HEY! Ted (one of the people in this video) also made a *MASTERPIECE* at PAX where he went around and tried to find milk. If you like this, then you'll like that! *GO HERE:* th-cam.com/video/VKAmUUx7YVQ/w-d-xo.html
You tend to forget how tall Carson is (6'4") until you look at him stand around other people and realize that barely anyone is comparable in height to him.
Yo I did the shake thing and the kid liked it so much he was laying on the ground without breathing! I listened to his heart beat and he was so relaxed I couldn't hear anything! Thanks Carson!
He looks like he could kill me in one punch. Just fucking demolish me. All I would see is this towering gamer coming at me and then that's it. That's the end. That's the last thing I'd see
Me:Ah yes I do too indulge in the satisfactory of a nice cold *dicey* icy peace of metal being pushed against someone's throat The judge for my triple homicide case: so did you kill him or not
@@lovebug8 I deeply apologize for making a comment that just happened to be similar to another. So sorry if that just happened to ruffle your feathers in the slightest wrong way. Sorry about that, snowflake.
"You can do this anywhere in the building accept this exact location, okay?" I guarantee somewhere there's a blooper of someone doing their thing in the media room at PAX East and faintly in the background you can hear people screaming "FORTNITE!" and can feel the disappointment of the mercy cosplayer bursting through the wall.
Funny thing is is that the guy he is initially talking to is Tuxbird (r6 youtuber) and the rest of the people when he pans to the right all play with the Russian badger (r6 youtuber)
POV: You heard about his grooming allegations and went straight to this video's comment section just to make fun of the start of this video being relevant.
@@nuttellaguy6315 I like how everyone tells people to go straight to Jshlatt..and I'm not saying that's a bad thing but like, I wouldn't take anyone's (and I mean anyone) claims as fact. I'm not saying he lied in the very slightest but at the same time there's not really concrete proof he was 100% honest about everything.
0:32 its like falling onto another planet realizing that guy is the 'wednesday my dudes guy' and like falling into another dimension realizing jimmy is also on smplive
Gamers: fortnite fortnite fortnite Carson: the media room is right behind us Pax enforcer: you can do this literally anywhere else but here Carson: run run run
Actually, this was the pax that one of the girls carson had invited over. If she had said yeah, she could have been in this video which is weird to think about
HEY! Ted (one of the people in this video) also made a *MASTERPIECE* at PAX where he went around and tried to find milk. If you like this, then you'll like that!
*GO HERE:* th-cam.com/video/VKAmUUx7YVQ/w-d-xo.html
Oh Carson, you dog!
CallMeCarson hi
Hi mommy
Carson you're funny
CallMeCarson here before 500 likes
Imagine meeting your hero, and all he does is say 'i'm gonna shake you' and then he shakes you
I wish
I’d take it
An honour
This reads like one of those One Direction imagines from 2011
Some Doofus amazing he could kill me if he wanted
You tend to forget how tall Carson is (6'4") until you look at him stand around other people and realize that barely anyone is comparable in height to him.
Richter Belmont why the fuck is every streamer 6 feet
@@FreeRangeLemon they spend so much time sitting that they grow like a plant, except in reverse because they never see sunlight or drink water
@@ay7164 Ok that made me burst out laughing
grease machine isn’t he 6’3"
VerusOnix Yeah, he’s 6’3” - Ted is 6’4”
Imagine if you wanted to talk to your friends about stocks when god says
“F O R T N I T E”
hi
@@kaleconsumer8888 nope
AndreDaHut :p no
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Yo I did the shake thing and the kid liked it so much he was laying on the ground without breathing! I listened to his heart beat and he was so relaxed I couldn't hear anything! Thanks Carson!
👌
After reading this comment I tried it on my little sister, it really works!
Pent Wend 😂😂😂
I should try that to kokichi!
