Dwyane and Jasmine see the baby Jasmine: Gasp Mother: Timothy, who'd you get in there Mother takes away the baby Jasmine: Oh thank you jes- Mother puts a baby goat on the table Jasmine: OH NO!
Ted bear: there's no such thing as a banana slug Jasmine: yes there is Dwayne: oh it's such thing Jasmine: yeah banana slugs are reaaaallll Her face when she saw hat happened next omg lmao I watched that part like 26 times
In the marriage therapy one, it's quite sad with a happy ending, it may seem like it doesn't make sense, but this is my theory on what it means When the therapist gives them the puppet, they talk bout all the things they feel, it goes on and on, like inception, near the end when they all died from old age signified that they can spend their entire life arguing about their problems, when they hug is when they found that out, that there is more ways other than divorce.
@Mr. Meme I think the jokes is that he says animals that aren't real are and calls real animals different things so he says something thats actually real is not
4:51 Me: well babe I don't know what to tell you but I got to go Evil girlfriend: please stay!!!! Me: why?!?! Evil girlfriend: for the carving today's lamb for the sacrifice to Satan Me: (leaves house) Me: (in my head) the devil is a liar!!!!!
I love how offended they actually got when the girl said "Hell no" to the boyfriend's parents. As did I, I had to pause because it made me upset that there are actually people like this. It's 2018 now. I hope that changes...Also, this is why I respect Dwanye and Jasmine so much! This is the best reaction channel I've ever seen!
22:21 Dwayne's face is saying it all 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO Dwayne "OH HELL NO" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr lmao 😂
Kheymaura Tyliah Sweat lmao
Kheymaura Tyliah Sweat 22:20 (kevin hart meme) No, she wasnt ready
I love how she cried out “NOOOOO” louder for the goat than the baby 😂😂
True however the goat looked cuter but your right its also sad for both
That's actually a lamb
Fuckin shit
Ayeee 2020 listeners
22:15
I died when she was saying : yeah there are real bena ...
She just stopped and looked at the screen 😂
"...Banana slugs are real..."
Legend says she never talked again!!!
Watanabe Shirai but they are
@@typea5426 are you serious
@@kjcool003 YES COMPLETELY SERIOUS
@@typea5426 ok
Watanabe Shirai yes
22:21 the way dwayne gives that look then proceeds to lick his lips i’m so dead😂😂😂
It’s 22:26
HAHAHAH XD
@@jordona09 OMG THANKS! It's not like I could've waited 5 more fucking seconds before it actually happened!
IAm DaBest why are you mad
@@jinx5673 Why was I mad 2 weeks ago, I don't know. Why the hell are you asking 2 weeks later, I don't know.
Can I just say that I love that they actually got upset when the girl said "hell no" when the guy showed his dads.
xhazza_louehx ya my brother gay
Gay people are amazing
@@aydian8314 thnx :-)
Your bar of standards on others is set pretty low if you're impressed by someone being bothered by flagrant hypocrisy.
@@aydian8314 No
02:07 omg i died !!!!! Its so catchy🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️
Ikr
GONNA MASTERBAEE-
I liked that song actually
🎵*Gonna do something naughty*
Sooo tru I was singing it too
25:57 "who the hell are you talking to"
I laugh at that one
Same🤣🤣
and the "shut the fuck up"
@@tcg1_qc no
Me whenever I hear someone talking to themselves
Dwayne when the family brought out that knife he was like OH HELL NAAAOOOWWWWOOOOOAAAAAAA
Jasmine: Yeah, banana slugs are reeaaal...
22:20
Jasmine (in her mind): Now I wish they weren't.
Dwyane and Jasmine see the baby
Jasmine: Gasp
Mother: Timothy, who'd you get in there
Mother takes away the baby
Jasmine: Oh thank you jes-
Mother puts a baby goat on the table
Jasmine: OH NO!
Zahni Sylvester-Stewart so you watched the video to?
Oof
😆😆😆😆😆
@@tieflingcorpse9817 *too
I hated that part, it was terrifying
“i was about to say your favorite food, but nevermind” IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂
Mellisa i
Antwone Usher smh
Wtf Satan you died
Źź
Jazz:Banana slugs are real!
Dwayne:Oh their are.
Jazz:Yea banana slugs are reaaaaaa.........
When Dwayne said “oh hell no” to the goat sacrificing one I lost it 😂😂😂
6:18 love that self censoring
"and then Satan himself came"
Yeah...and then he came again upstairs.
