NOT A REUPLOAD - The original compilation of this was reviewed, edited, and updated by the original editor of the compilation, as well as the Oneyplays staff. Enjoy! - helixD (The management)
Hypothetical for te oney. Tomar pulls out a massive emerald from his head. He turns his head directly at you bug eyed and says "this is one of the super Tomar emeralds" what u do?
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest TH-camr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye onry
I love how Chris’ answers to a lot of hypotheticals is just “I’d literally kill my self.” The second his life gets moderately harder he just ejects himself from the mortal coils.
If he wanted to make his arguement rock solid he could have added on to the same brain and memories that the clone wants to continue to commit more of the actions he thinks he already did..
Jerma and Vinny do similar things it’s always great when creators give such nice opportunities to fans who as dedicated as the people who make these compilations
Chris - „The point of a hypothetical is to question your morality.“ Also Chris - „What if Ronald McDonald shot pus out of his nose and multiplied through mitosis?“
I love how Julian doesn’t even describe the blurry man in the alley as doing anything threatening or scary, he’s just standing there and Chris’s first thought is to attack and kill it
The tiny Hitler hypothetical is hilarious to me because everyone in the room except for Chris keeps trying to apply real world logic to a situation in which you have a tiny clone of Adolf Hitler, and in response Chris adds things to nullify that so he can get an answer, then they ask “why do you keep adding things god how am I supposed to keep up”
@MeatQuaad well, a homunculus is any living thing that is supposed to look like a human. I don't know if androids count, though, I think they have to be organic
My favorite part of the tiny hitler argument is how it only really exists because Chris wanted to bait his friends into saying "tiny hitler did nothing wrong"
No that isn’t it at all. It really frustrates me that people keep saying this. Matt and DingDong keep critiquing the hypothetical like it’s real life. It isn’t real life that’s why it’s a hypothetical! They just nitpick it without answering the real question.
@@edgaralonso8088 because they answered the question under the pretense of it being a clone that had no memories of being osama/hitler. At the same time, if they share the exact same memories, and the perfect copy believes itself to be hitler, what makes it a truly seperate person? If this perfect copy hitler was put into hitler's position, it would make the same decisions because at a fundamental level there is no difference between the perfect copy hitler and actual hitler, other than the fact that this hitler is only 6 inches tall. However, for the sake of this hypothetical, this has no influence on the perfect copy of hitler's intellegence or perception of himself. In any case, Chris's point makes sense, he just does a terrible job explaining it until the shapiffany follow up hypothetical, which is a much better version of the hitler hypothetical. Regardless of everything I said, I think we can agree that this shit is funny.
Who cares if it's right, we're fucking around here, we were ok with killing a tiny blurry man who's sentient fuck moral implications, it's just a funny hypothetical
"What if the little man came out and then he ran up and grabbed your foot and then no sound came out of you anymore" is probably my favorite hypothetical in this video simply because the phrasing of "and then no sound came out of you anymore" is so fucking funny
My favorite bit about the Tiny Hitler debacle is that everyone immediately answers that they wouldn't torture a Tiny Hitler clone because he didn't do it even if he thought he did, but Chris just refused to accept it and the debacle avalanched into the greatest moment in the Kingdom Hearts playthrough.
No he pressed them cause they didn’t acknowledge the full question. They said if he’s a clone they wouldn’t care. But Chris said if he remembered everything. But then they say that isn’t how clones work, and it goes on like that. They won’t actually answer the full question!
@@weeniehutjrs1491 no, Matt and DD just didn't see it as a Hypothetical. It's "would you x or would you y" but they couldn't acknowledged Y. If you were right then Matt wouldn't keep saying "it doesn't make sense".
@@weeniehutjrs1491 He added stuff because they were latching onto irrelevant details so he was trying to solidify the hypothetical since they wouldn't shut up otherwise lol
It frustrated me to watch it because they wouldn't answer the wacky hypothetical, they'd just point out things that wouldn't make sense every time and go on and on and on about how it doesn't make sense
Timestamps (for those who want to jump to specific clips): 0:06 - Tiny Blurry Man 3:31 - Would You Rather Mama Luigi? 4:55 - Chris' Noodle 5:53 - Fairy Trump 6:31 - Ronald McPusNose 10:25 - Tiny Hitler Clone 22:50 - Shapiffany 27:37 - Banana Buddy 31:04 - Exposed Brain 33:10 - Red Pill or Blue Pill? (Bigfoot Edition) 36:44 - Sasquatch Wife 37:20 - BigFuck 38:04 - Curse of the Star of David (Part 1) 39:20 - Curse of the Star of David (Part 2) 41:24 - Strange Things are Happening with Tomar 44:00 - Pool Time Machine
nice, can u find the hypothetical where itsl ike , a clone in ur head and u get trapped in the brain instead and ur like "you wont like what happens when i go through the back door" or smn
Tomar what would you do if all your loved ones died in front of you and you have that memory every hour of the day. You also lose your legs and arms and also your cognitive functions detoriate every year. ''I'd be pretty upset''
The whole tiny Hitler argument would be perfect for one of those parody asmr videos where it’s like, “Asmr bionicles while my parents argue in the background”
I know that was so frustrating. They keep getting hung up on the irrelevant details and so he has to modify the hypothetical. But then they point out the modifiers, which don’t matter unless they just answered question.
