Nothing is better than Maz out of pocket. Tux sexualizing Rec's 'supple' lips and Rec looking like an underpaid babysitter to them both, looking like he wants to slap them both with a frying pan. Still a great gut buster tho!
@@Rectrixx can you STOP with the Minecraft jokes? Not all adults who play Minecraft are pedos! That's like saying all adults who play Mario Kart are pedos!
Bro I always come into these videos thinking it can’t get worse. And I’m wrong everytime. I don’t mean like video themselves but the things being said are crazyyy
i honestly believe that i havent laughed this much at a video like this ever and now my head hurts but this was quite something rec great job on the vid
3:30 this actually happened to me at a local mk11 Tournament 1 year ago and a guy killed himself because he wasn't able to win a single Tournament after 3 years of play. After I sweeped him, He asked "how long have you been playing mk and do you plan to go farther with it." I responded with, "My first mk was MKA in like 2010 so roughly 12 years but i just started playing mk11 3 months ago but no I play for fun." He then stormed out after saying, "I'm done, never again." Next week I show and the mood is completely different. the tournament head says, "*The guy* has unfortunately committed suicide last week" My first thought was, "damn" Then one of the people there asked me, "do you think you sent him over the edge." I Said, "I don't think so, but if I did that not my problem. And I still stand by that today if a guy commits suicide because I beat him in a video game I'm not at fault for ones Stupidity
I could go to the confession booth in my local church, sit down with the holy padre himself, talk about all the intrusive thought type banter in this video and I know he'll turn to me & be like *"My son......... what the actual fuck are ya going on about?"* Playing Apex Legends can really bring out the most intrusive of thoughts without a problem imo. 😂😂😂
Like usually there is a fight between intrusive thoughts but not for maaz and I’m genuinely want a brain diagram of what happens inside to projectile vomit such words but hey content
Maazz has a special kind of Freudian slip where he both accidentally and intentionally says a lot of things that make us think he’s the first person to take such mental highs as Pumpkin Spice coke, Crazy Wacky LSD and his favorite surprise 69 He should probably stop sharing it with Kruz and Heavenly too
We are all now dumber after having to listen to these morons try to come up with the origin of the term “gaslighting”. I don’t blame them, though. It’s clear the Canadian education system focuses way too much on coloring in maps of the Northwest Territories. Still funny to watch, but I just wish there was one smart person in the group. Maybe that would ruin the fun.
There is heavy bags underneath his eyes, his hairline going back like a convertible and somehow he aged 3yrs. Yall needa stop stressing this lil meatball out with these none rhetorical gay questions 💀
this group is the definition of letting intrusive thoughts win
*impulsive
For real
we never lose out here
well said
@@Rectrixx
I’m here for it lol. It’s the best thing I’ve seen
you know it's gonna be a good video when maazz gets you thinking "HUHH" in 15 seconds or less
Absolutely
LMAO
20 seconds in and already I can see Rectrixx being on the verge of an aneurysm lmfao
LMAO
Nothing is better than Maz out of pocket. Tux sexualizing Rec's 'supple' lips and Rec looking like an underpaid babysitter to them both, looking like he wants to slap them both with a frying pan. Still a great gut buster tho!
ive never been sexualized more in my life
three seconds in and Mazz is out of pocket, this man needs to be STOPPED or put in an ASYLUM lmao
both :)
11:18 that bit was good enough but "the check better be good" got me to actually laugh out loud
it wasnt good enough :(
the first ten seconds.... im worried for Mazz
Who isn’t at this point
@@5starft123Fr
we all are
Pray for Mazz
@@Rectrixx can you STOP with the Minecraft jokes? Not all adults who play Minecraft are pedos! That's like saying all adults who play Mario Kart are pedos!
that cod no russian bit aged like 5 months bathed bathed in the sun milk mixed with rancid eggs
This is why I watch Rectrixx, these videos makes you ask the the real questions. Like whats worse a child pred@tor or a terrorist?
exactly 5Head
What if they're both? Do they become known as whichever one they leant into most?
14:16 Rec's response to Maz gets me every time 😂😂😂
idek what to do anymore
1:01 Ayo? You boutta what
erm uhm
That ending had me dying
W
Not even 2 minutes and the out of pocket was already off the charts bro. I was not prepared and spat my tea on my computer screen!! 😂
at this point there's no more pocket left
Bro I always come into these videos thinking it can’t get worse. And I’m wrong everytime. I don’t mean like video themselves but the things being said are crazyyy
the expectation that it'll get better is not in our books
Maazz: WHOS GONNA STOP ME WHOS GONNA STOP ME!!!!!
Tuxbird: me?!?
LMAO
i honestly believe that i havent laughed this much at a video like this ever and now my head hurts but this was quite something rec great job on the vid
great video rec!
ty
5:39 she wanted that rematch, she trained up
LMAO
Who is your favorite legend/main in Apex?
