Gutfeld: This dating app 'ran away in horror'

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  • 'Gutfeld!' panelists weigh in on dating app Bumble's Opening Moves feature where women won't have to make the first move amid the app's plunging stock price. #foxnews
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  • @ornotgortwormiii8731
    @ornotgortwormiii8731 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    Women can discriminate against a man over an attribute that he has no control of, his height, and it's accepted without question. Men who try to discriminate against a woman over an attribute that she has near complete control of, her weight, are hounded, ridiculed and cursed.

    • @jamesbowen5573
      @jamesbowen5573 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don't know women are pretty crazy they can come up with some pretty creative things to discriminate against you on. My wife died a couple of years ago and she was still making fun of me for the jacket I wore in junior high 38 years ago.
      Never mind the fact that back then children didn't have a say in what they wore. My dad came in with some clothes he bought and said here boy this is what you're wearing for the next year. There was no arguing. There was no making requests. I found it a major win when he quit buying me bell bottoms in the 70s

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I know right?!?

  • @Wordgoblin
    @Wordgoblin 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    Step 1: Release an app that makes women make the first move.
    Step 2: Backtrack because women don't want to make the first move.
    Step 3: Program the app to give a "first question" to men, letting women chose the question.
    Step 4: Women will reject any man that uses the prompt to message them because they get bored.
    Moral of the story: Modern women are never happy.

    • @encryptedwolf7623
      @encryptedwolf7623 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      EXACTLY

    • @sandrastoffel
      @sandrastoffel 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      As a woman, I have to agree with that about modern women, say under 40😂

    • @suegordon6805
      @suegordon6805 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      My son met his wife on a dating app and he didn’t have a picture on it. She liked his sense of humor so took a chance and went on a date with him. They’ve been married now for almost 20 years. They waited awhile to have children and now we have 2 wonderful grandsons ages 13 and 11.

    • @bengherasim9286
      @bengherasim9286 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Women are clueless don't know what they wants

    • @bigzachful
      @bigzachful 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@suegordon6805
      As you just said that was over 20 years ago!!..

  • @Ron502008
    @Ron502008 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +130

    At 1:46 In Joe's defense he constantly is allowed to lie and the media does nothing to call him on ALL the lies.

    • @timothyoneal4006
      @timothyoneal4006 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      FACT CHECK: the inflation rate when Biden took office was 1.43%, the lowest ever recorded. Do some real research .

    • @vxy357
      @vxy357 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      EXACTLY!!!!

    • @jamesbowen5573
      @jamesbowen5573 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Democrats control and own the media the fact that they are turning on Joe Biden is because they want someone else and he won't step aside. That's why everything has come out on Joe.

  • @hollyporter1193
    @hollyporter1193 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +108

    Thank you Greg for showing again what a liar Blieden is

    • @Independent57
      @Independent57 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Trump said, "I just want to find 11,780 votes", the minimum number needed to overcome Biden's advantage in Georgia.

    • @Independent57
      @Independent57 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don’t think Jesus likes Trump

  • @John-fv8sc
    @John-fv8sc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    Thats actually a great idea a dateing app called "the rest of us"

    • @davidcosta2244
      @davidcosta2244 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's not "dateing," but DATING, because you drop the "e" before adding the "ing." Even the TH-cam spellchecker tried correcting this when I was typing your spelling of dating in this post.

    • @John-fv8sc
      @John-fv8sc 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@davidcosta2244 well thank you for the spelling lesson I am glad you got that off your chest I hope you feel better about yourself, but what the hell does my spelling mistake have to do with anything.

    • @davidcosta2244
      @davidcosta2244 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@John-fv8sc Ignorance isn't bliss, just saying.

  • @beelikemizu604
    @beelikemizu604 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Best line I heard from a Marine years ago…. “So, you like stuff?” Hard to reject someone without being a liar 😂

  • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
    @otpyrcralphpierre1742 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    Greg, your opening monologue was one of THE most Succinct openings that I have EVER heard.
    Kudo's, my Friend. Kudo's.

