I think Jose really likes Sims City. He placed his residential complex far from the industrial zone. Far from the noise, pollution, traffic jams. This man is smart.
After playing campaigns only for 15 yrs, started playing multiplayer last month, mouse only, somehow won first game, and then faced this teuton guy. Was fun. Reaffirmed my faith that Teutons best civ
Gambeson is padded armor, a quilted linen or wool hauberk usually stuffed with horsehair or cloth scraps. It was usually worn as an inner layer under chain mail or plate armor, though less wealthy, lower ranking soldiers often wore it by itself, as it was useful protection against blunt force even if it was little use against piercing or edged weapons without the additional mail or plate.
Depending on how thick/how many layers the gambeson had, it could be pretty effective against slashing and piercing weapons too. Especially if the edges on those weapons weren't extremely sharp. Admittedly, the poorer lower rank soldiers who didn't have other armor on top of it were probably also more likely to have cheaper, thinner gambesons. But still, they'd definitely increase your chances of survival.
You are correct in that a pad would do little against a piercing weapon, like an arrow or spear. However, a pad would greatly reduce the depth of a slashing wound like from a scimitar, or the impact of an edged weapon like a typical European sword, if swung rather than thrust. It would do little against a bashing weapon like a mace or hammer. Your analysis is 1/3 correct and 2/3 backwards.
3:20 brother in Christ this is exactly reason why I’ve bin playing this game for 20 plus years and I’m only 25 and never get bored I play the way I want to not the most “efficient “ that’s why people get burnt out on games they only play what other people use and not what they want sure you may not be the best but your having fun the others are not super simple concept for games
@@giddy9052 i love harassing people as early as i can. the adventures i went on with cumans! the messier the game the better. but tell your friend to rest easy, i don't really play age nowdays anymore :( and i also have a teuton fixation. there's just something about bringing the pain with the most massive amounts of armor. the feeling when you turn battles against unprepared enemies! good times
@@NowhereMan7god I love doing stupid stuff in age, my Elos suffered as a result of it but I get to be a goober and try new things to abuse, and it’s really fun (even if it didn’t work)
17:50 that was more exciting than most of high elo plays I've even seen. Jose must have SO much fun in these games! BTW, amazing to see how much more knowledgeable of LEL T90 has become, he predicts their moves so much nowadays.
There is a super obvious reason he builds his houses next to the trees. He does it to give them great views out the back of them, seeing the trees as the sun rises in the morning can be quite a sight.
Chinese community call him "The mattress bro" XDD since his farm is looking like mattress And his minds actually very clear, and know what him doing, so in elo400 he is immortal
No worries on not giving us the name of the map up front. The name of the map is just below the mini-map, and it's kind of obvious by the pit of gold that it is Golden Pit.
4:50 Having lived near the farms that used manure as fertilizer you get desensitized to the smell after a while. It will get to the point where you brain will just start blocking out that smell cause it's normal. So long as the smell is in like a "normal" consistent state. You'll smell it here and there again.
Jose playing 2000(!!!) games and still playing like this is absolutely fascinating to me. We need to crowdfund to get someone to study that brain for research
I used to love playing the britons and just make long bows with one line of pikes for defense and 2 flanks of knights for quickly taking out siege weapons. That’s how i played for a long time. That’s all i did lol. So I definitely understand playing one way for years on end lol.
I've been playing AOE2 since Age of Kings was first released at the turn of the millennium (though only single player, as I don't PvP). Teutons were my favorite civ in Age of Kings, but I largely switched to Spanish after The Conquerors was released. While I don't build houses around wood lines, I do see the logic of it. If your yard is mostly woods, you don't have to mow it as much as you would if it were in open grassland!
It's amazing how much value Jose got from that one corner mine and tower, which looked hopelessly exposed. He really could have won it if the ram attack was slightly better microed and followed up with a castle drop.
