Here’s the links for the weekly podcast! Thanks to everyone who has listened so far 😁 if you enjoy it and you’re kind enough to leave a review, we’ll read it on the show! PODCAST APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-thequickslice-way/id1643069234 PODCAST SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5nJJrjFLOQDt86L8tsf0b0
Love the podcast! You and your brother have the most chill conversations. It’s so relaxing to listen to your spot on observations, your interesting side notes, your sighs when the previous season is mentioned and your giggles when another drink is thrown. Your humor is great. I listen on Spotify so I can’t leave a review there, but I did give you 5 stars 🌟 Looking forward to next week 😊
The way she said “ew” to the cow being $500… how much did she think a whole entire cow was going to cost? I’ve never been in the market for a cow but I just feel like that wasn’t an unreasonable price 😂🤨
My theories are that he's intentionally choosing these women bc he knows it won't last long & that his fam wouldn't approve. Also, he's using the show as a way to promote his 'music' on a wider stage
Ok I know this has gotten confusing for everyone, but I've been following this situation pretty intently, so I'm going to break down the hierarchy of wives at least as I see it at this point: 1. A younger woman who hasn't even been found yet 2. A PlayStation 3. A cow 4. Kim Hope this helps!
I feel like Usman tricked both BGL and Kim into bringing gifts of livestock because he knew that would be offensive to his family and he just thought it would be funny. Kim says she won’t be second anything, but she’s the second person to fall for the livestock trick.
I hate the insinuation that her having a lesbian friend means that she is one as well. Or that dating women is somehow different than dating men after their 7th breakup. Even if a woman happens to be bi, it doesn't mean she's hooking up w every woman she's in contact with
Exactly! Even if Liz were dating both men and women when her and Ed were broken up it wouldn't make a difference. It's such a harmful stereotype that bi people are these promiscuous cheaters. They have the likelihood to cheat just as much as anyone else, be it straight or gay. Sexualities don't make up a person!
@@Ass_of_Amalek I hate it so much, remember when they found out Rose dated a woman after Ed? That was so disgusting and they acted like she committed a crime
"the most elaborate way to start a farm in the history of the world" CRACKED ME UP - at least that would be more honorable than whatever Usman is probably up to
She must think that being the first wife means he loves her more. She would be perfectly happy to take him to America and leaves his other wife and child(ren) behind to never be seen or heard from again.
Your videos are already TOP TIER and hilarious, but adding that Andy (The Office) clip has me crying laughing and makes me love your channel and videos even more❤❤❤❤❤
she knows what she's buying just like a dirty old man - she's offering a person much younger a wealthier lifestyle ( green card)to marry her for the sex she wants.
Never seen an episode of this show in my life yet I watch all your videos. Please keep it up?! Have you ever though about covering other dumpster fires like the bachelor!
@@TheQuickSlice would love to see you cover more reality tv relationships in general. You do a good job of pointing out the absurdity. Maybe even a vintage show like tila tequila (she had her own love show twice and didnt end up with anyone)
youre killing us all here dude, the " the dog is looking at the alcohol on the shelf everyone drinks too much and I gotta go to bed and wake up early" is just 💀💀💀💀💀
LOL I've listened to some of this guy's uploads several times and still laugh every time. This guy is one of the funniest commentators in online history, no exaggeration.
I do think it’s important to stress that while Ed starts singing his own praises over the lack of contact with his mom and daughter as some huge favour to Liz, he didn’t cut them off, they cut him off. He says her friend who is “bad for her” shouldn’t have been at the party and uses his mom and daughter to guilt trip but he openly stated multiple times that he had invited both of them, even after what his daughter did to Liz. I agree that they’re the most toxic on the show and one of the worst relationships I’ve ever seen on one of these shows, it’s actually horrifying that they’re still together Great video as always! Your commentary on these slow motion train wrecks is my absolute favourite
Apparently this whole lesbian drama was just for the cameras (shocker!) and the woman who touched Liz’s arm wanted nothing to do with the narrative TLC was trying to spin 🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️ love your vid’s Slice! 😁
I think Kim is more attractive than she thinks she is, but she eschews the styles (hair, makeup, wardrobe) that would flatter her, and same with the men she dates. It’s a shame that she’s running from who she is and trying to be something she isn’t with someone she shouldn’t.