  • @mkhud50n
    @mkhud50n 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    I feel like the only person who never used a dating app

    • @amd1273
      @amd1273 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Your not the only one. There are a few men who haven't. Not many

    • @RockyMtn5280
      @RockyMtn5280 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I used to try them apps like 15 yrs ago in stuff it always seemed like some type of scam gets yr hopes up thinking ur gonna meet but then u realize she's probably dealing with 50 other guys ur better off going outside and trying reality then the internet for love or whatever

    • @davidcosta2244
      @davidcosta2244 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'll admit that I have, and I believe there's definite AI being used to make it seem that others are greeting you, when they're actually not.

    • @elainegoolsby9902
      @elainegoolsby9902 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      You're not, I've never used a dating app either, and I don't have a problem talking to men, on any subject. I also write real letters, (snail mail).

    • @RockyMtn5280
      @RockyMtn5280 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @elainegoolsby9902
      Really, that be cool I'd write to u 😎

  • @jasonlee-le6oj
    @jasonlee-le6oj 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    Lying OBiden FJB

  • @ronaldmckenna1283
    @ronaldmckenna1283 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    81 million votes. Give me a break. FJB.

    • @Tomlongboysfan
      @Tomlongboysfan 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      FJB

    • @BjorgenEatinger
      @BjorgenEatinger 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      FJB

    • @joshhernandez6974
      @joshhernandez6974 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Funny. Someone I know name is Francisco Javier Bargas (FJB)
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielmayer6956
    @danielmayer6956 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I have a cat, i already have someone who doesn't appreciate me, takes me for granted, and leaves hair everywhere

  • @RivvyB
    @RivvyB 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +105

    So basically the young ones aren't socialized and don't know how to speak to each other. lol

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Plenty of 30s 40s women on the apps.

    • @christineobrien7707
      @christineobrien7707 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The young people can't get through a 5 minute conversation without looking down on their phones....Ftards

    • @AndrewPriester
      @AndrewPriester 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I was in a restaurant & notice two ladies on the same table, they weren’t talking to each other
      They were on their IPhones until their dinner came
      Even then they didn’t talked to each other

    • @christinewarren7523
      @christinewarren7523 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      They think being social is keeping their nose in social media.

    • @RivvyB
      @RivvyB 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@johnedward8352 those are young ones lol

  • @Rathkryn
    @Rathkryn 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    CNN Interviewer: _"The price of housing has doubled since you took office."_
    Jen O''Side joey: _"That's why I'm working to reduce the cost of rentals."_

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      FJB 9% inflation😡

    • @Martin_Priesthood
      @Martin_Priesthood 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      😂😂 FJB

    • @veronicawallen1760
      @veronicawallen1760 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      You will own nothing and be happy

    • @Martin_Priesthood
      @Martin_Priesthood 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@veronicawallen1760 the feudal lords will own everything and be happy. .

    • @stellaaniston9774
      @stellaaniston9774 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@sabaha4637I would say it has to be way more than that

  • @chrisp7652
    @chrisp7652 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    When women get over the idea you are going to land a 6’, rich and handsome man, they will no longer need cats. Those men just play the field.

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      what makes these dating app trollers think the perfect man would settle for
      someone like them ?

  • @russellbowen3238
    @russellbowen3238 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    Has joe said anything that is true since he got elected?

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Joe was installed by his media

    • @donnaparrish7638
      @donnaparrish7638 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      No

    • @williamruffoh
      @williamruffoh 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      That's a ridiculous question. You might want to go see a doctor

    • @John-fv8sc
      @John-fv8sc 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Joe has not said anything true in at least 50 years I know I was here

    • @jayrowe6473
      @jayrowe6473 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Not in the past 50 years, anyway.

  • @briant7265
    @briant7265 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Guys! Post a profile picture of a bear, and say you love a long walk in the woods. All the chicks will pick you.

