This Roblox sad story is disgusting

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  • @firecroc300
    @firecroc300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8600

    This is how many chill faces Albert has in his home
    👇🏼

  • @Era_Manaj_Was_Here
    @Era_Manaj_Was_Here ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Wow, it brings so much nostalgia to watch one of Albert's videos without his face showing!! POP OFF KING!!

    • @THETOASTER101ISCOOL
      @THETOASTER101ISCOOL ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessss let’s go

    • @zulficker_real
      @zulficker_real ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikrr!

    • @AdaBloxYt
      @AdaBloxYt ปีที่แล้ว

      Frr😊

    • @Egg_14
      @Egg_14 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ikr

    • @yayapoppity7604
      @yayapoppity7604 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      my brain just generated his face in the corner for some reason

  • @CoderMedia
    @CoderMedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Not gonna lie, these Su Tart story writers have a really massive plot armor!
    These are the type of stories that are so bad at this point that they are actually great...

    • @JustCubx
      @JustCubx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk

    • @Offiacllydiamond
      @Offiacllydiamond ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is a game where su tart gets taco bell and then has really bad diarrhea.

  • @marliyahdixon757
    @marliyahdixon757 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    He's still as funny as he was 4 years ago! It feels weird not seeing his Face cam but it just shows how much of a long way he has came and we are proud of him for that.

  • @MD-vj3xi
    @MD-vj3xi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3423

    If Albert had children they would be CHILLdren.
    Thanks for the likes!

  • @safariytwildcraftwaoandrob1993
    @safariytwildcraftwaoandrob1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    Can you sing EARTHWORM SALLY in rap battles pls and thank you

    • @Boba4life182
      @Boba4life182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Jessica yesss

    • @gachaamy6732
      @gachaamy6732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      EARTH WORM SALLY CARRYING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI
      florida to cali

    • @seemsfair4599
      @seemsfair4599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@gachaamy6732 I'm a earthworm but I don't really care, I'm a barber, I'll do your hair.

    • @bm-op7kf
      @bm-op7kf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes he needs to do this

    • @FloMilIi
      @FloMilIi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ya psls

  • @calvindestro8778
    @calvindestro8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Peter Parker: *bleeds*
    Also Peter Parker: EEEPPPIIICCCC

  • @Mr_Banana1233
    @Mr_Banana1233 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Cool
    Edit: 7:40 “STOP BULLYING ME! AAAAAAAA!” got me so badly

    • @ElGato_Playz
      @ElGato_Playz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      STOP BULLY ME"

  • @UNKN0WN_GLTCH
    @UNKN0WN_GLTCH 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    The original brain rot

    • @MissRobeyn
      @MissRobeyn หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      This wasn’t brain rot, this was just peak Roblox content.

    • @UNKN0WN_GLTCH
      @UNKN0WN_GLTCH หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @ frrrr

    • @pawble
      @pawble หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      still chill still water: 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @nubzerychunkycheese6531
      @nubzerychunkycheese6531 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      MLG troll face epic face etc

    • @Lynnisnothere8908
      @Lynnisnothere8908 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      So true

  • @abc-ld8ok
    @abc-ld8ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    16:12 gotta appreciate how he spared us of the graphic details of what he did with that knife

  • @papababbibobo4256
    @papababbibobo4256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "I want one children"
    -Albert 2019

    • @3XP3XP3XP
      @3XP3XP3XP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @animeweeb7056
      @animeweeb7056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha lol

    • @mr.blackcat2940
      @mr.blackcat2940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Unspeakablegaming GAMING UNSPEAKABLE nobody knows

    • @pepperboy123
      @pepperboy123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s “child” albert

    • @annetta_
      @annetta_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9:39 is the timestamp

  • @kulbirbhullar1754
    @kulbirbhullar1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    11:38" oh i should subcry flingo"
    Caption: "oh I should sack rifle lingo"

  • @noobelix
    @noobelix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    *go commit albert scream*
    friend: not enough
    me: *Me used **7:42** . It was very effective.*

    • @aldefs
      @aldefs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *oh no you are fight flamango*

    • @progamer-lk1dv
      @progamer-lk1dv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flame

