In my first ever playthrough 2 years ago, when he called me maidenless, I killed him in the start of the game, and I came back to play this game again for the dlc and in this second playthrough I did it once again
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊
Glad someone did this so I don't have to thanks thanks my guy. Appreciate you also waiting for their dialogue to finish before killing them was what I really am here for lol.
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
Here is what happens:. You miss out on shit tons of content, weapons armor, areas etc lol. Glad someone did it tho just for science. Also funny thumbnail. Lol poor dog pope
@@thetrashcanman7537They mean that fromsoft makes characters that really grow on people, so seeing them be killed hurts to watch. Hate seeing the pope die😭
You didnt show that if you kill blaidd, he will spawn in that location forever and each kill is 6k runes, at least on NG+ Also ranni and iji disappears
@@Kampfender_Krieger I’ll explain this too you like I do everybody you can’t express sarcasm in a message and expect ppl to get it , what if I was too say hey fuck you ! On another situation but I said in a joking way but just said fuck you would you think I was being mean or would you just automatically assume oh he must definitely be joking . Now that’s not the best way to explain this to you, but you get the gist of it . Don’t know why people always do stupid shit like this. Oh, it’s sarcasm blah blah blah. OK well then if it’s sarcasm fucking right next to her in parentheses sarcasm, you know because we haven’t got the technology yet that allows people to view your feelings whenever you send a message.
Late to the party, but he doesn't have comet azur. It's the sword of night and flame from caria manor. It has a shorter comet ash of war, and that flame spread attack.
All of you making fun of this persons gameplay, I hope you realize that not everyone is as good at everything as everyone else. Not everyone can skateboard. Not everyone can do gymnastics. Everyone has their own skills and you should respect this persons skills regardless of how you think they should play.
No? We should not respect everyones skill in everything regardless of level. Should we respect someone whose clearly not good at something but still doing it? No respect is earned so is disrespect. Grow up if cant handle that.
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Oh t is tired 😴 I’m not not going home home 🏡 but I’ll e u
you're literally waiting for them to heal
why is everyone so desperate for ad revenue
You should change the title of this video to, "Watch me miss with Comet Azur at point blank range."
Can u explain pls
@@anawrassey1514 saying his aim is ass
I laughed so hard at this
You: *kills Varre*
Varre: “No bitches?”
Me: MF the real maidenless one is *YOU* 💀
In my first ever playthrough 2 years ago, when he called me maidenless, I killed him in the start of the game, and I came back to play this game again for the dlc and in this second playthrough I did it once again
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊
this was painful to watch, not for the NPC but because of the fights
Foreal lol that’s what I just said he summon in mimic for easy ass fights
+ Being a mage
Watching him miss the Kamehameha 95% of the time...
yeah fr, just spamming the same exact move every fight. Kinda lame
@@killshotz6747 + no maidens
18:30 Dude killed the girl with scarlet rot while she was dying of scarlet rot
I just found this very funny to me
First I healed her from it 😂
I like to believe you took her out of her Missouri 🤠
@@Hernanblackop she's in Florida
@@Hernanblackop Who's Missouri??? is she cute? 😳
@@hyakugame yes she is 😂
Glad someone did this so I don't have to thanks thanks my guy. Appreciate you also waiting for their dialogue to finish before killing them was what I really am here for lol.
These fights genuinely hurt to watch
The poor tortoise 😭 the way he tucks himself into his shell is priceless 💀
and the fact he won't try to fight you is just heartbreaking
>priceless
you paid 60 bucks actually lol
@@hyakugame hahaha 🤨
@@alexiroussos8134 or your parents did, whatever dude
the salt lol
Tortoise
23:11 “If the Graven Witch put you under her spell, you must be eliminated.”
Proceeds to do nothing.
He didn't say by who.
Skyrim in a nutshell
Watching you fight is just painful.
agreed, as though he had brain damage
Especially with Alexander
@@VERGILGASM ye
😂
Man, Boc and Turtle Pope's deaths are the hardest to watch. I feel like shit now, thanks.
Bocs last words killed me
@@charchare same😢
Dog pope*
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊
@@charcharehe's so funny when he dies
This is truly maidenless behavior
No…
It’s reasonable
@@Anon00074maidenless runt
My man has never heard of lock on in his life
He locks on
You cant lock on npc when they dont attack you back yet
@@xeibei4804 I sure that he didn't play game hense why he didn't know that you couldn't lock on a npc if it doesn't attack you back.
