Adoption center : Damage : **************************************************************************************************************** Range : 25 km Speed : *Makes you cry as fast as they can*
Silent disapointment is the highest form of punishment there is on earth, if your parents raised you well and properly with love. You would rather be the friend that induced you into shoplifting getting beat up in front of everyone at the suppermarket by her mother, than be the one who's mother, all the long drive, back home, didn't even look at you asside for the first stare when she picked you up.
Just gonna say the hand because children tend to listen to dad over mom. That's why the nuclear family works best. Mix of love and discipline raise a well defined human. That said there is a balance and the children need to know love from dad and just not the ass whooping.
the chancla, specifically the hispanic usage: maximum damage and trauma for life at teh sight of a raised slippa or sandal. *The slipper* in asian households: this weapon was invented before physics, you can finesse it through time space.
@@Dorraj This can go both ways. it will lose it's power when you have above 15 names. Or it will be strengthened by every name you hear and you will feel it from your tummy to your bladder and get the weird feeling you are going to piss your pants.
Getting wh*pped by electric wire with no skin is the most unforgetful and the metal of belt it leaves a purple mark as well and getting upside down by it and getting f*rced to eat chilli then p*e*ng because of how painful it was all
The belt is a switch weapon, it can extend for more range and an extra damage buff if used correctly with a major speed debuff and minor debuff in accuracy.
“im just disappointed” …sounds like an American parent who spoils tf out of his kids would say after their daughter didn’t appreciate her christmas Toyota gift just cause it’s yellow bruh what a weak azz quote you’ve never been hit before including those who liked your NPC comment
Switch: Damage: Maximum Range: Maximum Speed: Maximum Bonus Damage Conditions: Force target to cut their own switch. Supervise for appropriate length and damage potential.
the hand damage:⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 11/10 range :⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛3/10 speed :⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛ 7/10 effects to the child: everlasting pain into the individual, that got hit. effects to the parents hand: take 35% rebound damage inflicting a pain to the hand
the little sibling damage: permanent range: 2-3 feet speed: yes (WARNING: if you touch them ever so slightly they will scream and burst your eardrums, crying to the parent you hit them
My mom says, "I have failed as a mother, son why are you doing this to me" ,it actually feels horrible and she starts mentioning all the things she's done for me and I start remembering her blood pressure is going high and stuff 😢
@@scrillthebeast2066Also, the speed of light is 1.49116e-9 miles per hour, far superior to the speed of light (S.O.L) in terms of distance traveled in the least amount of time 🤓
“You can tell me anything, you won’t get in trouble” Range: everlasting Effect: distrust Damage: impending 10/10 Scariness:infinite/10 I’m screwed: y e s /10
This is not how it should work. If you spank someone for telling the truth, you teach them to lie. If you spare them when they tell the truth but spank them when they lie, you teach them that truth matters.
@@TurtleShroom3 It’s a joke. Just some dark humor. Let’s be honest. We’ve all been in a situation where our parents say they won’t hit us if we tell them the truth aka lying to our faces. Now don’t get any ideas about my parents cause my parents were NOT abusive. They taught me common sense and discipline. If I did something that caused them to hit me it was well deserved cause I did some really stupid things as a kid that definitely were NOT SMALL MISTAKES.
Just because parents go throught your phone does not mean there bad what if your watching something or doing something there not suppose to.@@СтасАйКакСложно
Actually: Damage: 99% Range: 180 meters ( According to Guinness, the human voice can be heard and understood up to 180 meters. ) Speed: 343 Meters per second (sound speed)
I mean, it'd also take time for the person to actually realize and take in what they said. This generally doesn't really affect the speed much but if the person doesn't realize it until later or so...@@gamemodechampions9226
Pro tip: before the blow lands you could tense the muscle for a split second to reduce pain/damage Another tip, if you can’t dodge then close the distance so that it hits you prematurely, thus less damage. Works best against longer weapons such as the wooden spoon and the belt Bonus tip, if they’re aiming for your legs, put your entire weight on your legs and tense it for a split second before the blow, works best with closing the range so it hits prematurely and moving out of range(careful of headshots)
@@PunyUmbrella everything that is mention in video is child abuse. If parents can't be parents without these weapons they shouldn't be parents at all because they don't deserve kids.
