He need to learn to love Emem. He thinks he is all that and he’s not. She is beautiful, probably makes more money then him, and doesn’t seem to be promoting anything but herself.
Im noticing the same stereotypes on each season.... 1. The basement guy 2. The heavy guy matched with the woman thats more fit then he is. 3. The person with the hidden temper 4. The person that dodged the financial background check 5. The "life of the party" who is actually boring 6. The overly sexual one 7. The drinker. 8.the person trying to promote a buisness 9. The colorist (More will be added to the list as I rewatch 😊)
I feel like I'm watching the Disney married at first sight version lol U got genie married to Cinderella (she came to the city broke with no job) Meme and icatchYou , pocahontas married to the frog 🐸 from princess n da frog You got juan n Karla, Aladdin and jasmine Allen and Madison, hunchback and esmeralda from hunchback of notre dame Then you got Camille sleeping beauty(she puts me to sleep) and Thomas, the beast cuz he socially awkward af 😂😂😂😂
@@Jazmynjwchile, a reach, we’ve only seen a little bit of this man, I feel like she’s not his type, honestly when she initially got on screen I didn’t like her because she kept referencing pop culture references from online, at her age that made me roll my eyes, she’s interesting, very fun but some men sometimes don’t like her type of fun, chile we’ll see
People forget that there’s an option to be blurred out too. Karla said her daddy didn’t even like taking photos… huh? Like…. No. I need memories!!! I remember some seasons ago there was a parent (can’t remember which one) didn’t want to be on TV so their face was blurred out and obviously they did not do any interviews BUT they were at the wedding. In other words… you can still support your kids and not be on TV. If you don’t sign the docs… Lifeyime legally cannot put you on TV but you can still show up.
On top of David’s living arrangements being bad for so many reasons, Michelle is probably so embarrassed that everyone is seeing that she waited all this time to marry someone who lives with his parents 😢
I personally don't think that living with your parents until you get married as bad. A lot of cultures outside of America do it and I would love for us to not kick our kids out when they turn 18. However, David doesn't seem confident in anything he's doing career wise. He just seems a little bit aloof.
Of course you are a Pisces!! Hella hilarious and honest 😂 My husband is a Pisces and he loves roasting the people on MAFS. And like you said, he stands on business when it comes to our kid. Aint no missing anything that happens whether he approves or not 😊
28:54 men are so conditioned to fear being vulnerable and anything that is perceived feminine that they can’t even journal now (let alone go to therapy). Writing letters to their future wives sounds so performative
you just described my ex-husband LOL FOINE as hell but put me through it for 15 years plus i had to quit that for real the hardest and best thing I have EVER done i know you relate guuurl love u J
My husband had had all kinds of issues with his ex and the parenting plans. They have been apart since 2012 , the youngest had just turned 2, but his ex keeps trying to pull stuff, so here we are 12 years later and nearly had to go to court again because the youngest wanted to move in full with her dad, long story why we didn't end up pushing for that. They've had to deal with the parenting plan 4 times now. If the youngest, now 14, really can't take the part time with her mom anymore, we will go to court again. So just saying, some people are wild with the parenting stuff and now the youngest does have predominant choice
I laughed a lot. You said what everyone is thinking. Out of all the couples, Emen is too beautiful and smart for her partner . He bugs me and looks like a man who takes advantage of women's vulnerability and just wants to be famous . Not matched properly there.
Was it a custody battle or, a child support amount battle? Wording Is NOT always hard but we can make it so. 👀👀 Getting married on one's birthday makes it one less day for chores/the special treatment.
Have to wonder why Thomas spent nine years in a relationship without eventually getting married? That’s a long time to be with someone just for the relationship to go nowhere.
I wonder why a woman stayed for 9. She must have been giving up cookies! Don't give away cookies for free, ladies. He needs to pay for them and get that receipt (marriage). Now all that '9 year lady' has to show for all that invested time of mental, emotional, and physical energy is a pocket full of wasted time! 😒
@ absolutely agree!! Women need to set a time limit for dating. Two years for a ring should be the minimum. After that a wedding should soon follow. Nine years is absurd.
@@JazmynjwNaw, because plenty of single mothers out here with 3, 4 kids holding down 3, 4 jobs to keep a roof and food on the table. Yet, a grown man all by himself gotta stay with mommy and daddy? Get outta here! Women have got to stop making excuses for able-bodied grown men!
Trauma dumping on the lady at the reception is wild. I wonder if they'll have the lil family brunch or whatever...they could at least wait til then.😬 Shaq 2.0 applied twice to for attention huh? Cus he has no interest in her IMO.
I agree 100% about talking about past relationships after multiple dates. However, I went out with somebody and he trauma dumped on me date one. I decided he wasn't past it, and that was our last.😂🤷🏾♀️
I think I said this in the first review, but I don't think IK E. CHI has any interest in any woman. I think he's only interested in himself and his homeboys.
