*It sounds like your audio gain may be a touch too high with the new mic (over the last 3 episodes). If you are using OBS to record, you can drop the gain a couple db and use a built in audio filter to boost the audio without the clipping presented by the gain. Ensuring that the game is not too loud compared to your voice. *Idk what screen capture or audio capture you are using. This is not a deal breaker, I just wanted you to be aware of it. I hope this helps.
On this episode of Halfmans Bizzare Adventures! ACT 1: Born in the streets - In this fine morning in the Streets of Tarkov where gunpowder smells 24/7, ruins are burning and there is litter everywhere in streets. There walk a Scav with a green wool shirt and some teeth rotten. He is Igor, he is regular Tarkov region citizen trying to survive harsh winter and also harsh conditions of Tarkov. On his way to unfinished construction site he could fine something to sell for decent rubbles so he could get a warm meal for this cold winter. - After looking around the construction site for items. Igor moved to next street and saw some bodies across the street. Time to get some looting since they don't need the items in after life, Igor managed to loot body armor, better rig, some items to sell. After looting he ran towards the park to near by office building for some tech trash to loot. - After looting the office building. Nothing worth but some bank notes, not so important charts and some construction items. Igor move on to restaurant next door. Maybe he could find some unspoiled food which he could take. Maybe some mayo salad or even a loaf of bread. No food or anything but he did find a key for some apartment. Maybe he could sell it for someone.. After comeing to shopping mall, looking around the advertisements of some sandwiches and food. Igors stomach started to grumble, looking around the shopping mall. Nothing but trash and spoiled food. So only thing to do is get out of the Streets and move to someone to sell his stuff. - After leavening the Streets. Walking around Tarkov region until he noticed a house with lights on. Someone is certainly in there.. So Igor went to the door and knocked. Hoping first response is not getting shot at the person because of trespassing. It was Halfman with Mosin rifle at ready. Igor was afraid to be shot and he raised his both arms up. Saying something with broken English that he wants to sell some stuff. He got items to sell. Halfman skeptical at first but then invited him to his Hideout. Igor sold Halfman some construction items what Halfman needed and his AK and rig and body armor. He got alot of rubbles from it so he will get to eat warm meal today and maybe tomorrow even. Igor and Halfman made a deal that. He could provide items on his adventures. In a exchange of he pays him and maybe.. Maybe have a warm place to stay in Hideout. Maybe help Halfman out in hideout clean up. ACT 2: Night at Customs - Igor went again to get some supplies for himself and Halfman in Customs. Civilian AR in hand he moved to Fortress. Whole place is littered in bodies. So looting them bodies for some supplies. And he finally found something to eat. Mayo salad. Really delicious for Igor. Also picked some good gear. While looting the gear he did notice the Blood Games poster. Maybe.. Maybe he could be there. Win big and just get the hell out from Tarkov. But no time to think about it. Time to move on from this area before someone else comes. After walking outside Igor heard air plane.. Looked at it but never seen it droping anything. So he moved on to Gas station. - In Gas Station he noticed there is a Christmas tree with lights on. Igor remembers that in Scav believe Christmas tree usually has something for anyone, looking at the tree but there is nothing.. Igor thought to himself that when he gets out from Tarkov. He will go to North Pole somewhere in Finland and have some words with Santa. But maybe not, Santa could just laugh his socking's off when Igor tries to argue with father Christmas. So ignoring further on Igors future plans. He has to move on, on his way to shipping area. Igor decided to try out Fireworks flare. Maybe it could bring something. So. Taking off the cap and pop the flare, Igor was waiting for abit to supply drop to come. Then huge create worth of military gear droped down. On looting he found some helmets, LV 5 plates, DE.50 and a AK. Igor was happy and ran away from Customs to Halfmans Hideout to give all items in exchange of money and some warm food. ACT 3: Winter Forest - Halfman moved to Woods for supplies run. Getting some medical items and food so he could feed himself and Igor at the Hideout, he moved to military outpost for getting supplies. Nothing fancy to be found but he did eliminate one poor bastard that also had same idea than Halfman. Getting some supplies. After eliminating the poor sob and looting all necessary stuff he moved towards the Sawmill. To rest abit, seeing if anything interesting is happening while he rests. He noticed some Tarcola trucks but non of them where usable, after resting abit he went towards the Scav house. But first he checked the Checkpoint. Looting abit of the area. - On Checkpoint Halfman find himself a armored rig MBSS which he took it on really quickly for better protection. He also did find a Terra Groups keycard. Maybe he could use it later for some Terra Groups facility, but he heard some footsteps and was ready to combat. When he heard granade being pulled out he rushed towards hostile. And