Cartman has a plan
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- Cartman plans to get rid of Heidi after she makes him late to the pumpkin patch.
Plotting clips combined with the results.
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South Park Season 21 Episode 6
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Blu-Ray cover for the Season 21 box set
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Comedy Central
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He never looks that angry
He's entering in puberty
There was one time he got so mad that he turned so so red
There was that one time when he chopped up someone parents then fed them to him
Yeah that’s what makes it really creepy
GMONT28 What did Heidi do to Cartman for him to have that look?
Cartman is an evil genius when he’s happy. Imagine what he’s capable of when he’s mad.
He minces people and makes chillies
Ted Tula yep Scott tenerman was his opus of hate
Just ask Scott Tennorman...
When he's grown up, he will be able to trick Batman into eating Alfred, Superman into killing Lois and John Wick into killing his own dog.
Why would you do that? You remember what PC principal did to him
“What’s the scariest part of town? Ross dress for less, that’s right.”
I work for Ross dress for less in florida and this is so ridiculous lmao
@Sasquatch Ross has good shit man and I would know good shit.
....there's still a Ross here oh God lol
Why is it so scary, and what exactly is Ross Dress for Less?
@@TheBleepings is Ross dress for less a scary place?
Last time he looked at someone like that they ended up eating there parents..
I won’t ever eat chili again 😂
Mm the tears are so yummy
Cartman : nooooo I am a ginger’s children ...😂
Their*
Adam Nortmann Hey we got a smart guy!!!!! You knew what the person meant you correcting Connie.
He's litterly murdered a kids parents and fed them to him and he STILL didn't look that angry
@Mike Smith so basically he still killed them
@Mike Smith hes still the reason they're dead
U know the father he killed was his own dad aswell. He killed his own father and made a ginger eat him
*killed his own father & half-brother's mom.
@@SSgtChitEPanz Yea, I guess thats a more accurate way of saying it
Cartman when he’s with Heidi: OMG I HATE HER
Cartman when he’s not with Heidi: keeps calling her until they make up
I'm betting when Heidi became Cartman, she would've cut off the Mitch Conner hand in Fractured But Whole
My ex was like that..
that's not even Cartman-specific ... that's like 10% of all men who have gf's
lol that’s me
Sounds like my shitty ex
"You don't understand, she has no time management skills whatsoever!"
That's every girl ever
@@thomaspritchett3972 Incel
@@goofybutserious4807 what it's true I have 4 sisters who does this kind of thing every time and mom does it too
@@thomaspritchett3972 that still doesn't mean it's every girl.
@@goofybutserious4807 yes it does
I love it when they zoom on characters and they have those faces and the creepy music
Any of you know any othdr scenes similar to this besiedes the shining one
Shining reference
@@VictorMartinez-rc8zu just look up Kubrick Stare
@@walkerassasin277 thought it was closer to clockwork orange with the milk and all
Pretty sure butters has a couple of these when he’s doing processor chaos shit lol
The fact that cartman may be serious when he says he would kill someone for Kyle
He IS lmato
Dude, have you still not realized that, while being racist and xenophobic, cartman is gay for kyle
Cartman’s only redeeming trait is that deep down, he DOES care about his friends. Lmao.
He was concerned for Butters in “grounded vindaloop”
He showed empathy for Stan in the vaccine special.”
He’s saved Kyle’s life more than once.
They’re rare occasions but they’re there.
@@unslaadkrosis3489 yeah he is a terrible friend but a the same time he is a good one, he show no doubt to help his friends with f up plans, i cant explaind but he is somehow loyal even when he dont care about them
@@olivermarcos6205 hahaha don't forget he can be a total asshole too and buy the kidney blocker 9000 instead of donating his kidney to save Kyle's life lol.
Everyboby gangster until cartman gets mad 😳
👿
When he's really pissed he usually kills and makes other parents arrested
Scott Tenermen learned that the hard way
PC principal did whoop him good, so...
Nah Cartmans gangster until he gets his ass whooped by a girl
I am scared of Cartman. When he is grown up, he will be able of tricking John Wick into killing his own dog.
🤣ok that made me laugh more than it was supposed to
And eating it.
