"Tangos are the seeds of peace; if you want it [peace?] to grow, you gotta put 'em in the ground." might be one of the best lines in any video game I've ever seen. In a "so bad, it's good" kind of way.
Dear oboeshoes, I make turret section sound effects for a living. Every one is made from scratch with love, so having them all called "this exact sound effect" is truly devastating for me
@@Schnoizl People just going to have Baldur's Gate or Cyberpunk's babies, while everyone is a bit more normal about Helldivers 2, Elden Ring, Balatro, or Space Marine 2, and Gamers are still like, "modern games, amirite?"
I actually saw there was an almost 9 hrs video and was like what, he never uploads one that long but luckily watched this one first to see what the game was. Rest assured, there will be a day soon when I start that video in its entirety
So it's a game about underwater combat that makes multiple Lovecraft references and it's just boring humans and boring robots to fight? Way to drop the ball.
@@goldenfiberwheat238 They mention the Al-Azred terrorists (Lovecraft's Necronomicon was written by Abdul Al-Hazred) and the big submarine is the Dagon (god of the deep ones)
I bet knife hands in his spare time is a 4 star chef who cuts and cooks the fish for his co-workers. You just destroyed the glue that held that unit together "Young Man!" 4:10 How embarrassing the staff killed me with a punch not the gun with the machine gun. 6:25 To bad the animation gives anyone who walks next to you an un-skippable death scene "The Fools".
4:18 this has to be the worst dead space menu/inventory clone attempt i've ever seen, it completely fails to deliver the 3d effect and looks absolutely terrible! hysterical!😂
I don't know if you've played it but try darkvoid or lost planet. Fun fact: these devs from deep black are still around and have a weird history of being the studio for underwater stuff
Robo Crab really had it hard back in the 7th gen days, drifting from one mediocre shooter to the next he's now married and had 2 robo crab children with a successful career in the Earth Defence force
I can't believe that this is worse than Amy, but it's really something how many of these seventh-gen shooters seem to iterate on the genre formula to the point of self-destruction.
I haven't played this game since launch AND I haven't watched this video, but I hope "tangos are the seeds of peace, you just have to put them in the ground" and "titanic was the ultimate ship, but the iceberg was made by the ultimate architect - God" made it into the cut. The game had nothing else to offer and I felt flu-like symptoms after finishing it.
I swear it's the same VA for Lt. Rowe in Dying Light 2...but his list of work on Wiki doesn't have this, and I haven't found any actual info on who the VA for this game's MC is.
I just love how the dock workers ended up being the most powerful enemies in the game
Don't mess with the dockworkers union.
there it is. he found it. the giant enemy crab
th-cam.com/video/fMfapDlm9UY/w-d-xo.html
This game is based on real battles in ancient japan
He's robo crab's japanese cousin
I admire the enemy variety in this game
Riiiiidge Raccccer
"Tangos are the seeds of peace; if you want it [peace?] to grow, you gotta put 'em in the ground." might be one of the best lines in any video game I've ever seen. In a "so bad, it's good" kind of way.
Reminds me of “I’m a bullet farmer. I put bullets in people and out comes more ammo” from Ross Scott in freeman’s mind
this is something like what certain people genuinely did say in real life
It's my favorite 100% real Sgt Johnson/Liberty prime quote. Funny how all 3 of them had this exact line.
@ neither of them ever said that
@@goldenfiberwheat238 bot
I'M A herbivore BUDDY, A REAL polinator
Spec Ops: The Fishing Line
We desperately need to get that game back on Steam.
Love that the AI sound doesn't have any vocoder effect on it. So it's just sounds like she is imitating Glados poorly.
Worse, it just sounds like a generic text-to-speech bot you'd hear in generic steamslop
@RedRocky54 That's definitely just a voice actor doing a monotone voice.
It's a 2012 game. TTS doesn't sound that good yet.
Why does she sound like the annoying tik tok voice?
@@2ndeaster Ironically, if they'd used actual 2012 text-to-speech for the AI voice, people would probably like it better.
Shots fired to microsoft sam!@@2ndeaster
OboeShoes; Come for the Bionicle references, stay for the Bionicle references.
If they weren't crabs i'd be upset at the lack of a visorak horde reference.
Dear oboeshoes, I make turret section sound effects for a living. Every one is made from scratch with love, so having them all called "this exact sound effect" is truly devastating for me
What defines a good “turret section sound effect”?
@@frostcore2214 it makes you feel like swiveling in your chair. It really drives home that rotating around a single point experience
@@TeaAndAPiano oh I was thinking about firing sound, but that’s a good point too. You would want the turret to sound as fluid as it is in game.