Oh shit! Lemme try
please stop punching me it hurts please stop PLEASE
ayy
No
cscoop sup
Onion toes
No death isn't instant
I still need to fix my glasses
oh oke
Hey you look nice
im gonna watch your channel lol
wait your channel sucs
do it
See, this is what happens when you shake the child
Oh. Oh no
Yeah
17 and 19
shouldn't have shaken the child
@@thefirstnapkin9932 😐
When they were all just yelling "FORTNITE!" that poor Overwatch cosplayer just looked so scared
I would be scared too
Sup
That was tuxbird
carson’s general baby face does not make him seem like he would be as tall as george washington
He looks like he could kill me in one punch. Just fucking demolish me. All I would see is this towering gamer coming at me and then that's it. That's the end. That's the last thing I'd see
WE ARE OUTGUNNED,OUTMANNED,OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED-
@@speedypainter52 WE GOTTA MAKE AN ALL OUT STAND IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN
@@speedypainter52 Yeaaaaa -Hamilton-
Whoregaywashingmachine
YEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ways to deal with fury
• Take a deep breath
• listen to some relaxing music
• Do exercise
• *_s h a k e a c h i l d_*
You forgot about playing the new tax filing game
Furry? Or Nick Fury i am legit confused.
I read that as furry
I do all of the above.
Doesn't help the depression, but I'm definitely calm.
Ah yes, “do exercise”
From “ I’m gonna shake a child” to “I want to slap the baby”...
🔔
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNGGGG
To...well, you know...
this age bad lol
To-
"Yeah, CallMeCarson shook me. No big deal ;)"
I KNOW THE KID HIS NAME IS BEN, BENJAMIN , IT SOUNDS BASIC BUT I KNOW HIM
@@astjohn6192 bet
@@astjohn6192 proof
@@astjohn6192 bullshit
@Sculpure lmfao true
No one:
Carson people’s: FoRtNiTe
Business men: literally anywhere but here
Me: *WELP TIME TO GO TO AN ANIME CONVENTION*
The fact that your name is Border Patrol makes this comment so much more powerful
What was Tuxbird who he was talking to
That was Tuxbird a Rainbow Six Siege TH-camr
Static.Karizma Ik I’m subbed to him
Carson can't intimidate other adults in the real world so he's forced to bully young gamer kids instead
As if the gamers weren't oppressed enough
Garcha Mayne survival of the fittest
reminds me of that one guy in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
@@eki4531 Alessi?
Fuck that guy, Carson was a way cooler antagonist, and a lot less rapey-esque too.
True
This angel doesn’t deserve whats happening to him right now
I want to hug him. Just give him a big hug.
What's happening to him?
Colonel Yngus his girlfriend kate has 100000000 boyfriends
ShiNOOBi If we were to shake him he would surely feel better
I thought we were talking about literal child being shaken
What a nice young man, I hope he doesn't get accused of illegal activity.
yes. he has never said nor done anything that would expose him as a criminal mastermind.
Yeah.. About that...
wasnt illegal
@@seanmcgee5430 I was stating fact
Nope
Imagine this 6ft4 abomination of a man comes up to you and says "I'm gonna shake you"
carson is the opposite of an abomination
6”3
LayLuh He’s actually 6’3
@Noodles I ASKED HIM.
Are you saying that im a kid?
The most threatening thing in the world:
An adult man insulting gamers.
Discomfort
Whoop Dee-Doo You mean a Mansbaby
The most oppressed group of all, gamers
Phillip Schofeild we live on a society
Looks like he's only adult by age. Otherwise, his development stopped short.
I just accidentally clicked on this vid and I just realized this was posted exactly a year ago
My name is not original 69 finally someone that noticed
Heh me too
This poor girl is just trying to wholesomely cosplay as mercy but these Chads are just screaming fortnite.
1:25
F
We ignoring how he found the "it is Wednesday my dudes" guy
Bruh he was on SMPlive for several months
aaaaahhhhhhhh
@S. vs well he is most well known as 'the it's Wednesday my dudes' guy
Biggie Cheese so there is another one
@@issacyong9119 he's a guy not a video
"I cant think of many things to say while he's playing tennis...
*Eliminate the middle class* "
КОММУНИЗМ ПОДНИМЕТСЯ
Y
ClickTypeClick ЛООЛ
2:58 if Comethazine went to private school
prob
Everyone in 2020 be like: 6:49
Carson fans in 2021: 6:30
Nick : (dying of hot sauce)
Carson : (don't cough on my mic)
Nik : (rip)
He also broke his glasses
He ded now
@@fooly592 No wonder he lost the ability to "c"
Having your son shaken by Carson must be an honor.
420th like, now that's what I call an honor
@@tartaruga6151 How dare you question having such honor bestowed upon your offspring
*SANS UNDERTALE*
My son would never wash himself again
Looks like TH-cam decided to recommend this to me at a convenient time
He took "shaking a child" very seriously
@Hannah Jenkins Don’t
@Hannah Jenkins Don't.