It's a joke man, and parents don't do it regularly, discipline Isn't going to is going to work, if you've never been whooped then your either super good, or have parent that want you to row up like gen alpha💀
9 months?you must be joking only an imbecile takes 9 months so try again buddy o pal I have places to be and people to do thats why it took 6 months for me to born fuck-o
The Chancla (mom version) Damage: 7/10 (50% extra crit) Range:Infinite/10 Speed: 15/10 Abilities: Enemy cowers in fear when this weapon is drawn. No matter where you are, the Chancla will always hit it's target.
Bruh the chancla is for sure a homing weapon like one time a TH-camr told a story on he got his mom mad and the chancla came at him but it didn't him because his brother walks in the line of fire on accident
@@YT_Daylight ye that one it been way to long since I have heard of that youtuber I lose a few accounts (don't ask how I am losing them I may be dumb but not as dumb as Darwin award winners)
@@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilledBelts and stuff might cause marks and pain, but fist can break bones, nah. That's why slapping is what parents use for punishments with hands
Wish me luck my mom's load out is Main: broom Secondary: cord (as a whip and she is fast with it) Other: emotional damage (me becoming like my biological dad)
I dare you to send this video to your parents 😂💀
Is that a challenge?
Lol bet
I did it now 😂 cant wait to see their reaction 😢
Don't mess with forces beyond your comprehension bub
I did and she asked me if I wanted to relive those experiences 😭 💀
Adoption Papers:
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: Unknown
Speed: As quick as you can say it
Youve won LMAOO
Range might be heart
Adoption center :
Damage : ****************************************************************************************************************
Range : 25 km
Speed : *Makes you cry as fast as they can*
Adoption Center.
Well I'm not there yet.
Care to explain why?
DANG
"The silent of parent"
Physical damage: 0
Mental damage: 1000000
My theme song🗿
Anxiety: 20000
Silent disapointment is the highest form of punishment there is on earth, if your parents raised you well and properly with love. You would rather be the friend that induced you into shoplifting getting beat up in front of everyone at the suppermarket by her mother, than be the one who's mother, all the long drive, back home, didn't even look at you asside for the first stare when she picked you up.
I'm not mad I'm just disappointed
@dem0nchild610 Yeah, that hit hard😭
THESE HANDS:
Power:MAX
Range:I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
Speed:Unbeatable
True-
Speed:quicker'n yo ass can run...
Nearly unbeatable speed, I dodged a hi from my mom
Just gonna say the hand because children tend to listen to dad over mom. That's why the nuclear family works best. Mix of love and discipline raise a well defined human. That said there is a balance and the children need to know love from dad and just not the ass whooping.
This. Always available, don't see it coming and ensures their point makes it across to you. Ultimate Weapon.
You forgot the cane
Damage: 10/10
Range: follows you everywhere
Speed: 50 strokes per second (s/s)
They're talking about the weapon range, not the person using it following you. The range is like a 8/10
so when you're attacked by the cane you get 50 strokes every second
so each 1/50th of a second you just have a stroke
@@CarTheCar-real POV: Goku attacks you with a cane 💀
And the potato peeler. Damage: 120/10
Range: 0.1/10
Speed: it stays on your body so 10/10
@@LeaNieminen Bro what kind of psychopaths use a potato peeler on their children?
*Missed call from father*:
+300% Heart rate
Stun debuff
Paralysis debuff
Fear debuff
Feel of terror debuff
Weakness V debuff
*Mom sends picture of report card*
-Difficulty breathing debuff
-Fear debuff
-Fatigue
Thats what I thought the last one was. 🤣🤣
Weakness V 😂😂😂
🤣this is the best one
Solo leveling 😂
Slippers in every Asian household:
Damage: ∞
Range: ∞
Speed: ∞
the chancla, specifically the hispanic usage: maximum damage and trauma for life at teh sight of a raised slippa or sandal.
