I was doing pretty good at not laughing while watching this (by suppression), the 'crying' scene got a little bit out of me, but those dolphin sounds broke me. Great job everyone!
katie really takes her job seriously. it's funny, on camera it's all jokes about cocaine and shitting her pants but behind the scenes (well from what I had seen from that Total Forgiveness series of theirs) she's incredibly professional, it's pretty awesome to see.
Ser Smiles I think it’d be cool if it was a like a Battle Royale where like 16 people compete and it’s fairly easy, and then it’s whittled down to 2 and they have to just say the must ridiculous things.
Definitely my favorite thing about new school CollegeHumor! Other than the Pat-is-dead arc, but is it really new school if it's Pat? Anyway, do more Breaking News please!
Wow Lily really killed it. I loved when she was trying to cry and everyone was laughing and she so seriously said "shut up". Like, how dare you break her concentration. How rude.
It's back! Oh man, I love this, it's improv at its finest, and the new cast members are great! Edit: oh god the dolphin noises I woke up my parents from laughing
I think that I speak from everybody when I say: "We want those dolphin sounds as either a ringtone or message notifications. Maybe they can be used for the alarm clock as well?"
PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE!!!! This is my absolute favorite series, my favorite thing you do, and I missed it! Thanks for finally doing it again. I like most of your other stuff too, but this is your absolute funniest material, in my opinion! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
I remember being in a biology exam once and there was a question about dolphins I guess, so what does my brain do ? No, no, it doesn't make me remember what I studied , no, it starts playing taos dolphin noises. Thank you, tao.
Tao's dolphin sounds will be engrained in my brain for the rest of my life...
they sound like someone trying to moan but theyre also having a painful shit at the same time
I genuinely think that is the only thing I would not be able to resist laughing at
*_AAAAA AAAA AAA_*
Lucky.
he was trying so hard i just.... it was incredible
Ally: *laughs 99% of the time and having fun*
Tao: "Alley!"
Ally: NO! *suddenly gets genuinely pissed*
Because it's a competition.
time mark?
Megan Ximena I’ve literally watched it three times I didn’t hear or see that either lmao I’m so confused
j elle it’s at 4:21
haves
I was doing pretty good at not laughing while watching this (by suppression), the 'crying' scene got a little bit out of me, but those dolphin sounds broke me. Great job everyone!
that, too, was my experience with this episode
_I DON'T THINK SO MISTER._
*snap*
Forever memory right there.
This has John Mulaney energy.
was it a dobby reference or what?
You mean BETTE MENNEFOREVER
Just spent an hour looking for it. Can confirm, forever memory.
this literally made me search the previous 4... and i have to say, Katie killed her only appearence... we need a shioban, ally, grant and raph
The video would be 12 hours long because it's just them laughing the entire time.
We need to get Brennan and Adam Conover in one of these.
Would they let Grant back on? He almost broke the game that one time.
katie really takes her job seriously. it's funny, on camera it's all jokes about cocaine and shitting her pants but behind the scenes (well from what I had seen from that Total Forgiveness series of theirs) she's incredibly professional, it's pretty awesome to see.
I wanna see Zac Oyama!
I love Breaking News! I'm surprised this is only the fifth episode.
I really wish they brought this back or did it more, it's such a great series!
Seems like a team building exercise, would like to see a 10 episode dropout series where they do this for an entire broadcast timeslot
Same! I wanted more when they first started this series
Ser Smiles I think it’d be cool if it was a like a Battle Royale where like 16 people compete and it’s fairly easy, and then it’s whittled down to 2 and they have to just say the must ridiculous things.
Definitely my favorite thing about new school CollegeHumor! Other than the Pat-is-dead arc, but is it really new school if it's Pat?
Anyway, do more Breaking News please!
*_All of Tao's experienced with dolphins have been sexual apparently._*
No, he'd be dead.
@@RichardX1 No, he'd only be dead if his experiences were homosexual. With a female, on the other flipper, he'd be perfectly fine.
Do male dolphins have uhh big members or something?
@@davidparkes7741 you finna find out
4:25 Lilly is a goddam savage, look at how she claps.
I try and watch this without laughing as a little game and the "My Wife" followed by high five got me....oh my godd....
Tao: Sorry about the problems with (as Borat) my wife!
Raph (as Borat): My wife!
(Both hi five each other)
Yes, I believe I just saw that
Wow, I cannot believe you too saw the video and notice that obvious way of talking! /s
Ally is always so surprised at loosing...which is surprising...
Id be surprised if I was loosing too...
Man Ally got crushed, but I can't talk shit I smiled each time she did.
Quick note: Ally uses they/them pronouns.
@@gamehero6816 Quick Note: Not at the time of the video and the comment. And noone cares.
Wow Lily really killed it. I loved when she was trying to cry and everyone was laughing and she so seriously said "shut up". Like, how dare you break her concentration. How rude.
3:58 I held it in the first time but when Tao did the dolphin noise the second time I laughed so hard it cried🤣
the dolphin noises got me laughin so hard i cried enough for 4 wifes breaking up
Love this series, love these cast members. And all that great hair.
Some of Raph's breaks are definitely missed in the counter though.
Damn Tao really got that tongue twister down.
You mean the one in dolphin?
Wow...Lily is cold ;-) That self-control...and a friggin' good actress!