  • @simondavis750
    @simondavis750 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    The only "opening" message you would get from women was "hey" or "Hi". Then the guy was expected to pick it up and make it interesting. The delicious irony is the majority of these women on other sites all put a bit in their bios saying not to just open with "Hi" say something interesting. So all the work was still left to the men.

    • @paulsaulpaul
      @paulsaulpaul 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Are these women even native english speakers? It's pretty easy to tell. In my experience, they're always faking their location and running a scam from another country. That is my assumption when they speak in broken English, anyway. They can barely keep track of their fake location. You ask something like, "what do you like to do in the area?" They say, "go too beach." But you live 600 miles from the nearest coast.

    • @XXchromosome24
      @XXchromosome24 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Funny bc I found guys only send Hi, hey, or what's up sexy? Oh gee, swoon. 🙄

    • @paulsaulpaul
      @paulsaulpaul 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@XXchromosome24 I've written far more literate and interesting messages to many women. Very rarely does it get reciprocated. Not sure if it is a reading comprehension issue, my profile pics, vocabulary barriers, or perhaps they're just so blown away by the contrast to the typical message that they think something is amiss or a scam is being ran on them.
      In my experience, it's mostly just catfishers on the dating platforms anyway, and they have to run my messages (and their own) through a machine translation service. It's quite bad, actually. There's a distinct difference between someone that writes things like "bc" and "wyd" and someone that writes things like, "I think I love you for who you are you sound really much interesting" (actual quote from a random conversation I just pulled up).
      And this person claimed to live in the Northwest Arkansas area and had a photo that appeared to be someone that was born and raised here.
      But catfishers aside, I see a lot of dissonance between what most women (and men for that matter) claim they want versus what they are actually receptive to. And that's pretty well-established in the psychological literature, at least by my estimation and understanding.
      My email address is in my youtube profile. As you can see, I like to write. Hit me up if you live nearby the region I mentioned above. I weigh 155 at 5'10" (which is ideal). I don't drink or use drugs. My diet is of keto and intermittent fasting. I write and think for a living. And I tame computers, which can be beasts.

    • @simondavis750
      @simondavis750 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@XXchromosome24 Oh yeah. Online dating is the worst and both genders are terrible at it.

  • @Stephen-lt1tp
    @Stephen-lt1tp 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I’ve been on Bumble for about 10 years. Almost every time all the girls would say was”hi”.
    Or “what’s your favourite movie?” Her:, Disney
    what’s your favourite movie? Me: Platoon
    …ok let’s just meet already lol
    Men and women rarely have anything in common. Those opener questions are stupid.

    • @Dino-gc6sb
      @Dino-gc6sb 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That is a great movie. Ive seen it at least 50 times.

    • @redpill9624
      @redpill9624 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Dr Zhivago…cinematic excellence 😊

    • @JinxD247
      @JinxD247 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Tropic Thunder 🤣

    • @morganschiller2288
      @morganschiller2288 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lol!

    • @morganschiller2288
      @morganschiller2288 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Mine was and is Braveheart and the Patriot. I’m enamored with manly men with a rage issue.

  • @_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_
    @_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_ 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    Get rid of all dating apps and meet people in person and get married.

    • @AndrewPriester
      @AndrewPriester 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Agree

    • @andrelotscher280
      @andrelotscher280 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      No. I ❤ online Dating 🤓👍

    • @Cass-lv1on
      @Cass-lv1on 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​Yes one legged midgets...

    • @AndrewPriester
      @AndrewPriester 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@andrelotscher280 That would explain why you haven’t got a girlfriend

    • @_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_
      @_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_ 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@AndrewPriester ROFL

  • @Real_Life_863
    @Real_Life_863 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Daniels, a National disgrace!

  • @RonNorman-ie1nv
    @RonNorman-ie1nv 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Inflation on food is up almost 100% for instance a bag of ruffles potato chips was $4 now it is $8 to me that's 100% so thank you sloppy joe now I have nothing to eat with my sloppy joe

    • @Dino-gc6sb
      @Dino-gc6sb 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That you took chips as an example says everything we need to know about you.

