there is not a single moment of this video where knowing what’s happening helps the feeling of existential dread you get by watching it in any capacity
just wanted to say thanks for being there for me, carson; now whenever i feel like i'm acting immature for my age i know i can always think "hey, at least i'm not callmecarson!"
It's brainrot in terms of there being almost nothing intelligent about it whatsoever, but there's still this level of absurdity that makes the stupid shit so genuinely funny.
My cleaning lady just accidentally starting playing this on my office PC and i didn't notice until basically the end of the video when i walked in and saw the utter terror on her face profusely apologizing while she was trying to turn it off while chad Carson was staring into her soul. I feel deep regret and shame for the error of my ways(not turning of my pc) and i will hire new cleaning people. I can never look her in the eyes again. Thank you, Carson.
YES THE TEARDOWN VIDEO IS IN HERE. I don't know why it's so funny to just see him bang on random objects but the metal clanging makes it so good X3 That and the Painting video are definitely some of my faves! ^w^
there is not a single moment of this video where knowing what’s happening helps the feeling of existential dread you get by watching it in any capacity
just wanted to say thanks for being there for me, carson; now whenever i feel like i'm acting immature for my age i know i can always think "hey, at least i'm not callmecarson!"
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oh look who i found
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It's brainrot in terms of there being almost nothing intelligent about it whatsoever, but there's still this level of absurdity that makes the stupid shit so genuinely funny.
"20 Minutes of CallMeCarson" would've also worked as a title tbf
20 mins of car
20 car
"20 Minutes of CallmeCarson" was flabbergasted
20 c
20
watched the whole thing. not worth it.
I'm the editor's dog can confirm.
Hmm.... I'm not convinced.
ITS NOT EVEN BEEN OUT FOR 20 MINUTES HOW TF
how though? you commented 1 minute after vid went up when its 20 mins long...?
I feel sorry for ya
Watching this with my cat, there's nothing going on in her head
okay ryhon
Watching this on my cat he's confused at how I managed to pull up TH-cam on him
Awesome sauce
Same
she’s just like carson :)
This is outrageous. I can literally feel my brain melting into a sludge and pouring out of my ears and nose. Classic Carlin
My cleaning lady just accidentally starting playing this on my office PC and i didn't notice until basically the end of the video when i walked in and saw the utter terror on her face profusely apologizing while she was trying to turn it off while chad Carson was staring into her soul. I feel deep regret and shame for the error of my ways(not turning of my pc) and i will hire new cleaning people. I can never look her in the eyes again. Thank you, Carson.
7:42 actual 2nd grade bit
🅱️arson 🅱️ing
finally, yuri manga in the video
👎👎
Makes me wanna watch some explicit content, heheheh 😈 Arigato!
the yuri manga hurts you
lesbians but the yuri manga hurts you...
Loker
this really babahams my fwiffy
holy balls he hearted it. that's so
moner
she geborf on my fwiffy till i babaham
Gavin's fart mic is genuinely the most I've ever laughed. that's fucking peak
1 minute is lobotomy
"The joy of being a vvvviccctimm ooffffffofofof bbbraaaiiiinnroorrrrrottttorr." - Swaggersouls
YES THE TEARDOWN VIDEO IS IN HERE. I don't know why it's so funny to just see him bang on random objects but the metal clanging makes it so good X3
That and the Painting video are definitely some of my faves! ^w^
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barson bing!
barson bing bin bis boom! be blays binebraft!
bucc
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Bim boing bo bill bybelf boon.
Only 20 minutes?
I think 20 minutes is 20 too many
@@Smallerexia dude there's like hours worth with his content..
@@bluzarehis entire existence is brainrot
Accidentally Calling Your Bully "Mommy" [Pinned Down] ASMR Roleplay
holy shit the fart mic had me in tears
only 20 minutes? i thoug-IM BACK 20 YEARS ULTIMATE SLENDERMAN SO MANY PAGES
CallMeCarson has really perfected the art of struggle in a comedic form
This video destroyed my frontal cortex
Carson never fails to not bring a smile to my face 🔥
6:19 optimus prime asks a nice lady if she thinks dinosuars wore airpods
the onion part came on right as I was chopping a carrot for my spaghetti golognense.. aw he’ll yeah !
