cotzy is like the polar opposite of politicised gaming. politicised talks about the history of the country hes playing. cotzy rushes germany at the start, and just starts talking about crack.
hes getting aided he didnt "casually beat the shit out of all of europe not even trying to". spec is nice only if you have the resources to sustain it. look at 5:53 to 6:00. you cant get max manpower and 1 billion in 2 ticks. this is not the only time, 6:38, 7:08, 7:30, 8:11. also france gave him his entire country for, like, free xd
I remember when I was playing Spain, I lost all my land, became nomadic, and by being a scum I made the Spanish Empire. It was NOT worth it. Over 12 hours of my life wasted.
My name is Bartholomew, and I've come to realize that the choices we make can echo through time like thunder across a barren landscape. I once believed I was untouchable, wielding my influence over pixels and data in a virtual world where consequences seemed distant and inconsequential. But now, as I sit here in my cell, the weight of my actions bears down on me like an unyielding burden. It all started innocently enough-or so I thought. Rise of Nations was more than just a game to me; it was a canvas upon which I painted my ambitions and frustrations. As a seasoned player, I reveled in the competition, strategizing and maneuvering to assert my dominance. But somewhere along the way, competition morphed into something darker. I began to prey on younger players, exploiting their inexperience and vulnerability. In my pursuit of victory, I stooped to bullying tactics-taunting, harassing, and belittling those who dared to challenge me. The anonymity of the online world shielded me from guilt or remorse. After all, it was just a game, right? But my actions didn't go unnoticed. Complaints flooded the game's forums and community boards. Concerned parents voiced their outrage over the toxic environment I fostered. The game's developers, faced with mounting pressure, took decisive action. Legal notices arrived, accusing me of cyberbullying and violating the game's terms of service. The consequences escalated swiftly and mercilessly. My wife, whom I had once cherished as my anchor in turbulent seas, could no longer tolerate the shame and disgrace. She left, taking our vows and dreams with her. The once-sturdy foundation of our marriage crumbled under the weight of my transgressions. As public outcry intensified, so did the ripple effects of my actions. A civil war erupted in the online community, with factions forming to either defend or condemn my behavior. The media seized upon the story, portraying me as a symbol of unchecked power and moral decay in the digital age. Amidst the chaos, legal proceedings loomed ominously on the horizon. I faced a barrage of lawsuits, not only from affected players and their families but also from advocacy groups championing online safety and mental health. The courtroom became my new battleground, where evidence of my digital reign of terror was laid bare for all to see. The verdict was swift and severe. The judge, unmoved by my pleas for leniency, handed down a sentence that shattered any illusions of invincibility I once held. I was to serve 75 years in prison-a lifetime behind bars for crimes committed in the virtual realm. Now, as I sit in solitude, Saint Helena feels less like a remote island and more like a prison within a prison. The walls are not just physical but also psychological, closing in around me with each passing day. I am left to ponder the wreckage of my life, haunted by the faces of those I harmed and the loved ones I lost. My mother, Erik, visits occasionally-a pillar of unwavering support amidst the wreckage of my shattered reputation. Her presence is a reminder of the unconditional love that survives even the darkest of storms. Yet, I cannot escape the bitter truth: I am here because of choices I made, actions I took without considering the consequences. In the silence of my cell, I am confronted with the harsh reality of accountability. The virtual world I once ruled with impunity has exacted a toll far greater than any victory could justify. My name is Bartholomew, and this is my lament-a cautionary tale of power unchecked, consequences ignored, and the devastating price of hubris.
I once had a game as Poland where I repelled Russia with Ukraine and defeated Germany. But I ended up with 0 manpower, and got steamrolled by France :( Quit the game after that.
did you just download tiktok and see a comment using that? this shit doesn’t even fit the context, like did you literally open tiktok and go right to the comment section? and it’s like a month old.
