I Almost Became An Amputee
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ส.ค. 2024
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I hope everything gets better Technoblade stay healthy and safe
Yee
@@poolist no
@@poolist shut
How are you verified and get barely views
When I read ur comment, idk why, but I heard it as jack manifolds voice
stay safe legend techno...
Technoblade with 1 Arm would be the Best Handicap against Dream cause hes Bad
*Trollge*
Sheesh 8 minutes ago 271 likes and a checkmark imma leave this comment before this blows up
The blade will never die!!!
I felt like I saw ur channel before and then I realised TOFFUS TROLLED YOUR STREAM BEFORE LIKE ABOUT A MONTH AGO BEFORE
the true legend
This shit is kinda haunting rewatching it cuz I wasn't even scared after watching this originally but now it's just insane how he could have kept so positive.
It's crazy how when this was uploaded we were all thinking it'll be fine. Rest in peace king ❤
Why he did not get his arm removed ?
@@its_a_prank_bro im pretty sure that by the time that was an option the cancer had spread past his arm
@@mylosenwesky8248 sad
@@its_a_prank_brostage 4 cancer basically means it has already started to spread past the original body part, cancer gets carried around in the blood stream and attaches itself into other parts of the body, you basically get multiple cancers all in one go, thats why it's so fatal
"Having two arms is convenient, I'd like to continue this trend." I really do enjoy his humor.
Ikr
He's not here with us anymore..
Yeah it hurt
He was saying that quote as soon as I was reading this comment.
@@pluto_09924 You think we don't know?
Only techno would immediately think of jokes after hearing he had to remove an arm
He would make jokes so other people feel uncomfortable and don’t know whether to laugh or not lol
It do the same thing 😎
True
Jokes weren't the first thing he thought of honey.
@@sploofmcsterra4786 shouldve thought this comment was a joke when you first saw it
Best wishes go out to Techno. Also, 4:23 was too hilarious to not mention
Why hello there mr average Adrian
cheese
Hello Adrian..
hello there terraria/minecraft youtuber
What is a terraria player doing here
As I rewatch I start to realize just how screwed he was since the beginning. Things were not getting better, he was just treating them so lightly with us that we thought they were.
yeah, looking back on the videos now he never said he was gonna be okay. and he straight up said removing his arm would not increase his survivability, but no one caught what that meant
He wanted his fans to not be stressed with his burden
It’s sad to know that this entire video he was telling us he was doing ok but the truth was he knew probably from the very beginning he was going to pass on. I also can’t believe how strong he was to sit there and laugh about it, the man literally joked about his own death. A year and a bit on he is still a legend and will always be the king of Minecraft. And no matter what happens…technoblade….never….dies!
If you've watched Tommy read his will on the smp, he makes jokes from beyond the grave through the game he loved so much. Technoblade was truly irreplaceable and left a dent in the world. I remember the day it happened most of my school was quiet, upset, and shocked. He will be missed
@@NviusProducer ide just got back 2 days before from a 3 moth military ex in Canada. It was my first day back in work. Woke up 2 hrs after it was posted
@@SHADOWBLADE8182 the long pause at 1:03 shows how he really felt about his situation.
I should not be laughing this hard watching this video 😂 glad you’re staying in good spirits & hanging in there through treatment techno!
No reply?
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I caaaaannn't dude, the day techno doesn't make a joke about a serious illness is the day the entire planet collapses. Love you Techno, glad you're better and fingers crossed for a quick recovery
he is quite literally unstoppable
agreed and hi btw
true
@@nuggettea yeah
Damn you’re a bit egotistical. Talking to yourself and about how you “love yourself”.
Hearing it now, it was definitely too late for techno. He sounds so normal and positive like he usually does, making jokes every once in a while. I didn’t understand it before, but since Techno’s doctor said it would make no difference whether he amputated the arm or not means that the cancer had already spread past the arm…
I could’ve never prepared myself for what had happened to Techno.
honestly when watching I thought he was gonna be fine and get healthy but watching it back it was 100% too late, rip technoblade
This information makes it hurt more. I miss him so much.