@Hannah Jenkins shaking kids
Yup
what
"I want to shake a child"-CallMeCarson 2019
I love how Carson just taped a body mic onto a nonfunctional blue snowball to use for interviews.
I too enjoy that joke. Ha ha.
“I’m going to shake you” goes over to little child,that didn’t go down well
the child came up to him
please be quite, its really not funny anymore.
Yup
@@hyperbat1281 it wasn't funny in the first place, the whole situation is bonkers
literally doesn't mean anything, he's not allowed to be near children?
“I don’t think I can tell you, but all I can say is: I have a knife”
“I think that counts as telling me”
“no.”
“I can’t tell you, but all I can say is I have a knife”
“I think that counts as telling us”
“ *N O* “
@@skysepicclipsfortnite-edit4585
Nice copy and paste
LE MONKE I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I LOVE YOU LETS MARRY
Fake le monke
Me:Ah yes I do too indulge in the satisfactory of a nice cold *dicey* icy peace of metal being pushed against someone's throat
The judge for my triple homicide case: so did you kill him or not
“I want to shake a child”
“Come here-“
**shakes kid**
"how was your pe lesson?"
@@Fishtilence hollow
Me after pe
I love the fucking rattling
He did that
Y’know, if she accepted the date offer, she would’ve been in this video...
yep if only
Oh shit you're right
him being near that kid now makes sense
Shut
Up
Bong
To soon
Nah, he's not 17
wait, did he tape a microphone to a microphone?
Yes his intellect far surpasses the rest of us
yeah, his snowball is broken
@@sprite8666 i dont wanna hear it tyler1
...no?
Gus Johnson Esc
Overwatch Girl: Nothing
Everyone: FORTNITE
She's the only intelligent one left, the rest have had their brains blown out by purple double barrels
C-long johns That’s hinting overwatch had brains. TF2>overwatch>fortnite
@@layercake2368 That's my boy
Blue Thanks my dude.
@@layercake2368 Dude you forgot Tetris 99..
Some businessmen: Stonks
Random people: FOOORTNITEEEEEEEEE
We know damn well why we are all back here
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why didn't you go during break?
The bathroom at break: 1:20
Look at that one girl standing there like "stfu"
PowderSnom fortnite is better
Harjot Randhawa I think Fortnite players should be executed publicly for their crimes against humanity
@@kingharjot6548 ok kid now go to bed.
I walked into the boys bathroom for a dare once and it pretty much was like that lmao
6:08
“I can’t think of things to say while he’s playing tennis. . .
*eliminate the middle class* “
@@sluggishsnail5452 and your profile pick shows what was meant to happen to the girl in the picture
@@sluggishsnail5452 woah what the fuck
@@sluggishsnail5452 wait, who is it in their profile then?
i remember thst from the minecraft video/stream
dude this is scary i read this right as cooper said ot
0:32 Wait a damned second now, is that that the myth, the man, the legend?
it is
No
He did shake that child....
He attached a small microphone to a bigger microphone.
Ground breaking.
666 likes
Imagine being called over by Carson for him to say "I'm gonna shake you"
The dream
It’d be an honor
I’d accept
I’d cry
GD edz364LOL Fear
I got recommended this right after the drama started and this video starts with Carson shaking children
You people are so annoying. To consider a 17 year old a child. Also, bringing up the drama is unnecessary just stop.
@@snapdragon3712 it was a meme g i like carson
@@snapdragon3712 ikrr
Carson: *asks a guy what games are hes exited about*
Guy: Brawlhalla!
His friends: FORTNITE, FORTNITE, FORTNITE, FORTNITE!!!!!!
1:25 the mercy cosplayer looks so done with everything lmao
Mercy cosplayer: " from all the places I could be but still chose to stay with these idiots
What a stacy
Miss Retro i didnt notice her costume
yup
Just like every mercy in game lol
No one:
Carson: "Come here child"
* Grabs child*
*SHAKES VIOLENTLY*
Yeah that's what happened
He shook the boy
he is my son
The kid didn’t get back up after that
@@chargles05 where is my
*_SON_*
its past his bedtime
Carson shaking the kid in the beginning 😳
A Winehouse fan how
That beginning didn’t age well.
doesnt make sense
I do not understand how it didn't age well
@@chazzistheman same here
Carson: tries to intimidate gamers
Also Carson: Gets intimidated by like 10 dudes yelling Fortnite
@Kyle Kern I used to watch tux's r6s vids all the time then got bored of the game
@Kyle Kern oh I was wondering why his voice sounded so familiar lol
"I want to slap THE baby"
- Carson, 2019
"I'm gonna SHAKE a child"
- Carson, 2019
*_See the similarities?_*
*well this blew up*
Sure did
*Y u p*
Leo The Traveler maybe one day it’ll be “I’m gonna BEAT a teen”
Why is the all caps?