Me: how am I going to take on another TH-camr in RON if they are the goat at it? (Me realizing that all I have to do is to watch how he plays and then I will know how to win.)
Hi cotzy! I'd like to share with you my best strategy I've ever made, I call it "winning the war" usually, to win wars, you can use units to capture cities to make the enemy capitulate, thank me later 😁😁
yea it was early early game so - i only built elec (-25M$) - he built tons of factories to make consumers (-100M$) - since it was so early he didnt have enough money to do anything basically so when i got his capital by rushing into him after dealing with his troops there was nothing he could do early game can be easily won like that- cuz the game revolves around money and manpower
cotzy is like the polar opposite of politicised gaming. politicised talks about the history of the country hes playing. cotzy rushes germany at the start, and just starts talking about crack.
i hope he talks about pure colombian someday
wikipedia history class
@@Cotzy_W
btw politizized is better youtuber but u still good
@@MONKE-COOL545 incorrect pal
i love how he casualy beat the shit out of all of europe not even trying to
new spec update is very fair
@@Cotzy_ ikr
Italy: 🤫🧏
W vid fr fr
hes getting aided he didnt "casually beat the shit out of all of europe not even trying to". spec is nice only if you have the resources to sustain it. look at 5:53 to 6:00. you cant get max manpower and 1 billion in 2 ticks. this is not the only time, 6:38, 7:08, 7:30, 8:11. also france gave him his entire country for, like, free xd
Losing to the Italian Empire is cursed; even Ethiopia and Greece are embarrassed 😭
How is this 16h ago if the video was 7h ago 😭
@@Communist_Kuwaitiwithknifemember
@@Fr1edSteam ohhhhhh thx
-Beats all of superpowers of europe
-Loses to crappy italian empire
-Refuses to elaborate
I absolutely loved the whole random crack story. And just being hit with "that's kinda like me and rise of nations"
i won that last war i pinky promise
Sure you did
I believe you 🗿
Pinky promise with a black dude on top????
100%. i dont see any land missing. nope.
Average polish player spamming infantry then dying to Russia's tank spam:
Losing to italian empire is embarrising like ethipia would beat you up
currently not embarrassed
@@Cotzy_it happens to the worst of us( so not me )
@@Younothim-u2t hater
@@KenyonThatcher its a joke
0:42 HELL YEA MORE SPLATOON MUSIC!!!!
Now this is what u call an underrated youtuber
That crack story is crazy
is true 😔
bro losing to italia empire is like.
embarassinggggg.
thats the point of the video ✨
@@Cotzy_I think italy stole ur crack skills or sum idk
0:16 every gamblers words before they loose their entire house in one night.
Real
I wish i was addicted to winning
maybe being addicted to winning is the friends we made along the way
@@Cotzy_ I lost all my friends along the way
@Cotzy_ I lost all my friends LOL I'm addicted to ron
I survived an invasion from the number one superpower in a server because of your tactics
bro really had "There`s nothing we can do" treatment
alright how did he win a 5v1 as poland
Bro remembered dying was gay but then Italy gave him amnesia
cotzy you should do needles mid war for boosted performance 🙏🏽
I hate it when I keep winning.
same right??
Love yo content bro🤝
@@Cotzy_ please keep making this kind of content 😭🙏🙏
Europe: We lose!
Italy: Me no💀💀💀💀
Ah yes Poland , the best nation
femboy nation
@@Cotzy_ only some parts 🫣
@@Cotzy_ only in some parts 🫣
@@Cotzy_ real
@@Cotzy_ thats why it is the best nation. Srry my intrusive thoughts won
Lowkey bros cookin
on gyat?
@@Cotzy_ on skibidi
1 minute ago is arousing
insane comment pull
RON to Crack than back to RON amazing
It’s a good day when Cotzy uploads
I remember when I was playing Spain, I lost all my land, became nomadic, and by being a scum I made the Spanish Empire. It was NOT worth it. Over 12 hours of my life wasted.