"crying, real tears, they must truly try"
I started crying with laughter when Tao did the dolphin sounds
OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MORE OF THESE
So happy this is back!! It cracks me every time, wow.
“I don’t think so mister” and **Dolphin Noises** killed me.
Lilly’s jokes were good too.
I've been eagerly awaiting another one of these!
this is my favorite series they've done on collegehumor, at least next to dimension 20. I can't NOT laugh every time i see these videos
"sun length and what flowers are doing" get me every time. 😆
I love it when Ally wins because their smile is the best!! 😍
and I thought I was the only one who noticed ;)
Shocked it took almost 6 months for another episode but so happy to see it return!
IT HAS RETURNED! ALL HAIL THE GREAT TOILET IN THE SKY!
*ALL HAIL THE GREAT TOILET IN THE SKY*
I hope Ally keeps winning this so that I can see her smile lol
their,they are non binary
@@miaphibian6796 This comment was posted over two years ago, but for real its good to let people know.
I’m glad you brought this series back
Man I need so many more of these episodes. I found them on Dropout and I really hope y’all keep doing more of these they’re great
I read the comments before and I still wasn’t ready for those dolphin sounds
I'm so happy you made a new episode of this show! It's absolutely amazing!
Yessss. I was waiting for them to make another one!!! I was not disappointed. 😂😂😂
I literally commented just last week on another video in this series. Boom, one gets posted this week.
I vow to use these powers for good.
i was trying so hard not to laugh out loud when tao did the dolphin sounds cuz im in class 😂🤣😂🤣
TAO IS SO ADORABLEEEE
YESSS! BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR A NEW EPISODE!!
So glad they brought this series back. Hope for more.
Ally is getting obliterated in all of these and that's probably why they're the most consistent cast member.
AT LONG LAST, I've been waiting so long for this episode to come out and for these videos to become a series. THANK YOU CollegeHumor!
YES! I’ve waited so long for another one of these.
That "I don't think so mister" gets me every time
It's back! Oh man, I love this, it's improv at its finest, and the new cast members are great!
Edit: oh god the dolphin noises I woke up my parents from laughing
The newsroom challenges hands down the funniest skits CH produces. Keep it up :)
Yes, the 10 o'clock news always has the best comedy
That went from dolphin news to hyena news real quick
Tao's dolphin noises made me dog run into my room and lose her mind
Lily was incredible. Tao too, they're so good at improv comedy!
I think that's where they were discovered
this has got to be the best series on CH rn hahahahah
The only difference between this and the real news?
*The real news doesn't have Raph. Or anyone else. Or laughs. Ok, a lot of differences.*
I’m just going to patiently wait for more of this content
I think that I speak from everybody when I say:
"We want those dolphin sounds as either a ringtone or message notifications. Maybe they can be used for the alarm clock as well?"
I don’t care how long I had to wait for Episode #5. I’m so happy No Laugh News is back! 💙
I now really want an episode with both Katie and Lily just to see who can keep it together the most
That would be like adam and brennan going at it
I LOVE this idea, such a good idea, and so funny
THESE ARE MY FAVORITE VIDEOS!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE!!
This is legit y'all best series
I love the way Ally's hair turned out.
PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE!!!! This is my absolute favorite series, my favorite thing you do, and I missed it! Thanks for finally doing it again. I like most of your other stuff too, but this is your absolute funniest material, in my opinion! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Ugh can there be more of these, they’re the funniest thing 😂😂😂
I remember being in a biology exam once and there was a question about dolphins I guess, so what does my brain do ?
No, no, it doesn't make me remember what I studied , no, it starts playing taos dolphin noises. Thank you, tao.
This series is one of the best things ever made!!
Lily was an absolute champ xD
This is probably my favorite series on college humor!
Raph, in a Don't Laugh challenge?
CH, please confirm he survived this.
OMG! You guys need to make many many more of these!🤣
I appreciated the dolphin news! Very informative!
I love these don't laugh newsroom videos. They're just great.
OMG I WOKE UP TO THIS I CAN'T BREATHE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOOOOOO LONG REPEATING THE OLD EPISODES OVER AND OVER TIME AFTER TIME
I'm so happy that you brought this back!
YES this is one of my fave series that y'all do
4:06 when you are finally able to shit after a long struggle 😂😂
The new guys are bloody funny. Great work guys
This is the best series I need more of this!
I don't know why, I always play along to these and try not to laugh.
THE DOLPHIN SOUNDS OMFG
Lily is amazing at this omg
this is probably my favorite video on youtube 😂
This is definitely my favorite CH thing
Yes finally more. These are so good
Really needed this. Thank you
Make more of these!! Best segment!
We need more of breaking news!!! Hahaha
I need this EVERYWEEK!!!
Please please PLEASE keep making more of these
yall NEED to do this more, i have rewatched the first 4 too many time
The best one by far! WE WANT MORE!
I'm literally sick on bed, this vid make it better.
I died at the dolphin's sound😂
More Breaking News forever please, has become my favourite segment
for the love of god PLEASE do more of these!!!!
The only news channel that I watch. It's just the most trustworthy.
I almost choked when I heard taos dolphin sounds
These are by far the best, I am crying they are so funny XD
more of this, PLEASE !
Being the most extra actor is pausing the video and foing back to do the crying bit.
This episode has Heavy Welcome to Night Vale energy
Whoever this Tao guy is you need him in more videos. I completely lost it at the dolphin noises XD
Im so happy this is back