@@frostcore2214 hey you really know what you're talking about, good to see these turret sounds aren't going over everyone's heads
@@TeaAndAPianois there a stock sound that is used by games like these, or do most games get unique turret sounds for their games?
So glad the developers waited until the final cutscene to add lore and drama to their game. The sequel is going to be so hype.
I thought I knew all the bad 7th gen shooters but this appears to have slipped under my radar as a teenager.
I guess you can say this game has... *swum* under your radar 😄
I-CANNOT-TAKE-THAT-VILLAIN-SERIOUSLY-WHILE-SHE-KEEPS-TALKING-LIKE-THAT.
3:27 This game was MADE for gamers
😎 CAN WE SAY THE SAME FOR GAMES OF TODAY?
"They KNEW what they were doing 😏😏😏😏,"
"GYAT"
Captain Julienne Knifehands works in the canteen.
Although he's the pastry chef.
If you like bad games with water you'll love Hydrophobia.
Feel like it was kind of begging for a campaign where you have the water powers from the horde mode, but for the whole game
He has already made a video about that game actually
What about WET
the game is called Hydrophobia but you spend most of the time *in* water? were the devs stupid?
Wouldn't that be a game about rabies?
I'm so glad that the fish AI clip/guy lives rent free in somebody else's head too
As someone who grew up on Hero Factory, most of Bionicle references made by Oboe just go over my head.
like a helmet instead of a mask
Oh sweet summer child..... So young and naive
There is a 9.5 hour bionicle lore documentary you could watch
The "real pollinator" got me good 😂
Bro you unlocked golden gun mode, gotta do another playthrough for us
Robocrab gaming
At first I thought the robocrab bit went on for too long, but now when it shows up it's funny again.
Gold age of gaming where every 7th gen game was a Gears, DMC or God of War rip-off, unlike modern games!
COD ripoff too.
And you gotta love all the on-disc DLC.
When someone generalizes that "Older games used to be good and new ones are all crap" these types of games instantly come to mind XD
there was trash but there were also true gems, nowadays most tripple-a games are just shining polished...turds.
Ever wish like bad movies and games would just be remade. I bet this IP is like 5 cents.
@@Schnoizl People just going to have Baldur's Gate or Cyberpunk's babies, while everyone is a bit more normal about Helldivers 2, Elden Ring, Balatro, or Space Marine 2, and Gamers are still like, "modern games, amirite?"
Youre not wrong but we also barely have the game count we did back in the 360 and ps2 eras so the ratio of good to bad is much worse
@@wearsjorge55 Have you actually counted them and made a ratio?
So glad to see the return of the best character, robo-crab.
I've already seen hours of Oboe hating their life, I watched the Amy playthrough.
He makes these games up I swear
0:23 yeah my favorite country europe
I actually saw there was an almost 9 hrs video and was like what, he never uploads one that long but luckily watched this one first to see what the game was. Rest assured, there will be a day soon when I start that video in its entirety
Peak 7th gen slop. Don't be surprised about Jeremy Soule doing this game, he was EVERYWHERE back in the day.
Yet another classic video from french horn sandals
this game brought to you buy a copious amount of bawls energy
the animations in this game look so bad for this generation
I don’t think this game came out this generation
@@shepardren8006 They meant the generation in which the game came out, not the generation we're in right now.
The Riddick games are delisted and those are great
The dead body physics underwater is the best part of the game
That and the over the top death screams of the human soldiers underwater. They were going for an Oscar with those screams.
YEESS ROBO CRAB IS BACK best re-occuring character.
So it's a game about underwater combat that makes multiple Lovecraft references and it's just boring humans and boring robots to fight? Way to drop the ball.
Are these lovecraft references in the room with us right now?
@@goldenfiberwheat238 They mention the Al-Azred terrorists (Lovecraft's Necronomicon was written by Abdul Al-Hazred) and the big submarine is the Dagon (god of the deep ones)
@ I feel like that first one is just a coincidence
@@goldenfiberwheat238
Mate what is your goal?
@@steelbear2063 I don’t have one
With the amount of robo crabs in this game, it seems made for you.
Can't wait to see RoboCrab in Red Faction: Armageddon
Captain Sirius Pierce: "Why would they make a robot whose attack is eating."
Horizon Zero Dawn: ...
I we not going to talk about that AI scream at the end?
Also, the AI sounds like the standard AI voiceover on Tik Tok.
Amazing work Sigurd
Thank you for continuing the tradition of playing 7th gen games that are not that good and probably don't deserve the effort needed to play them.
I took a break from the 8 hour full play through to watch this. Now back to the full playthrough.