New youtuber im gonna binge?
good
Man i feel so nostalgic watching this game.. used to play this like an addict and a sweat.
The game isnt that old 😂😂😂
@@simmarmasken True, but it still feels nostalgic for some reason
11:03 Donald trump simulator, Lmaooo
My name is Bartholomew, and I've come to realize that the choices we make can echo through time like thunder across a barren landscape. I once believed I was untouchable, wielding my influence over pixels and data in a virtual world where consequences seemed distant and inconsequential. But now, as I sit here in my cell, the weight of my actions bears down on me like an unyielding burden.
It all started innocently enough-or so I thought. Rise of Nations was more than just a game to me; it was a canvas upon which I painted my ambitions and frustrations. As a seasoned player, I reveled in the competition, strategizing and maneuvering to assert my dominance. But somewhere along the way, competition morphed into something darker.
I began to prey on younger players, exploiting their inexperience and vulnerability. In my pursuit of victory, I stooped to bullying tactics-taunting, harassing, and belittling those who dared to challenge me. The anonymity of the online world shielded me from guilt or remorse. After all, it was just a game, right?
But my actions didn't go unnoticed. Complaints flooded the game's forums and community boards. Concerned parents voiced their outrage over the toxic environment I fostered. The game's developers, faced with mounting pressure, took decisive action. Legal notices arrived, accusing me of cyberbullying and violating the game's terms of service.
The consequences escalated swiftly and mercilessly. My wife, whom I had once cherished as my anchor in turbulent seas, could no longer tolerate the shame and disgrace. She left, taking our vows and dreams with her. The once-sturdy foundation of our marriage crumbled under the weight of my transgressions.
As public outcry intensified, so did the ripple effects of my actions. A civil war erupted in the online community, with factions forming to either defend or condemn my behavior. The media seized upon the story, portraying me as a symbol of unchecked power and moral decay in the digital age.
Amidst the chaos, legal proceedings loomed ominously on the horizon. I faced a barrage of lawsuits, not only from affected players and their families but also from advocacy groups championing online safety and mental health. The courtroom became my new battleground, where evidence of my digital reign of terror was laid bare for all to see.
The verdict was swift and severe. The judge, unmoved by my pleas for leniency, handed down a sentence that shattered any illusions of invincibility I once held. I was to serve 75 years in prison-a lifetime behind bars for crimes committed in the virtual realm.
Now, as I sit in solitude, Saint Helena feels less like a remote island and more like a prison within a prison. The walls are not just physical but also psychological, closing in around me with each passing day. I am left to ponder the wreckage of my life, haunted by the faces of those I harmed and the loved ones I lost.
My mother, Erik, visits occasionally-a pillar of unwavering support amidst the wreckage of my shattered reputation. Her presence is a reminder of the unconditional love that survives even the darkest of storms. Yet, I cannot escape the bitter truth: I am here because of choices I made, actions I took without considering the consequences.
In the silence of my cell, I am confronted with the harsh reality of accountability. The virtual world I once ruled with impunity has exacted a toll far greater than any victory could justify. My name is Bartholomew, and this is my lament-a cautionary tale of power unchecked, consequences ignored, and the devastating price of hubris.
.............
7:31 this is so funny lmao
Crazy how he got a ww2 situation with russia the uk the french and the USA on his ass and still won.
Just goes to show polish superiority.
hey
hey
7:36 *URRAAAAAAAHHHHH*
i love your content bro keep it up ❤
Bro, are you serious. That was actually me playing Germany. No frikin way dude
I once had a game as Poland where I repelled Russia with Ukraine and defeated Germany.
But I ended up with 0 manpower, and got steamrolled by France :(
Quit the game after that.