    • @Shay22783
      @Shay22783 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Кто тебе сказал что мы враги
      Молчаливы и немы Припяти пути
      Эй, куда спешишь сталкер брат погоди
      Выпей чарку на двоих со снайпером моим
      Монолит не любят, Монолит стреляют
      Только зов нам выжить помогает
      И когда у нас наступает ночь
      Все сталкеры бегут от центра Зоны прочь
      Монстры рядом ходят не выйдешь погулять
      Эй чувак хоре стрелять лучше дай поспать
      Рация трещит Долг на штурм бежит
      Кинь ты им гранату сверху чтоб бежали от души
      Монолит не любят, Монолит стреляют
      Только зов нам выжить помогает
      И когда у нас наступает ночь
      Все сталкеры бегут от центра Зоны прочь
      Слева аномалия что скажешь мне мой брат
      Счетчик Гейгера зашкалило я отступлю назад
      Я болтами обкидаю это место чтоб пройти
      Монолиту помечаю безопасные пути
      Монолит не любят, Монолит стреляют
      Только зов нам выжить помогает
      И когда у нас наступает ночь
      Все сталкеры бегут от центра Зоны прочь

  • @dowellz
    @dowellz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Level 1: Man Face
    Level 2: Check It Face
    Level 3: *CHILL FACE*
    Edit: Thanks for the likes (and yes, I know that the chill face is level 999)

    • @dowellz
      @dowellz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@xxxrainy.daysxxx6219 Either 1. Your a bot or 2. Your joking
      I really hope ur not serious

    • @stelvu
      @stelvu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dowellz I think they're joking but I can't be 100% sure.

    • @xxxrainy.daysxxx6219
      @xxxrainy.daysxxx6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stelvu no one was talking to you mind you're own

    • @xxxrainy.daysxxx6219
      @xxxrainy.daysxxx6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dowellz and yes I'm seriouussss

    • @stelvu
      @stelvu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xxxrainy.daysxxx6219 I never said anyone was talking to me. Goodbye.

  • @ShortStorytime
    @ShortStorytime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Dayum! Su tart is a real playa!
    Him and his sleepovers and stuff...

    • @drewrodgers8434
      @drewrodgers8434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Capt'n Joe I don appreciate the non Christian language

    • @ShortStorytime
      @ShortStorytime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Drew Rodgers dayum is a Christian word. Let's use it in a sentence:
      "I dayum you to the bowels of hell to forever drown in vats of boiling sewage!"

    • @najmamuse870
      @najmamuse870 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uuuuuuuhhhhhh

    • @froakie3
      @froakie3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have officially defied my Christian morals

    • @drewrodgers8434
      @drewrodgers8434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s a joke,
      Just please
      Everyone stay
      Chill

  • @_broccoli_
    @_broccoli_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    16:08 albert: oh i finally made a friend in this cruel world
    demon: *stops following*
    albert:"no- okay wel he didnt like me that much" *runs at demon with knife*

  • @moony598
    @moony598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    7:40 my mom said if soneone bullies me to talk in a loud voice so the teacher can hear so I'm going to do exactly that

  • @xeegs
    @xeegs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Oh no
    *anime girls*
    Brain:
    Don’t do it
    Don’t do it
    Don’t do it
    Me:
    *How many anime girls will su tart get?*
    Edit: THANK YOU SM OMG THIS IS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN **commits Albert scream**

  • @daniel-yl5lp
    @daniel-yl5lp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    this is a fact albert talking for us just makes it 10 times better

  • @redstone91210
    @redstone91210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:13
    *Albert*: The blood is... Peter Parker... Peter Parker has just committed bloody diarrhea on the ground. The clean-up crew came...
    *Me*: That first sentence went EVERYWHERE. And what cleaning crew? That is dried out blood now.

  • @jayden7596
    @jayden7596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    “STOP PUSHING ME! i want to read at my own pace”
    me in kindergarten

    • @blazing7044
      @blazing7044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pennywise Wew i thought clowns is just frikin funny..

    • @henrythomas8621
      @henrythomas8621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @narratorpoe3522
      @narratorpoe3522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pennywise YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP THATS TRUE XD

    • @averythomason223
      @averythomason223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What!!!!!!!!

