I am guessing everyone who has ever lived next door to this dude has found themselves, phone in hand, debating on whether or not to call emergency services. Problem is they couldn’t determine whether it’s a 311 type call or a 911. ‘He looks like he’s going to hurt himself but the kids seem safe….what to do?’
This video deserves so many more views. You shoving slices of apple into your face had me dying. The graceful dance of cold steel, kicking stuff, and drinking beer was the perfect way to wrap up a review about a knife that there is almost no practical use for but is still awesome.
I started off my Monday morning watching your vids on machetes. Really makes waking up worth it. Then cause I own 3 fixed blades of Mike Wallace I wanted reviews of his Colossus. Typed in Colossus test reviews and yours popped up 1st! So here we go continuing on with your high production detailed vid with great content and comparisons. Haven’t watched through this vid yet. Paused it cause I knew I’d be hitting keys for a min. Ok,let’s get bk to it.
You’ve managed to do something just that little bit ‘different’ to the thousands of knife reviews on TH-cam. Great sarcastic sense of humour, makes me smile every time I watch one of your videos. Good job 👍
Your scope of knowledge is breathtakingly delightful, your delivery is so refreshing in its stupidity. Easily the best knife channel by far. I got my girlfriend to watch, now she thinks I am a genius. Many thanks! Do you have a tourniquet? Love your work!
Not many go through the rigors of practical testing, with such astute observations, and excellent comic timing to boot. You are a class act. Thanks for the great vids.
This is hands down the most tasteful and finely tuned piece of art these blue eyes have ever gazed upon. Upon the finishing of this brilliance not only was there one lonesome tear in my eye I then proceeded to stand and give a roaring applause that woke the neighbors in the row homes surrounding my abode. Sure it was 3:23 in the am on a Monday but I say fuck em. They know what I’m about when I’m thrashing cardboard from Hershey ice cream pies and tactically cutting branches off there trees that feel the need to intrude upon my parcel of land. You sir are a true American hero, and a true visionary in the sometimes very boring and safe world of cutlery. I thank you for all the service you have done the quote edc/tactical cutlery/bushcraft culture. You make me want to be a better man.
Love it... damn hilarious. Shotgun the beer, break down the diaper boxes... the narrative, the music, the slow motion... and you cover the specs/ use footage basics. Awesome. Hope all's well with the new addition, and whole family.
I think a both know how I feel about cold steel at this point, so I'll skip that part. But the blade shape is reminiscent of my next purchase, the spyderco manix 2. My hang up is blade steel, I'm torn between maxamet and s110v. Suggestions?
Christ, I loved this video. And while I’m at it, and just a little drunk, I wanna say that I’ve been bingeing your back catalogue and fucking loving all of them. Thanks.
That was pretty awesome. I've always wanted one of these because I feel like its the most justifiable massive knife out of the cold steel lineup because it isn't THAT big and it is super slicey. Although the 4max is also tempting.
Jesus. Where’d you come from? I just bought this knife and had to find a review on it (I do shit backwards), and there you were. I’m not sure where you’re headed, but I’m gonna follow.
I like a lot some cold steel knives like spartan, tal war, recon 1, recon scout, rahja iii etc. This is another beast but, it is light really, a Ganzo G720 weighs more. Regards!.
Both. Impractical for size, however it's fun to use and has a very useful slicy bladeshape. Some people love large knives, some don't. I like large knives but I tend to carry smaller ones more.
Advanced Knife Bro did a review for a knife I designed. I officially made it to the big league. I laughed, I cried, I now have a whole new appreciation for my appendage. The blade shape was copied from my “functional belly”.
“ Think once, Whack often. COLD STEEL” I shall have you know sir. That I sprayed beer out of my nose possibly 10 foot I was laughing so hard. That has got to be made into a shirt or some thing. ROFLMFAO.😂🤣👌🏼
If it doesn't fit well in the pocket of my skinny jeans, it's not for me. Seriously though, Cold Steel has cornered the market in non practical knife designs, and I love them for it! Rock on Knife Bro!
The handle is obviously a replica of the dried appendage from the creature in the Oscar-winning film (wtf?) "The Shape of Water." This vid was, by far, better than that film.
This dude has SO many issues.... Him and I could be friends. 🤣 I've been a staunch Cold Steel freak for 25 years. I just bought the Rajah ll and it is like the Colossus but on Crack. A gargantuan monster and I'm in love. It has joined my Vaquero Grande 6" serrated folder for my EDC. I've only had it a few months and I'm so glad it was on sale. I'm buying another just to giggle like a 5 year old who got his first cool toy for Christmas. Next.... my plan to conquer the world.