I heard about an old Roman ship the other day that sunk with a shipment of lead from a colony in Spain. The historians said that they may have prioritized mining lead in Spain so that if there was more civil warring in Italy, they'd still have metal reserves at home. It confirmed the LEL remote mining strategy is actually historically accurate
thinking back to my nooba brain when I was younger I was worried about being pop capped so i would try to get all my houses built as soon as possible cause with more population space i could train more units
20:00 Gambeson was fabric armor typically made of linen. It was the most basic armor type, worn by the poor and the weathy. It was often worn underneath other types of armor.
@@Whisper0ak obviously I wrote the comment before twitch chat answered. I didn't realize that someone like you was going to watch. If I had only realized that the arbiter of comments was going to watch I would've been more careful. Please please please forgive me for this offense. I know you have nothing going for you in your life so you have to correct people on the internet. I'm so afraid of what you think of me, please have mercy.
I love spearman so much. They look like a group of peasants who finally realised that they can drop their farming tool and grab a spear to fight. And spearmen fight in fed is so satisfied to watch too.
some people never learn and just brute force their way thru their entire reality, theyre the dumbest but most driven people and are the most entertaining
You really need to use big trees when showing low elo games for the immersion. Looking at the older screenshots you can clearly see that it looks pretty good to place buildings close to the trees.
GAMBISON ISmt under armour:P The average person wore gambison as armour.. Knights eventually wore it under later on like in the 1300s... near when knights use guns:P
I really don't get how you can play more than 2300 games and still fail to put rally points for villagers, how you have a bunch of villagers on no job for 10-20 seconds. I mean I get it you only play for fun, but still. Just minor improvements, and it would be even more fun for him too.
I think Jose really likes Sims City. He placed his residential complex far from the industrial zone. Far from the noise, pollution, traffic jams. This man is smart.
Exactly! Being near the trees increases property values, the hidden god of suburbia.
Lol ger this man in office
After playing campaigns only for 15 yrs, started playing multiplayer last month, mouse only, somehow won first game, and then faced this teuton guy. Was fun. Reaffirmed my faith that Teutons best civ
Face it, we're all teuton-obsessed. Crusader Knights wearing robes and kicking out monster damage is what we all want and need.
4:13 High ELO move, He's laming the trees!!
Those low games, man. Have me going from shouting "YOU IDIOT!!!!!" to "YEEEAH, LET’S GO!!!" from one moment to the next.
Gambeson is padded armor, a quilted linen or wool hauberk usually stuffed with horsehair or cloth scraps. It was usually worn as an inner layer under chain mail or plate armor, though less wealthy, lower ranking soldiers often wore it by itself, as it was useful protection against blunt force even if it was little use against piercing or edged weapons without the additional mail or plate.
Depending on how thick/how many layers the gambeson had, it could be pretty effective against slashing and piercing weapons too. Especially if the edges on those weapons weren't extremely sharp.
Admittedly, the poorer lower rank soldiers who didn't have other armor on top of it were probably also more likely to have cheaper, thinner gambesons. But still, they'd definitely increase your chances of survival.
Tod's Workshop does some pretty interesting tests with historically accurate gambeson and various weapons.
You are correct in that a pad would do little against a piercing weapon, like an arrow or spear.
However, a pad would greatly reduce the depth of a slashing wound like from a scimitar, or the impact of an edged weapon like a typical European sword, if swung rather than thrust.
It would do little against a bashing weapon like a mace or hammer.
Your analysis is 1/3 correct and 2/3 backwards.