    • @RonNorman-ie1nv
      @RonNorman-ie1nv 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@Dino-gc6sb the fact that you're a Biden voter says everything we need to know about you

    • @bwtv147
      @bwtv147 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Dino-gc6sbOK. The price of milk, eggs, and bread have doubled since Joe Biden took office.

    • @bwtv147
      @bwtv147 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      What about the prices of milk, eggs, and bread doubling since Joe Biden took office.

    • @RonNorman-ie1nv
      @RonNorman-ie1nv 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@bwtv147 yeah I know it was kind of oddball to mention potato chips but I was just at the store and bought a bag and I thought to myself my Lord. And of course you get idiots and haters commenting and about why did you mention potato chips blah blah blah well because I was just at the store

  • @orionspur
    @orionspur 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    1:04 I just realized Hillary looks like Bizarro Florence Henderson.

  • @geraldzaplawa6390
    @geraldzaplawa6390 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I feel more inspired at work than ever!!! This is my 30th year of teaching, and never have I seen more of a need to help my students grow and become citizens who can positively contribute to society!!!!!

  • @TylerDurden-rh6hu
    @TylerDurden-rh6hu 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Constant pain sucks i wish it could stop.

  • @thePrussian
    @thePrussian 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    I gave up, I’m too ugly and poor.

    • @judly85
      @judly85 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      No no, post Malone has taught us that we're not ugly, just poor lol 😂

    • @Freer07
      @Freer07 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Jordan Peterson will help out if you need the mind and will to be resilient and transform yourself

    • @olalilja2381
      @olalilja2381 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I'm not ugly and not poor, but I still gave up... adopt MGTOW! (PS. I'm not top-10-percent, though...)

    • @laurapayne8177
      @laurapayne8177 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I fell in love with a poor man. Character is everything. Married 37 years

  • @shirothehero0609
    @shirothehero0609 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Btw, chronic pain SUCKS.
    Until you've lived with it, it's easy to complain about legal opiate users, bitching about your neighbor that only does yardwork an hour at a time.
    Chronic pain is real and it's awful and destroys your life. Empathy is cool.

    • @nwalker282
      @nwalker282 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Did you get your chronic pain by making bad health choices? like being obese?

    • @angelshalo06
      @angelshalo06 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@nwalker282learn what chronic pain is. 😏

    • @legoguyver7459
      @legoguyver7459 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's like torture 24/7...it makes medieval times look like a spa.

    • @morganschiller2288
      @morganschiller2288 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Totally agree with this statement. I have been bitching about this for years. Chronic pain ruins your quality of life, and we get looked down on by the medical community as drug seekers.

    • @shirothehero0609
      @shirothehero0609 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nwalker282 I was involved in a bad car accident from an RV parked into the road on a blind corner. Ended up with a motor in my lap and broke both legs, both knees, both ankles, seatbelt snapped my collarbone and went through the airbag and hit the steering wheel with my face and shattered my right cheek which is now a titanium plate.
      Then, I raced downhill MTB for a few years and broke the other collar bone and right scapula and right arm plus a few good concussions.
      So no, I'm not obese. I had someone else cause me to be bed bound for 3 months and wheelchair for 6 and I had too much fun doing backflips and going fast for the other.
      Thanks for EXACTLY proving my point about ignorant people assuming that chronic pain is because "I'm obese".
      But thanks for judging.
      (The best way to ask would have been "What is the source of your pain?" But instead, you showed your disgust for people in pain with an assumption.)

  • @stewartpalmer2456
    @stewartpalmer2456 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Or, if you are on the View, you face rejection 5 out of 5 times 24/7.

  • @LightUpNancy
    @LightUpNancy 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    “I love your Greta Van Susteren impression there.” Omg so good! Well done, Greg. 👏🏼👏🏼

    • @vampiro4236
      @vampiro4236 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I busted up laughing when he said that 🤣

  • @Martin_Priesthood
    @Martin_Priesthood 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    👍🤣✨✨😂. 👌 Biology always comes back

  • @johnlerner5346
    @johnlerner5346 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

    FJB! - Charge Him for Insurrection and dereliction of duty!
    If Incompetent, Impeach and Charge this Traitor for Treason!

