15 Minutes of Jokes THAT WILL PUT US IN PRISON

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  • @RoadToAesthetics
    @RoadToAesthetics ปีที่แล้ว +174

    this group is the definition of letting intrusive thoughts win

  • @R34B
    @R34B ปีที่แล้ว +72

    you know it's gonna be a good video when maazz gets you thinking "HUHH" in 15 seconds or less

  • @CainEverest
    @CainEverest ปีที่แล้ว +34

    20 seconds in and already I can see Rectrixx being on the verge of an aneurysm lmfao

  • @manjuu5283
    @manjuu5283 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Nothing is better than Maz out of pocket. Tux sexualizing Rec's 'supple' lips and Rec looking like an underpaid babysitter to them both, looking like he wants to slap them both with a frying pan. Still a great gut buster tho!

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ive never been sexualized more in my life

  • @viperjex
    @viperjex ปีที่แล้ว +8

    three seconds in and Mazz is out of pocket, this man needs to be STOPPED or put in an ASYLUM lmao

  • @Xmetalfanx
    @Xmetalfanx ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:18 that bit was good enough but "the check better be good" got me to actually laugh out loud

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it wasnt good enough :(

  • @danlovegames4446
    @danlovegames4446 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    the first ten seconds.... im worried for Mazz

    • @5starft123
      @5starft123 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who isn’t at this point

    • @Lyla_Daemon765
      @Lyla_Daemon765 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@5starft123Fr

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +11

      we all are

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pray for Mazz

    • @LugiatheOceanGuardian
      @LugiatheOceanGuardian 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Rectrixx can you STOP with the Minecraft jokes? Not all adults who play Minecraft are pedos! That's like saying all adults who play Mario Kart are pedos!

  • @LetMeFLY649
    @LetMeFLY649 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    that cod no russian bit aged like 5 months bathed bathed in the sun milk mixed with rancid eggs

  • @logansrevenge1214
    @logansrevenge1214 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is why I watch Rectrixx, these videos makes you ask the the real questions. Like whats worse a child pred@tor or a terrorist?

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      exactly 5Head

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if they're both? Do they become known as whichever one they leant into most?

  • @SardonicPoly
    @SardonicPoly ปีที่แล้ว +6

    14:16 Rec's response to Maz gets me every time 😂😂😂

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      idek what to do anymore

  • @6thdisaster440
    @6thdisaster440 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:01 Ayo? You boutta what

  • @louisbrooks1197
    @louisbrooks1197 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That ending had me dying

  • @RedHood001-KA
    @RedHood001-KA ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not even 2 minutes and the out of pocket was already off the charts bro. I was not prepared and spat my tea on my computer screen!! 😂

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at this point there's no more pocket left

  • @jordyyyy7533
    @jordyyyy7533 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro I always come into these videos thinking it can’t get worse. And I’m wrong everytime. I don’t mean like video themselves but the things being said are crazyyy

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the expectation that it'll get better is not in our books

  • @novaboom9920
    @novaboom9920 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maazz: WHOS GONNA STOP ME WHOS GONNA STOP ME!!!!!
    Tuxbird: me?!?

  • @NerfSniper1494
    @NerfSniper1494 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i honestly believe that i havent laughed this much at a video like this ever and now my head hurts but this was quite something rec great job on the vid

  • @Gh0stnag17
    @Gh0stnag17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    great video rec!

  • @ConkersBadFurDay1234
    @ConkersBadFurDay1234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:39 she wanted that rematch, she trained up

  • @Rectrixx
    @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who is your favorite legend/main in Apex?

  • @Jay_Nelson
    @Jay_Nelson ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only 15 seconds in and Maazz already made my brain hurt

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      on par tbh

  • @Xmetalfanx
    @Xmetalfanx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that opening proves that "is Maazz high?" is a legit question that comes up lol

    • @zombry2178
      @zombry2178 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what's worse is that we all know he doesn't have to be drunk or high to say these things, that's just how he is

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว

      concerns me he's only been sober his full life

  • @southernchild3
    @southernchild3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tuxbird: "This is a wild session"
    (If I ever needed stroke meds, I would need the whole bottle after watching this.....)