@@lemonplayz4032 they had already answered it but Chris wouldn't accept it and kept adding new scenarios, Matt even said In the tiny hitler scenario that he wouldn't torture the tiny hitler because they aren't the same person. In conclusion chris is horrible at explaining his hypothetical
@@pixlpuk3 Honestly I would have preferred it if they actually said WHAT THEY WOULD DO WITH TINY HITLER if they wouldn’t torture it. Then maybe Chris would have stopped tbh
Just got done watching best of kingdom hearts, so you already know I’m ready to go through another full sitting of “perfect copy of hitler but he’s small and you’re locked in a white room with no doors or windows and an oxygen tank” And there it is: 10:27
Chris's question is valid: is a clone of a person who did a horrible thing responsible for it because he believes he did it? utilitarianism? pragmatics? intent ethics? Chris is just bad at talking and the others are being dumb on purpose
I use to do this same shit now hearing it and hearing the frustration I must have cause makes me so annoyed at myself. When I use to do this I thought I was being funny and made it a game within myself to pick apart hypotheticals and purposely not address the point. It's the dumbest shit.
@@oldnosoul4183 It's like someone saying "What if this happened?" and you kept answering "That would never happen!" for everything hypothetical being asked to you
@@oldnosoul4183 I'm glad you came to that realisation. I've had similar situations in highschool asking "what if" and they say "that wouldn't happen" and it felt like I was talking to a brick wall.
I legitimately wanna talk about the whole clone/perfect copy stuff. They stumble around the details, but it's basically the topic the game "SOMA" goes over, I think it's interesting
Do it. I'll say this, I think I get Chris's take. He was trying to say, if you had easy access to fuck with a bad dude without much danger, would you? He spun it the way he did to try to get a more heartfelt answer, and thought just saying it outright like "would you fuck over Hitler if you could?" would end up leading to an easy "of course I would, fuck that guy!" Then the semantics came in. In that case I would argue this, that if a copy, clone, or anything else of a bad dude came about, fucking sucks to be him. How many other examples can you think of where people get fucked because of those that come before them? In this case I think I would side with better safe than sorry vs hoping for a chance this version could potentially be better instead of going on to harm many many more. What do you think? Would you go about it differently?
@@DUHRIZEO but that's just it, if it was done right, for all intents and purposes they would have the some thoughts, interests, feelings and act the same as the original, the only way that would change would be from any large enough outside influence. It would be a good psychological study about extreme violence/beliefs, if this perfect copy of Hitler could be made. Could he be rehabilitated to legitimately become a good person? If so what would it take, if not what does it say about the justice system? Also would that mean everyone "bad" is irredeemable or is it just for those at the extremes. I think morally if such a copy of Hitler was created, as the people that created him we wouldnt have the right to torture/hurt him as we would be the ones responsible for bringing his existence into the world, if you was to time travel and slap/assault the real hitler it would be different. As we are aware of what he is likely to be like any actions that the copy would take, up to a given timeframe, would outright be the responsibility of the creators
No that isn’t what happened at all. Essentially they didn’t answer the question at all. He said “What if this would happen?” And they said “Wait a second. That would never happen!” The hypothetical doesn’t need to be accurate to real life but they just nitpicked it as if it happened in real life.
@@xp_shared6660 no, you are Matt's alt. They never answered. If I give you "choose 1 or 2" and you start yelling that 2 is not an option, when it is, you are the problem.
@@wenbluepirate3954 matt literally said that he wouldn't because the clone didn't commit the actual actions that hitler did, he just believes he did. Thinking those things isn't a crime, however messed up it may be. That's why ding dong added in the whole "your neighbor could be thinking these things too" bit. They both clearly reached a point of understanding with the question and said no but chris acted like that wasn't a valid answer.
That video is awful. I would've gasped too, but he put in the hammerhead shark part so I snortled through my nose and unclenched my fingers from my artery.
The Tiny Hitler Hypothetical will always be my favorite Oneyplays moment: Chris trying to do a hypothetical like normal, only for the rest of the group to gain sentience and argue with him over the logistics of cloning
Oney plays, Best of: Naming game files. "Oh look, that's tomar" Jumpscares Fat Albert Nostalgia critic/channel awesome Freddy freaker. Simpsons/family guy. I know many people have done these but just under 'official' for the channel. I would love a massive video of all the best animated videos. Although that could be a grey area when other peoples art is involved. Loving these. Let's cleaning up better without having to constantly click on the next vid ha.
I think the last one would be a great idea with a tweak or two. They would need the animators permission of course, first and foremost. I think it would be great if it was just small snippets from each animation that enticed the viewers to watch the original.
0:06 - Tiny Blurry Man 3:31 - Would You Rather Mama Luigi? 4:55 - Chris' Noodle 5:53 - Fairy Trump 6:31 - Ronald McPusNose 10:25 - Tiny Hitler Clone 22:50 - Shapiffany 27:37 - Banana Buddy 31:04 - Exposed Brain 33:10 - Red Pill or Blue Pill? (Bigfoot Edition) 36:44 - Sasquatch Wife 37:20 - BigFuck 38:04 - Curse of the Star of David (Part 1) 39:20 - Curse of the Star of David (Part 2) 41:24 - Strange Things are Happening with Tomar 44:00 - Pool Time Machine
I'm glad to have the closure of them reconciling their definition of "clone" and I am in hysterics about the fact that it didn't change the conclusion of their argument AT ALL.