Damn, I didn’t even realize that. I guess that would mean that it was already too late
If he do chemo he would s be with us
he did do chemo
On Reddit his father said that the surgeon advised him against the amputation so he could have a better life in the 6-12 months he had left
where is the post?
If he knew he was probably going to die, why didn't he prepare for his death?
@@massivecowbreakout7555he did. something about his siblings getting to go to college. i haven’t seen the video in a while, so i could be a bit wrong. it hurts
@@massivecowbreakout7555 Who says he didnt?
@@dhans9662 his father
Absolute legend, Wishing you a healthy recovery bro
Gamers
@@Tommo3756 stop
@@Tommo3756 why do you have to beg for subs
you're supposed to earn subs not beg for subs
Edit : wow so you edit your comment to make me look like an idiot
(nice)
@@7pan cap
@@7pan bruh soemone here is literally seriously ill and your saying that he faked it? How is that going to benefit him?
I love how he still stays happy and positive after all of this painful experience! Get better dude!
Juusst Read my name DUDE
Ngl this kinda seems like your likebotting your comments
1.4k+ likes and 1 reply......sus
@@BigGIsCool probably because i am verified 🤷♂️
@@CreativePig true ._.
Bro now he could flex that 205 bones he got.
He is built different now.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought he was getting better, rewatching this almost after a year, feels terrible to remember myself getting my hopes up and now…
I feel the same I didn’t care anymore thinking he would survive and then it happened it was terrible I almost cry
ong. i swear i remember him saying his cancer was almost gone and he was getting better. next thing you know we get hit with the news
i know, at that point i didn’t really watch minecraft videos anymore, so i just thought “oh good he’s doing fine, the cancers basically gone”
it’s so sad to think about
techno wanted you to be happier that is why he kept this attitude because he loved us and wanted us to smile though the pain just like how he smiled till the very end. God rest his soul I hope if there is a heaven and hell im going down but i just want to give him one hug in heaven which will be worth the entirety of torture
@@owendrake2748Hell is supposed to be undescribably terrible, I don't think u would want to experience that.
The fact that he knew he was going to die and just accepted it and continued to act so positively and act like it’s nothing really shows what kind of a person technoblade is. Rest In Peace.
The long pause at 1:03 shows how he really felt.
It was part of the joke
Techno: almost gets his arm amputated
Also techno: thinking about the jokes he'll tell about it
Almost?? He got like 1/4 of of his arm removed, at least now when techno wins a tournament he can brag he won with less than 2 arms
@@Bro1212_ and then his fans will be mad at him if he loses like "broooo you didn't win that 1v10 with 1 arm? Clapppeed"
@@littleredruri I mean yea, who wouldn’t win against some of the best Mc players with one arm. If techno loses he’s bald, or more bald then he is now.
thanks narrator
@@Bro1212_ idk why but that last part of the joke was the funniest dark humor
I just love that Techno's plan if he got his arm off was to just screw with everyone. Truely someone to aspire to be like.
“Ok guys here’s the elbo-… oh yea forgot they removed it because of the cancer.” Video ends*
imagine he still owns minecraft players with one arm... BACK TO THE STEERING WHEEL BOIIIS
Agree
“Hey guys we just hit 10 mil, you know what that means...”
**camera pans to severed arm**
Ik he sounds funny there but I wouldve genuinely cried if that wouldve happened
I remember watching this and just thinking that I KNEW that he would get better bc he sounded so confident and i thought everything would be okay, but it wasn’t
Me to I remember being all happy that he was going to get through it
mm
rewatching this "series" made me realize that our healthcare system failed him
yeah it's actually amazing how the doctors screwed up.
First they tell him they gotta amputate his arm next week
then they postpone the surgery twice
then they present him an option that is just plain stupid and has no advantages for that
they seemingly didn't tell him what muscles they'll take
American?
@@HasufelyArod Yes
@@doctor_alfa i think the reason they presented him that option was it might slow the cancer down, i think at this point the cancer was too far to stop and he knew he only had a few months. amputation mightve brought more months but wouldve reduced quality of life.
not really tho. its cancer, theres kinda only so much you can do
Doctor: "we may have to amputate your arm"
Techno: *imagines all the one arm related jokes he could make*
@Sound City (best and based) bot
@Sound City (best and based) what content? You don't have any uploads.