*The slipper* in asian households: this weapon was invented before physics, you can finesse it through time space.
[i know from second hand experience that the asian aim is not a game]
Mine is a bamboo stick aka rotan
Slippers a staple in an African household too.
undertale asriel reference??? (infinite damage)
Being called by your full name
Damage: danger!
Range: down to your soul
Speed: sonic
You meant Super (in some cases Hyper) Sonic.
@@jarretthuffinsonic is the speed of sound. Supersonic is faster than the speed of sound.
Hand, belt, and switch were the goto but the emotional damage of "I expected better outta you" is everlasting.
“COME HERE NOW!”
Damage: Impending
Range: Feels infinite
Speed: You better hurry
Alternatively:
"[FIRSTNAME] [MIDDLENAME] [LASTNAME]!"
@@Dorrajmax damage
@@Dorraj This can go both ways. it will lose it's power when you have above 15 names. Or it will be strengthened by every name you hear and you will feel it from your tummy to your bladder and get the weird feeling you are going to piss your pants.
Ok😊
STAY OVER THERE!!!!
"THE BROOM"
Damage : 9/10
Range : 8/10
Speed : 5/10
Accurate
“ZA HANDS”
Damage 5/10
Range 8/10
Speed 10/10
Man it was funny when this reply had more likes than the comment
Ranger should be higher speed should be lower but otherwise pretty accurate
do you live in a fucking hut?
Montgomery treatment (if you know u know)
“I’m not mad just disappointed” goes crazy
"I thought you were better than this" hits different
@@Zygomatic_Boltouch I felt that one…
fr
"I CAN SMELL FAILURE"
-steven he
The music 😂😂😂
Not the power cables 😂😂
Edit : OH MY GODDDD THE FINAL ONE😂
Parents, remember...
Switching to your slipper is always faster than reloading your hanger
Switching to your secondary slipper is always faster than retrieving the original slipler
@@ronnana694*chancla
COD
Or if you are in the kitchen grab a wooden spoon, it's a weapon I remember well
@@viviachipley4018 😂😂😂I too remember that
beer bottle:
damage: 10/10
speed: 7/10
range: 9/10
buffs: + 50% pain resistance
downsides: -90% accuracy
💀
oof
When yo parents hit you with a glass bottle somethin ain't right bro call the police
@@ACitaro meet the demoman
Man, I'm dead 💀
"Lemme see your browser history"
damage: permanent
range: infinite
speed: run as fast you can.
Lol
Lmfao
You forgot the wooden spoon
@@mralem3548 that's what I'm saying
Lol
We need a complete version of this!
Bad news bro, you're gay
Dad: "Sit down. I want to talk to you."
Damage 10/10
Nah 69/10 💀💀💀
Emotional damage.
@@ngangachong7817tf
Terror:1000
no that's truma 11/10
The wooden spoon:
Damage: 8.1/10
Range: 3/10
Speed: 5/10
The SPOOOOOOON!!
Yeah I got that when I was young💀
Anytime you get hit with a spoon it always had the very specific sting to it
Bonus heat damage if it comes straight from the pot.
I got this😊
Older siblings
Damage: 100%
Range: anywhere away from your parents
Speed: turn around
...
Hahah! As an older sibling, I can confirm
my big sister is a menace to me
As an older sibling, comfirm
Loading Nerf gun as we speak.
No way you turned our childhood trauma into a weapon select
Emotional talk:
Damage: 10/10
Range: As far as you can hear
Speed: Speed of sound
"Emotional Damage"
Getting wh*pped by electric wire with no skin is the most unforgetful and the metal of belt it leaves a purple mark as well and getting upside down by it and getting f*rced to eat chilli then p*e*ng because of how painful it was all
@@habadudididubahacar antenna to the point of bleeding
@@BradynHoladay that's painful i can tell
@@habadudididubaha thats just abusse
The Metal on the Belt:
Damage: BEYOND
Range: Average
Speed: Slow and Painful
How to get: Do crazy stuff
Yeah but put in cold water
Nah this should be a passive for when the belt hits you at maximum range
Crits
I got that once
Bro if they do metal on purpose then that's just child abuse at that point. Unless you burned down a tree for fun or something then thats crazy.
the bamboo stick
Damage: 8/10
Range: 6/10
Speed: 7/10
Critical Strike Chance: 75%
Truly how it be!