So ready for sundays episode tho lol I lost it when they said the bull was a bribe but yeah they’ve been through Lisa so of course they’re gonna expect the worst 😂
Anyone else realize Big Ed looks like Steven Seagal and Danny Devito had a child? His long hair is exactly Steven seagals haircut. And he is exactly Devitos height and body shape.
If my partner would do that to me i will be like "Oh, you are as broke as i am. Maybe we should see other people. Or make a plan to get rich somehow idk."
@Shhhhh I'm sure there's a few good guys out there. I have a 21 yr old son, I would encourage to use a coupon. Atleast for a good meal. Not some fast food place.
How is using a coupon anywhere for anything bad? Haha I get if it’s like multiple and becomes a chore for the cashier or something like that but how is fronting that you don’t need a coupon a flex? Some smooth brained shit thinking right there
I have complimented your snarky humor on a different video but I had to again. IT is so effortless I have to assume you are like this the rest of the time too. You crack me up.
Thanks QuickSlice, this video made my day. Possibly my weekend. By the way, did anyone else noticed the Pepto Bismol on the counter behind Liz? I wonder which of them has GI problems? My guess would be Ed. He looks like one big GI problem.
The last time Ed broke up with Liz, she told him he'd hurt her so bad that she'd rather try dating women than date other men again. Basically something every woman has ever said when we've been hurt and are just blowing off steam. The woman Ed is jealous over atm is/was a coworker who is a lesbian. He's got no real reason just his insecurities, as always.
He's got no neck maybe he couldn't turn to see what was really happening. How is he allowed to drive anyhow when he can't turn his neck to check for cars!?
It’s insane kimbaaarly is offended at the thought of being the 2nd wife, she was the one who invented that tier system. I would imagine the ranking would be equal & only upped if Use Man decided he liked one wife’s personality more. Her idea of having a hidden away in a dark place 2nd child bearing wife is ridiculous, obviously they would live together so the responsibility of daily life is shared. She needs to think on the reason people have shared households in that country, she is just ignorant to think you have a ranking system & wives for children or anything else. Delusional as per usual 😂😂
I was so excited to see you had a new video update, I was jumping up and down! And I learned another interesting word, yammy! My vocabulary is growing lol big hugs!
I have been absorbing all these “Quickslices” this channels reminds me some of Prim, which i’ve missed, obviously Prim has moved, AND IT’S FINE NOW, CUZ I’VE BEEN EATING ALL THESE SLICES!! Loving this channel! Love the sarcasm!! Too funny!
If you likd the videos the podcast actually takes it to another level. It is long and still with the quick slice style. Amazinggg. I left a review and they did read it 🔥
Um, idk. Bribes can be a good way to start a marriage. My husband's grandparents have been married for 62 years, and that all started w/bumming a cigarette 😂
QuickSlice...man, you kill me!! 🤣 I now watch reality shows and just naturally hear you expertly truth bomb it all in my head 😆 Your humour is awesome man, Thanks from Scotland 👌
I stumbled across your channel...and love it. You Content Creators are dragging the hell out of Use-Man and Kimbaaaaaaaaleee! And the fact that Use-Man thinks he looks sooooo good and has soooo much to offer a Woman makes me laugh hysterically!!😅🤣🤣😅🤣
Please do sister wives 😂 I know that’s a show not many like.. but I LOVE IT and I feel like you would do amazing videos with it 😂 The new season comes out august 20th!! There are like 18 seasons so LOTS of content
Me? Clicking out of your video.. I could never 🤣🤣 Eta: I feel like whatever argument happened at ed and Liz party *WAS* filmed but production didn't include it because they made ed turn it into an argument and whatever they filmed wouldn't fit his accusations. Because when has production ever missed a fight... exactly! I bet the party went fine qnd that was boring so they had to make ed bring up some dumb 🐂💩
Here’s the links for the weekly podcast! Thanks to everyone who has listened so far 😁 if you enjoy it and you’re kind enough to leave a review, we’ll read it on the show!
