Gimli Saves Middle-Earth in Seconds!

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  • @funkyfource893
    @funkyfource893 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2155

    Gandalf was so amazed that he turned white in seconds

    • @maksymilianziele28
      @maksymilianziele28 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      And Gimli saved Saruman's life... oh wait, he still attacks Rohan and falls.

    • @xodus_sys
      @xodus_sys 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      just washed his hair for ceremony.

    • @anothertarnishedone5960
      @anothertarnishedone5960 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Was the shockwave

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@bro-dude99 I don't get why the eagles couldn't just fly everyone out before Gimli hits it

    • @lucasbasquerotto128
      @lucasbasquerotto128 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He did not even needed to defeat the Balrog to receive XP to go to the next level (White Mage). He went in one go.

  • @alexsolomon8127
    @alexsolomon8127 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3832

    to be fair..he IS the only being at that council to even try.

    • @RaptorJesus.
      @RaptorJesus. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +519

      imagine if noone ever tried because for centuries they'd all been told it wouldn't work,
      and all it takes is one heroic dwarf to actually give it a go XD

    • @Promilus1984
      @Promilus1984 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      well "plot armor" thing is always kind of anticlimactic because it defies ALL logic. So it's fairly logical to assume it's possible to destroy One Ring in more ways than just molten rock. Also lava isn't actually that hot in the first place... It's enough to melt gold, yes, but that can be achieved in many different ways. Of course one might say "Mount Doom" is magical but so is all damn Middle Earth...

    • @Bitfire31337
      @Bitfire31337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      It's a pretty good and well done example of "show, don't tell". Only after that futile attempt does Elrond explain, why destroying the ring is not easy-peasy and that's much more obvious now.

    • @Bitfire31337
      @Bitfire31337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      @@Promilus1984 Right, it's not about temperature or tools, but about magic. It's not the material that protects the ring, but it's enchantment which is connected to mount doom and thereby can only be undone there, because... magic ;-).
      Magic is always a pretty nifty plot tool, because you can just define how it works in your world and don't need to explain the "why" as the characters themselves don't know and also because magic is per definition anti-scientific and doesn't obey the rules of nature.

    • @borylesny
      @borylesny 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Nah it was mentioned that ring ciuld be destroyed in dragon fire.
      It is Smaug burning one Hobbit with the ring on, mamy mamy Years before...

  • @Cetamint
    @Cetamint 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1594

    That still only counts as one!

    •  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Fair, but in this universe Legolas would be at zero...

    • @mr.ultrafino6891
      @mr.ultrafino6891 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yes. But it is the one to rule them all.

    • @markoanzic830
      @markoanzic830 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Gimli : Legolas = 1 : 0. Sounds like Italian football league standard result.

    • @NotHappening-b8t
      @NotHappening-b8t 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      perfect dumb video to end day on.. and 2 comments down helped cement it.

  • @NorthOfEarth
    @NorthOfEarth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3012

    I always thought it would be funny if when he hit the ring it pinged off into the woods and they couldn't find it.

    • @MrMann-gt1eh
      @MrMann-gt1eh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

      They’re all walking around looking for it! 😂😂😂

    • @fixedwithdamage8485
      @fixedwithdamage8485 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Underrated comment.

    • @AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp
      @AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Jajajajaja, de veras

    • @ryanmaris1917
      @ryanmaris1917 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Or golem scoops in up and they have to chase him through the undergrounds leading up to the mines of moria.

    • @Blaz_-te2ku
      @Blaz_-te2ku 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Plot twist: Boromir finds it first.

  • @brycedery9596
    @brycedery9596 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1217

    Gimli was a pure soul, he immediately wanted the ring destroyed. No thoughts for how he could use it, instantly passed the ring test.

    • @Sirhc_B8207
      @Sirhc_B8207 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      Well, Dwarves are stated to be highly resistant to being corrupted.

    • @n35ql
      @n35ql 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      ​@@Sirhc_B8207 But aren't some of them greedy, the dwarves at the Mines Of Moria? Greed is a form of corruption. Genuine question, not trolling.

    • @Kevin-gg2bl
      @Kevin-gg2bl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

      @@n35ql The dwarves can't be corrupted in the way Sauron intended. Which was power. Dwarves just gave into their base desires, by their rings influence, and would've done the same with the One Ring. So, in a sense, they can be corrupted. Just not really in a beneficial way to Sauron

    • @n35ql
      @n35ql 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Kevin-gg2bl I see. Thanks for the useful answer.