Mine hit me with a stick
Bro my dad used to beat me with a bamboo stick, oh the memories 😅
Also has a stacking effect.
China exclusive
my mom holding a wooden spoon is the scariest slasher film I’ve seen
The 'Your younger sibling is better than you'
Damage: 10000000000/10
Range: Unknown
Speed: 0.001 micro seconds
That's emotional damage, but I guess you got told that alot you had to share huh.
...
Range is worldwide. Doesnt matter if you're on a call.
Takes 0.0001 ms to say that?
@@kuroieko2901You didn't need to be that salty
The belt is a switch weapon, it can extend for more range and an extra damage buff if used correctly with a major speed debuff and minor debuff in accuracy.
Your name says so
dad beltmont
What about the wooden spoon
Not to mention, the metal end
@@judahhopper5510 real
"i'm not angry, just very dissapointed" emotional damage modifier x5
“im just disappointed” …sounds like an American parent who spoils tf out of his kids would say after their daughter didn’t appreciate her christmas Toyota gift just cause it’s yellow bruh what a weak azz quote you’ve never been hit before including those who liked your NPC comment
That's the most rookie level emotional damage in history.
Asian parents say 78× worse than that.
@@ReddyRisery well that is asians, i meant non-superhumans 😆
being dissapointed to your kid compare to angry is way more harmful to you. Use it for last resolt
That one only works for white or asian parents from what I've seen. Some races just don't seem to recognize shame.
Switch:
Damage: Maximum
Range: Maximum
Speed: Maximum
Bonus Damage Conditions: Force target to cut their own switch. Supervise for appropriate length and damage potential.
As a Dixie, I was looking for this comment. This and the belt are the quintessential Southern tools. My grandfather got it a lot.
The Belt has two forms actually.
1. The Tail: Hits with the cloth part.
2. The Snakebite: Hits with the metal.
same could be said about the power cord
man it’s even more painful when you know that metals coming and you can’t do anything 😭😭😭
Cloth belt wth
correction *hits you with the leather not the cloth*
Plus the range of the leather can be rather far while the metal bit is hard as hell.
"We need to talk"
Damage: Maximum
Trauma: maximum
Speed: of sound
Range: unknown
speed of sound
Special attack: Makes you regret your choices in the past.
When parents yell your whole government name is when you should be worried scary and start running
Absolutely. Here before this blows up
Well I guess Imma go to Neptune so I keep looping around it at the same speed equivelant
Bro violated the slipper 😂 Asian weapon
the hand
damage:⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 11/10
range :⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛3/10
speed :⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛ 7/10
effects to the child:
everlasting pain into the individual, that got hit.
effects to the parents hand:
take 35% rebound damage inflicting a pain to the hand
Fr mines like 100 damage and 567 range and 205 speed
@@tututataanimatorI'm surprised you are still with us, Soldier.
*_ ZA HANDO_*
ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO
+ heat damage
The "countdown":
Damage: 999999
Range: infinate
Speed: 1
Speed: 1- 2- 2- ------------- 2- 3
fr💀
2
3
4
“THE HAND!”
Damage: 6/10
Range: 2/10
Speed: 8/10
range 5/10
A classic
The dads hand
Damage 10
Range 10
Speed 10
The moms hand
Damage 6
Range 2
Speed 8
**ZA HANDO**
The belt always gives flashbacks to me
the little sibling
damage: permanent
range: 2-3 feet
speed: yes
(WARNING: if you touch them ever so slightly they will scream and burst your eardrums, crying to the parent you hit them
Bro😮
😂
FR THO
Not all little sibling are like this though
My parents would beat the shit out of THEM for yelling so loud. 😂
Words
Damage:Full
Range:Full
Speed:Full
Damage: Emotional
Range: earshot
Speed: speed of sound
*E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E !*
sticks and stones may break my bones:
words will never hurt you, immune to ‘Words’ card
“Time to get milk”
Damage:maxed
Range:unknown
Speed: years
Speed: You can't see me
Bro you could set that sleepers range to ♾️ that would be more relatable i think 😂😂😂
"you're not my child anymore"
damage: permanent debuff of depression
range: unlimited
Correction.
