Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #9 REACTION!!!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ธ.ค. 2016
- In today's Episode of Couples Reacts we react to Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #9 and ted bear has to be the most savage character in their shorts lol
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I love how she cried out “NOOOOO” louder for the goat than the baby 😂😂
True however the goat looked cuter but your right its also sad for both
That's actually a lamb
Fuckin shit
Ayeee 2020 listeners
22:15
I died when she was saying : yeah there are real bena ...
She just stopped and looked at the screen 😂
22:21 Dwayne's face is saying it all 🤣🤣🤣
"...Banana slugs are real..."
Legend says she never talked again!!!
Watanabe Shirai but they are
@@typea5426 are you serious
@@kjcool003 YES COMPLETELY SERIOUS
@@typea5426 ok
Watanabe Shirai yes
22:21 the way dwayne gives that look then proceeds to lick his lips i’m so dead😂😂😂
It’s 22:26
HAHAHAH XD
@@jordona09 OMG THANKS! It's not like I could've waited 5 more fucking seconds before it actually happened!
IAm DaBest why are you mad
@@jinx5673 Why was I mad 2 weeks ago, I don't know. Why the hell are you asking 2 weeks later, I don't know.
LMAO Dwayne "OH HELL NO" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr lmao 😂
Kheymaura Tyliah Sweat lmao
Kheymaura Tyliah Sweat 22:20 (kevin hart meme) No, she wasnt ready
Can I just say that I love that they actually got upset when the girl said "hell no" when the guy showed his dads.
xhazza_louehx ya my brother gay
Gay people are amazing
@@aydian8314 thnx :-)
Your bar of standards on others is set pretty low if you're impressed by someone being bothered by flagrant hypocrisy.
@@aydian8314 No
Dwayne when the family brought out that knife he was like OH HELL NAAAOOOWWWWOOOOOAAAAAAA
25:57 "who the hell are you talking to"
I laugh at that one
Same🤣🤣
and the "shut the fuck up"
@@tcg1_qc no
Me whenever I hear someone talking to themselves
“i was about to say your favorite food, but nevermind” IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂
Mellisa i
Antwone Usher smh
Wtf Satan you died
Źź
We love these compilations and this is a long one so go ahead and get your snacks ready lol
Omg yes finally!!! I've been waiting for a #9 Compilation. Yay, keep making awesome reactions lol
Dwayne N Jazz can u reaction to the eung freestyle remix
Dwayne N Jazz Y'all is lit! Instagram: @calvin_lit_af
Follow me everybody that sees this please!
i did
Dwayne N Jazz 2017 is here
6:18 love that self censoring
Jasmine: Yeah, banana slugs are reeaaal...
22:20
Jasmine (in her mind): Now I wish they weren't.
"and then Satan himself came"
Yeah...and then he came again upstairs.
😂
Lol smart
Ayeee
*Spectral Jokerツシ ....what do you think*
Call me out or not but have u seen the comic satan? The original *sexy satan* welp he came up from hell now he’s just plain
02:07 omg i died !!!!! Its so catchy🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️
Ikr
GONNA MASTERBAEE-
I liked that song actually
🎵*Gonna do something naughty*
Sooo tru I was singing it too
22:28 Jasmine looks scarred 🤣
When Dwayne said “oh hell no” to the goat sacrificing one I lost it 😂😂😂
Dwyane and Jasmine see the baby
Jasmine: Gasp
Mother: Timothy, who'd you get in there
Mother takes away the baby
Jasmine: Oh thank you jes-
Mother puts a baby goat on the table
Jasmine: OH NO!
Zahni Sylvester-Stewart so you watched the video to?
Oof
😆😆😆😆😆
@@tieflingcorpse9817 *too
I hated that part, it was terrifying
That Ted Bear ending gets me everytime
26:05 omg that end credits is so funny
2:04 was perfect timing for jazzes reaction
The part where he went back home I felt like I was looking in a mirror of assholishness
Jazz:Banana slugs are real!
Dwayne:Oh their are.
Jazz:Yea banana slugs are reaaaaaa.........
"banana slugs are reaaalll" 😂
I laughed for 15 minutes after seeing her face at that part.
