 'Most Talking in a Video Game' and 'Mediocre Attempt at Making a Creepy 3D Puppet Head out of an Actor's Face'.
+kira64 even the QTEs suck. David Cage doesn't seem to know how controllers or fingers work. Mashing the L and R buttons is ridiculously hard and I was just incredulous at how much you had to do that just to open a window or swim.
i remember this game... having played that cool demo off of the xbox demo disc that just had the murder intro you could play,i thought it would be a straight up murder mystery...but what i got was.... fuck if i give a shit lol
I really liked this game when I was younger. Sure I kind of shook my head over a lot of it... but I was really into the Matrix too. Today, it kind of surprises me how dumb it really was.
As a future game designer, I rewatch all the sadness games to criticize the game and make sure I that don't make the same mistakes, but seeing at Detroit is the 5th game...maybe the failure of the game designer is what people like to play... GET READY FOR MY SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO OMIKRON. ZE GOOD GAME: spend your money.
IF THE DOOR KNOB IS TURNED THE OTHER WAY AND YOU NEED THE KEYS TO UNLOCK IT FROM THE INSIDE, WOULDN'T THE ACTUAL LOCKING BUTTON OR SWITCH BE IN FRONT OF THE COP!!!??? *HE COULD JUST WALK IN!!!!!!!!!* And why was a washing machine in the bathroom? And why was it only a washing machine and not a dryer?
Phoebe J David Cage told me it was my choice to keep it online, but that if I didn't take it down he'd come over to my place and we'd Netflix and chill.
Manny Zozaya how dare you judge a game before you’ve played it? You should never judge a game before you play it. You have to immerse yourself in the êxpērìęńčë first. Hell yea, I’m assuming you’re gonna play Detroit. Because you have no right to judge a David Cage Êxpërîęñçè unless you suffer through it first. The pain is what earns you the Critic’s Badge.
spookycookies Fair enough. You may be right. This may be the first David Cage game I buy so I can also suffer. Might be worth it to get the critic's badge.
Manny Zozaya the Critic’s Badge is an extra-extra-large lapel pin of David Cage drooling over a scrapbook full of pictures of a young Ellen Page, and you HAVE to wear it once you earn it. I have mine. They have theirs. Join the club.
What was the point of cleaning up the crime scene? Black lights have existed for literally years, and what was Lucas doing in the bathroom anyway? forensics scientists could swab the whole room and find oodles of DNA evidence.
"David Cage does more damage to France than its surrender in World War II."
"Ooohhh! I mean you are not wrong!"
I love how all Cage games start with one premise and then totally shit the bed and fall apart half way through. They make the best LPs.
Except Omikron. cause omikron shits the bed as soon as you turn on the game.
Depending on how you play Detroit gets better, because it can also get so much worse.
Except Heavy Rain, which surprisingly, never gets to that point.
Halfway through? Fahrenheit falls apart as soon as giant green bugs invade your office, which is what, second chapter?
It's like the analogy Pat made when his XCOM playthrough was going to shit. "It's like showing up to a first date with a girl and you're both dressed up and you're at a nice resturant and you say 'Hey, it's really nice to--' and you shit your pants. Just shit your pants."
"Don't move or I'll shoot"
*Irish rage howls*
gives me ptsd
Love how every single time you play as Tyler it plays soul music.
So Woolie was kind of right on the "hip-hop soundtrack in Tyler's head"
13:52 50 years later i just realized "pizza and wine for romance" is a recurring theme.
its david cage everything is a recurring theme
aka detroit which is full of it
let this sink in... david cage was awarded the highest honor a civilian can have last year.
lemurskip that means we can say "Sir David Cage sucks at storytelling". Wear the title with honor. You've "earned" it.
spookycookies (I can only imagine Hollande saying this in Pat's amazing french accent) "We presented, the French Legion Honor to David Cage, for destroying France's reputation history of art and culture in video games, also for making that creepy pedophille scrapbook of ellen page".
lemurskip Wait what?
Look it up.
Oh my god, no.