    • @johnlerner5346
      @johnlerner5346 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@andrelotscher280 get lost! stop harassing me or I will turn you into the FBI!

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@andrelotscher280 Isn't biden withholding Congressionally approved foreign aid for personal/political benefits? udden udden
      Do you want to impeach Trump for it again?

    • @andrelotscher280
      @andrelotscher280 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Waugh Mommy FBI 😭😭😭

    • @sherlockhomo-ph4su
      @sherlockhomo-ph4su 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You need to get a life and a job. You can't even think of a new comment for the past month.

    • @sherlockhomo-ph4su
      @sherlockhomo-ph4su 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@johnlerner5346😂😂😂😂

  • @lisadamele1108
    @lisadamele1108 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Your opening monologue was laugh out loud funny! 😁😁

  • @kafemocha5016
    @kafemocha5016 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Barron will become our tallest president someday!

  • @carolchennning9188
    @carolchennning9188 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    he is so on point! I hate approaching women. I hate the rejection. They need to see what it's like for themselves.

  • @shox_1234
    @shox_1234 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Would like a show about women prefering to being in contact (feeling safer) with a bear than men

  • @Ryan-pj5cx
    @Ryan-pj5cx 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    the 6' tall thing has always been so weird to me
    I was just under 6' (5' 11.75") and back when I was dating women would FREAK OUT if I said 6'
    if it's that big a deal .. sure 5' 11". ... whatever. good way to filter out shallow women.

  • @maxmustermann1206
    @maxmustermann1206 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    bumble: 1) move or act in an awkward or confused manner 2) speak in a confused or indistinct way
    Sounds like Bumble is the dating app for me.

  • @mirjanan.1963
    @mirjanan.1963 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    O, dear...that old word "courtship",... and "romance" why would they be just for the movies? Don't we all like to see a good romantic movies?

  • @TheLady_Laura
    @TheLady_Laura 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    It's best to make connections in real life.

  • @Laceykat66
    @Laceykat66 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The problem with "getting off the apps and meeting people in person," is that those people are still on the apps. You walk into a singles meet & greet and you are the only one in the room.

  • @chthulu27
    @chthulu27 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    When he said there should be an ap called "The Rest of Us", i was really hoping for a full sketch.

  • @dner75-xh9le
    @dner75-xh9le 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    It's not complicated. Guys: Go to a bar, drink at a slow pace, chat up a woman who isn't getting wrecked and is also drinking at a slow pace. No guarantee for success, but that is your best shot. These dating apps have been nonsense for over 20 years now.

  • @KyushuStagger
    @KyushuStagger 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    A good looking man with a not so hot woman is called Married.

  • @GarrettHypes
    @GarrettHypes 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Losers or creeps", golden!

  • @tumbleweedtony1796
    @tumbleweedtony1796 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Bumble finally meets Drizzle Drizzle 😂💪🏼🇺🇸

  • @jackoszuscik6669
    @jackoszuscik6669 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    KAT SOUNDED LIKE MAE WEST 🤔😂
    WHY DON'T YOU PICK A SINGLE MAN AND LEAVE THE HUSBANDS ALONE!

  • @MrOldclunker
    @MrOldclunker 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Greg, you are one of a kind....keep it rolling!

  • @jm76vd
    @jm76vd 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Go to bars kiddo’s and be human like years before smartphones..and don’t look at your phone when you’re at the bar..Make eye contact and small talk

    • @novaskies3604
      @novaskies3604 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Go to bars to find true love? Terrible advice man lmao. People have found true love through dating apps.

  • @deltazulu2848
    @deltazulu2848 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    16:00 what Greg is saying is surround yourself with people where you can be yourself that share similar interests to you. Odds are you’ll find someone with similar values. You may not meet your wife at the range, but you might meet her brother.

