Democrats control and own the media the fact that they are turning on Joe Biden is because they want someone else and he won't step aside. That's why everything has come out on Joe.
Step 1: Release an app that makes women make the first move. Step 2: Backtrack because women don't want to make the first move. Step 3: Program the app to give a "first question" to men, letting women chose the question. Step 4: Women will reject any man that uses the prompt to message them because they get bored. Moral of the story: Modern women are never happy.
My son met his wife on a dating app and he didn’t have a picture on it. She liked his sense of humor so took a chance and went on a date with him. They’ve been married now for almost 20 years. They waited awhile to have children and now we have 2 wonderful grandsons ages 13 and 11.
@@Independent57you just say you don't like him because the left told you to... Did you know everyone used to like Trump everyone until he diced to run for President then everything changed? Well its all the truth he did donate to the Clinton's the Bushs', but not Obama. Trump knew what he was for and all he did was divide the country by race. You know right at this moment Skamala is trying to buy the black vote she's offering them money and to be in business selling weed and what-not. They the left are separating us I can't believe you never saw it. Good luck on supporting the real communists who've been lying to all of us and your still taking it in the kester. Oh and guess what God saved Trump 3 times from being killed by the psychos who are telling ya'll to hate him. I'll be praying for you last message I'll leave to you.
Women can discriminate against a man over an attribute that he has no control of, his height, and it's accepted without question. Men who try to discriminate against a woman over an attribute that she has near complete control of, her weight, are hounded, ridiculed and cursed.
I don't know women are pretty crazy they can come up with some pretty creative things to discriminate against you on. My wife died a couple of years ago and she was still making fun of me for the jacket I wore in junior high 38 years ago. Never mind the fact that back then children didn't have a say in what they wore. My dad came in with some clothes he bought and said here boy this is what you're wearing for the next year. There was no arguing. There was no making requests. I found it a major win when he quit buying me bell bottoms in the 70s
It's not "dateing," but DATING, because you drop the "e" before adding the "ing." Even the TH-cam spellchecker tried correcting this when I was typing your spelling of dating in this post.
@@davidcosta2244 well thank you for the spelling lesson I am glad you got that off your chest I hope you feel better about yourself, but what the hell does my spelling mistake have to do with anything.
I used to try them apps like 15 yrs ago in stuff it always seemed like some type of scam gets yr hopes up thinking ur gonna meet but then u realize she's probably dealing with 50 other guys ur better off going outside and trying reality then the internet for love or whatever
I’ve been on Bumble for about 10 years. Almost every time all the girls would say was”hi”. Or “what’s your favourite movie?” Her:, Disney what’s your favourite movie? Me: Platoon …ok let’s just meet already lol Men and women rarely have anything in common. Those opener questions are stupid.
I feel more inspired at work than ever!!! This is my 30th year of teaching, and never have I seen more of a need to help my students grow and become citizens who can positively contribute to society!!!!!
CNN Interviewer: _"The price of housing has doubled since you took office."_ Jen O''Side joey: _"That's why I'm working to reduce the cost of rentals."_
The only "opening" message you would get from women was "hey" or "Hi". Then the guy was expected to pick it up and make it interesting. The delicious irony is the majority of these women on other sites all put a bit in their bios saying not to just open with "Hi" say something interesting. So all the work was still left to the men.
Are these women even native english speakers? It's pretty easy to tell. In my experience, they're always faking their location and running a scam from another country. That is my assumption when they speak in broken English, anyway. They can barely keep track of their fake location. You ask something like, "what do you like to do in the area?" They say, "go too beach." But you live 600 miles from the nearest coast.
@@XXchromosome24 I've written far more literate and interesting messages to many women. Very rarely does it get reciprocated. Not sure if it is a reading comprehension issue, my profile pics, vocabulary barriers, or perhaps they're just so blown away by the contrast to the typical message that they think something is amiss or a scam is being ran on them. In my experience, it's mostly just catfishers on the dating platforms anyway, and they have to run my messages (and their own) through a machine translation service. It's quite bad, actually. There's a distinct difference between someone that writes things like "bc" and "wyd" and someone that writes things like, "I think I love you for who you are you sound really much interesting" (actual quote from a random conversation I just pulled up). And this person claimed to live in the Northwest Arkansas area and had a photo that appeared to be someone that was born and raised here. But catfishers aside, I see a lot of dissonance between what most women (and men for that matter) claim they want versus what they are actually receptive to. And that's pretty well-established in the psychological literature, at least by my estimation and understanding. My email address is in my youtube profile. As you can see, I like to write. Hit me up if you live nearby the region I mentioned above. I weigh 155 at 5'10" (which is ideal). I don't drink or use drugs. My diet is of keto and intermittent fasting. I write and think for a living. And I tame computers, which can be beasts.