I bet knife hands in his spare time is a 4 star chef who cuts and cooks the fish for his co-workers. You just destroyed the glue that held that unit together "Young Man!" 4:10 How embarrassing the staff killed me with a punch not the gun with the machine gun. 6:25 To bad the animation gives anyone who walks next to you an un-skippable death scene "The Fools".
I love bakugan don't ever try to justify a bakugan reference
that AI core sounds like GLaDOS from temu
This game wishes it was Haze.
Which is is very sad
4:18 this has to be the worst dead space menu/inventory clone attempt i've ever seen, it completely fails to deliver the 3d effect and looks absolutely terrible! hysterical!😂
After that one PS3 samurai game didn't get a sequel, Robocrab had to help his cousin, Giant Enemy Crab, find work
The way you play these games is too good 😂😂
I don't know if you've played it but try darkvoid or lost planet.
Fun fact: these devs from deep black are still around and have a weird history of being the studio for underwater stuff
It is now
time for crab 🦀
Robo Crab really had it hard back in the 7th gen days, drifting from one mediocre shooter to the next
he's now married and had 2 robo crab children with a successful career in the Earth Defence force
Robocrab will never not be funny. Such a great reference!
I didn't realize a game's title could be composed exclusively of more adjectives than Elite: Dangerous but here we are
Got excited at the studio logo; thought it said 'Blart Studios'
This is an certified Oboeshoes™ Classsic™
It's like ur aquaman and isac from deadspace is superman lol
Ahh a wonderful 15 min video to watch on my lunch break and an 8 hour video to fill the rest of my day!
1:39 Movement is back!
It gets good marks for concept, but then uhhhhh everything else...
I can't believe that this is worse than Amy, but it's really something how many of these seventh-gen shooters seem to iterate on the genre formula to the point of self-destruction.
there is a very good reson why jeremy soule vanish them appears on a game like this...
Mom, can we have SHODAN?
Mom: We have SHODAN at home.
The SHODAN at home: 6:40
For a second there i thought you wouldn't do the Modern Warfare 2 (2009) ghost voice
much Love the Bakugan reference!!
Every single Bionicle joke in this video was written for me. I am in tears
5:18 "its a wittle bit"
Only 5.9% of players have beat the game 💀
Most of people can't run it for some reason
oh man i actually loved the demo as a kid
Robotic eel gaming
Man I remember playing a demo for this years ago. Crazy to see it pop up again
I haven't played this game since launch AND I haven't watched this video, but I hope "tangos are the seeds of peace, you just have to put them in the ground" and "titanic was the ultimate ship, but the iceberg was made by the ultimate architect - God" made it into the cut. The game had nothing else to offer and I felt flu-like symptoms after finishing it.
YAY, TANGOS MADE IT IN!
Underrated Indie classic!
If madness and contradiction decided to have a child together in the form of a video game
Erm… what the frag?!
oboeshoes got 1) gumption,
2) gum -like, "chew gum"-,
and 3) minty gargle
Publisher is 505 Games
now it all makes sense
Giant mechanical crab.
My true favourite Underwater FPS shooter game with compelling story, brutal violence and fantastic graphics will always be Ecco the Dolphin.
the barraki reference got me wheezing
"I will not be killed by the dock workers"
27:00 truck turns without the turning wheels, and the tires are spinning at a different speed than its moving 👌
I remember replaying the demo so much back on the 360
I want to collect ALL of the thumbnails
5:15 THERE’S A YUGE FRICKING ROBOT CRAB OUT THERE
"If you think about it ..." WELL I DON'T!
Oboe you are way too funny keep it up.
I just hear Jerma going *"Giant. Enemy. Craab."*
Jerma is what filthy frank became right?
Shout out to the Nerf Longshot.
Why does that voice actor sound like the guy who stands outside of pizza shops and reviews pizza from like Brooklyn or New York or something? 😆
I swear it's the same VA for Lt. Rowe in Dying Light 2...but his list of work on Wiki doesn't have this, and I haven't found any actual info on who the VA for this game's MC is.
You have to touch those studio full portfolio, they practically released yearly until this game came out
Ah creap, a giant mechanical crab
Thank the lords we have edited videos back
I guess this is better than watching a 8 hour video :)
Could you link the 2nd channel in the description? Helps get it more views
“GIANT MECHANICAL CRAB!” 🗣🔥🗣
dock worker vs 4 robot crabs who would win
Good lord.
50% chest high wall combat
5% melee stabbings
10% swimming
5% destroying robo-balls
30% robo-crab fights
100% 7th gen Slav Jank game