    • @Dozillaa
      @Dozillaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol true

  • @esaiahmiranda778
    @esaiahmiranda778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    7:46 when that one kid in zoom screams in to his microphone

  • @Mr_Credit01
    @Mr_Credit01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    My favorite part is when flamingo said "hey there buster"

  • @CaucasianFreak
    @CaucasianFreak ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lmao I remember Su tart being one of the funniest meme on Albert's channel

  • @Nevlod2
    @Nevlod2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Nobody:
    Delivery Person (Peter parker):
    *P I Z Z A T I M E*

    • @willowcrestfarm4526
      @willowcrestfarm4526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that makes no since ;-;

    • @russianarmy-rh2wi
      @russianarmy-rh2wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@willowcrestfarm4526 i dont think you get it and bad spelling its sense not since

    • @aoiormaybeisatu285
      @aoiormaybeisatu285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@russianarmy-rh2wi i agree

    • @help6691
      @help6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacqueline Marr
      You make no *since* either

    • @emanlopz3503
      @emanlopz3503 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willowcrestfarm4526 you

  • @ravioli1005
    @ravioli1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Nobody:
    English subtitles: Suit art (su tart)

    • @Four-of-aKind
      @Four-of-aKind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i know

    • @PotartOnYT
      @PotartOnYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like..
      Potart!
      I'll see myself out.

    • @ieatglowsticks4814
      @ieatglowsticks4814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why are you everywhere that I watch? xD

    • @Four-of-aKind
      @Four-of-aKind 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ieatglowsticks4814hes not its just the oh yeah meme so they wear all the same profile pic

    • @ieatglowsticks4814
      @ieatglowsticks4814 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@@Four-of-aKind Yeah , probally

  • @PowerProductions199
    @PowerProductions199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    6:35 i will leave a 5-star review on spiderman

  • @Strawberry_Pop-Tart
    @Strawberry_Pop-Tart 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pov: You are in the public restroom and the guy in the stall next to you has bowel problems: 0:03

  • @thisisahandleforauser
    @thisisahandleforauser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Albert, you did this...You created this monstrosity of a community... I'm proud of you! :D

  • @wonderfultelevisionyt756
    @wonderfultelevisionyt756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Flamingo:I just spit all over my screen
    Also Flamingo: *ow*
    Me: *wut*

    • @sohuao
      @sohuao 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cucumber Mustard Ewww

    • @kab00m43
      @kab00m43 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XxParadox SpongebobXx r/whoosh

    • @chloevanhook318
      @chloevanhook318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MAZB GSJA .............

    • @__chugsboat707
      @__chugsboat707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the screen was like: ;)

    • @matthewanddylan5790
      @matthewanddylan5790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza Rolls Jin on profile pic?

  • @hotdogsaredisgusting
    @hotdogsaredisgusting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Roblox: **angers albert**
    Me: *NOT CHILL, DUDE*

    • @bm-op7kf
      @bm-op7kf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No 50

    • @udon5594
      @udon5594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🥞🍗🌽🥚🥨🍓🥚🍓🍑🍜🥙🌶🥫🍝🌶🍱🌶🍚🍥🌶🍚🥘🌶🍥🍚🌶🍧🎂🧁🍇🥧🍰🍇🍥🍈🍚🥟🥥🍣🥕🥟🥐🍙🥮🧁🌭🥮🍬🌭🍩🥙🍵🍼🌰🥜🍬🍔🍫🍟🍧🍚🍟🍥🍚🥟🍛🍱🍛🍝🥘🥨🍥🍚🍠🍗🍚🍥🍚🍕🍥🍖🌯🥙🍗🌭🍔🍠🍧🥨

    • @hotdogsaredisgusting
      @hotdogsaredisgusting 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bm-op7kf What...?