Zach just kinda gives you a scenario, and keeps tacking things on to get you to the only logical conclusion for how to respond and then laughs at you for reaching the logical conclusion
11:44 was when the hypothetical was answered for anyone saying that Matt and DD never gave Chris an answer. The point of that clone not being the original wrong doer is never fully refuted and Matt has committed to saying no twice now. From this point on whatever goes on leads nowhere and is incredibly funny.
It went on forever bc Chris simply refused to take “the clone doesn’t inherit the sins of the original, thus making torture cruel and unnecessary” for an answer lmaooo
He has a clone of Bestofgameplays with all his memories. He's a tiny perfect copy and Chris forces him to upload them to OneyPlays but he remembers uploading them to Bestofgameplays.
how to win the tiny hitler hypothetical (chris’ side) “If he had the opportunity to do it, he would; whether or not he actually has does not matter, it just matters that he would if he could.” how to win the tiny hitler hypo (ding dong and matt’s side) “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
The tiny clone one was WILD. They turn from "If it's YOUR hypothetical and you can say anything you want, couldn't you remove the portion that creates any moral ambiguity and make the answer clear and obvious?" to "That's not how clones work in the real world! You can't make them work that way in your fictional hypothetical where you can clone tiny war criminals!" I swear, they were dodging that question like it was a Dark Souls boss 😂Would you mess with a tiny being that fully believed they were a historical monster, but technically weren't; yes or no???
"The point of hypotheticals is to question your own morality" "What would you do if your uncle used a little creature in his pocket to fetch him his cigarettes and when he died he gave you little critter and he screams when you take a picture of him"
"IF HITLER IS A CLONE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IF HE'S 6 INCHES TALL HE'S NOT A PERFECT CLONE REEEEE" *meanwhile* "how did my wife hide that she was a sasquatch" "she wore makeup" lmao
@@-cyndaquil well its under the assumption that the clone retains every memory it has of the original, therefore the same dangerous ideologies and same evil intentions it once had. Given the power and circumstance, mini hitler would do everything original hitler would do But I guess killing it is enough, putting him in a jar is too much 🤔
Hypothetical: What if a giant slug descended from heaven, and started to read the script of each episode of the entire super mario brother's super show?
What would you do if you woke up one day and Inspector Gadget turned the air into mayonnaise, and at random times of day, big scary man comes over, holds you down and sniffs your feet to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme?
Straw Berry judging by ding dong’s twitter i think they’re doing pretty well! there’s been a lot of showcases for bippy (the game they’re making) recently and it looks really fun to play
Can we all agree that the next compilation that needs to happen should be called "the sounds of series:" and its the mental sounds of all the people on Oney Plays. Like I'd listen to a 1hr long video about Zach screaming or making crazy noises. E.g. when he screamed Mummy in Left for Dead.
![KRK - ชนิสรา Ft.WanMai , N/A [Official MV] Prod. By Sakarin](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C-WMwwYobcU/mqdefault.jpg)
![[FINALE] 💸ที่แท้พ่อเป็นผู้ถือหุ้นบริษัทพันล้าน เขากลับใจตอนนี้ก็สายไปแล้ว🙇🏻♂️#ละครคุณธรรม #short](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yFwgjTFISUI/mqdefault.jpg)
NOT A REUPLOAD - The original compilation of this was reviewed, edited, and updated by the original editor of the compilation, as well as the Oneyplays staff. Enjoy! - helixD (The management)
Hypothetical for te oney. Tomar pulls out a massive emerald from his head. He turns his head directly at you bug eyed and says "this is one of the super Tomar emeralds" what u do?
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest TH-camr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye onry
F1r3 Dud3 Um, Walk away?
It was nice seeing you in the newest Half in the Bag episode, Chris. Too bad you didn't have any lines.
@@789syrus789 Tomar tells "TOMAR CONTROL" then you slip a disk
I love how Chris’ answers to a lot of hypotheticals is just “I’d literally kill my self.” The second his life gets moderately harder he just ejects himself from the mortal coils.
I guess he's not one to suffer the slings and arrows that flesh is ere to.
I mean I would too
finger om the eject button
Am I the only one that does that in nightmares?
@@loneronin6813 and therefore conscious does not make cowards of us all
I love the blurry man hypothetical cause we find out if Chris discovers someone is vulnerable to attack he will kill them
And if he is without answer to kill himself
He is a true, red-blooded male.
@@ceyboard4296 hes a nu male jimmy
@@alyandjake9090 hey Jim, ya wanna join Antifa?
@@flytrapYTP "NO JIMMY, TAKE THE RED PILL!"
Chris’ dedication to the tiny hitler question is insane
Scientists must pursue the truth at all costs
I'm on chris's side for this one.
He was right in the end, they would be mad, they admitted it, he was right all along lol
If he wanted to make his arguement rock solid he could have added on to the same brain and memories that the clone wants to continue to commit more of the actions he thinks he already did..
seymour what are you doing here
“The point of hypotheticals is to question your own morality” ~OneyNG
Mama luigi
“Would you rather get a nice tan or talk to a man” ~OneyNG
Happiny : MAMA!
With Chris's answers he questions mortality
@@happiny4847 Thats the perfect hypothetical.