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      @@n35ql That's fairly accurate. The dwarves are made from stone by the Smith God (Aule, I think his name was, but I may be misremembering), and like stone, they are hard to move. The rings can't make them crave power or conquest because that just isn't how they were made. It can only work with what is in them, which is a love of all beautiful things beneath the earth, metals, jewels, stone, etc. So, it won't make them go out and conquer, but instead fuel their desire to have more of the beautiful things and use them to craft even more beautiful things. That's how it would get them, but then Sauron can't use them to do anything with them.
      The ring has trouble with hobbits because the hobbits don't actually naturally desire anything other than simple pleasures and are very content by nature, so the ring doesn't know how to appeal to them, as shown in the book when it tries to tempt Sam and all it can do is offer him a big garden, to which he basically replies, "Yeah, but how would I tend to it?" Even so, it did get Frodo eventually.
      The ring gets everyone if it has enough time.

  • @horsethi3f
    @horsethi3f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1293

    As a reward, he gets 3 strands of Galadriel's hair.

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Pretty awesome reward from a certain point of view, given the whole Feanor thing.

    • @karthiknath3745
      @karthiknath3745 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      For his guitar.... For his guitar, right?

    • @TheLaluciDaniel
      @TheLaluciDaniel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

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    • @jogennotsuki
      @jogennotsuki 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@karthiknath3745 for the sex stuff

    • @Akantor5
      @Akantor5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Soo eeh, let me get 3 hair.... sec... aauh Well thats like 5-6 but here u go creep dwarf

  • @TheBlasphemite
    @TheBlasphemite หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    The age of men is over. The time of the dwarf has begun.

  • @Yoshimo_
    @Yoshimo_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +361

    Thus proving the line between stupidity and genius is far thinner than we like to think

  • @deadspeedv
    @deadspeedv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    But they were, all of them, deceived, for the ring could be destroyed by a blunt object. Not one had even tried it, for thousands of years.

    • @ZlothZloth
      @ZlothZloth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      You could also destroy it by putting it in a bottle of Pepsi, but that takes a month, and BAD things will happen if somebody drinks the Pepsi afterward.

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@ZlothZloth new cursed object : sauron infused cola

    • @szalaierik2653
      @szalaierik2653 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@ZlothZloth "BAD things will happen if somebody drinks the Pepsi afterward." so it's like normal Pepsi 😀

    • @ZlothZloth
      @ZlothZloth หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bdleo300 Yes, but not like diet cherry Pepsi, which is wonderful stuff!

  • @christophermichaelclarence6003
    @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +907

    Me after Gimli successfuly destroy the ring : That still only counts as one ! 😂

    • @khaligrzaev
      @khaligrzaev 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Ahahahah 😂

    • @michaelminervini1908
      @michaelminervini1908 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      nice

    • @ItsJustaGame.
      @ItsJustaGame. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Awesome bro! Awesome!

    • @maksymilianziele28
      @maksymilianziele28 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In fact two... Gollum said he would die with the ring destroyed.

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @maksymilianziele28 He died when he fell into pit of lava. Along with the ring

  • @alexanderartz2288
    @alexanderartz2288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    When a player at your roleplay game derails the campaign, and the newbie Gamemaster doesn’t have a plan and decides to end it there.

    • @chrisschubert-huff2638
      @chrisschubert-huff2638 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      GM: "You decide to destroy the ring by brute force. Difficulty for that is... 100". Gimli's Player:

    • @ondrejmrazek8209
      @ondrejmrazek8209 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      In DnD the main difference between a magic item and an artifact is, that artifact had special conditions for its destruction.

    • @lightlayagajoie5739
      @lightlayagajoie5739 หลายเดือนก่อน

      we still have to kill all the orcs, right?
      No, they all ran away or got swallowed by the ground or something
      oh

    • @JohnMitchem-e2k
      @JohnMitchem-e2k 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      "And you rolled a nat 20. Well, that just freed up my next 3 months. Anybody else have any ideas?"

  • @animefan77
    @animefan77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +396

    Boromir on the side: wait, aren’t you the rightful heir?
    Aragon: I don’t mind- I’m frankly surprised it worked.
    Legolas too annoyed to say anything

    • @Stardust-g7g
      @Stardust-g7g 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      At that point I guess Aragon didn't even want to be king! He really wouldn't mind and probably run away with Arwen to Valinor XD

    • @sindri1447
      @sindri1447 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Stardust-g7gbook Aragorn always intended to claim his birth right.