Fuck no
He actualy turns into a shitty plumber
Got CHEESE ? deadass he was successful at first
1:30 Kyle’s face perfectly encapsulates how everyone feels about Cartman’s bullshit
I like that kenny was the only one seeing cartman's evilness and anger and was extremely concerned
He was just looking at Butters when he was talking
Yeah his eyes move toward the direction of the person talking who are Stan and butters
Kenny had no reaction whatsoever lol however Kyle had a huge problem with it.
Eric Cartman You are weird man.
@Eric Cartman Are you autistic?
Cartman's face is my expression when I'm jamming to my favorite song and someone makes me take my earbuds out to talk to me.
This made me laugh more then it should have. 😂😂😂
*o k b o m m e r*
@@Kablowshky dude XD
And it never fails , it's always your favorite song
Maybe stop being so fuckin antisocial and speak to people.
"What's the scariest place in town?"
"Ross: Dress for Less, that's right."
My traumatic childhood experience of being forced to walk around this annoying fucking store with my mom is coming back to me
Bro when ever my mom would force me to go in would get so annoyed but whenever we were shopping for me I would never get annoyed
Youll be back
I can still hear the shuffling of hangers on those racks!😭
1:30 Kyle's face is priceless!
1:42
cartman looks possessed...
I think it's a ref to Clockwork Orange. Cartman is Alex DeLarge, of course. I think the "milk" placed in the frame is meant to tip you off. Alex drinks milk while pondering how next to employ his gang of "droogs" (from the Russian word for 'friend') in a fun night of "ultraviolence."
Fun fact: in the book, Alex doesn't have a last name, but Stanley Kubrick decided to call him "DeLarge" for a last name b/c this one time in the book and movie he bangs two (I think) 12 yr old girls while he's maybe 16, and during the book version his inner monologue calls himself "Alex The Large"
@@Citi2en_V41n Reading this threw a flashback at me about my English 3 teacher being a hypocrite..
It's actually very scary to see Cartman like this, usually his face is always calm and composed when he's plotting his victims downfall, but here you can tell he's aiming all of his unfettered hatred for Heidi uncontrolled, I'm surprised that nobody felthis anger Coming off from him
Geez man.. Cartman's rage-stare at the beginning is terrifying as fuck.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Butters: *want to kill a non-existent, fictional monster*
Cartman: *wants to murder an actual civilian*
I feel stupider after watching this. But not as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
It wasn't fiction. There was an actual witch going around South Park kidnapping children 😂
Cartman murdered a kids parents and fed them to the kid so aint new
All because he missed the pumpkin patch
One of the greatest and wonderful shows ever made.
Love how Kenny's the only one who notices cartman's anger
"She has NO time management skills whatsoever!!!"
For all of Cartman's jackassery, he DOES have a point on Heidi's bad time management skills.
@@CrossoverFan4life Lmao, she got ready for a pumpkin patch sale that already ended when they arrived.
This reminds me of Shrek 2 when King Harold had an angry look at shrek in the dinner scene
1:31 Judging by Kyle’s face, dumping a nice girl because of poor time management is pretty stupid.
It kind of is. I feel like it's understandable to be upset about that... but you should probably talk to your partner about that and be patient that they move on from that. That's a super petty reason to break up with someone if it has only happened like once or twice thus far in the relationship and honestly it can be easily remedied with a conversation. However if it gets too much and y'all are late all the time to stuff because of your partner not being responsible (plus you already talked to them about all of that and they aren't even showing signs of changing) then maybe thats a discrepancy in the relationship and y'all aren't compatible.
It is, a lot of relationships are like this. I've been in relationships, and this has happened to me before. The only reason Cartman is angry is because he's spoiled and greedy, not to mention petty, but we all knew that. Him complaining, is pretty childish no pun intended.
Travis Livengood 😂😂😂
@@Only1Noodle He literally IS a child.
@@155chipmunkz A child that's capable of adult intelligence. He could literally start his own agency company.
Hah, Cartman even waves at Heidi lol
nazi wave EVER
That dialogue 2:30 is way underrated. It's like people think you're a victim blamer for having common sense.
When he waved back at the girl, it killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Pretty sure that’s a “The Shining” reference as that’s the face and atmosphere used when Jack became homicidal.