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
…
Techno wakes up and hears the doctor saying that they amputated the wrong arm.
That's the way to do it
"I almost lost my arm, anyway buy my merch!" Lol
Its great how Techno can still be happy and funny while he is going through this situation. Get better soon.
ho ho ho
ikr
@UC_gyXAw0EAha1FElBJcFU6A what?
He.... Did not get better.
Fate chose otherwise.
@@raffihakim278 I know. He still promoted his merch though 🥲
Looking back on what was actually going on, Techno _must_ have known how screwed he was. He was only making seem so lighthearted to make us feel better. Even in the final stage of his life, he didn't want us to worry.
The joy in his voice. At this point they were telling him he wasn't going to survive. He knew it, I feel so bad that he didn't tell us.
“WAKE UP!!! YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SLEEPING PILLS!!!” Is the funniest sentence ever
Only Technoblade would laugh maniacally at the line "I was gonna traumatize millions".
Lowkey mood though
Lol thats what makes him technoblade
Not only technoblade laughed at that sorry but it's true
I know I'm an awful person
@@suryanshgupta7037 Agreed
I don’t know who will read this but I have to get this off my chest. My mom was recently diagnosed with breast cancer and just seeing Techno be so nonchalant about it just gives me a spec of hope for my mom. Thank you Techno’s family for being so strong. Technoblade never dies.
Praying for you, best of wishes to your mother.
I’m
I’m praying my Fortnite name is Spyjamestx if you need to talk
I’m praying
Call bless your mother. I hope she gets well.❤
She dead probably ngl home boy☠️
Coming back almost a year after his passing, every video just hits so different now and every moment is worth so much , we take the things we have for granted until they are gone, it felt so strange to laugh at this video again yet ina good way it reminded me of all the joy Techo brought while he was with us, Rest In Peace Technoblade King Of Minecraft
Damn it's been that long.
I remember being at my grandmaws working out and It said that he uploaded, it was so long nerds... I started fuckin cryin and my grandmother that didn't even know who he was even fealt bad, I cryed my self to sleep, and it was the day that I figured out We have the same name to...
very well said we take things for granted and unfortunately never stop
😢
Doc: "We might have to amputate your arm."
Techno: "Lemme take a moment." *Furiously writes down jokes about being an amputee*
I can imagine a 2 page Word document filled with jokes containing several grammatical errors
Doc: “this pig agroing”
try looking at the description
XD
lol
Now when techno says "I'm just built different" he means it literally
@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 you are biased, not based.
Bots really went from “technoblade is faking his cancer” to “he deserves it cause my content is better”
@Sound Nation 🅥 you don’t have content
@UCTEs0YfW_Ulj42iEDYzjrRQ and neither do you
No he needs to remake the meme (when he gets better) with his arm and like just be like IM BUILT DIFFERENT I HAVE 205 BONES IN MY BODY
that 0.01%, man why did they gave him this fate 😭
You aren't very good at maths, ar you?
@@Pomeranc470 0.01% of cancer means that the cancer started to spread elsewhere (aka metastasized)
It had already spread, the amputation didn't do shi, and the doctor knew very well, by that time techno lungs were filled with cancers cells
the only man who truly laughs in the face of death. rest in peace, Technoblade
"Dude, wake up. YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SLEEPING PILLS"
I can'tttt- this man is peak comedy
lolol ain’t he alr sleeping
Not really but yea kinda funny
@@sining0 that's the joke
Can we just say how calm he is about the entire situation? He's acting like he scraped his knee.
Because he knows that worrying won't get him anything !
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Literally I panic more about a scraped knee than he is acting with this
He’s acting calm because he knows technoblade never dies
"Scrapped" implies he turned his knee to scrap. "Scraped" means he barely scartched it.
Watching this video now hits like a 18 wheeler Truck. Rest well Techno you've gotta defeat the big guy and Conquer the heaven. Miss you Technoblade 👑🐷❤
Idk. I know his death is sad but I'm letting myself laugh at these halarius jokes.