    • @Stardust-g7g
      @Stardust-g7g หลายเดือนก่อน

      @sindri1447 really? Interesting

    • @sindri1447
      @sindri1447 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Stardust-g7g yeah it made sense(to PJ) to give Aragorn some sort of inner turmoil. Aragorn in the books was kind of like the perfect man. One look at him and people were reminded of the kings of old. He's Middle Earth Jesus if you will.
      If you haven't read the book then you'd probably be interested to hear that Faramir is a far nobler and kinder man in the books. He showed the utmost hospitality to Frodo and Sam, never hurt Gollum, and didn't cause Gollum to betray Frodo. Gollum was always gonna do that. Actually, Faramir just got done extremely dirty by the movies. Also, Frodo never really trusted Gollum in the books and never sent Sam away either.

    • @Scadharel
      @Scadharel หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Legolas, muttering to himself: "That still only counts as one."

  • @kingartimberly
    @kingartimberly 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +433

    ..and that’s how you speedrun the most epic trilogy ever guys.

    • @alluringming
      @alluringming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That or summon pair of eagles that sent you to mount doom. But then again wouldn't have an epic journey now would ya?

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@alluringming Fly, you fools!

    • @revengance4149
      @revengance4149 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@alluringming yeah, all the protagonists being killed by the bad guy for being to obvious really doesn't sound like a heroic adventure to me. That's how it might've gone if GRRM wrote it though

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@revengance4149good thing that Tolkien wasn’t nearly as nihilistic as GRRM then

    • @revengance4149
      @revengance4149 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mechadoggy true, it would've been kinda funny though

  • @nyarlathotep1743
    @nyarlathotep1743 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    NOW COME THE DAYS OFᵍᶦᵐˡᶦ

  • @cainespade514
    @cainespade514 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    Saruman: Seems the Palantir is not working...

    • @BaneofGods
      @BaneofGods 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Sauron just isn't returning Saruman's texts or calls, so he's getting worried

    • @ЛолКек-ш6й8э
      @ЛолКек-ш6й8э 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Saruman: Fuck, what a bad time I chose to betray.

    • @HupfderFloh
      @HupfderFloh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      The Palantír you have dialed is not in service.

    • @Akantor5
      @Akantor5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He gets like a hold noice or just grey noise and be like wtf: this cable laying hobbodrwarfs at it again? TF🧙🏻‍♂📺

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Palantir: `We're sorry, the number you're trying to reach has been disconnected.`
      Saruman: "Huh."

  • @kunaiguywot
    @kunaiguywot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +538

    Gimli is the only being in middle-earth to go through with an actual attempt to destroy the ring.
    Edit: To the illiterate neckbeards trying to 'ackshually' me, my 19 word long statement has three parts:
    1 a being in middle-earth
    2 actually COMPLETED (even if it didn't work) an assault on the ring
    3 with the intention to destroy it.
    The people who touched or bore the ring (books and movies) include Sauron, Isildur, Deagol, Smeagol, Bilbo, Frodo, Gandalf, Tom Bombadil, and Samwise. Nobody else ever touched the ring but that doesn't matter because we aren't even talking about ringbearers we are talking about people who tried to destroy the ring. Plenty of people wanted it destroyed but only a few tried to make it happen.
    Gandalf threw it in Frodo's fireplace but knew that wouldn't damage it.
    Bilbo abandoned the ring but made no attempt to rid the world of it, only rid himself of it.
    Isildur failed to go through with it and so did Frodo.
    Samwise knew what would destroy the ring but was never in a position to do so.
    Tom Bombadil was immune to the ring but made no attempt to damage it.
    Smeagol/Gollum's actions led to the ring's destruction but that wasn't his intention so it wasn't an attempt at the ring's destruction.
    Gimli
    1 is a being in middle-earth.
    2 saw through from beginning to end an attack on the ring.
    3 intended to destroy it.
    I know this didn't happen in the books but this comment is on a clip from the MOVIE so I didn't think I had to specify that I'm not talking about the BOOKS.
    I'm not even sure why people are bringing up Elrond, Galadriel, Faramir and Aragorn for refusing the ring which is three laterals away from my point.