Range=YoComms
‘Explanation for non-coders. YoComs is True {guaranteed} as long as you can communicate, if not, it’s zero.
21st June 2007.
Huh?
underated
Emotional damage with "I wish I didn't gave birth to you" is something else
That's all kinds of fucked up
What about metal bat
My mom says, "I have failed as a mother, son why are you doing this to me" ,it actually feels horrible and she starts mentioning all the things she's done for me and I start remembering her blood pressure is going high and stuff 😢
Ya i got the " i wish your grandfather let me get that abortion" one christmas definitely maximum damage
That’s abuse😵
The wooden spoon:
Damge: 100%
Range:30%
Speed:90%
Agreed 😅
2% range
range is lower than that, unless it's thrown
Finally someone remembered the wooden spoon. That thing gives me flash backs every time I open the kitchen cabinet 💀
25%: range
Most relatable thing seen in a while
THE PAN
Damage : 11/10
Range : 8/10
Speed : 4/10
Exactly how I remember it being
PAN?! That by far the worst I’ve heard.
Actually my dad have thrown pan to my face so its range should be 10/10
@@godhands7366 I'll put it in 8/10
@@godhands7366wtf
Naked Hand
Damage: 78 Per Hit
Range: Close Range
Speed: Too Damn Fast For You To Run
Когда натренировал свои рефлексы до идеала что бы уворачиваться от подзатыльников: I AM A GOD
Focus on your agility and speed stats against those. Dodging is the only way, unless it's just your mom, then you can block
I was the 101 like
@@fisickythalf-life3179 или ты просто пепехватываешь руку и даёшь подзатыльник обидчику
@@vacban1838 бате? это равноценно подписанию добровольного смертного приговора
"I'm not angry, just disappointed":
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: the SUN
Speed: Lightspeed
Speed is Mach 1 actually because it’s the speed of sound🤓
Double Barrel Shotgun
Damage: Maximum
Range: Short
Speed: Maximum
Prison Sentence: Maximum
@@scrillthebeast2066Well, umm actually, Mach one is 767.269 miles per hour 🤓
@@scrillthebeast2066Also, the speed of light is 1.49116e-9 miles per hour, far superior to the speed of light (S.O.L) in terms of distance traveled in the least amount of time 🤓
Damage isn't physical but Mental and lasts permantly
The shoe always gets me 😂
Ford F150
Damage: Fatal
Range: Close Range
Speed: Max Speed
Woah, calm down there Satan.
@konradwilk2397 U made everything better omg 💀
Bro that’s not even an Asian parent’s weapon at this point u ruined the joke
LMAO
Thats call murder
“You can tell me anything, you won’t get in trouble”
Range: everlasting
Effect: distrust
Damage: impending 10/10
Scariness:infinite/10
I’m screwed: y e s /10
Parents- Tells there kid lying is bad.
Also parents- Lies to there kids face about not beating them senseless for a bad report card.
This is not how it should work.
If you spank someone for telling the truth, you teach them to lie.
If you spare them when they tell the truth but spank them when they lie, you teach them that truth matters.
@@TurtleShroom3 It’s a joke.
Just some dark humor.
Let’s be honest.
We’ve all been in a situation where our parents say they won’t hit us if we tell them the truth aka lying to our faces.
Now don’t get any ideas about my parents cause my parents were NOT abusive.
They taught me common sense and discipline.
If I did something that caused them to hit me it was well deserved cause I did some really stupid things as a kid that definitely were NOT SMALL MISTAKES.