It is though lol
Yup they are
@@zproductionshallado9215 exactly
True
3:25 I almost choked on this cough drop. lol
I like how Dwyane smiles at a lot of the (ahem) nasty stuff, but Jasmine is just in shock.
"hoh mah gowd, they're sacrificing chickens" - dwayne
XD
ted bear went 0 to 100 real quick!
He knows how to survive in nature and city
@Honey Villanueva what?
The “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” parody at the end lmao
22:30 the way jazz kept looking at the camera killed me🤣🤣💀💀
3:40 Dwayne almost curses
He said way more then hell on this channel and on camera
In the marriage therapy one, it's quite sad with a happy ending, it may seem like it doesn't make sense, but this is my theory on what it means
When the therapist gives them the puppet, they talk bout all the things they feel, it goes on and on, like inception, near the end when they all died from old age signified that they can spend their entire life arguing about their problems, when they hug is when they found that out, that there is more ways other than divorce.
I wish the couples of America would understand that concept. People just give up so easily.
@@christianhogue8799 or just couples in general.
When ted bear shook his butt the second time it was hilarious😂
The way jazz slowly puts he hand on her mouth XD 22:42
"Im Hurricane Ted. Im category 5. Also known as the dung beetle running this shit"🔥🔥🔥 BARS!!
Ted bear: there's no such thing as a banana slug
Jasmine: yes there is
Dwayne: oh it's such thing
Jasmine: yeah banana slugs are reaaaallll
Her face when she saw hat happened next omg lmao I watched that part like 26 times
yall nasty but same LOL
Inr
I’m confused
Banana slugs are real dummy
Zoro uchina you softie
ted bear twerked on the camera man lmao
floyd_fym he became a rattle snake
Technically
Edward Kenway shaky snake*
OMG ......there sacrificing chickens........😂😂😂The way he said it😂😂😂
4:32
I don't know why I find his reaction so funny
SAME
when Ted said there's no such thing as a banana slug he meant an actual slug mixed with a banana
@Mr. Meme I think the jokes is that he says animals that aren't real are and calls real animals different things so he says something thats actually real is not
22:21-22:34 Jazz's face lmao
Jassii J Sameeeeee
Jassii J 14:23 nazi on his sole
Ted bear is a GOD he can literally survive in every situation posible
Pretty sure he died in one episode, due to a beartrap to the skull
4:48 lol I recognize that saying from Chucky, the mother in the video XD
Omg I laughed when the dirty prince was singing. 😂 😂
Jazz is so pretty in this vid
aww thank you! - jasmine
Dwayne N Jazz my life is complete
Dylan Morais she's pretty in every vid 😍
That is true.
Dylan Morais she is in every vid
22:21 reeeeaall *thinking: Ommmmggggggg" X'DDD
23:17 - She identifies as a basketball!
"Oh hell no!!!"
*Triggered*
"Aw hell no, aw hell hell no."
23:34 Ted bear wasn't playing
*19:49** random guy:and he will forever be-*
*^ted bear bursts out of his corpse^*
*me:A XENOMORPH!?!?!*
the mom was chanting chuckys chant XD
So I wasn't the only one who realized AB DU JABALL GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU
A du deb be dembella give me the power I beg of you
Satan no prob....gay?! That's an outrage!!! Lol
Christopher Kidder same
@@miizuan no its not a sin
@@miizuan the bible doesnt dis homosexuality it dises premarital sex
Jokes not funny drew wilson
@@SlasherHorrorMovies1 Not true. Homosexuality was among some of the main reasons God instructed the Israelites to destroy peoples.
14:13 who else saw it 🤣
I always love their reaction at around 6:15
“Hello there Billy”😂😂💀
Ted Bear shaking his butt had me dying😭😭💀
22:21 Jazmine what was that why did you sound like you got hit with a slo-mo dart?! and why did you look so interested?!😂😂
john quentin she was a bit shocked 😂
Lmao
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's that thing when there saying something and something weird happens and then they talk slow
She didn't answer XD
Dwayne and Jazz’s reaction on the princess one was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I’m sure everyone died with jasmines reaction after she said banana slugs are real 😂
I laughed so hard, she looked at us like she mad at us for making them react to this tho!!😂😂😂
In 22:37 jazz face tho😂😂😂 it's so funny. I can't stop laughing.
