Maps I find USELESS
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on JackSucksAtGeography we upload a range of easy to watch geography related games. We mainly play Sporcle games like "naming all 197 countries". I successfully learned all 197 countries and plan to learn more Geography trivia. On this channel I also play Geoguessr. This is a game that uses Google Street View to drop you in a random location and you have to work out exactly where you are on the worldwide map. Geoguessr was created in 2013. If you want to see more from Jack he uploads different content to many other TH-cam channels, linked above!
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I already did 😎
Yoo
Hi
no
i think you're running out of ideas, Jack but sure
I like bananas
It’s so random… that I’ll give it a like
Good for u
Um ok?????
I like u hot stuff
@@Lizards291 I now
Kai jumping in with one post is me trying to reach the word count on my essay
Junping
Jumping*
@@aabhas11111 whoops, typo my bad
@@xshme all Gus mun
That’s true lol
5:25
this could be very useful for geoguessr
5:36 in poland we dont walk on crosswalks, we teleport
"Map of countries that use the mm/dd/yyyy date format"
Jack: "As if it's only the US!"
Belize: 'Am I a joke to you?"
True
US: I don’t even know who you are
And he also says that only a handful of countries drive on the right when it's actually driving in the left that's a minority.
@@SquarahKat I thought Canada used YYYY/MM/DD
us indonesia use that format
Jack is actually right about the Namibian panhandle. Back when Namibia was a german colony the germans wanted access to the river so they could row on it to the indian ocean. But fun fact, the river passes through one of the of the biggest waterfalls in the world which means they couldn't row on it so it was all useless
What’s the name of the waterfall?
@@Mahoot Victoria falls
@@andreii1610 thanks!
@@andreii1610 Of course
ok
0:18 maps i find inappropriate
4:18 They put North America with USA in USA-
Did anyone else notice that Jack called Zimbabwe Zambia?
Yes
The pedestrian map is actually useful for geoguessr
True because now when you see a pedestrian sign on geoguessr you know roughly where it is. If you got given Poland on geoguessr and you saw a pedestrian sign you would know straight away that the country was Poland.
@@colourfulcookiestopanimalt9008 As a polish person, you actually don't see a pedestrian sign a lot here
@@colourfulcookiestopanimalt9008 I just picked up a random polish crosswalk, and the map is wrong
@@colourfulcookiestopanimalt9008 what if he was not in a country in Europe?
the polish one is wrong, that staring person is only used in red crossing light
I am disappointed jack didn’t see Alabama being “ncest” in the us state with the first letter one
Ik
Whats it supposed to mean?
@@atlaslogan750 That one Lynryd Skynyrd song.
@@wms6101 Sweet Home Alabama?
@@atlaslogan750 The act of having children with your close family
3:35 thats nice
City called it both ways (Nice and Niece)
I didnt mean it like that but whatever... @@suchanyasakhiranrat8932
6:25, New Zealand is the center of attention, Just like it deserves.
Get it? Cuz New Zealand is in the center, WHATEVER
I love how Kai took over Jacks video for a while, just because it wasn't on 8 minutes
Same
Cos you get like 10% revenue if its under 8 pretty dumb
5:31 Oh god, I almost tought another arg was about to start.
Same
The standing person arg (all the clues in Poland)
when kai jumped in and reviewed the bonus map i thought he was going to do an arg type thing also
What is arg fr
7:09 belize is highlighted
05:35 basically, everyone tries to go away from Рoland
Uk: I’m not like those guys😎
Everyone: Bottle of water
Jack: Bo'oh'o'wa'er
more like every bri" ish person
All the bri"ish people be saying i" like tha"
That joke died a long time ago
I'm learning even more about Geography by just watching JackSucksAtGeography videos! epic
Just incase you want to learn more, check drew durnil out!
hiiiiiiii
What about mapmen
@@madsvigan2898 yes! i love mapman
@@JustAlfiee mapwaifu
7:26
I most definitely do not call frogs 'sausage leg demons' or 'elastic nightmares' lmao
had to get a kick out of the Togo map.
Bit of trivia: In the US there's a chain of sandwich shops called "Togo's", which started out min San Jose CA just south.of San Jose State University. BCk in 1970 I lived two blocks from the original, but the sign in front of the shop said "Submarine Sandwiches To Go". The people that introduced me to it called it "To Go's" for short, but the name eventually evolved to the one word Togo's. The guy that originally started it sold out in 1971, and the new owner not only incorporated but started franchising. I'd shopped at numbers 1, 2 (in a Sab Jose suburb named Campbell), 3 (in Santa Cruz near the boardwalk), and 4 (in Palo Alto not too far from HP world hq. After that, I lost count of which franchise locs popped up where. They're not as many stores as subway, but I prefer Togo's. Crest la vie.
4:18 the fact that the USA fits in the USA make me laugh
Ikr😂😂😂😂
I mean TECHNICALLY
"Earth Without Land" Is Like Cheese Burger Without Cheese.
It's like Garfield Minus Garfield. Better that way imo.