The worst thing that can happen to a person is being stuck in a room with Zach starting the sentence: What if...?
What if Zach was real?
That's because everything Zach says eventually becomes true
@@rowleyryan9025 that'd actually be terrifying
@@SolomanVandy He's like Strong Bad.
You misspelled best
That moment when they're at each others throats about being trapped in a room with tiny Hitler
They seem oddly defensive about tiny Hitler.
Well he didn't do anything
that part is always so funny because none of them will listen to each other and they just keep getting angrier about tiny hitler
I still to this day agree with Chris.
@Big OOF but tiny hitler still had bad intentions
I love how Oney hires devoted fans to actually do official stuff.
Hire? I heard he kicked down their door and said "you're coming with me little one" and grabbed them with his huge hand.
Bidgeon his gargantuan shit riddled crinkley ape fingers
@@bidgeon1423 He kicked down their door with his friend's Big Brown shoes
Jerma and Vinny do similar things it’s always great when creators give such nice opportunities to fans who as dedicated as the people who make these compilations
I Don't Think He Hires Them... I Think They Just Do It..
chris: these are dumb hypotheticals with no answer to give!
also chris: what if mario was curious and rubbed his chin
But, what if Mama Luigi?
@@dippin4dots Ding Dong: Would you Mama or Luigi?
@@Abdega Mama Luigi? Or Papa Mario
Wait no. Their're brothers
curiously
Chris - „The point of a hypothetical is to question your morality.“
Also Chris - „What if Ronald McDonald shot pus out of his nose and multiplied through mitosis?“
Also Also Chris: What if Mario was curious, and rubbed his chin curiously?
@@Abexian2234Also also also Chris - “What if I hit file instead?”
I love how Julian doesn’t even describe the blurry man in the alley as doing anything threatening or scary, he’s just standing there and Chris’s first thought is to attack and kill it
"Im gonna kill her dude" -chris
The tiny Hitler hypothetical is hilarious to me because everyone in the room except for Chris keeps trying to apply real world logic to a situation in which you have a tiny clone of Adolf Hitler, and in response Chris adds things to nullify that so he can get an answer, then they ask “why do you keep adding things god how am I supposed to keep up”
It makes me want to scream at all of them except Chris
They're strawmanning him because he used the incorrect word, instead of just correcting him or just, y'know, playing along.
@@Porkey_Minch Right, my friends do shit like this all the time, which is probably why I am so defensive of Chris
@@Kowhdee It annoyed the shit out of me too because this shit happens all the time in my friend group as well.
He seems like he just won't accept a no and demands they say yes
Julian is the first person to reference "homunculus" throughout the history of this let's play.
I think they talked about it in the heart of darkness let’s play too but idk if they mentioned it by name
Niall or Zach referenced a homunculus but that was after the DD and J left I think.
MeatQuaad I just finished both of the FMA series and this just makes all 7 of them hilarious to imagine
@MeatQuaad well, a homunculus is any living thing that is supposed to look like a human. I don't know if androids count, though, I think they have to be organic
And that's why dingdong and julian are better
My favorite part of the tiny hitler argument is how it only really exists because Chris wanted to bait his friends into saying "tiny hitler did nothing wrong"
No that isn’t it at all. It really frustrates me that people keep saying this. Matt and DingDong keep critiquing the hypothetical like it’s real life. It isn’t real life that’s why it’s a hypothetical! They just nitpick it without answering the real question.
@@lemonplayz4032 they did answer it though. They both said no and even explained why they said no.
@@lemonplayz4032 they immediately answer with reasoning but chris doesnt give in
@@edgaralonso8088 because they answered the question under the pretense of it being a clone that had no memories of being osama/hitler. At the same time, if they share the exact same memories, and the perfect copy believes itself to be hitler, what makes it a truly seperate person? If this perfect copy hitler was put into hitler's position, it would make the same decisions because at a fundamental level there is no difference between the perfect copy hitler and actual hitler, other than the fact that this hitler is only 6 inches tall. However, for the sake of this hypothetical, this has no influence on the perfect copy of hitler's intellegence or perception of himself. In any case, Chris's point makes sense, he just does a terrible job explaining it until the shapiffany follow up hypothetical, which is a much better version of the hitler hypothetical. Regardless of everything I said, I think we can agree that this shit is funny.
I love how the hitler hypothetical actually sparks dialogue still
I never imagined I'd hear such a passionate argument about the ethics of torturing a clone Osama/Hitler.
It's the first ever video i ever watched from them. I was crying from laughing so hard. Glad I found them.
OZAMA
Who cares if it's right, we're fucking around here, we were ok with killing a tiny blurry man who's sentient
fuck moral implications, it's just a funny hypothetical
It's not a clone. It's a copy.
@@pikapal91 THE HIGHEST
"What if the little man came out and then he ran up and grabbed your foot and then no sound came out of you anymore" is probably my favorite hypothetical in this video simply because the phrasing of "and then no sound came out of you anymore" is so fucking funny
My favorite bit about the Tiny Hitler debacle is that everyone immediately answers that they wouldn't torture a Tiny Hitler clone because he didn't do it even if he thought he did, but Chris just refused to accept it and the debacle avalanched into the greatest moment in the Kingdom Hearts playthrough.
