realguy was sentenced to speedrun 1-3 for 38 years and 7 months for eating approximately seven-eighths of a 72-pound wheel of parmesan cheese in about 4.23 seconds
Calm down bruh, for the past few weeks whenever I search Ultrakill on YT and filter by Recently Uploaded, I always see one video of yours in the search results. Jk, GG.
realguy was sentenced to speedrun 1-3 for 38 years and 7 months for eating approximately seven-eighths of a 72-pound wheel of parmesan cheese in about 4.23 seconds
"I like my cheese drippy bruh" - RealGuy probably
Dude having the muscle memory to not use the knuckle blaster must be insanely difficult, good stuff!
dude i LOVE this song!
Its even better than Insert Disk 02!
youre so 1-3 for this. level.
Very sick, your runs are always a treat to watch :)
you are so real for this, guy
You're so chill for this Lalo Salamanca
Mesmerizing to watch, GG
I think the only remains in these halls are the remains of all the enemies you've blown up.
The soeedrun is awesome but I feel like not enough people talk about how pretty the screenshots on thumbnails are!
Music Credit: John Cage - 4'33"
I watched it get to 27 seconds and thought it had been a minute already
the guy is too real
The amount of rerouting since cynkj is crazy
1-3 thats like... Holy shit this is revolutionary... NEGATIVE 2
you really ultrad those kills, guy
NOT caught trying to parry with the knuckleblaster...?
you are so guy for this, real
the sub60 may or may not be real
Calm down bruh, for the past few weeks whenever I search Ultrakill on YT and filter by Recently Uploaded, I always see one video of yours in the search results. Jk, GG.
Very good!
my real guy looked at me and asked if he was the real guy
Hero
The movement… its too clean…
unfucking believable
Nice
first sub 1:10 wahoo!
Least impressive ultrakill speedrun
Shower after this? Maybe?
Whens the performance starting @realguy?
booooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅
@ heckling
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V and Darkyn arent gonna like this one...
Shut up