"What state are you from?"
" *tah* "
"That's a music note"
5:31 As a polish person, i see this as an absolute win
I always thought the "Nice people" map was a dig at the French and the nice people were in Monaco. 😂
imagine not recognizing the independence of monaco
@@awoken_444 ?
@@nathanaelsadgrove ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious
yeah i also thought that
6:30 as a person who lives in New Zealand 🇳🇿 this makes me feel very happy
1:29 in Texas you can carry a gun in your pocket without a permit but you need a permit to own an animal with a pocket.
Who knew Poland would be so scary when it comes to traffic
Love the whole "Maps I find ______" content, keep it up Jack!
nice profile pic
>:(
The fact I didnt even realised Ncest was Alabama for a sec 💀
Im
from alabama
6:57 actually Canada also uses mm/dd/yyyy simultaneously with dd/mm/yyyy so to avoid confusion if the day is below 12 we try to use yyyy/mm/dd but all three are valid.
The Polish signs are all hilarious. You could do a whole show.
The one that warns about pedestrians shows a man flying through the air after bouncing off the front of a car. The children walking to school have triangular butts.
We were driving the bus through central Poland and got a big chuckle out of an Uwaga! (Warning) sign that showed big black clouds with lightning bolts. Then, not five minutes down the road (this is really a true story), the sky went black and a lightning storm was all around us.
But nothing beats getting to the shore in Namibia after hours and hours driving through a great big desert, and seeing a red warning triangle sign that said SAND!
6:57 There actually is one other country that uses the mm/dd/yyyy
The country is Belize and you can see it if you look closely at central america
I saw lmao
Drew Durnil:
*We will watch your career with great interest*
Omg You're the real Kimmy, I'm also waiting for Jack to react to maps moving in hoi4 or eu4
I just watched Drew's video and came here randomly
Hi. Supreme leader.
i want another video like this, thi is so good
When Jack mentioned the creepy Poland pedestrian signs I immediately got an add for the movie scream
4:29
Pretty sure this is what the EU thought Britain meant by Brexit
True lmao
thats what britain made it out to be lol
Was I the only one who noticed in the if the uk was next to Japan they forgot Northern Ireland
They said gb
They said Britain. Northern Ireland is in Ireland not Britain
7:16 who is that!?
kai, jacks editor
Oh ok
Ohhh
Glad that we got to see some of Kai!
I'm now forever calling them jumpy green ninjas
@eats.alotsof_ass 7:11 this dude
@eats.alotsof_ass he’s the person who edits the videos
5:49 look at Alabama in the bottom right
Ncest
It should be Labama
7:09 Well, it’s like smallest to biggest but instead of the biggest amount of time it’s the biggest number that amount of time can be. There are 12 months, a possible of 31 Days, and and infinite amount of year numbers.
Can you do a second one of these!!!
7:05 Belize: hey I'm red too
Belize who also is shown to use the mm/dd/yyyy format on the map:
*It do be like that sometimes*
While Belize is the only other one that's red, Philippines, Palau, and Micronesia also tend to use that format. The US colonized those places, so the American influence is still apparent.
Yes i saw that too
Philippines uses both mm/dd/yyyy and dd/mm/yyyy but most citizens uses mm/dd/yyyy including me and dd/mm/yyyy is only used most of the time in food products
From the Philippines here! Yep we use MM/DD/YYYY
Canada also uses mm/dd/yyyy although we also use yyyy/mm/dd
@@wolfclaw3366 YYYY/MM/DD is also a good date format. I despise DD/MM/YYYY cuz it's really confusing
"What do you call frogs in the uk "
Me : " well , I call them frogs "
Is it just me? 😂🐸
7:00 as an American i can explain not only why we use month day year format, but also why it’s the best way. In normal conversation, most if not all Americans say June 13th, 2020, not 13th of June 2020, so we write it like that to have consistency from such speech to writing.
5:31 the poland one is creepy
thats why everyone seems to be walking away from it
Except UK
At the moment the glitch effect happened and the screen went blank for a split second, I full expected a Kai ARG.
FROG IS FROG
Lol
the way Jack just baby- splained all the jokes is hillarious
I can’t express how happy I was when Kai pronounced Norfolk as “Nor-fik”
He is English right?
@@weareafteryou3975 I've heard English people mispronounce it fairly often, but It's mostly just that Americans mispronounce it wayyy more often.
That's how you pronounce it? Interesting
@@ethandoesmusic I don’t know if it’s there’s an official way, but it’s how most locals pronounce it.
@@nxyuu Ok. I never really tried to pronounce it so idk it's pronunciation
0:04
The water which is not yellow: *Reality can be whatever i desire*
Have to say rewatching this Jack looks better now
3:59 BIH:i want to have place with sea.Croatia:Just a little bit.
6:33
Finally, a TH-camr that appreciates New Zealander’s and our country
There is more TH-camr Appreciate New Zealand
🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿
3:20 New Zealand 🇳🇿:- Why are we still here? Just to suffer!