@Jazmynjw Same. Especially when you're divorced, they always wanna know what happened. I tell them my ex-husband doesn't get 'airtime' on my dates. I'm a single mama out here trying to have a nice evening sir 😆.
Ikechi wants to write a new book bc that one he already wrote is about that ex, his groomsmen said that heartbreak was hard on him and that caused him to write that book….he not over that ex 💁🏽♀️
Everything about David annoyed me. To be so aloof is surprising bc he definitely lacks confidence and he doesn't know how to talk to women on a romantic level. His behavior was like she was his "home girl"
this is a whole show about tryin to turn a would-be booty call into a whole ass filmed marriage experiment I mean I guess it works sometimes ya all.....same odds as 2a at the bar IMO
Personally I am too jaded. Thomas not hitting the ejection button means you wanted to have your cake and eat it too. Ikechi came for publicity you have a book 📕 that you don’t present for the reason you are there 🥀
you know what, I would also like to know the age Tomasz was when he broke up with that last girlfriend because if he was 40 years old and he couldn't break up with her that says a lot about him
I since living in FL have experienced the weird ass phenomena of Latin men fetishizing me because of my whiteness, it's hard to spot at first in fairness to us, BUUUUT once I found out they were into me because they found me attainable (I think because of my disability) it became creepy and weird and I was sad for them.......I will admit the phenomena intrigued me because of my CP I was like is someone really fetishizing ME for my whiteness ???? it was just weird and no I did not pursue it and no I am not saying all men of color that I have dated have done this so do not come for me LOLOLOLOLO
Is it just me? All these couples are so cringe… I feel like the men are too eager and they girls aren’t that into the men. Bless their hearts. Except temu Kelly Rowland… she like him wayyyy more than he likes her
Ikechi is cosplaying as a nice guy.
He reminds me of Prince’s character in Purple Rain 💜😂
Him and Tim from LIB remind me of each other
He need to learn to love Emem. He thinks he is all that and he’s not. She is beautiful, probably makes more money then him, and doesn’t seem to be promoting anything but herself.
Im noticing the same stereotypes on each season....
1. The basement guy
2. The heavy guy matched with the woman thats more fit then he is.
3. The person with the hidden temper
4. The person that dodged the financial background check
5. The "life of the party" who is actually boring
6. The overly sexual one
7. The drinker.
8.the person trying to promote a buisness
9. The colorist
(More will be added to the list as I rewatch 😊)
😂😂 damn!
Steve from Boston w no job
💯
If you look at MAFS UK and AUS, you'll see that contrived wife swap nonsense too!
I wonder who’s who on your list 🤣
One thing Juan did not plan is that song. 🎶 Wow.
He also didn't plan that camera angle at the back of his head showing that thinning patch!😮😮😮😮😮😮
I almost choked on my drink when you started imitating Thomas 😅😅😅....Camille had her head turned like his breath stank!!
😂😂😂 omg, she did!
I feel like I'm watching the Disney married at first sight version lol
U got genie married to Cinderella (she came to the city broke with no job)
Meme and icatchYou , pocahontas married to the frog 🐸 from princess n da frog
You got juan n Karla, Aladdin and jasmine
Allen and Madison, hunchback and esmeralda from hunchback of notre dame
Then you got Camille sleeping beauty(she puts me to sleep) and Thomas, the beast cuz he socially awkward af 😂😂😂😂
Girl! Ikeche wanted his friend more than his wife! I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who caught that, somethings goin' on there! 👀
hes one of those men who dont like women - as humans
@@Jazmynjwchile, a reach, we’ve only seen a little bit of this man, I feel like she’s not his type, honestly when she initially got on screen I didn’t like her because she kept referencing pop culture references from online, at her age that made me roll my eyes, she’s interesting, very fun but some men sometimes don’t like her type of fun, chile we’ll see
I'm from Atlanta, it's how they move down here!🏳️🌈
Jazmyn: kids might be able to watch this
My 3 year old in the car: BODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY
Wait, did they already know the song before I sang it??? Because that might be you sis 👀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t confirm or deny!
THE GENIE 😭☠️ exactly bc he dooo. So glad you're doing this season
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I’m cooking lunch with headphones on, dying in laughter at that Kelly Rowland line
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Girrrlllla! This review is exactly what I needed to lift my mood! I'm right there with u about everyone! 💯😂😂😂
awwww i'm
glad !!!0
I haven’t watched an episode this season but I’m here for your review as I should be 😂
heyyyy welcome back!
Six minutes in, immediate follow. You’re too good 😂
You were cuttin’ up in this video! Thank you for the laughs! 🤣🤣
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Now Jaz, Kelly Osborne is crazy 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn't think of that many Kelly's
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I choked 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love the setting you've created for these videos. The inset nicely balances the flowers, plant and you.