WHY HAVE YOU FAILED US FRANCE!?
You missed the best part when woolie screams "THE PHOOOOONE"
The GROUND YO! The GROUND!!!
My "favourite" part of that playthrough was when Lucas pushes that museum guy out of the path of the car and he dies anyway. Then the same thing happens again in Heavy Rain.
I've watched this video three times, and oh my god the amount of absurdity in this game is outstanding.
BIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHHHH
The way he fucking says it. X'D
5:20 Fucking lost it xD Woolie has such an infectious laugh.
17:11
Suddenly, Matrix.
I love how they describe stuff as "big stupid [X]" or "big dumb [X]".
it's gotten to the point that i've started doing the same thing, and people think im talking negatively about [X] when it's just filler words lmao
Holy shit! Cole? Cole was in Indigo Prophecy? AND Beyond: Two Souls?
The game even pauses on his face at 19:54, it's like David Cage was telling us. He had it all planned from the beginning!
It's not so much a plan as it is an extended ripoff. That entire section at the mental hospital is an unabashed ripoff of Silence of the Lambs, and Barney is literally the exact same character as the head orderly in that movie, right down to the name, face, race and body type. I wouldn't be surprised if David Cage actually forgot he ripped off that character in Indigo Prophecy already when he ripped it off for Beyond, since it makes even less sense for that character to exist in both places, or those games to exist in the same universe.
Long story short, David Cage is a fucking hack.
Extended Sadness Universe
It was his way of telling us what Hank’s son was
Holy Hell, Pat's laugh is the best.
Closely followed by Woolie's hyena laugh
Don't move or I'll shoot!
Nightweaver1 You're one of the Best Friends, aren't you!?!
What the hell are you doin out here?
When I was like 10-12 (when the game came out), I was in love with it. I even tried to defend this game, when LP on this came out.
How horribly wrong I was.
"I have exactly 120 seconds to get my shit off"...2 minutes later, "Biiitchh".
Can't wait for the 6 hour Omikron Suffering Montage
It'll be exactly 7 hours long.
I'd hazard a guess add say it's most likely gonna be 7h 7min 6s long.
Yin YangGamingIndustries 1 more hour
17:10 - Puma Man intensifies
9:33 hilariously the prison scene is clearly mimicking silence of the lambs so kinda
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Indigo Prophecy. That line make me laugh.
What the fuck is with the termites?
You know what, if you manage to find it out, you'll be rewarded with gold
The answer is obvious: David Cage is pretentious at best and insane at worst.
"Hallo ess David KYGE"
David Cage
You know...There was a time where I thought THIS was the worst thing David Cage ever made...Years later, I was proven wrong. HORRIBLY wrong...
tailedgates9
*_SUFFER IN OMIKRON_*
*I fear for the future of sadness titles that david will unleash upon all gamers*
This really is a *buggy* game
OH MY GOD! heavy rain is literally indigo prophecy part 2, every thing matches up except the roles are reversed
is shaun the indigo child 2 electric boogaloo???
Love their sadman playthroughs
HAAAAAANG IT UP
*DA PHOOONE!*
I've always hated how everything I Cage's games is a QTE. Or rather, every movement is a pointless QTE that just draws out the unbelievably dull events in these games.
+kira64
It's because what he really wants to do is make movies, but if any of his scripts were made into movies he'd be panned by every movie critic alive.
As it is, he makes his scripts into video games so that you can only criticize it if you can sit through all of these bullshit QTEs, then he gets awards for 'Most Talking in a Video Game' and 'Mediocre Attempt at Making a Creepy 3D Puppet Head out of an Actor's Face'.
You make a very good point. He's like the M.Night Shamalahn of video games.
+kira64 Except ol' Nighty has at least 2 good stories (3 depending on who you ask) whereas Cage has none.
spookycookies That true, I forgot about that.
+kira64 even the QTEs suck. David Cage doesn't seem to know how controllers or fingers work. Mashing the L and R buttons is ridiculously hard and I was just incredulous at how much you had to do that just to open a window or swim.