3:20 brother in Christ this is exactly reason why I’ve bin playing this game for 20 plus years and I’m only 25 and never get bored I play the way I want to not the most “efficient “ that’s why people get burnt out on games they only play what other people use and not what they want sure you may not be the best but your having fun the others are not super simple concept for games
I've got a friend who only likes doing the eco bit. Gets really annoyed if I attack when he's not ready 😂
@@giddy9052thank you for giving us the proper prep time
"the others are not having fun" lol. People who play the game competitively dont enjoy it. Keep telling yourself that if it helps you cope 😆
@@giddy9052 i love harassing people as early as i can. the adventures i went on with cumans! the messier the game the better. but tell your friend to rest easy, i don't really play age nowdays anymore :(
and i also have a teuton fixation. there's just something about bringing the pain with the most massive amounts of armor. the feeling when you turn battles against unprepared enemies! good times
@@NowhereMan7god I love doing stupid stuff in age, my Elos suffered as a result of it but I get to be a goober and try new things to abuse, and it’s really fun (even if it didn’t work)
17:50 that was more exciting than most of high elo plays I've even seen. Jose must have SO much fun in these games!
BTW, amazing to see how much more knowledgeable of LEL T90 has become, he predicts their moves so much nowadays.
Jose is full on urban planning his development
poor urban planning, lots of commute time between work and house, will probably lead to a car centric city
There is a super obvious reason he builds his houses next to the trees. He does it to give them great views out the back of them, seeing the trees as the sun rises in the morning can be quite a sight.
Chinese community call him "The mattress bro" XDD since his farm is looking like mattress
And his minds actually very clear, and know what him doing, so in elo400 he is immortal
would be funny if it's just a memory trick. whenever jose sees an uneven tree line he remembers to build houses.
I got the same tick with japanese. The samurai is just awesome. Hope they buff infantry
No worries on not giving us the name of the map up front. The name of the map is just below the mini-map, and it's kind of obvious by the pit of gold that it is Golden Pit.
4:50 Having lived near the farms that used manure as fertilizer you get desensitized to the smell after a while. It will get to the point where you brain will just start blocking out that smell cause it's normal. So long as the smell is in like a "normal" consistent state. You'll smell it here and there again.
Jose playing 2000(!!!) games and still playing like this is absolutely fascinating to me. We need to crowdfund to get someone to study that brain for research
I used to love playing the britons and just make long bows with one line of pikes for defense and 2 flanks of knights for quickly taking out siege weapons. That’s how i played for a long time. That’s all i did lol. So I definitely understand playing one way for years on end lol.
5:59 @BestialSteel, if you see this: DarkElf was the player, who had separated workers and nice town!
I've been playing AOE2 since Age of Kings was first released at the turn of the millennium (though only single player, as I don't PvP). Teutons were my favorite civ in Age of Kings, but I largely switched to Spanish after The Conquerors was released. While I don't build houses around wood lines, I do see the logic of it. If your yard is mostly woods, you don't have to mow it as much as you would if it were in open grassland!
Huggy mixing up laming and auto scout is hilarious
I once met a mid 60 year old fellow who plays aoe2. He said that he‘d play nothing but Teutons. I wonder If that’s him..
It's amazing how much value Jose got from that one corner mine and tower, which looked hopelessly exposed. He really could have won it if the ram attack was slightly better microed and followed up with a castle drop.
I heard about an old Roman ship the other day that sunk with a shipment of lead from a colony in Spain. The historians said that they may have prioritized mining lead in Spain so that if there was more civil warring in Italy, they'd still have metal reserves at home. It confirmed the LEL remote mining strategy is actually historically accurate
He kept calling him Desky-os the whole game 😆instead of his actual name, Desky-sio
thinking back to my nooba brain when I was younger I was worried about being pop capped so i would try to get all my houses built as soon as possible cause with more population space i could train more units
20:00 Gambeson was fabric armor typically made of linen. It was the most basic armor type, worn by the poor and the weathy. It was often worn underneath other types of armor.
@@Whisper0ak obviously I wrote the comment before twitch chat answered.
I didn't realize that someone like you was going to watch. If I had only realized that the arbiter of comments was going to watch I would've been more careful. Please please please forgive me for this offense. I know you have nothing going for you in your life so you have to correct people on the internet. I'm so afraid of what you think of me, please have mercy.
@@Whisper0ak no problem we've all been there at one point or another.