    • @Mousse9
      @Mousse9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      There are 3 characters that have had amazing feats regarding the One Ring.
      Gimli: The only one who actually went through with an attempt to destroy the One Ring. It failed ofcourse, but he actually attacked it, where nobody else even could.
      Bilbo: Willingly gave up the One Ring after it’s had a hold on him for a long time. (Sam did give it back to Frodo, but he had it nowhere near as long as Bilbo.)
      Tom Bombadil: The One Ring has zero effect on him, but given his unknown nature and origin, it’s lowest on the list.

    • @AlanSmithee-r3t
      @AlanSmithee-r3t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      ​@@Mousse9 And don't forget both Galadriel and Gandalf refused the ring when it was offered to them. Plus Sam gave it back to Frodo after rescuing him.

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well no, Gandalf throws it in the fireplace at Bilbo's

    • @triacontahedron
      @triacontahedron 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Mousse9 While Bilbo did have possession of it for an incredible length of time, he was almost always very far from Mordor and not in any danger. Frodo's resistance is arguably more incredible. He held to the quest right up until reaching Sammath Naur.
      Also, Gimli's attempt was an invention of the movies. That aside, I think anyone at the council other than Frodo and Bilbo (due to their prolonged exposure) would have been able of trying to destroy the ring at that moment.

    • @Mousse9
      @Mousse9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@gavinjenkins899 I think Gandalf knew it wouldn’t harm the One Ring. It wouldn’t count as an attempt to destroy it.

  • @evenstarelectricrailway3281
    @evenstarelectricrailway3281 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    All hail Gimli, son of Gloin, King under the Hills, destroyer of the Ring, savior of the Middle Earth!!!

    • @FragCool
      @FragCool 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mother of Dragons

  • @alexanderartz2288
    @alexanderartz2288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    DM: After you have discussed amongst yourselves, Elrond rises from his seat and says "You have only one choice, the ring must be destroyed." The feintest whispers of evil can be heard from the ring.
    Gimli's Player: What are we waiting for? I would like to take my Father's rune engraved axe and smash the ring on the stone table.
    DM: This ring is a magical artifact that is engraved with the will of an ancient Necromancer. You can certainly try but you might look foolish in front of the others if you fail.
    Boromir's Player: Hold on, I still think we can use this ring, I got a good will save.
    Aragorn's Player: Nah, we got to destroy it in that volcano it's going to corrupt you. I thought that's what the majority us wanted, Sam, Frodo, and Gandalf also agree.
    Legolas's Player: Go ahead, there's no way you are going to destroy that ring.
    DM: You are going to have to roll at disadvantage and roll a d100 to determine the effect that might happen.
    Gimli's Player: I'm still going for it, I let out a battle cry and smash the ring, _rolls dice, gets 2 natural 20's and rolls a 100._
    Everyone at the table cheers except Legoals's character who is in disbelief.
    DM: …The ring splits before you and the whispers of evil are no more. The Eye of Sauron atop of Baradur fades away and collapses, Elrond and the other Council members stare in awe what was witnessed. Due to this heroic act, and the morale of Sauron's military forces essentially collapsed, your feat has spread across the land and it's people have chosen you as High King. Congratulations!
    EDIT:
    Next Week: All the players: Last session was epic, but what do we do now for a campaign?
    DM: Well, if you want to continue in Middle Earth, there are unresolved threats, I have Saruman the White's Uruk-hai Army approaching Rohan...oh...and I have this cave fortress...Or we could do a prequel campaign? I have this Dragon that overtook the dwarven city of Erebor...

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      *The dm throws a Large Annotated note book and a pile of Maps into the fire place.*
      See you all in 6 months cause I now need to write a new campaign.

    • @9Johnny8
      @9Johnny8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@tanith117 Nah, Gollum just shows up at the next 'random encounter' wearing a gaudy necklace.

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not how it works, though. An a natural 20 is not really anything special. 5% of all throws are on average a natural 20, so it would just be stupid to link anything wondrous to it.

    • @simonwahlen7150
      @simonwahlen7150 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@miriamweller812 While it was explained pretty hard to understand (natural 20 and d100). I think it is supposed to be that he rolls 2 d100 (which might be sets of d10s to make up a single 100 sided dice) and both lands on 100 which would be a one in ten thousand chance. Which in dnd terms might be enough to break the campaign lol.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@simonwahlen7150 Rolling 100 on two ten siders (two 10s) is a 1 in 100 chance. All the results of percentile dice are 1 in 100.
      Still, the odds of rolling two nat 20s and THEN a 100? That's WAY tougher.
      Or were you saying he rolled 100s twice? That's not what the post said. Two nat 20s in a row followed by 100 on the percentile dice (d100).