"I'll let you decide which appendage." Great! Now I have to rethink all the time I've spent caressing my Colossus. Jokes aside though, it really is an incredibly comfortable and functional knife.
Yeah it is. One of their more unique designs. I told them they need to make a smaller version that’s a bit more pocketable where murder weapons don’t work.
I've never seen a man have that much fun with a stick, a knife, a diaper box, a baseball cap and a beer in his back yard. Keep it up.
The beer is the key!
You have to realize how much joy your slo-mo sections bring me. Truly, works of art. Deranged art. But art nonetheless. ☺️
I love slow mo- it’s fucking hilarious. Thanks!
Did you change your camera gear?
I just can't help smiling while watching this guy. He is hilarious. During the slo-mo I laughed so hard I vomited.
I am guessing everyone who has ever lived next door to this dude has found themselves, phone in hand, debating on whether or not to call emergency services. Problem is they couldn’t determine whether it’s a 311 type call or a 911. ‘He looks like he’s going to hurt himself but the kids seem safe….what to do?’
_"Think once, whack often. --Cold Steel"_
There has never, nor will there ever be, a more accurate tagline for CS. That one killed me, Bro.
This video deserves so many more views. You shoving slices of apple into your face had me dying. The graceful dance of cold steel, kicking stuff, and drinking beer was the perfect way to wrap up a review about a knife that there is almost no practical use for but is still awesome.
You’re reviewing style blows me away every time! So good haha
This is the one Cold Steel knife large folder that I did not get that I wish I had! Now stick guys there and who knows if it will ever come back...
I started off my Monday morning watching your vids on machetes. Really makes waking up worth it. Then cause I own 3 fixed blades of Mike Wallace I wanted reviews of his Colossus. Typed in Colossus test reviews and yours popped up 1st! So here we go continuing on with your high production detailed vid with great content and comparisons. Haven’t watched through this vid yet. Paused it cause I knew I’d be hitting keys for a min. Ok,let’s get bk to it.
you're tongue in cheek humor is greatly appreciated good sir
Thank you!
Not a knife I was drawn to until viewing this video. You’re good at reviewing. I like your sense of humor.
You’ve managed to do something just that little bit ‘different’ to the thousands of knife reviews on TH-cam. Great sarcastic sense of humour, makes me smile every time I watch one of your videos. Good job 👍
Glad you liked it!
That was the most epic knife test montage ever! If Lynn doesn't like that, there's just no pleasing that guy.
Hopefully there was enough wacking!
Your scope of knowledge is breathtakingly delightful, your delivery is so refreshing in its stupidity. Easily the best knife channel by far.
I got my girlfriend to watch, now she thinks I am a genius.
Many thanks!
Do you have a tourniquet?
Love your work!
Always great commentary and reviews, thanks AKB
A true work of art .... the vid. Not the knife
I dont even know what to say anymore. This is my new favorite youtube channel. Love what youre doing, bro
Thanks a lot dude!
lol very well done AKB, as usual :D The Colossus is a great knife! If Lynn Thompson hasn't noticed you though, we have no chance...
Fingers crossed!
Not many go through the rigors of practical testing, with such astute observations, and excellent comic timing to boot.
You are a class act.
Thanks for the great vids.
I try! Thanks man!
This is hands down the most tasteful and finely tuned piece of art these blue eyes have ever gazed upon. Upon the finishing of this brilliance not only was there one lonesome tear in my eye I then proceeded to stand and give a roaring applause that woke the neighbors in the row homes surrounding my abode. Sure it was 3:23 in the am on a Monday but I say fuck em. They know what I’m about when I’m thrashing cardboard from Hershey ice cream pies and tactically cutting branches off there trees that feel the need to intrude upon my parcel of land. You sir are a true American hero, and a true visionary in the sometimes very boring and safe world of cutlery. I thank you for all the service you have done the quote edc/tactical cutlery/bushcraft culture. You make me want to be a better man.
Along with RedLetterMedia, this is probably my favorite channel on TH-cam. Keep up the good work, my man.
I love their Crystal Skull and prequel reviews. Thanks man!
Your cold steel reviews are the best of all cold steel videos.
I'm trying to get a job on the marketing team!
Long since off their product line, but I'm glad I got one. Kind of like a larger Rajah 3.
these things first came out around $100. They are now $400 on eBay. No longer on Amazon since years ago.
Wish I could have gotten one way back.