😂
Lol smart
Ayeee
*Spectral Jokerツシ ....what do you think*
Call me out or not but have u seen the comic satan? The original *sexy satan* welp he came up from hell now he’s just plain
That Ted Bear ending gets me everytime
"banana slugs are reaaalll" 😂
I laughed for 15 minutes after seeing her face at that part.
It is though lol
Yup they are
@@zproductionshallado9215 exactly
True
22:28 Jasmine looks scarred 🤣
22:30 the way jazz kept looking at the camera killed me🤣🤣💀💀
When ted bear shook his butt the second time it was hilarious😂
Ted bear: there's no such thing as a banana slug
Jasmine: yes there is
Dwayne: oh it's such thing
Jasmine: yeah banana slugs are reaaaallll
Her face when she saw hat happened next omg lmao I watched that part like 26 times
yall nasty but same LOL
Inr
I’m confused
Banana slugs are real dummy
Zoro uchina you softie
ted bear twerked on the camera man lmao
floyd_fym he became a rattle snake
Technically
Edward Kenway shaky snake*
26:05 omg that end credits is so funny
3:25 I almost choked on this cough drop. lol
In the marriage therapy one, it's quite sad with a happy ending, it may seem like it doesn't make sense, but this is my theory on what it means
When the therapist gives them the puppet, they talk bout all the things they feel, it goes on and on, like inception, near the end when they all died from old age signified that they can spend their entire life arguing about their problems, when they hug is when they found that out, that there is more ways other than divorce.
I wish the couples of America would understand that concept. People just give up so easily.
@@christianhogue8799 or just couples in general.
ted bear went 0 to 100 real quick!
He knows how to survive in nature and city
@Honey Villanueva what?
The “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” parody at the end lmao
We love these compilations and this is a long one so go ahead and get your snacks ready lol
Omg yes finally!!! I've been waiting for a #9 Compilation. Yay, keep making awesome reactions lol
Dwayne N Jazz can u reaction to the eung freestyle remix
Dwayne N Jazz Y'all is lit! Instagram: @calvin_lit_af
Follow me everybody that sees this please!
i did
Dwayne N Jazz 2017 is here
I like how Dwyane smiles at a lot of the (ahem) nasty stuff, but Jasmine is just in shock.
2:04 was perfect timing for jazzes reaction
The part where he went back home I felt like I was looking in a mirror of assholishness
"hoh mah gowd, they're sacrificing chickens" - dwayne
XD
Omg I laughed when the dirty prince was singing. 😂 😂
In 22:37 jazz face tho😂😂😂 it's so funny. I can't stop laughing.
OMG ......there sacrificing chickens........😂😂😂The way he said it😂😂😂
3:40 Dwayne almost curses
He said way more then hell on this channel and on camera
when Ted said there's no such thing as a banana slug he meant an actual slug mixed with a banana
@Mr. Meme I think the jokes is that he says animals that aren't real are and calls real animals different things so he says something thats actually real is not
22:21 Jazmine what was that why did you sound like you got hit with a slo-mo dart?! and why did you look so interested?!😂😂
john quentin she was a bit shocked 😂
Lmao
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's that thing when there saying something and something weird happens and then they talk slow
She didn't answer XD
22:21-22:34 Jazz's face lmao
Jassii J Sameeeeee
Jassii J 14:23 nazi on his sole
*19:49** random guy:and he will forever be-*
*^ted bear bursts out of his corpse^*
*me:A XENOMORPH!?!?!*
Ted bear is a GOD he can literally survive in every situation posible
Pretty sure he died in one episode, due to a beartrap to the skull
“Hello there Billy”😂😂💀
Ted Bear shaking his butt had me dying😭😭💀
Satan no prob....gay?! That's an outrage!!! Lol
Christopher Kidder same
@@miizuan no its not a sin
@@miizuan the bible doesnt dis homosexuality it dises premarital sex
Jokes not funny drew wilson
@@SlasherHorrorMovies1 Not true. Homosexuality was among some of the main reasons God instructed the Israelites to destroy peoples.
Jazz is so pretty in this vid
aww thank you! - jasmine
Dwayne N Jazz my life is complete
Dylan Morais she's pretty in every vid 😍
That is true.
Dylan Morais she is in every vid
4:32
I don't know why I find his reaction so funny
SAME
"Im Hurricane Ted. Im category 5. Also known as the dung beetle running this shit"🔥🔥🔥 BARS!!
the mom was chanting chuckys chant XD
So I wasn't the only one who realized AB DU JABALL GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU
A du deb be dembella give me the power I beg of you
"yea, banana slugs are real... *porn music starts*😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
22:21 reeeeaall *thinking: Ommmmggggggg" X'DDD
Dwayne and Jazz’s reaction on the princess one was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:48 lol I recognize that saying from Chucky, the mother in the video XD
4:51
Me: well babe I don't know what to tell you but I got to go
Evil girlfriend: please stay!!!!