Of course now this pops up in everyones recommendations
This did not age quite so well!
Uh huh. Yep. I bet nobody can ever find the original "tHiS diDnT aGe wELL" comment. Surely isnt you. Anyways what I mean to say is go stfu.
@@lovebug8 I deeply apologize for making a comment that just happened to be similar to another. So sorry if that just happened to ruffle your feathers in the slightest wrong way. Sorry about that, snowflake.
@@mr.bazinga4170 boy you better shut yo misinformed ass up.
How is a 17 year old a child?
@@thebiggestbruhmoments69 I'm confused how a joke comment is misinformed but ok
In the thumbnail i thought that Carson punched that kid in the face...
He is thicc
@@ity-yf8vl Carson is T H I C C A F
"You can do this anywhere in the building accept this exact location, okay?"
I guarantee somewhere there's a blooper of someone doing their thing in the media room at PAX East and faintly in the background you can hear people screaming "FORTNITE!" and can feel the disappointment of the mercy cosplayer bursting through the wall.
Trip I’m getting strong vibes of that video where Felix is screaming ‘soy boy’ and in Marzias video you can hear him in the background
I just picture them stepping like 2 feet to the left and then continuing to shout fortnite
Funny thing is is that the guy he is initially talking to is Tuxbird (r6 youtuber) and the rest of the people when he pans to the right all play with the Russian badger (r6 youtuber)
except*
@@aidanhansen868 I'm still confused how badger is an official r6 partner tho lmao
The fact that this is in my recommended at this time during this thing like right now
He's so akward that he's normal.
I love Carson, he's an international treasure.
"BrawlhallA!"
"Yeah Brawlhalla" ("FortniTE")
*"Oh- yES FORTNITE"*
miau you down to play brawhalla tho?
I’m platinum in the game
Arrow, me too
Only silver rank tho. What ur username? 1v1 me
ayy brawlhalla gang
"I'm furious! I wanna shake a child, I'm gonna shake a child, come here, come he- I'm gonna shake you, we- *shakes a child* "
CallMeCarson, 2019
*DUN DUN* LAW AND ORDER:SVU
user photo checks out
4:15 24 frames of nick
Yup
looks like we’re all here now, *sigh*
It took me 2:37 to realize you're just holding a lapel mic taped to a blue yeti snowball to "interview" people
MaceMan lapel mic... taped to a blue yeti snowball
It took me 6:21 lol
I didn't even realize lmao
Blue Snowball, blue Yeti is a different microphone
Heres a summary of what happened: This large being causes mass hysteria in a public convention
Alternate Title: Being socially awkward to socially awkward people.
This aged like fine wine
How are there people crazier than carson at pax.
Basicly TechZonic have you seen the Cow Chop video if not you’re missing out
" YEAH FORTNITE!!!" Sees a girl dressed as mercy from overwatch being surrounded by people screaming "yeah fortnite."
SHE LOOKED SO SAD
People: YEAHHHH FOOORTNITEEEEEEEEE
Her: I’m a mercy main shut the frick up, I will revive you because y’all are ded
@@Outspacey I feel kinda bad for her
worst part is this was during the time that he was messaging the girl
Actually tho. I’m genuinely sad he did that.
No it wasn’t lol
@@Liam-hm4de Actually it was
Don't do this to me youtube...
When Carson is still scared of creepers irl
kremit we meet again smh
It’s a mans true weakness
Who isn't ?
@@GoreGunn :DDDD y u bulli
kremit hi dad come back
_This says a lot about society. And yet, we live in one_
*we live lonely*
This comment makes no sense.
Come on, just admit that all you do is using stale memes for likes, and try to improve and be actually funny for once.
lolWhatARetard honestly, I saw the exact same quote on a joker meme 5 weeks ago, this guy nEEDs to fuck off
How to properly clean your metal computer fuck off
2019 guy
Working business men: I just wanna say that i am tha-
Outside: FORTNITE!
POV: You heard about his grooming allegations and went straight to this video's comment section just to make fun of the start of this video being relevant.