eliminated with ferocity with volume of fire of AK rifle. After that firefight Halfman took some things from body and ran towards near by push to reload his empty magazine. After doing quick gear check he ran towards USEC camp for better loot. - On USEC camp he did not find anything special. Just some ammo. One hostile scav, a better rig on his backbag for storing more items. But after that he went towards the Convoy to complete his task for Prapor finding out what happend. Halfman sended photo message to Prapor though a phone about what happened to convoy, and moved on toward Sunken village. In village Halfman noticed a Santas Sleight. Then again its Christmas in Tarkov so. It might be Tarkovians customs to have it there. But after looking abit the Santas Sleight he got shot and and Halfman had to move out to another village. Hopefully getting in to Car Extraction. - On getting in to Village. Under the cover of 3rd party firefight. He noticed one thing, there is no car, so Halfman decided that screw this and im going out of here another way. Halfman ran across the Woods to outskirts gate and then to his hideout. ACT 4: Igor in da Customs - After Halfman came back to Hideout from long adventure of a Woods. He dumbed all of his stuff to Stash box and said to Igor that ''you go now. Im getting some shut eye.. Don't die on me out there i need you back here in one piece'' Igor replayed ''Da comrad'' and went outside from a door. - Igor arrive to Customs and noticed something on new gas station. So he checked around. Looting some items.. But sadly no food, so he moved on toward new factory area but nothing interesting there. So he headed toward Fortress. On his way to Fortress he met up with another Scav and made a friend. So with two numbers no one will hopefully mess with Igor. Looting some medical crates in Fortress he found some useful and maybe something sellable junk. After looting those he went towards to Crackhouse to get some more medical supplies. But before he could step couple of feet he noticed a body. So he looted for his gun and backbag. And flare for supply drop. Then Igor ran really fast to Crackhouse since behide him was some firefight. In crackhouse there was nothing to loot so Igor move on to moto pool next door. In moto pool he find some propane, so maybe he could impress Halfman with grilling skills. After looting Motorpool he went outside of factory area and for main road. And then towards the train tracks, in train tracks Igor popped a supply drop flare hopeing he could get something really nice before heading off from Customs. Igor waited awhile until airdrop landed on the ground so he could take a look what he got. Mostly some food but with some really nice firearms like .50 DE. G36 rifle. A Virtex thingy. After looting them he start running since he sensed something really terrible about to happened and he was indeed right. He got shot at by someone from a far. But he managed to climb on the fence wall and ran fast as he can toward Hideout. - In Hideout Igor droped everything to stash box and took a beer and pretty much lay down on matters starting drinking.. While Halfman was doing something his own thing. Thank you dear reader for reading this episode of Halfmans Bizzare Adventures!
For the Computer crashing look at the CPU maybe if its an Intel 13 or 14 Generation it might have been hit with the overvolting Issue even if you have the updated CPU Drivers, because the updated Drivers only prevent further damage not repair already done damage
I don't know how people keep up. One per day is too much for me and missing an episode can feel like a choir later if you're trying to catch up because of how long the episodes are
Real quick I heard that opening the hideout before you start going intro raids is lower some peoples fps, so check and see if you getting lower fps from it, also that blue wrench you can trade for an uzi with a suppressor
28:51 Woods is the best map. 29:27 That's a shame. Grabbing some Apollo's and Malboro's if you've got empty space, isn't the worst thing as the Fishing Gear location on Shoreline is heavy camped at the start of a wipe. So being able to barter for a spare SV-98 can be useful.
Oooʻoooooh shet!! In time for bath nd chill watch this beast 😜 am almost comfortable on ground zero now! Gonna start going to new location... but which will be best next??
@harnasabuser5677 massive help thanks! Been on customs learning this map now :) thanks, I do have task on the streets one so gonna do that nd not touch it haha sniper got me last trip haha
Ive been around tarcov sense early alpha played a bunch of wipes and the salewa has to be the rates i have ever seen ive put in some hours and haven't found one the spawn rate is less then a ledex or bitcoin 😢
No more wipes till 1.0? Is that Soon(tm), or are they pretty much saying that EFT is getting back-burnered to go work on whatever that OTHER game is? I played Tarkov for a few months several years ago, a few weeks of Late Late Wipe then a couple months of a fresh wipe. Just was never as 'good' at EFT as you need to be to be able to get REALLY good at EFT. Got sniped with a super high-end loot runs worth of stuff on me, almost pooped muh pants and thought I was gonna have a heart attack I was palpitating so hard. Not played since. BUT, if it's gonna be a SUPER long Wipe AND 1.0 has at least a set 'release window'; IF I'm gonna get back into it at all, now would be the time. Learn Learn Learn to get ready for 1.0 and whatever THAT brings?