Inflation on food is up almost 100% for instance a bag of ruffles potato chips was $4 now it is $8 to me that's 100% so thank you sloppy joe now I have nothing to eat with my sloppy joe
@@bwtv147 yeah I know it was kind of oddball to mention potato chips but I was just at the store and bought a bag and I thought to myself my Lord. And of course you get idiots and haters commenting and about why did you mention potato chips blah blah blah well because I was just at the store
@@andrelotscher280 Isn't biden withholding Congressionally approved foreign aid for personal/political benefits? udden udden Do you want to impeach Trump for it again?
Btw, chronic pain SUCKS. Until you've lived with it, it's easy to complain about legal opiate users, bitching about your neighbor that only does yardwork an hour at a time. Chronic pain is real and it's awful and destroys your life. Empathy is cool.
Totally agree with this statement. I have been bitching about this for years. Chronic pain ruins your quality of life, and we get looked down on by the medical community as drug seekers.
@@nwalker282 I was involved in a bad car accident from an RV parked into the road on a blind corner. Ended up with a motor in my lap and broke both legs, both knees, both ankles, seatbelt snapped my collarbone and went through the airbag and hit the steering wheel with my face and shattered my right cheek which is now a titanium plate. Then, I raced downhill MTB for a few years and broke the other collar bone and right scapula and right arm plus a few good concussions. So no, I'm not obese. I had someone else cause me to be bed bound for 3 months and wheelchair for 6 and I had too much fun doing backflips and going fast for the other. Thanks for EXACTLY proving my point about ignorant people assuming that chronic pain is because "I'm obese". But thanks for judging. (The best way to ask would have been "What is the source of your pain?" But instead, you showed your disgust for people in pain with an assumption.)
16:00 what Greg is saying is surround yourself with people where you can be yourself that share similar interests to you. Odds are you’ll find someone with similar values. You may not meet your wife at the range, but you might meet her brother.
The problem with "getting off the apps and meeting people in person," is that those people are still on the apps. You walk into a singles meet & greet and you are the only one in the room.
the 6' tall thing has always been so weird to me I was just under 6' (5' 11.75") and back when I was dating women would FREAK OUT if I said 6' if it's that big a deal .. sure 5' 11". ... whatever. good way to filter out shallow women.
12:30 Actually, no they are not getting married, nor are they having kids (at least according to the stats). People that are married, 50% divorce and 80% of those by women. 50% stay together, how many u think just do it for kids/finances/convenience?
Here is Trump tonight, spewing the same lying phrases, presenting ZERO evidence,repeating the nonsense over and over and over again in hopes that these gullible trumper doucheb*gs fall for it again! He's about to get his first of 3 felonies. Get back to reality ,Trumpers, He's already behind Biden in real polling.It's time to get therapy. He's got nothing but deceptive bad with fox news and news max's help in painting alternate gaslighting realities about liberal, conservative and center thoughts are. But the bad man and his propaganda machine is manipulating you fools into his criminal deception, who's actually A LIBERAL AT HEART! Sad trumpers sheep.
That’s actually kind of true, I used to be a professional musician, and I had never in my life had more women throw themselves at me than when I was on stage
I couldn’t imagine dating now. Met my wife in a dance club in Coronado, California in 86 and still together. The one thing I lacked was the money at that time, and the fact she even gave me a chance was great.
It's not complicated. Guys: Go to a bar, drink at a slow pace, chat up a woman who isn't getting wrecked and is also drinking at a slow pace. No guarantee for success, but that is your best shot. These dating apps have been nonsense for over 20 years now.
At 1:46 In Joe's defense he constantly is allowed to lie and the media does nothing to call him on ALL the lies.
FACT CHECK: the inflation rate when Biden took office was 1.43%, the lowest ever recorded. Do some real research .