Exactly..
Thank you Captain Obvious
idk why but i got more of a clockwork orange vibe from it though
@@swaglevi4315 The face Cartmans making is actually a reference to Kubrick in general. The face Cartman gives is a Kubrick stare which was often used by Kubrick to indicate that a character was at peak insanity
@@GraveyBones epic
"Sorry guys, sorry"
Wait I forgot, they used that moment in this episode as well as the Cthulhu trilogy?
*"Sigh.* It's gonna be a while." This is so unironically funny to me.
I like how they were going to get Pizza after the deed in his plan.
Some might think cartman is stupid, but he’s secretly genius when making his plans.
He is stupid but the problem is, the whole town and world is stupid too
Yeah he really is
I don’t think anybody thinks he’s stupid.
One of my favorite scenes in South Park...Ross Dress For Less, that's right
Feck in die
😂🤣
“ What is the creepiest place in town? Ross dress for less that’s right” 😂😂😂
It seems like y’all are talking about how mad Cartman is so let me talk about how sweet Kyle is. 1:15
I thought Kyle was pretty despicable tbh the real reason he wanted Cartman to dump her was because he clearly started to have a crush on her and when they do break up he dates her almost instantly like they say "a shoulder to cry on is a dick to ride on" but nah imagine if your friend started dating your ex after begging you to dump her whether you loved her or not you'd be right to never speak to them again
@@Freakcheeks Well, Kyle has said Cartman isnt his friend and also, Cartman treats him like bullsht most of the time
The people that write this show are geniuses.
I like how Kenny’s the only one to realize Cartman’s angry
Yh the only one to witness angry cartman 😳
His face is killing me 💀
I love how Cartman's nightmare is being happy and genuinely cared for
*Waves hand slightly then puts hand back on milk*
Never mess with Cartman's plans
I love how Butters calls him Eric
Cartman’s “Who Cares About a Witch ?!?!” had me in absolute stitches !!! His friends are worried about a witch blowing up pumpkin patches and he’s just completely glosses over that cause his girlfriend is driving him nuts 😂😂😂
Are you trying to blame the victim lool
and then the apology directly to the audience
I WILL HAVE YOUR BADGE SIR!!!
@@QuadzillaThaGoat "Sorry folks, sorry."
"Clothing should never lead to assault" says the feminist who tries to fight you for wearing a MAGA hat
Paul Miller “sir this is a Walgreens”
The relationship between Eric and Heidi made Polanski's Bitter Moon seem like a kindergarten
1:27 the irony of this statement when Cartman is the reason Kyle doesn't have a girlfriend 🤣 I mean he sabotaged his chances with Nicole!
Cartman is like con-artists: They get so used to going to absurd lengths to make a quick buck and overly complex and contrived schemes to scam people that when given actual opportunities to apply themselves that are legitimately easier and give more money, they don't, and continue doing things the hardest way possible. Kyle was right from the start, if he had just broken up with her he wouldn't have had to go in a circle only to end up back where he started
Ok soyjak
0:26 The nicest thing Eric ever done is waving at Heidi.😆😆
"Who cares about a witch, my life is a living hell guys" 🤣
Cartman is really in some serious toxic relationship 😆
Heide makes me think about my mom when she'd take me to the grocery store and say she's just grabbing "a couple things" I had cartmans face then lol
Thus is more like the real Cartman...😂😅😅
"Cartman has a plan" so is cartman Dutch now
Huh?
@@itsmetarik if you played rdr2 you would get it
Dutch plan der linde - Eric cartplan
He's literally Dutch-Irish.
I think he has dutch roots
The angry wave Cartman did at Heidi is such a realistic emotional gesture
Cartman has a legit Jack Torrence impression.
That evil stare from cartman is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen
“I had a goddamn plan”
“I WILL HAVE YOUR BADGE SIR”
2:12 I loved how he said that.
2:12 *deeper voice* hoho I’m counting on it 😈
I love how Ken just keeps looking over at cartman Like :bro r u good 😥
That was the moment I realized the old Cartman would return.
And the moment I prayed for mercy on the decent people(and Kyle) that thought it was over.