Hey man, i just wanna give you some feedback on these videos. I love the idea of this series and i have for a few wipes began to watch your videos. But i end up not watching in the long run and its because in my opinion you miss a big part of the game when you only show in raid or mostly show in raid. I feel like i miss the parts of where you re gear after an death, or sell the profit you make. But i do understand that it gets repetitiv and its mostly the in raid stuff people wanna see. And i do understand that it would be hard to balance but i think i would enjoy your videos more if you showed i bit more in between raid than just hand in quests 😊
Having in raid and in hideout separated as chapters in the video who'll make it easier for people to skip and watch raids if that's all they want. Or watch all.
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I literally just got done watching the last episode about 30 minutes ago and the new episode is uploaded?! Big win at the start of a hopeful morning!
Enjoying the series a lot so far! The fast forward on the boring looting of the cabinets is genius! Hope you're doing good and keep posting
Double Ledx is crazy!
The first night raid was perfect lighting btw
*It sounds like your audio gain may be a touch too high with the new mic (over the last 3 episodes). If you are using OBS to record, you can drop the gain a couple db and use a built in audio filter to boost the audio without the clipping presented by the gain. Ensuring that the game is not too loud compared to your voice. *Idk what screen capture or audio capture you are using. This is not a deal breaker, I just wanted you to be aware of it. I hope this helps.
Yesss! I’ve patiently been waiting for this series! I love it bro!
On this episode of Halfmans Bizzare Adventures!
ACT 1: Born in the streets
- In this fine morning in the Streets of Tarkov where gunpowder smells 24/7, ruins are burning and there is litter everywhere in streets. There walk a Scav with a green wool shirt and some teeth rotten. He is Igor, he is regular Tarkov region citizen trying to survive harsh winter and also harsh conditions of Tarkov. On his way to unfinished construction site he could fine something to sell for decent rubbles so he could get a warm meal for this cold winter.
- After looking around the construction site for items. Igor moved to next street and saw some bodies across the street. Time to get some looting since they don't need the items in after life, Igor managed to loot body armor, better rig, some items to sell. After looting he ran towards the park to near by office building for some tech trash to loot.
- After looting the office building. Nothing worth but some bank notes, not so important charts and some construction items. Igor move on to restaurant next door. Maybe he could find some unspoiled food which he could take. Maybe some mayo salad or even a loaf of bread. No food or anything but he did find a key for some apartment. Maybe he could sell it for someone.. After comeing to shopping mall, looking around the advertisements of some sandwiches and food. Igors stomach started to grumble, looking around the shopping mall. Nothing but trash and spoiled food. So only thing to do is get out of the Streets and move to someone to sell his stuff.
- After leavening the Streets. Walking around Tarkov region until he noticed a house with lights on. Someone is certainly in there.. So Igor went to the door and knocked. Hoping first response is not getting shot at the person because of trespassing. It was Halfman with Mosin rifle at ready. Igor was afraid to be shot and he raised his both arms up. Saying something with broken English that he wants to sell some stuff. He got items to sell. Halfman skeptical at first but then invited him to his Hideout. Igor sold Halfman some construction items what Halfman needed and his AK and rig and body armor. He got alot of rubbles from it so he will get to eat warm meal today and maybe tomorrow even. Igor and Halfman made a deal that. He could provide items on his adventures. In a exchange of he pays him and maybe.. Maybe have a warm place to stay in Hideout. Maybe help Halfman out in hideout clean up.
ACT 2: Night at Customs
- Igor went again to get some supplies for himself and Halfman in Customs. Civilian AR in hand he moved to Fortress. Whole place is littered in bodies. So looting them bodies for some supplies. And he finally found something to eat. Mayo salad. Really delicious for Igor. Also picked some good gear. While looting the gear he did notice the Blood Games poster. Maybe.. Maybe he could be there. Win big and just get the hell out from Tarkov. But no time to think about it. Time to move on from this area before someone else comes. After walking outside Igor heard air plane.. Looked at it but never seen it droping anything. So he moved on to Gas station.