Me: why?!?!
Evil girlfriend: for the carving today's lamb for the sacrifice to Satan
Me: (leaves house)
Me: (in my head) the devil is a liar!!!!!
Rodri smith only if u had one
notice how she did the chucky chant, ADE DUE DEMBELLA, GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU!
Why would we care
26:00
If i were him, i wouldnt do that ass shake technique there xD
One of the best reaction channels yet! Keep up the work
Omg I’m sure everyone died with jasmines reaction after she said banana slugs are real 😂
I laughed so hard, she looked at us like she mad at us for making them react to this tho!!😂😂😂
The voice of the knight is so Perfect and Funny at the same time. 😂
*1:36*
am I the only one that finds it hilarious when Dwayne swears😂
"Oh hell no!!!"
*Triggered*
I love how offended they actually got when the girl said "Hell no" to the boyfriend's parents. As did I, I had to pause because it made me upset that there are actually people like this. It's 2018 now. I hope that changes...Also, this is why I respect Dwanye and Jasmine so much! This is the best reaction channel I've ever seen!
I agree. It’s a great short. It just makes me mad that this sort of stuff happens
At least the Satanists know what they are doing is bad
@@CarBroke.PhoneYes What’s that supposed to mean?
@@mememan3447 (whistles innocently)
@@CarBroke.PhoneYes just say your homophobic
“There sacrificing chickens” got me 😂😂😂 4:33
23:17 - She identifies as a basketball!
The slugs though...omg😂😂😂
I absolutely love these compilations!
is it just me or does dwayne look like marcus from watch dogs 2
"this is a boys party!" (sees girl in the pool) "oh"
2:17 That should've been their Faces on the Thumbnail lmao
You guys make my day so much better💕💕
Your reactions always cracks me up!
I almost kind of feel like you're my friends, watching these with you.
k
That’s depressing go outside
You should know that no one gives a fuck
cool dragon2836 😂😂😂😂😂 awwww you don’t have friends either it’s okay 😂😂😂
cool dragon2836 you should know that nobody cares about your opinion
The way jazz slowly puts he hand on her mouth XD 22:42
12:38 how I feel when my mom doesn’t get me wendys
notification gang were ya at on point happy new years PLEASEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEE BEEEEE SAFEEEE LOVE YA
"Aw hell no, aw hell hell no."
I love how offended they got about the gay parents bit, makes me happy *sheds tear*
At 6:00 you can see the dad walk onto the stairs then ONTO THE WALLS!!! XD😂😂
21:26 I’m done 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
26:26 teddy bear + jail = Ted is king. Math suckers
I always love their reaction at around 6:15
1:23
me: waiting for that reaction while trying not to laugh.
Watching this when youre 10 and then when youre older hits different 😭😭
23:34 Ted bear wasn't playing
Hope you guys have a wonderful New Years!
14:13 who else saw it 🤣
6:50 I don't think because one was black because they were gay.
Well, interracial and gay :p
Felix Gutierrez yeah, we figured
Felix Gutierrez it was both
I'm black 😡👿😡
22:24
🤣 Dwayne's reaction was priceless.
Especially after that Banana Slug fact .
Who else got so into the Ted Bear part that they forgot this was a reaction video? LMAO
24:25 we gonna find another aunt Viv *cough cough* Ted Bear.
4:33 OH MY GOAH THEY’RE SACRIFICING CHICKENS.
look at Jasmines face at the slug part
22:12
lol jasmine reaction to the slugs gets me laughing everytime
Ted Bear is an example why you always read the fine print of your contract. Even if the show has his name, the studio still owns his identity.
Love you guys!!!!! Please reply
we love you too!
3:32 FBI open up!!!!
you guys are gaining so fast wow ive been here since 20k
22:21 the moment she wanted to turn off the camera and being her own love making lmaooo
4:49 that’s the chant from Chuckie😂😂😂
Yeah, I'm obsessed with Chucky. I noticed right away😂
“Yeah banana slugs are re-a-a-l....”
Dwayne I swear you look like Marcus off watch dogs
*-Priest and his speech-*
*-ted crawls out of dead bear-*
*Me:XENOMORPH!!!!!!!!!*
twisted gabriel h̶i̶
Hello....mortal
The scene where Dwayne said what the hell 19:54
'satan was okay'
-jasmine 2k16