Even though the allegations are dumb it’s still pretty funny
@@neilshewmaker9241 watch schlatt’s vid then
Nah I went to the section to read other people's comments
@@nuttellaguy6315
I like how everyone tells people to go straight to Jshlatt..and I'm not saying that's a bad thing but like, I wouldn't take anyone's (and I mean anyone) claims as fact. I'm not saying he lied in the very slightest but at the same time there's not really concrete proof he was 100% honest about everything.
@@KingSolidTails ugh no. If that wasn’t concrete then nothing is. Schlatt was virtually CRYING
Businessman: So Jerry if you can get you papers i-
gAmErS iN hAlLwAy: FORTNITEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * furiously spins spiderman backpack around neck*
That was tuxbird in the interview lol
AE16 who tf is tuxbird
@@homosexualitymydearwatson4109 A rainbow 6 youtuber
5:26 when he asked him why anime, my mind went "Tiddies"
*Then the madlad actually said it!*
Pr0m3theus anime bit**** I look
i thought he said kiddies
Same what the FUCK
CREEPER
@@corncorn5400 AW MAN
carson: “whats you favorite section?”
guy: “anime section”
carson: “why?”
guy: “ *t*tties* “
I’m sick and tired of these didn’t age well comments like I get it you don’t have to repeat the same thing over and over again it’s irritating
I agree
wow this video didn't age well
@@rabbid3433 It aged pretty well, just not the person who made it.
This comment didn't age well lol. He is in trouble now.
@@xsconflicttheory2784 did i forgot to mention it didn't age well?
0:32 its like falling onto another planet realizing that guy is the 'wednesday my dudes guy' and like falling into another dimension realizing jimmy is also on smplive
Wanna go shit on some cars and steal people's fish?
I'm shaking right now Carson would never disrespect another gamer in real life.
are you shaking as much as carson is shaking that child?
@@benp.865 Slightly more
The opening didn’t age well
@Tarbosaurus this was the same time when he texted the girl
from i’m going to shake a child, to ...
OH NO
Shut up man.
To what? Huh?
@@UnravelingYourFuture why?
Children: **exist**
Carson: *_I have come to bargain_*
Callmecarson: here’s a little lesson in trickery!
Us:...
In the thumbnail I thought that Carson was punching Quackity
Harrison Chapman same
Ma Boi Scotty me neither im proud of you
Top ten anime battles.
DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!
oh no
I'm ending the chain of cringeness
@@professionalretard9308 thank you
"FORTNITE"
*"FORTNITE"*
"y-ya guys cant do that"
Carson is such a force that we should measure his height in newtons
jeuls
Jimbyflig measure his brochachoness in kelvin units
He is a crawling chaos. Neither benevolent nor malevolent.
Gamers: fortnite fortnite fortnite
Carson: the media room is right behind us
Pax enforcer: you can do this literally anywhere else but here
Carson: run run run
I'm pretty sure that was tuxbird
Now This is What I Like To Call an Epic Gamer Moment🤠
Ťųx' Bįřđ I cant tell if you are having ur name as a joke or ur actually pretending to be tuxbird if so u failed miserably
yes, that is something that occurred during this video
Lmaooooo bux turd came I with the fortnite
So uh.. yeah..
0:04 I knew something was fishy from the beginning.
0:05 i thought the kids skull was making that sound
_mark LMAOOO IM DYING HELP
HGABEIWGEBSU NO OMG
NOOOOOOOOOO
WAHTIOMGGIDOSMWOBRO
Same! XD
2:07 literally been laughing at this for 10 minutes. It's not funny, just catches you off guard
Double whammy
Same
love the blink x
Same
He were like in his mind aw fuck cant believe u did this
NO CARSON DON'T TOUCH THAT KID
"tHAt dIDnT AgE wELL"
The thing everyone comments
Mad annoying man
*Carson shakes a child*
Carson: HE CLEARLY LIKES IT!!
When Carson said “I’m gonna shake a child”
I felt that 😔
So did the child
Were you the child
420 likes epic
is this a pedophile joke?
FBI OPEN UP!!
Ok
This video was posted approximately 1 month after the alleged grooming.
Him shaking children doesn’t go well with all this lmao
@@lauranicolls9003 lol
You mean 1 year
Actually, this was the pax that one of the girls carson had invited over. If she had said yeah, she could have been in this video which is weird to think about
Wow