The frying pan
Damage: 6.5/10
Speed: 7/10
Range: 5/10
7/10?! Art frying pans in USA 4 inches big or what?
wtf who gets beaten up by there parents using a PAN!!!
Sir, you were abused
LMAO LIKE YOUR SO RIGHT DUDE AT THAT POINT HATS STRAIGHT UP ABUSE@@tpurpler8551
abused is an understatement its bad enogh to get beaten but a FREAKIN FRYING PAN@@NL-by9et
You know you’re cooked when the doom music starts playing
"Unlock your phone now"
Damage: Instant Death
Speed: Run As Fast As Possible
Range: Unknown To This Day
only bad parents would say that. your kid's private life is your kid's private life
@@СтасАйКакСложно but parents cant seem to understand that for some unknown reason
Just because parents go throught your phone does not mean there bad what if your watching something or doing something there not suppose to.@@СтасАйКакСложно
@@СтасАйКакСложно what if the kid watch bad things?
@@ByeByeHaramLife givee an example of "bad" things that can change your kid's attitutude from a good boy to a serial killer
THE WOODEN SPOON IS CAPABLE OF DESTROYING AN ENTIRE STAR SYSTEM.
Fr
Yup
I remember my mom once hit me with a wooden spoon and it broke in half. And OF COURSE it was "mY fAuLT". 😑
@@Rixmind338it was if you did something to cause her to hit you with a spoon.
Yes 😂😂😂😅
Back Scratcher :
Damage : MAX
Range : 9/10
Speed : 7/10
YOU TOO?? I was looking for this comment 😭
Plot twist: you were itchy
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Glad I wasn’t the only one😂
#relatable
Screaming
Damage:Eardrum exploding,high emotional damage
Range:Hundreds of Kilometers
Speed:The speed of sound
"I not mad just disappointed" is an instakill
LOL!!!!
@@MannyMeachumikr!
Luckily only the 'dad' type can do it
* 999999 hit damage sound *
luckily you can pull out the AK-47
The "Disappointment" Title:
Damage: 73% (mental)
Range: 98%
Speed: 82%
Actually:
Damage: 99%
Range: 180 meters
( According to Guinness, the human voice can be heard and understood up to 180 meters. )
Speed: 343 Meters per second (sound speed)
Try 181 lol@@gamemodechampions9226
@@gamemodechampions9226You shoulda used mach. Sound travels at mach 4.5 in water btw.
@@gamemodechampions9226Also the max speed of sound currebtly confirmed by scientists is at about mach 108.66284.
I mean, it'd also take time for the person to actually realize and take in what they said. This generally doesn't really affect the speed much but if the person doesn't realize it until later or so...@@gamemodechampions9226
The last one goes hand-in-hand with every other weapon
It's an enchantment added to every weapon, usually lower damaging weapons have a higher emotional damage potential
@@cliveowensiaI'm positive it will lower the speed, not damage.
@@Stint45678 I meant that weapons with less damage compared to others will have the more potential
It gives the rest a special attack
Honestly, it's sad that we even discuss this and a lot of people find it relatable
"Son your adopted"
Damage:infinity to death
Range:12/10
Speed:faster than sonic
Dad's AR-15:
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: MAXIMUM
Speed: Depends on how fast you pull the trigger
💀
Yooo🫥
We’re talking at home, not schools
AYO PAUSE
@@vuyiswabonco7528 right
The gun:
Damage 10/10
Range 10/10
Speed 10/10
What what do you mean by the gun
How are you still alive
Very strict and drunk
That’s in the second part
@@JegglyJilly😭💀
Pro tip: before the blow lands you could tense the muscle for a split second to reduce pain/damage
Another tip, if you can’t dodge then close the distance so that it hits you prematurely, thus less damage. Works best against longer weapons such as the wooden spoon and the belt
Bonus tip, if they’re aiming for your legs, put your entire weight on your legs and tense it for a split second before the blow, works best with closing the range so it hits prematurely and moving out of range(careful of headshots)
This is crazy, didn't know there was parents beating lore. Hope people who have to deal with that shit see this lol
@ hope it helps!