But cotzy yiu gotta admit russia had a crazy debut offense
everyone did, i was basically playing as base poland the entire time
Always fun to watch Cotzy win the at the map game
bro got handed a total of 3 billion skull troops throughout the video
based
the most based
i cant stop i cant stop...
i tink bro is A- train
bro killed robin
Bro can u do like a 1 hour tutorial on rise of nations i know the basics but navy, ideologies, the tech tree etc.
who failed this guy from the polish art school💀
this guy is funny while playing ron Ilove it
I dont know how to play this game but, it is really interesting u playing it.
thank you thank you, what games are you into?
@@Cotzy_ not my comment but id like to play along with your question, dummynation is my goto game since i play mobile only
Crackhead problems relatable from portland
bro almost conquered the whole europe
SPLATOON MUSIC!
Usa, France, UK, Ukraine, Italy and Russia vs poland?
yup
10 billion in debt is insane
i just cant stop winning
@@Cotzy_ i can't stop, i can't stop
Poor Austria always alone 😢 0:47
whats that song in the bg
entropical - splatoon
driftville city - pokemon
you say chat alot do you have a twitch or is it just cause
for fun
@@Cotzy_ you should stream ron
just put my fries in the bag
you’re hilarious
did you just download tiktok and see a comment using that? this shit doesn’t even fit the context, like did you literally open tiktok and go right to the comment section? and it’s like a month old.
@@U_niqueynot reading allat
New cotzy yoooo
and you better enjoy the video
@@Cotzy_ xD
Great video!
glad you enjoyed it
10k subs gg!
Me: how am I going to take on another TH-camr in RON if they are the goat at it? (Me realizing that all I have to do is to watch how he plays and then I will know how to win.)
you reached 10k subs buddy
Italy really just made u quit 😂
Cotzy never stops to refill us with his c- (content)
im gonna stop saying dumb stuff like this alr
Dang... Remember when Rise of nations was so different? Remember when russia was blue? Canada was purple France was Green. Look at where we are now.
ambatublow
What doctrine is best these days? Most of the time I start with spec and when I got infantry and all I go to stayic lines
spec is the best now after the new update, they’ll probably nerf it soon though so keep an eye out.
@@Cotzy_ Alright, thank you! So I don't have to switch to static lines mid game.
Poland vs world
How did u start with the second best experience ???
im the UK in this video i had no idea he was a yt
and i had no idea what to do
and i was low on money :(
LOL no worries
@@Cotzy_ ok
i fly landed in my drink and i drink it
real
the realest
play em belarusians.. 😼😼
hellloo I wast the Italian Empire
I was just trying to make an invincible alliance.
Can you leave the chat on and interact with them abit it’s kinda funny seeing them rage
i could
Understandable
Ur such a Good girl
Should u go do specialization or static lines
Static lines if your a small nation that will mostly be defending, specializaiton if you have a strong economy and tons of manpower.
whats the song in the first half??
Noice!
nice
Holy shit how much has this game change?
Combustion
i love your videos :3
Bros him
am i?
@@Cotzy_ yes
bro even changed his flag
the crack story is true im the crack mom
Hi cotzy! I'd like to share with you my best strategy I've ever made, I call it "winning the war" usually, to win wars, you can use units to capture cities to make the enemy capitulate, thank me later 😁😁
game changing
#1 shockingly shocking fact that will shock the rocks out of your socks.
Cozty u should fight smackdatgame in rise of nations
Hi cotzy it's me gwc
oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!
@@Cotzy_ real
I'm A freaky Freak
896 views in an hour? Bro went up
Hi cobby ily
You really should try the walking dead man
i have the smae problem
hello sir can you play the taiwan?
who gave my son 10b mid war
Static lines is still better-
First song name?
how do you get this good bro
COTZY… i wish i could join the discord…. ;-;
The average Germany player😑😑
yea it was early early game so
- i only built elec (-25M$)
- he built tons of factories to make consumers (-100M$)
- since it was so early he didnt have enough money to do anything basically so when i got his capital by rushing into him after dealing with his troops there was nothing he could do
early game can be easily won like that- cuz the game revolves around money and manpower