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    You had to bring the photo over. 😂😂😂😂. Jamie is a cack.
    Joe Machi 😂😂😂

  • @Almighty_cornholio
    @Almighty_cornholio 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Thank you libs for letting me vote for trump a 3rd time

    • @BobBenson-qz8lp
      @BobBenson-qz8lp 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Here is Trump tonight, spewing the same lying phrases, presenting ZERO evidence,repeating the nonsense over and over and over again in hopes that these gullible trumper doucheb*gs fall for it again! He's about to get his first of 3 felonies. Get back to reality ,Trumpers, He's already behind Biden in real polling.It's time to get therapy. He's got nothing but deceptive bad with fox news and news max's help in painting alternate gaslighting realities about liberal, conservative and center thoughts are.
      But the bad man and his propaganda machine is manipulating you fools into his criminal deception, who's actually A LIBERAL AT HEART! Sad trumpers sheep.

  • @user-rk1ic9pq7r
    @user-rk1ic9pq7r 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That’s actually kind of true, I used to be a professional musician, and I had never in my life had more women throw themselves at me than when I was on stage

  • @Michaelobama184
    @Michaelobama184 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Does Greg have the Applause button. Ha Ha 😂

  • @outdoorswitderkit9636
    @outdoorswitderkit9636 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gripping for a minute and a half then flicking to something else lol😂 loved it!

  • @VUrban-yr5ch
    @VUrban-yr5ch 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Have a show with Joe Rogan, Rosanne, and Jim Breuer. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sherlockhomo-ph4su
      @sherlockhomo-ph4su 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Omg that would be the most unwatchable thing in broadcast history.

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Joe would never come on this show

    • @blackrifle6736
      @blackrifle6736 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *Excellent idea! Jim Brewer has often been a Gutfeld! guest so that's a start...*

  • @elijahhodges4405
    @elijahhodges4405 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I loved the artist's depiction of Stormy Daniels.

    • @csc8697
      @csc8697 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I heard Stormy gave her hush money to stop drawing her! 😂

  • @user-zh9hb1vu6p
    @user-zh9hb1vu6p 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    A minute and a half is pushing it.😂

  • @firstnamehash4723
    @firstnamehash4723 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This chaos has actually given me to step up with some purpose so its actually inspiring and challenging trying to stop it not that that positive

  • @HUD308
    @HUD308 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bumble-- Really? Aren’t there 20or 30 more important “bumbles” going on?

  • @davidbooth7778
    @davidbooth7778 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Kudos around 2:00......I now have to dry my coffee off the keyboard keypad!!

  • @jennyv5901
    @jennyv5901 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great monolog, Greg👏👏👏👏

  • @DrDangerPuppy
    @DrDangerPuppy 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I haven't used a dating app since that fish company went public. I forgot what it's called. Proof of Fish? Fish Pool? Blah, I can't remember... that's how long it's been. In person is when the fish won't stop biting!

  • @YourPrinter
    @YourPrinter 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Come on Greg, I'm quadzilla 😂

  • @seansoccer100
    @seansoccer100 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yeesh. That was a painful monologue. 😨

  • @cantdance3077
    @cantdance3077 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Brilliant monologue!

  • @PaulVilla-du1ci
    @PaulVilla-du1ci 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Never heard of Bumble!

  • @user-eh2gy3yy3b
    @user-eh2gy3yy3b 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    FJB

  • @brudasdm7419
    @brudasdm7419 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I just wish they could put a picture of a female sasquatch on my beer can. That would help.
    🤘😎

  • @heloisachaves8414
    @heloisachaves8414 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great monologue!

  • @appsourcer8774
    @appsourcer8774 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gutfeld, that was Gold!!

  • @THEPAGEBURNER1979
    @THEPAGEBURNER1979 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    If her legs are spread in a book don’t bait your hook or the judge will throw the book at you😂😂

  • @user-zt8jq7xz2h
    @user-zt8jq7xz2h 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Do you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain?