PODCAST APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-thequickslice-way/id1643069234
PODCAST SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5nJJrjFLOQDt86L8tsf0b0
Love the podcast! You and your brother have the most chill conversations. It’s so relaxing to listen to your spot on observations, your interesting side notes, your sighs when the previous season is mentioned and your giggles when another drink is thrown. Your humor is great. I listen on Spotify so I can’t leave a review there, but I did give you 5 stars 🌟 Looking forward to next week 😊
@@ivanabrike so happy you’re enjoying it, we really appreciate the kind words 😁 we’ve been having a lot of fun recording each episode
Just followed the podcast, going to listen 👂 at work. You guys are halarious!!
@@TheQuickSliceHave you done a video on Usman and Lisa? 90 day before 90 days
Love the podcasts also, they make my day to be honest 😂
The way she said “ew” to the cow being $500… how much did she think a whole entire cow was going to cost? I’ve never been in the market for a cow but I just feel like that wasn’t an unreasonable price 😂🤨
I think she was just milking the situation....besides that cow was a knight!!!
....................his name was Sir Loin
I used to see cattle auctions a lot as a kid. the prices were mind boggling... when I was a kid. Now, I get it.
Funny, the cow could say the very same about her LOL
@@dopeytripod wish I could downvote twice
I think she was looking for the discount cow rack
She knows her worth, says the lady chasing the young boy around the room whining to get some yammy lmao
She has no worth
😂💀💀
Yammy is crazy
My theories are that he's intentionally choosing these women bc he knows it won't last long & that his fam wouldn't approve.
Also, he's using the show as a way to promote his 'music' on a wider stage
Ouuu truuuue.
yeah it makes good entertainment, i think its funny
Useman is definitely on the show for the promotion of his music.
If that's what it's called ...music....
It definitely sucks.
Yes. That's right. Also... i feel maybe people go to this show because of this.
I thought I had safely scrubbed the word "skoodilypoop" from my mind, but then here you come.
You can never get rid of Skoodilypoop
"The first time I've seen a white woman in person!" 😂😭
And how disappointing.
Kim is the cow!
Ok I know this has gotten confusing for everyone, but I've been following this situation pretty intently, so I'm going to break down the hierarchy of wives at least as I see it at this point:
1. A younger woman who hasn't even been found yet
2. A PlayStation
3. A cow
4. Kim
Hope this helps!
😂 😂 😂
Dude forgot abt the macbook pro smh, so much for intently
I feel like Usman tricked both BGL and Kim into bringing gifts of livestock because he knew that would be offensive to his family and he just thought it would be funny. Kim says she won’t be second anything, but she’s the second person to fall for the livestock trick.
Kim is 5th wife material
Kim is the cow.
Lol. Good point
Who is BGL
@@ooshgooch7671 Baby Girl Lisaaaaaaa!
Always look forward to your uploads! Quality never wavers, awesome job!
Thank you so much!! 😁
kim saying "i know my worth" made me spit out my drink
Does Usman have a thing for elderly chainsmokers...?
I hate the insinuation that her having a lesbian friend means that she is one as well.
Or that dating women is somehow different than dating men after their 7th breakup.
Even if a woman happens to be bi, it doesn't mean she's hooking up w every woman she's in contact with
these reality TV shows love equating bisexuality with promiscuity for some reason. I don't even understand why that's a trope.
@@Ass_of_Amalek you're right!
Exactly! Even if Liz were dating both men and women when her and Ed were broken up it wouldn't make a difference. It's such a harmful stereotype that bi people are these promiscuous cheaters. They have the likelihood to cheat just as much as anyone else, be it straight or gay. Sexualities don't make up a person!
@@Ass_of_Amalek I hate it so much, remember when they found out Rose dated a woman after Ed? That was so disgusting and they acted like she committed a crime
@@Jenna-in4br yeah that was weird that they even brought it up
It is obvious that what Usman and Kim have is true love. When they are on the screen the love just ..... there are no words!
Sarcasm or satire, either way you’re joking right?