    • @bm-op7kf
      @bm-op7kf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now 77

  • @Someone.southafrica
    @Someone.southafrica 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    At one point i had never watched flamingo and i wanted to play a story and it was flooded with su tart games, I was so confused for ages and now i get it

  • @catz._.and._.cometzz
    @catz._.and._.cometzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    0:03 IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S CONSTIPATED-

    • @anguris9977
      @anguris9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HMMMMMM *GOOOOOOOOOHNNNNHGH*

    • @anguris9977
      @anguris9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KKkKkKk

    • @anguris9977
      @anguris9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *0:01* *SO SAD*

    • @Goldengorillatag
      @Goldengorillatag ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@anguris9977HNNGGGGGGGG

    • @darcysv
      @darcysv ปีที่แล้ว

      THE GRUNT

  • @mahmoudaitkaid4498
    @mahmoudaitkaid4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    *SUR TART*
    su tart: NOO NOO
    Noob: i HATE anme

  • @thecapitale521
    @thecapitale521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Red Dress Girl Is actually a game: Survive the Red Dress Girl

    • @neehakhan2924
      @neehakhan2924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes buster

    • @jesusrenteria4006
      @jesusrenteria4006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Robuc me yas red dress girl game

    • @corinagiron4842
      @corinagiron4842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I CAN NOT FOR GIVE HER. because knuckles is the best like any tails umm Dr robotic or whatever amy sonic shadow I think and that's it °-°

    • @ohree1
      @ohree1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It originates from the yt channel “Kavra”

    • @TrebleClefDan
      @TrebleClefDan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The killer

  • @monicamesa1301
    @monicamesa1301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The part where he goes like STOP BULLY ME AHHHHHHHHHH here lies my ear drums Is it too funny I replace it so much It's way too funny keep up the good work I really love your Videos:D Just keep Just Keep up the funny work because this video is actually funny I replayed it like 20,000,000 times You are a videos are so funny good job keep up the good funny work: D
    :):):):):)

  • @internalgalaxy4440
    @internalgalaxy4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    *nobody:*
    *su tart:*
    *i want anmme gurl*

  • @randommation6201
    @randommation6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    7:41 there is nothing more precious then alberts scream

    • @Guggyland
      @Guggyland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes it also makes my ears bleed

    • @vxntii_6432
      @vxntii_6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Guggyland bleeds Beautifuly😩💅

    • @annekathrinesonnichsen
      @annekathrinesonnichsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am Wheezing/Dying right now

    • @annekathrinesonnichsen
      @annekathrinesonnichsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vxntii_6432 Yes Bleeds Beautifully

    • @vxntii_6432
      @vxntii_6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@annekathrinesonnichsen 😚💅💀

  • @somefunnyusername8943
    @somefunnyusername8943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I got a SAD story
    I have no roux and su tart is dead and I like my own commet
    Edit thanks for the 6 likes

  • @jaidonesmckibbwan6244
    @jaidonesmckibbwan6244 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

  • @zabe1747
    @zabe1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:45 i lake how he just completely ignores the fact that he said hes gonna be quiet and bes even more loud

  • @wtfcoraa
    @wtfcoraa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    8:11 a spiny insectivorous egg-laying mammal with a long snout and claws, native to Australia and New Guinea. That’s what I found when I searched Ecidna-

  • @Bryeae
    @Bryeae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Fun Fact: Albert will have diarrhea in seconds after buying robux

    • @ahfa2010
      @ahfa2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ok random stranger

    • @kokichioma6389
      @kokichioma6389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I-

    • @Bryeae
      @Bryeae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kokichioma6389 Yessir

    • @Gmail123real
      @Gmail123real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hiiiiiiiii

    • @onemurderyboi
      @onemurderyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact: albert pees and farts with sad stories

  • @robloxgamerdean903
    @robloxgamerdean903 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the first flamingo video I’ve ever watched when I was 7. I’m 13 now and coming back to it now feels so nostalgic.

    • @jejehatesme31
      @jejehatesme31 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2011 is crazy

  • @rat279
    @rat279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Albert: I don’t wanna have kids ever. Also albert: I wanna have a baby with Jake ;-;

  • @sveyourtars7593
    @sveyourtars7593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    A- Awesome
    L- Luscious Locks
    B- Beautiful
    E- Evil
    R- REEEE
    T- TREES

  • @khel_
    @khel_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:26
    the dialog said: for stoping my evil plans
    what albert reads: for stouping my evil plans
    nice reading skills albert

    • @عصفورةلطيفة
      @عصفورةلطيفة 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stoping is actually the incorrect spelling.
      It's meant to be Stopping, which is why he read it wrong.