I love how Kenny is the only one noticing him being super angry the whole time
Cartman really didn't deserve such a girl. This part of the show was just messed up.
Nah man i was really happy for him
I wonder how he reacted when he found out she was a vegan.
@@155chipmunkz he made her fat
@@EfeAksoy08 The fuck? Even if you liked Cartman, this is literally an episode dedicated to how Cartman _isn't_ enjoying the relationship. So much so that he planned to get her killed. How can you be happy for him over something he's unhappy and ready to kill someone about?
@@Пинагод Who are you trying to impress?
My favorite Cartman moment
They should be worried about priests snatching children in Southpark not witches
@Alex F its an actual episode..
@Alex F theres more than one priest in south park
@@jackslepowron5905 Oh yeah, with the "clean up crew" or sth
Nah,it's not wrong to be worried about Knives killing people, priests being the Guns.
Somehow Heidi didn’t see that angry face when she waved at him lol
Cartman be looking like Jack Torrance
IKR??.😂
The animation of evil Cartman is stellar😂
"The creepiest place in town is Ross." I differ from that. The worst is Home Depot then Walmart and so on. Ross is also in the top 5.
Idk blockbuster pretty scary now too 😂😂😂
Ho'w s HD worse than Walmart
- in US reality or SP reality universe -
ROSS DRESS FOR LESS scariest place in town
I'm dead 😂
I just like how Kenny is looking at him
the whole cartman heidi love story is just so sad
Especially when he fed her meat. I'm a vegetarian and if someone did that to me they're DEAD.
1:30 Fine, just leave me to suffer. Next time you want me to kill someone for you just forget about it 😂
That’s the scariest face I’ve ever seen Cartman make.
This was one of my favorite episodes next to the one before it when Cartman and Hedi go to the park finding there are so few kids in the playground due to most of them on social media.
Heidi's worst day is one of your faves. I wish she had never had the bad luck to meet him.
Man merkt, wie viel Arbeit hier drin steckt.
0:13 me when I am trying to concentrate I look mad af lol
This is probably the most angry cartman has ever been
The face not even Scott would make him have
Bro really said 😠
I love how they’ve been in 4th grade for 23 years
0:24 you poor damn fool. You have no idea what hell beast you unleashed.
Carmen looks like he’s about to turn into the quiet kid
I'm a little surprised, I'd have thought Cartman would be more concerned with his Halloween candy than trying to dump a girl.
She ruined his chances at getting a good pumpkin because of her, to him, time management issues. Halloween for this season was kind of messed up anyway, so trick-or-treating would've been difficult to do. That's why the boys were trying to come up with a plan to get rid of the witch so that Halloween could be normal again.
LMAO my girlfriend is exactly like Heidi. She takes forever to get ready. I feel Cartman’s pain…
I mean, are you gonna try and kill your girlfriend? Then yes you feel Cartman's pain
@@callumrangan1061 We all been there. I feel Cartmans pain too.
pain? Then you dont love her enough bruh i hope she is with someone else
Cartmen - legend!!😂😂😂
If anyone frowns at you without eyebrows go into witness protection
The look on Kyle's face at the end was a mild comprehension of what Cartman was talking about XD
Dude when he said the style of leaderhosen and I realized at the same time what the outfit was I died
Eric changed his mood so fast-
I wonder how many people remember that this is all Butter's fault 😂
I love cartman’s angry face 😂❤️
He covered up the water mark so he wouldn’t get striked.
Will only slow it down a bit. I reckon this video will be gone in a week or two
DJ Samson it’s been three months
@@captinnapkin0211 lmao
@@DJSamsonofficial its been about a year now my dude
0:25 With what Cartman is capable of doing in his revenge you have to fear when he puts that face.
1:10 Kyle has a point. Look at what Eric did to her.
0:15 "Visitors!"
The Kubrick stare
The way he looks angry at the beginning is how I give death stares to people
I support Eric in any endeavour he sets his mind to.
Like killing a kids parents and feeding them to him in homemade chili🤙
You're an awful person.
Bruh i would too not because i agree but i wouldnd want to be in Bad terme with him
@@Krystalmyth simp
Cartman really said, "Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. Has to happen."