@@totallynotimari 🤫
@@totallynotimari Yes I am joking.🤣
"the most elaborate way to start a farm in the history of the world" CRACKED ME UP - at least that would be more honorable than whatever Usman is probably up to
"Ew" at $500 for a cow? I guess she wanted a discownt.
😂
Ed's dog watching them argue was cracking me up dude omg
You always penetrate the nature n psychology of human beings. Love ur work so much!
Thank you! Glad you enjoy the videos 😁
Thank you for saving me the trouble of actually watching this show. Keep up the good work!
Nothing brightens my day like a new video from TheQuickSlice! 💜💜
How long have you been in therapy?
@@notrend_ ??
She must think that being the first wife means he loves her more. She would be perfectly happy to take him to America and leaves his other wife and child(ren) behind to never be seen or heard from again.
couldn’t of said it better
As an African im glad they called her out on that stupid bribe! WHO does that!! Im beyond shocked
That's what she gets for listening to Use-Man...she would've been better off Googling an appropriate gift for his mother.
Kim is the cow!
Your videos are already TOP TIER and hilarious, but adding that Andy (The Office) clip has me crying laughing and makes me love your channel and videos even more❤❤❤❤❤
How can Kim not see she's being scammed...what the hell
Love your videos btw!
She's got on rose colored contacts with glasses while color blind. Kim couldn't detect a red flag to save her life
she knows what she's buying just like a dirty old man - she's offering a person much younger a wealthier lifestyle ( green card)to marry her for the sex she wants.
Usman is a hustler 🤣.... Full of patience too.
Ed looks like he was bonked on the head and neck became stuck
Never seen an episode of this show in my life yet I watch all your videos. Please keep it up?!
Have you ever though about covering other dumpster fires like the bachelor!
I know I’m a veteran of reality tv…but shockingly I have never actually watched the bachelor 😮 maybe I’ll have to check it out!
@@TheQuickSlice - You definitely should! The newer seasons aren’t as good I think but it would still be a goldmine of content
@@TheQuickSlice would love to see you cover more reality tv relationships in general. You do a good job of pointing out the absurdity. Maybe even a vintage show like tila tequila (she had her own love show twice and didnt end up with anyone)
@@TheQuickSlice Two words from the Bachelor franchise: Clare Crawley
youre killing us all here dude, the " the dog is looking at the alcohol on the shelf everyone drinks too much and I gotta go to bed and wake up early" is just 💀💀💀💀💀
give Kim a break she's worked so hard🥺 she went from potential to gf hopefully she'll get the 1st wife title too
Lmfaooo.
Zoe…she is 40 something years old 😐😐😐😐😐. She is trying to date a guy in his 20’s. What do you think the possibility of her getting married is?
She was a bro too in between the fan and the gf
I'm working, but ur uploads make my day. I was actually listening to old videos from u rn ahahha
LOL I've listened to some of this guy's uploads several times and still laugh every time. This guy is one of the funniest commentators in online history, no exaggeration.
Thanks for the kind words you two 😁❤️
You are so casually hilarious, love the sarcasm!
“Can’t buy me love”.
-The Beatles 🎸
You really need to do Chaz/Branwin from Love After Lockup. They need your talent roasting them
If Usman proposed she would jump at the chance to marry him. Kim is the only dummy in this scenario.
"The most elaborate way to start a farm"😄😂🤣
I do think it’s important to stress that while Ed starts singing his own praises over the lack of contact with his mom and daughter as some huge favour to Liz, he didn’t cut them off, they cut him off. He says her friend who is “bad for her” shouldn’t have been at the party and uses his mom and daughter to guilt trip but he openly stated multiple times that he had invited both of them, even after what his daughter did to Liz. I agree that they’re the most toxic on the show and one of the worst relationships I’ve ever seen on one of these shows, it’s actually horrifying that they’re still together
Great video as always! Your commentary on these slow motion train wrecks is my absolute favourite
Angela is most toxic imo
@@alongfellow4147 not gonna argue lol Angela is super fucked
@@alongfellow4147she’s probably the most toxic individual, yeah. But I think Liz Ed might be the worst couple, at least imo.
