Today, I would like to vent about something. I have been longing for my entire life to say that I've finally become an average league of legends player. My weight has exceeded 182kgs(401.241 Ibs) and I have fat bulging out of every part of my body. I can proudly say that I have never felt a woman's touch in my entire life except for my mom. You ask about my mom? Well she went out for shopping about 3 years ago and I don't know why she isn't back yet. Same goes for my dad too. He left for milk last year and hasn't come back either. I am a discord mod and I always do the "kitten roll call" everyday after I wake up. I say, "Is kitty no 1 present today?" and they reply, "Yes daddy ". Since I started playing League of Legends, I have been wanting to become the "average League of Legends player" and so my grindset is pretty hard too. Since I started playing this game, I have never touched grass. Even now, I don't have an idea what grass feels like. I order food from Taco Bells and eat them as breakfast, lunch and dinner. I am a reddit mod as well. I also love to use Twitter a lot. Sunlight is something I have never even dreamt about since I started playing this. And yes, I also play FNAF. I even know how to FNAF beatbox. Thank you for listening to this vent of mine.
>be me >be 4 years old >mom asks me to show I can count > * *smirk* * she thinks I can't do it >this is my time for greatness >I lick my lips and chuckle... > 6:10
First clip wouldn’t been cool if he wasnt using the Clackety Tap Tap 3000 keyboard. There’s gotta be something out there by now that can silence they so viewers don’t have their ears blown out.
Today, I would like to vent about something. I have been longing for my entire life to say that I've finally become an average league of legends player. My weight has exceeded 182kgs(401.241 Ibs) and I have fat bulging out of every part of my body. I can proudly say that I have never felt a woman's touch in my entire life except for my mom. You ask about my mom? Well she went out for shopping about 3 years ago and I don't know why she isn't back yet. Same goes for my dad too. He left for milk last year and hasn't come back either. I am a discord mod and I always do the "kitten roll call" everyday after I wake up. I say, "Is kitty no 1 present today?" and they reply,
"Yes daddy
". Since I started playing League of Legends, I have been wanting to become the
"average League of Legends player" and so my grindset is pretty hard too. Since I started playing this game, I have never touched grass. Even now, I don't have an idea what grass feels like. I order food from Taco Bells and eat them as breakfast, lunch and dinner. I am a reddit mod as well. I also love to use Twitter a lot. Sunlight is something I have never even dreamt about since I started playing this. And yes, I also play FNAF. I even know how to FNAF beatbox. Thank you for listening to this vent of mine.
thanks for the vent, my house was getting clammy!
average league of legends player XD
I aint reading that
Dude, start changing something bit by bit, like probably start by reducing your screen time by 10 minutes everyday
the real question is how bro afford to do nothing
Who does Bgurin think they are by passing Agurin?
Wait until Cgurin comes along.
Kinda racist ngl
Thats actually crazy 😂 Being Rank One AND rank 2 at the same time on euW is insane
Because they didnt Cgurin!
nobody:
fathers when their team scores a goal: 3:26
clip doesn't end immediately
me: ok where's the jinx rocket
9:45 "I'm tired of the jinx R!"
03:26 ГООООООООООООЛ!!!!!!!
that zeri godlike...that nami bubble? clutch
2:05 That was really impresive
ty
the music 2:18 ☠☠
what is it called
@@ksugu4186 "É exatamente isso que eu falei Alanzinho - LUCKHAOS" its a ShitTrap
0:21 surely this champ isn't broken
Doesn't Spearshot know that in Magic, Karma is instant speed?
>be me
>be 4 years old
>mom asks me to show I can count
> * *smirk* * she thinks I can't do it
>this is my time for greatness
>I lick my lips and chuckle...
> 6:10
I get that Aurora is supposed to be an actively fighting mage but why does her mobility tool have to be an invisibility hop.
Всегда знал, что Друт наш славянский слон 💪💪💪
ГООООООООООЛ
7:03 score up there actually tells the difference between top and rest of the map
It feels like autolykus is saying just "one" at this point
How many goats are there? I thought Satan was the only one? ya'll are little lambs
bentakill
synapse my beloved
why u replacing same videos like 04:47
He's been doing it alot.
3:55 best part which is real and true
Alpha Gurin got beat by Beta Gurin smh
Crazy how the B version got the rank 1
Apples are good for your mental health. Please eat them my fellow league players.
has the undisputed goat of midlane Midbeast retired? I haven't seen any of his clips lately
First clip wouldn’t been cool if he wasnt using the Clackety Tap Tap 3000 keyboard. There’s gotta be something out there by now that can silence they so viewers don’t have their ears blown out.
Drift sion bug is controllable?
@2:21 does anyone know that song
É exatamente isso que eu falei Alanzinho by Luckhaos
but I translated the lyrics from Portuguese and its fucking weird 💀
8:49 my face when I'm taking the shit of my life
at this point he should just start saying bicep
TREE DOWN!
9:28
shit we talkin feet now?
hands
deece
Imagine not being pinned for next eps
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ONE,(teemo voice), two, three, four
9:19 one!
0:41 "gays it's time to lock in"
One 😊
Bloody nerf Aatrox wtf
Synapse fell off
Off his chair
Yeah I watch lol addict now
League in general fell off
I don’t see what’s supposed to be different ?
@@talononeshotsu3725 people been saying this for over 5 years now lol
Noice
😮
2:11 I really am the goat 🤓
ppl that say "im the goat" or anything with that stuff are just really NOT the GOAT
Since when does shaco clone not take increased damage? Dont see in any patch notes
one!
My mom said she doesn't love me
same
Nami masterclass*
ГОООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООЛ
toes
I’m tired ….
Williams Cynthia White Robert Hall Cynthia
Martinez David Clark Deborah Perez Michael
Cgurin
Anderson Melissa Garcia Joseph Allen Karen
Thompson Charles Moore Ruth Gonzalez Christopher
Wtf is with these bot comments with the generic ass comments?
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Miller Timothy Thompson Amy Anderson Thomas
Oh
3:35 Chinese side eye
Hi Synapse
Σ(๑+⌓ o｡)シ
two
Synapse ain't what it used to be :((
fr who are these randoms
Already watch, delete it
Just a reminder Brazil 1 Midbeast 0
last time i was this early queen elizabeth was still an heir to the throne.
🐀🏹
Feet
Cool
woahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn
First
3:22 broooooo
hands
Cgurin
hands
hands