Cancer 😢😢😢😢😢
maybe his plan was for Cancer to get him and face the heavens in his prime and conquer the divine realm
He'll get all the potatoes up there too
They always said "when pigs fly" but he flew higher then we ever did.
Fly high, rest in peace
i don't know how you can stay so positive during such a painful period. you're amazing man im glad you're back and doing well
@@poolist shut.
Agree
Hi Melt i can fruitbridge :o
At least he isn't cooking meth
Same and hi melt I was watching your livestream earlier today
Bro techno takes the phrase “look at the positives” to another level. He found every positive possible to having *cancer* it’s either techno has the mental of a soldier or his story telling is really really good. Long live techno,he never dies.
He really did, and yes, technoblade never dies
he did fight the great potato war so the mentality part is definitely true
Techno gonna get older than the queen
Or he is a lich, they didn't use a 45.acp
I think veing negative about it wouldn't get him anywhere. So I mean it's not realy positive mindset but its more like a mature mindset. It's just like it is. People daily have horrible struggles a now he is one of the people that have these struggles, so there's no other choice than endure it and not cry about it. Overall it's just rare seeing someone who actually understands that problem xdd That's why we love Techno... He never is pretentious
he was the one going through everything and yet he still hoped it wasn't too heavy for US, that is some dedication to his fans mental wellbeing. Rest easy king! (also his alternate plan for the amputation is hilariously morbid)
I think Alex knew at this point that he was not gonna make it. But his incredible wit made us all laugh. Technoblade will truly never die. o7
Techno, after having his body practically taken apart bit by bit: "God felt the need to nerf me and honestly, I don't blame him for trying."
they removed his arm and yet he won
And it didn't even work,techno's just bUILT DIF-
@@SilicosisNotBeta not fully, just the tumor I think, and they took out part of his quadricep and put it there.
We all know that that cancer was odered by all other minecraft youtubers just to nerf techno.
Just like Accelerator in To Aru. (anime refrence)
LMAO XD
"Having two arms is convenient. I would like to continue this trend"
Good luck Techno! Stay strong!
@@shitcrazyyy9024 no
@@shitcrazyyy9024 Wow. I just pulled it up on youtube. Straight up trash.
This didn't age well...
Technoblade never dies
Yep, stay strong 🥹
man, it still hits me how i can walk away from this video feeling goddamn inspired, hopeful for a man who is already gone. i mean really, how many people have this much charisma in absolutely any situation including the extremely scary ones? holy hell, what a completely overpowered perspective and attitude about life this guy had.
This man is actually a legend. He's gone through so much and he's still laughing and joking throughout, we love you techno
hello
And he still bully nerds in skywars
Yessir
doesn't make him a legend, he just cant do anything about it lol
“Wake up, you need to take your sleeping pills” best quote I’ve ever heard
7:00
HE SAID THAT AS I READ THIS COMMENT XD
He took it so lightly, he shouldn't have gone away Rest well Technoblade because YOU HAVE TO CONQUER THE HEAVEN o7
I have watched the minecraft scene for over a decade at this point but never really watched technoblade. But seeing this man being so strong and being able to joke while he was going through so much almost brought me to tears. Rip 🙏
"man he has quads"
glad to see this man having his sense of humour even through this devastation of a thing (gws)
@Sound City (best and based) I’m 80% sure you get bullied at nursery
@@Iambasicallybetter lmao
@@Iambasicallybetter and im 101% sure his parents left him there and never came back
@@Iambasicallybetter fr theyre so miserable i can only guess that the bot owner got owned at minecraft by technoblade
and is taking it way too seriously, i feel sorry for their parents
my heart started racing the second he said "amputation" while he's just laughing and making jokes about it, techno is so cool
Yee
He’s the coolest.
Yes
Same I was so scared
omg same
My biggest question about technoblades sad passing, is how the heck this man when from close to a
Full recovery. To him literally losing his incredible life
Yeah can someone please explain what went t wrong
I never really watched techno but from What Im getting, he knew he wasnt getting better. He knew this was it. He just sugar coated it so much it sounded like he was getting better.
He fought to the end. He might not have won, but he built an amazing community along the way. Rest easy techno.