  • @VelvetMagician
    @VelvetMagician 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    The axe destroyed the ring because Gimli’s axe was covered in Eowyn’s stew

    • @chickenchaser6558
      @chickenchaser6558 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      how evil enchanting! 😂

    • @H4Tzel
      @H4Tzel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      so you know it's good 👌

    • @Resursator
      @Resursator 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@H4Tzelthe man of culture

    • @Caerulean
      @Caerulean 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Noooo. 😆

    • @Destroyer-oy5fs
      @Destroyer-oy5fs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      +2 d10 poison damage

  • @naproupi
    @naproupi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "I hit it with my axe"
    "No the mcguffin is immune to damage exept from adamantite"
    "My axe is adamantite"
    "WHAT ?"

  • @TurboMMaster
    @TurboMMaster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    And so Gimli holds the record of any% speedrun.

  • @peterbergvall7752
    @peterbergvall7752 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    Reducing a 10 hour trilogy to the length of a TikTok....impressive, now the younger gens can also enjoy Tolkiens magic with this attention span corrected masterpiece

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Can you imagine them watching all 3 Extended Cut movies in 1 day?

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The extended editions are trash. Theatrical versions are better.
      No Peter Jackson I don't want to watch your nature documentary about mount bogancunt. It's not interesting and it's not fun.

    • @becausebuzzbomb6133
      @becausebuzzbomb6133 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@SirNilzey It is to me. Your point is invalidated.

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@becausebuzzbomb6133 dangit

    • @TheFlyingDogFish
      @TheFlyingDogFish 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They still have to get to Rivendell. So half a movie?

  • @vader97100
    @vader97100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    Elrond: The ring can only be destroyed by throwing it into the fires of Mt Doom.
    Gimli: How do you know that’s the only way?
    Elrond: Well I don’t, that’s what’s been told.
    Gimli: Time to find out!
    😂😂😂

    • @solandri69
      @solandri69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Gimli was the only one thinking right. They would've felt really stupid if they'd made the entire trek to Mt Doom, only to find out they could've destroyed the ring at any time just by hitting it really hard.
      This actually applies to the real world. When people asked me to diagnose and fix computer problems, I used to listen to the symptoms, then try to fix it in order of most likely to least likely cause of the problem.
      Eventually i figured out that the most time-efficient method is to try to fix it in order of easiest to try to hardest to try (using likeliness of cause to filter out solutions unlikely to work). Hitting the ring really hard is really easy and really quick to try.

    • @7XSubaru
      @7XSubaru 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@solandri69 I can understand you well. With detective games, I have also noticed that it is sometimes unexpectedly easy.
      Group: Hmm, how can we find the killer in this game.
      I just ask a player who seems suspicious to me politely. "Are you the murderer?"
      This player: Yes, hahaha ^^ - fun.
      Me: Okay has confessed, let's reveal who she is and throw her out of the game.
      Who was she: Well, the killer.
      It was wo easy.
      An innocent person would defend himself and leave not the slightest doubt that he is not the murderer. He has no interest in expanding the circle of suspects to himself.
      The "murderer" in the game adopts a different way of thinking about his role. He must remain calm, not show panic and deceive the masses.
      The murderer was so focused on appearing calm and self-confident that he did not see the most obvious trap coming, namely that he was simply believed.

  • @mateuszslawinski1990
    @mateuszslawinski1990 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Given how arrogant Sauron was it's quite possible the Ring might not be protected against crushing/cutting/smashing damage at all.

    • @DaciValt
      @DaciValt หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Arrogant yes but come on... he's not stupid xD

    • @mateuszslawinski1990
      @mateuszslawinski1990 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DaciValt He didn't consider possibility to destroy it, so it counts.

    • @DaciValt
      @DaciValt หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@mateuszslawinski1990 He was correct tho, no-one on Middle Earth can or did destroy the ring.
      Frodo brought it to Mt Doom to be sure however Sauron's design worked and Frodo claimed it.

  • @Inquisitor_Vex
    @Inquisitor_Vex 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I knew exactly what this was going to be and I was still pleasantly surprised. Hehehe..