- In Gas Station he noticed there is a Christmas tree with lights on. Igor remembers that in Scav believe Christmas tree usually has something for anyone, looking at the tree but there is nothing.. Igor thought to himself that when he gets out from Tarkov. He will go to North Pole somewhere in Finland and have some words with Santa. But maybe not, Santa could just laugh his socking's off when Igor tries to argue with father Christmas. So ignoring further on Igors future plans. He has to move on, on his way to shipping area. Igor decided to try out Fireworks flare. Maybe it could bring something. So. Taking off the cap and pop the flare, Igor was waiting for abit to supply drop to come. Then huge create worth of military gear droped down. On looting he found some helmets, LV 5 plates, DE.50 and a AK. Igor was happy and ran away from Customs to Halfmans Hideout to give all items in exchange of money and some warm food.
ACT 3: Winter Forest
- Halfman moved to Woods for supplies run. Getting some medical items and food so he could feed himself and Igor at the Hideout, he moved to military outpost for getting supplies. Nothing fancy to be found but he did eliminate one poor bastard that also had same idea than Halfman. Getting some supplies. After eliminating the poor sob and looting all necessary stuff he moved towards the Sawmill. To rest abit, seeing if anything interesting is happening while he rests. He noticed some Tarcola trucks but non of them where usable, after resting abit he went towards the Scav house. But first he checked the Checkpoint. Looting abit of the area.
- On Checkpoint Halfman find himself a armored rig MBSS which he took it on really quickly for better protection. He also did find a Terra Groups keycard. Maybe he could use it later for some Terra Groups facility, but he heard some footsteps and was ready to combat. When he heard granade being pulled out he rushed towards hostile. And eliminated with ferocity with volume of fire of AK rifle. After that firefight Halfman took some things from body and ran towards near by push to reload his empty magazine. After doing quick gear check he ran towards USEC camp for better loot.
- On USEC camp he did not find anything special. Just some ammo. One hostile scav, a better rig on his backbag for storing more items. But after that he went towards the Convoy to complete his task for Prapor finding out what happend. Halfman sended photo message to Prapor though a phone about what happened to convoy, and moved on toward Sunken village. In village Halfman noticed a Santas Sleight. Then again its Christmas in Tarkov so. It might be Tarkovians customs to have it there. But after looking abit the Santas Sleight he got shot and and Halfman had to move out to another village. Hopefully getting in to Car Extraction.
- On getting in to Village. Under the cover of 3rd party firefight. He noticed one thing, there is no car, so Halfman decided that screw this and im going out of here another way. Halfman ran across the Woods to outskirts gate and then to his hideout.
ACT 4: Igor in da Customs
- After Halfman came back to Hideout from long adventure of a Woods. He dumbed all of his stuff to Stash box and said to Igor that ''you go now. Im getting some shut eye.. Don't die on me out there i need you back here in one piece'' Igor replayed ''Da comrad'' and went outside from a door.
- Igor arrive to Customs and noticed something on new gas station. So he checked around. Looting some items.. But sadly no food, so he moved on toward new factory area but nothing interesting there. So he headed toward Fortress. On his way to Fortress he met up with another Scav and made a friend. So with two numbers no one will hopefully mess with Igor. Looting some medical crates in Fortress he found some useful and maybe something sellable junk. After looting those he went towards to Crackhouse to get some more medical supplies. But before he could step couple of feet he noticed a body. So he looted for his gun and backbag. And flare for supply drop. Then Igor ran really fast to Crackhouse since behide him was some firefight. In crackhouse there was nothing to loot so Igor move on to moto pool next door. In moto pool he find some propane, so maybe he could impress Halfman with grilling skills. After looting Motorpool he went outside of factory area and for main road. And then towards the train tracks, in train tracks Igor popped a supply drop flare hopeing he could get something really nice before heading off from Customs. Igor waited awhile until airdrop landed on the ground so he could take a look what he got. Mostly some food but with some really nice firearms like .50 DE. G36 rifle. A Virtex thingy. After looting them he start running since he sensed something really terrible about to happened and he was indeed right. He got shot at by someone from a far. But he managed to climb on the fence wall and ran fast as he can toward Hideout.
- In Hideout Igor droped everything to stash box and took a beer and pretty much lay down on matters starting drinking.. While Halfman was doing something his own thing.
Thank you dear reader for reading this episode of Halfmans Bizzare Adventures!
For the Computer crashing look at the CPU maybe if its an Intel 13 or 14 Generation it might have been hit with the overvolting Issue even if you have the updated CPU Drivers, because the updated Drivers only prevent further damage not repair already done damage
We need 2 ep a day!!!!