EXACTLY!!!!
Democrats control and own the media the fact that they are turning on Joe Biden is because they want someone else and he won't step aside. That's why everything has come out on Joe.
81 million votes. Give me a break. FJB.
FJB
FJB
Step 1: Release an app that makes women make the first move.
Step 2: Backtrack because women don't want to make the first move.
Step 3: Program the app to give a "first question" to men, letting women chose the question.
Step 4: Women will reject any man that uses the prompt to message them because they get bored.
Moral of the story: Modern women are never happy.
EXACTLY
As a woman, I have to agree with that about modern women, say under 40😂
My son met his wife on a dating app and he didn’t have a picture on it. She liked his sense of humor so took a chance and went on a date with him. They’ve been married now for almost 20 years. They waited awhile to have children and now we have 2 wonderful grandsons ages 13 and 11.
Women are clueless don't know what they wants
@@suegordon6805
As you just said that was over 20 years ago!!..
Lying OBiden FJB
Thank you Greg for showing again what a liar Blieden is
Trump said, "I just want to find 11,780 votes", the minimum number needed to overcome Biden's advantage in Georgia.
I don’t think Jesus likes Trump
@@Independent57if God didn't then why did he save him the times he got shot at..
@@RosaAnderson-gh3kg if God was here, we wouldn’t like Donald Trump either
@@Independent57you just say you don't like him because the left told you to... Did you know everyone used to like Trump everyone until he diced to run for President then everything changed? Well its all the truth he did donate to the Clinton's the Bushs', but not Obama. Trump knew what he was for and all he did was divide the country by race. You know right at this moment Skamala is trying to buy the black vote she's offering them money and to be in business selling weed and what-not. They the left are separating us I can't believe you never saw it. Good luck on supporting the real communists who've been lying to all of us and your still taking it in the kester. Oh and guess what God saved Trump 3 times from being killed by the psychos who are telling ya'll to hate him. I'll be praying for you last message I'll leave to you.
Greg, your opening monologue was one of THE most Succinct openings that I have EVER heard.
Kudo's, my Friend. Kudo's.
Best line I heard from a Marine years ago…. “So, you like stuff?” Hard to reject someone without being a liar 😂
Women can discriminate against a man over an attribute that he has no control of, his height, and it's accepted without question. Men who try to discriminate against a woman over an attribute that she has near complete control of, her weight, are hounded, ridiculed and cursed.
I don't know women are pretty crazy they can come up with some pretty creative things to discriminate against you on. My wife died a couple of years ago and she was still making fun of me for the jacket I wore in junior high 38 years ago.
Never mind the fact that back then children didn't have a say in what they wore. My dad came in with some clothes he bought and said here boy this is what you're wearing for the next year. There was no arguing. There was no making requests. I found it a major win when he quit buying me bell bottoms in the 70s
I know right?!?
Constant pain sucks i wish it could stop.
Daniels, a National disgrace!
Thats actually a great idea a dateing app called "the rest of us"
It's not "dateing," but DATING, because you drop the "e" before adding the "ing." Even the TH-cam spellchecker tried correcting this when I was typing your spelling of dating in this post.
@@davidcosta2244 well thank you for the spelling lesson I am glad you got that off your chest I hope you feel better about yourself, but what the hell does my spelling mistake have to do with anything.
@@John-fv8sc Ignorance isn't bliss, just saying.
Has joe said anything that is true since he got elected?
Joe was installed by his media
No
That's a ridiculous question. You might want to go see a doctor
Joe has not said anything true in at least 50 years I know I was here
Not in the past 50 years, anyway.
I feel like the only person who never used a dating app
Your not the only one. There are a few men who haven't. Not many
I used to try them apps like 15 yrs ago in stuff it always seemed like some type of scam gets yr hopes up thinking ur gonna meet but then u realize she's probably dealing with 50 other guys ur better off going outside and trying reality then the internet for love or whatever
I'll admit that I have, and I believe there's definite AI being used to make it seem that others are greeting you, when they're actually not.
You're not, I've never used a dating app either, and I don't have a problem talking to men, on any subject. I also write real letters, (snail mail).
@elainegoolsby9902
Really, that be cool I'd write to u 😎
I’ve been on Bumble for about 10 years. Almost every time all the girls would say was”hi”.