  • @Shintareth
    @Shintareth หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Truly a "Short King!!" 😎

  • @Cruxair
    @Cruxair 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I was sooo hoping the laughing would be at the rnd and there it is 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arthaiser
    @arthaiser 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    what i like about the real scene is that as much as boromir was falling for the ring in that council, that ring was doing the same to everyone sitting there, all the elves, aragorn, the dwarves, elron, gandalf. the ring was promising everything to every last one of them, and gimli still tried to destroy it like it was nothing to him.

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That tiddly ring couldn't fit his sheer girth. What promises could he possibly care about?

    • @Hvitserk47
      @Hvitserk47 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Never trust an elf!

    • @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466
      @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He was more worried about the elves keeping the ring for themselves.
      His racism made him do the right thing. Absolute Chad.

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Racism is chad and based

    • @JohnMitchem-e2k
      @JohnMitchem-e2k 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I was neither drink, nor food, nor a hairy woman... it was nothing to him.

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Important thing to note is that, since the ring fell into Mount Doom accidentally during the struggle between Frodo and Gollum, Gimli is canonically the only person in history who tried to destroy the one ring instead of keeping it for themselves. He failed of course but he still tried.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes
      Plenty of people have the intent to destroy it, but never take the action, take the action but never intended it, or have the opportunity to, but don't, but Gimli is the only person who looked at the ring, understood what it was, decided to destroy it, and then took an action that, in his mind, could conceivably lead to the ring's destruction.
      Not lead to its destruction by way of putting a domino on the path, or being one of a hundred hands to do it, but just actually trying to destroy it.

    • @ESparkAster
      @ESparkAster 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      At least how I interpret it, it's impossible to knowingly, feasibly, and intentionally destroy the Ring, all three at once.
      Knowingly destroying the Ring is any attempt within your knowledge you think could destroy it
      Feasibly is having this actually work
      And intentionally is to go through with that action of your own accord and will.
      So, Frodo and Isildur had knowingly and feasibly, but not intentionally (Since they couldn't go through with it)
      Gollum had feasibly, but not intentionally
      Gandalf had intentionally, but not knowingly and feasibly (The fireplace couldn't destroy the ring, and he knew that)
      And in the case of Gimli, he had knowingly and intentionally, but not feasibly. As I see it, you can try to destroy the Ring of your own accord as long as it isn't something that actually will do it.

  • @JohnMitchem-e2k
    @JohnMitchem-e2k 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Man, the guy swore this couldn't happen... knew I should have gotten the warranty"
    - Sauron

  • @kallenordvall
    @kallenordvall 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    That axe was also made in the fires of Mount Doom.😂 Gandalf remains grey and then the council laugh of how much time and countless of lives they saved.

  • @raycon921
    @raycon921 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    that still counts as one! 🤣

  • @D00RYA
    @D00RYA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    He had to hit it to make viewers understand that there was no other option to destroy it. If there were only rumours about it, people would question it

  • @Raving_Rando
    @Raving_Rando 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This feels like a late 2000s video, in the best kinda way.
    Well done.

  • @hudsonball4702
    @hudsonball4702 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    For they were all deceived! For in the cracks of mount doom a member of Durin's folk forged a master axe. One Axe to cut them all in swinging it, breaks them.

  • @shtarkloff
    @shtarkloff 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    this laugh in the end 😂

  • @attemptedunkindness3632
    @attemptedunkindness3632 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The ring can only be destroyed by the fires of Mordor!" said the stupid preening elves. Gimli stood, ignoring them "Well what are we waiting for?" grunted Gimli, hefting his great axe The Fires of Mordor.

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Rock and stone, brother!

  • @HextorBane
    @HextorBane 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Sauron is the only villain in the history of literature who has an entire saga written in his name and who does not even get a chance to fight his enemies in the final confrontation.

    • @kilerog
      @kilerog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sauron. One of the OG classic fantasy villains. The terror of Middle Earth. And also a guy whose backstory includes losing not once, not twice, but THREE whole times,* and who then doesn't even show up in person for the entirety of the series.
      * Gets beat up by an Elven princess and her dog in the First age, gets sent running by the Numenoreans in the mid-Second Age, and then gets defeated by Isildur at the end of the Second Age/start of the Third Age.