  • @GhostofSicklesleg
    @GhostofSicklesleg 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I couldn’t imagine dating now. Met my wife in a dance club in Coronado, California in 86 and still together. The one thing I lacked was the money at that time, and the fact she even gave me a chance was great.

  • @bengherasim9286
    @bengherasim9286 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Who woulda thought a dating app still employs hundreds of people .... its a dating app not manufacturing

  • @ronaldsanderson9924
    @ronaldsanderson9924 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Long ad for Bumble 😅

  • @EDW-task8
    @EDW-task8 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    They literally use to not to able to drive...lol

  • @jondspen
    @jondspen 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    12:30 Actually, no they are not getting married, nor are they having kids (at least according to the stats). People that are married, 50% divorce and 80% of those by women. 50% stay together, how many u think just do it for kids/finances/convenience?

  • @timothyoneal4006
    @timothyoneal4006 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I have to agree with all of this.

  • @je__.
    @je__. 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "idk bout you guys...... i dont care bout you guys"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnedward8352
    @johnedward8352 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I like bumble. Way better than tinder.

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @STARBLADE-Turbo Yeah imagine

  • @RandomNY1234
    @RandomNY1234 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Also on Bumble if you didn't agree that you supported BLM, the site refused to let you make an account.

  • @susanturner9023
    @susanturner9023 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Tweets on a projector was great and no one laughed but me?!

  • @chrisoulalakkas3169
    @chrisoulalakkas3169 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mindset is what separates the best from the rest.

  • @JoannGelrud
    @JoannGelrud 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Like it more when Tyrus is on. He hasn't been there for days!

  • @ronaldguild3627
    @ronaldguild3627 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Brutal!

  • @klong3105
    @klong3105 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's a wizard of Oz world. Remember "only bad witches are ugly". It's lame that we promote seeing people that way.

  • @josephhoffman7760
    @josephhoffman7760 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Scholarly look

  • @KIngRenegadeGaming
    @KIngRenegadeGaming 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Spitting truth Greg, Thank you

  • @michaelsteven5558
    @michaelsteven5558 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Yeah guys, get off your apps and get on your abs. There it is.

  • @paulsaulpaul
    @paulsaulpaul 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    They likely couldn't keep men on the platform. Dating platforms are horribly one sided. It's like 90% men. That's why most men might get 0-5 messages a day. The women get 100+ a day. And a lot of the messages going to men are catfishing scams. I can't see how Bumble's model kept many men engaged on the platform. At some point, the profiles get deleted when you never get contacted on it. I've not used Bumble, though. Nor even used online dating in about 6 years. Maybe it's changed. I suspect the catfishing has gotten even worse, though.

  • @jonathanhughes8679
    @jonathanhughes8679 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Then how did they catch them.

  • @danl.4743
    @danl.4743 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Those pauses for the imaginary laughter that happen only in Greg's head.

  • @bumblebee623
    @bumblebee623 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I like when women match you and don't make the first move. It shows they're weak and bumble saved you from a waste of time.

  • @figureitoutchannel7028
    @figureitoutchannel7028 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Greg Gutfeld….the King of Late Night!!!!

  • @TheeRocker
    @TheeRocker 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Huh,,, 9 out of 10 deny ??? I'm pretty much a 2 out of 10 deny,,, I must be lucky as hell, lmfao !!!

  • @teribelleau137
    @teribelleau137 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great line-up 😂😅😂😅❤😊

  • @jeffgraham8947
    @jeffgraham8947 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Great opening and great show Gutfeld rocks 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @legoguyver7459
    @legoguyver7459 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The bottom 90% of men have realized that the juice is not worth the squeeze.

  • @BrianSeal364
    @BrianSeal364 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Greg Gutfeld is fricking hilarious

  • @ladyaqua4544
    @ladyaqua4544 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gregg I can see your wife rolling her eyes. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LloydDrepaul
    @LloydDrepaul 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love this show