"yea, banana slugs are real... *porn music starts*😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"this is a boys party!" (sees girl in the pool) "oh"
21:26 I’m done 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
is it just me or does dwayne look like marcus from watch dogs 2
am I the only one that finds it hilarious when Dwayne swears😂
The voice of the knight is so Perfect and Funny at the same time. 😂
*1:36*
look at Jasmines face at the slug part
22:12
I almost kind of feel like you're my friends, watching these with you.
k
That’s depressing go outside
You should know that no one gives a fuck
cool dragon2836 😂😂😂😂😂 awwww you don’t have friends either it’s okay 😂😂😂
cool dragon2836 you should know that nobody cares about your opinion
26:00
If i were him, i wouldnt do that ass shake technique there xD
I kept watching 23:46 repeatedly L M *A* O
TheAmbushedMilk XD T’y for the replay button
3:32 FBI open up!!!!
I was waiting on this specific reaction. I love these compilations almost as much as this channel. And I can always count on you both to brighten a otherwise rainy day.
6:50 I don't think because one was black because they were gay.
Well, interracial and gay :p
Felix Gutierrez yeah, we figured
Felix Gutierrez it was both
I'm black 😡👿😡
24:25 we gonna find another aunt Viv *cough cough* Ted Bear.
12:38 how I feel when my mom doesn’t get me wendys
The slugs though...omg😂😂😂
4:51
Me: well babe I don't know what to tell you but I got to go
Evil girlfriend: please stay!!!!
Me: why?!?!
Evil girlfriend: for the carving today's lamb for the sacrifice to Satan
Me: (leaves house)
Me: (in my head) the devil is a liar!!!!!
Rodri smith only if u had one
notice how she did the chucky chant, ADE DUE DEMBELLA, GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU!
Why would we care
“Yeah banana slugs are re-a-a-l....”
I love how offended they got about the gay parents bit, makes me happy *sheds tear*
I love how offended they actually got when the girl said "Hell no" to the boyfriend's parents. As did I, I had to pause because it made me upset that there are actually people like this. It's 2018 now. I hope that changes...Also, this is why I respect Dwanye and Jasmine so much! This is the best reaction channel I've ever seen!
I agree. It’s a great short. It just makes me mad that this sort of stuff happens
At least the Satanists know what they are doing is bad
@@CarBroke.PhoneYes What’s that supposed to mean?
@@mememan3447 (whistles innocently)
@@CarBroke.PhoneYes just say your homophobic
I absolutely love these compilations!
2:17 That should've been their Faces on the Thumbnail lmao
22:22 Lmao
One of the best reaction channels yet! Keep up the work
JASMINE'S REACTION @ 4:28 HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR HAHAHAH
4:51 did anyone here "ada dewi dembella give me the power I beg of you"from child's play
4:33 OH MY GOAH THEY’RE SACRIFICING CHICKENS.
Dwayne I swear you look like Marcus off watch dogs
Your reactions always cracks me up!
1:23
me: waiting for that reaction while trying not to laugh.
26:26 teddy bear + jail = Ted is king. Math suckers
22:29 Jasmine face thought
18:51 thats the guy from the movie theater and the women from the scary movie!
The first one I just chocked from laughing and couldn’t stop!!!!!
"Oh thank you Je-No No!"
notification gang were ya at on point happy new years PLEASEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEE BEEEEE SAFEEEE LOVE YA
i love it thanks guys this is funny i can't stop laughing a longer time. xD
Looking back at this in 2019....
Y'all grew so much
Ted Bear is an example why you always read the fine print of your contract. Even if the show has his name, the studio still owns his identity.
You guys make my day so much better💕💕
the sheep didn't want to die so it traded places with the baby that's y I had on baby clothes. lol
OML I couldn’t stop laughing at the part of the prince showing up while your reactions made me laugh so hard
'satan was okay'
-jasmine 2k16