Millicent- "now you forced my hand" poor choice of words lol
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊
3:03 Ranni was my favorite "torrent hath quite the ruffian chosen" as she's getting viciously attacked by a foul tarnished.
Killing the turtle broke my heart
Go watch Cannibal Holocaust
Same lol
@@hyakugame what
Tortoise
@@got_salt Dog*
Varre : Who do you think i am?
Me : Shortcut to my 40 bucks DLC.
I was hoping iji would pickup that hammer and start kicking butt
Same I was looking forward to it a little disappointed he didn't fight back after the dialogue if him possiblity hurting u while smithing
The fact that Alexander just shatters :c
I hope youve gotten better since this video good god man
Why is he so afraid to just attack with his weapon instead of spamming the ash of war?
Here is what happens:. You miss out on shit tons of content, weapons armor, areas etc lol. Glad someone did it tho just for science. Also funny thumbnail. Lol poor dog pope
This guy didnt just almost die to a damn Kenneth haight...
Nooooooooo!!!!! Not the turtle pope 😭😭😭
3:56 my guy was really trying to use skills without any stamina, just let go of the L2 for a moment buddy.
There is not enough celestial dew to give you the amount of absolution you require.
I was genuinely surprised that you couldn’t kill rodrieka in the stormshack
Not that surprising because it’s the only way to upgrade Summons unless she was to drop some bell bearing
Strongest enemy in the game she's legit unkillable watch her solo elden beast
Thank god you cant kill her. On my first playthrough i accedentaly hit her through the wall and I was terrified I just murdered that poor girl lol
@@ohwow5171 on my first I didn't realise jumping/rolling into ppl does damage
@@ohwow5171yeah I shoved the horse into the shack and jumped 😂, that triggered the dialogue
I'm bad at this game but man
takes you ages to kill 1 npc
Tittle should be "What would happen if I could aim?"
You know the developers did a good job when the video is physically hard to watch
It’s fun to watch …
But for the fights 🗿
@@thetrashcanman7537They mean that fromsoft makes characters that really grow on people, so seeing them be killed hurts to watch. Hate seeing the pope die😭
Did you know, if you press r1 or r2 without holding l2 the character will attak
"Well, whatever the case, she's dead now. Just put it behind you."
"You first."
You didnt show that if you kill blaidd, he will spawn in that location forever and each kill is 6k runes, at least on NG+
Also ranni and iji disappears
10:15 It was the one that broke me
Poor dog
0:40 this is actually sad 😭
7:31 nooo 😭
Aint no way kenneth height was folding you
😂 i had to look away at that part. I feel bad cuz alot folka are being a bit cruel, but even i was thinking to myself comon bro...
Rya and Fia are missing in this video.
-holds shield the size of a house
- proceeds to not use the shields
I love this vid! I love how u let all npcs finish what they’re about to say! Great job mate
No he does not he cuts off most before there done saying what they have to say
@@Certified_souls_player sarcasm
@@Kampfender_Krieger I’ll explain this too you like I do everybody you can’t express sarcasm in a message and expect ppl to get it , what if I was too say hey fuck you ! On another situation but I said in a joking way but just said fuck you would you think I was being mean or would you just automatically assume oh he must definitely be joking . Now that’s not the best way to explain this to you, but you get the gist of it . Don’t know why people always do stupid shit like this. Oh, it’s sarcasm blah blah blah. OK well then if it’s sarcasm fucking right next to her in parentheses sarcasm, you know because we haven’t got the technology yet that allows people to view your feelings whenever you send a message.
Boc is painful bro, I wish we could really save him.
You can use a speaking head thing so he no longer wants to be reborn.
So this is that Shura ending everyone’s talking about
Interesting fighting style thats for sure… good video
We welcome you to today's edition of "The worst fighting in all Elden Ring".
I feel like alot of people are ignoring how patches said "shit"
Killing blaidd is very painful to me
Who is blaidd?
@@bckstabber he's the half wolf half man with the badass armor and sword that works under ranni
You have to kill him at the end of his sidequest anyways
@@oess855 what? Who, huh.
@@bckstabber He helped fightinh Radhan
18:07 you used scarlet rot on her it hit me hard 😂
Damn…I thought I was bad at the game. Now I feel encouraged to finish getting my Elden bling.
1:33 What the hell are you doing?
Dude never heard of target lock in his entire life.
Had to look away when u killed Alexander... painful memories.
Even after 2 years your gameplay had shed blood tears … 😂
I like jow gostoc says "You're just the type of tarnished that I like...I'll pray you to succees" before getting killed by tarnished by
The fact that you had a hard time killing most of them shows you probably got carried throughout all of your play through
It's literally the elden ring genocide route
Eldenocide...