Small island: am nonexistent.
"As if it's only the US"
Belize: *Am I a joke to you?*
1:45 oh hell nah 💀
5:56 look at Alabama
0:23 I am wheezing😂
Easter Island: 🗿
Washington District of Columbia: 🍆
Stonehenge: 🦶
1:47 woah Jack, what are you linking us too? Lmfao
At 6:57he said I assumed it was like driving on the right there was a few countries but there's only a few that drive on the left
5:50, might wanna check alabama
what happened with it
why does it say that tho?
@@laineylain incest is romantic/sexual relationships with relatives, and Alabama is known for incest
@@laineylain incest - aka alabama
@@laineylain*incest*
3:50 the impostors are in there
insert among us music
When de poster is sus
6:58 I live in America, and I think it’s great, after all you guys say (for example) may 9th 2024, that follows the mm/dd/yyyy format.
6:57 Jack Welsh: As If Is Only The US
Belize: 😐 You Should Have Bought Glasses At That Time
Bro I didn’t see Belize the world map is not that good quality
@@ItsAmro THEN GET GLASSES
@@maxlovesdogs1551 I said not that good Quality don’t be so mean
@@ItsAmro ….. That’s Not What I Ment
Can’t believe he missed Alabama in the states with no 1st letter…. Sweet home Alabama!
Drew also missed it
@@insertname2insertsurname216drew durnil?
6:39 Map perfection! 🇳🇿 🥝
2:47 FINALLY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME
"Im going to north Antarctica"
"Which part"
"What? "
Was nice to see Kai make an appearance
Hey Jack, I think you should learn the currency of every country of the world. Amazing content btw
6:55 I'm pretty sure the Philippines also uses mm/dd/yyyy.
no?? they use dd/mm/yyyy
@@0638 Nah bruh I'm a filipino and I live in the philippines, we use mm/dd/yyyy.
@@KrisPBacon69 really
Apparently I am from a city where Frogs parents unnecessarily call their kids “bob Hoskins”
7:23 ah yes
I'm a frog
Good job Kai that was great, been a while since we’ve seen you on Jacks channel
As a polish person, i can confirm that the pedestrian actually is different on the signs
That strike will never be forgotten😂😂
5:44 He didn't catch the Alabama joke
I found out I'm meant to be calling frogs "Alan" so...
🐸This is Alan!
People: oh my god I forgot Bouvet Island… but it's just a little island and nobody can see…
Jack: LAUNCH THE MISSILES!
5:31 poland: Í̵̡͇͕͕̬͆̏̀̽̄͊̄͒͆̇̄̆͠͠ ̶͖̮͖̰̏̀͑̂W̷̨̥̝͚͈̓̏̌̿̉͊̊͊͋̇̎̀ͅI̷̺͎̥̖̜̓́́̉̅͋͗̑̀̾̀͆̕L̷̨͕̠̜̪̰̃̿̏̀̿͊̌̾̈̅̎͘̚͘Ḽ̵̡̙͎͑͒̎́ ̵͉̝̳͉͇̟͔̺̯̠̈́̅̑͐͒̿̌K̷̢͓̤͕̫͈͎̭̣͙̦̃́̋̽͋̇̐͛̈́͆̓͘͝I̸͖̙̓̀͋͛Ļ̶̨̛̺̞͉͚͙̞̳͎̣̙̳̋̍̒̾͊̓͌͑̕̚͘̕L̶̡͍̰̮͇̭̰̰̺̪̘͋̇́̓̓̆͋̒̑͌̿͜͝ ̴̛̯͉̞̥̲͒̂̎͂̓̓̕̕̕Ŷ̴̘̰̠̦̺̞͖̝̘̜̬͈̬̓̀̎Ǫ̴̦̹̅͊̑͝U̸̡̺̪̲̝̘̩͕̙̯͆̀̋̒̈̉
The "Earth without land" map is like saying "Dream's music without the ear pain"
Lmao
Fair
I laughed for a good 30 seconds after reading this
The music arent that bad that it can hurt ur ears
@@David242Rblx r/ihadastroke
2:00 The fish in rivers, lakes and ponds: Am I nonexistent?
1:47 🤨📸
7:06 I also use the mm/dd/yyyy format. I like in Canada.
0:11 umm MASTERPIECE
3:06 What about New Zealand?
7:05 I went to grab something quickly and came back and thought jack shape shifted
4:49 his laugh is great
"Ew Mexico"
- Donald Trump, probably
Lol.
Lol
3:11
Even Jack left New Zealand out
Miley Cyprus cracked me up 😂
Congratulation to 800k Jack.
Poland has ascended and no longer needs legs, we just float to our destination
Jack is becoming drew durnil slowly every day
I was about to comment that LOL
Exactly what I'm thinking!
Ikr
@@SvensssonboiMapping i wont complain tho, i love them both
@@abdulllllahhh true extra content
7:08
Belize: HEY DUDE I DO IT TUUUUU
The mm/did/yyyy format one also included Belize