“Wake up, you’ve got to take your sleeping pills” made me smile and laugh so unexpectedly; keep on fighting Techno.
Agree
@SC (Best TH-camr, cry harder bitches) Stop being rude
@@alexandthephoenix9154 don’t bother with him. He has no one in his life that loves him.
@@alexandthephoenix9154 its a bot doe
@@ZombinhoGames Oh
Techno’s doctor is the type of person to look at an arm and ask: “Is anyone gonna amputate that?” And almost not wait for an answer
aapie Flora is the type of person to look at a technoblade video and ask: “Is anyone gonna tell a funny joke about this?” And not wait for an answer
@Sound City you didnt watch the vidio or?
@@LuigisLegend I rhink the other guy was joking aswell
@@krejzitime i dont think so.he spams that exact same massage under allot of comments
wilbursoot uses COPYRIGHT DMCA!!
What a true man. He’s humor, his optimism, he maintains every bit of them even facing death door. I don’t even know this guy before, I’m only here for the morbid curiosity. Now I’m left ashamed of myself and amazed by this man. I thought I’m so jaded that nothing can engage my soul anymore but listening to him truly inspires me. If there is afterlife, when the day come I will go find your spirit there and tell you how awesome you are.
Im sad i just came across his videos. Man this guy was a real one…
Def top 10 internet dudes ive seen in my many years. RIP brother
As a one-armed person, the "If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands" song kills me. I wouldn't clap my hands and other people would ask me why I wasn't happy. Anyways, glad Techno didn't lose his hand!
Just hit yo thighs innit?
*arm
So are you happy I can't recognize
@@shahidkarim9910 this is what my friend decided to do, sadly we havnt met in person yet but we talk all the time and we talked about this 😂 makes jokes on it all the time
How long did it take to type that comment
Technoblade's *"it is what it is"* postivive attitude is so under-rated. Not many youtubers are *this* level of chill, let alone when it comes to life changing traumatic events.
one day i hope to reach such levels of positiveness and chill that having literal cancer is not a big deal
It's not traumatic for him if he's positive about it. What a giga-chad
I honestly love this guy..
Ikr ;0;
repent
never watched Technoblade growing up but decided to watch this video after seeing the tribute video, and damn. How do I explain this, what he's talking about is so serious but he was so comedic about it that as he's talking about losing a bone and how people should be embarassed about having 206 I actually teared up smiling. Wish I could have been one of his viewers growing up
I feel they should've gave him an amputation, he could possibly still be alive to this day but I dont know
I agree it’s a shame R.I.P
I think it was too late regardless 😢
Techno said even if he had amputated it wouldn't have completely got rid of the cancer. The cancer had spread too far to get rid of completely. It was a ticking time bomb it was never gonna go away completely he was gonna die soon enough.
“Would amputating my arm increases my survival odds”
DOC: *THATS THE NEAT PART, IT WONT*
@𝘍𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰 🅥 ok bot
@SC [High Quality Videos] fatherless behaviour
@@C-Midori wow I did not need to need that
@SC [High Quality Videos] what are you trying to accomplish you don't even have any videos
@КОБЯКОВ 🅥 beta found, opinion rejected
Community: I don’t know if I should joke about this, this is serious stuff
Technoblade: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!
...
"followed by awkward silence"
@Jack Wrath another fatherless child
@Foodistzen hater.exe
@Foodistzen Shut you are just gealous
"See you all next time" hits so hard when i heard that and all the good news it thought he had it in the bag like not dying to cancer but next thing we know yee so long techno thank you for everything that u have done and fly high king
Bro I remember when this first came out in 2021. I was surprised but I brushed it off, thinking everything would be normal. I wish it was.
[Insert person]: "did you got the cancer removed?"
Techno: "Yes"
[Insert Person]: "What did it cost?"
Techno: *"My Quadriceps and a Bone"*
@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 what
@@sofia2561 they are a troll
@@sofia2561 its a troll bot
@Jack Wrath (Based) 👑 that's very uncool
@@wolf-fang oh
This man was this close to losing an arm and still wished everyone a merry christmas. He truly is an incredibly strong person
So?