So, according to the sketch artist, the killer is Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, with glasses?
17:08 Your welcome
Badgame Begins
23:42 That was too much
DRAGON BALL Z ROAR
Cartmen now with his girlfriend in South Park, is sort've like Tyler in this playthrough.
Yes, the fabled Cart men. They're my favorite characters from Rick and Morty.
6:05 9:59 12:38 16:57 21:38 23:40
Don't shoot or I'll move!
i remember this game... having played that cool demo off of the xbox demo disc that just had the murder intro you could play,i thought it would be a straight up murder mystery...but what i got was.... fuck if i give a shit lol
I really liked this game when I was younger. Sure I kind of shook my head over a lot of it... but I was really into the Matrix too.
Today, it kind of surprises me how dumb it really was.
Anyone know what happened to the 1 hour compilation of this game?
As a future game designer, I rewatch all the sadness games to criticize the game and make sure I that don't make the same mistakes, but seeing at Detroit is the 5th game...maybe the failure of the game designer is what people like to play...
GET READY FOR MY SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO OMIKRON. ZE GOOD GAME: spend your money.
Oh? So you wish to take on the Nomad Soul concept, you think you can do it better than the glorious emotionaleux authore?
Pat is the Rich Evans of this playthrough.
16:36 i know pat is stupid and this is probably a joke but its pat so i doubt it but
obviously alma came after this
IF THE DOOR KNOB IS TURNED THE OTHER WAY AND YOU NEED THE KEYS TO UNLOCK IT FROM THE INSIDE, WOULDN'T THE ACTUAL LOCKING BUTTON OR SWITCH BE IN FRONT OF THE COP!!!??? *HE COULD JUST WALK IN!!!!!!!!!*
And why was a washing machine in the bathroom? And why was it only a washing machine and not a dryer?
I always thought that this was a sequel to Lucius
The game that is Bennett the sage's top 10 games list
who?
Fav.
I bought this to play wwith my friend but i could hardly get out the diner because of the controls
pretty pissed at cutting the decision after this
16:20
19:40
Anyone notice the sadness trilogy compilation video got taken down? Why is that?
Phoebe J David Cage told me it was my choice to keep it online, but that if I didn't take it down he'd come over to my place and we'd Netflix and chill.
I would have done the same thing.
spookycookies he was going to make a watch list of all the movies he used for inspection
Ok, everyone, watch this. Then think if you want a modern version of this with robots. That's Detroit.
Manny Zozaya how dare you judge a game before you’ve played it? You should never judge a game before you play it. You have to immerse yourself in the êxpērìęńčë first. Hell yea, I’m assuming you’re gonna play Detroit. Because you have no right to judge a David Cage Êxpërîęñçè unless you suffer through it first. The pain is what earns you the Critic’s Badge.
spookycookies Fair enough. You may be right. This may be the first David Cage game I buy so I can also suffer. Might be worth it to get the critic's badge.
Manny Zozaya the Critic’s Badge is an extra-extra-large lapel pin of David Cage drooling over a scrapbook full of pictures of a young Ellen Page, and you HAVE to wear it once you earn it. I have mine. They have theirs. Join the club.
What was the point of cleaning up the crime scene? Black lights have existed for literally years, and what was Lucas doing in the bathroom anyway? forensics scientists could swab the whole room and find oodles of DNA evidence.
Darrian Weathington if you dont see blood, you dont expect to see a body. No body, no crime. (Buying time basically)
Best game ever
is Detroit Become Human
that ones bad too
This game was awesome up until the point where it turns into the Matrix
Yeah, who doesnt like the business bug hallucinations, immersion breaking bonus cards and terrible racist stereotypes?
In three words: You are wrong.
@@yoursonisold8743
Silence, pleb
Why is everything Remastered on PS4 and Xbox One so much shitter. I mean they don't need to be Remastered.
To be fair, looking at this shit, Beyond: Two Character Traits is a fitting game for Ellen Page given how awful that game was as well.
Honestly I don't think David Cage's games are all that bad. They are decent at most.
If you have no standards, yes