  • @Xmetalfanx
    @Xmetalfanx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    just when i think Maazz is the most out of pocket, Tuxbird starts saying some shit where i am "wait what?... hold on now" (13:48)

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว

      he can catch anyone off guard no matter the topic

  • @SardonicPoly
    @SardonicPoly ปีที่แล้ว

    The debauchery of this video... I wasn't ready 😅😂

  • @cool2frog
    @cool2frog 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:21 Why did I just picture a cacodemon taking off a shirt that says “I wuz here” with a derpy cacodemon on the shirt saying that in a speech bubble?

  • @EclipsedEquinox
    @EclipsedEquinox ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are wildin with these lines..

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah I know...

  • @___ethios172___3
    @___ethios172___3 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    you are cooked if droid is your lawyer.

  • @P_Bd
    @P_Bd ปีที่แล้ว

    3:30 this actually happened to me at a local mk11 Tournament 1 year ago and a guy killed himself because he wasn't able to win a single Tournament after 3 years of play. After I sweeped him, He asked "how long have you been playing mk and do you plan to go farther with it." I responded with, "My first mk was MKA in like 2010 so roughly 12 years but i just started playing mk11 3 months ago but no I play for fun." He then stormed out after saying, "I'm done, never again."
    Next week I show and the mood is completely different. the tournament head says, "*The guy* has unfortunately committed suicide last week"
    My first thought was, "damn" Then one of the people there asked me, "do you think you sent him over the edge."
    I Said, "I don't think so, but if I did that not my problem.
    And I still stand by that today if a guy commits suicide because I beat him in a video game I'm not at fault for ones Stupidity

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could go to the confession booth in my local church, sit down with the holy padre himself, talk about all the intrusive thought type banter in this video and I know he'll turn to me & be like *"My son......... what the actual fuck are ya going on about?"*
    Playing Apex Legends can really bring out the most intrusive of thoughts without a problem imo. 😂😂😂

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no amount of prayers can save you

  • @HahahEli
    @HahahEli ปีที่แล้ว

    nah the funny part is that they have to hold it back but in this vid they let it all out 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO we said f it

  • @mathybrain8
    @mathybrain8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In today's episode: Rectrixx gaslights his friends into thinking fire was involved in the gas chambers.

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my brain was too fried

  • @saraibeeman5518
    @saraibeeman5518 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:54 YEAH HOW DO YOU EVEN RESPOND TO THIS???? 😂💀

  • @tojixx671
    @tojixx671 ปีที่แล้ว

    EDP having competition

  • @rottendonkey
    @rottendonkey ปีที่แล้ว

    Barry: Dad do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

  • @Not_Blackarot
    @Not_Blackarot ปีที่แล้ว

    This was definitely one of those videos😂

  • @RanmaYagami
    @RanmaYagami ปีที่แล้ว

    Maazz on that next-level sus

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tux brings it out of him

  • @DrEpicPhD
    @DrEpicPhD ปีที่แล้ว

    Tuxbird's playing every other game besides Tarkov.

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว

      he just uploaded tarkov so pog

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RectrixxY'all should play that with him some time. Get him in a better mind state.