Or “what’s your favourite movie?” Her:, Disney
what’s your favourite movie? Me: Platoon
…ok let’s just meet already lol
Men and women rarely have anything in common. Those opener questions are stupid.
That is a great movie. Ive seen it at least 50 times.
Dr Zhivago…cinematic excellence 😊
Tropic Thunder 🤣
Lol!
Mine was and is Braveheart and the Patriot. I’m enamored with manly men with a rage issue.
I feel more inspired at work than ever!!! This is my 30th year of teaching, and never have I seen more of a need to help my students grow and become citizens who can positively contribute to society!!!!!
CNN Interviewer: _"The price of housing has doubled since you took office."_
Jen O''Side joey: _"That's why I'm working to reduce the cost of rentals."_
FJB 9% inflation😡
😂😂 FJB
You will own nothing and be happy
@@veronicawallen1760 the feudal lords will own everything and be happy. .
@@sabaha4637I would say it has to be way more than that
The only "opening" message you would get from women was "hey" or "Hi". Then the guy was expected to pick it up and make it interesting. The delicious irony is the majority of these women on other sites all put a bit in their bios saying not to just open with "Hi" say something interesting. So all the work was still left to the men.
Are these women even native english speakers? It's pretty easy to tell. In my experience, they're always faking their location and running a scam from another country. That is my assumption when they speak in broken English, anyway. They can barely keep track of their fake location. You ask something like, "what do you like to do in the area?" They say, "go too beach." But you live 600 miles from the nearest coast.
Funny bc I found guys only send Hi, hey, or what's up sexy? Oh gee, swoon. 🙄
@@XXchromosome24 I've written far more literate and interesting messages to many women. Very rarely does it get reciprocated. Not sure if it is a reading comprehension issue, my profile pics, vocabulary barriers, or perhaps they're just so blown away by the contrast to the typical message that they think something is amiss or a scam is being ran on them.
In my experience, it's mostly just catfishers on the dating platforms anyway, and they have to run my messages (and their own) through a machine translation service. It's quite bad, actually. There's a distinct difference between someone that writes things like "bc" and "wyd" and someone that writes things like, "I think I love you for who you are you sound really much interesting" (actual quote from a random conversation I just pulled up).
And this person claimed to live in the Northwest Arkansas area and had a photo that appeared to be someone that was born and raised here.
But catfishers aside, I see a lot of dissonance between what most women (and men for that matter) claim they want versus what they are actually receptive to. And that's pretty well-established in the psychological literature, at least by my estimation and understanding.
My email address is in my youtube profile. As you can see, I like to write. Hit me up if you live nearby the region I mentioned above. I weigh 155 at 5'10" (which is ideal). I don't drink or use drugs. My diet is of keto and intermittent fasting. I write and think for a living. And I tame computers, which can be beasts.
@@XXchromosome24 Oh yeah. Online dating is the worst and both genders are terrible at it.
I have a cat, i already have someone who doesn't appreciate me, takes me for granted, and leaves hair everywhere
Same here
Get rid of all dating apps and meet people in person and get married.
Agree
No. I ❤ online Dating 🤓👍
Yes one legged midgets...
@@andrelotscher280 That would explain why you haven’t got a girlfriend
@@AndrewPriester ROFL
When women get over the idea you are going to land a 6’, rich and handsome man, they will no longer need cats. Those men just play the field.
what makes these dating app trollers think the perfect man would settle for
someone like them ?
Guys! Post a profile picture of a bear, and say you love a long walk in the woods. All the chicks will pick you.
Inflation on food is up almost 100% for instance a bag of ruffles potato chips was $4 now it is $8 to me that's 100% so thank you sloppy joe now I have nothing to eat with my sloppy joe
That you took chips as an example says everything we need to know about you.
@@Dino-gc6sb the fact that you're a Biden voter says everything we need to know about you
@@Dino-gc6sbOK. The price of milk, eggs, and bread have doubled since Joe Biden took office.
What about the prices of milk, eggs, and bread doubling since Joe Biden took office.
@@bwtv147 yeah I know it was kind of oddball to mention potato chips but I was just at the store and bought a bag and I thought to myself my Lord. And of course you get idiots and haters commenting and about why did you mention potato chips blah blah blah well because I was just at the store
he is so on point! I hate approaching women. I hate the rejection. They need to see what it's like for themselves.