    • @ryanwilliams8723
      @ryanwilliams8723 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@kilerog he does tend to lose, unfortunately he also tends to take a lot of people with him, badly weakening them for next time and he's generally pretty good at rebounding so it still takes two whole ages to actually bring him down completly

  • @brendanparker3253
    @brendanparker3253 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This is what he thought was going to happen

  • @Swarbie8D
    @Swarbie8D 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is perfect, and came onto my feed at the perfect time. Thank you, I really needed this

  • @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785
    @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I've seen this "ending" a couple of times, but this is probably the best edit

  • @austinj3881
    @austinj3881 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was my favorite movie. It gets straight to the point.

    • @baptiste7653
      @baptiste7653 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And you can watch it hundreds of times a day

  • @TheVocoderGuy
    @TheVocoderGuy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was fantastic, I love your reinterpretation of the story!

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When he said we have his axe, he wasn't fooling around

    • @JohnMitchem-e2k
      @JohnMitchem-e2k 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "And you have my ax... well, what's left of it. Don't worry, I know a guy who can fix this. Will probably buff right out"

  • @renascienza.bazarclub
    @renascienza.bazarclub 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    In his mind, things would work like this 😂😂😂😂

    • @Jessieg274
      @Jessieg274 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He had never seen his axe fail up to that point 😄

    • @renascienza.bazarclub
      @renascienza.bazarclub 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Jessieg274 Dwarves say that all the time... 😂

  • @anthonyfaiell3263
    @anthonyfaiell3263 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I gotta say, I knew exactly where this was going. I still clicked on it, and I still enjoyed it.

  • @jeremykraenzlein5975
    @jeremykraenzlein5975 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is even shorter than the alternate storyline where the eagles flew Frodo and Sam to Mount Doom.

  • @timthorson52
    @timthorson52 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When you roll a natural 20 and the DM didn't think it through beforehand.

  • @Maverickgrindstar
    @Maverickgrindstar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Gimli was just a mundane dwarf with an axe and tried to destroy the ring. Gandalf was basically a divine being with magic so powerful he killed a balrog... and didn't even try something

    • @benmoore8809
      @benmoore8809 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      True, Gimli's an idiot.

    • @revengance4149
      @revengance4149 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@benmoore8809 his point is that Gandalf is an idiot for not trying.

    • @benmoore8809
      @benmoore8809 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@revengance4149 No, he's smart enough to know you shouldn't try. Everyone else there knows it's virtually indestructible. Gimli really thought it was that simple? He broke his axe and landed on his ass. He's retarded and it shows throughout the rest of the trilogy.

    • @BaneofGods
      @BaneofGods 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@revengance4149 not really an idiot, just thought it futile to try, as well as the ring actively preventing anyone from wanting to destroy it. It's part of what makes gimli such an outlier in the movies that he was actually willing to try destroying it and thinking he might actually succeed, though I've seen people say that the ring knew it wouldn't be destroyed by the axe and so didn't bother trying to exert its will over gimli to prevent him from destroying it. Then again, in the books when Frodo is even contemplating throwing the ring into a fireplace to destroy it when Gandalf asked him he noticed that he'd suddenly put the ring back in his pocket without even realizing it, so even 'ring knew it wouldn't be destroyed so it didn't bother trying to prevent its destruction' is flawed

    • @revengance4149
      @revengance4149 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@BaneofGods that's very insightful. I was just trying to point out that ben missed Maverick's point. that being that they should've tried to destroy it themselves before marching of to Mordor, and that the most powerful one should've tried that being Gandalf. Not that Gimli shouldn't have tried but rather that Gandalf should've tried. the question of if Gandalf could even have the willpower to try in the first place is a difficult question. I'm pretty sure that dwarfs are pretty good at resisting the control of the ring though

  • @henrymapleton
    @henrymapleton 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Days of Gimli, my kind of soap opera

  • @superslayerguy
    @superslayerguy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    When u do that one glitch to at let’s you skip the whole game

  • @devilbob
    @devilbob 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how Elrond just rises from the bottom of the screen to say his part

  • @TwoPuyo
    @TwoPuyo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The ring can only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom or by a Goblin Mutant.

  • @DrNiradino
    @DrNiradino 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "this still only counts as one!" - Legolas.

  • @Xhadp
    @Xhadp 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love the png cutout you inserted when the crown was being placed on his head. Just seems so fitting.

  • @Saimeren
    @Saimeren 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That dumb laugh he does always gets me. I love it.

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Legolas: "That STILL only Counts as One!"

  • @CEnow
    @CEnow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Elron: "The ring must be destroyed, Mr. Anderson!"