My gyatt is TREMBLING with the amount of rizz Carson shows in this video! Carson and crew must be the Rizzler's from Ohio!!! 🔥🗣☠️
I hate that
never speak again 🥰😍😘
you're the worst viewer
@@ArgentoGaming that's basically just a compliment bro istg
"b'i'm bobening ba boor" will forever be part of my vocabulary
I am physically shaking from the lack of extreme violence.
Watching this has undone years of education, I no longer know what the powerhouse of the cell is.
BABAHAM LINION
haven't seen it but know this is gonna be in there
LINE
Great video Carson! My favorite part was when it finally ended.
Who else is listening to this in 2024?
Listened to this when I was 12 and now I’m 93 and it still rocks!
i feel like carsons career is coming to a close
He probably has Parkerser 😔
look dont get upset carson was funnier in 2020 okay im not gonna sugarcoat it
BASKIN!!!
Why limit yourself to 20 minutes when you have so much more?
This video made me collapse on the floor and start foaming at the mouth while unconscious. Thank you, calming arson.
10 minutes in ive been drained of all my lifeforce, gonna take a break. great content
I barely got to edge to this and i busted all over my screen!!! 😂😂😂
clean up on aisle this guy
My favorite Minecraft challenge, callmecarson but the callmecarson hurts you
how do i play the game at 12:00
ah just the compilation I needed, was feeling too cognisant today
I just finished a complete SAO rewatch so the schizophrenic anime protagonist bit hit really close to home…
did you like it
@@lasthutao I have an unexplainable love for all seasons of SAO
Now you have to recreate the "I rigged a Discord Spelling Bee" video using the brainrot vocab developed over the years.
Just what i needed after a hard day at work!
Shikonokonoko koshitantan was awesome reference
14:55 someone please link the video
You cannot covince me that Gavin isn’t Carson’s soulmate. They were made for each other.
Why isn't this just a combination of every video made by carson
YURI MANGA MENTIONED LET'S GO!!!!!
delightful.
13:14 ssHSHUT UP !!!!!!
Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan
20 years!
i need to see a compilation of every time carson misspeaks or says a stupid word
That would be 99% of his channel
Ah yes, my fav streamer; Car meet car son.
I think im starting to understand why my brain doesn't work the way it used to.
Where is 5:40 from... I miss it
Longest 20 minutes of my life
I think i violently aged seeing Carson play find the Bingus's
watching this video while spamming right arrow key
brain nourishment
JJ was true about your videos stunting some kids education. I know because I am that kid.
This video felt like it was an hour long
My favourite part of this video was the ad halfway through it
20 minutes of neurodivergent people existing
I want to live in the alternate universe where this thumbnail is the Chumbawamba Tubthumper album cover
I am in love with 2D women
You need to stop this.
You have the power to end this
ShikashikanokonokoCallMeCarsan
this is just a normal carson video
Barson Bing :)
i want more fart mic content lmao
felt like I watched a movie with a story, and it was only 20 minutes
BallBeBarsonBLUS
He clearly likes it
what a classic!
Simpler times...
Don't forget the painful 47 seconds in this video.
I knew it. The Video came right in time......
watched the whole thing. worth it
another hard watch
Moner guy changed the course of history
Yeah I watched this instead of getting ready for work today. I hope you are happy with yourself.
I really Want to watch this but it's like quicksand, it pulls me in. im stuck in carson's fine gravel, enveloped
update: yeah i can't get through this video carson im sorry
i think im too old for this :/
The slop begins.
Dude, on fleek!
This is a good video to eat pickles too
14:55 made me start crying from the putrid fart smells someone please link the og video
Oh! This is the police.
The "organized chaos" of humor
I didn't know I had captions on by default so I briefly thought they were a part of the video just as another layer of mental taxation
I can feel my nervous system festering with decay
Babaham linion
hob to geb the fart mic™????????
i neeb ib
Opening TH-cam for the first time today and seeing that thumbnail as the first thing was something
I can feel my last braincell shaking with delight
Did we really need a video that's just like every other video
genuine, undisturbed pain
This is the only brainrot that I can handle
watching this video decreased my life expectancy by decades
Certified CallMeCarson Plus Moment