  • @notanevo1161
    @notanevo1161 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like usually there is a fight between intrusive thoughts but not for maaz and I’m genuinely want a brain diagram of what happens inside to projectile vomit such words but hey content

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you'd just be confused looking at it

  • @emi_we
    @emi_we ปีที่แล้ว

    It just kept getting worse lmao 😭

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sounds about right for us

  • @Soundwave26
    @Soundwave26 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rec this video is out of pocket and very sus 😂😂😂

  • @ZeroZero86997
    @ZeroZero86997 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maazz has a special kind of Freudian slip where he both accidentally and intentionally says a lot of things that make us think he’s the first person to take such mental highs as Pumpkin Spice coke, Crazy Wacky LSD and his favorite surprise 69
    He should probably stop sharing it with Kruz and Heavenly too

  • @TraumaTrain1
    @TraumaTrain1 ปีที่แล้ว

    The king has come once again to give us the best video

  • @shawnehh
    @shawnehh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New challenge for Maz and Tuxbird. Try not to be sus challenge. Impossible edition.

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dr strange doesnt even see this happening

  • @1st_treekuworshipper
    @1st_treekuworshipper ปีที่แล้ว

    I ain't a snitch but the FBI hearin about this💀

  • @TheStarsUnknown
    @TheStarsUnknown ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this entire video is just borderline cancelable-
    💚💚💚

  • @ProfessorBuge
    @ProfessorBuge ปีที่แล้ว

    As a destiny 2 player, i agree with their sentiments lol

  • @MrBlackMonk
    @MrBlackMonk ปีที่แล้ว

    How are you rectrixx
    i hope you are having a blessed life

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doing good! Hope the same with you

  • @turo.furryTTV
    @turo.furryTTV ปีที่แล้ว

    2:57 Rec was definitely feeling like a bottom here

  • @t0xin
    @t0xin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm telling the FBI about this vid 😭

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah nah relax

  • @redcg6578
    @redcg6578 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Premiumzest
    @Premiumzest ปีที่แล้ว

    bro idk what mazzs search history is but its probably wild

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      his CIA agent is scared of him

  • @isiahsanders1871
    @isiahsanders1871 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro maz actually needs to donate his brain to science just so they can find what made him so fucked up

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว

      scientists wouldnt know where to start

  • @TerraShinigami
    @TerraShinigami ปีที่แล้ว

    Yea knowing Heavenly im pretty sure hes on atleast 3 different lists

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3 minimum, probs like 437 though

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 ปีที่แล้ว

    "No way you lose this"
    Why did you have to jinx it?

  • @Shy_Guy_420_
    @Shy_Guy_420_ ปีที่แล้ว

    I was play Destiny 2 while watching this video 😢

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว

      you poor soul

  • @CharlieOsoo
    @CharlieOsoo ปีที่แล้ว

    Oooh a distraction

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว

      the thoughts go silent for a little WOOOOO

  • @Rincogo
    @Rincogo ปีที่แล้ว

    how does Maaz come up with the things he says💀

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว

      no one will ever know

  • @cool2frog
    @cool2frog 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Seeing heavenly as anything other than a cacodemon is just fucking *weird* man

  • @TheDandyMann
    @TheDandyMann ปีที่แล้ว

    I hit my wife, then hit the Jule, then i take my kids to preschool -fitz 😂

  • @Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy
    @Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy ปีที่แล้ว

    _☕🗿_

  • @Rizz_Messiah
    @Rizz_Messiah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bruh needs to redo his homework on the origin of gaslighting unless it was a bit to gaslight the audience lol.

  • @lordskrolk1709
    @lordskrolk1709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Second

  • @Exquisite_Cadaver
    @Exquisite_Cadaver ปีที่แล้ว

    We are all now dumber after having to listen to these morons try to come up with the origin of the term “gaslighting”. I don’t blame them, though. It’s clear the Canadian education system focuses way too much on coloring in maps of the Northwest Territories. Still funny to watch, but I just wish there was one smart person in the group. Maybe that would ruin the fun.

    • @Rectrixx
      @Rectrixx  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I spent way too long trying to colour NWT

  • @bigdirtyfo5658
    @bigdirtyfo5658 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is heavy bags underneath his eyes, his hairline going back like a convertible and somehow he aged 3yrs. Yall needa stop stressing this lil meatball out with these none rhetorical gay questions 💀