Your opening monologue was laugh out loud funny! 😁😁
FJB! - Charge Him for Insurrection and dereliction of duty!
If Incompetent, Impeach and Charge this Traitor for Treason!
@@andrelotscher280 get lost! stop harassing me or I will turn you into the FBI!
@@andrelotscher280 Isn't biden withholding Congressionally approved foreign aid for personal/political benefits? udden udden
Do you want to impeach Trump for it again?
Waugh Mommy FBI 😭😭😭
You need to get a life and a job. You can't even think of a new comment for the past month.
@@johnlerner5346😂😂😂😂
Btw, chronic pain SUCKS.
Until you've lived with it, it's easy to complain about legal opiate users, bitching about your neighbor that only does yardwork an hour at a time.
Chronic pain is real and it's awful and destroys your life. Empathy is cool.
Did you get your chronic pain by making bad health choices? like being obese?
@@nwalker282learn what chronic pain is. 😏
It's like torture 24/7...it makes medieval times look like a spa.
Totally agree with this statement. I have been bitching about this for years. Chronic pain ruins your quality of life, and we get looked down on by the medical community as drug seekers.
@@nwalker282 I was involved in a bad car accident from an RV parked into the road on a blind corner. Ended up with a motor in my lap and broke both legs, both knees, both ankles, seatbelt snapped my collarbone and went through the airbag and hit the steering wheel with my face and shattered my right cheek which is now a titanium plate.
Then, I raced downhill MTB for a few years and broke the other collar bone and right scapula and right arm plus a few good concussions.
So no, I'm not obese. I had someone else cause me to be bed bound for 3 months and wheelchair for 6 and I had too much fun doing backflips and going fast for the other.
Thanks for EXACTLY proving my point about ignorant people assuming that chronic pain is because "I'm obese".
But thanks for judging.
(The best way to ask would have been "What is the source of your pain?" But instead, you showed your disgust for people in pain with an assumption.)
“I love your Greta Van Susteren impression there.” Omg so good! Well done, Greg. 👏🏼👏🏼
I busted up laughing when he said that 🤣
I gave up, I’m too ugly and poor.
No no, post Malone has taught us that we're not ugly, just poor lol 😂
Jordan Peterson will help out if you need the mind and will to be resilient and transform yourself
I'm not ugly and not poor, but I still gave up... adopt MGTOW! (PS. I'm not top-10-percent, though...)
I fell in love with a poor man. Character is everything. Married 37 years
1:04 I just realized Hillary looks like Bizarro Florence Henderson.
👍🤣✨✨😂. 👌 Biology always comes back
Bumble finally meets Drizzle Drizzle 😂💪🏼🇺🇸
Greg, you are one of a kind....keep it rolling!
bumble: 1) move or act in an awkward or confused manner 2) speak in a confused or indistinct way
Sounds like Bumble is the dating app for me.
Barron will become our tallest president someday!
O, dear...that old word "courtship",... and "romance" why would they be just for the movies? Don't we all like to see a good romantic movies?
No.
Or, if you are on the View, you face rejection 5 out of 5 times 24/7.
16:00 what Greg is saying is surround yourself with people where you can be yourself that share similar interests to you. Odds are you’ll find someone with similar values. You may not meet your wife at the range, but you might meet her brother.
It's best to make connections in real life.
When he said there should be an ap called "The Rest of Us", i was really hoping for a full sketch.
Would like a show about women prefering to being in contact (feeling safer) with a bear than men
You had to bring the photo over. 😂😂😂😂. Jamie is a cack.
Joe Machi 😂😂😂
The problem with "getting off the apps and meeting people in person," is that those people are still on the apps. You walk into a singles meet & greet and you are the only one in the room.
KAT SOUNDED LIKE MAE WEST 🤔😂
WHY DON'T YOU PICK A SINGLE MAN AND LEAVE THE HUSBANDS ALONE!
Have a show with Joe Rogan, Rosanne, and Jim Breuer. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg that would be the most unwatchable thing in broadcast history.
Joe would never come on this show
*Excellent idea! Jim Brewer has often been a Gutfeld! guest so that's a start...*
Gutfeld, that was Gold!!