No he pressed them cause they didn’t acknowledge the full question. They said if he’s a clone they wouldn’t care. But Chris said if he remembered everything. But then they say that isn’t how clones work, and it goes on like that. They won’t actually answer the full question!
@@lemonplayz4032 I mean Chris explains it then Matt says he still didn’t do anything so he did answer the whole question
@@weeniehutjrs1491 no, Matt and DD just didn't see it as a Hypothetical. It's "would you x or would you y" but they couldn't acknowledged Y.
If you were right then Matt wouldn't keep saying "it doesn't make sense".
@@wenbluepirate3954 I’m pretty sure they said it didn’t make sense because of how much new shit Christ adding to it
@@weeniehutjrs1491 He added stuff because they were latching onto irrelevant details so he was trying to solidify the hypothetical since they wouldn't shut up otherwise lol
Time to watch the full Tiny Hitler Clone Debate again
I never thought I hypothetical would make me want to personally meet Chris just to bring this up and defend him
flaford tranford defend him!?! I’m very much on the ding dong/Matt side
@@flaming_dickass Unpopular opinion: His hypothetical made sense.
Yeah me too. I’m not tryna get into a philosophical debate in the comments of an Oney video but he did have a point
It frustrated me to watch it because they wouldn't answer the wacky hypothetical, they'd just point out things that wouldn't make sense every time and go on and on and on about how it doesn't make sense
4:26 "These are dumb hypotheticals with no answers to give."
And this was BEFORE Zach joined...
Hypotheticals are supposed to make you think or question your own morality.
Mama Luigi
MAMUH XD
>oneyplays hypotheticals comp
>less than 4 hours long
Hmm
Hypothetically it could be longer.
what would you do if Oney plays hypotheticals was less than 40 min ?
only the cream of the crop for the fans
erm.
@@teomaster32 I'd probably be upset.
Timestamps (for those who want to jump to specific clips):
0:06 - Tiny Blurry Man
3:31 - Would You Rather Mama Luigi?
4:55 - Chris' Noodle
5:53 - Fairy Trump
6:31 - Ronald McPusNose
10:25 - Tiny Hitler Clone
22:50 - Shapiffany
27:37 - Banana Buddy
31:04 - Exposed Brain
33:10 - Red Pill or Blue Pill? (Bigfoot Edition)
36:44 - Sasquatch Wife
37:20 - BigFuck
38:04 - Curse of the Star of David (Part 1)
39:20 - Curse of the Star of David (Part 2)
41:24 - Strange Things are Happening with Tomar
44:00 - Pool Time Machine
Thank u. I was trying to find this for a while
The Hitler clone hypothetical alone takes up a quarter of the video lol
nice, can u find the hypothetical where itsl ike , a clone in ur head and u get trapped in the brain instead and ur like "you wont like what happens when i go through the back door" or smn
Tomar what would you do if all your loved ones died in front of you and you have that memory every hour of the day. You also lose your legs and arms and also your cognitive functions detoriate every year.
''I'd be pretty upset''
The whole tiny Hitler argument would be perfect for one of those parody asmr videos where it’s like, “Asmr bionicles while my parents argue in the background”
My favorite part of the Neo-Hitler Hypothetical is how deeply exasperated Chris sounds when he says 'you guys are not listening...'
I would be
It's like none of them have seen The 6th Day.
I know that was so frustrating. They keep getting hung up on the irrelevant details and so he has to modify the hypothetical. But then they point out the modifiers, which don’t matter unless they just answered question.
@@lemonplayz4032 they had already answered it but Chris wouldn't accept it and kept adding new scenarios, Matt even said In the tiny hitler scenario that he wouldn't torture the tiny hitler because they aren't the same person. In conclusion chris is horrible at explaining his hypothetical
@@pixlpuk3 Honestly I would have preferred it if they actually said WHAT THEY WOULD DO WITH TINY HITLER if they wouldn’t torture it. Then maybe Chris would have stopped tbh
Just got done watching best of kingdom hearts, so you already know I’m ready to go through another full sitting of “perfect copy of hitler but he’s small and you’re locked in a white room with no doors or windows and an oxygen tank”
And there it is: 10:27
And Donald gives you fire powers in a floating castle
They suddenly want a stupid hypothetical to make perfect sense otherwise they won't answer and would keep yelling
Chris's question is valid: is a clone of a person who did a horrible thing responsible for it because he believes he did it? utilitarianism? pragmatics? intent ethics?
Chris is just bad at talking and the others are being dumb on purpose
Why didnt chris just say its the actual hitler who is small? whyd it have to be a clone.
@@hihohe4067 Because of course they would mess with real Hitler, so it's a pointless hypothetical
The clone hypothetical with my friends:
Me: Hey if you had a six inch clone of Hitler would you torture it?
Them: Yeah it’d be funny
Me: Cool
NOO!!! YOU CAN'T TORTURE HIS CLONE HE DID NOTHING WRONG
haha funni tiny hitler go aaa
I use to do this same shit now hearing it and hearing the frustration I must have cause makes me so annoyed at myself.
When I use to do this I thought I was being funny and made it a game within myself to pick apart hypotheticals and purposely not address the point.
It's the dumbest shit.
@@oldnosoul4183 It's like someone saying "What if this happened?" and you kept answering "That would never happen!"
for everything hypothetical being asked to you
@@oldnosoul4183 I'm glad you came to that realisation. I've had similar situations in highschool asking "what if" and they say "that wouldn't happen" and it felt like I was talking to a brick wall.