    • @khel_
      @khel_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@عصفورةلطيفة i know bru- try to say stoping. do it. its nothing compared to stouping. and its just a missing p. it doesnt make any diffrence

    • @عصفورةلطيفة
      @عصفورةلطيفة 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@khel_ I personally want to give the creator of English a slap, too. Yet whoever speaks English (English or American) will read stoping like stouping because the extra p is there so people don't get confused on that I think.

  • @RobloxEllaGamer
    @RobloxEllaGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah the good old days :) !
    Congrats on the diamond play button !!

  • @jazzabelv
    @jazzabelv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I LOVE WHEN YOU SCREAM EVEN IF IT HURTS MY EARS!!!!
    LOL

  • @viixx_n
    @viixx_n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:34 when he said ''ZOINKS'' the face literally got me bc it goes so well with the word- 🤣

  • @winterspectre
    @winterspectre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nobody:
    Me when I realize Albert always uploads two videos at a time:
    ^w^

    • @jeang.9745
      @jeang.9745 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      月Tsuki
      Nobody:
      me when I make 7 new accounts to dislike this comment multiple times:
      >:)

  • @tallsally.
    @tallsally. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:17 "Just committed bloody diarrhea" Girls: Well yes,but actually no

  • @limejuice8886
    @limejuice8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Rip flamingo`s ear drums. will be missed

  • @cryptivity2700
    @cryptivity2700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    albert: spits on screen
    everybody: D R E N C H E D .

    • @iateitwaaah
      @iateitwaaah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spit

    • @janedoII
      @janedoII 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      **ępįçłŷ špîtš ėpìçłŷ**

  • @0ldacc.10
    @0ldacc.10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    pop tart: KILLS A MAN
    su tart: thanks dad :>
    pop tart: go back to bed son
    TOP PEARENTING :>

    • @WilliamAfton984
      @WilliamAfton984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s not a son. *BREATHES OXYGEN AGREEESIVLY* He’s. a. SUN

    • @UrMom-sj7em
      @UrMom-sj7em 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I *HATE* to be a buzzkill, but it’s *parenting*

    • @TyvgpuOernxre
      @TyvgpuOernxre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do you rent a pea?

    • @evanthegamerboybob9860
      @evanthegamerboybob9860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didnt capitalize proper nouns

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Toaster
      That’s what I’m thinking.

  • @Carlos-x8w5d
    @Carlos-x8w5d ปีที่แล้ว

    Albert your videos are amazing keep it up Albert!

  • @chimken7694
    @chimken7694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    su tart : nuckles has a spare sleeping bag so here
    *does not care about the very real knife she was holding*

  • @russblanks
    @russblanks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    13:24
    Those are the two "Monsters" from the Roblox game "Identidy Frod" Like if you already knew

  • @xxsunnycatxx8890
    @xxsunnycatxx8890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Red dress girl: OH NO SOMEONE ELSE IS HERE
    **Is she acting like she have cooldown**

    • @alex-dq3st
      @alex-dq3st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi `

    • @44SHEEKY
      @44SHEEKY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the heck are you saying
      Did you say baking the red dress girl?

    • @nejenejen
      @nejenejen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FinalWX13 no 3 weeks ago

    • @amazingfamily4900
      @amazingfamily4900 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Among Us

    • @SaItogaming202
      @SaItogaming202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      amogus

  • @MarcosReynado
    @MarcosReynado 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    10:11 AÆÆÆÆ was so funny bruh😂😂😂

  • @HardClayConsumer
    @HardClayConsumer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Love how su tart has a mettaton poster from undertale

    • @TyvgpuOernxre
      @TyvgpuOernxre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It fixed

    • @HardClayConsumer
      @HardClayConsumer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Toaster autocorrect

    • @HardClayConsumer
      @HardClayConsumer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Toaster *let me fix that with a controlled shock*

    • @moyai6618
      @moyai6618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @moyai6618
      @moyai6618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OfficialMiner FnAF confirmed

  • @garouanimations
    @garouanimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:17 **smacks his mouse on the chat** **presses f in the chat** F

  • @justalex-8037
    @justalex-8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    RIP the guy who was wearing headphones while albert was screaming ;-;

  • @heartonpluto
    @heartonpluto 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:09 Omg it’s Karkat and Terezi from the hit web comic homestuck

  • @finn5334
    @finn5334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Knuckles:
    Ok good night I made a turkey sandwich that make me tired so i won't wake up until tomarrow.