Elden Ring:Slaughtering of the Lands Between
The Boc one tugs at my heart
Is there a reason why you don't hold the button down for comet azure? It will last longer.
Late to the party, but he doesn't have comet azur. It's the sword of night and flame from caria manor. It has a shorter comet ash of war, and that flame spread attack.
@ducksauce172 ah yeah, I found out a sword does it afterward.
I give you a like just for trying to have Rogier killed in the Chapel
Although, you didn't kill Edgar..
I “killed” iji after blaidd went mad because I knew the black knives were gonna kill him so he teleported away somewhere instead
This character is definitely going straight to volcano manor when they die.
Boc and black guard and pope turtle death quote’s are depressing
Do i get a bad ending for killing neutral npc's or does anything happen differently if you do?
Just as long as you keep the npcs that are involved in the ending you want alive until the questline is over, you should be good.
16:20 Let them finish their dialogue :\
“My skin is like rock i can’t die” *DIES*
19:49 where is this NPC located?
Also, 8:49 is it a talisman?
Most skilled magic user
Honestly, by me not killing the npcs despite wanting their armor and such, I feel like I'm missing out on items the entire game.
You get all of those at the end of their questlines
Does anybody know the name of the Ash of War Knight Bernahl is using in 2:16
vacuum slice
@@vasc0wav Thank you sir
This just gave me ptsd from that time I attacked the white mask npc on my first playthrough for calling me maidenless...
i just started and did this. fortunately i killed him yesterday, very much possessing a maiden
This was depressing to watch 💀 but was curious . Thanks
Welp i actually killed that guy that gives you the collar and now i can't do the questline
I mean missing at point black range is one of the most painful things one can witness
Miriel and Boc’s deaths hurt the most.
Agree with Miriel but boc is just to funny in his final moments
Alexander death hurts me in many levels
Bro why was it so damn hard for you to figure out that that attack DOES NOT WORK RIGHT UP ON THEM!?
you better feel bad about this
My man He just became a liquid nitrogen blooded slayer
Why?
My question is this which endings get locked out by killing their respective NPCs?
None of them
Well I'm pretty sure that would be all of them? Ranni loses hers, and Hyetta loses hers too. All of them but the normal ending i guess.
@hoodinisoar wondering how many endings get if you kill the NPC, but it is what it is.
Awww, little boc, got me with the quote " The story of my rotten life" 😂😢😢
Ngl watching you use whips in an Lord, lord Kenneth was funny.
But just as many comments, i hope you got better at fighting.
Warrior jar shard 1:30, Bernahl set 2:41, D set 8:41, Yura 14:00, Dallios 16:34,
I feel really bad for Alexander and the turtle
Patches: "well, it was bound to happen some day..."
All of you making fun of this persons gameplay, I hope you realize that not everyone is as good at everything as everyone else. Not everyone can skateboard. Not everyone can do gymnastics. Everyone has their own skills and you should respect this persons skills regardless of how you think they should play.
No? We should not respect everyones skill in everything regardless of level. Should we respect someone whose clearly not good at something but still doing it? No respect is earned so is disrespect. Grow up if cant handle that.
Honestly, if I was in their shoes, this comment would‘ve hurt me the most
@@user-kp2jz3qv2kfor real, this is so much meaner than just saying 'dawg you suck' lol
Sad. Most have such meaningful things to say upon death. The first guy that calls you a "maidenless runt" was my favorite though. 😆
14:10 bruh😢 thats just sad man!
Why'd i die laughing at Alexander Exploding into pot parts instead of rolling over and dying
U play like a NPC what is your drop?
Is this how you got through the games and boss fights 😭 you just comet azured them in the face 😭
Doesn’t seem like anything happens
How many health potions does blaidd have?
3
Yeah i know it is a 6 months old but who cares
That thumbnail broke the Geneva convention.
Just like Skyrim, you can either be a hero or a villain in elden ring
Gotta upgrade Turtle Pope to Turtle Chad after taking that beating.
I can appreciate the humor on Alexander's dying phrase. "A crock" he says... like a crock pot. :P
5:27 cause you kept taking my money
It hurts me how you cannot fight
16:08
“Who on earth are you?”
“You’re about to find out”
I embrace the frenzy flame just to save my waifu from burned and I end up being more unpardonable than a crazy murder who kill everyone he encounter😂.
"now youve forced my hand"
Dude you’re very bad at fighting in this game
Ah man thanks for this video! Boc dying is sadnedd