😂
Takes one to know one, and I can say ur a pro.
@@biko9824strat not lore
*the stare*
Damage : 0/10
Range : errrrrr A LOT
Speed : Dead in seconds
So much damage that it loops to the beginning of the scale
"Give me your phone."
Damage: 8/10
Range: 4/10
Speed: Run as fast as you can before they open up your google searches.
nah you have no idea how much im sideyeing right now
Too bad I'm using Guest rn
True😂
"The Hand"
Damage: medium
Range: Low [
Range: ♾ (They Run after you💀) -@_YashSawant ]
Speed: Too fast 😭
😭😭😭
Too real
Same thing with me
The frying pan
Damage: ♾️
Range: 8/10
Speed: medium
Yeah that is number 1
Switch (A.K.A. the Stick)
Damage: Medium
Range: MAX
Speed: High
More like custom for all
The trauma of being raised by them was their ultimate weapon lol
the car
Damage: HIGH
range: immeasurable
hits per minute: low
that ain't parent bruh
Thats child abuse💀
Damage: fatal
@@PunyUmbrella everything that is mention in video is child abuse. If parents can't be parents without these weapons they shouldn't be parents at all because they don't deserve kids.
It's a joke man, and parents don't do it regularly, discipline Isn't going to is going to work, if you've never been whooped then your either super good, or have parent that want you to row up like gen alpha💀
The Basement:
Damage: 💀💀💀
Range: 💀💀💀
Speed: 💀💀💀
fr@ErikS2010
The skulls stil apply after 3 weeks down there.
parents lock u in da basement he basically describing the stats on it@KazamKazoo
As a discord mod, this gives me different vibes
well for me it was the garage cuz basement wasn't an option@KazamKazoo
"The Guilt"
Damage: 10/10
Range: Infinity
Speed: 9/10
nah the hanger to underated
The final boss:
"I carried you for 9 months"
Bro carried the whole team for 9 months
9 months?you must be joking only an imbecile takes 9 months so try again buddy o pal I have places to be and people to do thats why it took 6 months for me to born fuck-o
@@dangerion1177don't we men carry billions of babies tho and never complain? 💀
@@Checkmate_Edits there are difference between baby and cell
@BIGBigBoiNICKyes actually..
The Chancla (mom version)
Damage: 7/10 (50% extra crit)
Range:Infinite/10
Speed: 15/10
Abilities: Enemy cowers in fear when this weapon is drawn.
No matter where you are, the Chancla will always hit it's target.
Special modification for damage is: stickers
Bruh the chancla is for sure a homing weapon like one time a TH-camr told a story on he got his mom mad and the chancla came at him but it didn't him because his brother walks in the line of fire on accident
Why is the thong called a chance. I've never heard that b5
@@Noname-tm4niDomics
@@YT_Daylight ye that one it been way to long since I have heard of that youtuber I lose a few accounts (don't ask how I am losing them I may be dumb but not as dumb as Darwin award winners)
Weapon:A smile
Damage: 100%
Scary: 200%
Speed:50%
sneak attack:999999999%
🤣
😭
COME HERE! DON'T LET ME COUNT TO 3!
damage9999999999999999%
range 60
Speed faster than light
The chancla is legendary weapons😂
Palm:
Damage:Find out
Range:How long is your arm?
Speed:Just hit and you'll find out
I JUST TYPED THAT 0s AGO
Speed: you won't know what hit you
the wooden spoon
damage: 7/10
range: 8/10
speed: 9/10
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
BRO LITERALLY
Learning to never do X again: priceless
i was waiting for that one because my mom used that one when i was a kid man did that hurt
Man that's a 10 damage
The wooden spoon 💀❤
eyes (death stare)
damage : ∞
range : ∞
speed : ∞
Ayo that's so true😂
@SMG565 wdym "my item"?
@SMG565its eyes, the death stare
fr😭
The death stare burns my soul
The Belt:
Special Effect: Fire Aspect |||
I'm sorry but lll? I'm now glad I just got the wooden spoon.