Apparently this whole lesbian drama was just for the cameras (shocker!) and the woman who touched Liz’s arm wanted nothing to do with the narrative TLC was trying to spin 🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️ love your vid’s Slice! 😁
I think Kim is more attractive than she thinks she is, but she eschews the styles (hair, makeup, wardrobe) that would flatter her, and same with the men she dates. It’s a shame that she’s running from who she is and trying to be something she isn’t with someone she shouldn’t.
I agree with this 👍🏻
I clicked out. Thanks for the warning. See you in the next one.
So ready for sundays episode tho lol I lost it when they said the bull was a bribe but yeah they’ve been through Lisa so of course they’re gonna expect the worst 😂
What a lovely, normal and not at all toxic relationship Ed and Liz have. I think we should all aspire to have relationships just like theirs.
I ate an edible and was like .... Wtf to do now. AND THIS MASTERPIECE APPEARS!!!! I feel blessed. Thank you. Pls do UK 🙏🙏
Wish we could hang out. 😂😂
you on one today Slice EARLY AF got ya boy excited 😂
What an amazing way to start my Friday!!!
Yooo quickslice It’s 6am and I’m getting ready for school right now watching your videos. I always Rewatch ur videos over and over
Anyone else realize Big Ed looks like Steven Seagal and Danny Devito had a child? His long hair is exactly Steven seagals haircut. And he is exactly Devitos height and body shape.
Seagal ?? You have to watch a video from "space ice" my friend
😅😅😂😂” if usman keep dating people he can start a farm” looool
First time watching - your thoughtful, insightful, sarcasm is hilarious 😅!
Always a good laugh....your commentary is awesome as always😂🤣❤
I've been with my husband almost 30 years. I took him out to dinner using a coupon. No bribing in this relationship. 😂
If my partner would do that to me i will be like "Oh, you are as broke as i am. Maybe we should see other people. Or make a plan to get rich somehow idk."
@@bluebeka2458 well I was 16 at the time. And that coupon was for a steak and lobster dinner. So I guess I did pretty good.
@Shhhhh I'm sure there's a few good guys out there. I have a 21 yr old son, I would encourage to use a coupon. Atleast for a good meal. Not some fast food place.
How is using a coupon anywhere for anything bad? Haha I get if it’s like multiple and becomes a chore for the cashier or something like that but how is fronting that you don’t need a coupon a flex? Some smooth brained shit thinking right there
@JakeStateFarm420 did you get picked yet?
The long awaited return of scoodillipoop (how the eff does one spell that?????)
...."skidoodlypoop"?
Lol the part with the dog is fantastic 😆
I have complimented your snarky humor on a different video but I had to again. IT is so effortless I have to assume you are like this the rest of the time too. You crack me up.
Thanks QuickSlice, this video made my day. Possibly my weekend.
By the way, did anyone else noticed the Pepto Bismol on the counter behind Liz? I wonder which of them has GI problems? My guess would be Ed. He looks like one big GI problem.
The last time Ed broke up with Liz, she told him he'd hurt her so bad that she'd rather try dating women than date other men again. Basically something every woman has ever said when we've been hurt and are just blowing off steam. The woman Ed is jealous over atm is/was a coworker who is a lesbian. He's got no real reason just his insecurities, as always.
He's got no neck maybe he couldn't turn to see what was really happening. How is he allowed to drive anyhow when he can't turn his neck to check for cars!?
@@alongfellow4147 😂😂 you just know he needs a booster seat to see over the steering wheel too!
She says she might try women and shows up with a lesbian. Also told him he's fat with a small PeePee. I think that's enough for him to be insecure
Kim: “I know my worth”.
A PS 5 and a laptop…and a cow.
HAH!!👍🏽😜
I love these videos, I need a weekly upload Slice 😅😊
i went to go show my wife a video from the other night and my whole history from today was your videos lol. love the content dude!
Liz wants to be an actress and I’ll give it to her she ain’t bad! 😂
These grandmas are wild. To absorb toxic youthfulness of scam artists. They all deserve eachother.