I loved the artist's depiction of Stormy Daniels.
I heard Stormy gave her hush money to stop drawing her! 😂
A good looking man with a not so hot woman is called Married.
Great monolog, Greg👏👏👏👏
the 6' tall thing has always been so weird to me
I was just under 6' (5' 11.75") and back when I was dating women would FREAK OUT if I said 6'
if it's that big a deal .. sure 5' 11". ... whatever. good way to filter out shallow women.
12:30 Actually, no they are not getting married, nor are they having kids (at least according to the stats). People that are married, 50% divorce and 80% of those by women. 50% stay together, how many u think just do it for kids/finances/convenience?
Brilliant monologue!
A minute and a half is pushing it.😂
I like bumble. Way better than tinder.
@STARBLADE-Turbo Yeah imagine
Thank you libs for letting me vote for trump a 3rd time
Here is Trump tonight, spewing the same lying phrases, presenting ZERO evidence,repeating the nonsense over and over and over again in hopes that these gullible trumper doucheb*gs fall for it again! He's about to get his first of 3 felonies. Get back to reality ,Trumpers, He's already behind Biden in real polling.It's time to get therapy. He's got nothing but deceptive bad with fox news and news max's help in painting alternate gaslighting realities about liberal, conservative and center thoughts are.
But the bad man and his propaganda machine is manipulating you fools into his criminal deception, who's actually A LIBERAL AT HEART! Sad trumpers sheep.
"Losers or creeps", golden!
Long ad for Bumble 😅
Great monologue!
This chaos has actually given me to step up with some purpose so its actually inspiring and challenging trying to stop it not that that positive
That’s actually kind of true, I used to be a professional musician, and I had never in my life had more women throw themselves at me than when I was on stage
Go to bars kiddo’s and be human like years before smartphones..and don’t look at your phone when you’re at the bar..Make eye contact and small talk
Go to bars to find true love? Terrible advice man lmao. People have found true love through dating apps.
Does Greg have the Applause button. Ha Ha 😂
I have to agree with all of this.
Bumble-- Really? Aren’t there 20or 30 more important “bumbles” going on?
Like it more when Tyrus is on. He hasn't been there for days!
Barron TURNED IT DOWN!
I couldn’t imagine dating now. Met my wife in a dance club in Coronado, California in 86 and still together. The one thing I lacked was the money at that time, and the fact she even gave me a chance was great.
Gripping for a minute and a half then flicking to something else lol😂 loved it!
Great line-up 😂😅😂😅❤😊
Yeesh. That was a painful monologue. 😨
I just wish they could put a picture of a female sasquatch on my beer can. That would help.
🤘😎
Yeah guys, get off your apps and get on your abs. There it is.
I like when women match you and don't make the first move. It shows they're weak and bumble saved you from a waste of time.
Never heard of Bumble!
Greg Gutfeld….the King of Late Night!!!!
They literally use to not to able to drive...lol
It's not complicated. Guys: Go to a bar, drink at a slow pace, chat up a woman who isn't getting wrecked and is also drinking at a slow pace. No guarantee for success, but that is your best shot. These dating apps have been nonsense for over 20 years now.
"idk bout you guys...... i dont care bout you guys"
😂😂😂😂😂
Kudos around 2:00......I now have to dry my coffee off the keyboard keypad!!
Love this show
Is Kat talking about Brandon?😅
Greg Gutfeld is fricking hilarious
No one came......
Also on Bumble if you didn't agree that you supported BLM, the site refused to let you make an account.
Then how did they catch them.
Scholarly look
Gregg I can see your wife rolling her eyes. 🤣🤣🤣
Brutal!
poor joe.... poor jamie
Hay Greg 😊
Just go to Colombia problem solved 🤣🤣
Mindset is what separates the best from the rest.
Donald Trump❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Barron Trump 😍
15:32 - Oh crap... Kat's onto me. 🙁
You know what? I would love to see more of 'Gus' :)
Tweets on a projector was great and no one laughed but me?!
The Rest of Us.. aka
The Land of Misfit Toys
Spitting truth Greg, Thank you
Who woulda thought a dating app still employs hundreds of people .... its a dating app not manufacturing
I love Greg what guy!🤣🤣🤣
If her legs are spread in a book don’t bait your hook or the judge will throw the book at you😂😂