@Sound City (best and based) no.
@@CryptoMark0 K ¥ $
What how hard is it to say merry Christmas
I love when ppl don't even try putting effort in the comments
His parents are weeping while techno’s still making one arm jokes
Rewatching these really makes me think what could’ve been.
He felt pain but waited a few days before seeking medical attention
His major arm surgery was delayed by 10 days. Then TWO weeks because the plastic surgeons were “busy.”
Time matters in these scenarios
no, the surgery was completely successful. his arm did not kill him, his lungs absolutely filled with tumors did
@@smiletwt yeah but the tumours in his lungs came from the tumour in his arm. Malignant tumours spreads so what OP is trying to say is if they had removed it earlier it may not have spread/spread as much. That surgery to remove the OG tumour may have been successful but it had already spread :(
@@jessicalamb3284 it already spread even before they found out he had cancer. the only thing that could’ve saved him was getting diagnosed much much earlier
@@smiletwt that is true, and it was just a whole domino effect of disasters and he didn't deserve to die. Cancer is just horrible.
@jessicalamb3284 Cancer is horrible I don't understand how we have all these technological advances but we can't cure cancer
Techno is just laughing at the face of cancer, you have to admire his confidence
As "Casual Geographic" would say, the man has pure honey badger energy.
he is a true chad
Hopefully when hes offline hes still staying positive
TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES!!!!
@@thaliacrafts407 omg yes I love Casual Geographic
"Would amputating increase my survival offs?"
"No, not really"
"Well then WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT"
603 likes no coments
Welp now 604 likes and one comment
@@R4inb0WGUTZ_d0tz1p ikr why
666 likes 😈
dang only 1 xtra like in a year
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 NO!
I learned about this dude today, man he is hillarious, it sucks that the best people sometimes gets the in worst hand delt.
It seemed like everything was going to be ok. His strength throughout is admirable. The surprise only made the news worse. Watching this I had a bitter taste in my mouth but I know he's in a better place now and he died fighting. Regards to the Technoblade family. Fly high, King.
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
“Doc, doc, did you get the cancer?”
“You have cancer? Wow, that’s crazy, you should see a doctor about that”
I’m DYING, Techno’s sense of humour is fantastic
I’m at that part right now, currently dying👍
3:37
Right my man is on another level of humor
@@faded_joshua2995 im so sorry to hear that , hope ur doing better
@@wyamith4539 doing great, for sure, for sure
kinda crazy how mans is boutta hit the 10M subs goal he's been talking about since 2013
Yes
what's up checkmark
3089
hi thorty u smell
wasn't expecting to see you here thorty
Man, this kid too having part of his arm amputated like a true Rock Star. So inspiring that he kept a good attitude throughout all of this horrifying crap. He didn't deserve that hand to be delt to him, and the world is a worse place without him.
R.I.P. Master Blade
God I remember freaking out to my friends and crying when this came out, but they reassured me that it would be fine and I believed so as well. Sad things aside, thank you for all you've done!
"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES." Was so true in this case.
googoogaga
Staring at the camera for 1 mintue and 30 seconds
@@Bruhuhuhuhhhh go somewhere else
@@Bruhuhuhuhhhh no
idk about that
Techno's family during December: "oh my god i hope he is doing okay"
Techno during December: "😒i could be earning SO much money right now"
Perfect
@Sound City (best and based) u r a sick person
@Sound City (best and based) nope, you dont deserve Views
@Sound City (best and based) if your content is sooo good why you don’t have 9m subscribers?
@Sound City (best and based) ur sick
Had this playing in the background while I was playing minecraft, and at 2:22, lighting started striking everywhere. It just makes this hit harder. RIP Techno
I love how positive he was throughout all this and the jokes he was making, im sad i didnt come across him before his time. You will be missed but never forgotten
Good thing that Techno gets to keep his arm. Would have been terrifying if Techno gets a prostetic arm that does 20 CPS per finger.
bro he would be a true gamer
if he didnt everyone would fear him
thats per finger so lets say he can average 14 cps per finger on normal hand right get him 8 mouses and hes going ahead doing 136 cps in total over 8 different mouses
Obviously NONE of you have seen his early on videos where he showed how fast his CPS is. Lol
If he carried on with that hed be even more of a legend though if he still had the same skills
Technoblade is the kinda guy who tell jokes while having cancer, and ask "is anyone gonna laugh at that" and not wait for an answer.
i get the wilbur reference
ye i got it
This takes a whole new level of TH-cam Tryhard
Thank you for this XD
@@uhyeahok4995 oh really?