Ass-spect 3
Aspect v
The Belt ll (metal part)
Damage: 10/10
Special Effect: Bleeding
@@CravenDrought yo wtf
Dad's belt
Damage: 100/100
Range: 50/100
Speed: 100/100
Dad WITH the belt
fr ppl dont understand the difference between a belt and Dads belt
The damage from Dad’s belt is only super-ceded by one item: Dad’s rubber hose.
ohh my God... May God heal you inside
@@lyrasalwa5034and may police arrest your child abusing parents
The chancla's passive: if your mother throws it, it homes onto you
If the power cord speed is that low, it means the user's technique is not good enough.
Power Cord hits harder and faster than Dad's Belt. If used correctly... Speaking from experience.
Its bc the power cord picture is the bundled one, but if u use it like a whip, then that's a k.o
@@Chilled_K you can put it on one's neck,thats a guaranteed k.o
belt
@enriqueamaya3883 Saying it twice doesn't make it real xD
"Disappointment"
- 1-hit KO
-Irreparable damage
- binds your soul to this mortal coil
"Because I said so":
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: Unknown
Speed: FAST
How fast is that?
İt's fast 🗿
Maybe flash speed from the comics
@@Observer552 speed travels 360m/s so...CAN YOU EVADE THAT?
Do you not know what range is?
The Chancla had heat seeking technology!! No matter where you ran, around corners, another room etc.. it would still get you 😂
the frying pan:
damage: 9/10
range: 4/10
speed: 5/10
Now that's abuse
@@Irish_Mannall of these are but holy shit
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE GOING THROUGU THESE COMMENTS. Funny enough, our answers are almost the same
Bro do you need help
Dude your profile picture 💀
Fist:
Damage 12/10
Range 3/10 (If not grabbed)
Speed 9/10
@OcarinaaSo is with everything else, but I see you're point
"Range 3/10" tf your parents got t-rex ass hands? 😂
@@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilledBelts and stuff might cause marks and pain, but fist can break bones, nah. That's why slapping is what parents use for punishments with hands
The flat end of a small cricket bat
100 damage
40 speed
80 range
100 blue ass
Yeah my dad wants me to do that to me.
the last part is the most deadly
"your parents see your browser history"
😂😂😂😂yo wait really 😮😮😮😮😮did they?????
they see your reddit communities
This was super funny😂😂😂
The ol' "Wait till your father gets home!"
Damage: Maximum
Range: Life-long
Speed: An hour and a half.
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
hispanic moms broom
damage: ♾️
range: ♾️
speed: ♾️
Welp see you in the next life
Deporto exporto
power cords hurt more
@@S..ophia. ya they do but when hispanic mom uses anything bitch you die
Wish me luck my mom's load out is
Main: broom
Secondary: cord
(as a whip and she is fast with it)
Other: emotional damage
(me becoming like my biological dad)
"No more wifi"
Damage: 0
Range: 0
Speed: 0
Damage inside your body: ♾️
Sounds like Withdrawal Symptoms 😅
Bro i experienced this before and its very over power😭
Average white parenting be like
You HAD internet privileges!?!?
The wooden spoon: damage 10000 range 12 speed 400💀
"I regret having you"
Damage: ?????
Range: Infinite
Speed: Unknown
That makes everyone sad
@@Manwithoutname-o5jyeah tbh ☠️☠️
Speed : velocity of sound in the air (340 m/s)
Damage: Emotional
You will never have a children you dont even have a wife or girlfriend
Damage : very heavy
Power cord:
Damage 90 (+ electrical and bludgeoning)
Range 60 (+40 if you unwind it)
Speed 30 (+1000 if used as a whip)
Damn right!
Bro i didn't expect the Power Cord 💀
We all survived it 💀
I expected to see the wooden spoon
@p-alob5232 Honestly, wodden spoon stats be about the same anyways
Yep
What about stainless steel spatula and 100% rubber skipping rope 😂
Rubber pipes hit harder🔥🔥🔥