"Inner voice" That Wig modest 🤣🤣🤣
I am here for the tea on people I do not know. Thank you for your videos!!
hahahhaah im glad!!! thanks for watching!
@@Jazmynjw You're welcome! Love your humor and content
@@Jazmynjw And I love your delivery
Real ones were on live when Jazmyn filmed this😂
hahhahaa you were!!
People forget that there’s an option to be blurred out too. Karla said her daddy didn’t even like taking photos… huh? Like…. No. I need memories!!! I remember some seasons ago there was a parent (can’t remember which one) didn’t want to be on TV so their face was blurred out and obviously they did not do any interviews BUT they were at the wedding. In other words… you can still support your kids and not be on TV. If you don’t sign the docs… Lifeyime legally cannot put you on TV but you can still show up.
David wanted a blond with blue eyes, and Michelle requested a biracial man. The show decided to punish them both.
@@civiltung how did David get punished? He seems happy with Malibu barbie. Michelle got Genie Sasquatch Andre the Giant when she really wanted Aladdin
she did!!!??????
Really? The barbie movie was a global box office hit....am i reading this wrong? @@lillybethford1915
@@Jazmynjwshe said her type is a “light-skinned black man.”
@@roxy.marie03 I AM DONEEEEE NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You're so funny Jazmyn lmao you have me cracking up.
Fr 🤣😂
Thank youuuuuu for laughing with me!!
You having me falling on the floor --🥲🥲🥲 when you said Juan is here to sell his App /-😂 u are too funny-. totally agree
he sold me!!!!! 😂😂
David seems like he’s in high school! That birthday gift was wack!!! Why in the hell did the experts choose him!
On top of David’s living arrangements being bad for so many reasons, Michelle is probably so embarrassed that everyone is seeing that she waited all this time to marry someone who lives with his parents 😢
I personally don't think that living with your parents until you get married as bad. A lot of cultures outside of America do it and I would love for us to not kick our kids out when they turn 18. However, David doesn't seem confident in anything he's doing career wise. He just seems a little bit aloof.
@@Jazmynjwexcellent point!
Not Rasheeda 😅😂😂😂 Not my guilty pleasure song 💍😫😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
❤😂 love you Jaz
Of course you are a Pisces!! Hella hilarious and honest 😂
My husband is a Pisces and he loves roasting the people on MAFS. And like you said, he stands on business when it comes to our kid. Aint no missing anything that happens whether he approves or not 😊
yeesssss pisces are loyal too!
Dying laughing over here! Luv u, Gurl!❤
As a man you dropped some gems this episode.
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@@NoLoveLostNJ shouldn't you pay for gems? They are precious stones 🔹 🔹 😊
I laughed for 20 damn minutes at the dance you said that lady did 😂😂😂!!
😂😂😂😂
28:54 men are so conditioned to fear being vulnerable and anything that is perceived feminine that they can’t even journal now (let alone go to therapy).
Writing letters to their future wives sounds so performative
TY for the video! New subscriber here 🙋🏽♀️
Juan seems like he’s kind of rigid. He likes things to be exact, clear and concise, and very little room for error or mistakes.
Cut the cameras! 😂😂
😂😂😂
Ep 4 just came out finally
my bad i'm one day past my deadline 😂
And she looked like Kelly Rowland 🤣😂🤣😂
you just described my ex-husband LOL FOINE as hell but put me through it for 15 years plus i had to quit that for real the hardest and best thing I have EVER done i know you relate guuurl love u J
18:15 had me cracking up😂😂😂
so funny tho i'm sorry this funny as hell
Definitely parents should be at the wedding. Sucks that they weren't
yea ...sad
My husband had had all kinds of issues with his ex and the parenting plans. They have been apart since 2012 , the youngest had just turned 2, but his ex keeps trying to pull stuff, so here we are 12 years later and nearly had to go to court again because the youngest wanted to move in full with her dad, long story why we didn't end up pushing for that. They've had to deal with the parenting plan 4 times now. If the youngest, now 14, really can't take the part time with her mom anymore, we will go to court again. So just saying, some people are wild with the parenting stuff and now the youngest does have predominant choice
wow this is so sad! she sounds selfish and is not thinking about those babies!
@Jazmynjw EXACTLY! She has literally said "you need to do what's best for me" to her kids
When she said he looked like the Genie and an upgraded caveman....he should have known she wasnt attracted to him!😐
I thought the family referred to him as a caveman. Worse than that, he's a man-child still living with mommy and daddy. 👶
So weird how obsessively obsessive some single people are about their nonexistent spouses 😭😭😭 embarrassing 😂
soooooooo odd!! idc idc 😂😂
Happy Hottieween Jaz👅
I laughed a lot. You said what everyone is thinking. Out of all the couples, Emen is too beautiful and smart for her partner . He bugs me and looks like a man who takes advantage of women's vulnerability and just wants to be famous . Not matched properly there.
i agree!!