@@Porkey_Minch heyyyyy talk about the devil
"You'd pour boiling milk on his face." Oh my god it really does all go back to boiling milk huh
It always ends in boiling milk
@@unknown4407 just like the earth
Pre Zach era hypothetical
Post Zach era hypotheticals
Zach really sets the atmosphere
Picture this hypothetical: Oney plays... with enemies.
with haters
oney plays with his mortal enemies
So with Arin?
@@thegreygoblin5165 oof
Oney plays with chris-chan
“I *fucking* said from the *fucking* beginning that he was *fucking* small!!” -Chris O’Neill
They're literally arguing semantics, but it's hilarious
erm actually I think they're actually called hypotheticals you Melvin.
One man's semantic is another man's most important detail.
I still find it so funny Zach laughs at Tomar saying he'd get the guy's plates, like that's an absolutely ridiculous thing to do
Ah, yes, my favourite Elton John song, Tiny Hitler
Hold me closer, Tiny Hitler...
Count the panzers on the highwaaaay
Lay me down inside my bunker
Ya had a busy day todaaaay
I legitimately wanna talk about the whole clone/perfect copy stuff. They stumble around the details, but it's basically the topic the game "SOMA" goes over, I think it's interesting
Do it. I'll say this, I think I get Chris's take. He was trying to say, if you had easy access to fuck with a bad dude without much danger, would you? He spun it the way he did to try to get a more heartfelt answer, and thought just saying it outright like "would you fuck over Hitler if you could?" would end up leading to an easy "of course I would, fuck that guy!"
Then the semantics came in. In that case I would argue this, that if a copy, clone, or anything else of a bad dude came about, fucking sucks to be him. How many other examples can you think of where people get fucked because of those that come before them? In this case I think I would side with better safe than sorry vs hoping for a chance this version could potentially be better instead of going on to harm many many more.
What do you think? Would you go about it differently?
@@DUHRIZEO but that's just it, if it was done right, for all intents and purposes they would have the some thoughts, interests, feelings and act the same as the original, the only way that would change would be from any large enough outside influence.
It would be a good psychological study about extreme violence/beliefs, if this perfect copy of Hitler could be made. Could he be rehabilitated to legitimately become a good person? If so what would it take, if not what does it say about the justice system?
Also would that mean everyone "bad" is irredeemable or is it just for those at the extremes.
I think morally if such a copy of Hitler was created, as the people that created him we wouldnt have the right to torture/hurt him as we would be the ones responsible for bringing his existence into the world, if you was to time travel and slap/assault the real hitler it would be different.
As we are aware of what he is likely to be like any actions that the copy would take, up to a given timeframe, would outright be the responsibility of the creators
The decrepit geezer on his death bed is my favorite voice second only to Zach’s high-pitched gibberish voice.
The secret to my life is this jewel...
*I LOVE-A DEE PIZZA!!*
STEAL YOUR PARENT’S KRRRRREEDIT KAAAAARDS
We all have shoes.
I like how Chris got incredibly angry when people didn't want to torture tiny osama or tiny hitler and wouldn't accept no for an answer
I'm pretty sure by that point he just wanted a vaguely thought out answer.
No that isn’t what happened at all. Essentially they didn’t answer the question at all. He said “What if this would happen?” And they said “Wait a second. That would never happen!” The hypothetical doesn’t need to be accurate to real life but they just nitpicked it as if it happened in real life.
@@lemonplayz4032 they answered the question a hundred times with "no, and because x." Is this Chris's alt account or something.
@@xp_shared6660 no, you are Matt's alt. They never answered. If I give you "choose 1 or 2" and you start yelling that 2 is not an option, when it is, you are the problem.
@@wenbluepirate3954 matt literally said that he wouldn't because the clone didn't commit the actual actions that hitler did, he just believes he did. Thinking those things isn't a crime, however messed up it may be. That's why ding dong added in the whole "your neighbor could be thinking these things too" bit. They both clearly reached a point of understanding with the question and said no but chris acted like that wasn't a valid answer.
I love how at 43:30 you can hear zach being genuinely shocked what chris asked tomar...right up until the point tomar answers 😂😂
That video is awful. I would've gasped too, but he put in the hammerhead shark part so I snortled through my nose and unclenched my fingers from my artery.
That "Tiny Hitler" hypothetical still gets me heated to this day.
"Hitler runs off with Shapifanny and leaves us all in the dust."
-Chris O'Neill
2:59 Julian’s muffled grunt was perfect
What if Tomar pulled out one of the seven iconic Tomar Emeralds out of his beard and made a video of hypotheticals using its powers?
His nose grows as large as a plane and he sucks up all the money in the world up his nostrils while rubbing his hands together
Would the emerald have all the same memories Tomar has?
how do you think this video exists
When all seven Tomar Emeralds are collected, all of the hypotheticals become real.
He is only one Tomar Emerald away to turn into the dreaded Tomar Avatar of Tomar, who will vanish the world in the darkness of his everlasting beard
Can y'all do a Tomar Impersonations please? They always crack me
Jaaayyyyyxxxxii
Jaaaxxy I'm Joshua tomaaaar
"I sound nothing like that!" -Tomar voice
"Jaxxy, do not make me put a bullet in your skull my sweet baby darling"
Jeff too even if it wont be a long vid, in which case get Jeff on more
This channel is slowly becoming sleepy cabin lol
Yep, and it's the best
I felt that way since the beginning
We just need Stamper to come back
@@greasyflea5502 I wonder how he's doing
God I miss Sleepycabin...