  • @necroheartplucker
    @necroheartplucker 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Only if it's that easy 😂 Gimli is such a comic relief character and yet he knows how to fight. Perfect character.

  • @theCodyReeder
    @theCodyReeder วันที่ผ่านมา

    I have always wondered; was the ring actually indestructible or just very strong? what do acids do to it? thermite? how about high explosive shaped charges?

  • @gloryshadow8710
    @gloryshadow8710 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I was half-expecting to see Gandalf putting the crown on his own head 😅

  • @brandonwilson3507
    @brandonwilson3507 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I knew exactly what this video would be before even watching it and was not disappointed, down to finishing it with a Gimli laugh. 10/10

  • @JoeNathanWhite
    @JoeNathanWhite 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how i knew the video would end with Gimli laugh. At this point its just a law to add it at the end of a gimly meme vid

  • @mattspicer869
    @mattspicer869 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    that gimli at the end xD placing it down thats some NEXT level cgi

  • @taylorkatz5432
    @taylorkatz5432 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I wouldn't mind living in the days of Gimli.

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Durirrin folk have been turned into Gimli folk.

  • @spectre111
    @spectre111 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I always appreciated the film dealt with the question so the audience could see why the mission to Mount Doom was necessary.

  • @bskec2177
    @bskec2177 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    DM "He rolled a NAT 20, what was I supposed to say?"

  • @maeschder
    @maeschder 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video was exactly what i thought it'd be, and im happy with that

  • @illydeewilliams3045
    @illydeewilliams3045 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And this is why Gimli was allowed into the Undying Lands

  • @eLitehium
    @eLitehium 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Perfect editing! 😂

  • @iammonke5970
    @iammonke5970 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “You should never underestimate dwarves.”

  • @SeanForeman
    @SeanForeman 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    lets don't forget he has his axe back in the next scene... always good to have a backup axe when destroying a ring of power

  • @EternalExquisite
    @EternalExquisite หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No one realize (but ME!) that Gimli is indeed FACTUAL as Tom Bombadil.

  • @TakanoIchikawa
    @TakanoIchikawa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    now this is perfection!

  • @MrMacavity
    @MrMacavity 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    speedrun any %

  • @journeymanX
    @journeymanX หลายเดือนก่อน

    All the dwarf women gonna come out of hiding for this one

  • @SirSamTheTank
    @SirSamTheTank หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is what you can achieve when you make your bed

  • @watch-box
    @watch-box 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    More lore accurate than the Amazon travesty!

  • @quym373
    @quym373 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    thought he said "Give it to mr. Anderson" He is now an assasin and will destroy it with a pencil. 😅

  • @АндрейМоисеев-й1й
    @АндрейМоисеев-й1й 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gimli went from practical side of a work

  • @Bepisipeb
    @Bepisipeb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gimli rolled a nat. 20

  • @victorcampbell1868
    @victorcampbell1868 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Even better and more accurate than rings of powers

  • @michaelmichaelagnew8503
    @michaelmichaelagnew8503 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Glimli does become a dwarf king later on after the Lord of the Rings.

  • @xbubblehead
    @xbubblehead 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well, that would have saved about 8 hours of theater time.

  • @raantas946
    @raantas946 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That, my friend Gimli, still counts as One.

  • @lias-Sh4r9k7z
    @lias-Sh4r9k7z 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well played, sir! 😂🎉

  • @coltonthorpe7812
    @coltonthorpe7812 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This movie is over twenty years old. Let that sink in.

  • @freddogrosso9835
    @freddogrosso9835 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now he has a whole kingdom to toss him!

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    YOU! can tossoff this Dwarf!

  • @ChrisDanceMusic
    @ChrisDanceMusic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the dumb laugh at the end.

  • @Sam.From.Wonderland
    @Sam.From.Wonderland 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'd like to know how Amazon would remake this video.

  • @soldiernumberx8921
    @soldiernumberx8921 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    At least in 2024 we learn that souron was apparently hot. The lore has expanded in unpredictable way.

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ROCK! AND! STONE!

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And Boromir was already halfway through building his catapult. Maybe next time...

  • @duke_revna6404
    @duke_revna6404 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What a short sprint can do for you.

  • @CPG00
    @CPG00 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Gimli destroyed the ring calmy...

  • @JH_789
    @JH_789 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I could have bought the small popcorn with this version.

  • @elmori616
    @elmori616 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Gimli overdub did it for me... makes it look like Gimli edited this himself to impress someone