Have you tried a ‘rolled cuff carry’ with it? ‘Cause your jeans are up to the task. Just gravity-flick your ankle for rapid deployment.
Missed opportunity!
Ok, gotta have one of those for my EDC, your Slow mo was as useful as the knife is concealable, but just as fun non the less.
Thanks!
Love it... damn hilarious. Shotgun the beer, break down the diaper boxes... the narrative, the music, the slow motion... and you cover the specs/ use footage basics. Awesome. Hope all's well with the new addition, and whole family.
Thanks dude!
Looks like an over-fed cold steel Spartan.
Not overfed. Just curvy. LOL
I think a both know how I feel about cold steel at this point, so I'll skip that part. But the blade shape is reminiscent of my next purchase, the spyderco manix 2. My hang up is blade steel, I'm torn between maxamet and s110v. Suggestions?
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Think once whack often! I can't carry an espata xl in my front pocket. It makes my appendage feel inadequate.
One day ima gonna get me one
No better way to start the day then watching a Cold Steel review! Now to watch Buck Medley's fishing show and attack the day!!
Truly your best work to date!
Thank you!
thank you for reviewing the cold steel kukri there are no safe spaces
Im thinking this or the Raja III
Help me decide pls😯
This! Well I'm partial to this one, but you probably couldn't go wrong with either.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro thanks man just order the RajaIII this blade is too much curvy for me👍
Thank you. A true pinnacle of sub-11m20s infotainment. I enjoy the dichotomy of the quality of the knife and the beer.
Love PBR!
Got me through high school.
Christ, I loved this video. And while I’m at it, and just a little drunk, I wanna say that I’ve been bingeing your back catalogue and fucking loving all of them. Thanks.
That was pretty awesome. I've always wanted one of these because I feel like its the most justifiable massive knife out of the cold steel lineup because it isn't THAT big and it is super slicey. Although the 4max is also tempting.
Yeah I really like the blade. Sharp and slicy!
I really want one...for absolutely no reason. But I do. Like, alot.
I’m here to say- you don’t need a reason!
On sale right now on Cold Steel's www.com for $90... got one comin'
Gotta love that triad lock.
I was actually polishing my cold steel espada xl g10 as you said that at 2:12
I like how you don’t take these ridiculous monstrosities of knives (in a good way) too seriously; hilarious, well done.
Best knife review I've ever seen. Instant masterpiece. The knife is awesome too.
Similar praise has been offered but you are the world's finest, and likely most prolific, slo-motion folding-knife batoning bro.
Jesus. Where’d you come from? I just bought this knife and had to find a review on it (I do shit backwards), and there you were. I’m not sure where you’re headed, but I’m gonna follow.
Not sure why I love these videos...
I'm not sure either!
Absolutely fantastic video AKB!!
Thanks!
Going through some of your older videos... this one was great!!!! Bring coldsteel to the office day lol 😂
I think I need some slow mo shots of the fancy gravity flinging. It's too fast for me.
Moar?
It does have nice bigliness.
I absolutely love your commentary!
Thank you!
I like a lot some cold steel knives like spartan, tal war, recon 1, recon scout, rahja iii etc.
This is another beast but, it is light really, a Ganzo G720 weighs more.
Regards!.
What kind of boots are those?
Wolverine 1 kilometers
See Halem, I'm not the only one that makes questions about your wardrobe!
You've evolved into Advanced Slo-Mo Bro. 11/10. Much excellence.
Poetry in motion ,as ever!
Thank you!
So, do only 22K people in the knife community actually have a sense of humor or what? Can’t understand why this channel doesn’t have more subscribers.
And 4 people hated it relatively fast! Who knows?
Extremely. Good. Editing. Loved. It.
Thank you!
Awesome review as always yeah I want to get that knife so bad but just don't have the money
Aaaaannnndddd, subscribed. This may be the most American video I have seen this year.
...i regret not buying one about 3 or 4 years ago when it was discontinued...
Best PBR commercial ever!!! 🍻
Well I guess LT wont be calling now. What you going to do with the new Gerber in town?
I would love one with a 6 inch blade
I am enamored by my rajah2
Lynn should hire you.
Your reviews are amazing.
Your knife handling skills remind me of Jet Lee 👍🏻.
The “disclaimer “ part is hilarious 😆
Yeah man, I didn't read it either.
Best knife testing montage ever!
Best knife channel on YouPorn
My man!
Hmmm...I don't own a Cold Steel knife, but I do own a Cold Steel Gunstock War Club...the Colossus might be the perfect combo carry option.