It’s insane kimbaaarly is offended at the thought of being the 2nd wife, she was the one who invented that tier system. I would imagine the ranking would be equal & only upped if Use Man decided he liked one wife’s personality more. Her idea of having a hidden away in a dark place 2nd child bearing wife is ridiculous, obviously they would live together so the responsibility of daily life is shared. She needs to think on the reason people have shared households in that country, she is just ignorant to think you have a ranking system & wives for children or anything else. Delusional as per usual 😂😂
Yes Slice! They are my favourite trainwreck couple, and I have been waiting for your update on them. Thanks bud!
Just the way you say things,your come backs are Hilarious 😆🤣😂🤣👊👏👏
New dating show idea: Big Ed is the bachelor and all the contestants are women Usman has charmed online
New code for going #2: "I've dropped positive hints"
"ew that's like my paycheck"
Yea it's also like over a month worth of food homie
I love your commentry.. makes me laugh all the time 🤣🤣
Also you should look into the reality show called Sister Wives...
Kim is so funny looking like she's from the Simpsons and little Eddy is so gross how is he allowed to drive
I’m WEAK. She does.
Simpsons!!!
Very rough looking woman
It's funny because the background keeps changing when big Ed and Liz are arguing so I wonder how many takes this took 🤔 😂
I was so excited to see you had a new video update, I was jumping up and down! And I learned another interesting word, yammy! My vocabulary is growing lol big hugs!
Next time I take a new girlfriend to meet my parents I'm going to insist she takes livestock.
I’m new to the channel been binging for two days so satisfying 😂
I have been absorbing all these “Quickslices” this channels reminds me some of Prim, which i’ve missed, obviously Prim has moved, AND IT’S FINE NOW, CUZ I’VE BEEN EATING ALL THESE SLICES!! Loving this channel! Love the sarcasm!! Too funny!
"Do you think I could take one of their eggs home?"
Holy shit 😂😂😂
If you likd the videos the podcast actually takes it to another level. It is long and still with the quick slice style. Amazinggg. I left a review and they did read it 🔥
Thank you so much 😁 so happy you enjoy the podcast!
OMFG I died when you used the clip of the Office hahahaha
You are saving TH-cam ❤️
Um, idk. Bribes can be a good way to start a marriage. My husband's grandparents have been married for 62 years, and that all started w/bumming a cigarette 😂
QuickSlice...man, you kill me!! 🤣 I now watch reality shows and just naturally hear you expertly truth bomb it all in my head 😆 Your humour is awesome man, Thanks from Scotland 👌
Quick slice for my morning fix
The greatest channel for this content! Thank U QS!
i was not prepared for the big ed jumpscare
My day just got better after your upload
Watching a slice of bread analizing reality shows>>>>>>>actually watching em'
You know BB Grl, any foundation for a solid relationship starts with a PS5, and
A Cow.
That poor dog having to suffer 😭 and you're so right. I feel like that's exactly what he's saying.
TW: big ed in general
not me reading this as "big eating disorder" 😭
Love you, QuickSlice!
Omgggg I’m so glad I found your channel !!
Fantastic slice!
i LIVE for these videos :DDD always having the best time
I feel like five hundred dollars is cheap for an entire cow, for an American anyway
"do you think i could bribe your mom with one of their eggs?" Lmfao
why do these women actually try with Big Ed? I just don’t understand
"I don't want to be a bother" lol
I stumbled across your channel...and love it. You Content Creators are dragging the hell out of Use-Man and Kimbaaaaaaaaleee! And the fact that Use-Man thinks he looks sooooo good and has soooo much to offer a Woman makes me laugh hysterically!!😅🤣🤣😅🤣
She was completely delulu 🎉
I love your sarcasm 🤣🤣
Big Ed won't be happy till he don't get nobody anymore. And that in life is scary.
Please do sister wives 😂 I know that’s a show not many like.. but I LOVE IT and I feel like you would do amazing videos with it 😂
The new season comes out august 20th!! There are like 18 seasons so LOTS of content
Me? Clicking out of your video.. I could never 🤣🤣
Eta: I feel like whatever argument happened at ed and Liz party *WAS* filmed but production didn't include it because they made ed turn it into an argument and whatever they filmed wouldn't fit his accusations. Because when has production ever missed a fight... exactly! I bet the party went fine qnd that was boring so they had to make ed bring up some dumb 🐂💩