@@Whisper0akbro blew a gasket 🤣
the fact that they are still 500 elo while do things like this is a miracle
I love these games. To me, anything over 700ish isn't really low elo anymore. Something special about these.
It's also interesting that the map is a Golden Pit, but on the minimap, it looks like there's a hill in the middle. Might just be an optical illusion.
have to love the low elo teutons, they play the game the way its intented
hes the Rootinist Teutonist player in the golden pit
someone in chat said how do you play 2500 games and not know how to play. my brother in Christ, we play for fun
and Clarence still lives with both parents
I would love if the cityplanners of Vienna would have build everything on woodlines!
I love spearman so much. They look like a group of peasants who finally realised that they can drop their farming tool and grab a spear to fight. And spearmen fight in fed is so satisfied to watch too.
tbf teutonic knights are rightfully cool as fuck
4:30 because that way the houses cannot be encircled by many units and thus don't go down as fast (low elo logic you said!)
Everyone wants a house in the trees.
T90 should do an age of empires soundtrack bangers tier list ngl.
He likes his city to have a nice view of trees
i love the way they play the game
5:50 Okay, here's your sympathy like for the video T90. Needed more capes, but GG anyhow 11
Hey @T90Official Wondering if you were going to do anything with Age of Mythology Retold at all? Thoughts on it? Love your content!
Gg wp, WE NEED THICKER CAPES 😂😂😂
you missed a golden opportunity to name this video No way Jose. Also how does Jose not know about ballistics
20:30
Unless you are poor, not a knight, and it's the only thing you can afford.
id love to see him in a community game XD
some people never learn and just brute force their way thru their entire reality, theyre the dumbest but most driven people and are the most entertaining
2.3k games is insane
2:25 not a mosquito in your right ear, just some noise from the video
Both these players 🙌😁
slaughter the word teuton...tutooons
30:00 blue ggs if red got ballistics 11
Top 10 Last Stands in history
You really need to use big trees when showing low elo games for the immersion. Looking at the older screenshots you can clearly see that it looks pretty good to place buildings close to the trees.
I hope to one day play the great Jose
Ring my (town) bell, ring my (town) belllllllllllll, ring my (town) bell.
You'd figure that someone 2000 games under his belt would play better
What is auto farm and how do I use it???
@@Whisper0ak Oh nice! Thanks!
地毯哥🎉🎉🎉
3:15 You don't need clearance from Clarence to play the game how you want.
is that an Airplane! reference? well done.
17:23 bro just ignore the tower and kill vils with the knights aaaaaa
Teutons need a buff
Darn Teuton!
I was afraid to see myself here
this is some serious slander, what kind of fake AoE2 player DOESN'T love teutons and rams filled with teutonic knights ?
Shouldn't knock the town bell when it works
阿毯出息了
Fellow cape bois enjoyer
Hi twitch chat!
Yeah if you were to look at mine it'd say all Celts all the time wanna fight about it?
44 vils is the perfect amount
Perfect if you dont get calvary into your eco lines. You prob play the AI only.
@@Jello_Criminal sarcasm because he seemed to only go to around 44 vils and then stop. But yes, I do play against AI only on explored 🥲
We like the video fore pure sympathy.
what is red doing, cant make sense at all.
ok fine I liked it out of pity
seriously tho great content. long time fan but never show my appreciation.
Alright, im buying AOE2 again
19 seconds ago is crazy
liked just because of sympathy
GAMBISON ISmt under armour:P The average person wore gambison as armour.. Knights eventually wore it under later on like in the 1300s... near when knights use guns:P
T90 didn't mention the map name within 10mins so I disliked the video
Deskyio noob smurf and hacker
I really don't get how you can play more than 2300 games and still fail to put rally points for villagers, how you have a bunch of villagers on no job for 10-20 seconds. I mean I get it you only play for fun, but still. Just minor improvements, and it would be even more fun for him too.