Any interest in reviewing a rajah 1?
Right now I have a bit too many knives on the review stack, to do a review on the Rajah.
Understandable. If you ever get the itch, let me know.
Will do!
Awesome or flawed some?
Both. Impractical for size, however it's fun to use and has a very useful slicy bladeshape. Some people love large knives, some don't. I like large knives but I tend to carry smaller ones more.
Advanced Knife Bro did a review for a knife I designed. I officially made it to the big league. I laughed, I cried, I now have a whole new appreciation for my appendage. The blade shape was copied from my “functional belly”.
I'm getting one of those functional bellys... one tall boy of PBR at a time!
if you want a fair sized knife--go with an Espada XL or one of their 6 inch folders--or if you like old school--Opinel 12
So good, man!
If you had been drinking milk I would have thought I was watching something else. Another great vid. Loving it!!
The beer is my trademark! Just like many men in their 30s!
Good vid. Checked today on amazon. $230 plus $10 for shipping. Passing on the knife.
These used to be about 160 or less I believe
montage starting round 7:39 is why I follow this great channel
Every knife channel needs the slow motion!
first watch of your videos, subbed. Excellent information
Classic(al) review, Bro!
Looks like someone dug up a dinosaur bone and put a blade on it. This knife looks savage. Love it!
“ Think once, Whack often. COLD STEEL” I shall have you know sir. That I sprayed beer out of my nose possibly 10 foot I was laughing so hard. That has got to be made into a shirt or some thing. ROFLMFAO.😂🤣👌🏼
Pleaseeee review a cold steel immortal. I just impulse bought one today and need you to make me feel better about it😂
Sweet review, as usual!
quite the standup gig i never saw you fall
3 more beers and I mighta.
Who else would like to see AKB featured in one of Cold Steel's Proof videos?
I would!
If it doesn't fit well in the pocket of my skinny jeans, it's not for me. Seriously though, Cold Steel has cornered the market in non practical knife designs, and I love them for it! Rock on Knife Bro!
Either that or swinging around in cargo pants!
Awesome slow-mo montage bro!
Thanks man!
Yeah!!!!
Best cold steel video yet...
Thanks man!
The handle is obviously a replica of the dried appendage from the creature in the Oscar-winning film (wtf?) "The Shape of Water." This vid was, by far, better than that film.
I still haven't seen that yet.
Jolly Good Show Chap!
I would buy an xl version
That's whats up!
This is the finest video of all
It's like Cold Steel took a Spyderco Lum and gave it human growth hormone and 20 years of Spartan training. Just got a Finn Wolf and I love it.
Man I wish I could afford that natural G10 lum coming out.
Damn! I was unaware of that one! Love Lum designs.
Ive always been told that 4 inches is plenty. Right? Right????
I shouldn't like this knife nearly as much as I do. This is true for most cold steels
I said the same thing.
This dude has SO many issues....
Him and I could be friends. 🤣
I've been a staunch Cold Steel freak for 25 years. I just bought the Rajah ll and it is like the Colossus but on Crack. A gargantuan monster and I'm in love. It has joined my Vaquero Grande 6" serrated folder for my EDC. I've only had it a few months and I'm so glad it was on sale. I'm buying another just to giggle like a 5 year old who got his first cool toy for Christmas. Next.... my plan to conquer the world.
"I'll let you decide which appendage." Great! Now I have to rethink all the time I've spent caressing my Colossus. Jokes aside though, it really is an incredibly comfortable and functional knife.
Yeah it is. One of their more unique designs. I told them they need to make a smaller version that’s a bit more pocketable where murder weapons don’t work.
Closest they can come to that is the Rajah III, which is also surprisingly useful as an EDC tool. Scares the poo out of people though.
Thank you sir for your fun and detailed explanation review
Thanks for commenting!
Haha that disclaimer notice that came with the knife sure got a lot of roasting!
Yeah I’m not joking when I said I didn’t read it.
I'll put in a good word for you with Lynn next time we go buffalo hunting in Australia
Shit I didn't know you were tite with LT!
Sweet karate moves bro, so sic. Love it.
I practice them by drinking beer
For some reason I thought of the Bad News Bear's when I watched this review of the Colossus.
I was going to say you're killing me smalls.... but wrong baseball movie with misfit kids.
Advanced Knife Bro here's one from Coach Morris Buttermaker "You all swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party."
Good vid, great host...props for that..... I do adore some CS knives, but those thumb disks are totally junk.
Pure art