If I didn't work a full time job I probably would drop 2 a day lol
@Halfman it don't matter i love waiting for a new video each day
Definitely get it! Just saying that’s how much we love the content
I don't know how people keep up. One per day is too much for me and missing an episode can feel like a choir later if you're trying to catch up because of how long the episodes are
Don't be greedy.
your vids and voice is the perfect companion for background noise while I fall asleep! looking forward to it every evening ✨❤️
Real quick I heard that opening the hideout before you start going intro raids is lower some peoples fps, so check and see if you getting lower fps from it, also that blue wrench you can trade for an uzi with a suppressor
You have continuous healing now so just hold down the button to heal all the way up.
How the heck did you find 2 ledex is 3 episode
The Christmas village was right beside him in the saw mill
When you said "people are blind" you missed a salewa on the shelf to the left, the timing lmao 😂😂
28:51 Woods is the best map.
29:27 That's a shame.
Grabbing some Apollo's and Malboro's if you've got empty space,
isn't the worst thing as the Fishing Gear location on Shoreline is heavy camped at the start of a wipe.
So being able to barter for a spare SV-98 can be useful.
Car extract in Woods and Shoreline and now random like the Customs one apparently
I found tank battery in my second scav raid XDD
I haven't seen the vehicle extract there once
People are ''blind'' 2 min later run past a crate :D
Nice
Oooʻoooooh shet!! In time for bath nd chill watch this beast 😜 am almost comfortable on ground zero now! Gonna start going to new location... but which will be best next??
Customs/woods.
@harnasabuser5677 thank you
@@elliotthogg4432 next: factory, interchange, shorline, streets and last Reserve/lighthouse.
Last wipe i play like this.
@harnasabuser5677 massive help thanks! Been on customs learning this map now :) thanks, I do have task on the streets one so gonna do that nd not touch it haha sniper got me last trip haha
5:40 missed the airdrop
Your content makes me really happy as I deal with my mental health
Ive been around tarcov sense early alpha played a bunch of wipes and the salewa has to be the rates i have ever seen ive put in some hours and haven't found one the spawn rate is less then a ledex or bitcoin 😢
Why would people buy a non FIR LEDX from flea, when they can't use it for hideout? Is there a barter?
There are a couple barters for the ledx. The one most people might want it for though is the THICC Case.
@korn481 I forgot about the case! I refused to play the last two or three wipes
What was the super water for in the raid you disconnected?
Yes
U craft with it in hideout. That and sugar make whiskey
I might be going deaf, but was the video way more quiet than usual?
I had that happen to me on ground zero the car was still there and I was able to extract because the car was invisible
¿Be the way how do you get airdrops is was because of the time or bengale?(i Think is the second opcion)
17:45 all needed! More wooodd needed my sir. Love you bro. Keep it up'''
how can u get better bc im brand new to tarkov
halfman how are you liking the new audio?
the blue pipewrench has lvl 1 mechanic trade for a surpressed uzi if your interested
glaze
16 min since uploaded lets goo
gg
No more wipes till 1.0?
Is that Soon(tm), or are they pretty much saying that EFT is getting back-burnered to go work on whatever that OTHER game is?
I played Tarkov for a few months several years ago, a few weeks of Late Late Wipe then a couple months of a fresh wipe.
Just was never as 'good' at EFT as you need to be to be able to get REALLY good at EFT. Got sniped with a super high-end loot runs worth of stuff on me, almost pooped muh pants and thought I was gonna have a heart attack I was palpitating so hard.
Not played since.
BUT, if it's gonna be a SUPER long Wipe AND 1.0 has at least a set 'release window'; IF I'm gonna get back into it at all, now would be the time. Learn Learn Learn to get ready for 1.0 and whatever THAT brings?
Halfman you'd probably be really good at STALKER Escape from Pripyat
Hey man, i just wanna give you some feedback on these videos. I love the idea of this series and i have for a few wipes began to watch your videos. But i end up not watching in the long run and its because in my opinion you miss a big part of the game when you only show in raid or mostly show in raid.
I feel like i miss the parts of where you re gear after an death, or sell the profit you make. But i do understand that it gets repetitiv and its mostly the in raid stuff people wanna see.
And i do understand that it would be hard to balance but i think i would enjoy your videos more if you showed i bit more in between raid than just hand in quests 😊
Having in raid and in hideout separated as chapters in the video who'll make it easier for people to skip and watch raids if that's all they want. Or watch all.
Am I the only one that doesn't like that HM skips the loot depositing part? 😢
Hey halfman, why do you always have 100 110 ping, i doubt that it is your internet that is bad... is it possible that NA servers are that trash?
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