  • @cezerplayz2533
    @cezerplayz2533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:46 my spider man god. Tobey and his classic line Pizza time.

  • @winning3430
    @winning3430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    7:40 i hope that the fav moment of every people on earth

    • @ZainudinHusin-kv7vg
      @ZainudinHusin-kv7vg ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "STOP BULLY ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" here lies: my ear drums rip

    • @ioririri_1
      @ioririri_1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

  • @KennethV2000
    @KennethV2000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Played this level recently and i gotta say it's a masterpiece

  • @domspiring
    @domspiring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I got 1.000 visits on a place that I only inserted a parkour free model

  • @ARiiS5339
    @ARiiS5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I remember actually crying at a „roblox sad story“ on yt before albert was famous. Im still very embarassed...

  • @davidswasbrook5940
    @davidswasbrook5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    You know flamingo makes someone’s day and probably doesn’t even know it

    • @Rudy_Cola
      @Rudy_Cola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Swasbrook cause he think he is ruining their day

    • @dummyworks4587
      @dummyworks4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fizzy what- Why?

    • @shagpy
      @shagpy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robby From The Mall because he is terrorizing the little children

    • @davidswasbrook5940
      @davidswasbrook5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

    • @davidswasbrook5940
      @davidswasbrook5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mallory Abrahamson what?

  • @LordInosuke2
    @LordInosuke2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was laughing so hard while watching this 😹

  • @zexy_banterrr1419
    @zexy_banterrr1419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:49 oMG IS THAT KOBAYASHI FROM LIVING WITH A DRAGON MAID :0

  • @widerstudios7144
    @widerstudios7144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Obviously the creator of the first one is green screen man in chill stealth mode
    Obviously...

    • @aperson1616
      @aperson1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol that was me making some melon avatar

    • @baguetteYT20
      @baguetteYT20 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then he made another character thats a Denny mixed character

  • @missmia6224
    @missmia6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see.
    Copy and paste so our lord can see

  • @FrankyPiez_YT
    @FrankyPiez_YT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Albert in the first seconds of the video:
    SO SAD ( *STARTS CRYING* )

  • @Ishouldrestrictthings.
    @Ishouldrestrictthings. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Red dress girl: knuckles is asleep, and who are you calling?
    Me: *gHoStBuStErS-*
    **Waddle dees come**
    Me: *;-;*
    *8:10*

    • @therealgast9572
      @therealgast9572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who waddle dee?

    • @bobiguess.9610
      @bobiguess.9610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      a character / enemy from a game franchise called “Kirby”

  • @kokichioma4519
    @kokichioma4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:04 the majestic screeches of albert

  • @republican1293
    @republican1293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Spring break all I do is cry about SU TART

    • @av8925
      @av8925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *cri

  • @sharlenesegura4189
    @sharlenesegura4189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I still watch you even when my throat hurts

    • @HeroZuwn1134
      @HeroZuwn1134 ปีที่แล้ว

      How does this stop you from watching him?

  • @xoxos.linaaa
    @xoxos.linaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Albert test:where does Albert’s ear drums lie?
    Me:Getty Images *DUH*
    Albert test:correct

  • @Gregonimations
    @Gregonimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:57 knuckles: touches
    red drees girl: *E W*

  • @regularidiot8737
    @regularidiot8737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    0:45 my brother when ever im watching anime

    • @charlescalvin6594
      @charlescalvin6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👂👀👂 me too
      👃
      👄

    • @GameSniperReal
      @GameSniperReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not gonna lie I HATE anime but that's just my opinion (I said not gonna hate lol)

    • @gummimaci
      @gummimaci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👁👄👁

    • @iyanah
      @iyanah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :( anime is life

    • @GameSniperReal
      @GameSniperReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry not sorry (Reese's Reference ;) )

  • @jazzbrown3577
    @jazzbrown3577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Teacher: what are you laughing about?
    Me: Nothing
    Also my brain: 5:43

  • @sallytv2232
    @sallytv2232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    0:44 Oh mah gawd! Its anime from the su tart scp foundation story!!!