"a little guy hiding behind the fridge" reminds me of smiling friends, was this conversation the inspiration?
The Tiny Hitler Hypothetical will always be my favorite Oneyplays moment: Chris trying to do a hypothetical like normal, only for the rest of the group to gain sentience and argue with him over the logistics of cloning
Everyone defending Chris is forgetting that he got an answer immediately and he just got mad about the answer.
The "Tiny Clone" hypothetical always cracks me up.
Oney plays,
Best of:
Naming game files.
"Oh look, that's tomar"
Jumpscares
Fat Albert
Nostalgia critic/channel awesome
Freddy freaker.
Simpsons/family guy.
I know many people have done these but just under 'official' for the channel.
I would love a massive video of all the best animated videos. Although that could be a grey area when other peoples art is involved.
Loving these. Let's cleaning up better without having to constantly click on the next vid ha.
About that last bit, Oney's team would probably be upfront if they can't pay them, original animator's choice whether to let them include it or not.
I think there already is one for Chris naming stuff
Nostalgia critic has already 4 fanmade comps, although seeing an official one woud be cool.
I think the last one would be a great idea with a tweak or two. They would need the animators permission of course, first and foremost. I think it would be great if it was just small snippets from each animation that enticed the viewers to watch the original.
Every single one of those exists
Zach saying she blinked five times is the greatest thing that ever went in my ears
i really love how often chris brings up pouring boiling milk on peoples skulls. why does that seem to be his like go to? lol
the thought of pouring boiling milk on people makes me haha
0:06 - Tiny Blurry Man
3:31 - Would You Rather Mama Luigi?
4:55 - Chris' Noodle
5:53 - Fairy Trump
6:31 - Ronald McPusNose
10:25 - Tiny Hitler Clone
22:50 - Shapiffany
27:37 - Banana Buddy
31:04 - Exposed Brain
33:10 - Red Pill or Blue Pill? (Bigfoot Edition)
36:44 - Sasquatch Wife
37:20 - BigFuck
38:04 - Curse of the Star of David (Part 1)
39:20 - Curse of the Star of David (Part 2)
41:24 - Strange Things are Happening with Tomar
44:00 - Pool Time Machine
I like how Chris just wants to punch or kill everyone in each hypothetical
The part we all came here for- 10:26
You are a hero my good sir
thank you so much
when i pressed the time it just took me to a weird neko ad :(
I can only think of Matt-chan.
I came for Zach parts
I'm glad to have the closure of them reconciling their definition of "clone" and I am in hysterics about the fact that it didn't change the conclusion of their argument AT ALL.
Haha wouldn't be funny if she loved me back haha what a great hypothetical
Ding dong and Julian’s hypotheticals were always so strange, I miss those guys
Are they dead?
Jonas Mendoza yes, sadly
@@ajh9284 They moved away from cali because it was to expensive for them, thats what they said.
@@brainwashedape493 no, they died
Zach just kinda gives you a scenario, and keeps tacking things on to get you to the only logical conclusion for how to respond and then laughs at you for reaching the logical conclusion
When you realize 'tiny man' was actually probably what inspired the purple things in Smiling Friends
Iv’e been waiting for this my whole little life.
you need to watch the man...
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Your iconic singular little milky life
Man, this brought a tear to my eye knowing we'll never hear julio's iconic wheezing in new content ever again ;-;
I hope they do a reunion one day
pog
Boy do I have news for you
11:44 was when the hypothetical was answered for anyone saying that Matt and DD never gave Chris an answer. The point of that clone not being the original wrong doer is never fully refuted and Matt has committed to saying no twice now. From this point on whatever goes on leads nowhere and is incredibly funny.
It went on forever bc Chris simply refused to take “the clone doesn’t inherit the sins of the original, thus making torture cruel and unnecessary” for an answer lmaooo
@@samkuperman9035 It only got funnier from then on so I can't be annoyed at him about it
@@JoeLikesBlue very true loool
10:26 and 22:50 the legendary Tiny Hitler and Shipiffany hypotheticals
24:22 this is the most aggressive Banjo Kazooie playthrough every made
But would you rather Mama Luigi?
Yes
M A M A L U I G I
Moustafa Awad 4:35
Would you rather mama luigi or gay luigi? Perhaps lotsa spaghetti?
Mama or luigi?