Is he going to be another Gil? I too think they are mismatched.
There's a reason why he followed MAFS from city to city trying to get on the show... 🎬
Was it a custody battle or, a child support amount battle? Wording Is NOT always hard but we can make it so. 👀👀
Getting married on one's birthday makes it one less day for chores/the special treatment.
Hey Jazmyn new to the channel. Funny review. I'll be back next week!!
welcome!!!!! if you have time, watch the past two reviews as well because they're good! 😂😂
Thomas probably wants a slimmer wife, and he is probably too reserved for him
Have to wonder why Thomas spent nine years in a relationship without eventually getting married? That’s a long time to be with someone just for the relationship to go nowhere.
I wonder why a woman stayed for 9. She must have been giving up cookies! Don't give away cookies for free, ladies. He needs to pay for them and get that receipt (marriage). Now all that '9 year lady' has to show for all that invested time of mental, emotional, and physical energy is a pocket full of wasted time! 😒
@ absolutely agree!! Women need to set a time limit for dating. Two years for a ring should be the minimum. After that a wedding should soon follow. Nine years is absurd.
36 still living at home NNOOOOO WAYYYYY
i would honestly respect it if they had a lot of money saved and a good reason but he didn't sound like he does
@Jazmynjw Exactly I agree with that like a large down payment to buy a house
@@JazmynjwNaw, because plenty of single mothers out here with 3, 4 kids holding down 3, 4 jobs to keep a roof and food on the table. Yet, a grown man all by himself gotta stay with mommy and daddy? Get outta here! Women have got to stop making excuses for able-bodied grown men!
Hey Jazz
heyyyyy Connie!!!
Trauma dumping on the lady at the reception is wild. I wonder if they'll have the lil family brunch or whatever...they could at least wait til then.😬 Shaq 2.0 applied twice to for attention huh? Cus he has no interest in her IMO.
I agree 100% about talking about past relationships after multiple dates. However, I went out with somebody and he trauma dumped on me date one. I decided he wasn't past it, and that was our last.😂🤷🏾♀️
I think I said this in the first review, but I don't think IK E. CHI has any interest in any woman. I think he's only interested in himself and his homeboys.
as a person who's been through a lot, I do not talk about that 😂😂 we would probably have to be a pretty solid relationship for me to talk about it
@Jazmynjw Same. Especially when you're divorced, they always wanna know what happened. I tell them my ex-husband doesn't get 'airtime' on my dates. I'm a single mama out here trying to have a nice evening sir 😆.
Ikechi wants to write a new book bc that one he already wrote is about that ex, his groomsmen said that heartbreak was hard on him and that caused him to write that book….he not over that ex 💁🏽♀️
Everything about David annoyed me. To be so aloof is surprising bc he definitely lacks confidence and he doesn't know how to talk to women on a romantic level. His behavior was like she was his "home girl"
yes!! no sec appeal!!!
this is a whole show about tryin to turn a would-be booty call into a whole ass filmed marriage experiment I mean I guess it works sometimes ya all.....same odds as 2a at the bar IMO
ntm on camille and thomas na!🤣
Madison has tried the hot boys and it didn’t work!!! That’s why she had to go on the show to get married.
Personally I am too jaded. Thomas not hitting the ejection button means you wanted to have your cake and eat it too. Ikechi came for publicity you have a book 📕 that you don’t present for the reason you are there 🥀
you know what, I would also like to know the age Tomasz was when he broke up with that last girlfriend because if he was 40 years old and he couldn't break up with her that says a lot about him
also, ikechi is 100% on the show for fame and clout, which is weird because he has no personality at all
I since living in FL have experienced the weird ass phenomena of Latin men fetishizing me because of my whiteness, it's hard to spot at first in fairness to us, BUUUUT once I found out they were into me because they found me attainable (I think because of my disability) it became creepy and weird and I was sad for them.......I will admit the phenomena intrigued me because of my CP I was like is someone really fetishizing ME for my whiteness ???? it was just weird and no I did not pursue it and no I am not saying all men of color that I have dated have done this so do not come for me LOLOLOLOLO
😂🤣 You are Heelarious. A mother fucking kee. You should do 90 day fiance recaps you'd tear it up
Ooh and love after lockup
Quirky Kirrkys😅
JDUUUUUBBBBBBB naw this was funny tho
You and your inner self ain’t ish 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Jas, do you think like me that "Ikechi" is a FAKE name😂
Is it just me? All these couples are so cringe… I feel like the men are too eager and they girls aren’t that into the men. Bless their hearts. Except temu Kelly Rowland… she like him wayyyy more than he likes her
I'm so tired of Michelle
exhausted