  • @chirukun
    @chirukun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man: mrflimflam
    Woman: mrflimflim
    Son: **insert name**
    Daughter: **get ban for attempt to kill knuckles**

  • @VutangNY
    @VutangNY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    sad story!
    I ate ALL my chicken nuggets

    • @fruitpigenthusiast120
      @fruitpigenthusiast120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @juliah2324
      @juliah2324 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @zet3136
      @zet3136 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ohsoamiee9678
      @ohsoamiee9678 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @coconut9993
      @coconut9993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @SwaggerMcpupperson
    @SwaggerMcpupperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:43 and this part still gets me

  • @xtenity_
    @xtenity_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    9:30
    Flamingo has kid and future and he watches this
    Kid: 🥺

  • @noahemc1426
    @noahemc1426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    OMG ITS THE *su tart* x *yandere chan* SHIPPED
    Edit:thank for like kind stranger

  • @MorganHallway
    @MorganHallway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Anyone got any spare chicken nuggets?"
    Me: *Almost choking on pretzels while laughing*

    • @moawad12683
      @moawad12683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aja

    • @moawad12683
      @moawad12683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      S

    • @waffle5282
      @waffle5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ash ih/mokl

    • @waffle5282
      @waffle5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moawad12683 s
      Jo

    • @Jaydiey
      @Jaydiey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *ACKKK ACK KACK AKC ACKK*

  • @TimothyHendricks-n1v
    @TimothyHendricks-n1v ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just noticed on the first story the dev didn't know how to name the models so then they just spawned a rectangle and named it what they were saying

  • @baconboiii67
    @baconboiii67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I REALLY HATE THIS! I HAVE TO BE AT THIS PLACE WHEN I WAS JUST DOING A EVIL THING"
    **Su tart and Knuckles totally didn't hear that**

    • @tokilovesmusicanimeanimati7543
      @tokilovesmusicanimeanimati7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ELIZIBETH!!!!!! Your circus baby form is SO COOL I LOVE IT

    • @janedoII
      @janedoII 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Łõł-

    • @moldylunchly
      @moldylunchly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *adds cc, mrs afton, michael, and william to the chat cutely*

  • @marcosmiano1587
    @marcosmiano1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Doctor: ahegao with eyes down don't exists,it can't hurt you.
    ahegao with eyes down: 1:43

    • @xx_notepicgamer_xx7800
      @xx_notepicgamer_xx7800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good meme and whats your real name

    • @andrew_jfjfjfjf
      @andrew_jfjfjfjf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xx_notepicgamer_xx7800 wth

    • @Hazy6695
      @Hazy6695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrew_jfjfjfjf why is a epic furcorn here go back to your island

  • @luc_pilss
    @luc_pilss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    flamingo: *reads su tarts message* also flamingo:*yells loudly* my ears:*dead*

  • @Arukandi
    @Arukandi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The longer videos were really cool. I prefer them more than the 8 minute short ones.

  • @BloxSonic
    @BloxSonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I wish su tart have powers to get revenge on the bullies

  • @robertdowneyjr5478
    @robertdowneyjr5478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *Amazing intro. Why do I always decide to watch your videos at the worst times?*

  • @dwbgames6011
    @dwbgames6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    the guy that was crying he said in chat "lord is this all just anime " lol look in chat at this time 1:03

    • @diannemae2299
      @diannemae2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "This is all just anime?"

    • @dwbgames6011
      @dwbgames6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diannemae2299 no he put lord in there :p

    • @dwbgames6011
      @dwbgames6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diannemae2299 also why are people still seeing this comment

    • @stegpeng
      @stegpeng 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i thinks he meant
      Lord: “Is this all just anime”

    • @DisassemblyDrone-T
      @DisassemblyDrone-T 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      3 yer ago

  • @yesmakevideos
    @yesmakevideos ปีที่แล้ว

    Thx for playing my game and bruh I lost my other Account now I don’t have the game