18:53 absolutely in love with how Ding Dong screams “THAT’S NOT A PERFECT COPY” here
I love how Chris used to be the guy asking weird hypotheticals but now hes the one questioning all the details
He has a clone of Bestofgameplays with all his memories. He's a tiny perfect copy and Chris forces him to upload them to OneyPlays but he remembers uploading them to Bestofgameplays.
how to win the tiny hitler hypothetical (chris’ side)
“If he had the opportunity to do it, he would; whether or not he actually has does not matter, it just matters that he would if he could.”
how to win the tiny hitler hypo (ding dong and matt’s side)
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
dingdong being outrage that chris didnt want to use julian as an example is my favorite thing of their time together
Probably because it wasn't known yet at the time they were together, so Chris backtracked to not out them
wow what a great video i literally watched the whole thing already
You lier
Same I liked it
agreed, i also liked the whole video that i have just finished watching
ERM..Thats impossible. Good try, buddy
@@crapconnoisseur6691 we are time travellers you fool
The tiny clone one was WILD. They turn from "If it's YOUR hypothetical and you can say anything you want, couldn't you remove the portion that creates any moral ambiguity and make the answer clear and obvious?" to "That's not how clones work in the real world! You can't make them work that way in your fictional hypothetical where you can clone tiny war criminals!" I swear, they were dodging that question like it was a Dark Souls boss 😂Would you mess with a tiny being that fully believed they were a historical monster, but technically weren't; yes or no???
I love how Chris usually keeps adding stuff to the hypothetical until he gets the answer he wants
The end of the clone argument is 27:36 you’re welcome
Thank you I couldn’t stand it
@@heartbust4624 same, it's funny, but also migraine-inducing
In the Hitler debate Chris is basically saying would you torture a delusional man who believes that he was the one responsible for the holocaust
Chris's transitions from the joke to the actual hypothetical are so smooth I forgot I was watching a compilation
the fact that i’m 100% in agreement with Chris for the entire Tiny Hitler hypothetical makes it all the more frustrating and hilarious
4:17
Speaking of brown bricks, Mike recently re-uploaded that video onto Cinemassacre. Guess he's embraced the meme, many years later.
He also uploaded a dick pic to /r/cinemassacre. I'm not making that up
@@Skullkan6 Mike really likes people discussing his schmeat for whatever reason. Odd dude.
“Just say he’s a perfect copy!”
2 minutes later
“If he’s small he’s not a perfect copy!”
More than half of Chris’s hypotheticals can be answered by “I would be uncomfortable” or “I would literally just die”
Oh boy, oh boy, a new video. I need to get my celery and orange juice
I read that as cereal and orange juice.
julien doesnt get enough credit. that "and then he shoves me" at 8:42 was perfect and it always makes me laugh
"The point of hypotheticals is to question your own morality"
"What would you do if your uncle used a little creature in his pocket to fetch him his cigarettes and when he died he gave you little critter and he screams when you take a picture of him"
BEST OF Oney angrily trying to explain why his Hitler hypothetical was good actually
I haven't been this excited since Best of Zach!
"IF HITLER IS A CLONE HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IF HE'S 6 INCHES TALL HE'S NOT A PERFECT CLONE REEEEE"
*meanwhile*
"how did my wife hide that she was a sasquatch"
"she wore makeup"
lmao
34:44 Why is Zach obsessed with smacking snakes against the wall? He's mentioned this about 3 or 4 times now! 🤣
feels good to hear ding dong and julian. miss those boys
Next time I ask someone a question and they respond I’m going to scream ‘YOU CAN TALK?!’ And sprint away
5:25 goes well with the music
"This is the thinking man's channel."
- Ding Dong.
It's a perfectly lit dark alley. My favourite kind.
27:37 for anyone who has seen the clone hypotheticals 1000 times and feel like skipping them
Thanks you :>
I get chris' logic on the hitler clone, he really just needed one senntence to prove his point:
"What if he's gonna do all the stuff he did again?"
but the clone hasn’t done anything yet, why would i torture it if it didn’t do anything yet
@@-cyndaquil well its under the assumption that the clone retains every memory it has of the original, therefore the same dangerous ideologies and same evil intentions it once had. Given the power and circumstance, mini hitler would do everything original hitler would do
But I guess killing it is enough, putting him in a jar is too much 🤔
so let’s say that i have these dangerous ideologies but my target is you. Are you justified to kill and torture me?
@@-cyndaquilyes
@@Tttt-740Based
Hypothetical: What if a giant slug descended from heaven, and started to read the script of each episode of the entire super mario brother's super show?
What do you mean what if. What do I do
@@bezeani8836 i dunno man its a hypothetical
I'd listen to him.
I’m loving all this compilation videos being released. The hypotheticals are some of the funniest things in these videos.
hearing Matts lovely voice singing "osama~" brings the classic animated to mind. masterful compilation but i know there are more than this ',:^)
Thanks!
The Osama and/or Hitler Clone hypothetical is still one of the most angry and heated debates I've heard to this day XD
What would you do if you woke up one day and Inspector Gadget turned the air into mayonnaise, and at random times of day, big scary man comes over, holds you down and sniffs your feet to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme?
i cant even think of a funny response, this hypothetical situation is horrifying
scream
I'd scratch my head and rub my chin and say "Hmmm, something's definitely off today but I can't put my finger on it"
"*Rubs one big dandruff off my head* - I don't know about that"
I'd let out a big guffaw as I rub my big belly in happiness.
What if Ding Dong and Julian came back for a one off LP series: Kingdom Hearts 3
The best part is: its only 4 episodes long
i would torture it
Straw Berry
judging by ding dong’s twitter i think they’re doing pretty well! there’s been a lot of showcases for bippy (the game they’re making) recently and it looks really fun to play
Can we all agree that the next compilation that needs to happen should be called "the sounds of series:" and its the mental sounds of all the people on Oney Plays.
Like I'd listen to a 1hr long video about Zach screaming or making crazy noises. E.g. when he screamed Mummy in Left for Dead.