The fact that he considered removing most of the blood supply from the tumour “trolling the tumour” is actually hilarious.
Sad it got the better of him. Fly high Techno
"So why would i choose to amputate my arm doctor?"
"Well you would get a good video title"
But in all seriousness, hope you make a full recovery techno, stay strong!
@Jack Wrath Ratio
@@MrCommentGod L
@@MrCommentGod W
@Jack Wrath Ayo??
@Jack Wrath u have 5 minutes of life, run
This man is a legend, He doesn’t even take this seriously, when he’s probably gonna remove a limb. My respect for techno is out of this universe and beyond
@Sound City (best and based) TRUE
nono he probably takes it seriously, he's just making the best out of a bad situation. a skill not many people have!
@Sound City (best and based) …
How the fu-
Respect
@Sound City (best and based) Emotion and humility exis-
6:52 omg this had me cracking up!! The positivity he had during all of this is mind blowing!!
There's another world where the doctors decide the small benefit of a full amputation is worth it to fully get rid of the cancer, and TechnoBlade is slaying people in Minecraft with one arm
i would live in that world
Everyone: "NOOOO MY FAVORITE TH-camR ALMOST LOST HIS ARM!!"
Techno: "If your happy and you know it clap your hands"
**LONG pause**
😭-
that one kid: *Clap clap*
repent g
Phew!!
The way he managed to make jokes about how he could have lost his arm shows how positive he always is
Agreed
@Sound City (best and based) ratio
Mornin kanye
what
@Sound City (best and based)
You're absolutely awful.
When you watch from the video where he says he has cancer, you can see his slow decline in health as the videos go on. Vey sad, RIP.
its so crazy he had me convinced he was gonna get better because he was so nonchalant about it technoblade never dies
I like how chill and relaxed Techno has acted about this whole thing. He’s always so positive and I love it
@lolDUDE. NO one ever deserves cancer. So stop.
@lol stop copy and pasting
@lol Another attention seeking child in the chat 😓
@Sound City (best and based) That's just sad
@Sound City (best and based) another fatherless child 🥺
The fact that techno is still charismatic and chill shows how confident he is
ho ho ho
Can’t believe it’s been almost 1 year without you the world truly hasn’t been the same you will always and forever be our hero techno rip🕊️
I remember thinking yay hes going to live most likely what a legend he made it sound like it was less than it was to make his fans happy honestly what a goddamn legend
Techno is literally laughing about his arm getting amputated, never did I see someone be so happy about such things, respect
Yee
His arm isn’t amuputated
i would too
yuh
@lol you think your funny?
“10 million subscriber elbow reveal”
I’m actually crying with laughter, Techno’s immediate thought were “how can I traumatised my viewers” and “how can I monetise my arm being amputated”, and I’m ugly laugh-crying. I’m really glad you’re okay and recovering nicely, but I absolutely adore how dramatic and hilarious you are and I’m really glad you haven’t lost your sense of humour
@@MagikMako ?
This makes me wonder if losing the arm might have saved him
o7 rest in peace king ❤🕊
“having two arms is pretty convenient, i’d like to continue this trend” - Techno, 2021
@best youtuber no
@best youtuber Nice freakin lie
@best youtuber No one deserves an illness like this. I send my prayers out to techno that he makes a fast and safe recovery.
@best youtuber WOAH!
@best youtuber thats a disgusting thing to say. hope your week is awful.
The fact this man was able to make jokes over his right arm nearly being removed is astonishing to see.
Yes
so class we're going to compare your main hand and your secondary hand and see which one is faster
It’s a fun way to cope
What really bums me is the fact that no more than 4 months after this video was made, Techno passed. What a damn legend. Techno blade never dies.