Only 15 seconds in and Maazz already made my brain hurt
on par tbh
that opening proves that "is Maazz high?" is a legit question that comes up lol
And what's worse is that we all know he doesn't have to be drunk or high to say these things, that's just how he is
concerns me he's only been sober his full life
Tuxbird: "This is a wild session"
(If I ever needed stroke meds, I would need the whole bottle after watching this.....)
LMAOOO
just when i think Maazz is the most out of pocket, Tuxbird starts saying some shit where i am "wait what?... hold on now" (13:48)
he can catch anyone off guard no matter the topic
The debauchery of this video... I wasn't ready 😅😂
LMAO
2:21 Why did I just picture a cacodemon taking off a shirt that says “I wuz here” with a derpy cacodemon on the shirt saying that in a speech bubble?
You guys are wildin with these lines..
yeah I know...
you are cooked if droid is your lawyer.
3:30 this actually happened to me at a local mk11 Tournament 1 year ago and a guy killed himself because he wasn't able to win a single Tournament after 3 years of play. After I sweeped him, He asked "how long have you been playing mk and do you plan to go farther with it." I responded with, "My first mk was MKA in like 2010 so roughly 12 years but i just started playing mk11 3 months ago but no I play for fun." He then stormed out after saying, "I'm done, never again."
Next week I show and the mood is completely different. the tournament head says, "*The guy* has unfortunately committed suicide last week"
My first thought was, "damn" Then one of the people there asked me, "do you think you sent him over the edge."
I Said, "I don't think so, but if I did that not my problem.
And I still stand by that today if a guy commits suicide because I beat him in a video game I'm not at fault for ones Stupidity
I could go to the confession booth in my local church, sit down with the holy padre himself, talk about all the intrusive thought type banter in this video and I know he'll turn to me & be like *"My son......... what the actual fuck are ya going on about?"*
Playing Apex Legends can really bring out the most intrusive of thoughts without a problem imo. 😂😂😂
no amount of prayers can save you
nah the funny part is that they have to hold it back but in this vid they let it all out 😂😂😂😂
LMAO we said f it
In today's episode: Rectrixx gaslights his friends into thinking fire was involved in the gas chambers.
my brain was too fried
12:54 YEAH HOW DO YOU EVEN RESPOND TO THIS???? 😂💀
EDP having competition
Barry: Dad do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
W
This was definitely one of those videos😂
yup LMAO
Maazz on that next-level sus
tux brings it out of him
Tuxbird's playing every other game besides Tarkov.
he just uploaded tarkov so pog
@@RectrixxY'all should play that with him some time. Get him in a better mind state.
Like usually there is a fight between intrusive thoughts but not for maaz and I’m genuinely want a brain diagram of what happens inside to projectile vomit such words but hey content
you'd just be confused looking at it
It just kept getting worse lmao 😭
sounds about right for us
Rec this video is out of pocket and very sus 😂😂😂
Maazz has a special kind of Freudian slip where he both accidentally and intentionally says a lot of things that make us think he’s the first person to take such mental highs as Pumpkin Spice coke, Crazy Wacky LSD and his favorite surprise 69
He should probably stop sharing it with Kruz and Heavenly too
LMAO
The king has come once again to give us the best video
New challenge for Maz and Tuxbird. Try not to be sus challenge. Impossible edition.
dr strange doesnt even see this happening
I ain't a snitch but the FBI hearin about this💀
shhhhhh
this entire video is just borderline cancelable-
💚💚💚
shhh
As a destiny 2 player, i agree with their sentiments lol
LOL
How are you rectrixx
i hope you are having a blessed life
doing good! Hope the same with you
2:57 Rec was definitely feeling like a bottom here
HUH
I'm telling the FBI about this vid 😭
nah nah relax
😂😂😂😂😂
bro idk what mazzs search history is but its probably wild
his CIA agent is scared of him
bro maz actually needs to donate his brain to science just so they can find what made him so fucked up
scientists wouldnt know where to start
Yea knowing Heavenly im pretty sure hes on atleast 3 different lists
3 minimum, probs like 437 though
"No way you lose this"
Why did you have to jinx it?
I was play Destiny 2 while watching this video 😢
you poor soul
Oooh a distraction
the thoughts go silent for a little WOOOOO
how does Maaz come up with the things he says💀
no one will ever know
Seeing heavenly as anything other than a cacodemon is just fucking *weird* man
I hit my wife, then hit the Jule, then i take my kids to preschool -fitz 😂
LMAO
_☕🗿_
Bruh needs to redo his homework on the origin of gaslighting unless it was a bit to gaslight the audience lol.
Second
W
We are all now dumber after having to listen to these morons try to come up with the origin of the term “gaslighting”. I don’t blame them, though. It’s clear the Canadian education system focuses way too much on coloring in maps of the Northwest Territories. Still funny to watch, but I just wish there was one smart person in the group. Maybe that would ruin the fun.
I spent way too long trying to colour NWT
There is heavy bags underneath his eyes, his hairline going back like a convertible and somehow he aged 3yrs. Yall needa stop stressing this lil meatball out with these none rhetorical gay questions 💀
LMAOOO